Silvershine Moonlight
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Joined 04-01-12, id: 3868381, Profile Updated: 04-12-14
Author has written 21 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

Doesn't Percy look adorable here?

Hello!! My name is... Silvershine Moonllight!! But plz call me Silver.


Hello all!! I'm alive and well!!! working on chaps... juggling school work...can't wait for Xams break...


People who bully others because of their looks, race, grades, weights, height, just because they're different from others. I really do hate bullies/bullying. I'm kinda short for my age so the other kids laugh and tell me to joing the 3rd graders. D: But just ignore it! ]

Eye Color: Kinda black-ish brown-ish.

Hair Color: Black

Personality: Outgoing, rebellious, STUBBORN, kind to family & friends, often violent, and lots more!

Wishes: That I have my own laptop and mansion and ice cream.

Age: Between 10 and 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 XD

Favorite Books: PJO, HoO and Hunger Games, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, The Mysterious Bennedict Society

Favorite Movies: Tangled, Despicable me 1& 2, Iron Man 2 & 3, Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules, Monsters Inc. and Monsters University/2, Wreck It Ralph, Finding Nemo, Hunger Games, Catching Fire, Frozen, Miss Granny...other...

Annabeth : It's hard to believe you can teleport using a stick.

Hermione : This isn't a stick. It's a wand. You're the one to say. A cap that makes you disappear?

Annabeth : It's simple physics. Now tell me what is the science on the splitting of souls.

Hermione : Only after you explain to me the lack of DNA in all of you guys.

Annabeth : After you explain how to make things float with words and a wand.

Hermione : After you explain how a watch can become a giant shield.

Annabeth :

Hermione :

Annabeth :

Hermione :

Annabeth :

Hermione : At least our boyfriends don't sparkle.

Annabeth : Right!

Bella : HEY!

Dear bullies,
See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he Talked his friend out of suicide.
See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.
See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.
See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor.
See that girl you made fun of for wearing lots of make-up? You bullied her for being ugly without it too.

Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't. Your life would probably not be as harsh as theirs.

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

Bold for what you like/do.


You love hoodies.

You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats.

It's hilarious when people get hurt.

You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture.

Sad movies suck.

You own/ed an X-Box.

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a fire-fighter.

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. (I'm so ashamed to admit this...BUT YOU'LL NEVER KNOW WHO I AM! SO HA!!!!!!)

You watch sports on TV.

Gory movie's are cool.

You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball caps.

You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear.

It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

You love to go crazy and not care what people think.


Talk with food in your mouth.

Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 19


You wear lip gloss.

You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the color pink. (BAAAAAAAAAAARLEY!!!!! ALMOST NEEEEEEEVER!!!!!)

You go to your mom for advice.

You consider cheer-leading a sport.

You hate wearing the color black.

You like hanging out at the mall.

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

You like wearing jewelry.

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

You don't like the movie Star Wars.

You were in gymnastics/dance.

It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

You smile a lot more than you should.

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can.

You like wearing body spray/perfume.

You love the movies.

Used to play with dolls as little kid. (T_T)

Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. (Take a picture of your friends after giving them an awful makeover= BLACKMAIL!)

Like being the star of everything.

Total: 7 Wow...I KNEW I WAS MORE OF A GUY!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Your Godly Parent is...


You like being in charge.
You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.
You were voted Class President.
You do what’s best for everyone. (Usually...)
You think you have what it takes to run for President.
You think every problem has a solution.
You love showing off.
You like plane rides
You are hydrophobia.



You feel at home in the water.
Your favorite vacation place is at the beach.
You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.
You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.
You visit the local pool on a regular basis.
You swim professionally.
You hate seafood.
You never get seasick.
You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.
You are acrophobic.



You’re not that much of a people person.
You like staying in the dark and writing poems.
You experience bad moods on a regular basis.
You like listening to loud, angry music.
You spend most of your time alone.
You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.
You like to keep to yourself.
All your closets are padlocked.
You write in diary/journal.
You feel most active at night.

0/10 (Does this mean I'm emo?!)


You own a garden.
You like the great outdoors.
You have a green thumb.
You’re an environmentalist.
You have a special connection with animals.
You’re a vegetarian.
You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.
You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.
You love going to flower shops.
You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.



