Every-Beet-of-My-Heart
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Joined 04-01-12, id: 3869250, Profile Updated: 09-26-14
Author has written 11 stories for Clique, Harry Potter, Vocaloid, and League of Legends.

DISCLAIMER: I OWN ABSOLUTELY NONE OF MY STORIES!


Hey! Welcome to my totally amazing and completely jealous worthy profile (I'm SUCH a liar)! I am a girl; I think it'd be somewhat obvious, but either way it's true. I used to be xXTheOtakuFaeryXx but 1) I'm not an otaku (an derogatory term for someone who has no social life and just watches anime) 2) I don't even LIKE anime much anymore 3) I have an odd love for puns and bad jokes 4) I prefer food over names that don't apply to me

"Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely stupid." —Marilyn Monroe

My Favorite...

Anime/manga- Hetalia, Ouran Host Club, Fruits Basket, Tsubasa...these are the only ones I care about now. Sort of.

Book series-Harry Potter! I am obsessed...almost. Well, not really.

Type of music-Korean music, Japanese on occasion, and alternative and rock in English

Country that I wished I lived sometimes (that made nooo sense)- South Korea. I have a Korean Seoul, guys! See what I did there? Seoul, like the capital of South Korea? Yeah, nevermind. But almost all the music I listen to is Korean. That and I love Korean dramas (Everyone, watch City Hunter or Boys Over Flowers. They're the best! :3)

Color- Blue, since it's really pretty and goes with all other colors

Name- My name is a name. What else is there? But you may call me She-chan. Or some other creative nickname. Or just Victoria because I like the sound of it

Age- If you are as old as you feel, then my age changes from day to day. No definite answer there. But I can tell you that I'm probably younger than half of the people on fanfiction.

League of Legends Stuff- My summoner name is Geinax, if you'd care to find me and make friends. I'm not very good, but you know, oh well. If you couldn't guess, yes, I'm on the North American server.

The boring 'All unnecessary info about me that you probably just skipped over anyway' stuff is DONE! hoo-rah.

ACTUAL LABEL INSTRUCTIONS ON CONSUMER GOODS:

On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".
Because that's what everyone does these days.

On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside

On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap".

On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost".

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down".

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".Really? Because I thought it was supposed to be cold...

On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only". I didn't realize that another one existed. Silly me

On a Japanese food processor:"Not to be used for the other use". Anyone else scared as to what that other use might be?

On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts".

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".Woah there. Ouch.

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions: "Put on fork and eat."

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". This makes no sense. It's not fake fake bacon, because fake fake bacon is another name for real bacon, but how is it real fake bacon if the bacon is fake?

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

Pardon my driving, I am reloading.

Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how living remains so popular?

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial costs and blamed it on the high cost of living.

Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.

You can't have everything, where would you put it?

Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.

"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out and loudly proclaiming 'Wow, what a ride!'" - anonymous

Please enjoy my stories and feel free to leave a review! I want to be a writer so any tips would be very helpful! :)

And I just want to say, My Favorite Stories are WORTH READING! They are amazing! So if you see one of your stories here, you should be extremely flattered! It's the biggest compliment I can give. Go read them! At least, after you've read mine x3

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Petal in the Rain by pratty-prongs-princesse reviews
Entrapped in a snobbish boarding school, Lily Evans mischievously escapes for one night, fatefully encountering London's most eligible bachelor, Lord James Potter. Set in 1940 during the Battle of Britain. A story of love, war, magic and deception.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 226,147 - Reviews: 3402 - Favs: 1,798 - Follows: 1,975 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Fading into the Rain by Anime'sDarkAngel reviews
Tsukiyomi Ikuto can't do it anymore. His heart has become as heavy as lead, and his senses are dimming themselves. If there was some way to save himself, he would, but even his mind can't will itself to believe in him anymore. Warning!: Character Death. Please read, better than the summary, Love You Tsukiyomi Ikuto! No flames please!
Shugo Chara! - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Ikuto T. - Complete
Love behind the bruises by dancergirl8295 reviews
"He hits you, he punches you, he throws you to the ground, but you believe that there is love behind every bruise he makes." Cam-Claire-Josh. Short Story about abuse.
Clique - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,427 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 5/19/2011
Shadowed Malice by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
11 years ago, my 'brother' survived the killing curse. 8 years ago I was given up for adoption. 5 years ago, my orphanage was destroyed in a bloodbath. 4 years ago I found my place at the Dark Lords side. And now, i'm going to Hogwarts, I am Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 59 - Words: 228,285 - Reviews: 2502 - Favs: 2,842 - Follows: 1,810 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Masks of Humour and Tragedy by Lyrei reviews
In a world where his beloved little brother vanquishes the Dark Lord, Harry Potter learns that perhaps even the worst attention is better than no attention at all. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 69,670 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Harry P.
Cinderella lived only in fairytales by Riauna reviews
LilyJames, AU! Lily Evans lost everything that night because of a war she always detested. Now she wants revenge for the death of her family, but under the King's law you have to be a man to fight.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 69,919 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 12/4/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Mage and Warrior by Minstrel Knight reviews
Harry is the neglected twin of the BWL. He discovers in the Chamber of Secrets a whole new world of knowledge, power and vision. Inspired, he and his friends seek to bring back the times of the Mage and Warrior. Book 1 of the Blackwolf Trilogy. HG NL DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 70,451 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 1,764 - Follows: 1,960 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W.
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It Started Like This
"I'm the sheriff- I do justice and carry out the law! Not this, whatever this is." She gestured at the air between the two of them. "It isn't a crime to fall in love, Cait." "Isn't it, though?" A sweet kiss, and then a moment of silence. "We're friends first, Cait. We always were and always will be."
League of Legends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2014 - [Caitlyn, Ezreal]
Deconstruction reviews
"She chose to share my pain and touch my wounds with a warm and tender hand, and I have found that in this life, she is the one most precious to me." A moment is shared between two yordles who find comfort in each other; quietly, flawed, but very terribly nice.
League of Legends - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/12/2014 - Veigar, Lulu - Complete
I've Met Dirt Smarter Than You! reviews
FREE MITTENS* Need a laugh? Something to occupy yourself? Some witty (or not) comebacks? You've come to the right story! WARNING: major Potter, Dumbledore, and Weasley Bashing! Harry Potter has a stupid twin. First chapter is optional- see warning inside. Twists and turns so confusing and unpredictable I can almost guarantee you'll be lost at one point. *Sorry, no free mittens :(
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,660 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Harry P., OC
Family First reviews
Shyvana, born half-dragon and half-human, was never accepted by either race. She was feared and hated since the day she was brought into existence, but what if the humans didn't leave the family alone? What if, just this once, the humans fought back?
League of Legends - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2014 - Shyvana - Complete
Arguments reviews
Lulu's life is like chapters in a book. Only, she's stuck on one chapter and it's breaking her heart. Oh Veigar, what have you done to Lulu?
League of Legends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 6/28/2014 - [Veigar, Lulu] - Complete
Claire and Derrick: A Mythical Love Story reviews
The Clique is back, but they're the sons and daughters of the Greek Gods and Goddesses. Trouble is brewing, not just on the inside, but on the outside too. It's going to take more than a few godly powers to fix this mess. What's going on? And why is Massie hitting on her half-brother? Clairington
Clique - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,378 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 4/3/2012 - [Claire L., Derrington]
Hold on to Forever reviews
"Whenever I close my eyes and imagine myself two years from now, no matter what I do, I can't imagine it without you." James and Lily had a love so deep the ocean was jealous. This is how it started. Jily oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2013 - [Lily Evans P., James P.] - Complete
Moonstar reviews
"Because when you're hopelessly in love with your best friend, all you can do is confess without meaning to. "
Vocaloid - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 4/10/2013 - [Rin K., Len K.] - Complete
Snowflake reviews
Hatsune Miku was like a snowflake. Always wandering with no place to go. Then there's that one day when they melt before evaporating into the atmosphere. It brings happiness and grief; beauty and yet still an ugly touch. Contradicting feelings brought into children's pure hearts and leaving them longing for them to come back. The only thing is, they don't. Character death!
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Miku H. - Complete
Butterfly reviews
"Until you find a caterpillar that will turn into the butterfly you have wished for your entire life. Then they spread their wings freely and fly away from you, just like everyone else." Luna Lovegood's story on how she became the way she is today, all told in a one-shot. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Luna L. - Complete
Never Forget reviews
ONESHOT There's a reason why Harry never snapped or really dealt with all of the deaths he's seen. There are no memories it's OK to forget... R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Harry P. - Complete