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Joined 03-31-12, id: 3864716, Profile Updated: 04-10-15
Author has written 24 stories for South Park.

Hello, I'm Cain. You may know me from tumblr, where I also have a (rarely active) writing blog.

The mental aspect of my health often gets in the way of things, including writing, so I might post very infrequently. There is no order in many aspects of my life, and this happens to be a good example. I write a lot of nonsense, almost exclusively South Park.

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The Conspirator's Complex by shrunkpunk reviews
Sequel to The Conformity Conspiracy. It's been three years since Dylan left his friends and South Park behind to join Mike's band and become famous. A trip back home leaves him shocked with what has changed and what has stayed the same.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,918 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/24 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Curly Goth, Red Goth
Denny's Diner by Lori von Loco reviews
The interstate whisked them out of Colorado, far, far away from po-dunk South Park. From home.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2014 - [Stan M., Kyle B.] - Complete
Death for a Dime by Lori von Loco reviews
He remembered debilitating, seemingly incurable boredom. He remembered the hectic descent into drug abuse. He did not remember why there was blood on the carpet, or why the sight of it made him feel so empty.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,580 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/30/2014 - [Craig T., Kenny M.] - Complete
Killer Kerosene by Lori von Loco reviews
Suddenly he was sure he'd been over-thinking the whole thing, spurring an uncommon sense of relief to take some of the stress off his lungs. He was okay. This was okay.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2014 - [Red Goth, Curly Goth] - Complete
science has failed our mother earth by damn expensive eggs reviews
I dunno. I don't really understand the appeal of eucalyptus.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2013 - Curly Goth, Red Goth - Complete
The Way We Kiss by shrunkpunk reviews
Ethan thinks he and his friends are getting too old for their traditional Halloween seance.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,352 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Curly Goth, Red Goth - Complete
The Adventures of Taco Man and the Robo Inferno by damn expensive eggs reviews
In a galaxy far, far away... one boy, Clyde, that's me, will have an unforgettable encounter with another boy, that's Kevin, and embark on a journey of epic proportions. ... Whatever that means. Kevin/Clyde. update for 2013: never writing an epilogue, sorry!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,188 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Clyde D., Kevin S. - Complete
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Sic Itur ad Astra reviews
Firkle's birthday edges closer and closer as his friends inspect their own lives while attempting to scavenge for a gift. Pete finds a certain affinity towards the tallest member of their quartet.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,487 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 6/8/2014 - [Curly Goth, Red Goth] Henrietta, Kindergarten Goth - Complete
Melt reviews
Pete contemplates the end of the world as he and Michael engage in acts of affection in the dark.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/5/2014 - [Curly Goth, Red Goth] - Complete
Phototactic reviews
Pete and Michael indulge in insomnia-fueled contemplation of the meaning of the word 'entertain'.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Published: 5/13/2014 - [Curly Goth, Red Goth] - Complete
Tired reviews
Puberty sucks. Literally, it sucks you into its proverbial gaping mouth and swallows you whole and then digests you with crushes on people who like holding you sometimes, but not all the time. Or maybe I'm just socially stupid. Probably.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/31/2014 - [Curly Goth, Red Goth] - Complete
Comfort reviews
Craig Tucker and Kenny McCormick make out with Grease playing in the background.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2014 - [Craig T., Kenny M.] - Complete
Vincent Price's Wicked Hangover reviews
Pete and Michael contemplate starting a band.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/8/2014 - [Curly Goth, Red Goth] - Complete
Folié à Deux reviews
In the midst of battling the horrible beast of adolescence, Pete finds himself giving into romantic persuasions towards one of his friends but the familiar ache of feeling inadequate plagues his mind. Wherein the misery quartet engages in their regular agenda of being goth as shit.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,091 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 2/15/2014 - [Curly Goth, Red Goth] Henrietta, Kindergarten Goth - Complete
Concerto Grosso
Pete and Michael indulge in some absentminded conversation and excessive amounts of affection.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/1/2014 - [Curly Goth, Red Goth] - Complete
Just Like Heaven reviews
Pete tries his hardest to conceal any affections aimed towards a close friend and Michael suffers the consequences. In which Henrietta is a professional beauty school dropout. (CuRed)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/7/2014 - [Red Goth, Curly Goth] - Complete
Movie Night
When Token organizes their monthly movie night, Clyde Donovan finds that articulating his infatuation a difficult task. Kevin Stoley, however, agrees that spontaneous love confessions should only be delivered when one or both parties are intoxicated, as Clyde has proven. (Stolovan)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Clyde D., Kevin S. - Complete
