Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter, and Lord of the Rings.
The biggest book and manga fan ever!
I am between 10 and 15. I live in England. I do not appreciate spam.
anything that has good bit of words and stuff inthem. I enjoy history(ish) and fantasy. I hate MAry Sues and Gareth Stus. They are dispicable and are causing the rotting of peoples minds. We do not live in a fantasy story. Stop giving people hope!
same as above, possibly with more comedy, art is plausible, but the plots need to be good.
Doctor Who and anything that is in the slightest bit intresting.(What the hell am i doing with my life?)
I really enjoy Shakespeare and intresting things.
Copy and Paste this into your profile to join the Revolution; because everyone knows how much it sucks when you have 500 hits and 3 reviews... (...I've been there... Please change that... it really sucks...)
Now that the scary important stuff is over, I hope you have great success in your writing career and enjoy all that you do. (cheeky smile and wave)Live life live! i wanna live with you and fly with the unicorns!
'Life is pain! Anyone who says differently is selling something.' (Princess Bride)
Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in the true God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost
then copy and paste this in your profile
If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...
"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven...
RANDOMNESS RULES!! The long crazy part that I cannot bear to part with.
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them. (Truth)
If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile.
If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real so you could be one of them, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that -/_\- looks like Itachi, copy this into your profile. (AHAHA! OLD MAN!)
If you have ever burst out laughing in an empty room, paste this on your profile.
If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remembered, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever spun around in a chair and gone, "WEEEEE," copy and paste this into your profile. (IST CLASS)
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile. (LOAD ALREADY OR I'LL CHOP YOUR MUM!)
If you want to be the type of girl that makes the devil go "oh crap, she's up!" when your feet hit the floor in the morning copy and paste this.
If you're obsessed with writing/reading fan fictions with an OCxcharacter coupling, copy and paste this.
If you have ever read something you wrote after having someone edited it and thought “Man why didn’t I think of that.” Only to realize later that they didn’t change that part and you had been the one who wrote it, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you love anime and manga and ALL Japanese things copy this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I ASKED, "WHERE IS IT?" WHEN MY FRIEND SAID SHE LOST SOMETHING. =.O SO SMART)
I don't like bananas. Tigers are pretty. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from. If you need more excuses repost this. (GAH DAMMIT IT DIDN'T WORK.)
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile. (YOU CUT OFF MY INTERNET, I'LL CUT OFF YOUR BALLS. Wow, I just thought that up. Give credits to RandomGothicNinjaNerd if you copy! _)
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX COMMENCE THE QUOTES SECTION!!! XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Stupidity killed the cat, curiousity was framed.
F.E.A.R. Fuck Everything And Run
‘‘Jacob: Last name is Black, is a werewolf, is totally the love child of Sirius and Remus’
‘I am not easily distracte… bunny!’
‘What? Obsessed? That’s Siriusly Ridikkulus!’
‘I speak whale’ - Dory, Finding Nemo
"Politics. It means you sit down to dinner with enemies and ask how their children are." -Onua, from the book Wild Magic by Tamora Pierce
"Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like."-Will Smith
"She's nuts, he's screwed." - Two and a Half Men
"Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?"
"If I had a kid, and my kid had a dog, and the dog had a kid, and the kid had a pet, that would be you, Sid." -Ice Age 2
Admission is free, pay at the door,
It's mind over matter. I don't mind cause you don't matter.
Just 'cause I'm standin' here doesn't mean I'm listening.
I'm trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.
When I have a kid I'm gonna put him in one of those strollers for twins and then run around the mall looking frantic.
I get plenty of exercise: jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.
Why, in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?
How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you’re on.
Despite the rising costs of living, it remains a popular activity.
The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget, The more you forget, the less you know, so why learn?
I tried to sniff coke...but the ice cubes got stuck up my nose...
I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I'm on my last one!
People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.
Don’t worry, it’s just blood.
We’re not lost. I’m just not quite sure where we are.
I didn’t escape from the mental ward! Those sirens are a complete coincidence!
You have the emotional capacity of this stapler.
"I haven’t committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law."
"I'd kill for a Nobel peace prize."
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
RandomGothicNinjaNerd: Therapist = The/rapist...that's why I don't go to them. Despite medical reccomendation.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do we drink cow milk? Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, "I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze 'em.
Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?
Come to the dark side. Screw the cookies, we have anime!
Guys don't fall for me; I trip them. (I love this quote XD)
Please note: Christmas is cancelled. Apparently you told Santa you had been good this year. He died laughing.
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
You know you've got the greatest friends when the only time they make you cry is when you're laughing too hard.
I agree with the dictionary:
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do, kill me?
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
Amatures built the ark. Professionals built the titanic...(and look how that turned out)
There's nothing wrong with talking to random objects, it’s when they start to talk back that you need to worry.
Whoever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary.
It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
I'm not insensitive, I just don't care.
I'm not tense. I'm just terribly, terribly alert.
My imaginary friends think you have some serious problems.
Some people are like slinkies...they're not good for anything but it's fun to watch them fall down the stairs.
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
The statistics of insanity is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're ok, then it's you! Yup, it's me.
Growing older is mandatory. Growing up is optional!
Cry me a river, build a bridge and get over it.
You say I've lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can't lose what you never have.
According to the latest figures, 43 percent of all statistics are utterly worthless.
If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.
Tell the truth and run.
Smile! It makes them wonder what you're up to.
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
Generally, generalizations are wrong.
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research.
If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over.
The difficulty is not so great as to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.
If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?
Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.
And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.
We don't live in the world of reality; we live in the world of how we perceive reality.
If God had intended Man to smoke, he would have set him on fire.
A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic. (ironic)
Have the courage to live. Anyone can die.
Education is important. School, however, is another matter.
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months. (agreed)
What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?
I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?
When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell.
Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.
I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk.
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
If your name is Will, and youre in the army, do you get worried when people say "fire at will"?
A boy gave a girl 12 roses and one fake one and said "I will love you until the last rose dies"
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? forget scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crud up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready-made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.
Although, chainsaw beats scissor, paper and rock!
Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.
I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight.
I'm not clumsy... The floor just hates me.
I've never been smart, but I have a brain,
You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips
Many people cried when Sirius Black died.
Many people cried when Dumbledore died.
Nobody gave a crap when Peter Pettigrew and Bellatrix Lestrange died. Because they're evil! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I'm not as random as you think I salad. *Nods* (THAT IS MY FAVORITE!)
Things to do in a shop when you are bored.
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things
Things To Ponder:
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Some favorite (and completely weirdo) sayings:
I write for the same reason that I breath. . . because if I didn't then I would die.
Argh! There are WAAAY too many HP/Twilight crossovers! GET OVER NEW MOON PEOPLE! THE ENTIRE SERIES SUCKED! AND YES, I HAVE READ THEM ALL! *GO TEAM JACOB! KICK THAT SPARKLEPIRE'S ARSE!!!!!!*
The Twilight saga sucked end of story. And who came up with that almost-impossible-to pronounce name like Renesme?!
20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.
If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. Anime, video games, cartoons, comics, you name it...
I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.
If you are a Gaara Fanatic copy this into your profile
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you ever suffered from FanFiction withdraw copy this into your profile!
If you think Orochimaru is what you get when Michael Jackson and Voldemort have unprotected sex, C&P this into your profile.
All the good men in this world are either gay, taken, or fictional charaters. Copy if true. It's not fair...-sob-
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. In class, all the time!
If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.
98 percent of the population would die if Johnny Depp said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy this onto your profile if you would be one of the 2 percent that is laughing your ass off.
If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!
If you have ever considered going to the dark side since they have cookies, copy this onto your profile.
If your family wonders how you can remember all the naruto character's names, copy and paste this into your profile.
If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.
Doing homework sucks. Copy and paste this into your profile if you agree.
I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me. "
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".
Love the stupidity and randomness. NOW
QUOTES TO LIVE BY
Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster.
Oh god! They took my freaking kidney!
I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.
Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head
"Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."
Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"
Guns don't kill people. I do.
My imaginary friend doesn't like you either.
flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.
I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet
I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have.
Somebody needs a Happy Meal.
I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow
To put it nicely, I hope you choke.
If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.
Would you like a cookie? So would I.
You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.
Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.
A day without sunshine is like... night.
A rejected invention: Instant water! just add water!
Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot
Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!
Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.
I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!
I do what cheerios tell me.
I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.
I'm hearing voices in my head and they don't like you!
I'm knocking on heaven's door.. voice in back round: Knocking? You very nearly broke the bloody thing down!! me: That wasnt my fault!! It was poor constrution... I SWEAR!! Dont look at me like that...
If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.
My Braces Are Stuck To The Carpet...
Okay...so there's this thing called retarded-ness and me and my freinds, well...We've gone pro.
This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
You cannot get out of life alive
If you absolutely cannot live without one or all of these books series (Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Artemis Fowl), copy and paste this into your profile!(Me its all and alot more!)
The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.
99% of teenagers would cry if they saw Justin Bieber above the skyscraper about to jump; copy and paste this to your profile if you're the 1% who would stand there with popcorn yelling, "Do a backflip!"
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6 (hoo yeah), GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc.(:D), AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, Mrs.DiAngelo, Percabethrox17, Nico's Future Wife, DaughterofPoseidon32498, Annabeth Supporter, awesomexxxadrienne, CarriieBerriie, CoolWater123, NuEra, Sailorgirl3, theScarlettShadows
Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.
If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile.
Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!
There is no I in TEAM but there is a ME in AWESOME
I hide my heartfelt concern for others with sarcasm and indifference.
There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead.
When Remus J. Lupin rules the world all problems will be solved with chocolate.
I learned parseltongue for my foreign language coarse.
I will never ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling.
I will not scream lumos at the light switch... again.
I will not under any circumstances ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss.cough sure cough
I will not bring a fortune cookie/magic 8 ball to divination class (for extra credit).
I will not jump up in the middle of an Order or DA meeting and yell "Voldemort, run!"
I will not relate all of my Vocab words to fictional characters (I think I'll do it anyway).
I will not write fanfiction instead of doing my homework. Again.
I will not list the name of everyone that died in Harry Potter and Death Hallows on my science work.
I will not relate all the dates in my history homework to the Wizarding Timeline.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
I love reading, writing and anything to do with music - it's one of my passions.
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.
BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13., Slytherin Queen 1.30, SailorGirl3, TheScarlettShadows (Not even kidding- I'd rather bring a book and read then talk. I didn't hang out with people properly until year 7 1/2. I am not sociable at all. i hate talking unless I am very hyper(which is rare, and a large cup and a half of sweets couldn't do that to me) when i them go on crazy rants and start talking to myself. i feel so unloved!!!But I am proud of who I am.)
Perfection is a waste of time.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile (Well, no reason that is visibly understandable).
If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, NarnianLady, KingdomHeartsNerd, TohruROX2221, Slytherin Queen 1.03, SailorGirl3,TheScarlettShadows
If you are so obsessed with Harry Potter that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If your friends are considering torturing you to stop you talking about a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you are in love with a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile.
DON'T GO HATING SLYTHERINS!
SEVERUS SNAPE IS GOOD! I STAND BY MY GREASY POTIONS MASTER! POST THIS IN YOUR PROFILE AND SPREAD THE TRUTH! (he really isn't all that greasy...)And he is amazing and so misjudged. Like little Draykins and Harry Potter's homelife. So there.
If you're paranoid, copy this to your profile/signature!
If you think that anyone with a profile this long HAS to be a good, creative, cool writer, copy this into your profile and spread the love of everything awesome!
-If you're not too fond of little children, then copy this onto your profile. (Except little babies... they're sooooooooo cute- except when they're crying!)
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just one review, paste this into your profile.
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.
If you think that Fan fiction absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.
If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile. (Also, the phrase, "JK, LOL, smiley face!")
If you like to root for the bad guys in movies/TV shows, copy and paste this into your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, -xIxHEARTxEDWARDx-, sakurabloom1124, Phish Tacko, fictionfreak93, InkAndPaperTwin, OnTheHour.EveryHour, DarkAngelSnapeLover, Slytherin Queen 1.30, SailorGirl3, TheScarlettShadows
If you have inside jokes... with yourself... copy and paste this into your profile. (...PEOPLE STILL Don't GET IT!rAWR!)
I love Potter Puppet Pals!
You know something sad? I know more about Harry Potter than American History (it depends on the subject in American History... one of my many interests is history...)
If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.
The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep.
Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.
My favorite word is sarcasm.
God created boys before girls because every true artist creates a rough draft before a masterpiece.
So many boys, so many reasons to stay alone
Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you are all the same.
Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!
My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway. You see this guys? I'm talking to you! No, not you, you! Nevermind, guys...I just felt like pointing this out...
Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."
"You are without doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of."
"But you have heard of me."- Commodore Norrington and Captain Jack Sparrow
"I've got a jar of dirt, I've got a jar of dirt... and guess what's inside it!" -Captain Jack Sparrow
"Now, you two- Behave yourselves. If I get one word that you've blown up a toilet or-"
"Blown up a toilet? We've never blown up a tiolet."
"Great idea though, thanks, Mum." :Fred and George. PS.
Being normal is for freaks."-unknown
"We're going to throw tomatoes at the president! Tomatoes, and chairs, and chair-y tomatoes!"-unknown
"Exile. I'm in exile. They've banished me from the lunch table."-unknown
They told me to sit in the corner! me! I'm already sitting in the corner. Now i'm going to cry.-unknown
"They have sent us to this dungeon, more commonly known as school."-unknown
"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then let everyone else wonder how you did it." -unknown
"You laugh at me now, but you won't be laughing at me when I crawl out from under your bed tonight."
"Penguins!! They steal your sanity one brain cell at a time!!"
"What girls don't seem to know: If a guy acts like he hates you, chances are he likes you. What guys don't seem to know: If a girl acts like she hates you, chances are she hates you."
"Go ahead and talk about me behind my back, but I have advice for you. Click your heels together and say: 'I NEED A LIFE!'"
"Do you remember me telling you we are practicing nonverbal spells, Potter?"
"Yes," Harry said stiffly.
"There's no need to call me sir, Professor." :Harry. HBP.
An essay is an attempt to explain something that could have been said in two sentences
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask myself random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone’s liver?')
You live off of sugar and words (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random nad make no sense to anyone but you.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think that the portrayal of Harry and Ginny's relationship in the sixth movie was a complete and utter mess, copy and paste this on to your profile. (or that the relationship was the biggest mistake imaginable)
If you like to pretend that Fred Weasley never died, copy and paste this on to your profile. (I pretend that every day. My friends and I actually 'saw' him at a football game once. He was with Katie Bell.)
If you are annoyed that Snape's 'It's over' line is in the trailer and not the movie! copy and paste this on to your profile.
Why is Cinderella a fairy tale? Any idiot can lose a shoe!
If you believe some teachers are seriously prejudiced, copy an paste this in your profile.
'you're just jealous because the voices only talk to me'
If you think High School Musical is evil,and brainwashes little kids,copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile.
If you have stared at your computer for a complete hour copying and pasting copy and paste its into your profile copy and paste this into your profile.
If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you dare to say the Dark Lord's name, copy and paste this into your profile.
If people tend to tell you you write very good and should go ahead with it copy this to your profile
MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS! ( TRANSLATION: GOD, THIS IS GONNA BE HARD) by the way, the first four where very close
1: Kvothe(The name of the Wind)
2:Bex Baxter (Gallahagar Girls)
3: Macey McHenry (GG)
4: Severus Snape (HP)
5:Annabeth Chase (PJO)
6: Draco Malfoy (HP)
7: Harry Potter(HP)
8: Liz Sutton (GG)
9: Hermione Granger (HP)
The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.
If you are a serial killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM ME. If you are a cereal killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM MY CHERRIOS.
Continue the High School Musical Sucks Train! Add your name! Stephanie Pascal, x Rajah x, sundrynotes, theheartyearns, Hopeless-EO-Shipper, Phish Tacko, Slytherin Queen 1.30, SailorGirl3, TheScarlettShadows
STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE!
Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity?
You do realize that if you've read this far, you've given me brief control of your mind. You shall never be the same. Bwaha!
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
If you're quiet a lot but you're ALSO really loud, copt this into your profile.
Paste the bunny on your profile and join the dark side! We have cookies!
Common sense is the enemy of comedy.'
'Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART.'
- YOUR GUY SIDE -
You love hoodies.
- YOUR GIRL SIDE -
You wear lip gloss/stick.
Total: 4( what! I am over two times more on the guys side than the girls! This is not possible! i am a female person! what is wrong with my life?!There is a humonguos difference! Noooooooo. Actually, its not all that bad to be honest. I'm cool. Mwahahahaha!!!!!)
Boys say that in everything they do, they can kick a girl's butt so bad that they cry. If you're a girl who kicks the boys' butts so bad they cry like girls(the ones that can't do a thing for themselves, they are nothing more than sniveling babies), copy this into your profile, and add your name KaidaThorn Gingerstar14 ZaraPotterCullen,Hawk's-Gal4077, Xqulth, WolfDog127, Slytherin Queen 1.30, SailorGirl3, TheScarlettShadows
If you have ever yelled at your television because a character or someone you don't like was on copy and paste this into your profile.
I'd rather be hated for who I am then be loved for who I'm not.
ACTUAL PRODUCT LABELS THAT SCARE ME:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
This door is alarmed!...what startled it?
Dumbledore has an army, so does Snape, it consists of me, myself and I.
If you would cause a could-be world apocolypse just to have Justin Bieber's music banned, copy this into your profile!
When life gives you Edward Cullen, throw him back and demand someone cooler (like your elementary school janitor, perhaps? Or Cedric Diggory?)
“Of course I'm not a vampire. Do you people even watch movies? Vampires are terrifying undead monsters created to force horror into the hearts of the living. They are truly, truly scary motherfuckers. I wear makeup, and I sparkle. I mean it, I sparkle like a diamond-studded...thing. Anyone who thinks I'm a real vampire is a cretin and a loon.”-edward cullen himself the @*&!*/@" £$%&*@;
A fail so epic, it's almost a win.
Justin Beiber...epic fail...and not a win. At all.
Twilight :such a fail...
my friends...awesomer than giraffes...and giraffes...they're awesome...
Dear Justin Beiber, please stop singing, it makes my ears bleed.
Dora is only teaching kids to be stupid, I mean, c'mon, any normal kid could see the giant mountain that is RIGHT. THERE. BEHIND THEM!!!!
We get it. You're the map. Why don't you say it again in case we didn't hear you?!?!?!?!
If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.
If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.( I wanna have eagle wings!Like Fnag or max Ride from Maximum Ride! I want them!* starts drooling at the mouth!*
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy this in your profile.
Life is like a pack of chewing-gum; I've yet to figure out why.
If you hate it when new-comers barge in, declare themselves supreme rulers of your fandom, and begin trying to define what's cool and what isn't, PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile
If you think fanfiction contributes to society and people ought to get placed in Guiness books for it, copy and paste this to your profile
If your definition of happiness is jumping up and down your bed (and then laughing your head off when you fall and bump your head), copy and paste this to our profile
I'm like time... I can't be stopped.
Shut up voices or I’ll poke you with a Q-tip again!
If you can’t stand the heat, don’t tickle the dragon.
WHO IS YOUR ROLE MODEL??
Try it without looking at answers
1) Pick your favorite number between 1-9
2) Multiply by 3 then
3) Add 3, then again Multiply by 3 (I'll wait while you get the calculator...)
4) You'll get a 2 or 3 digit number….
5) Add the digits together
Now with that number see who your ROLE MODEL
2. Nelson Mandela
5. Bill Gates
7. Brad Pitt
10. Barack Obama
I know...I just have that effect on people...one day you too can be like me... :) Believe it!
PS. Stop picking different numbers. I AM YOUR IDOL, JUST DEAL WITH IT!!
Help I've fallen and i can’t...hey nice carpet!
Whoever said nothings impossible never tried to nail jell-o to a tree! Try it, Beaver boy!
"If you can't laugh at yourself make fun of other people".
If you have ever heard the voices of the characters of the book you're reading in your head...copy/paste this into your profile. (Have ever? They talk to me every day! X3 They help me get through with life!)
15 percent of every high school population is considered "Popular". 20 percent is desperate to become a part of the popular 15 percent. 20 percent couldn't care less. 15 percent realize that popularity doesn't matter. 10 are too busy worrying about their grades to care. 5 percent are goth, 5 percent can speak another language fluently, and 5 percent are too stupid to realize that no one likes them. If you are a part of the 5 percent who think the 'unpopular' 85 percent should rebel against the popular 15 percent, copy this into your profile
92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them is was uncool to breathe. Copy this to your profile if you are one of the 8 percent that would be laughing there heads off.
WAYS TO ANNOY ANY TWILIGHT FAN
1. Steal their copy of Twilight and replace it with one of your Harry Potter books in a Twilight dust jacket. (Plesant suprise)
2. Tell them that Edward is a "hand-me-down" because the Twilight movies got him after the Harry Potter movies were finished with him.
3. List other "hand-me-downs" from the books, like the last names of Black and Clearwater... (Vampires, shape-shifters... you get the picture. When I was reading Twilight, I just kept thinking of what they took from HP.)
4. State that you think Edward would be hotter if he had a lightning scar on his forehead.
5. "Accidentally" call Edward, Sanguini. (Okay, I don't even get this one!)
6. Explain in detail how any wizard can possess all the gifts (seeing the future, reading minds, etc.), that a vampire would only have one of. (... Wizards are pretty awesome)
7. Whenever they mention Jacob Black, innocently ask if they meant the love child of Remus and Sirius.
8. Say that Bella and Filch would make a cute couple. (I've always thought that... well, Bella from the movies, yeah)
9. Flinch whenever they say "Edward" and tell them to say "You-Know-Who."
10. Whenever they describe the vampires of the Twilight series (sparkly skin, no fangs, etc.), contradict them, and tell them what "real" vampires, out of Harry Potter, are like.
11. Explain how Twilight werewolves are really Animagi, and ask whether they've registered with the Ministry.
If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.
Sigh* I need to stop looking at people's profiles.
A friend will cover for you. But a real friend will sit next to you in detention and say "That was so worth it!"
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.
A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.
A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.
Friend's will always be like '' well you deserve better'' but best friends will be prank calling him saying '' you will die in seven days''
Can I not have this friend?!
My To Do List
Give someone a package and say kinda loud, "Here's the next clue, meet me at Sector 57 at o-seven hundred hours tomarrow. Bring no one."
Smile...tomorrow might just be better.
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons. To them you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup