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The biggest book and manga fan ever!

I am between 10 and 15. I live in England. I do not appreciate spam.

Favourite books:

anything that has good bit of words and stuff inthem. I enjoy history(ish) and fantasy. I hate MAry Sues and Gareth Stus. They are dispicable and are causing the rotting of peoples minds. We do not live in a fantasy story. Stop giving people hope!

Favourite anime'manga:

same as above, possibly with more comedy, art is plausible, but the plots need to be good.

1.1/2 prince

Skip beat

Favourite Shows:

Doctor Who and anything that is in the slightest bit intresting.(What the hell am i doing with my life?)

I really enjoy Shakespeare and intresting things.

Copy and Paste this into your profile to join the Revolution; because everyone knows how much it sucks when you have 500 hits and 3 reviews... (...I've been there... Please change that... it really sucks...)

Now that the scary important stuff is over, I hope you have great success in your writing career and enjoy all that you do. (cheeky smile and wave)Live life live! i wanna live with you and fly with the unicorns!

'Life is pain! Anyone who says differently is selling something.' (Princess Bride)

Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the true God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven...


RANDOMNESS RULES!! The long crazy part that I cannot bear to part with.

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them. (Truth)

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile.

If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real so you could be one of them, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that -/_\- looks like Itachi, copy this into your profile. (AHAHA! OLD MAN!)

If you have ever burst out laughing in an empty room, paste this on your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remembered, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever spun around in a chair and gone, "WEEEEE," copy and paste this into your profile. (IST CLASS)

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile. (LOAD ALREADY OR I'LL CHOP YOUR MUM!)

If you want to be the type of girl that makes the devil go "oh crap, she's up!" when your feet hit the floor in the morning copy and paste this.

If you're obsessed with writing/reading fan fictions with an OCxcharacter coupling, copy and paste this.

If you have ever read something you wrote after having someone edited it and thought “Man why didn’t I think of that.” Only to realize later that they didn’t change that part and you had been the one who wrote it, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you love anime and manga and ALL Japanese things copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I ASKED, "WHERE IS IT?" WHEN MY FRIEND SAID SHE LOST SOMETHING. =.O SO SMART)

I don't like bananas. Tigers are pretty. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from. If you need more excuses repost this. (GAH DAMMIT IT DIDN'T WORK.)

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile. (YOU CUT OFF MY INTERNET, I'LL CUT OFF YOUR BALLS. Wow, I just thought that up. Give credits to RandomGothicNinjaNerd if you copy! _)

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX COMMENCE THE QUOTES SECTION!!! XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Stupidity killed the cat, curiousity was framed.

F.E.A.R. Fuck Everything And Run

‘‘Jacob: Last name is Black, is a werewolf, is totally the love child of Sirius and Remus’

‘I am not easily distracte… bunny!’

‘What? Obsessed? That’s Siriusly Ridikkulus!’

‘I speak whale’ - Dory, Finding Nemo

"Politics. It means you sit down to dinner with enemies and ask how their children are." -Onua, from the book Wild Magic by Tamora Pierce

"Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like."-Will Smith

"She's nuts, he's screwed." - Two and a Half Men

"Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?"

"If I had a kid, and my kid had a dog, and the dog had a kid, and the kid had a pet, that would be you, Sid." -Ice Age 2

Admission is free, pay at the door,
Pull up a chair and sit on the floor,
On a bright sunny day in the middle of the night,
2 dead boys got up to get in a fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Pulled out their knives and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
Came to the scene and shot the dead boys.
If you don't believe my story's true,
Ask the blind man he saw it too.

It's mind over matter. I don't mind cause you don't matter.

Just 'cause I'm standin' here doesn't mean I'm listening.

I'm trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

When I have a kid I'm gonna put him in one of those strollers for twins and then run around the mall looking frantic.

I get plenty of exercise: jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.

Why, in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you’re on.

Despite the rising costs of living, it remains a popular activity.

The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget, The more you forget, the less you know, so why learn?

I tried to sniff coke...but the ice cubes got stuck up my nose...

I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I'm on my last one!

People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.

Don’t worry, it’s just blood.

We’re not lost. I’m just not quite sure where we are.

I didn’t escape from the mental ward! Those sirens are a complete coincidence!

You have the emotional capacity of this stapler.

"I haven’t committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law."

"I'd kill for a Nobel peace prize."

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

RandomGothicNinjaNerd: Therapist = The/rapist...that's why I don't go to them. Despite medical reccomendation.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do we drink cow milk? Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, "I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze 'em.

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?

Come to the dark side. Screw the cookies, we have anime!

Guys don't fall for me; I trip them. (I love this quote XD)

Please note: Christmas is cancelled. Apparently you told Santa you had been good this year. He died laughing.

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

You know you've got the greatest friends when the only time they make you cry is when you're laughing too hard.

I agree with the dictionary:
Girls before Guys
Fun before Studying (definitely)
Friendship before Love

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do, kill me?

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Amatures built the ark. Professionals built the titanic...(and look how that turned out)

There's nothing wrong with talking to random objects, it’s when they start to talk back that you need to worry.

Whoever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary.

It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care.

I'm not tense. I'm just terribly, terribly alert.

My imaginary friends think you have some serious problems.

Some people are like slinkies...they're not good for anything but it's fun to watch them fall down the stairs.

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

The statistics of insanity is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're ok, then it's you! Yup, it's me.

Growing older is mandatory. Growing up is optional!

Cry me a river, build a bridge and get over it.

You say I've lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can't lose what you never have.

According to the latest figures, 43 percent of all statistics are utterly worthless.

If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.

Tell the truth and run.

Smile! It makes them wonder what you're up to.

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.

Generally, generalizations are wrong.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research.

If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over.

The difficulty is not so great as to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.

If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?

Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.

And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.

We don't live in the world of reality; we live in the world of how we perceive reality.

If God had intended Man to smoke, he would have set him on fire.

A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic. (ironic)

Have the courage to live. Anyone can die.

Education is important. School, however, is another matter.

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months. (agreed)

What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?

When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell.

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

If your name is Will, and youre in the army, do you get worried when people say "fire at will"?

A boy gave a girl 12 roses and one fake one and said "I will love you until the last rose dies"

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? forget scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crud up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready-made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

Although, chainsaw beats scissor, paper and rock!

Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.

I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight.

I'm not clumsy... The floor just hates me.

I've never been smart, but I have a brain,
I know I'm not normal but feel insane,
Not always right but I'm never wrong,
Overpowering weakness to be strong

You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips

Many people cried when Sirius Black died.

Many people cried when Dumbledore died.

Nobody gave a crap when Peter Pettigrew and Bellatrix Lestrange died. Because they're evil! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I'm not as random as you think I salad. *Nods* (THAT IS MY FAVORITE!)

Things to do in a shop when you are bored.

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

Things To Ponder:

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station..
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?
Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?
Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?
Why does the word "Filipino" start with the letter F ?
Why are the copyright dates on movies and television shows written in Roman numbers?

Some favorite (and completely weirdo) sayings:

I write for the same reason that I breath. . . because if I didn't then I would die.
I had a thought but it got lonely and went away.
Money talks and mine says "Good-bye."
Touch it and see if it's hot (you just had to be there for that one)
It's okay to talk to yourself, it's okay to ask yourself questions, it's even okay to answer those questions. Just don't ever ask yourself a question and then go "huh?"
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
Don't spend money you don't have cause at some point they're going to want it and you're still not going to have it.
A friend will bail you out of jail at two o'clock in the morning but a true friend will be sitting in the cell beside you saying "Damn that was fun!"
A friend will help you move but a true friend will help you move a body
Due to the worsening of the economy the light at the end of the tunnel has been temporarily turned off.
I do not suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
My train of thought got derailed.
If someone gave you half a brain, you'd still only have half a brain.
All things in the world are mind over matter; if you don't mind then it doesn't matter.
Close only counts in horseshoes and handgrenades.
Most people have a filter between their brain and their mouth that tells them when they shouldn't say something. Me, not so much
Shut up brain or I'll stab you with a Q-tip again.
The more things change, the more things remain. . . insane.
You have hate mail. . . you have more hate mail. . . your hate mailbox is full. (occassionably Disney comes up with some real winners.)
Knowledge is power. . . power corrupts. . . study hard. . . BE EVIL!
Your talking is getting in the way of my telling you to shut up.
I'm in hillbilly hell! My IQ is dropping by the second! I'm becoming one of them!
Why is the rum always gone?!
'Stress' A condition brought on by over riding the body's desire to kick someone's ass.
Always glad to inadvertantly inspire genius.

Argh! There are WAAAY too many HP/Twilight crossovers! GET OVER NEW MOON PEOPLE! THE ENTIRE SERIES SUCKED! AND YES, I HAVE READ THEM ALL! *GO TEAM JACOB! KICK THAT SPARKLEPIRE'S ARSE!!!!!!*

The Twilight saga sucked end of story. And who came up with that almost-impossible-to pronounce name like Renesme?!

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. Anime, video games, cartoons, comics, you name it...

I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.

If you are a Gaara Fanatic copy this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you ever suffered from FanFiction withdraw copy this into your profile!

If you think Orochimaru is what you get when Michael Jackson and Voldemort have unprotected sex, C&P this into your profile.

All the good men in this world are either gay, taken, or fictional charaters. Copy if true. It's not fair...-sob-

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. In class, all the time!

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the population would die if Johnny Depp said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy this onto your profile if you would be one of the 2 percent that is laughing your ass off.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever considered going to the dark side since they have cookies, copy this onto your profile.

If your family wonders how you can remember all the naruto character's names, copy and paste this into your profile.

If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

Doing homework sucks. Copy and paste this into your profile if you agree.

LOL

I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me. "

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".

Love the stupidity and randomness. NOW

QUOTES TO LIVE BY

Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster.

Oh god! They took my freaking kidney!

I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.

Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head

"Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."

Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

Guns don't kill people. I do.

My imaginary friend doesn't like you either.

flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.

I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have.

Somebody needs a Happy Meal.

I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow

To put it nicely, I hope you choke.

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

Would you like a cookie? So would I.

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.

A day without sunshine is like... night.

A rejected invention: Instant water! just add water!

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot

Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!

Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

I do what cheerios tell me.

I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.

I'm hearing voices in my head and they don't like you!

I'm knocking on heaven's door.. voice in back round: Knocking? You very nearly broke the bloody thing down!! me: That wasnt my fault!! It was poor constrution... I SWEAR!! Dont look at me like that...

If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.

My Braces Are Stuck To The Carpet...

Okay...so there's this thing called retarded-ness and me and my freinds, well...We've gone pro.

Kitty!

This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
signature to help him gain world domination

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じしf,)ノ

Put this
(o)on your page
if you like music

You cannot get out of life alive

If you absolutely cannot live without one or all of these books series (Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Artemis Fowl), copy and paste this into your profile!(Me its all and alot more!)

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw Justin Bieber above the skyscraper about to jump; copy and paste this to your profile if you're the 1% who would stand there with popcorn yelling, "Do a backflip!"

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6 (hoo yeah), GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc.(:D), AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, Mrs.DiAngelo, Percabethrox17, Nico's Future Wife, DaughterofPoseidon32498, Annabeth Supporter, awesomexxxadrienne, CarriieBerriie, CoolWater123, NuEra, Sailorgirl3, theScarlettShadows

Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!

There is no I in TEAM but there is a ME in AWESOME

I hide my heartfelt concern for others with sarcasm and indifference.

There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead.

When Remus J. Lupin rules the world all problems will be solved with chocolate.

I learned parseltongue for my foreign language coarse.

I will never ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling.

I will not scream lumos at the light switch... again.

I will not under any circumstances ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss.cough sure cough

I will not bring a fortune cookie/magic 8 ball to divination class (for extra credit).

I will not jump up in the middle of an Order or DA meeting and yell "Voldemort, run!"

I will not relate all of my Vocab words to fictional characters (I think I'll do it anyway).

I will not write fanfiction instead of doing my homework. Again.

I will not list the name of everyone that died in Harry Potter and Death Hallows on my science work.

I will not relate all the dates in my history homework to the Wizarding Timeline.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

I love reading, writing and anything to do with music - it's one of my passions.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.
I am the girl that people look through when I say something.
I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.
I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.
I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.
I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13., Slytherin Queen 1.30, SailorGirl3, TheScarlettShadows (Not even kidding- I'd rather bring a book and read then talk. I didn't hang out with people properly until year 7 1/2. I am not sociable at all. i hate talking unless I am very hyper(which is rare, and a large cup and a half of sweets couldn't do that to me) when i them go on crazy rants and start talking to myself. i feel so unloved!!!But I am proud of who I am.)

Perfection is a waste of time.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile (Well, no reason that is visibly understandable).

If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, NarnianLady, KingdomHeartsNerd, TohruROX2221, Slytherin Queen 1.03, SailorGirl3,TheScarlettShadows

If you are so obsessed with Harry Potter that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If your friends are considering torturing you to stop you talking about a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are in love with a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile.

DON'T GO HATING SLYTHERINS!

SEVERUS SNAPE IS GOOD! I STAND BY MY GREASY POTIONS MASTER! POST THIS IN YOUR PROFILE AND SPREAD THE TRUTH! (he really isn't all that greasy...)And he is amazing and so misjudged. Like little Draykins and Harry Potter's homelife. So there.

If you're paranoid, copy this to your profile/signature!

If you think that anyone with a profile this long HAS to be a good, creative, cool writer, copy this into your profile and spread the love of everything awesome!

-If you're not too fond of little children, then copy this onto your profile. (Except little babies... they're sooooooooo cute- except when they're crying!)

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just one review, paste this into your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you think that Fan fiction absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile. (Also, the phrase, "JK, LOL, smiley face!")

If you like to root for the bad guys in movies/TV shows, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, -xIxHEARTxEDWARDx-, sakurabloom1124, Phish Tacko, fictionfreak93, InkAndPaperTwin, OnTheHour.EveryHour, DarkAngelSnapeLover, Slytherin Queen 1.30, SailorGirl3, TheScarlettShadows

If you have inside jokes... with yourself... copy and paste this into your profile. (...PEOPLE STILL Don't GET IT!rAWR!)

I love Potter Puppet Pals!

You know something sad? I know more about Harry Potter than American History (it depends on the subject in American History... one of my many interests is history...)

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep.

Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

My favorite word is sarcasm.

God created boys before girls because every true artist creates a rough draft before a masterpiece.

So many boys, so many reasons to stay alone

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you are all the same.

Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!

My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway. You see this guys? I'm talking to you! No, not you, you! Nevermind, guys...I just felt like pointing this out...

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."

Quotes:

"You are without doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of."

"But you have heard of me."- Commodore Norrington and Captain Jack Sparrow

"I've got a jar of dirt, I've got a jar of dirt... and guess what's inside it!" -Captain Jack Sparrow

"Now, you two- Behave yourselves. If I get one word that you've blown up a toilet or-"

"Blown up a toilet? We've never blown up a tiolet."

"Great idea though, thanks, Mum." :Fred and George. PS.

Being normal is for freaks."-unknown

"We're going to throw tomatoes at the president! Tomatoes, and chairs, and chair-y tomatoes!"-unknown

"Exile. I'm in exile. They've banished me from the lunch table."-unknown

They told me to sit in the corner! me! I'm already sitting in the corner. Now i'm going to cry.-unknown

"They have sent us to this dungeon, more commonly known as school."-unknown

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then let everyone else wonder how you did it." -unknown

"You laugh at me now, but you won't be laughing at me when I crawl out from under your bed tonight."

"Penguins!! They steal your sanity one brain cell at a time!!"

"What girls don't seem to know: If a guy acts like he hates you, chances are he likes you. What guys don't seem to know: If a girl acts like she hates you, chances are she hates you."

"Go ahead and talk about me behind my back, but I have advice for you. Click your heels together and say: 'I NEED A LIFE!'"

"Do you remember me telling you we are practicing nonverbal spells, Potter?"

"Yes," Harry said stiffly.

"Yes, sir."

"There's no need to call me sir, Professor." :Harry. HBP.

An essay is an attempt to explain something that could have been said in two sentences

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask myself random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone’s liver?')

You live off of sugar and words (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random nad make no sense to anyone but you.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that the portrayal of Harry and Ginny's relationship in the sixth movie was a complete and utter mess, copy and paste this on to your profile. (or that the relationship was the biggest mistake imaginable)

If you like to pretend that Fred Weasley never died, copy and paste this on to your profile. (I pretend that every day. My friends and I actually 'saw' him at a football game once. He was with Katie Bell.)

If you are annoyed that Snape's 'It's over' line is in the trailer and not the movie! copy and paste this on to your profile.

Why is Cinderella a fairy tale? Any idiot can lose a shoe!

If you believe some teachers are seriously prejudiced, copy an paste this in your profile.

'you're just jealous because the voices only talk to me'

If you think High School Musical is evil,and brainwashes little kids,copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile.

If you have stared at your computer for a complete hour copying and pasting copy and paste its into your profile copy and paste this into your profile.

If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you dare to say the Dark Lord's name, copy and paste this into your profile.

If people tend to tell you you write very good and should go ahead with it copy this to your profile

MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS! ( TRANSLATION: GOD, THIS IS GONNA BE HARD) by the way, the first four where very close

1: Kvothe(The name of the Wind)

2:Bex Baxter (Gallahagar Girls)

3: Macey McHenry (GG)

4: Severus Snape (HP)

5:Annabeth Chase (PJO)

6: Draco Malfoy (HP)

7: Harry Potter(HP)

8: Liz Sutton (GG)

9: Hermione Granger (HP)

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

If you are a serial killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM ME. If you are a cereal killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM MY CHERRIOS.

Continue the High School Musical Sucks Train! Add your name! Stephanie Pascal, x Rajah x, sundrynotes, theheartyearns, Hopeless-EO-Shipper, Phish Tacko, Slytherin Queen 1.30, SailorGirl3, TheScarlettShadows

STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE!

Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity?

You do realize that if you've read this far, you've given me brief control of your mind. You shall never be the same. Bwaha!

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you're quiet a lot but you're ALSO really loud, copt this into your profile.

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Paste the bunny on your profile and join the dark side! We have cookies!

Common sense is the enemy of comedy.'

'Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART.'

- YOUR GUY SIDE -

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt- sometimes

You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.

You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV.(It depends on the sport... Sailing and skiing- heck yeah! Anything else- ipod's in and I'm logged onto Fanfiction)
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice..

You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.

It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favourite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

TOTAL: 18

- YOUR GIRL SIDE -

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love skirts.
Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mum for advice.
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favourite colors.(only the dark purple and gold. God i detest pink!)
You hate wearing the colour black.
You like hanging out at the shopping centre.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewellery.
Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance. (Sorry to say, but I love ballet and figure skating.)
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower and get dressed.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can
You like wearing body perfume.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.

Like being the star of every thing.

Total: 4( what! I am over two times more on the guys side than the girls! This is not possible! i am a female person! what is wrong with my life?!There is a humonguos difference! Noooooooo. Actually, its not all that bad to be honest. I'm cool. Mwahahahaha!!!!!)

Boys say that in everything they do, they can kick a girl's butt so bad that they cry. If you're a girl who kicks the boys' butts so bad they cry like girls(the ones that can't do a thing for themselves, they are nothing more than sniveling babies), copy this into your profile, and add your name KaidaThorn Gingerstar14 ZaraPotterCullen,Hawk's-Gal4077, Xqulth, WolfDog127, Slytherin Queen 1.30, SailorGirl3, TheScarlettShadows

If you have ever yelled at your television because a character or someone you don't like was on copy and paste this into your profile.

I'd rather be hated for who I am then be loved for who I'm not.

ACTUAL PRODUCT LABELS THAT SCARE ME:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

This door is alarmed!...what startled it?

Dumbledore has an army, so does Snape, it consists of me, myself and I.

If you would cause a could-be world apocolypse just to have Justin Bieber's music banned, copy this into your profile!

When life gives you Edward Cullen, throw him back and demand someone cooler (like your elementary school janitor, perhaps? Or Cedric Diggory?)

“Of course I'm not a vampire. Do you people even watch movies? Vampires are terrifying undead monsters created to force horror into the hearts of the living. They are truly, truly scary motherfuckers. I wear makeup, and I sparkle. I mean it, I sparkle like a diamond-studded...thing. Anyone who thinks I'm a real vampire is a cretin and a loon.”-edward cullen himself the @*&!*/@" £$%&*@;

A fail so epic, it's almost a win.

Justin Beiber...epic fail...and not a win. At all.

Twilight :such a fail...

my friends...awesomer than giraffes...and giraffes...they're awesome...

Dear Justin Beiber, please stop singing, it makes my ears bleed.

Dora is only teaching kids to be stupid, I mean, c'mon, any normal kid could see the giant mountain that is RIGHT. THERE. BEHIND THEM!!!!

We get it. You're the map. Why don't you say it again in case we didn't hear you?!?!?!?!

If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.( I wanna have eagle wings!Like Fnag or max Ride from Maximum Ride! I want them!* starts drooling at the mouth!*

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy this in your profile.

Life is like a pack of chewing-gum; I've yet to figure out why.

If you hate it when new-comers barge in, declare themselves supreme rulers of your fandom, and begin trying to define what's cool and what isn't, PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile

If you think fanfiction contributes to society and people ought to get placed in Guiness books for it, copy and paste this to your profile

If your definition of happiness is jumping up and down your bed (and then laughing your head off when you fall and bump your head), copy and paste this to our profile

I'm like time... I can't be stopped.

Shut up voices or I’ll poke you with a Q-tip again!

If you can’t stand the heat, don’t tickle the dragon.

WHO IS YOUR ROLE MODEL??

Try it without looking at answers

1) Pick your favorite number between 1-9

2) Multiply by 3 then

3) Add 3, then again Multiply by 3 (I'll wait while you get the calculator...)

4) You'll get a 2 or 3 digit number….

5) Add the digits together

Now with that number see who your ROLE MODEL
is from the list below :

1. Einstein

2. Nelson Mandela

5. Bill Gates

6. Gandhi

7. Brad Pitt

8. Hitler

9. TheScarlettShadows

10. Barack Obama

I know...I just have that effect on people...one day you too can be like me... :) Believe it!

PS. Stop picking different numbers. I AM YOUR IDOL, JUST DEAL WITH IT!!

Help I've fallen and i can’t...hey nice carpet!

Whoever said nothings impossible never tried to nail jell-o to a tree! Try it, Beaver boy!

"If you can't laugh at yourself make fun of other people".

If you have ever heard the voices of the characters of the book you're reading in your head...copy/paste this into your profile. (Have ever? They talk to me every day! X3 They help me get through with life!)

15 percent of every high school population is considered "Popular". 20 percent is desperate to become a part of the popular 15 percent. 20 percent couldn't care less. 15 percent realize that popularity doesn't matter. 10 are too busy worrying about their grades to care. 5 percent are goth, 5 percent can speak another language fluently, and 5 percent are too stupid to realize that no one likes them. If you are a part of the 5 percent who think the 'unpopular' 85 percent should rebel against the popular 15 percent, copy this into your profile

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them is was uncool to breathe. Copy this to your profile if you are one of the 8 percent that would be laughing there heads off.

WAYS TO ANNOY ANY TWILIGHT FAN

1. Steal their copy of Twilight and replace it with one of your Harry Potter books in a Twilight dust jacket. (Plesant suprise)

2. Tell them that Edward is a "hand-me-down" because the Twilight movies got him after the Harry Potter movies were finished with him.

3. List other "hand-me-downs" from the books, like the last names of Black and Clearwater... (Vampires, shape-shifters... you get the picture. When I was reading Twilight, I just kept thinking of what they took from HP.)

4. State that you think Edward would be hotter if he had a lightning scar on his forehead.

5. "Accidentally" call Edward, Sanguini. (Okay, I don't even get this one!)

6. Explain in detail how any wizard can possess all the gifts (seeing the future, reading minds, etc.), that a vampire would only have one of. (... Wizards are pretty awesome)

7. Whenever they mention Jacob Black, innocently ask if they meant the love child of Remus and Sirius.

8. Say that Bella and Filch would make a cute couple. (I've always thought that... well, Bella from the movies, yeah)

9. Flinch whenever they say "Edward" and tell them to say "You-Know-Who."

10. Whenever they describe the vampires of the Twilight series (sparkly skin, no fangs, etc.), contradict them, and tell them what "real" vampires, out of Harry Potter, are like.

11. Explain how Twilight werewolves are really Animagi, and ask whether they've registered with the Ministry.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.

Sigh* I need to stop looking at people's profiles.

A friend will cover for you. But a real friend will sit next to you in detention and say "That was so worth it!"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.

Friend's will always be like '' well you deserve better'' but best friends will be prank calling him saying '' you will die in seven days''

Can I not have this friend?!

My To Do List

Give someone a package and say kinda loud, "Here's the next clue, meet me at Sector 57 at o-seven hundred hours tomarrow. Bring no one."

Smile...tomorrow might just be better.

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons. To them you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup


Bye then!

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The Decoding by Aduro reviews
Third in The Code trilogy. Draco's a genius who denounced Voldemort and was disowned. Now he's staying at the Order, helping find the rest of the Horcruxes while trying to keep his sanity. He might learn a lot there...if he lets himself. Will be DG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 257,142 - Reviews: 2129 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 721 - Updated: 7/1 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Draco M., Bill W. - Complete
Visited by a Doctor by Tangerine-Alert reviews
At a young age Harry met someone called the Doctor, he became his friend. Over the course of his school life the Doctor returned, in each of his incarnations. Leaving Hogwarts Harry continues to have adventures, visited upon by the Doctor's influences.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 75 - Words: 619,379 - Reviews: 1058 - Favs: 1,509 - Follows: 1,464 - Updated: 6/12 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Harry P.
The Ambiguous Artifice by murkybluematter reviews
Harriet Potter's third year masquerading as a pureblood boy promises to be even more complicated than the last two. All she wants is to get through her studies unimpeded, but with pureblood politics, ancient artifacts, and adolescent hormones getting in the way... well, at least she's up to the challenge. Alanna the Lioness take on HP, book three.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 129,609 - Reviews: 1200 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 789 - Updated: 6/4 - Published: 1/21/2014
Superwholock Holmes: by The Scratch Man reviews
The Case of the Time-Traveling Hunters. In which a job takes a surprising turn, detectives are abducted by aliens, and having three doctors is a thing. Also, it's Tuesday. Warnings: Slash. Dean/Cas, Sam/Luci, Amy/Rory, Sherlock/John, Watson/Holmes. 11 Dr.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,488 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/4 - Published: 4/30/2012 - 11th Doctor, Sam W.
Of Ponds and Potters by Ashlee Pond reviews
"Oh, this is how it all ends; Pond, flirting with herself. True love at last." "I think you mean Potter, not Pond." "No, I think he means Evans, you prat." "Just how many of me are there!" - When the TARDIS crash lands in another dimension of time and space, the Eleventh Doctor discovers that his dear Amelia Pond is extraordinary in every universe, by any name.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 59,935 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 12/20/2014 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Amelia P./Amy, Lily Evans P. - Complete
Starlight by alfalfaba reviews
Special, different Luna is back with the Doctor, but she's having a hard time putting her time at Hogwarts behind her and piecing everything back together. And in the meantime, the Doctor's song is starting to end... Sequel to Moonrise.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,399 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 10/7/2012 - 10th Doctor, Luna L.
The Abuse in a Violently Different Dimension by VG Jekyll reviews
After finding out yet another secret that has been kept from him, Harry blows up Dumbledore's office only to find himself -how cliché- in an Alternate Dimension where Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived. AU & Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 81,806 - Reviews: 1228 - Favs: 1,600 - Follows: 2,457 - Updated: 8/21/2014 - Published: 6/7/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Fifth Kind by Telain of Lorien reviews
What if Humans, Elves, Dwarves and Hobbits were not the only species summoned to the council of Elrond? What if there was a fifth group? This is my first story so please don't be too harsh in criticism! thanks
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,179 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/2/2014 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Aragorn, Legolas
One's Most Hated Name by Forgotten Aspen reviews
Harry Potter’s younger brother, Mark was thought to be the prophesized child and Harry was left to the orphanage. Harry’s adventure as a first year student will turn for the worst as Voldemort tries and persuade Harry against his detestable family.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 78,669 - Reviews: 1405 - Favs: 1,387 - Follows: 1,658 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Harry P.
Things Are Never What They Seem by Archer Ash reviews
Harry's entered his school classroom to find there's a new teacher. The man, Sherlock Holmes, has only been there five minutes and I think he's trying to kill me! I wouldn't put it past Uncle Vernon to put him up to it..
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,267 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Harry P., Sherlock H.
Small World: Overture by Nan00k reviews
Act VII: The first day his father had handed him a gun was the day Lestrade killed his first monster. Decades later, he is still haunted. (Part of the Small World AU series. SuperWhoLock plus Good Omens. Hunter!Lestrade.)
Crossover - Sherlock & Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 89,428 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 10/31/2012
Bad Faith Island by VG Jekyll reviews
The notorious pirate Harry Potter gets his hands on a map that leads to an enormous treasure, but it is buried on Bad Faith Island aka Acromantula. Now, it is up to him, and his newly purchased slave Draco, to find the treasure... before his evil uncle Voldemort does. Slash, Pirates, Death, Gore & Treasure
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 57,572 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 7/22/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
A Study in Magic by Books of Change reviews
When Professor McGonagall went to visit Harry Watson, son of Mr. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson, to deliver his Hogwarts letter, she was in the mindset of performing a familiar if stressful annual routine. Consequently she was unprepared for the shock of finding the cause behind Harry Potter's disappearance. BBC Sherlock HP crossover AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 82 - Words: 516,000 - Reviews: 4610 - Favs: 4,702 - Follows: 4,326 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Harry Potter of Baker Street by Dayja reviews
Sherlock Holmes discovers family he never knew he had, and John Watson finds a child living in the cupboard. Crossover between BBC Sherlock and Harry Potter. NEW webcomic based off my story. See end notes of latest chapter for details.
Crossover - Sherlock & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,221 - Reviews: 1295 - Favs: 3,763 - Follows: 4,800 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W.
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,268 - Reviews: 5529 - Favs: 8,313 - Follows: 8,927 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
One Girl Revolution by FreakyPumpkin reviews
Continuation of "Footprints in the Sand"! v Three years have passed since Phoenix met Spitfire, but she had no idea that there were still parts of her past to be uncovered. And of course Kogarasumaru starts conquering the Trophaeum rated T for safety
Air Gear - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,554 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Spitfire
Finding by Mickey Grace reviews
"'I still hate you.' 'Yeah, I know.'" Harry and Draco enter into a strictly enemies-with-benefits relationship, neither intending for it to become anything more, and Severus Snape is perfectly content to stay a bitter man. What happens when each of these three realize that eachother are exactly what they need? Warnings: angst, child abuse, language, slash (Drarry), Non-Magic AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,238 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
Someday I'll Hope Again by Taste's Like Home reviews
When Hermione develops an eating disorder, none of the staff or students at Hogwarts knows how to help her... Except maybe one person who can understand the true meaning of pain along side her... Warning: Contains graphic adult themes,read the warning.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,905 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 10/16/2013 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G.
River of Magic, Hermione's Song Book 2 by DWDuck reviews
With the knowledge of who Voldemort really is, The Doctor and Hermione recruit old friends to help with the destruction of the Horcruxes.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 89,971 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 11/22/2011 - 11th Doctor, Hermione G. - Complete
Underrate Risks by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
"You asked what would happen in war against him?" Fury asked, leaning back with a frown before narrowing his eye on Steve, "Stark has contacts, money, brains, people working for him, and is as impossible to get rid of as a wart-" He sighed, a slight twitch of the lips showing a grim smile. "Captain- if we were ever against Stark, there wouldn't be a fight- we'd be dead already."
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 72,460 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 1,433 - Follows: 1,067 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Shark in the Leaf by sakurademonalchemist reviews
The Three tails was tired of being used. Magic didn't want it's savior to grow up in a house where it could die from neglect. And someone needed to give the Fox kid a reason to hope. Magic and chakra combine to create one of the most deadly water users in the Elemental countries and the one who abandoned Haru on that doorstep is going to pay.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,606 - Reviews: 945 - Favs: 2,857 - Follows: 3,118 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Harry P., Naruto U.
The World Can Fit Two by 2whitie reviews
Excerpt: "I know you and Sherlock like the weird cases. Artemis Fowl is a weird case." When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever is left, no matter how improbable, must be true. Whatever was going on with Artemis Fowl was impossible. No slash.
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,451 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Artemis F., Sherlock H.
Harry Potter and the God of Death by TristaDin reviews
At the end of the war the Gundam Pilots are running from those out to get them when Duo Maxwell gets paid a visit from a strange old man who claims to have the answers to who he truly is. Can the God of Death live up to expectations as the Boy-Who-Lived?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 105,815 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 914 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Harry P., Duo M.
Gandalf loses his beard by Archsteel reviews
Gandalf is trying to get into moria when suddenly a fez wearing man kidnapps him. What will happen? Insanity obviously. Note: this is not going to be any long or serious story. This is just some random thing I thought up.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 8/14/2012 - 11th Doctor, Gandalf
Fandom Big Brother by S.Z.Raff reviews
What would happen if 2 characters from 6 fandoms were all stuck in one house? The Big Brother house, perhaps? Well that's completely up to you - you hold the power of evictions and tasks. Avengers, Doctor Who, HIMYM, Percy Jackson, Harry Potter, Sherlock. This is one gigantic crossover.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,335 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Martha J., 11th Doctor, Hermione G., Draco M.
Gypsy Boy by XamierTheNobody reviews
Draco Malfoy is Prince, heir to the throne. One day he spots a Gypsy Caravan on the outskirts of town. Instead of ignoring it he finds himself enthralled with one of the Gypsy boys. Overcome with lust he commands his guards to bring the boy to him. He becomes the Prince's pleasure slave. Will the Gypsy ever come to love Draco? Or will his hate be too strong? Draco/Harry DM/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,822 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The War Of Light And Shadow by Freddie23 reviews
In a world changed by the rising of power in Mordor, Legolas gets entrusted with the life of a young boy. But he gets more than he bargained for as he must fight for his own life, for Aragorn's life and for the very future of Middle Earth. AU. Not slash. Complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 83 - Words: 517,950 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 5/17/2013 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
A Beautiful Nightmare by Extinction Of The Gummy Bears reviews
A porthole has been opened. My idea of how my friends and I would handle the fellowship if they were here. People will be brutally smacked, probably insulted, cars will be stolen and underage drivers will be running the streets. Full summary inside.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 67 - Words: 186,364 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Family Matters by hmmga reviews
The boys are back for their third year at Hogwarts, but as boggart dredges up old terrors for Sherlock, John is facing nightmares that are very real. Can Sherlock face his demons in time to help his friend? Or will he lose himself along the way...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,981 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Witch Sword by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Aurora Potter is an unusual girl. Not only is she a Meister...but her mother was a witch! When her aunt tries to kill her in order to keep her son in DWMA, she runs away. Now she's being trained by Mifune and having to deal with her new partner Masamune.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,342 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Harry P., Masamune
Children of Gallifrey by inthelookingglass reviews
The Gallifreyans have one last hope to restore their place in the universe- The Children of Gallifrey. The Doctor and company have to battle against the odds to stop them. Superwholock.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 57 - Words: 73,045 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 6/6/2012 - 11th Doctor, Sam W.
The Great Case by soldier-john reviews
Refusing to cooperate with one of the most powerful secret organisations in the world is never a good idea...Even if you're Sherlock Holmes. Sherlock, Supernatural and The Avengers crossover. John's pov.
Crossover - Supernatural & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,630 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 11/6/2012 - John W.
They Grew Up Heroes by RbtlSR reviews
Everyone knew that Dean admired John. Everyone knew that John made Dean feel like a failure. But no one knew everything that John did. Destiel if you squint, can be seen as just friendship. Trigger warnings for past underage noncon, incest/sexual abuse. Somewhat graphic memories.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,529 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Dean W., Castiel
Edge of the Earth by Riddelly reviews
Loki's escape from Asgard wasn't something he managed on his own. The God of Mischief has three powerful new allies, and SHIELD's only way to counter them is to draft a few new members of their own: one human, one alien, and one angel. With earthly, extraterrestrial, and supernatural forces on both sides, there's no telling what the costs of this war might be. Superwhovengerlock.
Crossover - Supernatural & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,492 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Complete
Suffer With Me by LizC23 reviews
Loki appears in Stark Tower two years after his return to Asgard with Thor, Stark isn't happy about it but why would Loki appear and vanish so quickly? The answer doesn't please Stark and both God and Billionaire are left in a difficult situation, taken aboard a Prisoner Ship. They can suffer alone or work together, which will they choose? (Slavery, M for future smut, frostiron)
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,663 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.
Circus Surprise by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Harry runs away to join the circus! Too bad he didn't know about the Gundam Pilot that lived there. Now he'll have to contend with being involved in two wars? 03/04
Crossover - Harry Potter & Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,365 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 922 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Harry P., Trowa B.
King of Serpents: Summer of Ice by karatemaster101 reviews
The school year has come and gone, and Artemis returns home for the summer, brimming with plans for himself...and for the People. But even the best plans can go astray, as Artemis learns when shocking news about his father interrupts his little scheme! COMPLETED: SEQUEL UP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,454 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 4/16/2012 - I. Karkaroff, Artemis F., Trouble K., Holly S. - Complete
Prisoner Of Fate No Longer by Shellfur reviews
When the Doctor finds Harry being abused by his relatives, he can't help but take him along on the TARDIS's never ending journey through time and space. Adopted from LucySaxonWrites
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,144 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Jack H., Harry P.
Magic and Mischief by LadyKailitha reviews
Sherlock Holmes comes to Hogwarts. Set between the intervening years between The Marauders' years and Harry's. Snape is a first year professor. Children are going missing and it's up to Sherlock and his new friends Molly and John to solve it before tragedy strikes.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,876 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Severus S., Sherlock H.
Moonrise by alfalfaba reviews
Luna was always special, alway different. But after misfortune sweeps through her life, she finds herself somewhere even she couldn't have imagined.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 114,274 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 9/28/2010 - 10th Doctor, Luna L. - Complete
Pater, Drako, Anguis by LittleBabeBlue reviews
Harry has a new name, new friends, and a new life after he sees who Voldemort truly is in the graveyard of his Fourth year. Zane Riddle lives with his father and brother in Domus Protectae, can they rebuild their lives?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,466 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
Faint Hearted by Scorpia710 reviews
Wolf clenched his fists as a familiar face appeared on the screen. "Cub," Fox whispered as he and the other three men stared at the next target and youngest member of K Unit. Mix in everyone's favorite assassin and what do you get?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 105,983 - Reviews: 1566 - Favs: 1,010 - Follows: 1,002 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Complete
Save Me by reviewgirl911 reviews
Harry's life with the Dursley was far worse than he let on. What happens when old friend from Privet Drive appear at Number 12 during the Christmas break? What will the Order learn about Harry? Set during OotP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,400 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Observations In Magical Time by LittleBabeBlue reviews
What happens when our favorite characters are de-aged and forcibly sorted? Hysterical Sorting Hats of course! Harry Potter/Doctor Who/BBC Sherlock crossover Rated T because I'm more paranoid than Mad-Eye Moody.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,079 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/29/2012 - 11th Doctor, Harry P. - Complete
Aburame Lightning by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Abandoned on the doorstep of the Aburame clan, Shino must find his own path. But he isn't alone, because his best friend Naruto is always with him. What will happen when his own past comes to drag him back? Will the world that abandoned him survive?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,500 - Reviews: 949 - Favs: 1,970 - Follows: 1,915 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Harry P., Shino A.
Loki Black by sakurademonalchemist reviews
After he fell through the Veil, Sirius awoke back in his eleven year old body. There was just one problem. He was four years in the past! Given a second chance to help his godson, Sirius pretends to be his own son in an effort to ruin Dumbledore's plans. Will Hogwarts be standing when Loki returns? Or will McGonagall finally retire when she finds out who Loki really is?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,709 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 872 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Sirius B.
The Butterfly Effect by Philo Vance reviews
Sherlock Holmes and Harry Potter are both starting their first year in Hogwarts, and a chance meeting aboard the Hogwarts Express forever changes the wizarding world in the most curious fashion.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,248 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Harry P., Sherlock H.
Fate's Favourite by The Fictionist reviews
You always get the stories where Harry goes back into Tom Riddle's time, then either stays or gets sent back. End of, unless he tries to make Voldemort good. But what if things went differently? What if, just once, someone followed a time traveller back?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 151 - Words: 315,509 - Reviews: 5528 - Favs: 2,725 - Follows: 1,313 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Only Girl by missmyers13 reviews
Andrea is the only girl born into the Watson-Holmes family. This is her life with the consulting detective, the army doctor, and the irritating boy genius. This story also has flash backs of her and Hamish growing up. Also, Andrea trying to strike out on her own, it doesn't end well for her. Rated T for later chapters.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,535 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 9/18/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
My Compass Only Points To You by Beccaisdead
Captain Jack, Will & Elizabeth are back on a swashbuckling journey that will reveal more about Jack than he'd ever hoped. When captured by an old nemesis of Jack the group is forced to retrieve an item or be willing to face the consequences if they fail. Featuring OC's, and characters from The Young Captain Jack Sparrow kid's book series /This is my first POTC so be gentle/
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Tia D.
A Song of Rebirth by Kitty Nekkyo reviews
The Dursley's abuse goes too far and Harry is left dying in an ally. As he fades away, his voice attracts a man who offers him a new life and a new family. VanaN'Ice pairing.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,698 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P., Len K.
Hook, Line and Sinker by prtsrxmyNiceSox reviews
The sequel to Caught in His Net. Hermione is hooked on Draco. They've been dating almost 9 months when Hermione and Draco start their medical training to become magical healers. Will completely ordinary problems get in the way of their otherwise charmed relationship?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,746 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Nightmare Room by prtsrxmyNiceSox reviews
Four years post war, with the threat of the Death Eaters still ever present, Hermione is working for the Order, when a mission goes awry, leaving her trapped in Malfoy Manor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 66,858 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Girl Who Died by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Captain Zaraki of Squad Eleven isn't as heartless as one would think, especially when it comes to small children. So when he comes across a child drawing in her own blood, he takes her in. Chaos ensues as they learn that Hana is really the girl-who-lived...now dead! Will Hogwarts stand or is Dumbledore in for more than he bargained for? Fatherly Zaraki!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,499 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 1,107 - Follows: 1,186 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Harry P., K. Zaraki
Evangeline: The Beginning of the End by filimeala reviews
"Then you don't,"she replied looking down at her hands, "but I will never join Voldemort. Not for you, not for my family, not even to live. I won't watch as he burns the world." "You would rather die?" he said. "I'd die for something I believed in," she said. "What do you believe in?" he asked solemnly. Sequel to Evangeline.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 70,018 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Draco M., OC - Complete
That Extra Floor by reincarnatedwitch reviews
Sequel to 'There's a Crack Behind the Fridge...' The Doctor's back! And what's with that extra floor? Y'know, the one that doesn't exist? And all those murders - Something isn't right here. Good job the Tardis knows what she's doing at least...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,061 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H.
Chase the Sun by leavesfallingup reviews
Old West Challenge. Kyoko discovers that everything that she has worked for and believed in was nothing but dust and tumbleweeds. Now she must shape her own destiny by chasing the sun. ON HIATUS
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Western/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,211 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Kyoko M., Ren
Half Weirn Child by sakurademonalchemist reviews
When Remus takes a job at the Night School, the last thing he expected was for Lily's true heritage to come out, and an ancient power to reawaken. Now people are disappearing, and Harry is learning how to use his true power. Will Harry solve the mystery and save his new friends, or will the Sohrem take out the world? And who or what is the Creator? Possible Harry/Alex
Crossover - Harry Potter & Night School - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,376 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Harry P., Alexius Treveny
Elementary, my dear Jinchuriki by Ashimnotatree reviews
A freak accident at the Valley of the End causes Naruto to be trapped in a foreign world alone. But with the support of London's Consulting Detective, will he be there forever? Begins just after A Study in Pink
Crossover - Naruto & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,559 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Naruto U.
A Dark Horse by sylvie-morose reviews
When Mare wants to join a thieving crew, most of the the other thieves are dubious -- especially the leader, charismatic Kelsier BEFORE he Snapped. But Mare has powers even Allomancy can't explain...
Mistborn Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,592 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 3/15/2010
The Pureblood Pretense by murkybluematter reviews
Harriett Potter dreams of going to Hogwarts, but in an AU where the school only accepts purebloods, the only way to reach her goal is to switch places with her pureblood cousin—the only problem? Her cousin is a boy. Alanna the Lioness take on HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 227,596 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Serpens Arcanem by Evandar reviews
Sequel to Serpens Armarem! The Dark Lord has risen, and Harry soon finds out that his absence from Hogwarts doesn't excuse him from the coming war, while back at school Neville realises that not all evil takes the form of Death Eaters. AU, slash - NOW DISCONTINUED! See profile for notes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,783 - Reviews: 2047 - Favs: 4,346 - Follows: 5,787 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Harry P., Neville L.
Playing the Game by LittleBabeBlue reviews
Will and Horace have a little battlefield competition... Rated T for mild grossness
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Will, Horace - Complete
Destiny Of The Doctor by timeandcirque reviews
The Doctor and Donna are travelling through time and space, wondering what their next stop in the TARDIS will bring, when they receive a message from a mysterious man who seems to know exactly who they both are, and exactly where they need to be.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,037 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 5/13/2012 - 10th Doctor, Mr. Tiny
Concrete Angel: Naruto Version by Itachiforever342 reviews
A girl has been dealt a nasty hand in life, so she's reborn, as an angel. She falls to the Naruto world where she will begin anew. What will she encounter there and how will she cope with it? Find out!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 50 - Words: 103,072 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 11/2/2011 - [Naruto U., OC] Itachi U. - Complete
Shadowed Malice by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
11 years ago, my 'brother' survived the killing curse. 8 years ago I was given up for adoption. 5 years ago, my orphanage was destroyed in a bloodbath. 4 years ago I found my place at the Dark Lords side. And now, i'm going to Hogwarts, I am Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 59 - Words: 228,285 - Reviews: 2567 - Favs: 3,005 - Follows: 1,872 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Sequel: Naru, What the Heck are You Doing? by miku89 reviews
Back from her training trip/mission with Jiraiya, Naru & co. prepares for the upcoming maelstrom. Supported with many allies, how would the outcome of the 10th of October be? FemNaru, Time Travel, SEQUEL
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,591 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 849 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Naruko U., Kakashi H.
Murder and a Family Reunited by V Tsuion reviews
Albus Severus Potter never fit in. That's why he left home at the age of 17 and hasn't been back for ten years. He's made his own life as Sherlock Holmes, the brilliant consulting detective. When a wizard is murdered and his father, head auror, turns to him for help, he is forced to return to the home he left all those years ago.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,706 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 4/30/2012 - [Sherlock H., John W.] Albus S. P. - Complete
Here We Go Again by ElvesAreEpic reviews
Aragorn and Legolas meet each other on the way to Rivendell. Everything is fine or so Aragorn thinks. What is Legolas hiding that he shouldn't be? This is friendship not slash! Please R&R This is my first story ever so be understanding
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,549 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Patience Was Never His Strong Suit by sudipal reviews
Summary: "As we learn about each other, so we learn about ourselves." Contains references to both Classic and New Who, but still understandable if you're not familiar with the older episodes.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,704 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Barbara W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Deprived by The Crimson Lord reviews
On that fateful day, two Potters were born. One was destined to be the Boy-Who-Lived. The other was forgotten by the Wizarding World. Now, as the Triwizard Tournament nears, a strange boy is contracted to defend a beautiful girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 159,330 - Reviews: 3468 - Favs: 7,929 - Follows: 8,054 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
The Fire We Harbour by hmmga reviews
The Doctor Duplicate has lived 16 years in domestic bliss. But his youngest child was born a Time Lord and he knows he cannot keep him forever. When his son regenerates he must send him across the void, but James has inherited his old knack for trouble...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,001 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 4/12/2012 - 10th Doctor Duplicate, Turlough
A Mutual Doctor by hmmga reviews
Sherlock travelled with the fourth doctor, and it changed his life. After eight years back on earth, he begins to meet other old companions. Can this finally give him closure? Rated T to be safe
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,851 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Sherlock H.
The Serpens Order by Facetaker reviews
Next Generation, Alexis Malfoy is witty sarcastic and most of all, a gryffindor. Follow her life together with James S. P & Fred W, she'll have to survive a war, and a love that can never be. Starts out in first year, then jumps to 5th year and up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 54 - Words: 236,220 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 1/2/2011 - OC, James S. P. - Complete
Double or Nothing by BeautifulllDisaster09 reviews
John finds a little boy wandering the streets and brings him home. Who is this boy? And why does he look like an exact replica of Sherlock Holmes? R&R Warnings: Mentions of child abuse and neglect. ANGST!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,430 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Shadow's Heart by leavesfallingup reviews
Sasaya Yuu is returning to Japan with an armload of new scripts and a gleam in her eye. This time she has set her sights on Mogami Kyoko as her lead actress. How will Kyoko do on stage? Part 2 of "Patience is its Own Reward" Yuu&Ichii, Kyoko&Ren,
Skip Beat! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 59 - Words: 208,259 - Reviews: 1115 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Kyoko M., Ren - Complete
The Three Mauraders by Pheonix476 reviews
Find out what happens when Artemis Fowl, Sherlock Holmes mix of tv show and movie , and Percy Jackson, come together at hogwarts. The story is much better than the summary.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,691 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Artemis F.
Okami Mitarashi by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Left in a Konoha orphanage, Harry and Naruto become brothers. Later Anko adopts Okami *Harry* and raises him as her son. How will Okami deal with the Magical World which abandoned him to the Dursleys?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,359 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 1,647 - Follows: 1,676 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Bad Luck by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Train Heartnet keeps having odd dreams. Dreams about his past life. Can Train remember who he was before Creed unleashes the power of Tao on his friends? Or will Train have to relearn how to use magic the hard way?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Black Cat - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,421 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Harry P., Train H.
A Pocket Full of Wool Deduction is Easy by jenny starseed reviews
Sherlock has met his match in one of Mrs. Hudson's old friends. He really shouldn't under-estimate little fluffy old ladies who solve crimes on their free time.
Crossover - Sherlock & Miss Marple Stories - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,594 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Sherlock H., Miss Jane Marple - Complete
Hidden in Plain Sight by leavesfallingup reviews
LME has seen better days; Kyoko was forced to return home by her mother and Tsuruga Ren has gone back to the States to resume his true identity. So who is the new kid making entertainment news… and why is Saena so angry?
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 106,739 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Kyoko M. - Complete
To New Heights by Sarruby reviews
Alex has gone on a life-changing mission and lost his part of his humanity; Ben is assigned as his handler. How will they both cope with these changes? No Maximum Ride characters.
Crossover - Alex Rider & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,131 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Alex R./Cub
Sirius Fowl by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Lily Evans was no fool. She sent her son to her birth sister Angeline Fowl, in case of their death. Now Sirius is helping his brother trick the fairies, survive life in the magical community, and trying to stay relatively sane in this insane world.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,982 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Harry P., Artemis F.
Severus's Troubled Mind by KrazyKimmy reviews
Sometimes a teenage life is harder than most people think. Add to that nearly being mauled by a WereWolf, losing your childhood friend, then having the Marauders constantly harassing you; is it any surprise Snape is struggling? T for depression. SS/RL?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,651 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Severus S., Remus L.
A Mystery of Time by BlinkingAngel reviews
Ava Rallis has died under less-than-mysterious pretenses. For this case, however, Sherlock is interested more in her life than her death. I'm bad at descriptions, but VERY deduction filled and VERY wibbly-wobbly-timey-wimey. Sherlock/OC.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,785 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 6/29/2011 - 10th Doctor, Sherlock H. - Complete
Evangeline by filimeala reviews
She had a secret so dark, that it would haunt her all her life. Living under the shadow of her ancestors and father, while struggling to live in a world threatened by the Dark Lord, and the ever watchful eyes of an admirer who also had his own dark secret
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 59,615 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Draco M., OC - Complete
Phantomhive Wizards by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Harry's animagus form sends him away from the abusive Dursley home to the mysterious Phantomhive mansion. What will happen now that he has the ability to freely travel through time as Emrys Phantomhive? And how will he change Ciel's fate as his brother?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,839 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 994 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Harry P., Ciel P.
Defenders of Anarchy by fringeperson reviews
Hermione was a St Trinian's Girl before going to Hogwarts. This had an interesting effect on the friends she made and the friendships she maintained. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Crossover - Harry Potter & St. Trinian's - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,331 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 149 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Complete
Ways To Torment the Fellowship by Foundations of Stone reviews
Just my idea of fun ways to torment the Fellowship we all know and love...WARNING: This was written on a sugar high so it may have some "odd" ideas. More ideas are welcome! Book/Movieverse. Rated "T" for potential violence.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,143 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Legolas, Peregrin T.
The Illusionist by Haunted Obsidian reviews
AUish. John doesn't exactly cope well after Sam leaves for Stanford, leaving Dean to pick up the pieces. Abusive!John in later chapters, and Deaf!Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 56,388 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Dean W., John W. - Complete
Imperial Entanglements by leavesfallingup reviews
There is a black sheep in the Imperial Family, and he is making life difficult for everyone. The Empress decides to settle her youngest son down by marriage to a commoner. He fights back by choosing someone who is sure to fail, or will she?
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 126,597 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Kyoko M. - Complete
Since That Summer by acciomanda reviews
Harry is haunted by the pain in his life and the pain of living with his Uncle. Snape is haunted by Lily and finds solace in alcohol. Can the two help each other? SEVERITUS,SELF HARM,ABUSE,SUBSTANCE ABUSE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,308 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Potions and Demons by sakurademonalchemist reviews
When Snape finds the missing Potter will, he suddenly becomes the new guardian of the boy who lived. Now Harry has to deal with the other side of Snape! Not only does he find out about Snape's secret family, but the new ability to go into the Feudal era!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,563 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Harry P.
Save Me by misslizzie1204 reviews
Harry, trapped and abused, needs saving, but will his friends reach him before things go horribly wrong? A Harry-based abuse fic, huge focus on friendship, a miniscule bit on romance. Rated T, just to be safe
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,445 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Harry P., Vernon D.
What's Past Is Prologue by Pitry reviews
The ancient and peaceful people of Messaline need a mythological hero to save them from the terrible Daleks. Harry Potter is looking forward to being the sidekick on this one, but the universe has ideas of its own. DW post JE, HP after DH.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 85,077 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/29/2011 - 10th Doctor, Harry P. - Complete
Of Fears Unknown by Captain MeraSparrow reviews
AU HPxPotC Norrington wakes up in a very strange place, filled with things he's been taught to fear, and others that he's never before encountered...and that aside, there's something very strange happening to him. COMPLETE!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 30 - Words: 99,926 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 8/12/2006 - James N. - Complete
Fractured Triangle by Fyrie reviews
Just before seventh year starts, something happens to Hermione that will change the trio's friendship forever. Warnings - rape Please note - mostly written in 2003 so any canon after that is NOT included. CH. 15 ADDED - July 15th 2011
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,582 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 12/2/2002 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
High School Drama by CastielandMe reviews
Sequel to 'Pick A Pet' Dean, Cas, Sam And Gabriel. At high school. But are the students really as normal as they appear? Rated for a reason. Slash, Self-Harm, ABUSE QUITE A LOT OF ABUSE , Language, Probably more, too. Please R&R.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 36,961 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Raven Talon Potter by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Separated that fateful Halloween night, Fang discovers his missing twin brother Raven, who possesses an unusual power. The power to absorb memories simply by touching skin. How will the Flock change with the reappearance of the Potter Twins?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,713 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 185 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Harry P., Fang
Duo's Brother by sakurademonalchemist reviews
When Duo is assigned to Surrey for a week, he discovers more than the most boring neighborhood in existence. He finds his half brother, Harry. How will this affect the war?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,898 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 560 - Updated: 7/2/2011 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Harry P., Duo M.
The New Adventures of Black Cat by TheSponsor reviews
Now travelling alone, Train Heartnet finds himself teamed up with a timid girl who he thinks may be on the brink of insanity. On a simple job, he has a sudden encounter with a Taoist. The search begins for just who is using the ancient magic this time.
Black Cat - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,674 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Train H. - Complete
Ichigo Ichihara by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Vernon Dursley leaves Harry on the lawn of an infamous woman named Yuko. She raises him as her own son, and proceeds to ruin all of Dumbledore's plans. Now Ichigo must learn how to use the forces his mother wields in order to inherit the shop.
Crossover - Harry Potter & xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,152 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Harry P., Ame-Warashi
What the Room Requires by Alydia Rackham reviews
Hermione is the one who finds Draco weeping in the bathroom. He flees. She chases him into the Room of Requirement, and the room forces them to face their greatest fears together in order to find the door.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 111,887 - Reviews: 2757 - Favs: 3,346 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Angel, The Detective, And The Phone Box by girl-of-many-faces reviews
It was only because Sherlock was bored that he took the missing person's case, but after the involvement of three strangers and their phone box he and John begin to realise that they may be in over their heads.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,838 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 12/10/2010 - 11th Doctor, John W. - Complete
Death Eater vs St Trinian by Dazzle My Vajazzle reviews
He never believed that the school would be a threat to his newly found power, that was before he picked up the book on Albus Dumbledore.
Crossover - Harry Potter & St. Trinian's - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,183 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L., Kelly J.
ALICIA by TheSponsor reviews
What happened when I talked to Alicia, my virtual therapist.
Call of Duty - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Complete
If I Wasn't There by Tarlyn reviews
Max, daughter of Voldemort, has trained her whole life for a mission from her father and has hoped for a chance to go to a real school. Her only problem? Her goal is to get the one and only Fang and family and falling in love wasn't part of the plan.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 84,829 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Max - Complete
Footprints in the Sand by FreakyPumpkin reviews
Spitfire meets a homeless girl on the street one day and takes her with him. soon he recognizes that the past of the little girl isn't that different from his own. The last two chapters "Let's roll!" and "Footprints in the Sand" are up!
Air Gear - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,557 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Spitfire - Complete
After The Mission by fringeperson reviews
What if Hermione was actually a Konoha shinobi - so deep under cover that she was practically a civilian while at Hogwarts? When she returns to Konoha, what will she have hidden up her sleeve with that wand? Don't own. Rated for violence & stuff later.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 98,531 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Hermione G. - Complete
Twenty Five Arrows by MrsDalek reviews
"There is only one person who could sneak up on me like that," said Halt as he turned back to watch the proceedings. "Hello Doctor."
Crossover - Doctor Who & Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 46 - Published: 11/19/2010 - 10th Doctor
Guardian Mage by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Harry was abandoned in Japan at age 3 and was raised by the author of 'The Heart's Egg'. Armed with three Chara, how will Hogwarts handle Ikuto and Harry raising a force of Chara enhanced Wizards from all the houses?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,402 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 376 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Harry P., Ikuto T.
An Idle Mind Is The Devil's Playground by night flame miko reviews
A bored Harry Potter is never a good thing. Dumbledore told him he couldn't write to friends, so what about enemies? Watch as because of this, things change and truths come to 'light' or 'dark' as the case may be . warning: Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,289 - Reviews: 2708 - Favs: 3,989 - Follows: 4,485 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort
Black Cat Wizard by Psycko reviews
What if Harry was the reincarnation of Train Heartnet the Black Cat? Happens after Goblet of Fire.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Black Cat - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,581 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Luna L., Train H.
Dawn of Tunes by geckogal077 reviews
Because of the experiments Dawn's mother forced her to do, Dawn has real wings. But how will she escape the cage her family has made for her? Who knew her baking would attract Agito , the one who will smash open her cage. DawnxAgito
Air Gear - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,876 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Agito W., Akito W. - Complete
Glass Magic by XME reviews
Seventh-year Harry Potter longs for normality, but broken spells, wild magic and a hidden past push him firmly in the opposite direction. Who- or what- is he? SLASH. POST-DH. Not epilogue compliant. Kingsley/Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,027 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 1,135 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Harry P., Kingsley S.
The Child No One Saw by XME reviews
Harry Potter has been abandoned by the Dursleys, and now he is in foster care. How has it come to this? Warnings: Crossdressing, chan, child abuse, exorcisms, m/m, HP/OC, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,672 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Harry P.
Patience Is Its Own Reward by leavesfallingup reviews
Kyoko is still attending school and trying to make the most of it before graduation, while Ren and Sho are chasing her every step of the way. Began as short stories, but has since expanded dramatically. Rated T, just to be safe.
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 147,647 - Reviews: 1093 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Kyoko M., Ren - Complete
A Different Genealogy by Natarii-loves-Chocolate-milk reviews
When Kakashi woke up that morning he hadn't really expected Sasuke to awaken his Sharingan, let alone Naruto! It was simply illogical! There was no way Naruto could be related to the Uchiha Clan… SasuNaru, FemNaru, Incest, ItaIno, Slight ShikaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 87,598 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 11/7/2009 - [Sasuke U., Naruko U.] - Complete
What happens during summer break by QuinnFey reviews
It's a simple math equation: 3 just-out-of-high-school girls legolas greenleaf, jack sparrow and draco malfoy CHAOS. legolasOC jacksparrowOC dracomalfoyOC
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,258 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Legolas, Capt. Jack Sparrow
Spanish and Schoolgirls by time.forgets reviews
What happens when Tony and Ziva are sent to St. Trinian's undercover to solve the disappearance of a missing sailor? Will Ziva fit in with the law breaking girls? Will Tony succumb to the girls flirtations? Chaos inside :D Jules. NCIS/St. Trinian's.
Crossover - NCIS & St. Trinian's - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,307 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Ziva D.
Oris Postremo by crimsonphoenix13 reviews
Harry has always had a gift, but the Avada Kedavra altered the gift, giving him leverage against both the Dursleys and the Wizarding World. What will everyone make of Harry when he has knowledge of the past, present and future, subconsciously? AU,OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 72 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Harry P.
Anyplace, Anywhere, Anytime by crimsonphoenix13 reviews
HPNaruto. When team eight finds an unconscious teenager in the forest, they take him back to Konoha where he soon attaches himself to Sasuke, even though he remembers nothing except his name, Harry. Angst,AUAR,Crossover,HC,MM,WIP,Yaoi
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,804 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Harry P., Sasuke U.
Perceptions by TheSecretUchiha reviews
The way people perceive you is always much stronger than a first impression. Snape learns the hard way how inaccurate perceptions can be. Mentions of child abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Lord of the Snakes by VG Jekyll reviews
Somewhere in the middle of the desert stands a mysterious tower. For years, people from far away come in the hope of leaving this tower with the most precious object... or die trying. And all desire to catch a glimpse of the ever so elusive Lord of the Snakes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,604 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 11/22/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Trapped by petey L reviews
Dean is stuck in the middle of yet another one of sam and John's fights. This time he gets so mad he leaves. That was three days ago. Can john and Sam set aside their differences long enough to save Dean or is it already to late?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,772 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Dean W., John W.
Relations! Naruto turn around by LucidRainDrops reviews
I'm NOT Naruto! says a girl who is extreamly identical to him, what is she to do? but she has lost her memory, acts like a child, gets away with kissing everyone's favorite copycat ninja... and has a habbit of getting on Sasuke's nerves...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 61,579 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Deathly Scream by Flora Winters reviews
Harry snaps and his screams can be quite deadly. This fiction will contain slash, language, and violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 139,458 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Cedric D., Harry P.
Somewhere In Between by LamiaJade reviews
Dean's sick and plagued by nightmares. John has to take care of him. But is Dean the only one who needs help? Pre-Pilot Hurt/Sick!Dean, possible Limp!Sam in later chaps
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Dean W., John W.
AU Torchwood Convention by Tylluan reviews
The setting is post S2 for this, so some minor spoilers may apply. The following is a time line where Captain Jack, Ianto and Gwen investigate an odd rift anomaly and find themselves in far different place than they expected to be....
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 26,595 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Nightmare by Culfindae reviews
What started out as every fan girl's dream ended up a nightmare – the longest night of my life. multiple, multiple, multiple cross-overs, if you get the drift. Rated for possible loss of sanity. On hiatus.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,225 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 5/26/2008
Can You Imagine? by Culfindae reviews
She was a girl who's imagination made it possible to adapt to her new surroundings. On hiatus.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,498 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Oreius
Magical Secrets at Sea by digisammiegirl reviews
Harry has a secret. No one knows about it and he'll be damned to Jones' Locker if anyone ever did. Harry Potter and post Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 67,766 - Reviews: 1080 - Favs: 2,429 - Follows: 1,647 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Intoxicated Babbling by Scorpia710 reviews
Stuck in a tunnel with an injured Harry Potter is the last thing Snape expected to happen. But when Potter gets rather loose tongued thanks to a pain reliever, will Snape be forced to re-think his judgments of the boy?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,527 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Have You Ever Seen The Rain by Darthnikki reviews
Au story Mary and John Winchester couldn't have children, they want to adopt a baby, that is until they meet two beautiful and specail children. Rated for mentions of abuse, nothing to graphic
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,233 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 10/21/2008 - John W., Dean W. - Complete
Child Of The Light, Prodigy Of The Dark by dyly reviews
Harry is overlooked as his twin brother Caleb is heralded as the Boy Who Lived. Determined to be better than Caleb and with an IQ that’s off the scale, Harry is left to his own devices to try and reach his full potential. Which side will he choose?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,375 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 1,850 - Follows: 2,347 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Harry P.
Secrets of Blood by Xennie.B reviews
After their outing to the countryside Ianto's forced to go through some major changes. Physically, mentally and emotionally and only Jack can help him through them, cause the others can never find out.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 55,332 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
The Kitten and the Killer by crimsonphoenix13 reviews
HPRiddick. Harry is having dreams of strange places, other worlds, where there is no line between monsters and heroes. He wakes up to find everything's changed, and his dreams are more real than he ever thought possible. Abuse,AUAR,Crossover,MM,WIP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,221 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 11/24/2008 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Harry P.
The Wizard's Black Cat by crimsonphoenix13 reviews
When Harry is targeted by Chronos, they send out their best assassin, Train Heartnet. Will the black cat be able to complete his mission, or will his target change how he views everything? Crossover, slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Black Cat - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 158 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Harry P.
Dark Places by Kaisa reviews
Dean never did like small, dark places. Features flashback to cute, cuddly brothers! Deancentric. part five is now up.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,194 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Dean W., John W.
Keep It, Like This Ring Around My Finger by Penultimate reviews
T for Language and Violence Just another sleepy town holds a sleepy secret, and her name is Angela Reyven. A broken child, only a Winchester can help her now. And with that help, comes the secret of Dean's ring. But will this story end in Heaven or Hell?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,437 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Dean W., John W.
Of Gin and Rum by LostLoveIsDead reviews
Sweeney Todd and POTC X-Over. When The pearl is in need of repair they stop at the closest port. London. What happens when they happen to run into Fleet Street and just step into Mrs. Lovett's Pie shop?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,710 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Complete
Life's Lessons by Scorpia710 reviews
As if Snape walking into a DA meeting wasn’t enough Harry just had to go and attack him. But what will Snape do when Harry is the one who gets injured? Response to Dumbledore's Army Challenge by lilseverus. One shot, that makes you wonder.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,425 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 76 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Swapping Sides by Lana Aurelius reviews
Yeah, big bad, does something to the Doctor, who now has to deal with the female side of his psyche. Enter Jack and Torchwood and things are going a little crazy! Finally finished.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,153 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/18/2007 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Complete
Concrete Angel by Fallen Shadowed Angel reviews
A little look into the lives of Harry and Draco when they were children. AU! PreHogwarts! Child abuse! Character death!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Any Sufficiently Advanced Technology by smrt1 reviews
Torchwood crossover. A certain group of people from Cardiff have become eleven year olds! And are now off to Hogwarts, of course, because what else are they supposed to do? CoS AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,265 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 6/26/2007 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Zacharias S., Owen H.
In the Mirror by Wolf Maid reviews
Angsty. Implied child abuse. Dean Winchester hates his reflection. 'He was once defiant for the sake of being defiant. Hated others because he could no longer hate himself. Angry because someone had to be. But he does not think he ever believed.'
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Dean W., John W. - Complete
Growing Pains by PutMoneyInThyPurse reviews
What if? In any selfrespecting British boarding school, serious infractions are punished by a caning. Even for first years. And going into a bathroom that contains a troll is most definitely a serious infraction, as Harry and Ron are about to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,867 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/18/2006 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Future of Fowl by RavenWriter89 reviews
Something they had never heard of had captured Artemis in a way they never expected and took him to a place they couldn’t find. That guy could really pick ‘em. Set 15 years in the future. Nominated for the Orion Awards.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,854 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/4/2006 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Catch Me Before I Fall by Fallen Shadowed Angel reviews
Nobody knew what went on behind the closed doors of No4 until it was too late, how broken and far gone is Harry Potter? ChildAbuse!AU!OOCness!Yr.6
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 92 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Harry P., Minerva M.
Should Have Known Better by bjxmas reviews
1.14 Nightmare tag. Nov 2, 1987 John was a broken man. He should have known better. He should have known not to hope, not to dream, not to believe. The liquor had control over him as he lashed out at the one obstacle to his chance at oblivion. Wee!chester
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,928 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/24/2006 - Published: 4/18/2006 - John W., Dean W. - Complete
Orders by bjxmas reviews
Dean Winchester at fifteen. Dean's emotions were raging out of control: guilt, panic, shame, sheer terror. How could he tell Dad how badly he had screwed up? How he had been weak and let what he wanted dictate his actions? A soldier follows orders!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,146 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 3/14/2006 - Sam W., Dean W., John W. - Complete
The Assassins by SillastraDragontongue reviews
My version of the sixth year before I read OoP . . . added two of my own characters who are—surprise, surprise—assassins. There's some rape, violence, blood, some humor, and Voldemort, so I'm rating this T for Teen. [Complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,599 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/3/2006 - Published: 10/21/2005 - Complete
I Am Harry, the BoyWhoLived by Fallen Shadowed Angel reviews
Lily and James weren’t home that fateful night. Marie Potter, twin sister of Harry Potter, was declared the GirlWhoLived. When Voldemort appears at Hogwarts during their fifth year, secrets about that Hallow’een are revealed as Voldemort turns his wand on
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 69 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
The Gypsy Pirate by Bohemian Night reviews
Spunky Jazlyn is a gypsy in Port Royal, living on the streets, dancing for money, and annoying the soldiers for fun. When Jack Sparrow arrives on the scene, she is swept into an incredible adventure. Yah I stink at summaries, but please R&R!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/13/2005 - Published: 9/25/2005
Harry Potter and the Evil, Evil CloneThing by Ceilidh of One reviews
Harry is being attacked by an evil gothy version of himself, in the middle of Diagon Alley! His evil self posesses a weapon deadlier than any curse-a kawaii cobra named Fluffy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,940 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/7/2005 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Family Name by Elbereth in April reviews
Artemis-Harry Potter Crossover. Artemis learns he is a wizard. Put one unethical child genius in Hogwarts and watch the schemes and rivalries unfold. COMPLETE
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 92,631 - Reviews: 1005 - Favs: 911 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 9/21/2003 - Draco M., Artemis F. - Complete
The Pirate and the Gypsy by Lissa Roxford reviews
The restless wanderer, she danced upon the earth. The wind showed her which way to go and it has led this brazen gypsy child right to Captain Jack Sparrow.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,657 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/7/2004 - Published: 4/4/2004
Fake by darkriddler reviews
Severus Snape is a very intriguing man. One girl considers him, and realizes just how fake he really is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2004 - Luna L., Severus S.
Harry Potter and the Heir of Voldemort by Callista MacLeod reviews
In their sixth year, Harry Potter and his friends face new challenges as the Heir of the Dark Lord terrorizes Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 114,837 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 19 - Updated: 3/29/2004 - Published: 6/26/2003 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Turncoat by Ice Queen1 reviews
Harry and Draco find commonality in their abusive families
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,481 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/17/2004 - Published: 1/1/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
Daddy's Little Gryffindor by tirzasnape reviews
First fic, please don't hate me! Snape finds out he has a 10 yr old daughter who comes to live with him after her mother's death. Many adventures and she has a sad dark secret. Can Snape help her? Will they even get along? please r&r!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 91 - Words: 317,968 - Reviews: 918 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/27/2003 - Published: 12/28/2002 - Severus S. - Complete
Dark Phoenix by Naya Snake reviews
COMPLETE He's the Prince of Darkness, born to kill, and saves the New Light. Then the New Light saves him. Fate- or Doom, joining them- Slitherins and Gryffindors. Salazar's prediction. Power of Fire. The Past. The Future.Will they survive the encounter?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 123,615 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/5/2003 - Published: 2/10/2003 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Ten Aurors of destiny by Little Lotte Daae reviews
Hi people! this is NOT FLUFF between Harry and the new gir! this is my first fanfic, & its basically the IDEAL story of anyone who has wanted to be inside the Harry Potter books! Please read and Review! Flames ok, as long as u tell me y u're flaming me :)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 50 - Words: 65,320 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/4/2003 - Published: 1/26/2002
Dragon's Heart, Griffin's Mind by Mad Ant reviews
Harry goes to Hogwarts to follow a special training and learn more about his past and about himself. Read and review. All comments welcome. Chapter 17 is running. (Unfinished)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 86,851 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 5/3/2003 - Published: 11/16/2002 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the American Muggles by Autumn O'Rielly reviews
A 15 year old muggle finds her way to Hogwarts and is allowed to stay and learn. But she's just a muggle or is she? Then her best frined is brought to Hogwarts. What is Dumbledore thinking allowing 2 muggles at Hogwarts? **COMPLETE**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 30 - Words: 73,624 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/13/2003 - Published: 1/4/2003 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Lily, the Vampire Slayer by Branw3n reviews
This generation’s Slayer, Lily Evans, is being re-assigned to a remote Scottish village named Hogsmeade to defeat an ancient evil terrorizing an entire countryside. *UPDATE Chap. 20 04-13-03*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 70,481 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/13/2003 - Published: 4/18/2002 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Wizard vs Mage reviews
Dumbledore and Gandalf meet one day in the park. They note their similarites and have an interesting conversation. Disclaimer here:i do not own either harry potter or Lord of the rings, though I would like to.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Albus D., Gandalf - Complete