Author has written 7 stories for Clique, Harry Potter, and Vocaloid.
DISCLAIMER: I OWN ABSOLUTELY NONE OF MY STORIES!
Hey! Welcome to my totally amazing and completely jealous worthy profile (I'm SUCH a liar)! I am a girl; I think it'd be somewhat obvious, but either way it's true. I used to be xXTheOtakuFaeryXx but 1) I'm not an otaku (someone who has no social life and just watches anime) 2) I don't even LIKE anime much anymore 3) I have an odd love for puns and bad jokes 4) I prefer food over names that don't apply to me
"Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely stupid." —Marilyn Monroe
Anime/manga- Hetalia, Ouran Host Club, Fruits Basket, Tsubasa...these are the only ones I care about now. Sort of.
Book series-Harry Potter! I am obsessed...almost. Well, not really.
Type of music-Korean music, Japanese on occasion, and alternative and rock in English
Country that I wished I lived sometimes (that made nooo sense)- South Korea. I have a Korean Seoul, guys! See what I did there? Seoul, like the capital of South Korea? Yeah, nevermind. But almost all the music I listen to is Korean. That and I love Korean dramas (Everyone, watch City Hunter or Boys Over Flowers. They're the best! :3)
Color- Blue, since it's really pretty and goes with all other colors
Name- My name is a name. What else is there? But you may call me She-chan. Or some other creative nickname. Or just Victoria because I like the sound of it
Age- If you are as old as you feel, then my age changes from day to day. No definite answer there. But I can tell you that I'm probably younger than half of the people on fanfiction.
The boring 'All unnecessary info about me that you probably just skipped over anyway' stuff is DONE! hoo-rah.
ACTUAL LABEL INSTRUCTIONS ON CONSUMER GOODS:
On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside Who's up for a game of cops and robbers? (lol I dont even remember how to play)
On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap".
On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost".
On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down".
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".Really? Because I thought it was supposed to be cold...
On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".Really? No!
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only". I didn't realize that another one existed. Silly me
On a Japanese food processor:"Not to be used for the other use". Anyone else scared as to what that other use might be?
On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts".
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".Woah there. Ouch.
On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions: "Put on fork and eat."
On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". This makes no sense. It's not fake fake bacon, because fake fake bacon is another name for real bacon, but how is it real fake bacon if the bacon is fake?
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
Pardon my driving, I am reloading.
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how living remains so popular?
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial costs and blamed it on the high cost of living.
Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.
You can't have everything, where would you put it?
Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.
If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.
"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out and loudly proclaiming 'Wow, what a ride!'" - anonymous
Please enjoy my stories and feel free to leave a review! I want to be a writer so any tips would be very helpful! :)
And I just want to say, My Favorite Stories are WORTH READING! They are amazing! So if you see one of your stories here, you should be extremely flattered! It's the biggest compliment I can give. Go read them! At least, after you've read mine x3
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