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Author has written 4 stories for Doctor Who.

Nerdfighter. Whovian. Potterhead.

I write because I enjoy it, and I write fanfiction because it allows me to write without having to create my own characters or worlds, and further explore the fandom worlds I love.

I like fanfiction because I think it's one of the most interesting ways that we keep stories and fictional worlds alive, and they really show that a fiction (whether it's a book, a television show, a video game, or whatever) is defined so much more by its audience, and its audience's reaction and interaction with it, than by its author/writer/editor/producer/director/production company.

That said, I'm torn about "fixes" for fandoms. I know that we like to escape into fiction, but in fiction, just like in life, bad things happen; bad things that we can't change. And everybody knows that everybody dies.

Doctor Who
THE GREATEST TELEVISION SHOW OF ALL TIME
River Song is a total BAMF. River/Eleven is my OTP.
Martha Jones is utterly brilliant, and she's completely underrated as a companion, but I don't ship her with the Doctor. And I don't ship her with Mickey, either; just because they're both black and were overshadowed by Rose/the Doctor doesn't mean they have to end up together.
The Donna/Ten friendship is just beautiful.
Captain Jack Harkness is an damn fine.
Rory Williams is the best of humanity, and I have mixed feelings about his wife...I kinda feel like they screwed up her character by trying to preserve her younger character, but also create sexual tension with the Doctor.
Rose Tyler is a silly cow and I do not ship her with the Doctor...ever. NEVER EVER.

Harry Potter
THE GREATEST CHILDREN'S BOOK SERIES OF ALL TIME
Hermione Granger is undoubtedly the most brilliant female character in anything, ever.
Hermione settled for Ron. She needs someone who can match her intellect, and who can challenge her; Ron doesn't do that.
Severus Snape is the Prince of LIFE, but it was losing Lily that made him such a good person. Snily can't be a thing.
Harry shouldn't have ended up with Ginny; he fell for her completely out of nowhere, after she was pining over him for years. It's like he couldn't have Cho and settled just because Ginny was there. Also, Ginny turned into a pushover. Seriously, you let all the kids be named after HIS parents first? Grow a backbone, woman.
Drapple. Enough said.
Dramione would never work, but I like reading it anyway.
The Malfoys turned out okay in the end; admittedly, in the end, they sat on the fence, but a full 180 would be too much to ask.
Harry Potter trumps Twilight a million times, in every aspect, always, to the end of the universe and back (or, it would, if the universe had an edge, which it doesn't)

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I reckon it's okay to write/read RPF, as long as the person has said that they're cool with it (or hasn't said they aren't), but it becomes dangerous when people actually expect real people's lives, and relationships, to be the way they're written in fanfiction/slashfiction/RPF.

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Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP. Now complete with epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 49 - Words: 284,050 - Reviews: 18166 - Favs: 35,285 - Follows: 18,856 - Updated: 1/4/2020 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Our Days Are Numbered by Fulgance reviews
Despite her relationship with Ron, Hermione just can't stay away. "This is the last time, Malfoy." "I know. It always is, with you." Thirteen times and counting.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,888 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 2/16/2015 - Published: 7/7/2012 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Not One For The Diary by hannahncakes reviews
Because not every moment with the Doctor is visiting a new planet, fighting for your life or saving the world. Sometimes it's just the two of them doing things far more important. These things you can't even write, you have to just live them.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 128 - Words: 139,871 - Reviews: 2341 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 6/14/2014 - Published: 5/6/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor
The Life and Times by Jewels5 reviews
She was dramatic. He was dynamic. She was precise. He was impulsive. He was James, and she was Lily, and one day they shared a kiss, but before that they shared many arguments, for he was cocky, and she was sweet, and matters of the heart require time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 613,762 - Reviews: 12147 - Favs: 12,177 - Follows: 10,145 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/8/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Request by redhead414 reviews
Astoria was never a fan of Hermione Granger, but pretty soon, she would be gone, and Draco was going to need all the help he could get. Rated M for future chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 313,160 - Reviews: 3204 - Favs: 6,295 - Follows: 2,882 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 1/4/2012 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Welcome by pinetree13 reviews
River is free after earning a pardon at the Byzantium. When the Doctor comes to visit her on the first night of her freedom, he comes with a surprise question that will forever change both their lives. But what happens next?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 48 - Words: 61,490 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 4/9/2012 - [11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III] - Complete
What Child Is This by AlwaysGus1 reviews
The Doctor and River find themselves thrown together at Christmas and must make one of the hardest decisions either could imagine.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 105,386 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 10/5/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
All I Do is Hope by Living Masquerade reviews
When Hermione goes back to work a year after Ron's death to provide for herself and her daughter, she did not expect to find Draco Malfoy working there as well. And she certainly did not expect her daughter to become his son's best friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 64,687 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 1,166 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Chemicals React by Darcicy reviews
Slughorn assigns Hermione and Draco to work on a potion together, but he doesn't reveal the purpose of the potion. Hermione knows what it is, so do Blaise and Professor Snape. And who is this pining over Hermione? A/U OOC M for Mild smut. Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 87,229 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Bowties, Fezes and Stetsons by The-Doctors-Song reviews
They aren't just accessories... NO LONGER A ONE-SHOT! But a COLLECTION of them... Rory and Amy appearance. WARNING! Some... intimate details... READ and REVIEW please. ELEVEN/RIVER
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 50,544 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 2/12/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
Name's Song, Tune Song by Citizenofwhoville123 reviews
The Doctor reaches Trenzalore only to be saved by a mysterious teen named Tune Song who gives him the tools to save River from her fateful trip to the library. But who is he? This is beginning to sound like my other stories. Sorry. Its really different!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,240 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 4/20/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
Thoughts On Flight by TisZiny reviews
AU as of 6.07... "You're not going to propose are you Sweetie, because this isn't really the time," The Doctor backed her into the corner of the room, just enough that she would have to answer his question, "River. Are you pregnant?"
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 31,518 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 6/25/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor
Connected by Hesaluti reviews
Hermione and other former pupils are invited back to Hogwarts to give career advice. In a fluke accident an old connection with Draco Malfoy is re-established forcing them to share magic. It's one or the other unless they can make it work together.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 100,373 - Reviews: 1049 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Being Human by Hannah Tennant-Cumberbatch reviews
"Rule number twenty-three. Amy, Rory; whatever you do, don't let us near each other. Don't let us see eye to eye. And definitley don't let us fall in love. One kiss, and the spell is broken. The Family will attack. Understand? Good. And, yeah, thank you."
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,682 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 5/12/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor, Rory W.
Summer of the Dragon by Lena Phoria reviews
3 years after the war Hermione takes a break from Ron and accepts a summer job collecting supplies for Ollivander's wands. What she doesn't expect is having to work with Draco Malfoy, who's more haunted by his past than she ever would have believed. Together they will travel the world, fight dragons, conquer demons and maybe find exactly what they're looking for. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 208,893 - Reviews: 1201 - Favs: 3,111 - Follows: 1,318 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Diary of an Illicit Affair by LoveBugOC reviews
Chapters of an affair, through the eyes of two lovers: an unfaithful husband and his mistress. Rated for Mature subject matter. Eleven-part series. Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,520 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Heart of the Phoenix by I M Sterling reviews
Years after Hogwarts, a widowed Hermione Granger Weasley is surprised to see Draco Malfoy walk into her office. What in the name of Merlin could a St. Mungo's Medical Curse Breaker need from her? Rated M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,228 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Full Speed Ahead by Veterization reviews
Harry/Draco oneshot. After the war, the Malfoy fortune begins dwindling. Draco swallows his pride and gets a job the only place he can find one: the Knight Bus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,083 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Close by betawho reviews
The Doctor's a bit confused about how he reacts to River. But confusion's not a bad thing...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/22/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Half Sick of Shadows by E.A. Week reviews
The barren planet Gossan holds a powerful secret, one that is somehow connected to River Song's release from prison. Can River and the Eleventh Doctor defeat the Papal Mainframe, or will they become its prisoners for all eternity?
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 60,065 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 5/15/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Daddy's Girl by betawho reviews
Somebody makes Mels cry and little Rory goes and sorts them out...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Melody P. II/Mels, Rory W. - Complete
Only If For The Night by HeavenisaLibrary reviews
Seeking the affection of another would in no way diminish what she felt for the Doctor. Their lives and relationship were so terribly complex and inconsistent that it would only, she realized, diminish her were she to put her life on hold in his absence.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,310 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 5/16/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
Instructions by betawho reviews
His hands were tied, literally, in one red bowtie and one black. She said he only had to tell her what to do, but some things needed to be shown...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/11/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Their Journey to the End by ExplosiveRanga95 reviews
He threw down another leaver and the TARDIS rattled a bit, the familiar whirring and groaning emanating from the engines-what better to do on the night of his wedding…and 'death', he supposed, than go visit his new wife in her new cell in Stormcage?
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,027 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 4/10/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
Nightmares and Dreamscapes by grumpyjenn reviews
River doesn't remember the Silence most of the time; that's their power after all. But sometimes her fear of them comes out in her dreams... M for sexual situations and intense emotional H/C
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,583 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/29/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Discovery by Hesaluti reviews
At first Hermione's problem is if she can act as Draco Malfoy's lawyer without personal feelings affecting her professionalism? When their lives are put under threat, she and Draco have to go into hiding and they start a journey of discovery. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,946 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
the kiss by madis hartte reviews
"A kiss seals two souls for a moment in time." -Levende Waters. How many kisses will it take for you to realize you love me?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,920 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 1/14/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Is she your girlfriend? by TheDanni0608 reviews
"You're a terrible dancer, sweetie," River proclaimed, once again she took his left hand gently and started up a momentum. The Doctor snorted and took a step closer to River- personal space be damned. Dance fic. Extra characters added : Enjoy.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,674 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/4/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Our Clock Runs Backwards by IndigoXsoul reviews
"That night at the library, when we were running and you were in that blasted screwdriver, I said, "Stay with me, one last run!" But you should know the Doctor lies. We've still of running to do, you and I, time and space. River Song, you watch us run!"
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,953 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 3/23/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
like two people arguing over directions by madis hartte reviews
. . . so he names the galaxy after her, and impulsively she kisses him on the cheek, her breath sliding cool along the ridge of his cheekbone, which freaks him out more than a little.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,101 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/15/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
It's All Uncharted by redhead414 reviews
"Are you ready?" she asked. Draco brushed the back of his hand against her forehead before tracing it down her cheek. "I was ready the moment you came back into my life, Granger. Are you ready?" "With you," she whispered, "I'm ready for anything."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 232,163 - Reviews: 2184 - Favs: 7,781 - Follows: 2,624 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 9/19/2011 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Perfection and Bliss by rosexknight reviews
It all started with the most dangerous thing a boy can give a girl...Events of Rory and Amy's wedding night. My first hand at adult writing. Rated M because of explicit scenes and lemon.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,940 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Amelia P./Amy, Rory W. - Complete
A Companion in Solitude by AlwaysGus1 reviews
After the events of The Impossible Astronaut/Day of the Moon, the Ponds need a holiday from the lying, leaving the Doctor alone in his solitude. Until the TARDIS recruits some help.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,768 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 8/7/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Kiss and Tell by SunshineDaisiesWindmills reviews
The rules were simple. Provoke each other. Scream at each other. Snog each other. Do this as frequently as possible, but don't ever, ever kiss and tell.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,598 - Reviews: 912 - Favs: 2,306 - Follows: 777 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 3/17/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Waste My Time by MourningBlade reviews
Lily Evans hates James Potter, and Potter is none too fond of Evans. But when Lily does the unexpected...James falls for her. Literally.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,265 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 6/23/2007 - Published: 3/23/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
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Not so precious metals moulded into circles reviews
The Doctor recruits Rory to help him find the perfect wedding ring for River. What can go wrong? OTP: Doctor/River and Amy/Rory. brOTP: Doctor/Rory. Later chapters also contain snippets for Doctor/Jack, Rory/Jack, River/Jack, Martha/Mickey shippers. Rated T for suggestiveness.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,992 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 5/10/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
Hi, honey, I'm home reviews
Where could he go? There was only one other person in the universe, apart from a talking blue head and a few hundred Justice Department fools, who knew he was alive... her. ONE-SHOT!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/4/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
An envelope for your troubles reviews
"I love a bad girl, me, but trust you? Seriously?" The Doctor wants River to know, to always remember, when she meets younger versions of him, that he really does trust her. ONE-SHOT!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Published: 6/4/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
She's seen me since Berlin reviews
Amy, Rory and the Doctor encounter a young River Song, working as a waitress in an Earth diner. ONE-SHOT!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete