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Joined 03-31-12, id: 3864888, Profile Updated: 07-11-12
Author has written 3 stories for Redwall, and Lord of the Rings.

Hello there!! I have recently published my 3rd fanfic! Whoohoo! Please read and review, any constructive criticism is welcomed with open arms! Well anyways...

Some things that I like:

1. I Love writing
2. I Love reading
3. I like reviewers
4. I like to climb trees
5. I like animals
6. I like fanfiction
7. I like parodies, especially Kelaiah's.

More, but I can't think of anything right now...

Random facts about me on Fanfiction...

3. I love Kelaiah's stories, all of them

4. I love parodies

5. For some strange reason, I enjoy writing Sue parodies

6. I can't wait for chapter 9 in 'Cooking with Cluny', partly because I'm in it!! Yay!

Some of my favorite things:

My Favorite Authors: J.R.R. Tolkien, Charles Dickens, Brian Jacques, Madeline L'engle, J.K. Rowling, etc...

My Favorite Books/series: Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, A Christmas Carol, The Old Curiosity Shop, Oliver Twist, Redwall series, A Wrinkle in Time, The Harry Potter series, etc ( OK, if I put down all the books I liked, you would still be reading this tomorrow. I'm an avid reader. Couldn't have guessed, could you?:)

My Favorite Animals: Horses, foxes and cats. Also any creature that resembles a horse ( deer, antelope, donkey, gazelle, zebra) any creature that resembles a fox ( pine marten, and yes, wolves) any sort of cat, and dogs ( especially golden retrievers and greyhounds)

A little about me...

Well, as you already know, I am FresianRoses.

At the moment, I am going through a sort of 'parody stage' as I have two parodies out right now, and am planning another. Don't worry though, I still do real stories, too!

I appear in ferretWARLORD's Cooking with Cluny! as a rather cheerful horse. It's actually very funny. The first chapter is real good. Just keep in mind, it's rated T, but you don't have to think about that in the first few chapters:)

Okay, here she is! My Redwall oc

Name: Redwin. 'Red' is fine, not'Reddy', 'Winny' or anything along those lines

Age: Very early teen seasons

Type: Red squirrel

Eye color: Brown

Fur color: Well, red can figure it out

Appearance: Tall and skinny, not exactly beautiful, but pretty enough. A very long tail, dark paws, dark tips of ears, and dark end of tail.

Personality: Easygoing, and casual but rather opinionated. Not the formal type, and prone to banging her head on things if there is a Sue involved. An early riser, slightly impatient but good hearted.

Preferences: For weapons, bow and arrow or a light throwing knife. Carries a light, simple rapier. Isn't strong enough to carry a sword, and spears are too long for her. Prefers a tunic, knee length pants and a cloak in dark colors to anything else. Enjoys spicy food, and salty is not her thing. Likes climbing trees and loves heights. Despises Sues. And Stus.

She is a member of the Society of SueRidders, a group of creatures whose name is self explanatory. They try to rid the land of Sues.

Appears in my Sue parody fic, the Redwall Sues Book I: the Start of it All

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My Stories

Title: Sultana of North

What's going on with it: Prologue down and published, 1st, 2nd and 3rd chapter down and published, working on 4th chapter!

Extra Notes on it: Yes, there is a big paragraph at the beginning, and I am attempting to fix that. Thank you, Lady Cosmic Brownie, Lord Vrel for pointing that out, I appreciate it! And also thank you to FerretWARLORD, Whisper of Song and Ireland Ranger for reviewing my story!! And more thanks to Lord Vrel for sticking with my fanfic and reviewing every chapter!!!

Please read and review!!!

Title: Lord of the Onion Rings

What's going on with it: Chapter 1 down and published, working on chapter 2

Extra Notes on It: Thank you 1596, Lord Vrel and Choclate Luvah for reviewing the story. Please review, and please PM me if you want me to continue with it. I really appreciate any sort of reviews!

Title: The Redwall Sues Book I: The Start of it All

What's going on with it: 1st 2nd and 3rd chapter down and published, working on 4th chapter!

Extra Notes on it: Thank you TaggerungGirl, ferretWARLORD, Sargent Sporky and Lord Vrel for reviewing!!!

Please read and review!!!

I decided not to publish the LOTR fanfic, the main character was too sueish, I didn't like the title, and I decided to stick with Redwall until I actually wanted to write a fanfic from a different book/series, and I met some EXTREMELY awesome writers/people on Redwall...Kelaiah, Lord Vrel and others I'm too lazy to Ireland Ranger.

I'm planning another parody right now, about the heroes and villains (and a lot in between) of Redwall are forced to go along TOGETHER on a trip to who knows where!!

