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Joined 03-31-12, id: 3864849, Profile Updated: 06-03-13
Author has written 4 stories for Glee.

Penname change from Discordiah to shippingshipperwhoships, because I had to change my Tumblr url and apparently I am incapable of handling them being different.

Ughh, so, I fail spectacularly at saying things about myself, but... Here goes.

My name is Rachel, I'm 25, and a baker working on becoming a cake decorator (which I LOVE! Seriously, so much fun!

I have a love/hate relationship with Glee, and am madly in love with Kurtbastian right now, though, I pretty much just love Kurt and tend to like seeing him with just about anyone as long as he's happy.

You Make Me Smile is the first thing I've written in over a year, but I'm really enjoying writing again, I also have several oneshots and various ideas for multi-chapter fics rattling around in my brain, so eventually I hope to get those out as well.

Other obsessions include, but are not limited to, and in no particular order...

Tattoos

Music

Harry Potter

My beloved dog Zoe =D

Darren Criss

Supernatural

Star Wars AND Star Trek, because yes, despite what some people think, you can love both.

Books. Period.

Grant Gustin and his ridiculously adorable laugh

Batman, also The Justice League, actually, DC Comics in general.

Chris Colfer

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Model Behavior by themuse19 reviews
AU, set in Kurt's freshman year of college. Kurt has never met Blaine. Burt's heart attack left Kurt concerned about his father's health so he put his dreams on hold, but a surprise opportunity may be all that Kurt has wished for and more.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 121 - Words: 523,101 - Reviews: 5160 - Favs: 1,134 - Follows: 1,630 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Replaceable by StarSwathi reviews
Kurt's life spirals out of his control but he finds help in the unlikeliest people.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 181,669 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 971 - Follows: 1,319 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Kurt H., Puck
Deliver Me by fbeauchamphartz reviews
Sebastian Smythe is cut off from his tremendous fortune and has to take a job as a delivery driver for Fed-Ex. Every one thinks Kurt Hummel is a shut-in. He hates people and is horrible to everyone he meets. Sebastian figures he can out-bitch this man that everyone seems to be afraid of, but once he sees him, it's love at first sight. But Kurt has a secret that might ruin them.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 159,830 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Should Be An Interesting Year by gastlyhauntergengar reviews
Kurt and Sebastian wind up as college roommates, unfortunately. Set during what would be Season 4. (UPDATED)
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 168,078 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 930 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S.
China Cups and Top Hats by Nalasan reviews
Kurt Alfred Hummel was never born to be the hero of a story. So when he takes on his new position as a footman in the country estate of Lord Smythe, little does he know that the following years will change his life forever.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 151,952 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Kurt H., Sebastian S.
One In Four by Swing Girl At Heart reviews
When Blaine finds out that Kurt's not being entirely honest with him about who he is, things go to hell in a handbasket pretty damn quickly. Things in Kurt's head were never as simple as they seemed. TRIGGER HEAVY. NOW COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 95 - Words: 254,041 - Reviews: 1883 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 969 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Coffeeshop Soundtrack by xblessthefall reviews
It was always assumed that if Kurt and Blaine were to split, Blaine would inevitably return to Dalton. No one expected Kurt to be the one to leave McKinley. Then again, no one expected Kurt to find an ally in Sebastian Smythe either. Kurtbastian.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,139 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 1,220 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S.
It's Not Babysitting by anxioussquirrel reviews
AU, present time. Kurt Hummel is 28 and has been living in New York for ten years now. He has a good job, nice apartment and two best friends: Sebastian and Cooper. Blaine, Cooper's 17-year-old brother, comes to spend the summer... Age-gap fic, based on a kink-meme prompt; there's no innocence kink here.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 92,388 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
In Ivy And In Twine by rubblerousing reviews
A semi-AU. Kurt and Finn hate the idea of soulmates, mostly because neither of them know the name of theirs. But all their friends are a little obsessed, and decide to try to find Kurt's soulmate for him. What they find instead is Cooper Anderson, who says if Kurt doesn't visit a mysteriously ill Blaine in the hospital soon, they both could be in danger.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,913 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Come Here Boy by SugaKane01 reviews
What Blaine Anderson wants, Blaine Anderson gets and he's determined that Kurt Hummel will be no exception. When Kurt becomes more than a conquest, Blaine shows just how far the boy who has everything is willing to go for love. Semi!Dark Blaine, Slash
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 148,637 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 1,018 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Gonna Harden My Heart, Gonna Swallow My Tears by jono74656 reviews
Kurt's pain echoes throughout the ether, the Lord of Arashmahaar answers. Post-The Break Up Glee/BtVS Crossover. Not Klaine/Blaine Friendly.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Glee - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/25/2012 - D'Hoffryn, Kurt H. - Complete
Soul Bond by imadeafriendtoday reviews
To be soul bonded to someone is everything. It's giving yourself to them, in mind, body, and spirit. You give up a part of your soul in exchange for theirs, connecting yourselves indefinitely. Kurt and Blaine are ready to bond. But so is someone else.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 113,424 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
One Match, Two Burns by Thrice Shy Seraphim reviews
rating may change, full summary inside- Klaine broke up, and five years later Sebastian Smythe decides to play matchmaker. Problem with playing with matches? Someone always gets burned. SeKlaine, rated for swearing and potential sexy times.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,454 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Sebastian S., Kurt H.
Visions of Us by yangatheart reviews
Kurt sometimes 'sees' things before they happen. What if the boy he's dreaming about isn't the guy he thinks he's falling for? Kurt/Blaine friendship, Kurt/Sebastian endgame. Other Glee characters.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 112,995 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 560 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S.
Kurt Hummel Has Mail by erisgregory reviews
Once upon a time there were two boys. One of them tried and failed to steal the other's boyfriend. The two boys were natural enemies. But when they coincidentally, and anonymously, met in cyberspace, they accidentally fell in love.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,164 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Sting by amarx17 reviews
Prompt from the glee kink meme on LiveJournal: "Blaine can't take no for an answer and is doing his best to take what he wants in the parking lot of Scandals when Kurt is saved by none other than Sebastian Smythe."
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,544 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Burn by amarx17 reviews
Sequel to 'Sting; gkm prompt fill: Sebastian likes challenges, always has and always will. Kurt Hummel is a challenge. In the words of Barney Stinson: challenge accepted. Kurbastian, rated M for a reason!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,250 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 49 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Sebastian S., Kurt H. - Complete
Go Your Own Way by Zavocado reviews
Kurt Hummel just wants to get through his Junior Year at McKinley in one piece. But when the new guy from Dalton Academy Reform School for Boys takes an alarming interest in him, he's certain he's going to be in for a wild ride. Badboy!Blaine, Klaine, AU
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 201,105 - Reviews: 3902 - Favs: 5,160 - Follows: 3,725 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Tactile by WithDemonWings reviews
As Kurt watches the other couples around him, he wonders why he and Blaine don't touch more often. He wants to, but he doesn't know about Blaine. He unknowingly voices his thoughts and gets an unexpected ally, and eventual Blaine cuddles.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
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Detours Make a Road Trip More Fun reviews
Kurt and Sebastian are on a road trip to a romantic lakeside cabin, they just have to make a quick stop on the way. Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,332 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Clarity or Insanity reviews
Sam needs to warn Kurt about something, they both get a long overdue duet out of the deal as well. Oneshot. Pre-Slash sort of, but it can be read as friendship.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,480 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Kurt H., Sam E. - Complete
You Make Me Smile reviews
All Kurt wanted was to get some coffee, preferably without thinking about his (ex?)boyfriend. As it turns out he's going to get a lot more than expected.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,979 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 2/22/2013 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S.
Cosmic Love reviews
Sebastian might want to do something special for Kurt; he also might want to be his boyfriend. Maybe. Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete