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Joined 05-17-03, id: 386578, Profile Updated: 06-26-11
Author has written 9 stories for Disney, Marion Zimmer Bradley, Harry Potter, Secret Window, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Little Women.

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INSERT CLICHED GOFFIK SONG HERE by SpiritlessDespondency reviews
Dora Lee nd Lunar Lovegod emburk on da wordest jurney of der lives. RATED M FOR GRAFFICK GOFF/PREP seenes
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 1/26/2009 - OC, Luna L.
Wonder Woman and the Order of the Pheonix by Kenny0208 reviews
Voldemort captures Wonder Woman to learn about her powers. When she is rescued by the Order of the Pheonix, she is thrust into a world of corruption and suspicion. Can she help Harry and Dumbledore to set things right?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Wonder Woman - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,416 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Harry P.
Unexpected Truths by AnonymousB reviews
Hermione had always known she was adopted. What she didn't know was that the parents she never knew hailed from a very old and powerful wizarding family. Once she meets them, things start to get complicated...D/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Llama Song Has You by Anakin McFly reviews
The Matrix versions of The Llama Song: The Agent Song, The Neo Song, The Morpheus Song, The Cypher Song, The Mero Song, The Oracle Song, The Trinity Song, The Mouse Song, The Squiddy Song, The Cookie Song, The Redpill Song and now The Sati Song
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,025 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 3/7/2005 - Smith, A., Neo
The New Generation of Hogwarts by slanderblob reviews
NOT about Harry's obnoxious offspring...follows the hijinks of a new group of students at Hogwarts
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,361 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 8/8/2007
The Matrix: The Lighter Side by Thereisnospoon303 reviews
A collection of scenes from the first movie with comic twists. If you love The Matrix, READ IT! If you hate The Matrix, READ IT!
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,278 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/10/2007 - Published: 3/11/2006
Dress To Kill by Anonimoose reviews
Jack has to disguise himself in order to go to Will and Elizabeth's wedding. What will he go as? And what will insue?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Complete
Diary of a Teenage StudMuffin by xSnickersx reviews
Maybe my bunny slipper is being held for ransom! I can see someone like Pansy using my most capacious weakness against me in order to receive artificial love to satisfy her girly lusts!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,849 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/17/2006 - Published: 1/6/2006 - Draco M.
Sunglasses by Evil Shall Giggle reviews
What REALLY sent Agent Smith over the edge...
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2005 - Smith, A. - Complete
The Bowl of Petunias by Kat Highmoon reviews
This is another story of why the Bowl of Petunias thought "Oh no, not again" seconds before crashing onto the surface of the planet Magrathea.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/9/2005
The Tale of Tom by Niemand5 reviews
The history of Tom Riddle, starting when he gets his Hogwarts letter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,649 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 3/29/2005 - Published: 7/20/2004 - Tom R. Jr.
All Alone? by SiriusBlackFan15 reviews
Post OotP major spoilers. Harry's character has been replaced with a girl named Violet Potter. After being abused, miserable, and unloved, everyone's favorite werewolf comes to her rescue, giving her a home and a family. You'll see why it's romance later.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 75,632 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/13/2004 - Published: 7/21/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B.
The Madness Within by Bittersweet Memories reviews
A young Severus Snape contemplates throwing himself off the astronomy tower, while battling with an ever growing sense of madness. Possibly one shot. R & R. Flames Accepted.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/19/2004 - Severus S. - Complete
Nightmare Before Madness A tale nobody should read by Kage Tamashii reviews
Warning Warning! This story is badly writtne and stupid. Those with weak minds should not read this because it will cause you to become more stupider. You have been warned! HISS
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,972 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/12/2004 - Published: 1/20/2004
Dracula: The Abridged Script by Tristan2 reviews
Basically a parody of the Coppola movie. I love the movie but everybody can poke fun at it once in a while! Please RR I will love you forever!
Dracula - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,379 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/7/2004
Harry Potter and the Death Eater's Kiss by Jazzie Lumber reviews
Set in Harry's 7th year. Harry blames himself for Sirius' death, until he meets a mysterious distant cousin of his with a twisted and haunted past. Death Eaters, curses, deadly secrets, and a love story to add to the potion. [COMPLETED]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 151,068 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/25/2004 - Published: 7/25/2003 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Harry Potter and Heirs of Five by shdurrani reviews
HHr: Temporarily Suspended
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,510 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/1/2003 - Published: 2/22/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Lord of the Wings: The Fowlship of the Wing by JadeWerewolf reviews
Ring may get higher. Read the first (short!) chapter! Its suppose to be funny but not everyone has a sens of humour like mine!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/16/2003
Vulpinae by Mnemosyne3 reviews
DG CHAPTER 7 UP Her voice trembled as she asked him, “M…M…Malfoy, what are you doing?” Draco answered with a grin as he nonchalantly opened a button on his shirt. “What does it look like I’m doing?”
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,546 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/15/2003 - Published: 7/8/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Ginny the Corrupted by May Lee Oh Four reviews
This story is no longer available! I may rewrite it... but don't except it anytime soon...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 9/4/2003 - Published: 8/1/2003 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Pirates of the Caribbean : Isla del Cielo by SlytherinPsyche reviews
There is an island somewhere, spoken of in whispers, passed down in murderous legends, and yet two people are bent on finding it. Add to that a rebellious lass & lots of blood and gore, & you have a good-enough-to-re
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,926 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/24/2003 - Published: 8/23/2003
The Bodyguard by Janaline reviews
DG one-shot. Ginny just broke up with Colin because he's been abusive and she's just discovered he's a Death Eater in disguise, but Colin won't have it. Who will protect Ginny?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,448 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/22/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
The Tales of Hogwarts by MJMMudblood reviews
#Completed# Harry's Sixth year at Hogwarts is going to be one of exicement, adventure, mystery and Death, Please R+R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 22,072 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 8/10/2003 - Published: 7/13/2003 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Angel by Issa3 reviews
Voldemort is back. Harry is in love in an angel. The same angel that Voldemort is after.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,731 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/26/2003 - Published: 7/14/2003 - Harry P.
Elf in a Cage by Inconsequential reviews
An Elf fighting in the Last Alliance is transported to a strange place, for some things which never should have come to pass have occurred, and things which should have been remembered have been forgotten...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Spiritual - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,896 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/29/2003 - Published: 3/16/2003
A Public Service Message from the Count by Mobius Shadow reviews
Hello, Transylvania. This is the Count. And I have a very important political mesage to make.
Dracula - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/19/2003
Harry Potter THE MUSICAL by Kira Ashkelon reviews
Exactly what the title says. Lyrics slightly altered to fit story... sometimes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 10/27/2002 - Published: 7/15/2002
Ode To The Animorphs (American Pie Cover) by Elcolo9 reviews
An ode to the Animorphs, in the vein of American Pie by Don McLean
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/25/2002
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Twin Souls reviews
Okay, the real name isn't twin souls, but I'm mocking ditzy, MarySueish fics and that seems like a very traditional name. Read the fic, I say! ::uses Jedi powers:: You waaannt tooo reeeaaaad thiiiiiiiss! go ahead. Click on it! Cli
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,997 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Blaise Z., Demelza R.
Pirates of the Caribbean II: The Abridged Script reviews
I've always wanted to write an abridged script, I'm just not good enough. Fortunately, I'm not quite concious, so the me that doubts any skill resides in my bones is now held in a deathgrip by the me who wants t'write an abridged script. PotC II Spoilers.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,926 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 7/7/2006
Laurie's Story: A Companion Novel to Little Women reviews
This is the story of Little Women, told from Laurie's point of view.
Little Women - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,130 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/22/2008
The Ending reviews
The ending is the most important part of a story. Says Stephen King. But his ending sucked. So I'm going to finsish it. After all, the ending is not the most important part of a story. It's what happens at the ending. The resolution. here goes everthing.
Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,588 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/30/2005 - Published: 5/16/2004
Forbidden Love reviews
I don't think it really need a PG13 rating but just in case...Yes I know the title is one gigantic cliche, but it truly describes Ginny and Tom's love for one another. It should remain faithful to the second book.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2005 - Ginny W., Voldemort
He'd Loved Her reviews
Ginny recalls the night Riddle died....Snape thinks of Lily! Lupin feels sad about being a Werewolf....well...I would too....Harry thinks of...um...a person WARNING: CONTAINS OotP SPOILER!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 8/13/2004 - Published: 8/23/2003 - Ginny W., Voldemort
Rescuers Down Under reviews
In a crazy adventure on the Austrailian Outback an Austrailian boy (with no Austrailian accent) is reascued by mice.
Disney - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,873 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/6/2003 - Published: 5/17/2003
Preistess of Avalon reviews
Morgaine finds her true palce in life
Marion Zimmer Bradley - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7/26/2003 - Published: 7/20/2003
Morgaine vs merlin reviews
After having trouble with their own relationship Morgaine turns her anger on Merlin for burying a Druid Priestess by a Christian nunnery
Marion Zimmer Bradley - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6/14/2003
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