Author has written 7 stories for Outsiders, Legend of Zelda, Modern Family, Wreck-It Ralph, and Kuroshitsuji.
Yo. My name is Jeremy Cristof (JC) and I'm almost 18. I'm a senior in high school. I am addicted to theatre, writing, reading, The Outsiders/That Was Then, This Is Now, piercings, and the anime Black Butler. I have my nose pierced and I have 8 earrings in my left ear and 7 in my right (for now).
REDHEADS HAVE MORE FUN! (even though I'm not a natural redhead, but shhh...)
I am a trans male and demisexual.
*FUN FACTS ABOUT ME*
-My favorite season is winter even though I was born in the summer.
-I LOVE The Outsiders. It literally changed my life.
-I love both dogs and cats.
-I have Categelophobia which is the fear of being ridiculed.
-I love laughing :D
-I think learning new languages is cool.
-I want to study professional acting in college.
-I like all kinds of music from classical to reggae (took me awhile to like it haha) and rock to gospel.
-I have two dogs. One is a 4 year old male terrier/mix that I named Jasper from Family Guy and a female harrier/basset hound/beagle mix who is 5 years old that I kind of helped name Sadie.
-I have a female orange tabby who is 5 named Abby from The Babysitters Club series.
-I am a vegetarian
-I like pointing out stupid stuff/things that doesn't sense on TV. (I don't know if this made sense.)
-I can fit my entire fist in my mouth.
-I tan easily.
-I love animals.
-I refuse to drink any sodas that aren't diet.
-I hate ice in my drinks (except water).
-I love coffee and tea, but I refuse to drink coffee unless if its low or non fat and it has artificial sweetener instead of sugar in it.
-I'm somewhat lactose intolerant.
-I refuse to drink milk that isn't fat free.
-I get creeped out when I see someone sleeping or I have to spend the night in the same room with someone. (Don't ask me why.)
-I'm an early bird and a night owl.
-I love owls. (Once I heard an owl outside my bedroom window and I nearly knocked over a table running to hear it better, haha).
-I hate going to the movies. I'd rather wait until it's on Netflix or on demand
WOW. That's a lot. Okay, now onto my physical description and personality.
I'm 5'2. I have slightly tanned skin. My NATURAL hair color was dark blonde. I dye it red and flat iron my hair. I have bangs and cut my own hair sometimes. My hair falls to my shoulders. My legs are very pale because I don't wear shorts that often. I usually wear nail polish. My nail polish is most likely going to be black so it always matches what I wear. I put on a glitter top coat, though. My eyes are a goldish, greenish brown color. I do wear makeup. I wear eyeliner, mascara, eyeshadow and foundation. I wear the same shade of eyeshadow (sliver) all the time. I only take about 20 minutes to put on my makeup. I really like the brand Hard Candy (but not their eyeliner). I wear bronzer, too. I don't like lipstick all that much. My nose is pierced on the left side. I rarely put a hoop it, although I do own some. I usually wear a small stud. I have 6 earrings in each ear.
I talk a lot. Usually I don't talk about anything in particular. I'm not the best decision maker in the world. I'm very smart and funny (or at least I try to be). I hate being in complete silence during meals and such. I'm polite. I do not like to start fight or be in them. I hate lying to people. I'm great at keeping secrets and I try hard not to break promises. I don't like talking on the phone. I prefer FaceTime or Skype or something. I'll even text before I talk on the phone. I am not a very patient person (lol). I love to laugh and it doesn't take much to get me to laugh.
Well, I guess that's about it. Please read and review my stories! And please give me constructive criticism!!
Bold ones are all that apply.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. (I'm part Guatemalan & Cuban)
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart. (I'm part Russian)
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. (This one is kind of funny.)
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm JAMAICAN so I must smoke weed.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. (*stifles a giggle* These stereotypes, I mean OMG..)
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big peter.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (Oh, c'mon now...not everyone involved in theatre arts is gay *blushes deeply and hides face*)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. (I say this to a lot of people: I wouldn't eat my dogs or cat, so why would I eat other animals?)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (I really don't understand this one, but I do wear what I want.)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
I'm a girl that actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I hang out with TEEN DRINKERS/SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I'm CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST hate gay people.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over-controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over-controlling and a bitch.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.
I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled. (Nope. Not spoiled.)
I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep. (Sheep are kinda cute:3 )
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (I'm sure a lot of us on this site are young writers and not all of us are emo...)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUN HAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. (my great aunt does this...)
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and a MURDERER! (WTF?)
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. (I do love tea, haha ;) )
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.
I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek. (I'm just naturally good with computers...)
I'm NOT RELIGIOUS so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god.
I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports.
I am a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have controlling friends
I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work
I am not EMO, so I MUST be uncool.
I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird. (What?)
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween.
I am POOR, so I MUST not have good hygiene.
I am a HOUSEWIFE, so I MUST have no self respect.
I consider myself 'NORMAL', so I MUST be boring.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippie. (I feel weird saying I don't care about the environment.)
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall, blonde, blue-eyed lesbian.
I like READING, so I MUST be a Loner. (If I didn't like reading then why would I be on this site?)
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast (I rarely curse. Some of my fics might have cursing in it, though.)
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be white.
I SPOT AND CORRECT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard/bitch.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENAISSANCE FAIRS, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be Lesbian. (well...)
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.
I love MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I do BALLET, so I MUST be girly, like the colour pink, and hate tomboys.
I like to listen to CHRISTIAN MUSIC, so I MUST hate metal rock and people who listen to it.
I'm a FIGURE SKATER, so I MUST like pretty dresses, classic music, hate eating and is a sissy.
I like to READ, so I MUST do nothing except read. (That is kind of true...)
I don't agree with CONFORMING, so I MUST act all freaky and be loud.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST like to talk about crushes, dolls, not getting dirty, and parties.
I never have a CRUSH on a guy (/girl), so I MUST be lesbian (/gay).
I don't believe in DATING TOO SOON, so I MUST hate people who date.).
I don't like YAOI/YURI so I MUST be a homophobe.
I DON'T want to date until I reach driving age, so I MUST be brainwashed by my parents.
I'm a PRETEEN, so I MUST want to have a boyfriend(/girlfriend) already.
I'm FEMALE, so I MUST have long hair.
I don't STUDY much but still get STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST be cheating.
I'm WELL-TO-DO, so I MUST be snotty.
I'm going to HAWAII FOR CHRISTMAS, so I MUST shove it in everyone's faces.
I don't think VEGETARIANISM makes sense, so I MUST think all vegetarians are hippies.
I have a DEEPISH voice, so I MUST be emo.
I'm easily ANNOYED, so I MUST be bratty.
I'm NULL, so I MUST hate everyone.
I'm a HUMAN, so I MUST be labeled.
I LISTEN TO ROCK MUSIC, so I MUST be a rebel.
I'm AGNOSTIC, so I MUST treat Christians like crap. (Nah I'm pretty laid back lmao)
I'm NOT EMO, so I MUST be a loser.
I get NOSTALGIC, so I MUST be childish.
I'm OKLAHOMAN, so I MUST love rodeos.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST love horses.
I'm OKLAHOMAN, so I MUST talk like those people in Western movies.
I'm a SWIMMER, therefore I MUST be a lifeguard.
I'm a LIFEGUARD, therefore I MUST be a slut for performing mouth-to-mouth CPR.
I'm a GYMNAST, therefore I MUST be a whore.
I don't TALK ABOUT SEX all day,i therefore I MUST be stupid. (I'm only 16...)
I'm POLISH, therefore MUST be an idiot.
I don't buy DESIGNER CLOTHES, therefore I MUST be poor. (Or maybe 'cuz I'm not going to waste my money on their crap clothes)
My parents are DIVORCED, therefore I MUST be mentally unstable.
I grew up with a SMOKER/ALCOHOLIC/DRUG ADDICT, therefore I MUST be one myself.
I think STRING ORCHESTRA is better than band, therefore I MUST be an out-of-date geek.
I'm a serious CROSSPLAYER, therefore I MUST crossdress in real life and be gay/lesbian.
I'm from CHICAGO/NEW YORK, therefore I MUST own a gun. (I don't think I've ever seen a real gun in person before.)
I'm from CHICAGO/NEW YORK, therefore I MUST always worry about being shot. (I've never lived there, but my grandma lives there and I visit her on occasions.)
I have a MENTAL disorder, therefore I MUST be stupid.
I lived/grew up with somebody with a MENTAL disorder, therefore I must have problems like theirs.
I've fallen in love with a good FRIEND, therefore I MUST have never only liked them as a friend.
I've fallen in love with a FRIEND of the SAME GENDER, therefore I MUST be a homosexual slut.
I have almost KILLED someone, therefore I MUST be a murderer intent on destroying everyone.
I've almost/have been ARRESTED, therefore I MUST be a desperate, psychotic bitch.
I have had SUICIDAL thoughts, therefore I MUST be emo and depressed.
I have had SUICIDAL thoughts, therefore I MUST be insane and deranged
I HAVE BEEN BULLIED, so I MUST BE A LOSER. (Haven't we all been down that road before?)
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems. (It depends on who you are and what you want to know, I guess.)