All we Ever Wanted was Everything reviews
Cold summer days fazed Elliott, who, pursuing a more alternative way of existing, did not enjoy the summer heat and yearned for the sun to set, because he liked boots and black shirts. During July, that was a problem. Elliott Lynch, therefore, decided to express his exasperation by staring at other black-clad boys. Well, one in particular.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Curly Goth, Red Goth, Henrietta - Complete
Kid Gloves reviews
Absent ramblings of a boyish mind prompted by a recommendation that Clyde Donovan should keep a journal. Short, inarticulate musings of a young soul.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Clyde D., Kevin S., Craig T.
Linguisticism reviews
I met Christophe DeLorne when I was little. I was 5, he was 4. I had light blond hair, his was almost black. He had coal eyes; mine were blue. We ran around the town square playing catch and he sucked. I must have sucked, too, though. The days our mums would take us to play piled up and, see, when you're young, language isn't a barrier. Nothing is.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Gregory, Christophe - Complete
String reviews
South Park was always gloomy, in winter time particularly, like a condensed mass of depression and snow was looming over the town and there was absolutely nothing you could do about it. It was no secret Stan indulged in the occasional bottle or two, it was like drowning his brain in sweet delirium. And Kenneth McCormick had booze on him.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Stan M., Kenny M. - Complete
Sink or Swim reviews
When Dylan Grey finally starts high school, he's greeted with a familiar face he's anxiously waited for. But he finds himself wondering what this means for him, for them. And he's sure he'd die.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Curly Goth, Red Goth - Complete
To be Anything at All reviews
Say you're me and you're in math class. Except, you might not be. You might just be fighting the concept of being alive while staring down a noiret in the same room. You might also be in love. Possibly.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Craig T., Kenny M. - Complete
The Affliction of Curiosity
I always thought god was like a metaphor, more than some deity that could affect anything, I figured it was something to give people a reason. I never really had much of a reason. So what was I doing?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Curly Goth, Red Goth - Complete
Death brain reviews
Dylan liked to think he was kinda fucked up. His family was okay, he had no traumatic experiences, but he was still kind of weird. He liked sitting alone in his dark room, writing and drawing and throwing darts at his wall. He liked to think the world was fucked up, too. Not like him, not like them. The world fucked them over. Repeatedly.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,379 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Curly Goth, Red Goth - Complete
Searching for Eliott reviews
I never was one for drinking. Socially or otherwise. But the moonlight shone down on us and I felt his hand on mine as a cool breeze rolled. A thought that prodded at my mind slowly began to take affect and he exhaled silent promises as we stood up. He was a human whose heart served only to pump blood to my knowledge but he stood beside me and I felt. I found him.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Curly Goth, Red Goth - Complete
The drawbacks of convenience reviews
Something brews across the academy, something beyond the two boys' comprehension, and the world might never be the same. They were going to get to the bottom of it, but not before they settled some personal disputes. This wasn't simple ruckus, however, it was a cataclysmic turn of events that would leave the consequences unrevealed, but not nonexistent. It was only convenient.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,695 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Christophe, Gregory
The hero and the kid with the blue hat reviews
Some things are difficult to explain, like how people react to things. Like how my parents reacted to me leaving the country with a blond idiot. Speaking of, how he manages to make everything seem nice, like everything was fine. It was. Everything was gonna be okay. My parents are going to disown me and my sister probably hates me but everything is going to be okay.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Craig T., Kenny M. - Complete
Mist reviews
It was an unfortunate turn of events... or maybe it was fortunate. Maybe it was very fortunate. The rain was light, like his kisses and I was assured Kevin Stoley was very much alive. -Stolovan-
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Clyde D., Kevin S. - Complete
The neutral zone
When all things change, it is up to one man, Kevin Stoley, that's me, to save the world. But someone enters this world unguarded and goes through all the shields. Someone breaches the barrier. And that someone will be my guide to the galaxy. -Stolovan-
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Clyde D., Kevin S. - Complete
Basking in the ambience reviews
Being a child is tough. Being a boy is tough. Being... is tough. I think I only realized the amount of hard it is recently. Only did I realize the difficulty of being a child when I was meant to grow up. Only did I realize being is tough when everyone knew how to do it and I just... was. So why was I so infatuated with the boy who seemed to have grown up faster than anyone?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Clyde D., Kevin S. - Complete