Author has written 24 stories for Signs, Harry Potter, Sherlock, Hunger Games, Frasier, Mortal Instruments, Outnumbered, Thirteen, and Calvin & Hobbes.
Hello, possible stranger/potential reader/reviewer who is reading this:)
Here are a few little things you might like to know about me:
Location: Hovering in the seventh dimension of my brain.
Name: Guess-you'll be surprised.
Writing: Anything and everything.
Important: This seems pretty unlikely to me, but if ever any actors or actresses or authors or writers or whatever stumble across any of my stories depicting their characters, PLEASE be assured there's no offence meant. Seriously, I know I'm very sarcastic, a lot of the time, but in all seriousness I would really hate to upset one of those actors/actresses/writers if they ever read those stories. Same goes for if their families or friends found my stories. Obviously, there is never any offence meant, and in the unlikely event they do find those stories, keep in mind that they're just fan fiction and it's not meant to be annoying or weird or offensive. Seriously, I would be pretty devastated if I thought I'd upset anyone. Also, note that NONE of my OCS are based on anyone real. There is no-one based on anyone real.
Oh, and-the obvious disclaimer here so I don't write it on any stories from now on-I don't own any of the characters or the film/tv/book/whatever the fanfiction is based on. The only characters I own are my OCs and I own my own plot ideas, if I ever write a new plot or something. I don't own the original idea. Just so I don't have to write it on every fanfiction I write.
Now that that's out of the way, what do I like doing? Hmm. A lot of things-here are a few:
Reading too many things to list. Waiting for a Hogwarts letter, and wandering through Hogsmeade with Sirius Black. Wondering what District to be in and whether or not I'd visit the Capitol, while joining Katniss' revolution. Debating whether to be a Shadowhunter or a Downworlder, and snarking with Jace in the Institute. Wondering if I could go back in time and run through the streets of nineteenth-century London with Will and Jem. Hanging out with Magnus Bane any time. Walking with the vampires Lestat and Louis. Hanging about with Calvin, pouring water on Susie's head, and waiting for Hobbes to pounce.
Listening to Sherlock and John argue about his deductions in 221b. Hanging out in Leonard and Sheldon's apartment, and watching Sheldon shoot his bazingas with dead-straight aim. Hanging in Café Nervosa and listening to Frasier's radio show. Fighting the demons with Sam and Dean Winchester, and eyeing Dean with a not entirely platonic interest, while adoring Castiel and waiting for them to just realise they're in love. Waiting in the Tardis for the new Doctor to get in after his regeneration.
Listening to the Nostalgia Critc tear apart what needs to be torn apart. Reading Mark Oshiro reading and watching things.
Memorizing the catchphrases of Emily the Strange, for future usage.Adding to my army of quotes, with which to take on the world. Scaring my friends and family with craziness of various interesting natures. Wondering how people could live in a world where music couldn't be accessed instantly. Papering my room with posters until the walls are invisible. Writing too many things on a profile.
And that's enough to be going on with, don't you think?-Sherlock Holmes.
Some of those things above may or may not be entirely accurate. But they should be.
There are some questionnaires and stuff below which I'm too lazy to delete, or they're good to pass the time.
I write for a lot of fandoms. I write what I want at the time. I'll be writing some stuff in the next few months. But I'm busy with a lot of things. So, sometimes, it might take a while. But from now on, if I start something, I will sincerely try hard to finish it.
Any random questions-PM me.
Flames? Put them out with the magic of the delete button. Positive reviews? Constructive reviews? Keep them coming and I'll be smiling. You'll get brownie points from me and I'll try to return the favour if you're writing in a fandom I like.
There's only one of me-I've noticed some people have accounts maintained by more than one person. I don't. There's only me.
I know some people on here in real life. Some, I don't. I treat you all the same.
And that's really all you need to know, right now, isn't it?
Feel free to browse below if you're so inclined, and I'd like a few reviews. They really help.
This is hallowgirlfrommars, returning to her own world and watching everyone else's with a mild interest. Maybe we'll run into each other again. For now, over and out.
I AM SHERLOCKED.
SHERLOCK HOLMES LIVES.
Choose 5 OTPs without looking at the questions first.
1) Sherlock and John-Johnlock (Sherlock)
2) Dean and Castiel-Destiel (Supernatural)
3) Magnus and Alec-Malec (Mortal Instruments)
4) Ron and Hermione (Harry Potter)
5) Remus and Sirius (Harry Potter)
1. Do you remember the episode/scene/chapter where you started shipping 5 first?
Just when I realised HOW MUCH SUBTEXT there was between the characters. Plus, Lupin's held gazes with Sirius in Order of the Phoenix, the fact they stay in the house together, how destroyed Lupin seems without Sirius, the fact they never truly stopped believing in each other, despite all the evidence...beautiful.
2. Have you read a fanfiction about 2?
Many fanfictions about 2. AUs where they're in high school, hilarious ones where Castiel tries to woo Dean with no social skills, ones where Dean helps Castiel fall asleep...I love Destiel fanfics.
3. Has a picture of 4 ever been your screen saver/profile picture/tumblr ID?
4. If 3 were to suddenly break up today, what would your reaction be?
Oh God, don't ask that one.
5. Why is 1 so important?
Just the fact that John teaches Sherlock so much about the world in some ways. Sherlock's never known what it is to have friends and be with others, and John teaches him that and that he doesn't have to be alone to protect himself. And that John never gave up on him, during those two years, he never abandoned Sherlock or forgot him, and he forgave Sherlock when he asked...I'm sorry, I love Johnlock too much. Plus, THERE IS SUBTEXT IN SPADES.
6. Is 4 a funny ship or a serious ship?
A serious one. Though the two are hilarious when they're fighting.
7. Out of all your ships listed, which one has the most chemistry?
Don't ask me to choose. They've all got so much. Sherlock and John have the old married couple thing, and all the longing looks and risking their lives for each other and everything, Destiel have the profound bond and the tension and the fact Castiel was the first to make Dean laugh again, Malec are just amazing, Magnus is always looking out for Alec and is there for him to help him and protect him, Ron and Hermione literally are going to be an old married couple and were kind of meant to be from day one and Remus and Sirius have those arguments and the line in the movie "Just like an old married couple." Need I say more?
8.) Of all the ships, which ship has the strongest bond?
Sherlock and John are back together after TWO YEARS and their friendship is still strong. Destiel actually has a PROFOUND BOND and Dean always forgives Castiel, no matter what he does. Malec have saved each others' lives, Ron and Hermione have been through Hogwarts and Horcrux hunt together, and Remus and Sirius have survived together as outsiders.
9.) How many times have you read/watched 2's fandom?
10.) Which ship lasted the longest?
In-series or in my head? Erm, they've all lasted pretty long, though Destiel's probably the newest. Ron and Hermione, probably, because they were the first I heard about. Followed closely by Johnlock.
11.) How many times, if ever, has 5 broken up?
Never. They're not together, canonically. Though I suppose their friendship breakup thing lasted for 12 years.
12.) If the world was suddenly thrust into a zombie apocalypse, who would make it out alive, 2 or 3?
Ooooh. Hard to say. Alec's a trained Shadowhunter. Magnus is a warlock. You'd think it would be them but then they can still both be injured. And John's a solider and Sherlock could deduce a solution. I'd say Malec would probably have the edge, but then Johnlock could win anyway...
13.) Did 4 ever have to hide their relationship for any reason?
