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Affinity by Raven and Writing Desks reviews
No matter their form or location, the attraction they feel for the other remains the same. AU Anthology. Sasusaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,400 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 10/31/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
a n t h o l o g y by SasuSaku Forever and Ever reviews
o85: Today, while I was hot and waited for Sasuke to come back, I sent him a few seductive texts. He responded back by telling me that I shouldn't text while drunk so early in the day. I wasn't drunk at all then, but I really needed a drink then. FML.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 85 - Words: 272,703 - Reviews: 1725 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Quietus by AngeLhearteD reviews
When first he laid eyes upon her, he thought her the very personification of spring. He watches, from the depths of shadow; waiting to steal her away from the land of the living. Waiting to make her Queen of the Dead. Hades/Persephone retold. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 568,649 - Reviews: 6683 - Favs: 2,749 - Follows: 2,658 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Love and in War by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. The first time I met Prince Sasuke was the night he saved my life. I never thought I would see him again, and I certainly never expected to fall in love with him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 73,342 - Reviews: 1854 - Favs: 1,300 - Follows: 1,462 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
My Friend, My Vampire Lover by Darkwolf259 reviews
Sasuke and Sakura have been friends sence suke has to leave to be with his clan but says he'll be BACK.He does come back 10 years later.BUT not the sweet boy Sakura knew.He is evil,twisted and WANTS Sakura for his own! Short spin chapter. I M BACK!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 36 - Words: 103,624 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 10/24/2014 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Quietus: The Appendices by AngeLhearteD reviews
A collection of companion readings for the main storyline featured in Quietus. Includes character lists and outtakes. WARNING: Contains potential spoilers. Do NOT read chapter 1 if you wish to keep guessing the identities of certain characters! UPDATE: 16/10/14 Outtake scene: Alternate first meeting between Sasuke and Sakura - Masquerade.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,273 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 4/6/2012
Back In Business by Tiger Priestess reviews
Itachi was there when Mikoto was playing matchmaker for Sasuke and Sakura, but how will he handle his mother when she's trying to hook him up with that special someone? It's Sasuke's turn to laugh. "Mikoto Plays Matchmaker" side-story, implied SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,058 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/6/2014 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Itachi U.
Shelter from the Rain by SmilesLasting reviews
sasusaku; Unexpectedly, she fell in love with his bloody kisses. Vampire AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 31 - Words: 113,312 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 8/6/2014 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
100 Prompts: Drabbles and Short Stories by sincerelyLen reviews
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away." - #42. Swoon - "You're bleeding all over my carpet." Sasuke/Sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,978 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Like a Star by WastingWishes reviews
Sakura is yet to know that her closest penpal is actually the all famous singer Uchiha Sasuke, she'd definitely have fun I'm sure. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,838 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Sakura and Sasuke's Tutoring Sessions by TeddyBearHugs reviews
When school heartthrob and basketball captain Uchiha Sasuke is secretly crushing on the class nerd Sakura, he gets her to tutor him so he could finally tell her how he feels. AU. OOC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,282 - Reviews: 1981 - Favs: 1,081 - Follows: 1,039 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Echoes by Rebirth of the Phoenix reviews
"Find me a girl who doesn't like me for my looks and then we'll talk." Sasuke Uchiha is about to realise that love waits for no man, and that it can, quite literally, bump into you when you least expect it. Sasusaku AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 79,735 - Reviews: 858 - Favs: 932 - Follows: 1,031 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Slave Girl by Lexi201 reviews
Vampires and demons rule,while the humans are at the bottom.Sasuke,a stoic vampire prince meets Sakura,a kind hearted slave.He forms a bond to her that drives his senses wild with hunger and passion.Her beating heart keeps him alive;she's his life line.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,734 - Reviews: 859 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
almost infidelity by hangmeuptodry reviews
AU. "You deserve to be kissed. Often, and by someone who knows how." Seeing her with that Royal Whirlpool Idiot made him want to show her what a real man was like. –SSM2013
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,948 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Vogue by Lexi201 reviews
After an accident,Sakura is forced to become the assistant of famous international model,Sasuke Uchiha.He's the rich handsome Adonis,she's the smart middle class girl next door.He makes fun of her,she insults his ego.Looks like Sasuke's met his match!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,915 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Curse by sincerelyLen reviews
Team 7 is unexpectedly assigned an S-Ranked Mission involving an unsolved mystery of 10 years. An eerie adventure that will test their teamwork, strengths, and greatest fears. Do you believe in Curses? SasuSaku minor NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 31 - Words: 262,017 - Reviews: 1444 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Nothing But Time by Unicorn Paige reviews
Sasuke, Sakura, and the ups and downs of being in a relationship. Drabble series. SasuSaku. Post-canon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 11,914 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Clandestine Deeds by Asha3 reviews
SasuSaku. Pursued by automaton guards in the cloistered Aeropolis of New Eden, Sasuke was just trying to survive and escape. He didn't count on finding Sakura who effortlessly makes all his priorities goes awry. Steampunk!Naruto Universe. Written for SasuSaku Month 2012.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,688 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
fantastisk by reviee reviews
100fanfic challenge! number fourteen: SasuSaku. Post-canon. He never meant to come back, but they brought him back anyway.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,368 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Because I Love You by flowerslut reviews
He lifted his arm, not to attack, but to show her his power. The power he had to destroy, to kill. The power he had that could take her life at any given moment. He was not her friend; he was her enemy. "It's okay," she said in the cold hard voice, "I wasn't planning on surviving this fight anyways." Rated T for violence. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,108 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Fractured Fairytale: Falling Into History by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. Sometimes you just can't help it. Sometimes you just fall out of love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,926 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Kingdom of Aiglatsia by Lucretia Angulus reviews
Sakura, a peasant girl, stumbles across a near-dead soldier from a foreign place. She nurses him back to health, but his presence brings grave danger, forcing her to abandon everything she knows and to uncover who she really is. SasuSaku AU, R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,527 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Roommates by Sakura's Unicorn reviews
Naruto's idea of drawing colored stones to get a roommate on Team Seven's mission sounded okay. But when Sakura drew a black stone, Sasuke's world turned upside-down. Post-canon SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,511 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Genetics by JinnySkeans reviews
Sasuke reflects on the ultimate Uchiha curse: that of being really, really, ridiculously good-looking. One man's journey to protect his children from their own physical attractiveness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,495 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 86 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Admiration by XxUchihaCherryBlossomxX reviews
"This is my fiance, Uchiha Sasuke." "F-fiance?" He sputtered.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/28/2012 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Bride of the Water God by writer4everr reviews
All we did was touch hands! But somehow that resulted in me, Sakura Haruno, a mortal girl, being the bride to the Water God, Sasuke Uchiha. *sigh* goddesses, witches, and an extremely handsome god are all too much for a mortal to handle. SASUSAKU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 36 - Words: 98,094 - Reviews: 1304 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
officer officer tell me the truth by songs reviews
AU. Sakura gets pulled over by Officer Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/23/2012 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Perfect Porcelain by DeepPoeticGirl reviews
/SasuSaku/ They were nineteen and nervous. They were twenty and hormonal. They were twenty-one and crazy about each other. This is the evolution of their bond after his return. Post-canon. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 51 - Published: 8/2/2012 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Fine Dining by myfavoriteloser reviews
It's kind of hard to impress your girlfriend's parents when her brother won't stop making eyes at you from across the dinner table
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Coexisting by neon kun reviews
Vampires and Humans coexist. Her own hatred denies the feelings that rose and her mind appeases. He did not need a perfect romance. He only wanted her to be by his side. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,439 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 2/8/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Milk Maiden by Izabella the Se7enth reviews
Deep is the mark that embeds itself in her chest. But she smiles, for deeper is the mark that he hast cast upon her. For StormDragon666's oneshot contest
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,839 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
girl gamer by ohwhatsherface reviews
The members of Team Seven were competitive about everything... EVERYTHING.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 42 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Join Skype! by sophisticate reviews
AU. Crack. In which our little Avenger makes a Skype account. Twoshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
To Kill a Spider by ToxiNeena reviews
Because, really, who threw a shoe in hopes of killing a spider, and not only missed it, but somehow broke her nose in the process? Well, her. That was who.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,916 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hot Water by WellHowAboutThat reviews
It's all a little more thrilling when there's a possibility of being caught. It all started with Sakura's simple mistake of entering the wrong section of the bath house. SasuSaku Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,347 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 126 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Apples by Shinrin94-XIII reviews
"You completed many S-ranked missions and why, pray tell, do you still hate apples?" Oh yes, Sasuke hated apples ever since he was a kid. One-shot. Non-massacre.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Laying Claim by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. An ancient law in Konoha permits people from prominent clans to buy people who aren't from clans at all. Unfortunately, Sakura just refused to believe it until her mentor confirmed that, yes, she was now owned by Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,610 - Reviews: 3351 - Favs: 4,030 - Follows: 2,455 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Brother's Keeper by JanuaryEclipses reviews
Everything I've done has been for you, Sasuke. Itachi-centric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,412 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fight For Something Precious by Sakura's-Perverted-Inner reviews
Never, and I mean NEVER, let your vampire husband impregnate you. Murderous immortals, Instincts, pervertedness, and poor pregnant me who's just going with the flow. "Do not make me belly-bash you, I promise that you will fly without wings" Sequel to Bite
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,596 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Colors Of Life by Nanaka-Chan reviews
A vampire without a mate is a death sentence, carried out by the hunters. No emotion, no colors, just emptiness. I know I am close, close to going mad. So why does the smell cherry blossoms give me hope? Sas/Sak
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
TextualHealing by ObsessiveBrunette reviews
Insert winkyface here. In which Sakura gets a new phone and Sasuke's thumbs are just too damn big. Oneshot SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dear Annie by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. Sakura is excellent about giving others advice about their love life, but she is absolutely clueless when it comes to her own!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 102,556 - Reviews: 1696 - Favs: 1,335 - Follows: 931 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Complete
Motivation On Ice by easilyobsessedctc reviews
Sakura finally thinks of a way to get her boyfriend of seven months to take her ice skating, and it works! But at what price must she pay? No plan ever falls perfectly into place. SasuSaku - Oneshot - Rated for language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,688 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
something by finish line reviews
Sasuke/Sakura. AU. "What the hell are you doing, Sasuke Uchiha?" demanded Sakura, gaping at the man before her. Sasuke smirked. "Making you mine, idiot."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Last One by AngeLhearteD reviews
I am the last one. Neither living nor dead, a shell of what I once was. But somehow, regardless, you always find my heartbeat. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,928 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
To Have and To Hold by uchiha.s reviews
Years after his return to Konoha, it seems all Sasuke's friends are getting married. When he makes the mistake of complaining about the ANBU guards that must accompany him to every wedding, Sasuke gets saddled with something far scarier: Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,940 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Cas' Milkshake by zeppx reviews
It brings all the boys to the yard.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 1,247 - Follows: 90 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Ramen and Babies by candylit reviews
'Sakura chan, you've gotten FAT' She falcon punched him. 'Actually dobe,' Sasuke smirked. 'She's pregnant. With an Uchiha.' 'WHAT' NaruHina SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
His Wishes by sincerelyLen reviews
Uchiha Sasuke made two wishes. -SasuSaku Month-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Abduction by canicide reviews
SASUSAKU. Sasuke has dirt all over his clothes, and Naruto thinks girls dig that rugged sexy look. If not, girls dig Sasuke either way. A story in which Sasuke is kidnapped, bound, and blindfolded just to meet a blind date.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
False Rumor by ani.tenshi reviews
Sasuke never thought that he would be angered by some stupid rumor, but when he stumbles upon some proof he is too shocked to acknowledge it as reality. He will make sure that Sakura belongs with him and not some random idiot! *One-Shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,084 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/31/2011 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Heavenly Maiden by firevixen73 reviews
Sakura has been asked by Kakashi for a certain favor, one involving her old classmate Sasuke Uchiha. She of course refuses but friends can be annoyingly persistent when they want to be. Honestly hasn't anyone heard of minding their own business?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,276 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hide and Seek by BlushingLotus reviews
"I was sent to protect you," he huffed once he found her again. "I'm not going to play hide and seek with you across the country side. Quit being stubborn." Fluff.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,024 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 66 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A cake in the face by Seirei no Ryuu reviews
Team 7 has one goal: Make Sasuke eat cake. Why? Because it's his birthday.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
you're lucky i love you by KillerMay reviews
SASUSAKU; Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML. One-shot; drabble.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Color Theory by BlueGreenApples reviews
Canon. SasuSaku. Red was the color of passion, womanhood. Pink was the shade of little girls and delicate things. Next to Karin, Sakura felt like a washed-out imitation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 95,052 - Reviews: 2830 - Favs: 2,818 - Follows: 2,395 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Photo Shoot by NaruSasuNaruLover reviews
Sometimes the person you fall in love with is the last person you'd expect. Naruto never thought he'd fall for Sasuke; will having to work together change his mind? NaruSasu KyuuItaKyuu AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 67,223 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
tell me a love story by Neon Genesis reviews
AU. In which Sakura writes a novel, and Sasuke tries not to be amused when she imitates a blowfish. "Remember when you promised to never, ever abandon me?" Sasuke remembers no such thing, but he is missing the point. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,426 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
As Long As There Is A Moon by Embers N Ashes reviews
A long the course of history vampires have stuck to the shadows, watching the human race. The Council's laws restricting them from interacting with humans. But what happens when one falls in love? Will the laws crumble or remain? SasuSaku Minor Naruhina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,172 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Spitfire by Asha3 reviews
Aladdin had it easy. Three wishes and that's it, no catch. Sakura, however, wasn't as lucky. Alternate Universe. Sasusaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Revolution by the general girl reviews
He was sent to protect her, but Sakura couldn't help but think that her dark savior was just as dangerous as those who sought to pry the kingdom from her cold, dead hands. — SasuSaku, AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,513 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The First by DeepPoeticGirl reviews
/SasuSaku/ "Now, do tell why Uzumaki called to announce this engagement of yours."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,086 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 12/13/2008 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
SNAFU by Le Requiem reviews
Sakura always hated using the bathroom at these swanky soirees...in which Sasuke finds himself shopping for bullet proof panty liners in a tux. Assassinations and building jumps ensue. Not to mention a towel scene. — SasuSaku, AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,833 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Crescent Moon by Tiger Priestess reviews
AU -SasuSaku- She bore the mark of the silver crescent moon. She was the one they all searched for. He searched for. But what he didn't expect was for her to steal his cold heart. First vampire fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,521 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Little Cherry Blossom by SilverEyeShinobi reviews
When Sakura, a mermaid, falls in love with Sasuke, a human, and her mother is the Queen of the Sea who despises humans with a passion, you know things are going to go well. Spinoff of the Disney movie The Little Mermaid. Main SasuSaku, slight NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,417 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Art of Seduction by Cherry Kunoichi reviews
Kakashi teaches our two favorite males of Team Seven how to win a woman's heart and its uses on the field…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Leave it to Technology to Screw You Over by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
When Sasuke barrows Itachi's phone to sex Sakura things get out of hand. What he doesn't know is that Naruto also asked Sakura if he could barrow her phone to sext Hinata. Two phones, two boys and one cruel turn of fate. R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,017 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
There For You by SasuSaku Forever and Ever reviews
Sakura began to cry at her best friend's comfort. "I don't know what I'd do without you, Sasuke-kun." He held her tight in his arms and kissed her forehead. "You'll never know."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Elevator Blues by cutecrazyice reviews
A scared girl and an impatient boy in a long elevator ride. What could happen? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Shopping by EmilyEphebiphobia reviews
Sasuke takes a trip to the store. "Look! Teme! I'm Sakura-chan!" He gestures to the large round melons stuffed up his shirt. CRACK. NaruSasu Friendship If you count beating up Naruto Minor SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Seducing My Killer by Asha3 reviews
Cold excitement slithered down Sasuke's spine. It's her. She is the one he needs. SasuSaku AU Three-shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,035 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Eternally by Asha3 reviews
AU SasuSaku. Pointy hats, dungbombs, and Firewhiskey. In which Sakura is a made of wits and Sasuke is cunning by any means necessary to achieve his ends. "No, Sakura," he chuckled darkly. "This is not anger. Anger cannot feel this good."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,621 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Eulogy for an Angel by xiMaryFairy reviews
His face closed into hers, his nose gliding along her jawline. "I'll always be there for you," Her green eyes looked up to him, love evident. "Forever and ever?" He landed a small kiss on her nose. "Hand in hand," One girl and one gangster makes life. SXS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 54,105 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
the magic words by azurelegance reviews
...and Karin didn't take notice of Sasuke when she mentioned the pink hair. /drabble. Sasusaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Something Tangible by AngeLhearteD reviews
Their eyes met. They had done so many times before. But this time, somehow, they both sensed it was different. One hopes. The other denies. Fate, and a few friends, conspire. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 73,826 - Reviews: 866 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Santa Uchiha by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
"I still won't wear it." "It's red." "So?" "Red's your color." What if Sasuke dressed up as Santa Claus for the sake of his Family. Christmas fic. R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,306 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ladies' Man by xxPiggyBankxx reviews
"Holla at me girl, can I hit that from the front?" *Insert awkward silence* "Are you sure this is a ladies' man phrase, Sasuke?" "Oh yeah, Lee...you'll definitely win Sakura this way.." Oh my. Other pairings included
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,732 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
secret santa by SasuSaku Forever and Ever reviews
All Sakura really wants for Christmas is Sasuke. Maybe Santa can give it to her, and for her only.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Last Will and Testament of Uzumaki Naruto by BlushingLotus reviews
Naively manipulated into believing his death may be imminent, Naruto starts to enforce his will while he's still alive… much to Sasuke and Sakura's dismay. Slightly AU since Sasuke has returned. Rated for language and lemon SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,847 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 1,206 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
My Prince by sincerelyLen reviews
After a Disney Movie Marathon, Sakura begins to contemplate which Disney Prince better suits her taste in romanticism and if Fairytales truly exist… SPOILERS for Tangled
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,188 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
18 Things by cutecrazyice reviews
18 things that Uchiha Sasuke will never, ever tell you. SasuSaku, Team Seven
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 63 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
oppa! oppa! oppa! by rawrchelle reviews
Sasuke/Sakura. AU. From the outside, Uchiha Sasuke looks like the stereotypical boy that needs counseling. On the inside, he's actually a softie that likes Korean girl bands.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,787 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Don't Judge A Book By It's Cover by cutelittleuchihagurl reviews
Sakura: School Nerd. Sasuke: School Bully. NightRave: Sakura's mysterious online bff. What happens when Sakura finds out who NightRave really is and what Sasuke isn't? Highschool fic. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,503 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sponge Bath by Sasukeluva 4eva reviews
Sakura never thought so much could happen whilst soaking in a hot sponge bath... GRAPHIC lemons, sponge implied foreplay, other 'bath implement' implied foreplay, various different positions, please read and review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,771 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 73 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Sasuke Diet by eskeflowne reviews
Sex with Sasuke can make you thin?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Prince Charming by TwilightUchiha24 reviews
"It didn't work." "Maybe he's broke?" What happens when the kiss of true love doesn't turn your frog into a prince?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,363 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Nothing to Prove by IneffablyKT reviews
Sasuke and Naruto are back from a mission and Naruto wants to 'discuss' something with Sasuke. The subject? Sasuke's sexual orientation. Sasuke denies being gay, but Naruto wants some serious proof. What does he have to do to prove he's straight? Sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,377 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Misunderstanding In A Hotel Reservation by DeepPoeticGirl reviews
/SasuSaku/ A misunderstanding led to complications. Sasuke Uchiha could not handle complications right now. Not between them. But there was no way in hell that he was going to sleep on the floor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,602 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/6/2010 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Hot Line by Hybrid Fantasy reviews
Funny one-shot. In which Shrek, Jacob, Prince of Persia, Big Foot, Harry Potter's english tea-bags, Pinocchio and more colide. Naruto proves his straighness by calling hotline. Sasuke needs a cold shower. And Sakura catches them. Review Please.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,929 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Series of Special Occasions by Point of Departure reviews
/SasuSaku AU drabbles/ 3: "If I'm gay, then you're gay." "No." "YES!" Naruto said, "We're like Batman and Robin... WE COMPLETE EACH OTHER!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,455 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Venom by BlushingLotus reviews
When Sakura becomes infected with a deadly poison, she must turn to one of her male teammates for a cure. That is, if she can handle the steamy antidote. Sasu/Saku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,595 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 1,326 - Follows: 146 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Angels Cry by Sasukeluva 4eva reviews
The events of Uchiha Sasuke's early life, from when he first bonds with Itachi, learned to walk, and when he finally says his first word... A ONESHOT I WROTE FOR SASUKE-KUN'S BIRTHDAY! Please R&R! :
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,816 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Unnecessary Involvement by HiddenMagic421 reviews
Ever since Naruto got a girlfriend he has been constantly trying to hook Sasuke up, much to the annoyance of the Uchiha. However, Naruto soon finds out Sasuke really doesn't need his assistance. SasuSaku and minor NaruHina. Rated T for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,512 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Streets of Chicago by Neon Genesis reviews
Chicago!verse. Gunshots, and kidnapping, and waffles. No one said being a gangster is easy. Sasuke x Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,270 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 123 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
BS of America by Esmey Robyn Goodfellow reviews
COMPLETE: Puck joins the Boy Scouts of America, against his will, and the Sisters Grimm, and the rest of the Grimm clan, celebrate the 100 years of scouting! Puckabrina.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,129 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Puck, Sabrina G. - Complete
Babyfied by Tiger Priestess reviews
Sasuke and Sakura have to babysit, but there's one problem: it's a two year old Naruto and Kakashi...well...he's a perverted five year old. Nothing will be the same for Team 7 again. Eventually SasukeSakura, possible other pairings. T for safety.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 70,365 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Girlfriend's Father Is An Ass by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
R&R "Respect. You're going to treat my daughter with respect. What? The same type of respect when she was five and you took her virginity!" "I didn't take her virginity at five you sick freak! Who in the world told you that?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,119 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bite me and I'll bite you back by Sakura's-Perverted-Inner reviews
How do you make someone love you? You kidnap them of course!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,216 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Vampire Guardian by Tiger Priestess reviews
AU -SasuSaku- Princess Sakura had always known there was an unseen guardian watching over her since she was young. She didn't know he was a vampire who sworn to protect her because he had waited for her for centuries…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,010 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 59 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Thank You Itachi by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
Sometimes all you need is a moment with your brother to figure out what to do next. "Tell her you love her Sasuke. She needs you, just like you need her." R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mikoto Plays Matchmaker by Tiger Priestess reviews
Mikoto invites Sakura over for dinner at the Uchiha household, in hopes of having a future daughter-in-law. Sasuke and Sakura, however, are completely oblivious... and an uninvited Karin is ignored. SasuSaku few-shot, Karin bashing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,583 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Raise my Baby by VanillaMostly reviews
/sasusaku/ Day 3: So they think me and Sasuke are trying to have real babies in the girl's bathroom. My. Life. Is. Over. HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Why you're my bestfriend by the pink pastel reviews
/Oneshot/ "Teme, I'm your bestfriend because I make you look good in front of Sakura-chan, and because I'm a great wingman, right?" "Hn." -and Sasuke didn't feel like denying the poor boy. That was his first mistake.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,366 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Dark by mollycoddle reviews
