The Die Hard
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Joined 05-19-03, id: 387202
Author has written 28 stories for Smallville, and Supernatural.
Ex-Navy, ex-NASA engineer, ex-political prisoner, now a little old lady with cats.
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Mere Mortals by deanine reviews
The Lost - Genesis - When a Galactic Empire comes seeking the last Kryptonian, Clark's life changes forever. Will he survive the coming trials, and will he be able to protect his family along the way? AU Book 2 complete!
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 173,087 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 7/26/2002 - Clark K./Superman, Chloe S. - Complete
Drabbles by XMarisolX reviews
Assorted Smallville drabbles. Quick fixes for all your angst, fanwanking, missing scene (and sometimes humor) needs!
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 6,582 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/25/2006 - Published: 5/20/2004 - Clark K./Superman, Lex L., Martha K., Lionel L.
Dictator by Lucy Wiggin reviews
This is my attempt to break (almost) free from the Superman myth and draw a picture of Clark and Chloe's future, based on Smallville alone. It's a future fic where Clark decides to take world domination. Chloe, now a reporter at the planet, secretly oppos
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,562 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/26/2006 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Chloe S., Clark K./Superman
A Date for the Fourth of July by LastScorpion reviews
Sequel to Dates of Wars. BtVSxSmallvillexXFilesxForever Knight. Many thanks to TheDieHard and TeenyGozer for beta reading, Katcin Lee for making me post, and Madelyn for making me finish! Alien invasion, mutant lightning bugs, time travel, smoochies.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,342 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/17/2005 - Published: 9/20/2004
The Empty World by namjai reviews
A mysterious message is sent and a time shadowed by fear and tyranny is created. An unlikely alliance must come together to set it right. Futurefic with Lex/Lois and Clark/Lois.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,809 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/28/2004 - Published: 7/29/2004 - Clark K./Superman, Lex L., Lois L., Martha K. - Complete
Alien by LaCasta reviews
AU. President Luthor and Vice-President Ross find a long-lost and traumatized Clark. CONCLUDED. Slash eventually (hey, last chapter counts!). Usual disclaimer applies.
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,602 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/18/2003 - Published: 3/29/2003
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Demons From Hell reviews
Castiel Becomes God In Self-Defense Against my Cats
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,947 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Castiel, Dean W.
Jane reviews
Inspired by WaffleNinja. 9-year-old Clark spends a day with his old babysitter.
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,292 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Clark K./Superman
Chloe reviews
So, where did Chloe actually end up disappearing to? Heh-heh-heh. Why limit ourselves to one option?
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,004 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Chloe S., Clark K./Superman
Wedding reviews
Just a drabble. What Chloe always wanted to say.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/14/2007 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Chloe S., Clark K./Superman - Complete
Man and reviews
I don't even like Nietzsche, but there are things to be said about the human and nonhuman condition....
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,307 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Clark K./Superman, Lex L. - Complete
Daughter reviews
Chloe's mom writes her a letter she will probably never see. Crossover with, you know, that blonde scientist Major. Added: Chloe's letter. Finally: Two bald guys.
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,793 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/28/2005 - Published: 11/10/2003 - Chloe S. - Complete
Diana reviews
Princess Diana visits Smallville. Mayhem ensues, of course. Though not nearly so much as you might suspect.
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,763 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2005 - Clark K./Superman - Complete
Babysitter reviews
An old friend of Martha's spends an afternoon making mud pies with little Clark. Secrets are not the same as lies. Coda - Jonathan gets a little more respect.
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,869 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/20/2005 - Published: 7/17/2003
Fare Well reviews
Martha says goodbye. There are many kinds of courage.
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2005
Truths reviews
Just another angsty take on Clark and Lex's parting of the ways. Oh, and Lionel knows. ... Added: a short coda, speculating on a known future...
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,144 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 1/2/2005 - Published: 6/25/2003
Always reviews
Spoiler: Takes place immediately after the last line in "Scare." Clark does the only honorable thing.
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,387 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/22/2004
Flash! reviews
First becs made me write about Hulk meeting Wynter. Now it's Wally. This is embarrassing. Epilogues added, chapters edited, and it had better be finished!
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,350 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/18/2004 - Published: 1/4/2004
Kyle reviews
Post Shattered. Yet another Clark-rescues-Lex. Much Chloe. Kyle (from Hug) returns. Lex sleeps through most of it. Pity, that.
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,797 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/30/2003 - Published: 12/7/2003
Hulk reviews
Clark and the Specials get together with -- oh, take a wild guess. Somebody put a red rock in my computer.
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,284 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/28/2003 - Published: 12/24/2003
Welcome Back, Cyrus reviews
After a summer of reruns, Cyrus rescues Clark. Well, sort of. Much angst. And Lex throws a pitcher of water on Lionel. And Lana grows up! A little.
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 51,668 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/28/2003 - Published: 9/21/2003
Proposal reviews
Sort-of futurefic: Chloe and Lois have a short conversation about you-know-who. Added: Pete and Lex. Finally: The Conversation
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,588 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/7/2003 - Published: 10/25/2003
Engineer reviews
I give up. Let's go back to first season. Lex said "his engineers assured him." Hah. Engineers never ASSURE anyone. But good ones do dig deep.
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,316 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/8/2003
Passage reviews
Clark is just learning what it means to be Superman when he says goodbye to a friend, and embraces a Dream. Dylana and company also appear in Lessons.
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,545 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/26/2003
Friend reviews
This is not a songfic, repeat, not a songfic. Just because someone writes songs about Clark does not make it a songfic.
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,682 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/1/2003
Worst reviews
Cheap vodka and e-mail exchanges with my Favorite Authors combines to give Clark a weird dream. Don't ask.
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/29/2003
Next reviews
2 or 3 years from now, Clark decides what to do next. Guest starring Martian Manhunter. Lake and Nicole (Interview, Lessons) lurk in the background.
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,803 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2003
Fans reviews
Young Lex goes to a science fiction convention -- but it's a faaaanish side trip to the nearby small town where the meteors came down that REALLY sparks his imagination.
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,452 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/5/2003
Weakness reviews
Not long after they meet, Lex figures out a weakness of Clark's, and what it has to do with Lana. Lex plots a strategy.
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2003
Lessons reviews
Post Exodus. The folks from Special Operations (previously introduced in Interview) have a few things to teach Clark, er, Kal-El. FINISHED
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,908 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/9/2003 - Published: 6/29/2003
Games reviews
Now Pete knows why Clark doesn't play team sports - but there are occasional exceptions.
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,190 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2003
Interview reviews
Clark and company are offered college scholarships ... from a most unusual recruiting agency. (Epilogue added - Satan meets his match.)
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 31,837 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/19/2003 - Published: 6/7/2003
Payback reviews
There was no excuse for killing off Whitney like that. So I changed it. But Whitney may not thank me for it.
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,433 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Published: 5/23/2003
Manhunter reviews
The Martian Manhunter comes to check up on young Clark, and learns a thing or two himself.
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,685 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/19/2003