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Joined 05-17-03, id: 386600, Profile Updated: 12-19-08
Author has written 16 stories for Harry Potter.

I am currently working on several separate stories: Yellow Submarine (formerly entitled Here Comes the Sun), It's Not Easy Being Green (and a special project related to that), and an unpublished work that, for the moment, is called SIAC.

Quick facts: my primary news source is The Onion (found at theonion.com). I detest lima beans and zucchini. I'm the world's worst cook (I burn water), and my favorite TV show is Lost. I am currently listening to the soundtrack to Sweeney Todd, and I'm finding it very inspirational. I have two cats, a dog, and a husband, and I only make my bed after I've changed the sheets. My favorite color is blue, Bob Dylan is a god, and Deathly Hallows was, in my opinion, the best book in the series. My first writing effort was when I was quite young. It was called The Adventures of Bumby Sam and Bumby Samantha, and it featured two star-crossed, talking butts.

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Battle of Souls by mhersheybar reviews
What if Harry discovered he was a Horcrux in his 6th year? How would it affect his friendships? His relationship with Ginny? Mature themes in later chapters and outtakes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 93,865 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W.
In Case of Emergency by mhersheybar reviews
When Harry and Ginny broke up, they thought they were each doing what was right for the other But is it possible for them to be "just friends", especially when it seems like someone keeps trying to kill them? Mature sexual themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 101,555 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Down the Rabbit Hole by Accusatrix reviews
Dark Harry/Ginny AU. "The rabbit hole went straight on like a tunnel for some way, and then dipped suddenly down." Harry and Ginny find their world tumbling down around them. Mature content and dark themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,904 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Pact by Accusatrix reviews
Harry and Ginny make a pact that will change their lives. They just didn't know it'd be such a big change. What happens when a little drunken agreement turns into something a lot more complicated? H/G, AU, Post-DH, Mature sexual content and themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,054 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Spark by sweasley reviews
T/V. Done with school and forced to deal with growing up, Ted's year is filled with ups & downs. Annoying coworkers, crazy hours, breakups, hookups & falling for the last person he ever expected to. This is Ted's trip through "A Year in the Life"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 149,612 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
The Start by sweasley reviews
Every relationship has a spark, but every friendship has a start. Even the best of friends can face obstacles, which Ted Lupin & Victoire Weasley must learn the hard way. PREQUEL to "A Year in the Life" and "The Spark"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,096 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
A Year in the Life by sweasley reviews
T/V. Victoire's sixth-year at Hogwarts is full of ups & downs. Fights with mean girls; a boy that's more trouble than he's worth, she's in for quite a few surprises. Including the realization that she might be falling for the last person she ever expects.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 131,684 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/3/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Victoire W., Teddy L. - Complete
This Time Around by sweasley reviews
There's going to be a Potter/Weasley wedding, much to the delight of all. However, exes Ron and Hermione now find themselves being drawn back together given the occasion. Wanting to fix their damaged friendship, they may get more than they bargained for
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,675 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 2/20/2008 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
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Socks reviews
Draco Malfoy's murder of Albus Dumbledore causes chaos. AU. Harry/Ginny.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,073 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Maddening Crowd reviews
Harry's best source of comfort is missing in action. Fireworks ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,105 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Backward With Purpose Part I: Always and Always reviews
AU. Harry, Ron, and Ginny send themselves back in time to avoid the destruction of everything they hold dear, and the deaths of everyone they love. This story is now complete! Stay tuned for the sequel!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 56 - Words: 287,186 - Reviews: 3823 - Favs: 4,038 - Follows: 1,377 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Polyjuice, Memory Charms, and More reviews
This is a compilation of all of my one-shots. Most of them are sexy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,596 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Yellow Submarine reviews
Alternate Universe. Two hurting, almost broken people reach toward the sunlight. This story has implied sexual violence and a Ginny who is two years younger than she was in canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 185,947 - Reviews: 1415 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P.
A Series of Escalating Dares reviews
AU. Harry and Ginny, under the influence of a mysterious blue bottle, make a few decisions that end up changing their lives forever. Harry and Ginny never got together in HBP, although everything else is canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,503 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Backward With Purpose Part III: The Refuge of Hope reviews
This is the continuation of both Backward With Purpose and The Book of Albus. If you haven't read either, you are going to be REALLY confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,899 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 856 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Albus S. P., Harry P.
Nightflying reviews
A different way for Harry and Ginny to get together - with a little shove from Ron. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,217 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
For the First Time reviews
A series of firsts for Mr. Ronald Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,726 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Through a Dark Mirror reviews
Some mistakes are nearly impossible to fix. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,584 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Ron W.
In Case of Emergency OneShot reviews
For those of you who have read In Case of Emergency, this is an outtake from one of the middle chapters. For those of you who have not... what are you waiting for? H/G ADULT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
It Could Be Nicer Being Red reviews
This is the companion story to It's Not Easy Being Green. Ginny's POV. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 76 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W.
It's Not Easy Being Green reviews
A post-Hogwarts, slightly AU, Harry and Ginny story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,712 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Backward With Purpose Part II: The Book of Albus reviews
This is the companion novel to Backward With Purpose. I'd read that one first. This story is complete; the sequel has begun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 50 - Words: 87,175 - Reviews: 1307 - Favs: 875 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Albus S. P. - Complete
Harry Potter Finds Joy reviews
After death reunion. Deathly Hallows spoilers. Chapter 7 is up! Feel free to tell me where you want Harry to go in the next chapters!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,530 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 11/2/2007 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Complete
But I Want to be a Weasley! reviews
James Potter wants to be a Weasley. His mum, aunts, uncles, and granparents tell him why it's pretty cool to be a Potter, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,515 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 99 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Complete
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