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Joined 03-31-12, id: 3866108, Profile Updated: 09-03-13
Author has written 6 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Trickster series, W.I.T.C.H., Brotherband Chronicles, and Red vs. Blue.


I have started working on the sequel for Wavesong. It is called Wolfsong It won't be updated every week because I will be living the life of a high school student taking advanced classes and working at a job with no pay and no worker rights. It is called being a high school technical artist and it is amazing. Any one interested in being a beta for the story tell me because I could really use one. I don't care if you are an official beta or not I would just like someone who will tell me what to fix and if what I wrote sucks.



FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run bitch run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile)

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?


Really Dumb Store Labels
On a Myer hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping."
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of
"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details
(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
(And that would be how??)

On some frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought...??)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body."
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after
taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction
accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head
colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for
this one:
On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable
you to fly".


[1] I need to tell you a secret. First, look at number 5.
[2] The answer is to look at 11.
[3] Don't get mad and look at 15.
[4] Calm down, don't get mad, look at 13.
[5] First, look at 2.
[6] Don't be that angry, look at 12.
[7] This is a very important message: Go to number 5.
[8] What I wanted to tell you is, THE ANSWER IS AT 14.
[9] Be patient, and look at 4.
[10] This is the last time I'm gonna do this. Go to 7.
[11] I hope you're not mad when I say look at 6.
[12] Sorry, look at 8.
[13] Don't get mad and look at 10.
[14] I don't really know how to say this, but look at 3.
[15] You must be really mad, but look at 9.



You love hoodies.

You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats.

It's hilarious when people get hurt.

You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture.

Sad movies suck.

You own/ed an X-Box.

Played with Hot wheel cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV.

Gory movies are cool.

You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball caps.

You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear.

It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

Green, black, red, blue, or silver is one of your favorite colors.

You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

Sports are fun.

Talk with food in your mouth.

Sleep with your socks on at night

Total: 17


You wear lip gloss/stick.

You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the color pink.

Go to your mom for advice.

You consider cheerleading a sport.

You hate wearing the color black.

You like hanging out at the mall.

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

You like wearing jewelry.

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

You don't like the movie Star Wars.

You were in gymnastics/dance.

It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

You smile a lot more than you should.

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can.

You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.

You love the movies.

Used to play with dolls as little kid.

Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.

Like being the star of every thing.

Total: 12

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Magnum Opus by Waypaststrange reviews
She was his magnum opus, in an unspoken sort of way. He'd do anything, anything, just to keep her happy, because that's what he wants more than anything, her happy; not that a cool guy like him would ever tell her that.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2
Best Way Not to Get Your Heart Broken is Pretend You Don't Have One by LinnieDragn reviews
Maka has been bullied her entire life. She'd had suicidal thoughts in the past but her parents getting a divorce finally pushed her over the edge. Literally. Stood at the edge of a cliff she has the absolute intention of taking her own life. Will the white haired boy who sits near the cliffs regularly save her? Suicidal stuff, read so at own risk. Disclaimer. Continuing this now!
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,028 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 8/2 - Published: 1/20 - [Maka A., Soul Eater]
Comfortable by Tracy247 reviews
Long bus rides are hell. Especially with painful cramps, path-blocking partners and sleep-talking idiots.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/8 - [Maka A., Soul Eater] - Complete
Hold Me, Cure Me by Writer for the Tylwyth Teg reviews
Collection of modern AU oneshots in which Hiccup has Crohn's disease and Astrid has brain cancer. These stories document their lives, their suffering, their triumphs, and the love they share that is under the surface of it all.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,840 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 10/30/2014
Patronus by Jvalak reviews
They're doing patronuses in DADA. James is shocked when he sees Lily's patronus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2014 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Finding Paradise by DeathGuardian24 reviews
After the the war of the giants, Percy is betrayed, abandoned, and became unwanted. While wandering on the streets a man has given him powers far more than the gods. Watch as he use this power to find his home, his paradise. Not an ordinary chaos story.Rated T.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 120,644 - Reviews: 1630 - Favs: 1,775 - Follows: 1,805 - Updated: 7/31/2014 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Percy J., Artemis
In Love With A Wolf by lecookie12 reviews
Stiles, odd name for a girl, but you can't say Stiles is completely normal. Best friends with Scott McCall, or are they more than just that? She wishes, see, Stiles been in love with Scott for a while now, but after Allison Argent move to town, will Scott ever return Stiles feelings? Not to forget Scott just became a werewolf... Fem!Stiles/Scott *Season 1* AUish Slow-burn
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,496 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 4/21/2014 - Published: 3/16/2014 - [Scott M., Stiles] Allison A., Derek H.
The Eagle and Hawk Of Masyaf by Allseer reviews
Shahin has a few secrets she's hiding from her fellow Assassins. She's a woman, she can grow wings, fly, and possesses a few unknown abilities. She lives a cautious life unnoticed by mostly everyone until Al Mualim partners her with Altair after his failure in Solomon's Temple. But she's not the only one keeping secrets. AXOC
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 110,063 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Altaïr
Shadow of Her by Ultra-Violet1197 reviews
Carolina finds out who Tex really is and as the weeks go on she struggle with herself and her emotions towards York. (Probably will Re-do chapters)
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,121 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Carolina, Tex/Allison, York
Alpha Couple by PikaGirl13 reviews
When Snotlout questions Why Hiccup and Astrid are so much better at Dragon Training than they are Fishlegs tell him it's because they are a Alpha Couple causing a discussion between them and a cute moment between Hiccup and Astrid. a fluffy Hiccstrid story for you all :3 Hope you enjoy Please R&R
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
Remembrance by TearfulFriend18 reviews
With the lives of his friends in the balance, Church must confront Tex one last time.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Epsilon, Tex/Allison - Complete
Red vs Blue: Wonder Women by anna1795 reviews
If you stick all the Freelancer women into the same room and they're not going to kill each other, they're going to kill somebody else. Especially when that somebody decides to go on an 'armor raid'.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Carolina, Tex/Allison - Complete
Three Years Waterside by PeregrineTook reviews
For Fela and Sim - but mostly Fela - an unexpected turn of events turns a trip to Tarbean into an exposition of Kvothe's tragic past.
Kingkiller Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,727 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Fela, Kvothe - Complete
Labyrinth of Souls by The Collective Psyche reviews
AU. When rich English transfer student Soul Evans started at Shibusen Multicultural Private School in Japan, he never counted on adventure nor danger. That all changes when he and Maka Albarn forge an irreversible connection between their very souls. SxM.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,991 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Soul Eater, Maka A.
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Protocol reviews
When on a mission to a dead zone of a planet, York and Carolina are assumed dead. With no way back and on a planet that doesn't sing the praises of the UNSC York and Carolina have to adapt and decide if they will continue to find a way home or make this new planet their home. (York/Carolina) Chapter 14: oneshot!
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,711 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 4/26/2014 - Carolina, York - Complete
Wolfsong reviews
The sequel to Wavesong. Hal has greatly missed Kira Wavesong the princess of a distant island country. But a year later she comes back with grave news. Pirates are attacking Oreek. Hal and the rest of the herons go on a new adventure to help Kira. But things are not what they always seem.
Brotherband Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/12/2014 - [Hal Mikkelson, OC]
Wavesong reviews
Hal was not planning on picking up a strange girl on the Heron's maiden voyage but he has and she is dragging him and the herons into her own messes Like Hal does not have enough problems of his own. Book 2 and 3 spoilers.
Brotherband Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,394 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Hal Mikkelson - Complete
Reading Trickster's Choice
The crew from Trickster's choice find themselves in a strange room with a book. Not just any book but their book. So they start reading.
Trickster series - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,764 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 6/28/2012
Astro Drop reviews
Will wishes she could bring out her Astro drop that came to life. When her wish is granted trouble follows.
W.I.T.C.H. - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Will V.
Berkeley Tunnel reviews
What if Jason had not keep going to oakland but insted stopped at berkeley tunnel. Warning SoP spoilers. First Fanflic.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/17/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Jason G., Hazel L. - Complete
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