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Joined 04-01-12, id: 3868139, Profile Updated: 07-25-14
Author has written 7 stories for Naruto, Death Note, World God Only Knows/神のみぞ知るセカイ, Gakuen Alice, Twilight, and Ouran High School Host Club.

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Shame

Okay so it's been a while. Yeah, it has. I'm pretty sure most of you either think I'm dead or a complete prick. Anyway, I read through all my stories here the other day, and I fucking hated all of them, every word I've ever written and posted up on ff net, I fucking hate, and I am terribly sorry to anyone who has ever had to read a single line. I contemplated deleting all my stories, with a vague explanation left on my bio. However, then I'd still live in the shame of my bad writing. So I've decided to rewrite everything, and delete the ones I deem irredeemable (fair warning that 'The New Member' and 'The Last Battle' are the first candidates in my mind for deletion).

Am attempting to rewrite 'It's A Secret' into a single one-shot.

Also, yes, changed pen name.


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HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH by Secondpillow reviews
Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 1335 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 2/25/2015 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Bellatrix L., Seamus F.
Scarecrow by Kanji no Sakka reviews
Hand to hand combat, ninja versus vampire. Kakashi or Edward Cullen. Who'd win?
Crossover - Naruto & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,117 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Kakashi H., Edward - Complete
Mine Eyes by firedraygon reviews
Upon deciding that the DN fandom needs more crack, I bring you this collection of drabbles. Raito x L and gen. Now up: An Unlikely Fairy Tale!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 10,547 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 2/2/2005 - L, Light Y.
Dear Sir or Madam by Newly reviews
Tired of watching issues not quite address themselves, Iruka opens an anonymous advice column. As chuunins, his former students find love more troublesome than missions… A story told through letter correspondence. SakuSasuNaruHinaShikaInoNejiTenKakaIru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 7/19/2004 - Published: 7/18/2004
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The Reader reviews
"Where are your friends, little Linda?" Leiko grins crookedly. "Outside. Why?" "Do your friends know why you treat Near so well?" Linda's eyes widen. "What are you talking about?" she asks defensively. "Well," Leiko sings coyly. "You don't own Near, if you get what I'm talking about." She gives Linda a wink, as if they were just friends sharing an inside joke
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,948 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 3/20/2013
The Great Stupid Mistake reviews
Tamaki, being the overly-protective idiot he is, hires the ninjas to protect Haruhi. Then, the unexpected happens. Orochimaru has escaped, but to where? No one knows. So the ninjas in foreign lands are to stay where they are until Orochimaru is caught. Until then, how are the ninjas supposed to survive!
Crossover - Naruto & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,203 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 2/7/2013
It's A Secret reviews
Every night, what we say, will be our secret, okay? WARNING: Fictitious substance abuse
World God Only Knows/神のみぞ知るセカイ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Keima K.
The Last Battle reviews
Alice has a vision. It's time. The battle with the Volturi is coming. Unforeseen circumstances forces the Cullens to recruit the ninjas, to help fight alongside them. The ninjas and vampires have 1 year to prepare. To prepare for the last battle. (DISCLAIMER! This story might be hard to stomach if you're a stickler for canon pairings. I'll be playing around with this)
Crossover - Naruto & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,465 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/20/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012
The New Member reviews
Due to shortage of people, Yume is deployed to assist the ninjas. They then embark on their mission to Gakuen Alice, where they have to hide their identities. Worse still, they are now the sole teachers of Physical Education! Preventing them from completing their mission are the many obstacles, physical, emotional and mental. How will they get past them?
Crossover - Naruto & Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,194 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/20/2013 - Published: 6/7/2012
The Girl Who Was Not Fated To Be One With Her Inner Fangirl reviews
"GYAK! SHASHUKE-KUUUUN!" The Konoha girls scream. Neji stared. He felt bad that Tenten was missing out on the fun. What will he proceed to do to rid his guilt?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Lesson In Life reviews
Tenten tricks Naruto into going to her home alone, purely to just spend some time with him, but when things take an unexpected turn...?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Naruto U., Tenten - Complete