Galaxy Girl
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Joined 01-26-01, id: 38675
Author has written 15 stories for Legend of Zelda, Bubblegum Crisis, Blue Seed, Anime X-overs, Violinist of Hameln, and Final Fantasy X.
Hello, my name is Galaxy Girl, and I am a superheroine. And contrary to popular belief, I am still alive!

GG'S ACTIVE FICS:

THE MYSTICAL OBJECT OF FATE: (Summary:) I am making fun of you, Zelda section. An immensely sarcastic send-up of fanfiction, video games, old shows that they cancelled because they hate me, and pop music. Rated PG-13 for minor language, "adult situations" and... stuff. LATEST NEWS: Workin' on it... seriously. D:

NEVER MY DESTINY: (Summary:) Probably the most depressing thing I've ever written, also the first genuine G/I in the whole Zelda section. Seriously. Go check.The tragic love story of Ganondorf and Impa centering around the OoT storyline. Rated PG-13 for angst, violence, and suggestive bits. Hohohoho. LATEST NEWS: I AM WORKING ON THE FINAL CHAPTER. Meanwhile I am also going back through and replacing the old chapters with new content-- you know, stuff that doesn't suck. Keep an eye out for NMD: REDUX.

Wow. You people have been reading my ridiculous crap for over five years now, according to the date up there. That's... shocking. Thanks for not tracking me down and turning me into the Idiot Police a long time ago! (There's an in-joke nobody's gonna get.)

Let's get real here... most of the unfinished stuff is probably gonna stay that way, though I'm dabbling in and out of some of the old ones every so often. The fact is it's been so long my modern style wouldn't mesh with some of the older pieces, unfortunately.

Those of you wondering where the heck I've been may care to go find me in the Kingdom Hearts section of this very website-- I've been working on a multi-chapter comedy epic over there and I will get back to work on my Zelda stuff as soon as it's done. Which will be not far from now, believe it or not.


~HEY HERE'S SOME OTHER GOOD STUFF TO READ WHEN YOU'RE DONE HERE~

http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_st.php/22407/ : Hey, Ocarina. C-c-c-can't can't stop the beat!

http://www.fictionpress.com/~galaxygirl : I think you can guess who wrote all that garbage.


~GG'S VITAL STATS~
Pen Name: Galaxy Girl
Nicknames: GG, Chim-Chim, GGriffic, Gee-Gee, GG-sama, G Squared, GGru, Gyuna, Gutena, Darth Hibachi, The Cartoonist.
Age: 19
Occupation: Comedy writer (sometimes drama), college student
Current Location: Up a tree in Colorado, USA.
Pets: Two dogs and two cats
Loves Sincerely: Writing, drawing, anime and manga, video games, classic rock, junk food, fencing
Hates With A Passion: Spam (the email, not the food), Fritos, keyboard dialogue (how r u omgwtflolbbq), rap/hip hop music, death metal, militant purist geeks

Music: The Beatles, Queen, Barenaked Ladies, Sonata Arctica, Nightwish, classical
TV: Arrested Development, Firefly, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Whose Line, Freakazoid and retro Nickelodeon.
Movies: Young Frankenstein, anything by Mel Brooks, Moulin Rouge, Count of Monte Christo, Underworld
Anime: Bubblegum Crisis 2040, Nadesico, Blue Seed, Utena, Full Metal Alchemist, Princess Tutu, assorted things.
Manga: Violinist of Hameln, Groove Adventure Rave/Ravemaster, Sorcerer Hunters
Books: Discworld, HG2G, Harry Potter, Captain Underpants. BEST BOOK EVER: "Good Omens" by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett.
Games: Legend of Zelda, Final Fantasy (X), Jak and Daxter series, Harvest Moon, Resident Evil 4, Katamari Damacy, Kingdom Hearts
Genres: Comedy, drama laced with comedy, romance laced with comedy, shounen
These Things Suck: OOC, 90 percent of slash, Mary-Sues, pissy purist fanchildren, self-insertion (hahaha the hypocrisy).

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A Sorrow of Magpies by Luc Court reviews
Spoilers for KH1, CoM, KH2. Every Organization has to start somewhere. A look at the Nobodies and how they learn the rules of an existence they never expected.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 125,655 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Xehanort, Vexen - Complete
Captive Voice by Nashidesei reviews
Jak has been captured and is being used in Praxis' experiments. The torture is unbearable, but his captors are disappointed when they discover that he can't scream. They decide to repair his damaged voice 'in exchange' for using him in their experiments.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,952 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Jak M. - Complete
Tenebrae by Caleb Nova reviews
RE4 - In this heart of darkness two lights collide. Leon x Ashley.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,536 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/12/2008 - Published: 6/17/2005 - Leon S. K., Ashley G. - Complete
Angst Half Off by Mikomi's Pen reviews
Because sometimes, people need to take a moment to go "WTF?", even in this morose fandom. Fourth wall need not apply. Spoilers and crack like whoa.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,390 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 10/31/2004
Final Farewell by RFTA reviews
Trials and Tribulations Spoilers. Mia prepares for one last farewell.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/19/2007
The Best Part of Waking Up by Hermisia reviews
Why did you become a defense attorney' she asks, her head against his bare chest, chestnut hair spilling over him in waves. DiegoMia. Oneshot. Rather large Trials and Tribulations spoilers.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Complete
The True Face of Evil by Kita1 reviews
When Ganondorf escapes, it's up to Link to save Hyrule yet again... but can he do it with the world's most blatant Mary Sue hanging off his neck? MARY SUE BASHER! FINALLY UPDATED! Sorry this took so long. Life keeps getting in the way.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,198 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 8/17/2005
The Countdown to Imminent Doom by Inimitable reviews
Chaos! Destruction! Kitties! Far too many things bogged Ganondorf's unnatural mind during Link's 7 year nap. But before Destruction, a little kitty set off a large chain of events... And Ganondorf had less than 7 years to live before his imminent doom.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,984 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/18/2007 - Published: 3/15/2005 - Ganondorf
Disorganization by Esse reviews
They have an objective. Now all they need is venture capital, a bit of luck — and a better plan than panhandling. All good things must come to an end: So too all things mediocre.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,446 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/29/2006 - Published: 4/25/2006 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
As the World Falls Down by Eastbrook reviews
The story of two illfated lovers, pushed apart by war, hatred, and change. Yes, it's mildly mushy. Oh, and yes, it's Ganondorf and Impa.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,672 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/25/2006 - Published: 8/13/2004 - Impa, Ganondorf
Filial Piety by Luc Court reviews
Spoilers for KH2. Set preKH1. Ansem the Wise knows each of his six students, but not well enough to predict the Darkness to come.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,657 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Ansem the Wise/DiZ, Ansem/Xehanort's Heartless - Complete
First and Last by DoctoressOctopus reviews
One Christmas Eve, Rebecca meets up with an old friend only to be reminded why anything between them is impossible. BillyRebecca oneshot.
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,240 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Complete
Breaking Through by DoctoressOctopus reviews
My version of the scene where Rebecca finds the unconscious Billy. BillyRebecca oneshot.
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Complete
Fallen Prophecy by Ryuutsu Seishin Hime no Argh reviews
The story of the first Link, Zelda, and Ganondorf to appear in Hyrule: three best friends living in a time of chaos. War and betrayal will test their loyalties to their nations, their peoples, and one another, and decide the path of Hyrule’s fate forever.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,500 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/18/2005 - Published: 3/24/2005
The Destined by Ryuutsu Seishin Hime no Argh reviews
In the distant future, Hyrule is withering under the tyrannical rule of Ganondorf, and a thief named Zelda and a mercenary named Link are the only people who can save it. First they must learn to embrace their destinies - and each other. FINISHED.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 123,799 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/4/2004 - Published: 5/30/2003
The Adventures of Magical Geezer Lah Lah Olin by Elanor Pam reviews
One day, I was sick. This is the result. What happens when Olin becomes a magical girl? ...be afraid. Be VERY afraid.
Violinist of Hameln - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/22/2003
Harsh Reality by Zelos reviews
Link is knocked unconscious during a battle with the witch sisters, Twinrova, what is he to do when he wakes up in a mental hospital? Finally, after a long 2 months, I give you: CHAPTER 13!! YAY! R&R.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,789 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/3/2003 - Published: 11/17/2001
Poetrying by Elanor Pam reviews
In a clear, moonlit night, someone is awake, scribbling down thoughts on a score sheet... begins with a poem, but becomes prose later on. Very romantic.
Violinist of Hameln - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/2/2003
Slice of Life by Mr. Crash reviews
These are short stories peering into the lives of various characters. Designed to give readers more insight into the minds of people. The first one is about Saria, and the second is about Ganondorf.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,638 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/30/2003 - Published: 7/28/2003
Waking Dreams by Ryuutsu Seishin Hime no Argh reviews
Miralesca is dead and Bevelle has fallen. With the threats to their life eliminated, will Yuna and Tidus at last find peace? (COMPLETED.)
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 81,724 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/30/2003 - Published: 11/30/2002 - Complete
Prince Lute and the Sixteen Year Bender by solderini reviews
Take everything you thought you knew about your favorite Sforzandian prince and stick it in a blender. This is the real story. Rated PG13 for drinking and implied yaoi.
Violinist of Hameln - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,535 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2003 - Complete
KIMAHRI SAYS by Silver Neko reviews
Wise words from Kimahri. Kimahri insults the cast of FF VIII! Yay!
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,130 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/11/2002 - Published: 8/20/2002
The All Around Guy by Bearit reviews
We know of the living, but what of the dead? With unfulfilled wishes and yearnings to be with the ones they love, behold: the ghosts of the Nadesico.
Nadesico - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,537 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/1/2002 - Published: 5/11/2002 - Complete
Bubblegum Psychosis: Tokyo 2041 by Sailor Ghost reviews
Yup, peoples, it's ANOTHER one of those continuation fics! And since it's a Sailor Ghost fic, it's full of unparallelled insanity and relentless Priss x Leon WAFF. for lack of better ideas, it's a series of vignettes cowritten by my sidekick Mini-Me! R&R!
Bubblegum Crisis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,774 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 5/12/2002 - Published: 1/12/2002
Gannondorf Falling Down the Stairs by Zelos reviews
Gannondorf falls down the stairs, nuff said. R&R!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2001
Legend of The Elemental Stars by Sailor Star Keeper reviews
Elemental goddesses from the past are awakening again. A new enemy, but then again, not so new. Lana, Queen of Water has returned from her prison under the ocean, to get revenge on the Sailor Senshi and Elemental senshi. PG-13 for mild violence. Please R&
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 33,145 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/3/2001 - Published: 1/10/2001
Who Wants To Live Forever? by Mr. Crash reviews
As the moon crashes into Termina, everyone looks back on his or her life. A songfic, done to the song Who Wants To Live Forever, by Queen. You don't have to know the song to enjoy the fic.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/10/2001
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The Mystical Object of FATE reviews
Ganondorf has escaped from the Sacred Realm and threatens to plunge all of Hyrule in his wicked darkness forever! Will Link be able to stop him? ... Yes. Yes, he will.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,933 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/13/2006 - Published: 6/1/2005
Never My Destiny reviews
Five Sages are awakened, and Ganondorf grows ever nervous of the fulfillment of the prophecy. Meanwhile, asleep deep in the Spirit Temple, she remembers the past they shared and her hatred for him grows...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 141,236 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/10/2006 - Published: 1/26/2003 - Ganondorf, Impa
The World's Most Realistic Aurikku Fic reviews
At last, assorted fanpeoples! We will finally get to see how it would be if Auron and Rikku were actually a plausible, REAL-LIVE CANON COUPLE! (Not for Aurikku fans. Flames happily accepted.)
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2004
Majora: How It Really Happened reviews
Three Hylian librarians follow Link to Termina to make him pay his overdue fines, and a runin with Skullkid turns them into a Deku Scrub, a Goron, and a Zora. LATEST CHAPTER: It's a bad idea to take a Zora into the mountains in the middle of winter.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,787 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/22/2003 - Published: 4/14/2001
Slasher's Rhapsody reviews
A parody of both slasher movies and slasher fanfics, Hamel and Co. find themselves up against a very strange and apparently, very bored adversary when they wander into an abandoned mansion to spend the night.
Violinist of Hameln - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,757 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2003 - Complete
Bass's Storytime Hour: Sizer and the Seven Mazoku reviews
Young Sizer is struck with a case of insomnia one night in Hameln, so Bass has no choice but to tell her his propogandalaced version of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, starring Sizer as Snow White and Hamel as the evil queen.
Violinist of Hameln - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,056 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2003 - Complete
ImMitamaTurity reviews
What happens when an immature person watches Blue Seed? What's that you guess? A ridiculous fanfic all centered around the same hilariously dirty joke? You'd be correct.
Blue Seed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,003 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 3/21/2003 - Published: 6/29/2002 - Complete
Clash of the Playboys! reviews
Back in the day I too, hopped on the crossover bandwagon. What happens when six playboys from all different anime and game series decide to hit on the same girl for a cash prize and the title of Champion Playboy? Lemme tell ya folks, it ain't pretty...
Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,997 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/22/2002 - Complete
Endless Manicure or Etay Came From 1999 reviews
She was an insane, godlike monster with the mind of a child. After a long, hardfought, and halfnaked battle, the Knight Sabers have sent Galatea back where she belongs out of existence! So then... why is her legacy living on in the body of a Furby?
Bubblegum Crisis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,745 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/11/2002 - Published: 1/8/2002 - Complete
EvilOMatic 3000 reviews
It all started when Ganondorf ruined yet ANOTHER of Zelda's inauguration barbecues. His punishment: 2 months with the EvilOMatic brand unevilifying helmet. But of course, it could never go THAT smoothly.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,850 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/3/2002 - Published: 1/28/2002 - Ganondorf, Zelda - Complete
The Zelda Christmas Party! reviews
Take every holiday special you've ever seen, throw it in a blender with an Ocarina of Time cartridge, add some sugar and egg nog and hit frappe. The results will taste terrible, but it's sure a good read!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,899 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/1/2002 - Published: 12/12/2001 - Complete
The Many Failed Romances of Link reviews
With the Zelda girls in hot pursuit, Link takes shelter in a barn and passes out. He wakes up in a strange Spirit World, where his spiritual guide, Al the Cow, decides to show him what life would be like married to each one of the girls...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,402 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/21/2001 - Published: 11/16/2001
Sage of Innocence Saga reviews
Link and his comrade Little Link of the Gorons are called to arms in this mother of all comedy selfinsertions when a virus attacks Hyrule. Evil Teletubbies, brainwashed retro authors and a familiar bad guy make this anything but a normal adventure!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 143,058 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/15/2001 - Published: 5/18/2001 - Complete
While You Were Sleeping: Rauru's Diary reviews
Rauru's life is certainly serene. Isolated, quiet, peaceful... BORING. So what happens when a certain young hero and his guardian fairy are deposited in the bored, lonely (probably a bit unhinged) Rauru's company? Read his diary and find out!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,007 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/16/2001 - Published: 7/11/2001
The Mega Dark Angsty Zelda Fic reviews
Angst sure is popular these days, even in a generally lighthearted fandom like Zelda. Once upon a time, I thought I'd try my hand at a little depression.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,590 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2001 - Complete