You often start fights.
You’re a very aggressive type of person.
You like watching wrestling.
You’re competitive.
You like reading about war.
You don’t take trash from anybody.
You have anger management.
You never back away from a fight.
Everyone does what you say.
You don’t always think before you do something.



You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.
Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.
You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.
You’re the valedictorian in your class.
You’ve never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card.
You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.
You think it would be better if you were the President.
You have a huge shelf of books at home.
You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.



You’re very creative and artistic.
You like listening to all kinds of music in general.
You always feel sunny and optimistic.
You are talented at drawing.
You like writing poetry.
You can play at least 3 musical instruments.
You like going to art museums.
You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.
You have straight As in Art on your report card.
Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.



You dislike boys in general.
A deer is one of your favorite animals
You can shoot targets
You like silver.
You like the moon better than the sun
Zoë Nightshade is awesome
You love wild animals
You spend most of your time outdoors.
You love to move around the place
Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters.



You have a way with tools.
You build awesome things during your free time.
You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.
Metalworking is your forte.
You have your own toolbox.
You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.
You’re a techie.
You often have carpentry projects.
You dream of being a carpenter.
You aren’t afraid of fire.



Every guy/girl swoons for you.
You like putting on makeup.
You naturally smell good.
You never experience a bad hair day. (Almost never...)
Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.
You’re always at the front of every trend.
You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.
You’re often invited to parties.
Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”
You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.



You like pick pocketing your friends.
You’re a prankster.
You’re a speed demon. (Used to be! D: Lost ma skill..)
You consider yourself restless.
You’re the best speaker in the class. (I have a serious case of stage fright. With some one next to me, good, no one...not so much.)
You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.
You’re inventive and resourceful.
You often start arguments.
You’ve never lost a debate.
You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

8/10 (YAY!!!)


You’re the life of the party.
You like wine.
You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.
You can finish a martini in less than a minute.
You have a happy, cheerful disposition.
You’re a goodies.
You like going to social events and mingling with people.
You like trying out new food.
You feel that you’re abundant in life.
You think that too much of anything is bad.


If you rearrange the following words, you'll find that the same letters spell the given definition. Someone out there either has too much spare time, or is really good at Scrabble.

Dormitory: Dirty room

Astronomer: Moon starer

George Bush: He bugs Gore

The eyes: They see

Slot machine: Cash lost in me

Desperation: A rope ends it

Presbyterian: Best in prayer

Election results: Lies! Let's recount

Snooze alarm: Alas! no more z's

Eleven plus two: Twelve plus one

Mother in law: Woman Hitler

The Morse code: Here come dots

A decimal point: I'm a dot in place

This Was SOOOOOOOOOOO COOL. Press the down button on the computer and you'll see.

















































































































































































Told ya it was cool!


I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and let the world to wonder how on earth you managed it.

If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.

I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Someday, we'll look on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.

Normal people scare me... But not as much as I scare them.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

If I had any dignity that would have been humiliating.

Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!

That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

When in doubt, push random buttons!

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking.

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

I respect your opinion, I just think its stupid.

It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.

There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.

The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’re good.

I'm not as dumb as you look.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Sarcasm is one more service we offer.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Keep smiling; It makes people wonder what you're up to.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

Always take the time to smell the roses... and sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.

If genius is 1 inspiration and 99 perspiration, I must be sharing elevators with a lot of bright people.

It's always darkest before dawn... So if you're gonna steal the neighbors newspaper, that's the time to do it.

It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown... and fewer still to ignore someone completely.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked up into jet engines.

I believe no problem is so large or so difficult that it can't be blamed on someone else.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

My father always said laughter is the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us ended up dying of tuberculosis.

It takes a big man to cry... But it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

When I'm feeling down I like to whistle... It makes my neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.

Doors are on a house so you don't have to go through the windows.

If you can't get the skeletons out of your closet, you'd better teach them to dance.

Stupid is just a 5 letter word.

Don't ask me to think inside my head, because I lost my inside voice.

If you wish that people would just grow up and stop being racist, copy and paste this.

Here are some things that make you lol

1. Don't make me get out my flying monkeys.

2. Chaos, Panic & Disorder, my work here is done.

3. Don't meddle in affairs of dragons because in their world you are crunchy and go good with ketchup.

5. Growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional.

6. I do what ever my rice crispies tell me.

7. You're just jelous because the voices are talking to me.

8. Obedient women are never remembered in history.

9. I believe in dragons ,good men and other fantasy creatures.

10. My mind wandered and never came back.

12. Don't stell the government hate competition.

13. DO NOT start with me you will NOT win.

16. SARCASM a service I offer.

Are you a tomboy or a girly-girl?

Eh, 50/50

What's your fave genre of music?

Depends on my mood.

Favorite Colors?

Eh hem, I do believe I wrote it up there. I guess this is what I get for copying this.

Team Peeta or Team Gale?


Which Greek God is your parent?

Hmmm...I'd choose Poseidon.

Favorite book series'?



Not telling.


Stiiiiiiil not telling!!

Do you have a love life?

Nope. End of discussion.

Favorite hairstyle?

Down w/ hair pin or cap.


I'm not telling... sheesh. Didn't u read what I said up there? ;P

Male or Female?

Female. Duh.

Pants or Skirts

Do jeans count as pants? Cuz in my world they do. GO JEANS!!

Vans or Chucks?

Eh, depends.

Biggest secret?


Regular everyday outfit?

Summer: T-Shirt or tank top with shorts.

Winter: Long Sleeve or unless I want to, t shirt with jeans.


Waddup? Just kiddin. HII!!!!

What are you against?

It goes on and on and on...

Favorite Couples in:

Percy Jackson





Hunger Games



Who is your best friend:

Wel her name is- wait a minute!! WHOOOOOOOO'S reading this?

Any obsessions?

Annoying my big brother (who doesn't? ;P)

Drawing random things

What are your fave sports?

Toughie, does roller skating count? If it doesn't, swimming or just running and jumping around. Don't laugh. I repeat, DON'T laugh.

Do you like Italian food?


Where are you from?


1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

But who knows how Gollum came by that present, ages ago in the old days when such rings were still at large in the world? -The Hobbit, by J.R.R. Tolkien

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

My bed.

3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Boring show.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

6:39 pm

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?


6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

The clanking of the dishes my dad's washing.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

This morning. Don't remember why...

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Other people's profiles. No, I'm NOT a stalker. I'm just being honest. I was looking for copy-and-paste stuff.

9. What are you wearing?

Large T-shirt with mickey mouse PJ pants. XD

10. Did you dream last night?

Yes. I dreamt that I went back to my old city and met my BFF and we slid down rainbows and ate cotton candy and drank smoothies and the sky was purple-pink with pink fluffy clouds we slept on them and they were super soft and-I'm gonna shut up now. ;P

11. When did you last laugh?

When I read winonabcd's story 'The Golden Prank Book'. MUST READ.

12.What is on the walls of the room you are in?

White. So much white...with a some pics of friends.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Yes. I see my brother everyday. ;)

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Okay, I guess.

15. What is the last film you saw?

The Hunger Games.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Lots of things that would take to long to write her. But to start, give some to donation.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:


18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?


19. Do you like to dance?


20. George Bush:


21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Skye or Cassie.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?


Wacky and Weird things about me:

I sing out loud all of a sudden to freak my brother out.

I am consider sarcasm a language.

And a WHOLE lot more that will take foreva to write here.

PJO Pledge

I promise to remember Percy

whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

for Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

whenever my heart fills with remorse

I promise to rememver Chiron

whenever I see a sign that says "Free Pony Ride"

I promise to remember Tyson

when a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

when a friend is afraid of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

whenever I see someone who gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

when I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

whenever I see somone who doesnt get along well with others

I promise to remember ZOE

when I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

when a limo passes my car

Yes, I promise to remember Percy Jackon and the Olympians wherever I may go

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

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Percy Jackson and the Olympians Survey

1. Which book from the series was your favorite? Why?
The Last Olympian, cuz it was soooo cool!!

2. Which Olympian god/goddess is your favorite? Least favorite?

Favorite: Poseidon Least Favorite: Ares

3. Which half-blood/mortal in the series is your favorite? Least favorite?

Favorite: LEO VALDEZ!!!! LOVE LOVE LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE!!!!! or Percy Least Favorite: Octavian or Drew

Annabeth or Rachel?


Thalia or Luke?

Thalia, she's WAY more loyal.

Riptide or Backbiter?


Wisdom or the Sea?

Hmm, I'd take Sea

True or False (opinion based)





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1. Get 24 boxes and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

17. Throw skittles at people and yell, "Taste the rainbow, ugly!"

18. Go the toy section, get a light-saber and start challenging people to a Jedi match.

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things and add another one to the list!

