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Joined 03-31-12, id: 3866759, Profile Updated: 04-21-13
Author has written 7 stories for Hunger Games, Harry Potter, and Matilda.

Hello there. I am a girl with blue eyes, brown hair, and lots of really weird things going on in that part of the brain where one normally gets ideas.

I have a mild but strange obsession with blue ceiling tiles.

And I try, I really do, to be the kindest person I can possibly be.

I don't feel like telling you anything else about myself because I'm tired and I want to actually start writing now!

Ready? Okay, now I'm going to bestow upon you a new kind of logic that I use occasionally.

Chairs come from trees, trees come from forests, forests come from the ground, the ground comes from dirt, dirt comes from rocks, rocks come from boulders, boulders come from mountains, mountains come from mountain ranges, mountain ranges come from the ground, the ground comes from dirt...etc.

mountain ranges come from the Earth, the Earth comes from the Milky Way, the Milky Way comes from the Universe, the Universe comes from Everything. Therefore, chairs are Everything!

Now you've reached a Dead End, go elsewhere and find a more useful destination than my Profile. Leave me alone!

And ignore my random Capitalization of Things!

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The Shattering of Oz by Straightjacketed reviews
It would seem that a peaceful future is too much to ask when it comes to the Land of Oz, even with Glinda the Good ruling the country... Not quite a crossover, but not set entirely within Wicked's continuity.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 292,559 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Complete
Countries React! by livvykitty reviews
Is there a video on Youtube you want to see the countries react to? Here's the place! Please, no scary things or America's brain will explode and I will forever be in the panic corner, lying on my side, shaking while I cry silently in a fetal position.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,960 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Russia, Japan
The Happiest Day in Oz - Redux by tfn-fanficfan reviews
On the happiest day in Oz, Glinda the Good visits an unmarked grave. A 1st person re-write of a story I posted in 2010
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,372 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Glinda U. - Complete
This Title is a Complete Sentence by BladePixie100 reviews
Aunt Josephine's life after the events of "The Wide Window"
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,756 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Aunt Josephine - Complete
No one Mourns the Wicked by MyPretty reviews
the moment Glinda sings No one mourns the wicked.. with a very elphie twist.. I'm bad at summary's..
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Glinda U., Elphaba T. - Complete
Keep Holding On by Spaidel reviews
Johanna Mason, the girl that no one cares about, had been selected to be the female tribute in the 68th Hunger Games. Her plan was simple - act like a scared little girl, then in the Games be the killer that she had to be in order to survive. Repost.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,386 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Johanna M. - Complete
Blackbird by Delilah's Soliloquy reviews
I'd called her a canary in a coal mine, but I was wrong. Sunny and joyful, a canary would never have survived the arena. No, she was a blackbird. And now she was free.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Beetee, Wiress - Complete
Words Not Spoken by Kassandra Lorelei reviews
It is the night before the Quarter Quell and two friends spend the last few hours together, knowing it could be the last chance they ever get. Some things are best left unsaid. Beetee/Wiress.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Beetee, Wiress - Complete
Stupid Dora by p.e. mall reviews
Everyone knows about Dora- the children's TV show with the talking objects and unrealistic scenarios. Funny one-shot tribute to the stupidest TV show known.
Dora the Explorer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Complete
An Autobiography of the Mechanic as a Young Girl by shellebelle reviews
How Wiress grew up and won her Games. NEWLY EDITED AND REVISED. Enjoy!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,173 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Wiress, Beetee - Complete
Dark Apprentice by padawan lynne reviews
When Voldemort decides to take Harry Potter as his apprentice instead of killing him, the Wizarding World is in for a shock. Goodbye Harry Potter, hello Lord Raiden.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 145,043 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 749 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 11/11/2008
School Days: Preschool by Zelda12343 reviews
Coriolanus Snow and Alma Coin both want to take over the world, and what better way to start than to become teachers and get their class' support? But their class turns out to be more than they can handle... First in my School Days series. AU.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,291 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Pres. Snow, Pres. Coin
Peeta Mellark's Five Favorite Things to Bake by aimmyarrowshigh reviews
Peeta Mellark is ninety-six years old and the most beloved person in the Coal Estate, which was once – a long time ago, now – known as District 12.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,316 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Peeta M. - Complete
So You're a Masochist: the Art of Sidekicking by zooeypotter reviews
If you reckon you're tough, funny, and attractive enough for the job – or if, like me, you'd very little choice in the matter – then this book is the stylish monochrome wardrobe to your Death Eater; the hair product to your Malfoy; the... must I go on?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,278 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Person He Never Was by gethsemane342 reviews
Conflict brings out the best in some and the worst in others. Oneshot look into Marvel's Games.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Marvel, Other tributes - Complete
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Through HouseElves' Eyes reviews
This is a collab by NutsForWiress AND Reiz16. It's a sort of backstory about the main house-elves in the Harry Potter series, which would be Dobby, Kreacher, and Winky, and follows them, as well as other characters, through events that happened in the book as well as ones that we created ourselves. We're not sure about the rating yet, but we rated it T for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,485 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Dobby, Kreacher
Afterthoughts reviews
I am Wiress Jineer, and I am misunderstood. I am invisible, and I am not wanted. I am 7.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,102 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Wiress, Beetee
Reminiscence reviews
Wiress and Matilda see each other in their dreams. Matilda learns about the Hunger Games, accidently time-traveling to Panem. Then it's the Quell, and Matilda saves Wiress from dying! This is how they supported the rebellion. Doesn't follow the trilogy.
Crossover - Hunger Games & Matilda - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,001 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Wiress
Your Beautiful Shadow reviews
If Snow was secretly in love with Coin, first of all, I would be laughing hysterically, and second of all, I would write a fanfiction about it, which is this: a sonnet that Snow wrote in Coin's honor. Purposely sappy and fluffy to add to the parody :
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Pres. Snow, Pres. Coin - Complete
Extinguish My Fear reviews
A drabble of Prim's last moments, before her death by silver parachutes.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Prim E. - Complete
Sparks reviews
Wiress's thoughts before and during the Quarter Quell. The mood of the story changes very rapidly. It revolves around the theme of sunlight...if you read this, you'll know what I mean.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,616 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Wiress, Beetee
The Night Before The Quell Began reviews
This is a 4-verse poem about the night before the Quarter Quell, almost like a parody of "The Night Before Christmas". But not quite. It represents all of the characters in Catching Fire, based on the 75th Hunger Games- The 3rd Quarter Quell.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Complete