During the Horcrux hunt in book 7, Hermione tells the boys Muggle tales to pass the time. Same setup as in Meltha's story collection "Muggle Fairy Tales Are Mad!" Marked as "Complete", but I plan to add more chapters. Now - with 'Anika the Warrior'

Yes, this death certificate is in proper order; Signed by Dr. Dementor of Azkaban Hospital. (The 7th and final installment in the series 'N years earlier; The Powers')

The Elder Wand is supposed to "always win duels for its owner". How then Dumbledore was able to defeat Grindelwald in a duel? Rated "M" just in case.

"Tom Marvolo Riddle," the voice, coming from the Mirror, was silky, mellifluous and irresistibly persuasive, "I hast seen thy heart and it is mineth." Hogwarts is a stage, And all the witches and wizards merely players... (The 6th installment in the series 'N years earlier; The Powers'); Now - with 2nd chapter!

This is the 5th installment in the series 'N years earlier; The Powers' There is a room in the Department of Mysteries that is kept locked at all times. It contains a force that is at once more wonderful and more terrible than death, than human intelligence, than the forces of nature (and no, it's NOT Love) Alternative version of "The Tale of the Three Brothers"

When Hermione decided to teach her friends to sing, she used the tune from 'The Sound of Music' with slightly altered lyrics.

Ron's daughter Rose was very sick. But then one day Gabrielle spoke about her without thinking... NOT for Ron haters. Small part was added on 10/28/2023.

A parody on a classic Jewish joke

Response to "Cruel and Unusual Pairing Challenge" by Maisie Malfoy. In the Shrieking Shack Wormtail begs Hermione, "Sweet girl... clever girl... you - you won't let them... Help me..." Suddenly he stops with astonishment and a strange word (one that is not a word at all) escapes his lips, "HERMIOTTER!" (The 4th installment in the series 'N years earlier; The Powers')

During the battle in the Department of Mysteries Neville's suppressed memories are triggered. He is the only one who has power over a certain crystal ball. Alternative prophecy. (The 3rd installment in the series 'N years earlier; The Powers')

Muggle AU. Once upon a time there lived three kids whose favorite fairy tale was 'The legend of Harry Potter'. Some day they met and had fun.

Moaning Myrtle chosen as Triwizard Champion. At the end she faces Voldemort. Who will win? Ghost Girl or Dark Lord? Or, maybe... a draw? (The 2nd installment in the series 'N years earlier; The Powers')

Luna meets boggart. Boggart meets Luna. Can the Universe survive?

A missing moment from 'The Deathly Hallows'. Aberforth Dumbledore was reluctant to help Harry, Ron and Hermione. But then he had two flashes of memory and changed his mind. 100% canon compliant.

Draco, Draco, You did wrong thing; Instead of chasing Golden Snitch - You stared at panties of a witch! (Set in Chamber of Secrets year)

A short parody on all those fanfiction stories where somebody swears on his/her magic to prove something. Translated from Russian.

Lord Voldemort wants to inflict some exquisite punishment on a certain Death Eater. Bellatrix provides an idea, taken from Muggle psychology journal. But the plan backfires because no Russian man can allow three drops of perfectly good vodka go to waste.

Translation from Russian series of five one-shots "Гарри Поттер и доброта с позитивом" by author Кой (apparently pen name). Minerva, seeing "cupboard under the stairs" address, goes to investigate. And meets happy Harry. Happy and hyperactive. Mischiefer-in-chief is coming to Hogwarts.

Valiant knights, looking for heroic quest, come to Forbidden Forest! Form a line, wait for your turn, you will get your chance to kill a big bad snake! (or, at least the horcrux part of it) Collection of short humorous and/or cranky one-shots. Completely COMPLETE; no more chapters planned. Special thanks to my beta 'A Talking Cat'

Happens during the summer before Harry's 6th Hogwarts year. When Dumbledore gets hold of Resurrection Stone he seizes the chance. Plan changed, Harry does not have to die. Alternative version of "The Tale of the Three Brothers". NOT for Dumbledore haters.

Events take place in After-Life Domain. Lily begged Severus. And he repeated Dumbledore's question from long ago, "And what will you give me in return?" I'd mark the genre as REVENGE, but this website doesn't allow it. (October 7, 2023 - now with "For the love of Merlin" addition)

"Men have wasted away before it, entranced by what they have seen", Dumbledore said about Mirror Of Erised. That's exactly what happened to one particular boy. It's sad and depressing story.

All 4 Founders had their first and last names starting with the same letter. In Harry Potter Hogwarts years - 3 of House Heads follow this pattern but the 4th - does not. It's not accidental - it's part of the plan. (The 1st installment in the series 'N years earlier; The Powers')

It would be boring to use the same disclaimer over and over. Here are some disclaimers for everybody's use.

Somebody may have sung it on the planet Lagash before The Nightfall.

Short and silly. McGonagall's animagus form is not a COMMON stray cat.

Everything was going smoothly, like clockwork, according to canon and suddenly ... Goblet of Fire did NOT spit out Harry Potter's name! How such absurd insanity could be explained? Only with insane absurdity!

What would be the best weapon for Hermione against Voldemort? The answer is obvious: A BOOK! Hermione sends certain book to the past and changes history. No death eaters, no Dark Lord! Just Head of Department of Mysteries, Mr. Tom Riddle.

"My real name is Frasie Grant," said Luna "And I am 240 years old." Slight crossover with "She who runs on the waves" (Russian: "Бегущая по волнам") by Alexander Grin (Александр Грин); all needed background is included in this story.

Mrs. Wesley knew that the platform number is 9 3/4 . Why did she ask?