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Hair: Brown, or is it black
Eyes: Brown, though if you anger me, Black
Height: 5' 5"
Age: By Birth, about 17, mentally, well, that can change from day to day, suffice it to say between 5 and 5000.
Lives in: Somewhere cold and dark, with lots and lots of snow, and lots and lots and lots of days ten below 0, as well as having a wonderful collection of nerds.
Favourite Books/ Authors- Harry Potter, Shakespeare, Iron Fey, Lord of the Rings, Eragon, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and so many many more.
Favourite TV Programs - Young Justice, Doctor Who, Merlin, Sherlock, Justice League
Favourite Movies- The Dark Knight Trilogy, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Man of Steel, other Batman
Hogwarts House: Slytherin
Animagus: Crow or Snake
Patronus: Wood Elf
Boggart: Nothing I'm willing to ell people to use against me... no offence
Some things I've seen on other profiles that I like:
This is Bob
Bob likes you
Bob likes sharp things
I suggest you run from Bob
Yesterday is history
Tomorrow is a mystery
Today is a gift...
That's why it is called the present
I run with scissors...
It makes me feel dangerous.
Say no to drugs.
Say yes to tacos.
When nothing goes right.
Friend: What's the capitol of Texas?
That depressing moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long , it breaks off and you wonder why bad things happen to good people.
Nothing is very hard to do...
you never know when you’re finished.
Stop waiting for Prince Charming.
Get up and find him. The poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or something...
I'm not clumsy. The floor just hates me, the tables and the chairs are bullies and the walls get in my way.
Just remember if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Can I be honest with you?
No please lie to me!
When someone knocks on your door...
10% say " who is it?"
64% look through the peep hole
25% open the door
1% crawl around on the ground like a ninja and look through the window very quietly to make sure it isn't a masked murderer.
"Are you taking any foreign language classes this year?"
Never go to bed angry...
Stay awake and plot your revenge.
If you ever see me smiling on a Monday, you'll know that an alien has killed me and is wearing my skin as a disguise
Teacher: Come on guys! You did this in 6th grade!
Me: I don't even remember what I had for dinner last night...
-LOL (Laugh Out Loud).
-I love a man.
-It’s a bird!
-OMG (Oh My Gosh).
-LLR (Laugh Like Robin) or COL (cackle out loud)
-I love a clone.
-OMC (Oh My Cheshire)
FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella BEST FRIENDS:Take yours and say 'RUN LIKE THE WIND BULLSEYE!'
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FREAKING AWESOME!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down any more.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad... here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS:Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because you’re gay isn't it?'
FRIENDS: Will tell you that you're a great singer even if you're terrible BEST FRIENDS: Will tell you that you suck.
FRIENDS: Will ask why you're crying BEST FRIENDS: Will already have a shovel to bury the loser that made you cry.
REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE
1. We have cookies (last I checked there was cake and soda too)
2. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
3. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me: MWAHAHAHAHA
4. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!
5. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!
6. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
7. WORLD DOMINATION! THE BEST reason!
Does any one else notice these all apply to the bat family...
I just realized don't write disclaimers on each fan fiction, let alone each chapter, so I decided to put one general one here. If you recognize anything I write from somewhere else I don't own it.
I despise people who ask for reviews every chapter or who refuse to write a chapter unless they receive how ever many reviews. I appreciate them, and they let me know people actually enjoy what I write, but I will not beg them.
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