35 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at each floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "WHAT WRONG WITH YOU ALL?! SPEAK!!"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.

23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

32. Tell people that you can see their aura.

33. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

34. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

35. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

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This Is A Christmas Song About Percy Jackson:

Crashing through the snow on an automation horse draw sleigh,

Over the shields we go, monsters exploding away,

Bells on Blackjack's wing, Riptide shining bright,

What fun it is to slash and swing our clubs and swords tonight,

Oh! Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Percy's on his way,

Fighting lots of monsters as he comes to save the day, Hey!

Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Mrs. O' Leary's come to play,

Chewing the heads off monsters as she comes to Percy's aid,

A dream or two ago, I saw a rising tide,

a horse and eagle fight,

a thunder bolt by my side,

the eagle got hit and sank,

some time the horse had bought,

Poseidon's face turned blank,

as he foiled Zeus' plot,

Oh! Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Percy's on his way,

fighting lots of monsters as he comes to save the day, Hey!

Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Mrs. O' Leary's come to play,

Chewing heads off monsters as she comes to Percy's aid, Yay!

Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Percy's on his way,

fighting lots of monsters as he comes to save the day, Hey!

Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Mrs. O' Leary's come to play,

Chewing heads off monsters as she comes to Percy's aid.


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Are you really a PJO Fan? by Luvs2Write08 reviews
Only tru PJO/Heroes of Olympus fans would remember theses quotes. This is just some of the funny moments and memories of all 8 of Rick Riordan's phenomenal books of both series. 3 to Leo Percy Frank Jason Piper Hazel Grover Thalia Annabeth Luke Bianca Nico and all the other beloved characters!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,059 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Percy J., Leo V.
The Golden Prank Book by winonabcd reviews
Hermes equals Stoll. Stoll equals pranks. And pranks equals the Golden Prank Book. Join brothers Travis and Connor Stoll as they try to liven up the camp during the absence of their leader. What pranks would appear? Which ones would become legendary? Hilariousness ensued.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,071 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Travis S., Connor S.
The DemiDude Code by dnapolymerase314 reviews
Entries by Percy Jackson, Travis Stoll, Connor Stoll, Nico di Angelo, Grover, Chris Rodriguez, Malcolm, among others with occasional bits of advice from the gods. Read it. You know you want to :
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 101 - Published: 8/6/2011
The Gods discover Apple Apps by dnapolymerase314 reviews
Hermes, the God of Messengers, interacts with the Mortal World the most and has got himself a snazzy new gadget: The New iPod Touch. Unfortunately for him, the other gods keep stealing it to play these strangely addicting mortal games. T...just for fun.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,411 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011
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Echo! reviews
"Holy Heppy, are you tellin me that you don't know TACO BELL?" "…Taco?" "Y-you don't even know what a TACO is!" [oneshot] [leoxecho friendship] rated t4fun
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/9 - Leo V., Echo - Complete
The Demigod Chatbox reviews
[Title Will Be Changed Soon] Leo has invented a chatbox, and our favorite heroes are going crazy with it. Add the gods and... CHAOS. Please R&R! [Set after Giant War.]
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,146 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Leo V.
Mamma! reviews
No matter how hard he tries, Percy Jackson can't seem to get his son to say 'Papa'. And he can't get his son to stop saying 'Mamma'. Family Humor and a teeeeeny bit of fluff if you squint. Really hard. [One-shot!] Please review!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
The Story of Blackjack reviews
Ever wondered how Blackjack felt during the series, and how he ended up on the Princess Andromeda? And what about when our hero Perseus Jackson goes to Camp Jupiter? What was his reaction? Well, why don't we go take a look at his history. Plz R&R. [DISCONTINUED]
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,117 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Blackjack - Complete
Girls Are Just SO Scary reviews
Just our favorite guy heroes getting freaked out by their 'beloved' girlfriends. Can't ya just feel da love? Rated T4FUN! One-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,913 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Hunters of Artemis vs Rangers of Apollo reviews
Apollo is tired of Artemis bragging about her hunters. So, he decides to create his own group of archers, the Rangers of Apollo. To settle the matter about who's group is better, they hold a tournament. [COMPLETE!] [Will be re-written soon.]
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,390 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Artemis, Apollo - Complete
Prank Calls reviews
[Two-Shot] In which phones are available, Leo is bored, Buford is a checkers master, and they both find the joy of prank calling. Oh, the fun those two have."...Buford? Lock the doors." Rated T for fun. [1st Chap: The Demigods]
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/23/2013
Apollo's Diary of Awesome Stuff reviews
Read Apollo's diary filled with stuff of what he plans to do! From annoying his sister to making bad haikus, Apollo is the most random god you'll EVER meet. But we all know that, don't we? Please read! If you don't Apollo will curse you by sending awful haikus to your head! Not really...;P PLEASE SUBMIT HAIKUS! These are all kinda short.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Apollo
Entertaining CHB Characters reviews
When everybody is busy working on the Argo 2 and preparing for the 2nd Giant War, Conner and Travis want to spice things up a bit. There are some other stories like this but please give mine a chance! Reviews are ALWAYS welcome. [COMPLETE!] [Re-Written!]
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,395 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Travis S., Connor S. - Complete
Rick's Secret is Out! reviews
Of course, Percy had no idea that Rick had published his diaries, also know to the rest of the world as 'Percy Jackson and the Olympians'. So when he DOES find out, well, you'll have to see for yourself! :D Plz R&R! Maybe slightly short.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Percy J. - Complete
Christmas With Conner reviews
Connor has gone back home for Christmas and has to do the IMPOSSIBLE: Dress up as Santa and put presents under the tree. He should've stayed at Camp...MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE! Plz R&R.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Connor S. - Complete
The Big Three reviews
Sequel to 'The Little Three'. Athena and Aphrodite have been inspired by their daughters, and decide to have a little fun themselves...:) Plz R&R! And special thanx to 'Percabeth1656' for motivating me for writing this!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Aphrodite, Athena - Complete
50 Reasons Why I, Athena, Am Better Than Poseidon reviews
Sequel to '50 Reasons Why I, Poseidon, Am Better Than Athena'. Plz R&R! Plz forgive cuz it's short...:) [One-Shot] [COMPLETE]
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Athena - Complete
50 Reasons Why I, Poseidon, Am Better than Athena reviews
Our favorite hero's father goes on his rant about how he's better than Athena. You know you want to read it. ;P Plz R&R! [One-Shot] [COMPLETE]
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Poseidon - Complete
The Sacred Book of Connor Stoll reviews
The Sacred Book of Connor Stoll. Click to read the it...PLZ R&R!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Connor S. - Complete
It All Started With A Frisbee reviews
I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me. Connor Stoll is babysitting his little sister Cassie. Connor babysitting Cassie is the definition of: Chaos. Second one-shot to my series 'Cassie and Connor'. Another tiny sequel to 'It All Started With a Poke'. Plz R&R! :)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Connor S. - Complete
It All Started With A Poke reviews
Connor Stoll. In a car. With his little sister that's a cute devil. Then. She. Poked. Him. And he wanted revenge. One-shot! A tiny sequeal to my story 'Stolls Around the World' Plz R&R! This is the first one-shot of my new one-shot series, 'Cassie & Connor!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Connor S. - Complete
Stolls Around the World reviews
When you think of Hermes, you think of the Stolls. And when you think of the Stolls, you think of pranks. And when you think of pranks, you think Join the Stolls as they travel around the world, play pranks, get in trouble, and most improtantly, HAVE FUN! Just a bunch a short stories I have stuck in my mind.:) Ideas are very welcome. PLZ R&R!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,701 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Connor S., Travis S.
Fireworks Leo Style reviews
The Giant War has ended and 4th of July has arrived at CHB! Leo and his 'home dogs' are preparing perhaps the BEST firework show ever. Plz R&R. I know it's kinda early for this story but HAPPY 4th OF JULY EVERYONE! Hope u like this story! One Shot!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Leo V., Hephaestus - Complete
What Happens When You Mess With Cabin 6 reviews
Join Leo Valdez as he teaches you the many lessons he has learned by...personal experience with the Athena Cabin. He'll tell you what happens when you mess with Cabin 6. After all, he's...Never mind. One shot! Plz review! :)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Leo V. - Complete
The Little Three reviews
Zeus, Poseidon, and Hades argue about whose son is stronger. When they watch their sons fight, we know it can't be good. Plz R&R. Two shot! Previously titled "The Big Three".
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Zeus, Poseidon - Complete