I am also planning a serious story, the lost tales of Redwall. Title is self explanatory, no?

More thanks to ferretWARLORD, Whisper of Song and Chocolate Luvah for adding me to their favorite authors list, Ireland Ranger for adding my fanfic, Sultana of North, to their favorite stories list, and last but not least, Lord Vrel for reviewing every chapter of every one of my stories!!!

I set up a fictionpress account!! And have nothing on it...

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The Herbalist by Massa reviews
Angela's past has been hidden from all until she decided to reveal all in her autobiography. Nothing more needs to be said, does it?
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 53,979 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Angela
The Hobbit on Facebook by aotearoan reviews
What happened before the Lord of the Rings characters joined Facebook? Fifty years before, when Facebook was still new and exclusive, Bilbo Baggins made an account... Prequel to Fellowship of the Facebook/Two Notifications/Return of the Friend Request
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,466 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Bilbo B., Gandalf
Captured in the Dark by Ireland Ranger reviews
Incomplete and to be removed. The future of this story is unknown.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 72,233 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 5/16/2012
When Worlds Collide by Whisper of Song reviews
18 yr old triplets Sari, Sam, and Sasha are thrown into ME. How will they react? Sorta Mary sue, my first fic so no mean comments plz! . it is rated T b/c I don't know what will be in it yet. what will happen? we shall see...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,342 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012
Cooking with Cluny! by ferretWARLORD reviews
Just a cooking show staring Cluny the Scourge and several other characters! Please read and reveiw! Is now rated: T
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,414 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Cluny the Scourge, Swartt Sixclaw - Complete
Pigs Do Fly by littledragoneyes reviews
What if LoTR characters live with you, but you don't know it until you're 25? What if Aragorn likes peanut butter? Shelob likes cooking? Uncle Pig Fiddledrat LXXVII the spider? What? It's more than Dra can take on her birthday! Oh, BTW, pigs can fly.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,689 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 9/2/2011
Siriusly Black by ohmycenturion reviews
This is Sirius' story of his life as a sixteen year-old boy. It starts with him running away from home. Don't want to spoil anything so there you go, so just read it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Sirius B.
The Chains that Bind Us by Jade TeaLeaf reviews
The enemy of my enemy is my ally. Some beasts would do anything for freedom- including allying himself with vermin. How would these two clashing sides change the fates of Mossflower? Betrayal, friendship, redemption, and grief pave their roads.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 60 - Words: 344,651 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 2/22/2008
Foeseeker by Foeseeker reviews
When a young squirrelmaid comes to Redwall in need of assistance, Tam and his fellow Redwallers are happy to help. However, a simple rescue mission becomes much more - the restoration of a nation.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 162,665 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Complete
Kelly's Almost Christmas Special by Kelaiah reviews
A throroughly silly fanfic set to a beloved holiday song.
Redwall - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,457 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Complete
Four Orphaned Flowers by Kelaiah reviews
A ferret who is enchanted by the stage. A hare who wishes to join the Long Patrol. A squirrel who seems born to be a dancer. And a mouse, who raised them all, yearns for her uncle to return... and for the one she loves to notice her.
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 52,696 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Complete
Redwall & the Haunted Mansion by Kelaiah reviews
Veil & Klitch wrestle in a mud puddle! Slagar is voiced by Tim Curry! Triss & Kurda are friends! Sunflash has long blonde hair! Gelltor gets on a sugar high and goes Indiana Jones style! Badrang's hotter than Martin! AND NOW SONG HAS A MARYSUE TWINSISTER!
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,143 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/17/2007 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Complete
The Quest for a Coat by FebruarySong reviews
When Frodo horribly tears his coat, the Fellowship is forced to enter the deep darkness of...the local mall. There they face fangirls, coatracks, and other angsty evils. Oneshot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,230 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Complete
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The Redwall Sues Book I: The Start of it All reviews
Lunarraii Moonlit the beautiful takes steps to make her dream world of perfection real. And one of those steps includes taking over Redwall Abbey. Chaos ensues, and the SueRidder Redwin must help rid the lands of Lunarraii and her sue army. Who will win?
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,094 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 4/28/2012
Sultana of North reviews
After a young vixen flees from a wicked fox clan,she finds herself in Redwall Abbey.But few trust her. Twice they have allowed a fox in,and twice with dire consequences.Will they trust her,or will they leave her, to be hunted down by a vengeful clan ruler
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,303 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012
Lord of the Onion Rings reviews
A new terror rises in Moredoor. He wants his long lost One Onion Ring back. He likes his snacks.But the hungry group aboard the fellowship wishes to be rid of this snack-loving evil,and to do so they must find the Ring,and eat it before he does.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/15/2012