Before they got into a relationship, they hid their feelings for one another for about five years. They were best friends and had an old married couple relationship. They were both kind of stubborn about it.
14.) Is 5 still together? SPOILERS, SPOILERS, SPOILERS
sobs* in death, presumably.
15) Is 1 canon?
HA HA HA. Depends on your point of view. The writers are aware of the shipping and keep dropping in a load of subtext. So...who knows?
16) If all five ships were put into a Hunger Games, which couple would win?
Well, Castiel's an angel. He and Dean would just be transported out of there. So they wouldn't even have to compete. Plus, even if they had to, Castiel would just kill everyone anyway. So, 2. But if they transported out, I reckon that without wands 4 and 5 would go down quite quickly. So, it would be between Malec and Johnlock. And without steles and everything, I think it would be an equal fight. In fact, I think Johnlock might have the edge, because John's a soldier and Sherlock will have learned strategies from Mycroft.
17.) Has anyone ever tried to sabotage 5's ship?
Yes, Tonks was paired with Lupin. *scowls* But then I don't hate Tonks.
18.) Which ship(s) would you defend to the death and beyond?
I'm not quite as OTT about 4 and 5, though I still love them. But the rest, MY GOD YES.
19.) Have you ever spent hours a day going through 3's tumblr page?
No, actually. That's more 1 and 2 territory. I've spent about an hour, though.
20.) If an evil witch descended from the sky and told you that you had to pick one of the five ships to break up forever, which would you choose?
Remus and Sirius because they're both dead, anyway. And Remus was married with a kid. So, there we go.
I have practically every kind of music on my ipod-but some top favourites have to be The Beatles, The Smiths, The Cure, The Birthday Massacre, Tori Amos, Alex Winston, Kate Bush, Nick Drake, Benjamin Francis Leftwich, 30 Seconds to Mars, Ben Howard, Simon and Garfunkel, Tegan and Sara, John Lennon, Paul McCartney, Wings, Green Day, Belle and Sebastien, Sonic Youth, Rush, Damien Rice, Dar Williams, Joan Jett, Alanis Morrisette, David Bowie, Del Amitri, Elliott Smith, Disturbed, Papa Roach, Metallica, One Republic, Metric, Kate Nash, Against Me!, Sweet Thing, Studio Killers, Owl City, Motion City Soundtrack, the Killers, Death Cab for Cutie, Augustana, Kill Hannah, the Cranberries, Jane's Addiction, Paramore, Linkin Park, Katy Rose, Panic! At the Disco, My Chemical Romance, Ringside, Charli XCX, He Is We, Bright Eyes, Imagine Dragons, Buddy Holly, Empire of the Sun, Talking Heads, Savage Garden, the Ramones, Grateful Dead, the Foo Fighters, First Aid Kit,Johnny Cash, K T Tunstall, Liz Phair, Hole, Michael Jackson, Nirvana, The Pains of Being Pure At Heart, Vampire Weekend, Pink Floyd, Queen, Placebo, the Silversun Pickups, The Police, Coldplay, Snow Patrol, Jake Bugg and quite a few others.
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92% of teens have turned to pop and hip hop. If you are part of the 8% that still listens to real music, copy and paste this to your profiles. DON'T LET ROCK DIE!
An Ever-Growing Army of Funny, Hilarious, Cool, Inspiring, Stupid, Pointless, Brilliant Quotes With Which-well-maybe nothing useful for some, but they should pass the time. Or enable you to take on the world. Or both.
It's not MY problem-it's LIFE'S.- Janet Bandry, Planet Janet
I dislike being outnumbered. It makes for too much stupid in the room.-Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock.
I believe in everything until it's disproved. So I believe in fairies, the myths, dragons. It all exists, even if it's in your mind. Who's to say that dreams and nightmares aren't as real as the here and now?-John Lennon.
The nerds were right.-Merrill Hess, Signs.
Change begins with a whisper.-The Help.
Miss Jean Louise, stand up. Your father's passing.-To Kill A Mockingbird
Excluding the possibility, that a female Scandinavian Olympian was running around outside our house last night, what else might be a possibility?- Merrill Hess, Signs.
I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.-Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes.
"I knew it! You've fallen in love with me! You want to have my babies! We'll get a team of horses and a covered wagon and we'll journey to South America and raise goats."-Elijah, Wintergirls.
Mothers and reason are like oil and water.-Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes.
Mothers are the necessity of invention.-Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes
"I just can't justify taking any more time off at the moment" he told them. "Mr. Crouch is really starting to rely on me."
"Yeah, you know what, Perce?" said George seriously. "I reckon he'll know your name soon."-Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.
I know I'm strange, but what are you?-Emily the Strange.
There's no place like alone.-Emily the Strange.
Fight like a girl!-Emily the Strange.
So there I was, feeling like the luckiest girl on earth. To be buried alive in such a majestic coffin! MAJOR life goal achieved !!!!-Emily the Strange:Dark Times.
Am enjoying strange and blessedly false sense of being 'normal' because I'm 'socializing'.-Emily the Strange:Stranger and Stranger
Seven of your regular, typical, normal, boring teens have arrived to skate their little park. I refuse to write another sentence about how standard, basic, average and common they are. Oops.-Emily the Strange:Stranger and Stranger.
A short list of what I've got that she doesn't:...5. Strong need for solitude/intolerance of other people..8. Enjoyment of a good, terrifying nightmare.-Emily the Strange:Stranger and Stranger.
Time you enjoy wasting is never wasted.-John Lennon.
It still strikes me as strange that anyone could have a moral objection to someone else's sexuality. It's like telling someone else how to clean their house.-River Phoenix.
I remember us being poor, but I never felt embarassed or like I was missing anything. I don't remember the hardship of trying to make it, just how my parents always managed to get through.-Joaquin Phoenix.
We are in Buckingham Palace, the very heart of the British nation. Sherlock Holmes, put your trousers on.-Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock.
Anderson, don't talk out loud, you lower the IQ of the whole street.-Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock.
"We've got ourselves a serial killer! Love those, there's always something new to look forward to!"-Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock.
"I don't have friends. I've just got one."-Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock.
"Try not to start a war before I get home, you know what it does to the traffic."-Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock.
"Frosting. The final defence of the dying."-Peeta Mellark, The Hunger Games.
I understand my tests are popular reading in the teacher's lounge.-Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes.
"'Boy,6, killed by bear! Parents saved the trouble!'"-Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes.
"I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everybody's aunt!"-The Eleventh Doctor, Doctor Who
Don't make any sudden movements. Hop inside my mouth, if you want to live.-Nigel, Finding Nemo.
(a quote from a Kristen Stewart/Robert Pattinson interview)
Kristen Stewart (on what she couldn't live without):My cat-I love him, I would die if I had to live without him..
(a second passes)
Robert Pattinson: Cats die.
Well, I thought it was funny!
Pete: Do you think you might have an addiction to your mobile phone?
Jake: Do you think you might have an addiction to being a prat?-Outnumbered
Karen: I think the world is unfair to women..
Sue: I agree. Often, it is.
Karen: ..Because women can't grow beards.-Outnumbered
...But if Niles is not mature enough to accept that, if he is so pitifully insecure, if he is in such need of validation, then I guess for some sense of familial harmony, I do apologise.-Lilith Sternin, Frasier.
(on teachers having respect) Why do they get it for free, when the rest of the world has to earn it?-Jacob Hunt, House Rules
Mycroft: Oh, shut up, Mrs. Hudson
Mycroft: My apologies.
Mrs.Hudson: Thank you.
Sherlock: Though do, in fact, shut up.- Sherlock.
Pete:...I was not fired-
Karen: Do you have a job?
Pete: No, but..
Karen: Then that's getting fired, isn't it?-Outnumbered
Gracchus: Have you ever embraced a person dying of plague, sire?
Commodus: No, but if you interrupt me again, I assure you that you shall.-Gladiator.
Shoot all the blue jays you want, if you can hit 'em, but remember it's a sin to kill a mockingbird.- Atticus Finch, To Kill A Mockingbird
Jack, she minds me as well as she can. Doesn't come up to scratch half the time, but she tries.-Atticus Finch, To Kill A Mockingbird
But I never figured out how Atticus knew I was listening, and it was not until many years later that I realised he wanted me to hear every word he said.-Scout Finch, To Kill A Mockingbird
We had no money. All we had was each other. It's all you need.-Summer Phoenix.
Amelia: I look at you, Wiki, with so much shit raining down on you, and you never let it get you down. Me, I can't even be satisfied with all the good stuff in my life. I'm pathetic.
Willow: I don't think you're pathetic.
Amelia: Oh yeah? What am I, then?
Willow: My big sister.-Handle With Care
Suzanne used to say that you're not really anybody in America unless you're on TV..'cause what's the point of doing anything worthwhile if there's nobody watching? So, when people are watching, it makes you a better person. So if everybody was on TV all the time, everybody would be better people. But if everybody was on TV all the time, there wouldn't be anybody left to watch, and that's where I get confused.-Lydia Metz, To Die For.
Professor: What do you see, John?
John Nash: Recognition..
Professor: Well, try seeing accomplishment.
John Nash: Is there a difference?-A Beautiful Mind
Nothing's ever for sure, John. That's the only sure thing I do know.-Charles, A Beautiful Mind
Despite my privileged upbringing, I'm actually quite well-balanced. I have a chip on both shoulders.-John Nash, A Beautiful Mind
Classes will dull your mind, destroy the potential for authentic creativity.-John Nash, A Beautiful Mind
I've made the most important discovery of my life. It is only in the mysterious equations of love that any logic or reasons can be found. I'm only here tonight because of you. You are the reason I am...you are all my reasons.-John Nash, A Beautiful Mind
People break down into two groups.When they experience something lucky, group number one sees it as more than luck, more than coincidence. They see it as a sign, evidence, that there is someone up there watching out for them. Group number two sees it as just pure luck. A happy turn of chance. I'm sure the people in group number two are looking at those fourteen lights in a very suspicious way. For them, this situation is a fifty-fifty. Could be bad, could be good. But deep down, they feel that whatever happens, they're on their own. And that fills them with fear. Yeah, there are those people. But there's a whole lot of people in group number one. When they see those fourteen lights, they're looking at a miracle. And deep down, they feel that whatever's going to happen, there will be someone there to help them. And that fills them with hope. So what you have to ask yourself is what kind of person are you? Are you the kind of person who sees signs, sees miracles? Or do you believe that people just get lucky? Or, look at the question this way. Is it possible there are no coincidences?-Graham Hess, Signs
What truly is logic? Who decides reason?-John Nash, A Beautiful Mind.
I need to believe that something extraordinary is possible.-Alicia Nash, A Beautiful Mind.
Alicia: How big is the universe?
Alicia: How do you know?
John: I know because all the data indicates it is infinite.
Alicia: But it hasn't been proven yet.
Alicia: You haven't seen it.
Alicia: How do you know for sure?
John: I don't, I just believe it.
Alicia: It's the same with love, I guess.-A Beautiful Mind
John: Find a truly original idea. It is the only way I will ever distinguish myself, the only way I'll ever-
John: Well, yes.-A Beautiful Mind
Commodus: Why? Do you think I'm afraid?
Maximus: I think you've been afraid all your life.-Gladiator
Dear God, what is it like in your funny little brains, it must be so boring..-Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock.
Look at you, you're all so vacant. Is it nice not being me, it must be so relaxing..-Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock.
Sherlock: Shut up.
Lestrade: I didn't say anything.
Sherlock:You were thinking, it's annoying.-Sherlock
Sheldon: Why are you crying?
Penny: Because I'm stupid!
Sheldon: But that's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because other people are stupid and it makes me sad.-The Big Bang Theory
Sheldon: Thanks for letting me stay here.
Penny: Oh, you're welcome, sweetie.
Sheldon: Okay, I'm sleepy now. Get out.-The Big Bang Theory
Penny: Sheldon, this isn't really about you.
Sheldon:...I don't follow...-The Big Bang Theory
I'm not insane! My mother had me tested!-Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory
Every time you want to talk, it means you want me to listen.-Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory
What in God's name is pulping?-Niles Crane, Frasier
Niles: Is that rain?
Frasier: No, God is crying!-Frasier
You're like a flopping, dying fish. But you have nice socks, so it doesn't matter.-Joaquin Phoenix.
You're not the Antichrist. You're only a malcontent who knows how to spell.-Abbe de Coulmier, Quills.
Frasier: Niles, I would shave my head for you.
Niles: A gesture which becomes less significant with each passing year.-Frasier
My significant other right now is myself, which is what happens when you suffer from multiple personality disorder and self-obsession.-Joaquin Phoenix.
Six months ago, I was living in Boston. My wife had left me, which was very painful. Then she came back to me, which was excruciating.-Frasier Crane, Frasier.
She's psychic. We've decided to find it charming.-Frasier Crane, Frasier.
She's asleep under the guests' coats. She exhausts easily under the pressure to be interesting.-Niles Crane, Frasier.
Lilith: Niles. Sorry to hear your marriage ended in a shambles.
I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.-Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes
What if this is as good as it gets?-Mevin Udall, As Good As It Gets
Sherlock: Punch me in the face.
Sherlock: Punch me in the face. Didn't you hear me?
John: I always hear "Punch me in the face" when you're talking, but it's usually subtext.-Sherlock.
The thrill of the chase, the blood pumping through your veins-just the two of us against the rest of the world.-Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock
My hair is a wreck.-Magnus Bane, The Mortal Instruments
May you live all the days of your life.-Jonathon Swift.
There never existed a genius without a tincture of madness.-Aristotle.
Leonard: For God's sake, Sheldon, do I have to hold up a sarcasm sign every time I open my mouth?
Sheldon: You have a sarcasm sign?-The Big Bang Theory.
Leonard: Hello? Yeah, I'm Leonard Hofstadter...yeah, he's my roommate..is he OK?..Yeah, all right, I'll be right there.
Penny: What happened?
Leonard: Sheldon's escaped and is terrorising the village.-The Big Bang Theory.
Sheldon: What if she ends up with a toddler who doesn't know if he should use an integral or a differential to solve the area under a curve?
Leonard: I'm sure she'll still love him.
Sheldon: I wouldn't.-The Big Bang Theory.
Penny: I'm a Sagittarius, which probably tells you way more than you need to know.
Sheldon: Yes, it tells us that you participate in the mass-cultural delusion that the sun's apparent position relative to arbitrarily defined constellations at the time of your birth somehow affects your personality.-The Big Bang Theory.
Penny: And what kind of doctor removes shoes from asses?
Sheldon: Depending on the depth, that's either a proctologist or a general surgeon.-The Big Bang Theory.
