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Joined 03-31-12, id: 3866506, Profile Updated: 05-07-16
Author has written 7 stories for Outsiders, Legend of Zelda, Modern Family, Wreck-It Ralph, and Kuroshitsuji.

Yo. My name is Jeremy Cristof (JC) and I'm almost 18. I'm a senior in high school. I am addicted to theatre, writing, reading, The Outsiders/That Was Then, This Is Now, piercings, and the anime Black Butler. I have my nose pierced and I have 8 earrings in my left ear and 7 in my right (for now).

REDHEADS HAVE MORE FUN! (even though I'm not a natural redhead, but shhh...)

I am a trans male and demisexual.


-My favorite season is winter even though I was born in the summer.

-I LOVE The Outsiders. It literally changed my life.

-I love both dogs and cats.

-I have Categelophobia which is the fear of being ridiculed.

-I love laughing :D

-I think learning new languages is cool.

-I want to study professional acting in college.

-I like all kinds of music from classical to reggae (took me awhile to like it haha) and rock to gospel.

-I have two dogs. One is a 4 year old male terrier/mix that I named Jasper from Family Guy and a female harrier/basset hound/beagle mix who is 5 years old that I kind of helped name Sadie.

-I have a female orange tabby who is 5 named Abby from The Babysitters Club series.

-I am a vegetarian

-I like pointing out stupid stuff/things that doesn't sense on TV. (I don't know if this made sense.)

-I'm flexible.

-I can fit my entire fist in my mouth.

-I tan easily.

-I love animals.

-I refuse to drink any sodas that aren't diet.

-I hate ice in my drinks (except water).

-I love coffee and tea, but I refuse to drink coffee unless if its low or non fat and it has artificial sweetener instead of sugar in it.

-I'm somewhat lactose intolerant.

-I refuse to drink milk that isn't fat free.

-I get creeped out when I see someone sleeping or I have to spend the night in the same room with someone. (Don't ask me why.)

-I'm an early bird and a night owl.

-I love owls. (Once I heard an owl outside my bedroom window and I nearly knocked over a table running to hear it better, haha).

-I hate going to the movies. I'd rather wait until it's on Netflix or on demand

WOW. That's a lot. Okay, now onto my physical description and personality.


I'm 5'2. I have slightly tanned skin. My NATURAL hair color was dark blonde. I dye it red and flat iron my hair. I have bangs and cut my own hair sometimes. My hair falls to my shoulders. My legs are very pale because I don't wear shorts that often. I usually wear nail polish. My nail polish is most likely going to be black so it always matches what I wear. I put on a glitter top coat, though. My eyes are a goldish, greenish brown color. I do wear makeup. I wear eyeliner, mascara, eyeshadow and foundation. I wear the same shade of eyeshadow (sliver) all the time. I only take about 20 minutes to put on my makeup. I really like the brand Hard Candy (but not their eyeliner). I wear bronzer, too. I don't like lipstick all that much. My nose is pierced on the left side. I rarely put a hoop it, although I do own some. I usually wear a small stud. I have 6 earrings in each ear.


I talk a lot. Usually I don't talk about anything in particular. I'm not the best decision maker in the world. I'm very smart and funny (or at least I try to be). I hate being in complete silence during meals and such. I'm polite. I do not like to start fight or be in them. I hate lying to people. I'm great at keeping secrets and I try hard not to break promises. I don't like talking on the phone. I prefer FaceTime or Skype or something. I'll even text before I talk on the phone. I am not a very patient person (lol). I love to laugh and it doesn't take much to get me to laugh.

Well, I guess that's about it. Please read and review my stories! And please give me constructive criticism!!

Bold ones are all that apply.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. (I'm part Guatemalan & Cuban)

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart. (I'm part Russian)


I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. (This one is kind of funny.)

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm JAMAICAN so I must smoke weed.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. (*stifles a giggle* These stereotypes, I mean OMG..)

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big peter.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (Oh, c'mon now...not everyone involved in theatre arts is gay *blushes deeply and hides face*)

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. (I say this to a lot of people: I wouldn't eat my dogs or cat, so why would I eat other animals?)

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (I really don't understand this one, but I do wear what I want.)

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO


I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.

I'm a girl that actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I hang out with TEEN DRINKERS/SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.


I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over-controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over-controlling and a bitch.

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.

I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled. (Nope. Not spoiled.)

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep. (Sheep are kinda cute:3 )

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (I'm sure a lot of us on this site are young writers and not all of us are emo...)

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.


I WEAR A BIG SUN HAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. (my great aunt does this...)

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and a MURDERER! (WTF?)

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. (I do love tea, haha ;) )

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.

I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.

I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.

I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.

I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek. (I'm just naturally good with computers...)

I'm NOT RELIGIOUS so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god.

I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports.

I am a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have controlling friends

I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work

I am not EMO, so I MUST be uncool.

I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame

I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird. (What?)

I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.


I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween.

I am POOR, so I MUST not have good hygiene.

I am a HOUSEWIFE, so I MUST have no self respect.

I consider myself 'NORMAL', so I MUST be boring.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippie. (I feel weird saying I don't care about the environment.)

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall, blonde, blue-eyed lesbian.

I like READING, so I MUST be a Loner. (If I didn't like reading then why would I be on this site?)

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast (I rarely curse. Some of my fics might have cursing in it, though.)

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be white.

I SPOT AND CORRECT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard/bitch.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.

I go to RENAISSANCE FAIRS, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be Lesbian. (well...)

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.

I love MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I do BALLET, so I MUST be girly, like the colour pink, and hate tomboys.

I like to listen to CHRISTIAN MUSIC, so I MUST hate metal rock and people who listen to it.

I'm a FIGURE SKATER, so I MUST like pretty dresses, classic music, hate eating and is a sissy.

I like to READ, so I MUST do nothing except read. (That is kind of true...)

I don't agree with CONFORMING, so I MUST act all freaky and be loud.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST like to talk about crushes, dolls, not getting dirty, and parties.

I never have a CRUSH on a guy (/girl), so I MUST be lesbian (/gay).

I don't believe in DATING TOO SOON, so I MUST hate people who date.).

I don't like YAOI/YURI so I MUST be a homophobe.

I DON'T want to date until I reach driving age, so I MUST be brainwashed by my parents.

I'm a PRETEEN, so I MUST want to have a boyfriend(/girlfriend) already.

I'm FEMALE, so I MUST have long hair.

I don't STUDY much but still get STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST be cheating.

I'm WELL-TO-DO, so I MUST be snotty.

I'm going to HAWAII FOR CHRISTMAS, so I MUST shove it in everyone's faces.

I don't think VEGETARIANISM makes sense, so I MUST think all vegetarians are hippies.

I have a DEEPISH voice, so I MUST be emo.

I'm easily ANNOYED, so I MUST be bratty.

I'm NULL, so I MUST hate everyone.

I'm a HUMAN, so I MUST be labeled.


I'm AGNOSTIC, so I MUST treat Christians like crap. (Nah I'm pretty laid back lmao)

I'm NOT EMO, so I MUST be a loser.

I get NOSTALGIC, so I MUST be childish.

I'm OKLAHOMAN, so I MUST love rodeos.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST love horses.

I'm OKLAHOMAN, so I MUST talk like those people in Western movies.

I'm a SWIMMER, therefore I MUST be a lifeguard.

I'm a LIFEGUARD, therefore I MUST be a slut for performing mouth-to-mouth CPR.

I'm a GYMNAST, therefore I MUST be a whore.

I don't TALK ABOUT SEX all day,i therefore I MUST be stupid. (I'm only 16...)

I'm POLISH, therefore MUST be an idiot.

I don't buy DESIGNER CLOTHES, therefore I MUST be poor. (Or maybe 'cuz I'm not going to waste my money on their crap clothes)

My parents are DIVORCED, therefore I MUST be mentally unstable.

I grew up with a SMOKER/ALCOHOLIC/DRUG ADDICT, therefore I MUST be one myself.

I think STRING ORCHESTRA is better than band, therefore I MUST be an out-of-date geek.

I'm a serious CROSSPLAYER, therefore I MUST crossdress in real life and be gay/lesbian.

I'm from CHICAGO/NEW YORK, therefore I MUST own a gun. (I don't think I've ever seen a real gun in person before.)

I'm from CHICAGO/NEW YORK, therefore I MUST always worry about being shot. (I've never lived there, but my grandma lives there and I visit her on occasions.)

I have a MENTAL disorder, therefore I MUST be stupid.

I lived/grew up with somebody with a MENTAL disorder, therefore I must have problems like theirs.

I've fallen in love with a good FRIEND, therefore I MUST have never only liked them as a friend.

I've fallen in love with a FRIEND of the SAME GENDER, therefore I MUST be a homosexual slut.

I have almost KILLED someone, therefore I MUST be a murderer intent on destroying everyone.

I've almost/have been ARRESTED, therefore I MUST be a desperate, psychotic bitch.

I have had SUICIDAL thoughts, therefore I MUST be emo and depressed.

I have had SUICIDAL thoughts, therefore I MUST be insane and deranged

I HAVE BEEN BULLIED, so I MUST BE A LOSER. (Haven't we all been down that road before?)

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems. (It depends on who you are and what you want to know, I guess.)

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Every Fangirl's Dream by UltimateOtakuGirl100 reviews
Modern-day. When a wish breaches the heavens, the Triforce grants the wishes of every Link fangirl on the entire planet. Now, every fangirl in the world has their own Link following them around! Watch what happens for one of these fangirls when she wakes up one day to see the Hero in her house... Link/OC, rated T just in case. Limited OC requests currently being accepted.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,419 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/24/2014 - Published: 1/5/2013 - [Link, OC]
The Last Skychild by Dying Reader reviews
A young hero with the fate of Hyrule in his hands... A young girl who dreams of the sky, but doesn't know why... An evil force that threatens all that is and will be... This is the story of two destinies, intertwined across earth and sky with an outcome even the goddesses won't see coming. A story during the course of Twilight Princess and chronicles Link's journey. LinkxOC
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,132 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/27/2014 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Link
To The Extreme by amanda5500 reviews
When depression hits Alex, she goes to the extreme.
Modern Family - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,349 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/27/2014 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Alex D., Claire D., Phil D., Haley D.
Already Dead Inside by A Writer With Mixed Interests reviews
When Brian thinks that he has nothing left to live for, he does the unthinkable. The rest of the family does not handle it well. *Requested by IHaveFishiesSwimmingInMyBelly.*
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/17/2014 - Brian G., Meg G., Stewie G. - Complete
Mixing Cables by Shadow Smith reviews
Phil tries to impress Jay by setting up his new HD TV, but ends up destroying Jay's TV in the process. Disappointed, Jay decides to punish Phil for what he's done. Contains spanking
Modern Family - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Phil D., Jay P. - Complete
Swimming Lessons by Metal Chocobo reviews
'It's not my fault I've never had a swimming lesson,' Link thought bitterly as he scratched his arms. 'I've never lived in an area that actually had enough water to swim in it.' Unfortunately, swimming is a national graduation requirement. AU, Zelink
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,124 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Gay Love by SlashLover93 reviews
Ponyboy and Johnny are in love with each other, but gay love is forbidden, and no one will accept them, not even their closet friends. What will they do? Will they keep their love locked up?...Or will they find a way to be together? Slash.
Outsiders - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,909 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Ponyboy C., Johnny C. - Complete
The Perfect Battle by St. Minority reviews
Some questions are meant to be asked. It's how some people are possibly saved. lengthy oneshot, could be taken as slash. warning: depression, blood, cuts....
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,533 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Complete
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Punishment reviews
Fed up at Grell's incompetence and failure at being a proper butler, Tanaka takes matters into his own hands.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/15/2015 - Grell S., Tanaka - Complete
The Darkest Sun reviews
The Sun is the brightest star in the galaxy. It's sometimes used to symbolize happiness and fun times. Sodapop Curtis was like the sun- happy go lucky and carefree. But behind the mask was a very unhappy boy with a secret. Sodapop is gay and despises himself for it. He is the darkest sun. Rated T for self harm and mild swearing.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,877 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/2/2015 - Published: 1/15/2015 - Sodapop C.
Painful Secrets reviews
This is what it had come to. Cutting. While Mitchell is trying to kill the pain, he could end up killing himself. Rated T for self harm, suicidal thoughts/actions and eating disorders. May be triggering.
Modern Family - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,256 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/12/2015 - Published: 1/7/2014 - Mitchell P.
Finally Falling reviews
Felix loved Tamora Jean Calhoun...or so he thought. Felix never thought he'd be falling in love with a close friend of his.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 10/25/2014 - Wreck-It Ralph, Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun
He's Not Real reviews
"Everyone knew him as carefree and loving, but only I knew him as cruel and hating." Colette's secret abused and shocking life as Soda's girlfriend.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Sodapop C.
Fallen Hero reviews
Link, after returning to Ordon, fell into a depression that took over him completely. Nobody needed him anymore. He was a murderer. CONTAINS: Suicide and self harm (cutting).
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,702 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Link
Help reviews
Ilia knew something wasn't right with Link when they returned to Ordon. She knew what he was up to, but she just didn't know what to do until it was too late. Takes place after Twilight Princess. Rated T for mild swearing, violent and graphic themes, suicide, and self harm/mutilation (cutting).
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,460 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Link, Ilia