Crazy Authoresses CAT and AMS
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Poll: If CAT ignored her hellacrazy course load and actually uploaded a chapter for once, which story would you like to see updated? It's all in your hands! If I get enough votes, I'll even update the top choice, maybe even the top three! Huzzah for polls! Vote Now!
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Joined 01-26-01, id: 38696, Profile Updated: 02-08-08
Author has written 24 stories for Harry Potter, Young Wizards, Star Ocean, Lord of the Rings, Shadow Hearts, Discworld, Heroes, and Bleach.

~~CAT's section~~

BIG NEWS! 1-26-08 marked my seventh year on the site! (Although technically my real anniversary is 8-26-00 for my first penname, but I'm so mortified by it that I refuse to acknowledge its existence. -shudder- ) Anyways, Happy Birthday to us!

I just made a new Bleach forum, Urahara Shoten, so go visit it! Also, check out my poll! You can vote for which of my many stories you think I should update next. And I'll probably even listen. Amazing!
Also, if you get the chance, you should go out and rent the best b-movie Christmas film ever, Santa's Slay. It cracked me up.

So, why don't we get to know each other better, dear reader?

Do you like Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain?

If so, I hope you don't pass out and get pneumonia.

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Here's a bit more about CAT. You can tell a lot about people by knowing what their convictions are. Heh...

I'm convinced that...

...alpacas are awesome.

...the Wii is part of an ingenius Japanese plot to brainwash the world. Anime is too. That's why they're both so fun.

...your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

...Naruto should be renamed "Oh, those crazy ninjas!"

...global warming is killing Santa.

...bunnies are sneaky secret plotters. What they're plotting, I don't know. They're that good.

...angst is lame.

...we need more cartoons like Pinky and the Brain. And more PBS for kids. Wishbone was the shiz.

...Ichigo Kurosaki secretly dyes his hair, which is why the series is called Bleach.

...that no one knows what an International Studies major is.

...the answer to the ultimate question of Life, the Universe, and Everything is 42.

...the legion of Mary-Sues is growing. Soon they will band together and take over fanfiction dot net. Scary.

...there is a Transcendental Pig. Unfortunately, it was Hogzilla, the giant hog that guy in the South caught. Guess we'll never know what the meaning of life is.

...Christopher Moore should have more fanfiction and fans. That man is crazy and I love him.

...For that matter, Christopher Moore and Stephen Lynch should somehow get together and merge their insanity in some kind of sweet collab.

...German is the best language to swear in. Too bad I can't speak it. Just try to be angry in French. It doesn't work well. At least scornful does. Le sigh.

...I'm going to Luxembourg in a year or less! XD

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Ok, I'll just keep on rambling...

Favorite TV show: Heroes rocks hard. So does Scrubs. I'm such a JD, in case you couldn't tell. Chuck is quickly replacing Scrubs as second-favorite, though. Pushing Daisies, Psych, the Soup and Reaper are also quality programming.
Favorite Shippings:
YW: Roshaun/Dairine, Nita/Kit, Tom/Carl, Carmela/Ronan-or-Filif, Darryl/Ngyuet(really didn't feel like looking up her name).
HP:Harry/Hermione, Ron/Lavender (That is, before JK made them go out as a way to push R/H on us.), Ginny/Draco, Tonks/Lupin.
Star Ocean: Mirage/Cliff, Albel/Nel, Elena-Arzei, Lieber/Marietta, Fayt/Maria, Fayt/Sophia, Sophia/random hobos off the street
Shadow Hearts: Margarete/Keith, Alice/Yuri, Chris/Halley, Kato/Kawashima, Lucia/Joachim, Anastasia/Kurando.
Bleach: Whoa. You can tell it's been a while since I updated my profile. I had Ichigo/Orihime as a couple. I haven't like them together since, like, book 5. Heh... Uryuu/Orihime, Rukia/Ichigo, Rukia/Renji, Chad/Tatsuki, Chad/Karin(older!), Keigo/Chizuru, Nel (in her new form)/Keigo. Nel/Kon, Matsumoto/Momo (Pure crack), Isane/Kiyone sisterfics (No romance. Ick.), Ulquoirra/edge of a cliff, Urahara/Yoruichi and various others. Hells yeah.
Favorite Authors: Christopher Moore, Diane Duane, Neil Gaiman (sometimes), Terry Pratchett, Robert Aspirin, JK Rowling, JRR Tolkien, Ummm... and a lot others that I can't remember at the moment.
Favorite thing to torture: Periwinkle Box/Ronan
My Flaw: I tend to have large gaps where I go without updating. If you're starting to get impatient, e-mail me. Really. I won't bite. I'll usually get it out pretty quick if I know that someone's that interested.

