Beem0b0t
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Joined 03-31-12, id: 3865790, Profile Updated: 08-18-14
Author has written 10 stories for Minecraft, League of Legends, and Steven Universe.

I honestly never thought i would have anything to put up here besides, 'I WANNA PLAY VIDEO GAMES!' But now that my story the newest to the league is becoming a little popular, i guess its high time i try my luck at popularity. And other such pleasantries.

Also, the main stories I am working on are as follows.

1) - The Newest to the League - Erratic updates until I am up to date on the current team.

2) - Lilian and Steve - Erratic updates.

3) - Hate Runs Deep - Erratic updates.

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5) -

I will probably never even have up to five stories up at once XD that's too much work for someone as lazy as I am. Plus, I am very invested in League of Legends.

Speaking of which, here is my username for those who may want to play a game or two: Beem0b0t

Big shock right? Creative, I know. I should also mention I am on the NA server.

Sorry other people who wanna play :(

I am also very immature when I play with my friends and very serious when I'm not. So it's one or the other, depends on when you catch me :)


I Also want to make it known that I do have a youtube channel where I have at least 100 videos of me, my friends, and my brother just acting up like a bunch of idiots. I should also note that there is a trigger warning. We are members of a self started group called "the Tolerant Chatroom" in which we try to be as BM and trolly to EACH OTHER as we can, I by all means necessary try to keep it to the call instead of in game chat, unless its something like Killing Floor. My friends are far worse than I when it comes to how bad we are together, so if dark humor isn't your bag, stick with my fictions not my dictions.

Link to my channel: ButtsButtsButts

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Our Castle from Rubble by vdaysnowstorm reviews
How they met was just the beginning, the start of something neither could have predicted. [Human AU]
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,773 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 12h - Published: 6/22 - [Sapphire, Ruby] [Amethyst, Pearl]
Tourmaline by Phantomrose96 reviews
A fight with the Crystal Gems has left Peridot cracked within an inch of her life. Trapped on Earth, with no one and no way to get home, Peridot's all but given up hope. But she doesn't know the lengths Steven is willing to go to in order to keep her alive.
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,763 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 12h - Published: 7/5
Shattered Realities by Cryssy-miu reviews
"It was at this point that Jasper finally looked up. Gone was the malice from her face and the murder in her eyes. Emotions flashed across her face all at once; shock, fright...and then a devastating realization." Nothing will ever be the same for anyone after Jasper is found in Kindergarden and a dark secret is unearthed. But Steven won't let anyone face pain alone. R&R
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,593 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 7/27 - Published: 6/29 - Steven U., Jasper, Peridot
How They Met by vdaysnowstorm reviews
Collection of Rupphire short stories.
Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,680 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 3/19 - [Ruby, Sapphire] Garnet, Steven U. - Complete
Debt of a Gem by Songbird's Spirit reviews
A collection of stories detailing the strange friendship forged between Peridot and a human named Debbie. Peridot, owing a debt to the woman after she protected her gem while her physical form regenerated, vows to off the human the moment her debt is paid. But will time change the way these two think of one another? (Drabbles, One-Shots, Slight Language)
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,511 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 6/18 - OC, Peridot
Smiles are a Privilege by StevenCrewniverseIG reviews
Steven was always an upbeat little boy. But there were things in the back of his mind that would compromise that little boy. Doubts of his importance. Doubts on his life. What purpose did he really serve, besides putting everyone in danger?
Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/8 - Amethyst, Garnet, Pearl, Steven U. - Complete
Love Me Like You Love Her by Gemology reviews
Amethyst would do anything to help comfort the gem she loves. Even if it means putting aside her own feelings to help her precious perfect Pearl.
Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,384 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/7 - Published: 7/1 - Amethyst, Pearl
in a year or two (we can't hide the way it makes us glow) by Paint Splat reviews
Greg chuckles softly, the only sound except the waves crashing gently onto the sand and the music. "I took Desiree Westside to prom. She probably doesn't even remember my name." Pearl sighs. "I would've taken Rose," she says without thinking, remembering the feelings she has trained herself to cover up in one fleeting moment of what-could-have-been.
Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29 - Pearl, Greg U., Rose Quartz - Complete
It's the Way She Does it by Predominantly Normal reviews
"Steven, am I a bad mother?" It's way she asks the question like it's been plauging her mind for months that makes Steven's insides turn. ONESHOT
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/23 - Pearl, Steven U. - Complete
Do It For Them by Commander Jupiter reviews
Deep down, Steven knows the Gems don't need him. (Collab with the lovely PeridotDorito!)
Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/23 - Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, Steven U. - Complete
The Beauty of a Gem's Love by BloodQuartz666 reviews
Hi gieys! i have ben wirking on thes fanfriction for a long tiem so i hope you injoy it! wink! paridot and jesper meet a new friend! oh noes.
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 6/19 - OC, Jasper, Peridot
More Than A Phase by Neon-Necromancer reviews
A one-shot that takes place after the past events in "We Need to Talk." Greg has had enough with Pearl calling him just another phase for Rose. He doesn't care that he can't fuse. He has at least one quality that means so much to Rose. A quality that Pearl doesn't even have. Not only enjoy, but R&R.
Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22 - Garnet, Greg U., Pearl, Rose Quartz - Complete
Yes, Ma'am by Femslash Fetale reviews
She had given in to the weakness of her physical form then, and to the amazing sex that had followed. But now that there was no tongue laving her gem or fingers stroking her dripping cunt she was having second thoughts. What if they were caught?
Steven Universe - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/9 - [Amethyst, Pearl] - Complete
Out of the arena by wielderofblood reviews
What do champions do when not locked in combat? Some short stories about what they are up to. hope you enjoy. Recommendations welcome.
League of Legends - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 27,369 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 10/13/2012
End of Trip by Bookman230 reviews
Buck Dewey's always wanted a sibling. But best not to get greedy with the universe, you know? A Buck and Steven bonding fic.
Steven Universe - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/29 - Steven U. - Complete
Bathhouse of Legends by Runty Grunty reviews
A series of raunchy, but lighthearted one-shots taking place between the female Champions of the League in the bathhouse at the Institute of War. As the ladies get hot, the stories get hotter. Contains nudity and non-explicit sexual content (lots of bewbs!). Meant to be for fan-service and funnies, not pure smut. Rated M for safety. Please read and review!
League of Legends - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 59,425 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 10/30/2012
Team 14 by Xyon-Soul reviews
Konohamaru and Hanabi are put on the same genin team. Faced with the obstacles of their incompatible personalities, a bumbling sensei and a very strange teammate can the two new shinobi reach their own goals or will their goals shift. Set during Time skip
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,255 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Konohamaru S., Hanabi H.
The Maven, The Sovereign , And the duelist by Deviltriggerbrownie reviews
OcxSona- a young man, fresh out of high school goes to join the institute of war to make a name for himself. but he found love and a whole lot of it, maybe even too much? going to be a harem of atleast 3 woman of the league. going to be so lemony, that well its just going to be really dirty ok. leave a comment if you wanna see a certain hoty in it, except cass, shes just,yea.
League of Legends - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,028 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 9/29/2014 - Published: 8/31/2012 - [Syndra, OC, Sona]
League of Legends: Short Story Center by Viper of Grand reviews
A series of short stories featuring various League of Legends champions and ONE OC story. Stories so far include: Udyr, Irelia, Zelos, Wukong, Ahri, Kassadin, Karma, Lee Sin, Mordekaiser, Sona, Karthus, Fiddlesticks, and two Crack fics. I will be continually adding new stories with more champions in the future.
League of Legends - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 123,790 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Udyr, Lee Sin
The Organic Lives of GLaDOS and Wheatley by HuggbeesLady reviews
GLaDOS, bored without human test subjects, capture Wheatley to punish him for the events of Portal 2, but soon, something goes horribly wrong
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 46,488 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Wheatley, GLaDOS
Relationships by Dorryza reviews
A series of short stories detailing relationships between different champions of the League of Legends. No, it's not all romantic. Full description inside.
League of Legends - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 34,370 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 4/21/2012
The Wind in Her Tails by JxT reviews
A man finds himself ripped from his own world and thrown into a world of intrigue, magic, and war. He befriends a seemingly normal girl, only with a few strange features. Stuck in this world, he tries to find his place, discovering it was in his hands all along. OCxAhri; rated M for future lemons, mature language, and violence.
League of Legends - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,230 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Ahri, Janna
Love's Scars by Christopher Lang reviews
Trisana Stumbles upon Veigar's house in the mountains and he kidnaps her, But will Veigar develop feelings for his new prisoner?
League of Legends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,604 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Tristana, Veigar
My Unconventional Mask by ItzRayz reviews
Living day by day as a pretender, Uzumaki Naruto was known as the scorn of Konoha; cast aside by society. Their actions eventually led to the creation of a mask but what happens when that mask starts to crack? A Hanabi x Naruto story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,580 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 808 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Naruto U., Hanabi H.
My Cry Theory by The Iron Tiger reviews
[Chapter 11 Added] Shikamaru is caught in a crazy love triangle with the foul mouth Tayuya and the blonde brat Ino. R&R, and I want to give this a warning for bad language, but then again, we're talking about Tayuya here.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,311 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Shikamaru N., Tayuya
On the Sea of Emotions by KallingMeKiprix reviews
When all the yordles decide to take a trip, Rumble isn't all that happy. But when he gets to know Ziggs better, their relationship kicks off, and they begin to open their hearts. But they know that not everything is perfect. Rated M for later chapters
League of Legends - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,040 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Rumble, Ziggs - Complete
Love Hina: A Friend in Need by Tezza1502 reviews
Kitsune notices Keitaro return from a flight courtesy of Naruair looking physically and mentally the worse for wear, and decides to take an interest in his wellbeing. That decision has repercussions far beyond their wildest imaginings.
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 119,795 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Keitaro U., Mitsune K. - Complete
To Catch an Abra by Talon Dragonborn reviews
When a trainer fails to catch an Abra for the umpteenth time, the Abra feels sorry for the trainer and decides to make it up to him...discovering her true feelings, as well as his, in the process...HumanXPokemon Lemon Warning! 18 and up only!
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,821 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Abra/Casey - Complete
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Renegade gems reviews
Steven and the Crystal Gems find themselves in an interesting situation when Steven accidentally revives and heals a corrupted gem. They find themselves in an even more interesting situation when a group of Renegades from Homeworld escape to Earth. What repercussions will they all face when Homeworld finds out about the loose ends left on Earth?
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,835 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/22 - Published: 4/25 - Steven U., OC
I'm Still Here with lyrics
I wrote song lyrics for the ending song of my favorite episode "Rose's Scabbard." It comes off as a bit of dialogue from Rose that Pearl is remembering and then laments. Then she imagines Rose answering her lament. S'kinda sad, but that episode is sad so in for a penny in for a pound.
Steven Universe - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8 - Pearl, Rose Quartz - Complete
The Best Kind of Torture reviews
Love is the worst and best kind of torture, and every second is worth the pain.
Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29 - Steven U., Garnet, Pearl, Amethyst - Complete
This World of Gems reviews
Steven's having a pretty upsetting morning, but hey, If every pork chop was perfect, right?
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,486 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/24 - Published: 6/22 - Steven U., Greg U. - Complete
Time reviews
When you can see every possible future you need to be able to work with the time you have to find the best possible outcome. Risks need to be taken for those you love and Garnet is fully aware of this fact.
Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/22 - Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, Steven U. - Complete
The Newest to the League reviews
These are 45 of my ideas for champions. these are actually for my brother but i would like to hear other people's thoughts on them. Please review. I would appreciate it greatly. I have reached an end to these champions, so after the 45th one, i can start the actual fanfic i wanted to do with these guys.
League of Legends - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 59 - Words: 37,157 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/4/2014 - Published: 9/29/2012 - OC
Hate Runs Deep reviews
Riven has caught many eyes, including a new friend, a dangerous assassin, and even ambassadors from Ionia and Demacia. Talon has been tasked to keep a close eye on her with Katarina by his side. Will orders become too much for Talon to handle? Will Riven end up having to fight for her life on multiple occasions? Am I just GIVING THIS STUFF AWAY? yes. yes I am.
League of Legends - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,078 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Katarina, Leona, Talon, Riven
Lilian and Steve reviews
part 2 of: New beginnings and the official beginning of Steve's story. second story i've made. it will be much longer than New Beginnings. No longer on hiatus, because i forgot to get rid of the message.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,142 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 7/1/2012
Just an idea
I got what i think is a pretty cool idea for a story. However, i don't think i would be able to do it. I'm opening this story up to anyone who might want it.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Published: 12/9/2012
New Beginnings reviews
Steve has woken up on a new land and must begin his new life, with no memory of his life before. all alone.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Complete