Sheldon: Let me do the math for you. This car weighs, let's say, four thousand pounds. Now add 140 for me, 120 for you-
Sheldon: Oh, I'm sorry, did I insult you? Is your body mass somehow tied into your self-worth?-The Big Bang Theory.
Lacey: Well, if there's anything we can do to cheer you up, just let us know.
Niles: Perhaps a murder-suicide pact.-Frasier
Frasier: You know, Niles, this precious little building of yours isn't as exclusive as you think. Your doorman waved me right through.
Niles: Oh, that's because he knows you.
Frasier: Oh, fan of my show?
Niles: No, he lives in your building.-Frasier.
Geez, I gotta have a reason for everything?-Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes
Niles: Frasier, I've made a fist and I'm thinking of using it!
Frasier: Niles, you are not scaring me-and the thumb goes on the outside, Niles, on the outside!-Frasier.
Frasier: But, you know, you would have sulked too, if you'd read in the paper, "Mr. Crane's attempts to gyrate his hips as Conrad the teen idol in "Bye-Bye Birdie" made this reviewer say "Bye, bye, breakfast!"
Niles: That review was a mash note compared to my first draft.-Frasier.
Niles: Can we at least hide Dad's handicapped sign? It sends a clear signal that we're incapable of fighting back!
Martin: So do your suspenders.-Frasier.
Isn't it sad when bad things happen to good sentences?-Kate Costas, Frasier
Well, no wonder you're heartbroken. You've just lost the only woman you could even possibly, sometime down the line, perhaps fall in love with. I'm surprised the country music people haven't jumped all over this one.-Niles Crane, Frasier.
You two realise what a pair of delicate doilies you are?-Martin Crane, Frasier.
Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have.-Hermione Granger, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.
Tom: So this Maris guy he kept talking about is a woman?
Frasier: Well, the jury's still out on that one.-Frasier.
There's no such thing as an ordinary human.-The Tenth Doctor, Doctor Who
You go with the hunch of a man whose brain is fuelled by lemons?-Arthur Dent
Niles, you don't even pump your own gas.-Frasier Crane, Frasier
Niles, whatever you do, don't engage him in a physical fight. The whole thing would just look too weird!-Frasier Crane, Frasier.
And look how far I've come. I'm divorced-lonely-and living with my father.-Frasier Crane, Frasier.
Niles, you are engaging in the world's oldest profession-granted, this is the Walt Disney version.-Frasier Crane, Frasier.
Niles: Frasier, you've lost this one.
Frasier: I know, I know. It's just going to take me a little while to climb down off this particular high horse.-Frasier
Niles: Look, I know I don't have your total support in this, but...how can I put this?
Frasier: You don't care?
Niles: If you could work the phrase "rat's ass" in there, you'd have it.-Frasier.
All the time, he done bad things, but he never done one of them mean.-George Milton, Of Mice and Men.
Teddy: I'm in the prime of my youth and I only get to be young once!
Chris: Yeah, but you're gonna be stupid for the rest of your life.-Stand By Me
Frasier: Dad, do you think we're odd?
Martin: No! You're not odd! You're just-special!-Frasier
You're not odd! You're just-special! That's what your mother told me and I still believe it!-Martin Crane, Frasier.
It's like God gave you something, all those stories you can make up. It's like He said "This is what we got for ya, kid. Try not to lose it." Kids lose everything unless they've got someone to watch out for them. And if your parents are too fucked up to do it, then maybe I should.-Chris Chambers, Stand By Me.
Gordie: Do you think I'm weird?
Gordie: No, man, seriously. Do you think I'm weird?
Chris: Yeah, but so what? Everybody's weird.-Stand By Me
You can do anything you want, man.-Gordie LaChance, Stand By Me.
Sometimes, I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.-Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes.
Is that what they really believe on the planet you're from?-Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes.
I don't shut up, I grow up! And when I look at you, I throw up!-Chris Chambers, Teddy Duchamp and Vern, Stand By Me.
I know it looked like I was becoming a bitch, but that's only because I was acting like a bitch.-Cady Heron, Mean Girls.
I didn't do my homework because my parents forgot to pay the gravity bill.-Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes.
I find life is a lot easier the lower I keep everybody's expectations.-Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes
In the words of an old friend; bite me.-Castiel, Supernatural.
I suppose one can tell a boy of destiny by his star-and-planet underpants.-Hobbes, Calvin and Hobbes.
Calvin: Boy, did I get in trouble at school today. Wow.
Hobbes: What happened?
Calvin: I don't want to talk about it.
Hobbes: Did it have anything to do with all those sirens around noon?
Calvin: I SAID I don't want to talk about it.-Calvin and Hobbes
Calvin: I wish I had a baby brother.
Calvin's Mom: You want a new friend to play with?
Calvin: No, I want someone small I could beat up.-Calvin and Hobbes
Kid, don't make me recant the Hippocratic Oath.-Calvin's doctor, Calvin and Hobbes.
Calvin: I'm so smart, it's almost scary. I guess I'm a child progeny.
Hobbes: Most children are.-Calvin and Hobbes
We accept the love we think we deserve.-The Perks of Being a Wallflower.
I feel infinite.-Charlie, The Perks of Being a Wallflower
Call it Slut and the Falcon. Make us solve crimes!-Patrick, The Perks of Being a Wallflower.
What kind of a git walks down the aisle carrying something of pygmy orchids?!-Daphne Moon, Frasier
Down with convention; UP WITH THE COOKIES!-Katherine, Rookie Magazine
Every one of those unfortunates during the process of existence should constantly sense and be cognizant of the inevitability of his own death as well as of the death of everyone upon whom his eye or attention rests.-Gurdjieff
Imagination is more important than knowledge.-Albert Einstein
Reality is merely an illusion; albeit, a very persistent one.-Albert Einstein
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.-Albert Einstein
The problem with the future is it keeps turning into the present.-Hobbes, Calvin and Hobbes
In a corrupt world, the pure can only stay pure for so long.-I Am Sam.
Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds.-Albert Einstein
People like us, who believe in physics, know that the distinction between past, present and future is only a stubbornly persistent illusion.- Albert Einstein
This probably just goes to show something, but I sure don't know what.-Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes
That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse.-Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes
The only bright side of all this is that eventually there may not be a piece of the planet worth fighting over.-Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes
Calvin: What if they have to operate? What if the operation fails? What if this is my...my..last night...ALIVE?!
Hobbes: Then I can look forward to having the bed to myself, tomorrow.-Calvin and Hobbes
I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know.-Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes
I never had any friends like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?-Gordie LaChance, Stand By Me
I hadn't seen him in over ten years, but I know I'll miss him forever.-Gordie LaChance, Stand By Me
Twilight: coldly calculated to pander to your shrieking demographic!-Rifftrax
Calvin: Do you think God lets you plea bargain?
Hobbes: I'd worry more about your mom.-Calvin and Hobbes
This would've been plenty humiliating WITHOUT the goodnight kiss.-Calvin/Stupendous Man, Calvin and Hobbes.
Life's a lot more fun when you're not responsible for your actions.-Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes.
Calvin's Mom: Someday, I hope you have a kid that puts you through what I've gone through.
Calvin: Yeah, Grandma says that's what she used to tell you.-Calvin and Hobbes
Even though we're both talking English, we're not speaking the same language.-Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes
Do you have any control over how creepy you allow yourself to get?-Carol Connelley, As Good As It Gets
Don't even try to figure out the universe because you'll just get crazy.-Kid in the school corridor
I'd rather just be a fucking little Santa Claus than someone treated with some reverence.-Joaquin Phoenix
All prizes demean those who receive them-Baudelaire
I want to be alone and I want people to notice me-both at the same time.-Thom Yorke
Seven schools in seven states and the only thing that's changed is my locker combination-J.D., Heathers.
Dear Diary, my teen angst bullshit now has a body count.-Veronica Sawyer, Heathers
There are no stupid questions.-J.D., Heathers.
Veronica: I just killed my best friend.
J.D: And your worst enemy.
Veronica: Same difference.-Heathers
She's my best friend. God, I hate her.-Veronica Sawyers, Heathers.
I say we just grow up, be adults and die.-Veronica Sawyers, Heathers.
Logic will take you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere.-Albert Einstein
Normal is not something to aspire to, it is something to get away from.-Jodie Foster
If terminal literalism were a condition, you'd have died in childhood.-Jace Wayland, The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones
It is remarkable how similar the pattern of love is to the pattern of insanity.-The Merovingian, The Matrix: Revolutions
I'm going to refuse to do puberty. It makes you stupid.-Virtue, Gone: Lies.
I cannot live without my life! I cannot live without my soul!-Heathcliff, Wuthering Heights
Something's always going on with Phoebe. She's different-that's good.-Hilary Lichten, Phoebe in Wonderland
No chick flick moments.-Dean Winchester, Supernatural
We talking like, misdemeanour trouble, or squeal like a pig trouble?-Dean Winchester, Supernatural
This is going to sound nuts, but we just don't have time for "The Truth is Out There" speech right now..-Dean Winchester, Supernatural
I hope your apple pie is freaking worth it!-Dean Winchester, Supernatural
Dean: You're not going to try to kill me, are you?
Dean: Good. 'Cos that would be awkward.-Supernatural
That's funny, John. We're going to strip the skin from your bones, but that was funny.-Meg, Supernatural
Demons I get. People are crazy.-Dean Winchester, Supernatural
Eat me. Oh, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait, you actually might.-Dean Winchester, Supernatural
If I tell you, will you promise not to make me into an ashtray?-Dean Winchester, Supernatural
Dean: So I guess I saved you from a boring existence.
Sam: Sometimes, I miss boring!
Dean: So, this killer truck...
Sam: I miss conversations that didn't start with "This killer truck..."-Supernatural
Don't be afraid of the dark! What, are you kidding me? Of course you should be afraid of the dark! You know what's out there!-Dean Winchester, Supernatural
Isabelle: Maybe we should all have code names.
Jace: Good idea. I shall be Baron Horschaft von Hugenstein.-The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones
Mostly extinct is NOT EXTINCT ENOUGH.-Alec Lightwood, The Mortal Instruments: City of Ashes
I don't want to be a man. I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes it out on other people instead.-Jace Wayland, The Mortal Instruments: City of Ashes
I was trained to be an evil mastermind from a young age. Pulling the wings off flies, poisoning the earth's water supply-I was covering that stuff in kindergarten. I guess we're all just lucky my father faked his own death before he got to the raping and pillaging part of my education, or no one would be safe.-Jace Wayland, The Mortal Instruments: City of Ashes
We're not stupid-we know we're called Gred and Forge.-Fred and George Weasley, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
The Inquisitor: He won't have to worry about you spilling his secrets.
Jace: Yeah, he's terrified I'll tell everyone that he's always really wanted to be a ballerina.-The Mortal Instruments: City of Ashes
Maryse: No. He's not dead.
Magnus: Have you checked? I could kick him if you want.-The Mortal Instruments: City of Ashes
Isabelle: Mom and Dad won't be pleased if they find out.
Simon: That you freed a possible criminal by trading away your brother to a warlock who looks like a gay Sonic the Hedgehog and dresses like the Child Catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang? No, probably not.-The Mortal Instruments: City of Ashes
You know you're a Malec fan when:
1) You cried tears of joy when Magnus saved Alec on the ship in City of Ashes.
2) You wanted Alec to admit to his parents right away that he was gay and with Magnus.
3) You want them to get married and adopt a kid.
4) You can imagine Alec at the age of 85 still holding hands with a 19-year-old boy.
5) You write fanfics about the two of them with the most random subjects.
6) Your friend calls you Magnus and your boyfriend/girlfriend Alec. (Don't have a boyfriend/girlfriend, but if I did, that would most certainly be the truth.)
7) You have dreams about them.
8) You go back to City of Glass just to read the party scene again.
9) You post this...just because you agree with me.
What Character am I? (The Hunger Games)
(X) You would do anything to protect your family. (Definitely, no question.)
(x) You have good aim. (Kind of, I guess.)
(x) You hate cats. (Not hate, but I'm no fan.)
( ) You like to wear your hair in a braid. (Not often.)
(x) You find sticking to instructions tough. (Oh yeah.)
(x) You aren't too fond of people in general. (Not exactly not fond; just sometimes, I can take or leave company. But people can be interesting, too. I don't hate everyone anyway. :))
(x) You hold grudges. (Yep. Sadly, yes.)
( ) You wouldn't describe yourself as a warm, friendly person-you've got about as much charm as a dead slug. (Nah-I'm nice to people at first-unless they're not nice to me.)
( ) When you sing, the birds fall silent. (Nope, don't think so anyway.)
( ) You're an artist. (Nope. Writing, acting, love all that stuff, but not art. Not coordinated at all.)
( ) You love to bake. (Er, no way. I can barely handle making toast.)
( ) You can decorate well. (Never really tried.)
(x) Manipulating people comes naturally for you. (Hmmm..)
( ) Your favourite colour is orange. (Nope.)
(x) People tend to be charmed by you. (When I want them to be. :))
(x) You're a fantastic liar. (Yep, definitely.)
( ) You're a hopeless romantic. (Nope, not really.)
(x) You have a strong sense of self. (Yeah-I mean, it changes all the time, but yeah, I'm pretty true to myself.)
(x) You question everything. (Yep, definitely.)
(x) You're very defiant. (Absolutely.)
(x) You're spontaneous. ( A lot of the time.)
(x) You're a rebel with a cause. (Sometimes with, sometimes without.)
(x) You would do absolutely anything for justice. (Definitely.)
(x) If your friend was in trouble, you'd do anything to try and help them. (Yep.)
( ) You hate your Government. (I don't know much about it and I can take them or leave them. Not that interesting to me.)
(x) You don't mind providing for your family. ( I don't, but if I had to, I would.)
(x) You like sugar cubes. ( A lot..)
( ) Others often describe you as sexy or gorgeous ( Yeah, right.)
( ) You've been used for your looks (Nope..)
( ) You're a skilled swimmer. (Not particularly).
(x) When you're anxious, your hands have to be occupied. (Spot on with that one.)
( ) You're very popular but don't want to be. (ha ha..)
(x) You're protective. (OK, yeah.)
( ) When the person you love isn't with you, you feel lost and lonely. (No. I have a life outside of the person I love. Thank God.)
(x) There's more to you than what people see. (Mmm-hmmm.)
(x) You hate it when people judge you or others before getting to know them. (More infuriating than anything I know, except a few things. Ha. Ha.)
(x) You're innocent. (Varies depending on who you ask.)
( ) You have blonde hair. (No way.)
( ) You adore animals. (Ah, take 'em or leave 'em.)
( ) You love helping people in need. (hmmm)
(x) People seem to be fond of you. (God knows why.)
(x) Over time you've become quite wise. (Wise for me, anyway.)
( ) You are nurturing. (Not sure..)
( ) When you're older, you want to be a doctor or a nurse (Couldn't be more off the mark.)
( ) You have an older brother or sister who would do anything for you. (I've got older cousins who would do anything for me-not an older brother or sister, though.)
( ) You are very forgiving. (No way.)
(x) You're creative. (Great so far.)
(x) You root for the underdog. (Cool to see a surprise winner..)
( ) You dress simply. (It varies..)
(x) You stand up for your cause. (Yep, always.)
( ) Your hair is simple and easily manageable. (Never.)
(x) You tend to have brilliant ideas. (Yep. Smiles.)
(x) You would be willing to die for a cause. (If I believed in it..)
(x) You are brave. (Trust me.)
(x) Your ideas are very 'out there' and they stand out from the rest. (Yep.)
(x) You aren't like anybody you live with. (Kind of.)
( ) You are somewhat materialistic. (Nope..)
( ) You've dyed your hair a wild colour. (Not yet..)
(x) You're somewhat naive. (According to some people.)
( ) You're chirpy. (Er, no.)
( ) You're punctual and hate lateness. (Definitely not.)
( ) Etiquette is important to you. (Ah, take it or leave it...)
( ) You're rich. (No idea. Definitely not poor.)
( ) You can be considered an airhead. (Nope. A lot of things but definitely not an airhead.)
( ) While you may seem shallow, you have hidden depths. (I'm not shallow but I have hidden depths.)
( ) You hate where you work. (Again, ah, take it or leave it.)
(x) You're very sarcastic. (Er, yeah, definitely.)
( ) You get drunk very often. (Can't stand alcohol.)
(x) People might find you condescending. (According to some people, yeah.)
(x) Outsmarting others is a talent of yours. (Oh yeah.)
( ) You're very lonely. (Nope, weirdly enough, given what I'm like.)
(x) You're very intelligent. (Sounds like I'm bragging but it's what people say.)
(x) You tell it like it is. (According to others, I do this too often.)
(x) You're dependent on something/someone. (I'm not addicted to anything but I guess I'm dependent on writing and all that creative stuff.)
( ) You're grumpy. (I can be, but it's not a defining personality trait.)
(x) You're cunning. (Yep.)
(x) You're a bold, gutsy person. (Mmm-hmm.)
(x) People might call you crazy. (All the time.)
(x) You want things to be fair. (Definitely.)
(x) You've had a rough time in life. (Yeah, some tough times.)
( ) You really don't like most people. (Dislike's a bit strong sometimes.)
( ) You have short hair. (Nope.)
( ) You don't like being in water. (Don't mind it.)
(x) You're defiant. (Definitely.)
( ) You're lonely. (Like I said at Haymitch's, surprisingly I'm not.)
(x) You have bad memories which you can't seem to let go of. (Yep, a few.)
(x) You love music. (Always.)
( ) You're small and graceful. (I'm small...I'm not that graceful.)
(x) You hum often. (Yeah, and sing often.)
(x) You inspire others. (According to someone once...God knows what they were thinking..)
(x) You're always hungry. (Now that one makes sense, and not because I don't get enough to eat.)
(x) People underestimate you. (Yeah, sometimes. Generally, the same ones who think I'm innocent.)
(x) You're innocent. (A lot less than people think, though.)
(x) You're smarter than you look. (What most adults say. God knows why.)
(x) You're an underdog. (Hmm. Depends on who you ask.)
( ) You're a good singer. (No way.)
So I'm Gale. Oh, just fantastic.
WHICH HOUSE ARE YOU?
(x) You've never done illegal drugs. (Nope. And I don't plan to.)
(x) You have a lot of friends. (Though I'd count a couple as "acquaintances")
( ) You get along with everyone. (Definitely not.)
( ) You haven't made fun of someone for at least two months. (I make fun of someone every thirty seconds.)
( ) You love soccer. (Nope)
( ) You love baseball. (Nope)
(x) You're into writing and art. (Yeah, definitely.)
( ) Favourite music genre is pop rock. (I don't have a favourite music genre.)
( ) You believe in "innocent until proven guilty" theory. (I don't believe in that or "guilty until proven innocent"-each case is individual.)
(x) One of your favourite colours is red or gold. (Like both.)
(x) Good grades at school. (For the most part.)
( ) One of the worst things you can do is lie. (I can lie about anything.)
(x) You plan on going to college/university. (At the moment, yes, though I guess it could change.)
( ) You're content with mostly everything in your life right now. (Nope. In my experience, people are rarely content.)
(x) You laugh a lot. (Just because things aren't always great, doesn't mean life's not funny.)
( ) You like to follow trends. (I hate to follow trends.)
( ) Politics suck. (They can be interesting to follow, though I don't ever plan to get involved in them. More funny to watch Question Time.)
( ) You love to swim. (Don't mind it, but love is way too strong.)
( ) Water polo is awesome. (What the hell is water polo?)
( ) Pink is one of your favourite colours. (The only thing I can say to this is NO.)
( ) Black is morbid and depressing. (I repeat the above.)
(x) You're an optimist. (God knows why, sometimes, but yes.)
( ) You're completely straight-edged. (I don't know what will happen in the future, but right now I don't do much of anything. No drugs, ever. I'm straight-edged right now, but I don't know if it will change, so just leave it blank.)
( ) You're very emotional. (Only when I'm doing something creative. Then, it helps. The rest of the time, maybe I don't show as much feeling.)
( ) Rap, R&B, and hip-hop is your favourite music genre. (What? Hufflepuff=rap?)
( ) You don't believe in going steady at a young age. (As long as they're not doing anything too young, I've got no problem with young teens calling each other boyfriend or girlfriend.)
(x) You've made fun of at least one person this week. (This is a Hufflepuff thing? Seriously?)
TOTAL: 3. I'M NOT A HUFFLEPUFF.
( ) You're depressed to a certain extent. (I get down a lot, but I wouldn't count myself as depressed.)
(x) You love to read. (OK, yeah to this one.)
(x) You appreciate theatre and arts. (OK, yeah to this one, again.)
( ) Sports suck. (I don't mind watching once in a while, but some are pretty boring.)
(x) You're shy. (Though a lot of people don't guess it..)
( ) Loyalty is THE most important thing in a relationship. (I'm not an authority on relationships. I've no idea.)
( ) Hate is completely unneeded. (Hate is most definitely needed. You can't love everyone.)
( ) Indie is your favourite genre of music. (I don't have a favourite genre of music. I like indie, and if I had a top five, that would probably make it in.)
(x) Every once in a while, you have little anger outbursts. (Mmm-hmm.)
(x) Lying is sometimes okay. (There are certain things you don't want people to know.)
(x) Blue is one of your favourite colours. (Yep.)
( ) Serious is better than funny. (Humour and creativity are how I deal with stuff. I'd be pretty lost without it.)
(x) There's at least one person you hate. (Yep, a few.)
( ) Basketball is a good sport. (I don't like it that much.)
( ) Football is amazing. (I am not a huge football fan.)
(x) Black is a cool colour. (I like it, and I like to wear it.)
(x) You've lied about something serious. (Sometimes, lying isn't bad.)
(x) You're a very deep person. (Others have told me so. Seriously, how am I meant to answer a question like that?)
( ) You have considered suicide. (Nope. Don't reckon it would help anyone, plus I'm not keen on dying yet.)
(x) VERY loyal. (I vary, but once I care about someone, I'm loyal.)
(x) You like metal. (Only a few bands).
(x) They make school seem more important than it is. (Definitely.)
(x) You're scared to grow up. (To an extent.)
( ) You've done drugs in the past month. (Nope, don't touch drugs.)
(x) Anger is one of your primary feelings. (Yep. I get angry much too easily.)
(x) You have trust issues. (I have a very hard time trusting people.
( ) Guilty until proven innocent. (I don't subscribe to either philosophy.)
So, according to this, I'm Slytherin. Awesome.
Keep On Walking by Scouting for Girls-posted it, see.
WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Red by the Birthday Massacre-huh.
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Winter Night by Sweet Thing-erm, really?
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Beautiful Boy by John Lennon-OK...
WHAT IS 22?
Jackie Wilson Said by Van Morrison-really?
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Someone's Baby Now by Augustana-hmm.
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Inbetween Days by the Cure-interesting.
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Future by Paramore-still interesting...
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
All My Loving by the Beatles-erm...
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Blackbird by the Beatles-no.
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Paperback Writer by the Beatles-ha ha.
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Pushing Me Away by Linkin Park-wedding?
WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAl?
Halo by Beyoncé-huh.
WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
The One That Got Away by Katy Perry-erm..
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Somebody I Used to Know by Gotye-cool.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Gold Guns Girls by Metric-what?
WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Nevermind by the Birthday Massacre-erm..
HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Dancing Barefoot by First Aid Kit-OK, really?
WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?
Hot N' Cold by Katy Perry-really?
WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Umbrella by Rihanna-not really.
WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Sex Is On Fire by Kings of Leon-erm...
WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
Headlong Flight by Rush-really?
WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Crazy World by Ladyhawke-interesting...
DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
We Can Run Away Now They're All Dead And Gone by Snow Patrol-interesting one.
IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
Going to Hell by the Pretty Reckless-HA HA.
WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Victory by Weekend- HA HA.
WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Keep On Walking by Scouting for Girls-OK...
Yet another Ipod shuffle thing-
If Your Life Were a Movie, what would the Soundtrack Be?
1) Put your ipod on shuffle.
2) Press play.
3) Skip to the next song, for each answer.
Opening Credits: Twist and Shout by the Beatles-cool.
Waking Up: Look Alive, Sunshine by My Chemical Romance-cooler, too.
First Day At School: Remember by Disturbed-erm..
Making Your New Best Friend: Wish You Were Here by Pink Floyd-maybe not.
Falling In Love: Stall Me by Panic! At the Disco-hmmm.
Breaking Up: Deer in the Headlights by Owl City-not really.
Prom: Au Revoir by One Republic-cool.
Graduation: Your World by Declan O'Rourke-huh?
Life's Okay: Long Way by Papercranes-better.
Death of a Close Friend: Afterglow by Travis-erm...
Mental Breakdown: Stadium Love by Metric-erm...
Driving: Down by the Birthday Massacre-not really.
Flashback: Video Games by Lana del Ray-huh.
Getting Back Together: And I Love You So by Don McLean-really?
Birth of Child: Love You To Death by Kill Hannah-er, interesting, I guess..
Wedding Scene: My Best Friend's Girl by the Cars-I hope not.
Car Accident: Cloudy by Simon and Garfunkel-nope.
Final Battle: Make Me Wanna Die by the Pretty Reckless-erm...
Death Scene: Life on Mars by David Bowie-same as last time.
Funeral Song: Franklin by Paramore-hmm.
End Credits: Valentine's Day by Linkin Park-er, really?
Deleted Scenes: Playing God by Paramore-OK...
Another ipod shuffle thing-yeah, I know, I'm addicted to them. Here's the questions:
HOW DOES THE WORLD SEE YOU?
It Ain't Me Babe by Bob Dylan-well, that's great.
WILL I HAVE A HAPPY LIFE?
Getting Better by the Beatles-hmm.
WHAT DO MY FRIENDS THINK OF ME?
Run To The Hills by Iron Maiden-HA HA.
WHAT WILL MY DYING WORDS BE?
To The End by My Chemical Romance-cool.
WHAT SHOULD I DO WITH MY LIFE?
Judy is a Punk by the Ramones-awesome.
WHAT IS SOME GOOD ADVICE FOR ME?
She's So Lovely by Scouting for Girls-what?
HOW WILL I BE REMEMBERED?
Single Ladies (Put a Ring On It) by Beyoncé-really?
WHAT IS MY SIGNATURE DANCING SONG?
Take Me To The River by Talking Heads-what?
WHAT DO I THINK MY CURRENT THEME SONG IS?
Rewind by Paramore-really?
WHAT DOES EVERYONE ELSE THINK MY CURRENT THEME SONG IS?
London Beckoned Songs About Money Written by Machines by Panic! At the Disco-erm...
WHAT SONG WILL PLAY AT MY FUNERAL?
Michelle by the Beatles-oh, really?
WILL I GET MARRIED?
Best for Last by Adele-what does that mean?
WHAT IS MY DAY GOING TO BE LIKE?
Brick by Boring Brick by Paramore-COOL.
WHAT WILL TOMORROW BRING?
Cloudy by Simon and Garfunkel-hmmm.
HOW AM I FEELING TODAY?
Never Too Late by Three Days Grace-hmmm.
HOW WILL I GET FAR IN LIFE?
Cracking by Suzanne Vega-really?
WHAT IS THE BEST THING ABOUT ME?
And I Love You So by Don McLean-really?
HOW WAS TODAY?
Morningtown Ride by the Seekers-erm...
WHAT SONG DESCRIBES MY MOTHER?
Back in the U S S R by the Beatles-er, what?
WHAT SONG DESCRIBES MY BEST FRIEND?
Black, White and Blue by Ladyhawke-really?
HOW IS MY LIFE GOING?
Until It Breaks by Linkin Park-hmm...
The Harry Potter Pledge
I promise to remember Harry
When I need to be courageous.
I promise to remember Ron
When I feel overshadowed.
I promise to remember Hermione.
When I am picked on for being smart.
I promise to remember James and Lily
When someone dies before their time.
I promise to remember Dumbledore
At the thought of greater good.
I promise to remember Gred and Forge
When I need a laugh.
I promise to remember Moony
And fight for human rights.
I promise to remember Snape
When asked the true meaning of love.
I promise to remember Narcissa
When I'd do anything for family.
I promise to remember Tonks
When I feel hyper and cheery.
I promise to remember Hedwig
Who lived and died soaring.
I promise to remember Percy
When ambition gets the best of me.
I promise to practice constant vigilance
For Moody's sake, of course.
I promise to remember Sirius
When I am wrongly accused.
I promise to remember Remus
When I am an outcast.
I promise to remember Hagrid
When someone sees beauty in what others see as ugly.
I promise to remember Neville
When I stand up for what is right.
I promise to remember the Golden Trio as a whole
When a friend says "Call and I'll be there."
I promise to remember Ginny
When I must face my fears.
I promise to remember Dobby
When asked the price of freedom.
I promise to remember Luna
When I dare to be different.
I promise to remember Seamus
When things go wrong, but I still persevere.
I promise to remember Draco
Whenever I make a bad choice and pay for it later.
I promise to remember Kreacher
When someone has a huge change of heart.
I promise to remember Oliver
When I soar to great heights.
I promise to remember Lee
When someone doesn't give up on getting a date.
I promise to remember Colin and Dennis
When someone's a fanboy or fangirl.
I promise to remember Colin
When someone too young gets in over their head.
I promise to remember the Dursleys
When my parents still keep denying they hid my Hogwarts acceptance letter.
I promise to remember Gilderoy Lockhart
Whenever I chance upon narcissistic people.
I promise to remember Umbridge and Fudge
When people are too fanatical about the rules.
I promise to remember Voldemort and Bellatrix
As a sign of where bigotry will get you.
I promise to remember Hogwarts
When someone talks about their second home.
I promise to remember J. K. Rowling
When I value the power of imagination.
I promise that I will
Remember Harry Potter.
Copied from The Genius Armadillo's profile, with a few things of my own added.
First half of a Harry Potter Survey (this is probably one of the best Harry Potter things I've seen on a profile page-had to copy and paste-though with different answers)
Which is your favourite Harry Potter book?
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Which is your favourite Harry Potter movie?
Not sure.. probably Goblet of Fire..
Who are your favourite Harry Potter characters?
Sirius, Fred and George, Ron, Luna- I liked Ginny in the books, not so sure about the movies-Snape, as a character, Dumbledore, quite a few
What house do you prefer to be in?
Slytherin. Maybe Ravenclaw.
But which house will you probably be in?
Ravenclaw or Slytherin.
Which ghost in Hogwarts is your favourite?
Nearly Headless Nick definitley
What subject in Hogwarts do you like the best?
Transfiguration, Charms, Defence Against the Dark Arts.
Who is your favourite teacher at Hogwarts?
Dumbledore, without question. If we're talking about class teachers, probably Lupin when he was there and McGonagall-also kinda like Snape as a teacher-he's a git but it can be pretty funny
What position would you be in for Quidditch?
If I could play, probably Beater, Chaser or Seeker-there's no way I could be Keeper!
What position in Quidditch do you think suits you most?
Who do you want to make friends with?
Fred and George, Ron, the Marauders (excluding Wormtail)-might have befriended Snape-he's evil but you can't deny he's clever-Ginny-in the books-and Luna. Hermione, perhaps.
If you were in Hogwarts, who would be your best buddy?
From the books, probably Ginny or Luna. If we're talking about all the characters-well, I'd like it to be James and Sirius-or Lily. Hermione, too, maybe.
Why would he/she be your best buddy?
Ginny, cause she's feisty and doesn't take crap from anyone in the later books (shes not in the first ones much apart from Chamber of Secrets), Luna cause she's just as quirky as I am, James and Sirius, because they're hilarious, and Lily because she's both talented and loyal-she'd be a good friend to have around. Maybe Fred and George too, actually.. Hermione, we're both bookworms, unusually bright and at times, rather annoying. I know I'm annoying, I don't have to be told.
Which character in the book can you most relate to?
Luna-I know what it's like to be quirky. Hermione-I know what it's like to be the only bookworm. And on a bizarre level, Snape-I know what it's like to be a bit misunderstood the way he was as a kid. Doesn't excuse him briefly joining the Death Eaters, though.
What pet would you get?
Owl. Definitely, no question. I WANT my owl.
If you happened to discover the Mirror of Erised, what would you see in it?
Some things you don't need to know.
If you had a choice between a Firebolt and an Invisibilty Cloak, which would it be?
Invisibility Cloak. You can fly on any broom-there's only one Invisibility Cloak! Plus it would be way more useful for me than a broom.
If your friend was pulled into the Whomping Willow by a black dog, would you jump in and rescue him/her?
A friend, yes. Someone I don't know, possibly. Someone I hated, let Sirius and Lupin deal with them, and I'll come back for the pieces. Joking.
If Sirius Black turned up on your doorstep, what would be your reaction?
Drag him inside before the aurors see him-then offer to help him in his life on the run. He'd better give me a ride on Buckbeak.
What would his reaction be to your reaction?
Probably relief to not be caught by the Ministry. And hopefully, the offer of a ride on Buckbeak.
If you found out you could speak Parseltongue, who in Hogwarts would you go to?
Harry-he's been through it.
If you landed yourself in the same situation as Harry was in with Umbridge's detention, would you tell anyone about the marks on your hand?
Yeah. I'd go to McGonagall and Dumbledore, definitely. I'd tell Hermione too and everyone so they didn't get in the same situation. Then, as Dumbledore barred her from the school, I'd notify Sirius Black and Fred and George Weasley to join up with Peeves and chase the old hag from the building...
Who do you want to go to the Yule Ball with?
Sirius, no question. He's amazing.
Which character has the same hair colour as you?
Which character has the same eye colour as you?
Harry and Dumbledore-they're blue-green, kind of.
What colour comes into your mind when Sirius Black is mentioned?
What colour comes into mind when Tonks is mentioned?
What colour comes into mind with Ron?
Orange and-pink? (Why?)
What colour comes into mind when Hermione is mentioned?
Brown, and purple. God, that makes her sound like a bruise.
What colour comes into mind with Harry?
Emerald green-'cos of his eyes in the books. Also, red and black.
What about Malfoy?
Black and green.
Second Half of Harry Potter Survey
Is this quiz getting boring and too long?
I just restarted it so nope.
If you got hold of a bottle of Felix Felicis, what would you drink it for?
Hmm..help me achieve my goals..but I think I'd try drinking it on just an ordinary day, just to see how it would change things...
Do you like the books more or the movies?
Books. Without question, the books. Always.
Who's your favourite out of the Marauders?
Sirius, ALWAYS. Without fail, Sirius.
What would your Patronus take shape in?
Hmm.. I always pictured a polar bear or a tiger.. but not sure really... perhaps a koala actually..
What would be your Animagus form?
Not sure, actually..maybe a koala or something...
What subject do you want to be the best in?
Defence Against the Dark Arts or Transfiguration. Maybe Potions or Ancient Runes, too.
This or that:
Sirius Black or Remus Lupin?- SIRIUS FOREVER.
Sirius Black or Severus Snape?-ditto see above.
Hermione or Cho?-Hermione.
James Potter or Snape?-Snape.
Hagrid or Snape?-Snape.
The Marauders or the Golden Trio?-The Marauders, forever.
Ability to become invisible or an Animagus?-Invisible, maybe...
Harry or Ron?-Ron-funny character.
Fleur or Tonks?-Tonks, probably, though neither is a favourite.
Hermione or Ginny?-Hermione. Though I'm torn in the books.
Cedric Diggory or Viktor Krum?-Cedric, on the basis that at least he smiled occasionally.
Luna Lovegood or Cho Chang?-Luna Lovegood, permanently. One of my all-time favourite characters.
Dumbledore or Peeves the poltergeist?-Dumbledore, without question.
Aragog (Hagrid's giant spider) or Grawp (Hagrid's giant half-brother)?-Aragog. At least Aragog was mildly humorous.
Zonko's Joke Shop or Honeydukes?-Don't ask me to choose.
Bertie Bott's Every-Flavour Beans or Chocolate Frogs?-Chocolate Frogs.
Death Eaters or Aurors?-Aurors, they're funnier.
Dumbledore or Voldemort?-Dumbledore-badass Dumbledore.
Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy?-Bellatrix, without question. Best evil character.
Would you rather go through the first task or the third in the Triwizard Tournament?-The third-I'd be better at the mental stuff, I'd get to meet a load of weird magical creatures plus on the first task, I'd probably have been incinerated by the dragon...
Is this survey fun or boring?-It's good, but it does tend to drag a little..
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