Random Quotes:

"You're not a loser... you're just a winner who hasn't won. Yet. Or ever..."

"This is what cults do, you know. Deprive their converts of sleep so they'll be confused and vulnerable and more likely to do the stupid things you ask them to do. Like drink the Kool-aid. Is that what you're working up to?"
~Both quotes courtesy of the quickly-cancelled gigglefest that was Wonderfalls.

Finally, CAT says... I love my reviewers a lot. -cyber hug!-

~~AMS' section~~
Hey, I'm finally updating...yay!

Well, I'm working on a fic...I haven't figured where the story is going yet, but it will be posted...sometime shortly...eventually...I hope

Couplings:

Bleach: Hitsugaya/Yachiru (Pure crack!), Ichigo/Rukia, Uryuu/Orihime, Yoruichi/Urahara, Rukia/Renji and others...
Naruto: Hinata/Gaara and various others (I, strangely enough, like this one the best)
HP: Draco/Ginny and Hermione/Harry
Persona 3: Mitsuru/Akihiko
Star Ocean: Albel/Nel and Cliff/Mirage

Happy Reading and -ahem- reviewing!

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When Pigs Fly by Techno-Poet reviews
Kit and Nita are on active, and this is the day they find out who they're assisting and why...will they enjoy their day helping those in need? Can Pigs actually fly? Find out! Rated T for safety. Chapter 12 is up! And now, this story is completed...
Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,536 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Complete
Aquios High by Sorceress Myst reviews
What have I done? Our lovable SO3 characters are in High School! AlbelNel, CliffxMirage, two other pairings that are not important, another surprise pairing, and Faytx?. Ironically brought to you by one of the biggest High School fic haters out there.
Star Ocean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 199,160 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 4/3/2005 - Complete
For the Sake of Sake by Psycho-Neurotically Disturbed reviews
Sake is banned in the Seireitei and Shunsui, Kenpachi, and company go to drastic lengths to consume alcohol and romantic interludes occur. KiraxSoifon, a little ShunsuixNanao,MomoxRenji, MatsumotoxSaskibe and ShuuheixIsane. Complete.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,237 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 10/4/2007 - I. Kira, Suì-Fēng - Complete
Narcissus in Tatters by Shissuru Urufu reviews
Set during the Arrancar Arc. The fight with Luppi ends very differently, leaving Yumichika broken in its wake. Destroyed both physically and mentally, can his friends help him piece his life back together or will the Arrancar's triumph finish him?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,003 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Yumichika A.
Poylsyllabic by Senri reviews
A series of Young Wizard drabbles and short fics. Number seven: Joanne/Nita pre-femslash, for Yuletide 2007. Don't like, don't read; you were warned.
Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,499 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 10/19/2007
The Flower & The Firecracker by Lulu Veronica reviews
Byakuya makes a contract with Kukaku Shiba to create weapons to aid Soul Society in fighting hollows. They must survive working and living together until the contract is up. Horrible summary is horrible. // Pre-Series // ByaKuka //
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,488 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Byakuya K., Kukaku S.
Nocturne by Empatheia reviews
Orihime, Ishida. How do you pick up the threads of an old life? How do you go on, when in your heart you begin to understand... there is no going back. Orihime comes home, only to find that she hasn't.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,151 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Orihime I., Uryuu I. - Complete
The Fabulous Destiny of Kurosaki Ichigo by Kasuchi reviews
One person can change your life forever.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,819 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Good Morning! by Nadat reviews
Urahara Kisuke takes matters into his own hands. Spoilers for current manga, anime. Oneshot.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2007 - K. Urahara, S. Aizen - Complete
Potechi by Brain Eater Jr reviews
Light eats potato chips while studying algebra. Amazing! Don't tell me you're not curious. :
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete
Escapism by tectrices reviews
[Isshin and Masaki] The first in a series, chronicling how Ichigo's parents met and fell in love. When he first saw her, she was trembling, ready to take the plunge into that inky black sky.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Isshin K., Masaki K. - Complete
Peer Reviews by Bjorn reviews
When Commander Yamamoto requested peer reviews from his captains, he didn't quite get what he wanted. But then again, he should have known better than to expect sanity from the Gotei 13.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 10/11/2007 - Published: 10/6/2007 - K. Zaraki
The Black Brigade Theatrical Troupe by Anarchy Sky reviews
The epic tale of the war on Elicoor. It's Airyglyph vs. Aquaria. It's Vox vs. Albel. It's Ninjas vs. Idiots. A Parody of Star Ocean and everything in general. Chapter 20: One Year Later...a miraculous update arrives! The horror! The horror!
Star Ocean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,703 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/12/2007 - Published: 9/18/2005
Harry Potter goes Gangsta by Gryffindor620 reviews
What if the world of Harry Potter went gangsta? UPDATED Aug. 26, 2007
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,418 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 8/29/2004
Eggs and Bakey! by Demoneyes 14 reviews
A series of oneshots starring Albel Nox and Nel Zelpher. Purely Alnel crack. I really need a life. Alnel
Star Ocean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,053 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/21/2007 - Published: 6/3/2006
Together and Apart by raneonthewyndoepain reviews
A story about Dairine and Roshaun missing each other and learning how to be apart, and also about Kit and Nita learning how to be together. R&R or I will drone on for 10 chapters before the good stuff starts.
Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,420 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
Tender Kisses on a Blackened Heart by Dragon Chyld reviews
LutherSophia cowritten by Blue Persuasion. One’s the owner of a lonely heart and the other harbors thoughts of revenge. Can a gentle touch soften the hardest of souls? Or will innocence die in an attempt to save a demon?
Star Ocean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,315 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Sophia E., Luther L.
Dragonfly’s Fire by Blue Persuasion reviews
CH1 edited AU.Mirage has lost her memories and finds herself in a place she's sure isn't home. What she doesn't know can and will hurt her unless she finds the answers to her missing memories. Will Cliff be able to help before the truth kills her?
Star Ocean - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,754 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Cliff F., Mirage K.
Terror At Tanabata by debbiechan reviews
A lost Quincy, a kidnapper, some cotton candy and squid on a stick. IshiHime. Other Bleach characters. Part of the series that includes “Life is Trying” “We Forgot to Have Sex” and “Dinner Party.”
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,172 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Uryuu I., Orihime I. - Complete
101 Ways to Annoy Lord Voldemort by Ashly Potter reviews
For reasons unknown, one girl stands in the Deatheater house with a list of 101 Ways to Annoy Lord Voldemort and a demand to set them to work. But with other Deatheaters (including some guy named Adam) in the way, it could be difficult.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,481 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/6/2007 - Published: 4/8/2004 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L.
Unforeseen by Anarchy Sky reviews
A Bizarre Romance! No one ever expected these two to fall in love. But they proved that anyone can have a change of heart... Pairing: AxS
Star Ocean - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Complete
Enlightenment by polka-dotted-pengiuns reviews
Who would have known that a twenty dollar bet with your sister could result in you getting the girl of your adolesent dreams? Well obviously not Kit, or he would have tried a long time ago. KN Oneshot
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,327 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Complete
Eureka! We've done it AGAIN? by Psychodog reviews
[Mistywell, Clirage, Alnel and a small hint o' Alphia!] Sequel to Eureka I got it! Mackwell and Lear are having a settled life, but the day of Apris is coming and some sort of tragedy is coming for our two lovers. Someone Misty Lear hoped to forget. HUMOR
Star Ocean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,960 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/20/2006 - Published: 1/23/2006
Knight Errant by Wally In Aeternum reviews
Certain bodily functions unique to the fairer sex fail to enter into V's calculations when shopping for his houseguest. Evey is understandably peeved.
V for Vendetta - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,295 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/9/2006 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Complete
Expository Mmails by Paxluvfelicitas reviews
Kit and Ronan didn't exactly get along so well, but in Wizards At War, Kit asks Ronan to tag along, and they are comfortable enough to bang fists... Did we miss something? The Invitation. KitNita Fluff and Excessive Machismo. Reviewers get beta WizPods.
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/24/2006 - Complete
Rena's Harem by Gabriel Ice reviews
[Chapter 7 added] Rena has second thoughts about settling down with Dias. After all, doesn't she also love Claude? And Bowman, and Ashton, and... [Note: The author does not condone polygamy.]
Star Ocean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,557 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/12/2006 - Published: 12/11/2005
Unavoidable by Sorceress Myst reviews
Fayt tells Nel a secret that sends her to do the unthinkable to Albel. Now she is in a confused state of mind as she tries to avoid the man she mistakenly kissed...or was it a mistake? Alnel, pure and simple from the 4th dimension.
Star Ocean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,797 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/19/2006 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Albel N., Nel Z. - Complete
Say My Name by Crisis Project reviews
What would YOU do if every time you heard your name you had to kiss the person nearest to you regardless of who, where, when, how, or even what gender... or... NO gender? Confusion, smut, all the good stuff! Al x Nel Epilogue
Star Ocean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,590 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/19/2006 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Nel Z., Albel N. - Complete
Essence of Nel by reiniku reviews
Sophia concocts a potion that unknowingly comes in contact with Nel. The result, just about every man that comes in contact with her is automatically attracted to her and wants to woo her. That's right, Cliff, Fayt, Roger, Inventors, Lasselle, and Albel
Star Ocean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,945 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 2/3/2006
The Lies of the Fairytales by silver thorns reviews
i know what you're thinking. oh porcupines, not another one. but here it is, so get over it. very dark and wierd, like the title. R&R. this came straight from the heart.
Star Ocean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Complete
Far From Normal by Kaze-Kami-Ha reviews
This isn’t normal. No, wait... this was never ‘normal’ to begin with. Where do I even begin? It is... My Story... :Minor FFX Cross:
Star Ocean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,547 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/25/2006 - Published: 9/1/2005
Inside My Heart by Blue Persuasion reviews
Clirage...CliffXMirage An old enemy is back and he targets the whole SO3 crew. Can a romance blossom through the whole ordeal? Everyone's in this fic, lots of action with a nice bit of romance.
Star Ocean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,760 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/12/2006 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Cliff F., Mirage K. - Complete
Eureka! I got it! by Psychodog reviews
A story dedicated to our loveable Inventors. Mackwell, the hardworking and all serious workaholic is involved in love, conspiracy and friendship, as well as learn a few lessons from his friends. And what's this? Affection for a certain Misty Lear? XD
Star Ocean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 72,567 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/20/2005 - Published: 10/14/2005 - Complete
Pranksters Anonymous by Rebel Without An Existence reviews
Cliff and Roger play pranks on Albel. How will Albel strike back? Please R&R. Chapter III is in!
Star Ocean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,718 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/31/2005 - Published: 10/30/2005
One Crazy Summer by Blue Persuasion reviews
What happens when an unexpected guest arrives in Airyglyph? Who can Albel turn to in his time of need? Features complete and utter nonsense. Poor Roger. Hints to NelAlbel. Ok, a little more then a hint...
Star Ocean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,553 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/12/2005 - Published: 9/6/2005 - Albel N., Nel Z. - Complete
Middle Earth Chaos by viper676 reviews
LotR-YW-HP Crossover. Due to a fault in their transport spell, Nita, Kit, and Dairine are sent to Middle Earth. Mass chaos abounds from there as they meet up with the LotR cast of characters and some others. Read, review, and have a great read!
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,744 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/7/2005 - Published: 8/9/2004
That Disease of Dreamers by Virgo reviews
Ginny Weasley has been sent from her home in the weeks following the end of her Fifth Year. She is in New York City, all alone with no one who understands. Until she meets a fellow Witch who knows exactly how she feels. Or rather, a Wizard. HPxYW See note
Crossover - Harry Potter & Young Wizards - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,314 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/19/2005
The Rampage of the SugarHigh Author! by RandoMaia reviews
A WEIRD fic that was the product of being very bored and using my mom's laptop when I'd gotten out of the shower. Very odd, but funny (I hope). Rating upped to PG-13 for slightly more serious swears. Review so I know whether or not to continue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,926 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 8/13/2005 - Published: 7/22/2004
Napa Valley Weekend by viper676 reviews
Updated 6-2-05. Nita and Kit are left home alone... and they discover something in both their hearts they had only a faint idea was there. Read, Review, and enjoy the fic.
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,717 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/2/2005 - Published: 8/17/2004
Reality Bites by Queen-Akasha reviews
My take on how the "big reveal" should've gone down. Contains a MAJOR spoiler, so do not read unless you have gotten past the planet Styx. Characters used are Albel, Cliff, Fayt, Maria and Sophia.
Star Ocean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,231 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/24/2005 - Published: 5/14/2005
Dumbledore's Folly by Nenfea reviews
The Fellowship go to Hogwarts as the result of a stupid bet by Dumbledore. Elizabeth finds out she's a witch, so Will and Jack follow her to Hogwarts. Somehow Buffy ends up in the mix too. Mild insanity follows.
Movie X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 63,826 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/5/2005 - Published: 2/15/2004
My Big Fat Aqiuos Wedding by Nicolle reviews
Nel has just been screwed. Royally.
Star Ocean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,024 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/7/2004 - Published: 10/17/2004 - Complete
Fire and Rain by viper676 reviews
