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Joined 03-31-12, id: 3867394, Profile Updated: 07-14-14
Author has written 18 stories for Harry Potter, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Angel, Aliens/Predator, Vampire Diaries, Jennifer's Body, Ginger Snaps, and Walking Dead.

ABOUT: I have a tendency to adore the bad guys in things, because I love a bit of sass and back-story.

This obviously doesn't extend to the likes of Lord Voldemort (I'm not a freak), but anyone with the smallest bit of character or attitude is likely to get my vote.

So characters like Spike (Buffy), Draco (HP), Damon (tVD) and Klaus (tVD) were all favourites literally minutes after they were introduced, and most can pretty much do no wrong in my eyes. Even though a few of them tend to do a lot of wrong on a regular basis.

FAVOURITE PAIRINGS: Spuffy, Delena, and Klaroline are currently top of the list for television at the moment, but there's more.

DISCLAIMER: Tragically, I own none of the characters I write about on here, they all belong to their respective creators. Any similarities are accidental; I promise.

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Classics by Indigo-Night-Wisp reviews
It's a classic story: Boy meets girl. Or, more accurately, one hundred-twenty plus years vampire meets sixteen year old vampire Slayer.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
The Lines That Lie Between by RadientWings reviews
Caroline Forbes was born and bred to serve the Originals, but when she is placed in Klaus' service will things go as planned? AU. Klaroline.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,525 - Reviews: 954 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 4/19/2012 - [Caroline F., Klaus] - Complete
Amaranthine by clangwee reviews
He is eternally 25. She is eternally 23. Theirs is a story centuries old but their love always remains young. AU/Oneshot
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,003 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 50 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
A Fine Romance by SpyKid18 reviews
Buffy Anne Summers, circa 1875, is brokenhearted when her lover leaves her. Determined to get him back, she asks infamous womanizer William Pratt to pretend to court her in order to grab her former lover's attention. AH Spuffy NOW COMPLETE.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 53,502 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
i would have loved you all my life by Fancy Piece of Work reviews
Caroline wakes from dying only to realise she's lost the baby she only just found out about. Major AU after 2.01. C/S bestfriendship, mentions of M/C and maybe some C/K if you squint.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,705 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Caroline F. - Complete
Eternal Love by xx-MissM-xx reviews
A simple oneshot of Elena's wedding. Please leave reviews! Its my first FanFic! : x
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Complete
Modern Pop Culture by prettylittlemills reviews
'How can you not have seen it? You're lucky i've got it upstairs' and off she went, leaving klaus to wish he hadn't said anything / klaroline fluff
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Sexy Red Heels Caroline and The Big Bad Hybrid by thehybridmikaelson reviews
Once upon a time, in the town of Mysterious Mystic Falls, there lived a girl called Sexy Red Heels Caroline. Klaroline
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Riley Finn Doesn't Hate the Doctor by secooper87 reviews
Riley Finn doesn't hate the Doctor. He really, really, really doesn't hate the Doctor. At all. Even remotely. Not one single little bit. Nope. Doesn't, doesn't, doesn't hate him. And he's certainly not at all jealous of the Doctor and Buffy.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,455 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Riley F., 11th Doctor - Complete
Too Dark, Too Loud by manitilde reviews
Everything was too loud. Season 5.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Tara M. - Complete
And Then I'll Go to Bed by shadoedseptmbr reviews
Tell me a story... A long time ago, Joyce told Buffy a fairytale.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Buffy S., Joyce S. - Complete
Close by unifilar reviews
Nick and Jess are caught in a seriously crowded elevator. Awkwardness ensues.
New Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Nick M., Jess D. - Complete
til we're old and grey by She's a Star reviews
Six things that never happened to Jenny Calendar.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,075 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Calendar, J., R. Giles - Complete
Underneath her heart by Acajou Amarth reviews
Buffy's grief for Spike is triggered by the most unlikely of people. The tale of a shanshued ex-boyfriend, Buffy's unrepressed sense of longing for someone else entirely and a platinum blonde vampire pacing outside. Spuffy oneshot, post 'Chosen'.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,136 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
A Day in the Life of a Tree by frostykitten reviews
Strange things are happening in the Forbidden Forest. Hogwarts might never be the same.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,130 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Close Your Eyes by RennFlight reviews
"Close your eyes," she whispers, and he does so immediately, a smile upon his lips, for he is home in her arms and he is warm and safe – The iron blade is so cold as it slides through his stomach.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Angel, Buffy S. - Complete
Courting Death by Don'tWorryBeHyper reviews
Colin Gray may be dead, but he is far from gone. He is an incubus, the only creature strong enough to defeat Jennifer Check, and all he really wants to do is paint his nails black and listen to maggot rock. Jeez! ColinxNeedy better than my shitty summary.
Jennifer's Body - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,027 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Colin G., Needy L.
Sleepwalking by attica reviews
It's funny how some people find you right when you need them to. DHr, OOC. Finished/One-shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,799 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 44 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Look by Alisha Ashton reviews
Doyle/Cordelia COMEDIC SMUT! When a spell renders Cordy with a thoroughly surprising and uncontrollable craving for the Irish seer it's up to the guys to fix her while keeping Doyle safe from being ravaged. Comedy ensues :D
Angel - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,127 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Doyle, Cordelia C. - Complete
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Whatever You Say, Darling reviews
She gave him a look she had perfected, the one that made high school girls wilt like flowers in the summer sun. He didn't wilt. His lips curled up at the corners and his smile bloomed into a wicked grin. "You and I are never going to happen." She told him. "Whatever you say, darling." Carenzo one-shot
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,187 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/14/2014 - [Caroline F., Enzo] - Complete
Sixty-Seven Days reviews
DAY 4-"Colin?" He wipes nervously at the blood on his face, but it reappears the moment his clear, pale skin is exposed. He's zipped up his jumper to hide the gruesome artwork Jennifer made of his insides. "Hello, Needy." Needy isn't alone in the correctional facility; she has Colin Gray to keep her company. Inspired by Needy's line about seeing things that aren't there. ColiNeedy
Jennifer's Body - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Needy L., Colin G. - Complete
What Angels Look Like reviews
The way the light catches strands of his messy, dirty hair and radiates all around him, she can't help but think with some small part of her mind that he looks like an angel. One-shot of the Daryl/Carol rescue scene in the prison a few episodes back - trying to entertain myself during the mid-season break! Review for a virtual high five!
Walking Dead - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Carol, Daryl D. - Complete
Five reviews
"I don't think of you that way." Sam does his best to ignore the helpful part of his brain trying to point out that he was just a little bit lying when he said that... Five quick Brigitte/Sam scenes from the beginning of the movie until the end through Sam's eyes.
Ginger Snaps - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Brigitte, Sam - Complete
The Boy Whose Last Name Was Gray reviews
His last name was Gray. Though, of course, she didn't know that until after he died. After she killed him. He asked her with his sad blue eyes - 'Do you even know my last name'. 'Silly', she'd smiled, but never answered his question. A brief one-shot on Colin Gray - I promise it's better than the blurb!
Jennifer's Body - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Colin G., Jennifer C. - Complete
You Are My Sunshine reviews
Inspired by Lorne and Fred's little "You Are My Sunshine" moment in 'A Hole In The World'. Fred's boys reflect on the warmth she brought to the world as Illyria gradually takes over her body. Review for a virtual high five!
Angel - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Fred B. - Complete
My Miss Mystic Falls reviews
You're looking for him, but he's not here, and so, without even thinking, I push my way through the crowd to meet you as you descend the stairs. You're the most beautiful thing I've seen in a long, long time: you're my Miss Mystic Falls... Season 1 one-shot from Damon's POV at the pageant. R&Rs are greatly appreciated!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Of Daggers And Red Dresses reviews
Everything is warm and happy and glowing. I don't notice that there is no warmth or sympathy in your eyes anymore... The dagger-in-the-back scene of 'Homecoming' from Rebekah's perspective.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Rebekah, Elena G. - Complete
Playing Pretend reviews
Niklaus Mikaelson considered himself a gentleman, but the temptation to play pretend for just a little while was enormous...Season 4 drabble. Klaus is in Tyler's body, and Caroline is within reach. How will he handle it?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
She Reigns Supreme reviews
A brief one-shot drabble from an Alien Queen's perspective before a hunt. Better than it sounds; trust me. Feedback is greatly appreciated.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Complete
The Debate reviews
"Oh, God! Close it down!". When Spike and Angel find a computer open to a fanfiction site, a heated argument over whether 'Spuffy' trumps 'Bangel' ensues. Until they find certain... OTHER pairings. Ones they're not quite so comfortable with...
Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Complete
101 Ways To Make Your Baby Cry reviews
The gang are left with the biggest Bad of them all; Xander's baby cousin. Can anything stop the horrendous noise? Maybe the only solution to this little monster is another monster... one-shot, mild Spuffy. Review for a high five!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Spike, Buffy S. - Complete
In Another Life reviews
A series of brief one-shots of things Spike might've/could've/would've/should've experienced in another life. Spuffy.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
The Name That Didn't Fit reviews
She looked it up in the dictionary she'd had since fifth grade and never used. The words were confusing and they didn't make any sense. They didn't fit. This was Harmony, whose world was not harmonious at all. R&R for a virtual high-five!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Harmony K. - Complete
A Hand In The Dirt reviews
In the rubble that is Sunnydale, something is stirring... A little add-on to the ending of the seventh season I came up with to make it much more agreeable. Hope you like it. Please read and review!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
My Spike, My William reviews
The messy relationship of Buffy and Spike through the eyes of Drusilla: I just love her clear way of looking at things. Sorry the formatting is so dodgy.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Third Time's the Charm reviews
The first time Spike sees Buffy. He really has no idea what he's in for...
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Falling For Hermione Granger reviews
Falling for Hermione Granger, he decided, was a lot like drowning. She filled his mouth and nose, swirled his hair into his face... brief thoughts on Hermione from Draco's POV. Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete