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Joined 05-18-03, id: 387020, Profile Updated: 02-20-10
Author has written 5 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

HAHA, WHAT AM I DOING BACK ON FF.NET, I DON'T EVEN.

I usually post on lj, but I'll post things I'm too embarrassed to post on lj here. Or uh, whatever I feel like I guess.

Also, I'm not the best writer, so feel free to crit me and things. I'm cool, bra. I'm cool.

Ameruka: ...man i'm so tired, i'm reading a russia/america fic and i misread
Ameruka: superpower
Ameruka: as
Ameruka: stripper
Ameruka : i was like wait wtf why is russia stripper
Suomi:..
Suomi: afgkhgjm,hl XD
Ameruka: THE ONLY STRIPPER FOR AMERICAAAA

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Invasion by Verin Mystal reviews
America struggles to find solace after civilization crumbles in a post-apocalyptic world. My take on the classic "Aliens invade planet earth" set up. Rated M for language & violence.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 202,839 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 5/17/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Tainted Disposition by LateNiteSlacker reviews
Kratos battles fate in his struggle to save the worlds. Can he change his destiny? Kratos's POV. Warning! Major Kratos spoilers!
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 122,639 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 7/27/2004 - Kratos A.
From America with Love by last letter reviews
Dear Russia, you suck.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 72,309 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009 - America, Russia
Let's Bring Back the Cold War by tao-fetish reviews
Alfred is hot, and not in the good way. When all other methods fail, Ivan decides to help.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Russia, America - Complete
Foreign Affairs by SuomenNeito reviews
It's 1863, and in the midst of civil war, America is torn and confused. His boss had the lovely idea of having him go to a Union party, linking quite closely to foreign affairs. A break amidst heartache is always welcome. Russia/America. Read & Review!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,625 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/19/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Cold Wars by peroxidepest17 reviews
America and Russia fight and make up.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/11/2009 - America, Russia
Bleach Drabbles by peroxidepest17 reviews
My collection of Bleach drabbles. Various characters, themes, and situations. Pairings include yaoi, het, gen, etc. See headings on each individual piece for more specific information.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 500 - Words: 356,932 - Reviews: 3763 - Favs: 1,096 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 5/7/2007 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Complete
Complicated by sharingank reviews
He held her a bit too long, a bit too tight....HaruhiMori oneshot.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,376 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Kotetsu and Izumo: 30 Kisses by Inglorious DMK reviews
[KotetsuIzumo] 30 themes, 30 kisses, 30 ficlets and drabbles of KotetsuIzumo goodness. What more could you want?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 2/3/2005 - Izumo K., Kotetsu H.
Lazy Days by BitterEloquence reviews
In the lazy days of summer, Kiba and Akamaru relax in a sundappled field with nothing but the sunlight and....fleas to keep them company? Kiba and Akamaru fic with some ShinoKiba
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Kiba I., Shino A. - Complete
Perfect Together by peroxidepest17 reviews
Sequel to “Making a Deal” Ikkaku doesn’t like to hold back for anyone or anything.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,402 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Complete
Making a Deal by peroxidepest17 reviews
Sequel to “Meet Kenpachi” Ikkaku makes a decision.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Complete
Softly Say Goodnight by Chevira Lowe reviews
(PG-15) Jiraiya, Orochimaru and Tsunade as a team. How they began, and why they fell apart.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,299 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 10/10/2005 - Published: 3/14/2005
Impromptu Inquiry by firefly reviews
When Shikamaru accepts Temari's offer and agrees to spend a few days at the Suna family's household, brothers Gaara and Kankuro decide to have a little chat with their guest.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/6/2005 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Close Your Eyes by Crystal56 reviews
Sophie and Howl are expecting their first child. Their life after the curse has been broken. New chapter 7! NOW COMPLETE!
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,520 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 6/27/2005 - Complete
No Trouble at All by Lord Iron-Balls reviews
ShikaTemari. Shikamaru finally gains an understanding of what his father meant about women three years ago, and Temari learns that genius can be applied to more than just games.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,836 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/21/2005
Seeking Comfort by neonate reviews
[Completed] This summer in Konoha...Neji jokes, Sakura flirts, Shino gossips, and Chouji eats. Manga timeline, peeps.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,701 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/1/2005 - Published: 12/2/2004 - Complete
Midnight Snack by SaturnOolaa reviews
Back in Hidden Sand, Kankurou and Temari... are starting to worry about Gaara's eating habits. The question is, why? Spoilers up to the end of the Chuunin Exams.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,466 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/8/2004 - Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Pieces of A Shooting Star by Difinity reviews
SPOILERS On their last night together, Lloyd asks his father to tell him one last story. Recalling a memory long passed, he now hesitates to accept his father's departure. "I want you to stay here with me...so we can show them that we're still a family."
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/21/2004
Idealism by Pickled Death reviews
one-shot; Iruka does not believe in vengeance. He does believe in forgiveness. Forgiveness has its extremities. For example, Iruka is too young to be a father, especially to a hooligan like Naruto. …But somehow, he fits the bill just fine.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,222 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/8/2004 - Complete
Padfoot and Moony Return to HoggywartyHogwarts! by insufficientemotionalfunds reviews
ABANDONED Remus and Sirius return to Hogwarts as the DADA teacher and a security guard. Havoc ensues. Includes Howlers, two Remuses, actors slythering, Padfoot running amuck, and crude werewolf jokes!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,788 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/4/2004 - Published: 10/6/2002 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Stuck in Idiotville by Lady Stone reviews
It was just a harmless prank! Until they got locked in a dark room with Snape! My, what shall The Marauders do? ::COMPLETE::
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,237 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/11/2004 - Published: 7/9/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Quest of the Green Beast by driftingstar reviews
ABANDONED. For this I am deeply apologetic, but I have completely lost interest and inspiration for this story. To all of you who have read this: thank you so much. And once again, I'm really sorry.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,429 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/8/2004 - Published: 6/25/2004
Shadows by cashew reviews
“He painted a pretty picture for you, didn’t he Ron, what with all of his colorful lies and empty promises, how could I possibly compete with that?” A series of events leads Ron to the dark side, can anyone bring him back?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 58,620 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/21/2004 - Published: 7/24/2003 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Skirmish by Yukitsu reviews
After getting caught tussling the night before, 14yearold Sensui and Itsuki are confronted by Sensui's overimaginative mother. Sensui being dense, Itsuki being evil and suggestive, and mild shounen ai hints
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2004 - S. Sensui, Itsuki - Complete
Genkai's Student by Spiritt reviews
Another Adventure of Hiei and Botan! Exhusbands, ferry girls, brothers, and demons! Can Hiei and Botan ever get some time alone? Final: Sayonara Bye Bye.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 63,255 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/8/2004 - Published: 5/14/2003 - Botan, Hiei
Footprints by LadyRhiyana reviews
[COMPLETED] Set after book 5. Draco faces 6th year without his father's support, but standing alone in Slytherin is by no means easy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 82,560 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/17/2004 - Published: 6/28/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker 2 by SoLongPancho reviews
Good-bye.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,829 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/9/2004 - Published: 7/26/2003
Back to the Future by Haki reviews
CompeteThe Marauders travel in time.Remus is obsessed with a book and Sirius likes shiny things.NOT SLASH There r some things connected to LOTR
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,075 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 22 - Updated: 1/22/2004 - Published: 7/31/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Master and Servant by ChibiRisu-chan reviews
Riff watches over Cain through another adventure, and reflects on the nature of their world... (First published at Sakura-Crisis.net's Fanworks section in Jan '03.)
Count Cain: God Child - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,360 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/29/2003
Memories We Missed by Murr reviews
Incurable insanity, Incompetant boobery---Onion of the Underworld! What more irrational ideas will James and Sirius get when they have to babysit little Harry for three days? Finished Come one, come all! Yay!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,364 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/2/2003 - Published: 7/30/2003 - James P., Sirius B.
Call Me Padfoot by Mangudai reviews
The life of Sirius Black, from his Hogwarts days to his Azkaban ones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,763 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 7/11/2003 - Sirius B., James P.
Deflating by bluebottlebutterfly reviews
She started going out with him in seventh year. Once James had deflated his head a bit." James is desperate, but can he really change everything he is for a girl? Well... he can try. ::It's done! And it's won awards!::
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,303 - Reviews: 2252 - Favs: 1,453 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 8/13/2003 - Published: 6/25/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Fates Have a Twisted Sense of Humor by ArtikGato reviews
Hiei x Botan. It all started when Botan had to distract Hiei after Yukina had been kidnapped, but soon there were a lot of twists to it... Okies, I lied. The last chapter WASN'T the final chapter! Check out the epilogue part two!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,350 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/27/2003 - Published: 3/30/2003 - Hiei, Botan
I'll Always Love You by Kitten Kisses reviews
Bad ending, good epilogue. MirSan InuKag Kagome suddenly starts getting severe migranes, and InuYasha and Miroku start acting too nice to be true...what could possibly be going on? Is it...Naraku?
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 111,767 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/26/2003 - Published: 12/12/2002 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
LOVE OF AGES by Daphne Li reviews
Eriol never dreamed that he, being crippled, would ever have friends; Then he meets Tomoyo, and everything changes. But something goes wrong and he is forced to move away. Will they ever be together again? E T, S S
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,757 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/5/2003 - Published: 3/3/2003 - Eriol H., Tomoyo D. - Complete
Coffee Is No Substitute For Waking Up Naked by Doctor Strangelove reviews
After a hard night of partying Sirius wakes up naked. And he's not alone. Slash [SiriusRemus]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/3/2003 - Published: 10/21/2002 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Way You Say My Name by MukuroMay reviews
Yaoi. Touya X Yukito. Touya thinks about the way Yukito says his name, during a night at his friend's house. Rating for language. R&R, onegai!
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Published: 10/7/2002 - Tōya K., Yukito T.
Moony's Midnight Snack by Evie2 reviews
Moony decides to get a midnight snack. One problem: the wolf wants a snack, too. And Moony's friends are looking might tasty all of a sudden....
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/14/2002 - Remus L.
Its Impossible by Jey4eva reviews
This is my first fic, so bare with me. The story is a D/G...yes, Draco and Ginny...Draco and Ginny are annoying eachother to death... Maybe it will end in romance... It's not really PG-13 material right now, but it will be in the chapters to come for l
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,750 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/13/2001 - Published: 5/5/2001 - Ginny W.
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Preggers reviews
You're having my baaaaby. Russia/America, nonsense.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010 - America, Russia
Song Against Sex reviews
A collection of old drabbles focusing on Russia/America throughout the Cold War Era, beginning to end. Warnings for mature themes, sexual themes, and bad language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,136 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
thicker than water reviews
All Russia really wants to do is start the New Year with family. Old fic for the spasibodedmoroz gift exchange.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Russia - Complete
Brother in Arms reviews
Family, hints of Canada/Ukraine. A series of drabbles/ficlets centered around the North American brothers and war. Violence, language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,187 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/20/2010 - America, Canada
Define Bodycheck reviews
America/Russia. Russia loses to Canada at a hockey match. America and Russia make out afterward. There really isn't a plot or purpose to this. Mild sexual content, bad language, dumb.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2010 - America, Russia - Complete