Audrey Rodriguez, Kit and Nita's oldest daughter, discovers her parents' secret, and takes it upon herself to take the Oath for herself. What happens on her Ordeal just might mean the death of the universe if she screws up... Read and Review, please!
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,674 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/12/2004 - Published: 7/31/2004
Harry Potter and the Powers That Be by PrincessEilonwy reviews
When a young wizard from England invades Nita and Kit's already abnormal lives, will things ever be the same?
Young Wizards - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,019 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/2/2004 - Published: 7/13/2004
This Side by Reana reviews
A Roshaun-Dairine songfic exploring Roshaun's life after he returns home.
Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,999 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/2/2004
In Memory of Sirius Black I: Vindicated by Sweet 16 Movie Buff reviews
-COMPLETE- Jillian and Sirius are on the outs. Okay . . .they just flipping hate each other, but why? Okay, this is sort of a mix of all genres: humor, action, mystery, drama, angst, etc. Anyway, I'll read you're fic, if you'll read mine. Thanx!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,433 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/28/2004 - Published: 7/13/2004 - Sirius B. - Complete
The True Mary Sue by PrincessEilonwy reviews
Who is the mysterious American girl? Why is she really at Hogwarts? And when the heck will she stop following Harry around?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,424 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/8/2003 - Published: 1/26/2003 - Harry P.
The Weekend by Stormhawk reviews
The fellowship in the real world (again) but give it a chance. Babies spit up on Legolas. Boromir introduces a young boy to alcohol and Smeagol is haunting the basement.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,349 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2003
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What The? reviews
The crew of Young Wizards have stumbled across the path of a very bored, very hyper author. What will happen to them and their sanity? A mini-chapter 12 has been added on a whim. A new insatiable internet feud has been created. Read to find out more.
Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,188 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 3/15/2002
Stasis reviews
In light of a certain holiday, why not indulge in a romance fic? Just so you know, though, if this fic were candy, it'd be dark chocolate. Ch1- What happens to Ronan directly after Nita's super-stasis spell? Carmonan, slight NitKit. Happy VD, all!
Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,376 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/13/2008
Demented Drabbles reviews
Drabble 1: A fox and a floozy walk into a bar... Komamura/Matusmoto minifriendfic, now with a hundred and twenty percent of your daily recommended dose of crack humor and drunken debauchery per 8 ounce serving! What else would you expect from Matsumoto?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,982 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/5/2008 - R. Matsumoto, S. Komamura
Birthday Wishes reviews
Nita's first birthday without her mom is coming up, and Kit struggles to break from the cycle of giving her inadvertantly horrible gifts. Can he admit his true feelings for her? And what happens when he consults Carmela for help? A chaotic fluff KN story.
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,734 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/20/2007 - Published: 8/9/2004
A Bleachy Christmas Carol reviews
No one in the Soul Society likes Mayuri Kurotsuchi ...AKA Captain Clownface. But Christmastime is here and he's about to get a crash course in holiday cheer from four mysterious spirits. Will it actually work? Read and find out! Spirit 1: Kisuke appears!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,082 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/19/2007 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Mayuri K., Nemu K.
Amore e Morte reviews
It's another day at Karakura High, but even normal days are decidely strange there. Read on for your recommended daily value of cracktastic humor...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,884 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/30/2007 - Published: 5/31/2007
Sidekicks reviews
Sometimes evolution has to take a few wrong turns to get things right. So far we’ve only seen the heroes, but what about those evolutionary deadends— the sidekicks? Poor Mohinder doesn't know what he's about to get himself into...
Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/10/2007
Hogswatch Shoes reviews
A venture into shiny Discworld insanity, to the tune of Christmas Shoes. Despite the song, this is not a drama. At all. All our favorites from the City Watch try to help Vimes find a gift for his wife. This can't end well...
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,975 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Complete
Sweet Nothings reviews
Elena Frahm's in her second year in college when Arzei, a dashing exchange student, transfers to Aquios and disrupts any semblance of balance in her life. Come on, you know you're an ElenaArzei shipper deep down inside.
Star Ocean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,310 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/5/2006 - Published: 3/14/2006
Of Toasters, Alnel, and Insane Fluff reviews
Peppita's created a psychotic toaster who happens to have a crush on our favorite fanfiction trollop, Albel Nox. Add in kidnapping blackmail and matchmaking and Nox ends up engaged to her creation. Can anyone save him from his wretched fate? Probably not.
Star Ocean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/30/2006 - Published: 10/2/2005
Finding Myself reviews
When Nita is determined missing during an assignment, everyone loses hope but Kit who realizes just how much Nita meant to him. Meanwhile, Nita must rediscover herself after she wakes up with no memory of the past two years. KN fluffangst ahead!
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,484 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/30/2006 - Published: 8/9/2004
The Adventures of Skirt Boy and Stabby Girl reviews
What happens when you put five authors together with one prompt: Albel and Nel become Elicoor’s superheroes, Skirt Boy and Stabby Girl! More craziness than you can shake a Woltar at.
Star Ocean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,985 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/17/2006 - Published: 2/3/2006
Je Mange les Petits Enfants reviews
The title's in French because I have titleblock and everyone knows things are more romantic in French. Anyhow, this coupling will soon be the newest fad in Albel empire. It's the MirabelAlrage! Yes, I've done the unthinkable and coupled Albel and Mirage t
Star Ocean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,614 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/21/2006
Dear Diary reviews
A candid look at our favorite semievil swordman's diary. How many people are on his kill list? What does he really think of Fayt and Co.? How much time does he spend on appearance a day? Find out all this and more! Poor, poor Albel...
Star Ocean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/14/2005
Halloween Havoc reviews
Craziness and costumes. Fayt tells the Elicoorians about Halloween and Sophia and Mirage begin plotting. Add candy to the mix and... This should be interesting.
Star Ocean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,208 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/5/2005
Poker Face reviews
Look, everyone! A DairineRoshaun fic! I promised, and here it is! Roshaun must return to his planet to become king, but what happens when he realizes that he has feelings for a certain wizard? Don't worry, it's KN too! Fluffiness for all!
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,378 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/2/2005 - Published: 1/16/2005
I Vill Suck Your Blooood reviews
SH1. What're Yuri and co. supposed to do after they save the world? Turns out that living like normal people could be harder than expected, especially when you have to deal with meddling friends, vampire hunters, and, worst of all, love. MargareteKeith,AY
Shadow Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2005
Friendly Competition reviews
Ever meet someone so infuriating that you aren’t sure if you should punch them or fall in love with them? This is precisely a young Mirage's problem when she first meets a certain fellow Klausian. A MirageCliff centric epic fic. Whee... chapter three's up
Star Ocean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,964 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/15/2005 - Published: 4/4/2005
Attack of the Killer Homunculi reviews
Fayt and Co. whine about being created by the 4-D beings, but what happens when something sentient they’ve invented finds out the same thing? One thing’s for sure: the Homunculi aren’t as cute as they look. Plus, there's hungover Welch! Bwahaha...
Star Ocean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5/17/2005
Lost reviews
-or- The Horrendous X-over from Hell. What happens when a plane full of the characters from our favorite (and least favorite) books and movies crashes on a remote desert island? This is no Survivor parody; just think of it as one big tangle of dementia...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,889 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/7/2004 - Published: 9/5/2004 - Legolas
Family Heritage reviews
Harry finally turns sixteen, and he finds that his father left him a very special "gift" from his animagus days for Harry's 6th year. Now, any time that he's hugged by a member of the opposite sex, he turns into a stag. How cursed can one guy get?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,673 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/31/2004 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Why Me? reviews
Harry and Hermione switch bodies because of a minor mistake in Potions. Can they stand a week as each other? Completely revamped!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,609 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/28/2004 - Published: 12/8/2001 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Legacy reviews
We've all wondered the story behind Harry's inherited fortune. Beware what you wonder... When James finally decides to propose to Lily, the Marauders decide to go out with a bang. What happens when they get in over their heads? Pure, undiluted chaos.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/9/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Happy Little Barrel Land reviews
I don't own anything TT. I'm bad at summaries but it is a Precis and Ashton fic
Star Ocean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/14/2004