The Dark King reigns, his only weakness his sweetheart of the Light Kingdom. Sasusaku WILL REVISE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Threat Mail by mollycoddle reviews
- "Sasuke-kun...you know threatening these people just because they talk to me is illegal, right?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Protectiveness by SaSuSaKu909 reviews
C'mon every girl wants a overprotective boyfriend. Sasuke.....well he's beyond that
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cup Cakes by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
He stopped for a second, thinking. "I guess I like her hair too. It reminds me of Itachi's underwear with the ducks on them!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Beauty and the Beast by Aurora Ciel reviews
AU If he could learn to love another, and earn her love in return, then the curse would be lifted. If not, he would be doomed to remain a demon for all time. As the years passed, he lost all hope. For who could ever learn to love a Beast? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,930 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
word war one by the blanket reviews
Sakura and Sasuke engage in a Battle of Wits. Sadly, only one of them is armed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
10 Signs You're Falling In Love by StereotypicallyAsian reviews
“Sooooo,” she teased. “Who is it? Who’s the lucky girl to help you restore your clan?” The young man's eyes went wide. SasuSaku. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Magically SelfAdjusting Pants by JanuaryEclipses reviews
It was turning out to be a boring, mission-less summer for Team 7. That is, of course, until a pair of magical pants enters the picture. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,813 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sasuke Finding Out The Meaning Of Sex by TragedyDawl reviews
Sasuke!You have a boner!""That? I just need to go out and do some training."Sasuke replied." No, that means that you need sex."" What's sex?"“That's what you get for leaving the village to go on a revenge rampage then learning about sex.Lemon Sasu/Saku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,299 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Welcome to the Café of Youth! by Cee Head reviews
AU. SasuSaku. Oneshot. Today I met my Prince Charming. Then I impaled him on my mop, punched him in the eye, spilled hot coffee down his pants, and rear ended his car. Fml.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,903 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
McSmokey by linetteflys reviews
We’ve been working at Akatsuki General Store for two weeks, now. And when he finally DOES stop to spare me a few sweets words, they happen to be, “Stop breathing.” Fab. —SasukeSakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Stranger by lavenderkunoichi reviews
What do you get with a Dark Creature, and a willing Sakura? You get Stranger. Warning Rated M for lemons. Please Review.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,491 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Miss Vanity by Neon Genesis reviews
Chicago!verse. "Sasuke!" I wail. Leap into action, dammit. Leap! "Don't let him eat me! Do something gangster-like! Isn't that what you get paid for!" Sasuke x Sakura. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,110 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
a farmer's dozen by the blanket reviews
AU. FLUFF. CRACK. SasuSaku. In which—despite being His Own Worst Enemy—Sasuke still manages to get his mack on. “I, uh, really like the way you shuck your corn.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,638 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Me and My Gangster by Neon Genesis reviews
Let me tell you something, kids. There is no drug, not one in the world that can get you as high as walking down the streets of Chicago, holding hands with your sexy gangster boyfriend. Sequel to Chicago. Sasuke x Sakura. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,454 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 47 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Chicago by Neon Genesis reviews
When you ride the same subway every day at 4 A.M., you start to notice the same people. For example, I became nodding acquaintances with the very pretty gangster sitting four seats down from me. Alternate Universe. Sasuke x Sakura. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 87 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Pandemonium by moon strut reviews
In which Sasuke's panicking, Naruto's butt is sore, and Sakura is a pervert. "What do you want for your birthday, Sakura?" "Get me... a male stripper! One that dresses like a police man or kidnaps me!" This couldn't end well. —sasuke&sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/10/2009 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Clipped Wings by AGENT Kuma-chan reviews
For Sakuradouble, BlueGreenApples. "There is a ghost in the mansion," Sakura's mom warns her. Sakura has already met him already, the broken boy, and sometimes healing takes time and actions, a gentle touch and the knowledge that you'll be there. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,272 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Blame It On The Bed by Twigs-N-Leaves reviews
SasuSaku Oneshot - Sasuke makes Sakura angry with him and must suffer a week without her. He soon finds out what a terrible fate that is, for one who doesn't entirely know how good he has it. Rated T just in case
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,595 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sora by AGENT Kuma-chan reviews
Clipped Wings sequel. Sasuke doesn't talk too much but sometimes the littlest action can count for more than a thousand words. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,225 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Quote On Quote by Naruto-fan-Okami-chan reviews
The two minds of best friends Sasuke and Naruto unwittingly face off in an opinion to opinion battle. The subject...Sasuke and Sakura's relationship. Oh, the possibilities...and the revealed secrets. -SasuSaku--one-shot-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,672 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Lingerie Shopping by reviee reviews
Lingerie shopping wasn’t something Sasuke was supposed to do—but that’s what he got for ripping all of his fiancée’s bras. “I hate having a fiancée that’s stronger than me…” AU. CRACK. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
kiss me through the phone by the blanket reviews
CRACK // FLUFF. SasuSaku. “Sakura? Did you pass out? Yell if you’re being molested.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Book by BookWyrrm reviews
The Book. Capitals. People wrote everything in it, from what they thought of people to who they liked. And it was all anonymous. But is Sakura prepared for what one message has in store for her? SasuSaku, AU. R&R!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,012 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
I Approve, Little Brother by Crimson Tranquility reviews
While gathering water at a stream, Sakura happens to meet Sasuke’s brother, Itachi. She doesn’t know who he is, but he comes to the conclusion that she knows Sasuke. "I’ve made it my secret mission to make Sasuke-kun smile more."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,435 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Babysitter by UchihaSakura4 reviews
Sakura messes up a jutsu and the result leaves her in her 4 year old body. When Tsunade is too busy to help her, she entrusts Sakura with an excellent babysitter for the night: Sasuke. Wait, what? SasuSaku. Rated T.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,284 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Spectral Affair by MintiNeko reviews
My name is Sakura Haruno, and my dead crush's ghost keeps following me around. And no, he doesn't want closure. He wants to come back. AU. SasuSaku. Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,449 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Therapist by Michiko Kaori reviews
Sakura Haruno is famed for her clever evaluation in a couple’s relationship. But when Karin and Sasuke Uchiha are enrolled in her sessions, she's in for a surprise she never saw coming. AU. SasuSaku. Session II up. Expect slow updates.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,098 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Maid Number 167 by Dark Angelic Kitty reviews
SasuSaku AU// She was known as Maid no.167 out of 254 servants in the Uchiha household. She has a name, but only her dorky roommate knows it. He was known as the God of Sex and guess what? His name was even more popular than Jesus. Uhoh I sense chemistry.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,134 - Reviews: 1303 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 855 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
A New Beginning by Blank183 reviews
Collab with Bacatlover! "Sakura," he whispered. She looked above to see his Sharingan glowing in the dark, "I said I'm not letting you go this time."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,905 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 49 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
What She Said, What He Heard by Shinrin94-XIII reviews
A random story on how Sakura could never get their laundries done. XD SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Caught on Fire by abstractular reviews
Sasuke goes into an odd state of coma, and Sakura is the only one with the skill to get him out of it. By going inside his mind. Can she handle the thoughts and memories that the Uchiha holds?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,376 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
AMARANTH by Neko-Graphic reviews
How seriousely do you take your dreams? What about some one elses? How about when their dreams will change your life...for eternity. One-shot SasuSaku vampire fic. Blood, gore Karin bashing! Rated for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,429 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Interruptions by Michiko Kaori reviews
Sasuke and Sakura want to have their intimate alone times. But they find themselves to always be interrupted by their four year-old son as he bombards them with questions concerning their—err—suggestive positions. SasuSaku. One-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Masala Dosa by firefly reviews
Kakuzu is a slave to bargains, Hidan likes the spice of variety, and a dingy little restaurant provides a quaint intermediate between the two. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Mayday by uchiha.s reviews
AU Her father's private jet goes down and Sakura Haruno finds herself stuck in the wilderness with her gorgeous but sulky bodyguard, Sasuke Uchiha. Will love blossom or will they kill each other first? COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,961 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Locker Room Secrets by extraordinaire reviews
SasuSaku AU ONESHOT Dialogue CRACK. "Sasuke has a diary?" "It's not a diary!" "Right, sorry, I meant to say Poetry Book." "Poetry?" "I don't freaking write poetry!" What is said in the boy's locker room stays in the boy's locker room. Well, not for long.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
His locker combination by JadeMesmerizedByOnyx reviews
Sakura didn’t feel too comfortable inside that smelly, narrow locker. It would have been different if she wouldn’t be stuck though. Of course that stupid locker wouldn’t open from the inside... Sakura's stuck inside Sasuke's locker! fluffy/humor
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
April Fools by extraordinaire reviews
SasuSaku ONESHOT. A story in which everyone in Team Seven celebrates the joyous holiday of trickery, except Sasuke who finds it quite annoying when he's talking about rather important things.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Pregnant ABC's by Your Pet Peeve reviews
.:One-shot:. I, Sasuke Uchiha, will tell you how bad Sakura is when she's pregnant. In ABC form. .:SasuSaku:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Get Back Here, Dobe! by Teh Pocky Ninja reviews
One part sappy drama. One part fluff. One part pure, unbridled silliness. Fulfills all your shipping needs, conveniently rolled into a threeshot. SasXSak, about as far from serious as you can get. Enjoy, mes amies.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,262 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Black Lacy Leather Something by uchiha.s reviews
An excursion to a lingerie store gives Sakura more trouble than it was worth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Love Song by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. Finally, after years of waiting, their reunion, and how every preconceived notion they had about each other flies out the window.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,548 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Ultimate ANBU Test by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
The truth behind the lies. Hatake Kakashi, Uchiha Sasuke, and a Lie Detector Machine, all revolving in the ANBU exam. Who said the road on becoming ANBU was easy? Sasusaku. CRACK fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 82 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Wake Up, Darling by viviannnnn reviews
It's two in the morning and all he wanted was sleep but his wife really, REALLY, needed to use the bathroom. SasuSaku and mild Team7 for ohwhatsherface
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
ReWriting a Fairytale by MidnightRosebud reviews
A marriage contract was signed to seal a treaty of peace. She fell in love at first sight. In one horrifying night he was dead. The treaty still holds, but her new betrothed holds secrets behind his cold, emotionless facade.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,824 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 8/14/2007 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
The True Meaning of Christmas by iirongirl reviews
Team 7’s Christmas has never been like this, 'HOW CAN I CALM DOWN KAKA-SENSEI? Our food, Christmas lights and decorations were stolen and our tree just went up in FLAMES!.' Crack, Oneshot, Team 7, Slight SasuSaku. Merry Christmas!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,558 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Where the Heart Is by Aurora Ciel reviews
AU She was the sweet, innocent daughter of the Headmaster. He was a rebel and a rule breaker. In hopes of leading him to a better path the two are forced to spend all their time together. The one thing no one ever expected out of it was love. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,099 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Shipping Wars by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
SasuSaku. Oneshot. Because everyone has a preferred pairing, even Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 1,111 - Follows: 88 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sasuke's Dictionary by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
Let Uchiha Sasuke define the people around him for you. sasusaku. slightly crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 58 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Tough Guys Like Pink by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
[Inspired by The Eccentric Files, done with permission][Oneshot] Sasuke never let anyone touch his crayon. So, Ino couldn't help but wonder, why was her best friend getting away with it unscathed? [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 1,249 - Follows: 107 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Epic Quest for a First Date by uchiha.s reviews
Sasuke didn't realize asking Naruto for help would be a bad idea until it was too late. Now, the entire village seems to be in some way involved in 'helping' Sasuke ask Sakura out. [Threeshot] [SasuSaku] Chapter three up!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,174 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Witching Hour by firefly reviews
Uchiha Sasuke, the fearless leader of Team Hebi, finds himself in over his head when he and his team stumble upon an abandoned, bizarre little inn in the middle of a nameless forest. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,337 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 44 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1542 - Favs: 3,633 - Follows: 361 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 1237 - Favs: 1,811 - Follows: 1,137 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U./Tobi
Itachi's Bedtime Story by twitch and spaz reviews
When Sasuke can't sleep one night, Itachi tells him a story about a beautiful mythical faery. But what happens if he meets one in real life? SasuSaku OneShot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,536 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 1,755 - Follows: 158 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Carry On Dancing by firefly reviews
If Hidan ever found himself capable, he was totally going to sacrifice the Leader to his God for making him dance. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 67 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
The Haunted Portrait by JanuaryEclipses reviews
[SasuSaku] Of all the things Sakura thought she’d be, she never thought she would be stalked.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,981 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 63 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Complete
Methods of Persuasion by firefly reviews
Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 1,256 - Follows: 119 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Ad Nauseam by firefly reviews
Hidan gets food poisoning and Kakuzu helps him deal with it. Sort of. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
SASUKE: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Wicked Enough reviews
/Done with Permission/v 2.0/ Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of an UCHIHA SASUKE unit! With a little help from this manual, you'll learn the basics of feeding, bathing, and glomping an UCHIHA SASUKE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 9/25/2006 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Sakura's Nude Escapade by Aurora Ciel reviews
This is it! I'm dead! I survived the fall, but Sasuke kun is going to kill me for sure! I'm going to die with out children or clothing! Gah! Damn you towels that don't stay in place' SasuSaku One Shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,672 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Complete
Weaponry by desolate butterfly reviews
[A Team Seven crackfic] Kakashi eavesdrops on his adorable little students and overhears something that he really wishes he hadn't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 1,343 - Follows: 178 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Damn it, I love you by neon kun reviews
[SasuSaku OneShoT AUOOC] when one is confessing hisher feelings most tend to do it in the most proper and best way. But Uchiha Sasuke wasn’t like most. He was different.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,577 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Behind Those Eyes by Dark Angelic Kitty reviews
Sasuke accidentally drank a bottle of truth serum. Now he has to tell the truth! What will he answer when Sakura decides to ask him a few questions? // SasuSaku. // Short little Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 48 - Published: 7/26/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Joy Ride by firefly reviews
Still in the days when Team 7 carried out missions with Kakashi, and wind up on assignment to deliver the first and LAST car of Konoha's history with a particular quirky copynin driving. The reason why Konoha has no cars? Blame Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,871 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 77 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1735 - Favs: 4,592 - Follows: 506 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete