Willow D'Forest
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Joined 04-02-12, id: 3872820, Profile Updated: 04-01-14
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Gender: Female

Hair: Brown, or is it black

Eyes: Brown, though if you anger me, Black

Height: 5' 5"

Age: By Birth, about 17, mentally, well, that can change from day to day, suffice it to say between 5 and 5000.

Lives in: Somewhere cold and dark, with lots and lots of snow, and lots and lots and lots of days ten below 0, as well as having a wonderful collection of nerds.


Favourite Books/ Authors- Harry Potter, Shakespeare, Iron Fey, Lord of the Rings, Eragon, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and so many many more.

Favourite TV Programs - Young Justice, Doctor Who, Merlin, Sherlock, Justice League

Favourite Movies- The Dark Knight Trilogy, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Man of Steel, other Batman

Hogwarts House: Slytherin

Animagus: Crow or Snake

Patronus: Wood Elf

Boggart: Nothing I'm willing to ell people to use against me... no offence


Some things I've seen on other profiles that I like:

This is Bob

Bob likes you

Bob likes sharp things

I suggest you run from Bob

Yesterday is history

Tomorrow is a mystery

Today is a gift...

That's why it is called the present

I run with scissors...

It makes me feel dangerous.

Say no to drugs.

Say yes to tacos.

When nothing goes right.

Go left.

Friend: What's the capitol of Texas?

Blonde: T

That depressing moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long , it breaks off and you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

Nothing is very hard to do...

you never know when you’re finished.

Stop waiting for Prince Charming.

Get up and find him. The poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or something...

I'm not clumsy. The floor just hates me, the tables and the chairs are bullies and the walls get in my way.

Just remember if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.

Can I be honest with you?

No please lie to me!

When someone knocks on your door...

10% say " who is it?"

64% look through the peep hole

25% open the door

1% crawl around on the ground like a ninja and look through the window very quietly to make sure it isn't a masked murderer.

"Are you taking any foreign language classes this year?"

"Math."

Never go to bed angry...

Stay awake and plot your revenge.

If you ever see me smiling on a Monday, you'll know that an alien has killed me and is wearing my skin as a disguise

Teacher: Come on guys! You did this in 6th grade!

Me: I don't even remember what I had for dinner last night...

You Say:

-Take care!

-LOL (Laugh Out Loud).

-I love a man.

-It’s a bird!

-OMG (Oh My Gosh).

-Cool.

-Awesome.

-Geeks.

-Obsessed.

-Weird.

We Say:

-Stay Whelmed!

-LLR (Laugh Like Robin) or COL (cackle out loud)

-I love a clone.

-It’s Robin!

-OMC (Oh My Cheshire)

-Crash

-Asterous

-Wallys

-Loving

-Young Justicers

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella BEST FRIENDS:Take yours and say 'RUN LIKE THE WIND BULLSEYE!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FREAKING AWESOME!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down any more.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad... here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS:Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because you’re gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Will tell you that you're a great singer even if you're terrible BEST FRIENDS: Will tell you that you suck.

FRIENDS: Will ask why you're crying BEST FRIENDS: Will already have a shovel to bury the loser that made you cry.

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was cake and soda too)

2. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

3. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me: MWAHAHAHAHA

4. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

5. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

6. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

7. WORLD DOMINATION! THE BEST reason!

Does any one else notice these all apply to the bat family...

Yep. Kay. Yess. I will. Mhm. I know. I won't. Yeah. Yup. Sure. Yeah. Ok. BYE MOM.

On the computer doing homework* You always have Twitter, facebook, & Google opened.

''Benkinersophobia''- The fear of not receiving a letter from Howgwarts on your 11th birthday.

Now Made With REAL Cheese!- Well, wtf was it made with before?!

Even when I have nothing to do, I still don't do my homework

Lying on your back texting and dropping your phone on your face

"I'm a wizard!" "Prove it." "Sorry, no magic outside Hogwarts."

The real danger of chewing gum at school isn't being caught by your teachers, its being caught by your friends...

I've Always Wanted to Spin Round in a Chair & Say "I've Been Expecting You''

That one 'mood' when suddenly everything is funny and you can't stop laughing

Everybody wants happiness nobody wants pain. But you can’t have a rainbow without a little rain.
Pulling up your blanket & accidentally punching yourself in the face.

My mouth automatically says "damn" when something wrong happens.

"Dude I have something really funny to tell you!" *Adult walks into room* "..Hold on I'll tell you in a minute."

Kid: Can I goto the bathroom?

Teacher: Say your ABCs first

Kid: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ

Teacher: Wheres the P?

Kid: Its runnin down my leg

When your parents call you by your full name, you know you're dead meat

If aliens ever land on earth and demand to see our leader, Our best chance of survival is to bring them to Lady Gaga.

"Dude, I wasn't that drunk..." ... "You cut all my pineapples and kept yelling, SPONGEBOB I KNOW YOUR IN THERE!"

YouTube: "This video is not available in your country." Where the hell am I from? Narnia?

Checking the fridge every ten minutes to see if any food magically appeared.

Facebook is like jail

You sit around and waste time.

Write on walls

And get poked by people you don't know.

Dear Edward Cullen, So you stay young forever and sneak into the rooms of young girls? How original. Sincerely, Peter Pan

Google Turned 12 this year This means we only have one more year to use it Before it turns into a teenager and wont answer anything

First thing a girl says when it rains? MY HAIR.

You were Given this life, Because you are Strong enough to live it!

H.A.T.E.R.S = Having Anger Toward Everyone Reaching Success

Dear tongue, can't touch this

Love, Elbow

Probably Voldermort's face is flat because he ran into the wrong wall at the train station.

Dora: "What was your favourite part of the day?" *Children stare blankly at the screen.* Dora: "I liked that too!"

Reading someone's status and thinking 'oh shut the hell up'

admit it

at one point in your life

you have tried to balance the light switch between on and off position.

"Aaacchhooo!" "Bless you" "Aaaaaacchhoooooo!" "Bless you!" "Aaaaaaaaacchhooooooooo!" "Dude, what the hell?!"

And who else

Tries Accomplishing Things

before

The microwave reaches 0:00?

Nemo Quote; Dory- I shall call him Squishy, and he shall be mine. And he shall be my Squishy.

Elevator door doesn't open immediately. Sudden reaction; "TRAPPED FOREVER."

Dear 4th graders on facebook,

How are you in a complicated relationship? What’d he do, steal your animal crackers?

Yes it's friday. No, you do not have to start singing Rebecca Black.

The awkward moment when you get out of the shower and suddenly the house is empty...

The awkward moment when you accidentally type a wink instead of a smiley and make whatever you just said sound seductive...

When I was your age, we had theAmanda Show. Not iCarly...

Remembers back when Blackberry's and Apple's were still just fruit...

The word lie sits right in the middle of the word Believe

That scary moment when you're about to sleep and horror scenes flash in your head D:

I hate it when skinny people call themselves fat...

That awkward moment when your talking and your gum falls out of your mouth.

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.

Life is short, so smile while you have teeth

Have you ever wanted to meet yourself and see yourself at a different point of view?

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass...it's learning to dance in the rain.

I wish you could Google anything.You could search like,"Where is my cell phone?" & it would be like, "Its under the couch dumb ass"

8 year olds today have facebooks, twitter, phones, ipods. When i was their age, I had a coloring book, crayons, chalk, and imagination...

I love those moments where you just smile and think, "I love life."

Dear Algebra, I'm a bit worried about your obsession with your 'EX'. Sorry but they're just not that into you so do us the favor & move on!

A babysitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers.

If you listen too much to what people say about you, you will never be who you really are.

Money is made out of paper, paper is made out of wood, wood is made out of trees... therefore, money does grow on trees!

Don't worry about the people in your past; There's a reason they didn't make it to your future.

I think there's a smudge on.̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨.̸̸̨̨your screen.

Seeing a spider is nothing. It becomes a problem when it disappears

That horrifying moment when your mom says... "I need to talk to you." And u think of everything you did wrong this week.

I miss the days when you could simply push somebody in the pool but now you have to worry about their phone!...

So I saw a butterfly with no wings today. I poured some Red Bull and BAM!...It drowned...

When I grow up, I want a son first, then a daughter; So my son would beat up any boy that makes my little girl cry.

There's a million fish in the sea, infinity stars in the sky, six billion people in this world, but there's only one nemo, one sun & one you.

Best friends...You fight, I fight. You hurt, I hurt. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge; I get in a paddleboat and save your stupid tail.

Spelling M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I was a big thing when we were little.

Dora: what part did you like? Me: :D Oh! I liked the part where...- Dora: I liked that part too. Me: Bitch I wasn't done!

That awkward moment when Dora finds out about Google Maps

Dear room,

I only cleaned you because I had homework.

Sincerely, procrastinator.

Why is there a show called "When animals attack"? It should be called "When stupid people go near dangerous animals."

H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K = Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge

I wonder how many Dads name their boy's Luke just so they can tell him, "Luke, I am your father."

I believe the word 'studying' was derived from the words 'students dying'...

Everyone says don't say 'hate' because it's a strong word; why does nobody say that when someone says 'love' without reason?

when ppl in movies cry they look beautiful.When ppl cry in real life,ur face gets red,ur eyes get puffy,& then theres the whole snot thing

Dear sock,Please leave 1 million dollars behind the sink if you ever want to see your twin again. Sincerely, the washing machine

Rumors- As fake as the people who made them up

Wake up in the morning feelin like P. Diddy. "No, actually I feel like going back to sleep." :P

SMASH!* Mom: what was that? Me: uhh, nothingggg...

When I Was Younger,

Hannah Montana Was That's So Raven,

I-Carly Was Drake & Josh,

Justin Bieber Was Jesse Mccartney,

Lady Gaga Was Britney Spears,

Wizards Of Waverly Place Was Phill Of The Future,

And Spongebob... Is STILL Spongebob

Justin Bieber walks by*

Elementary school: OMG JUSTIN BIEBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Middle school: Oooooh, a famous person!

High school: OMFG, WHERE'S MY SHOTGUN?!

Dear life, Can we go back to when boys had cooties, HW was 22, & the drama was over who stole my crayons? Sincerely, over-stressed teenagers.

Elementary School: I cant wait to go to middle school! Middle School: I cant wait to go to high school! HS: Send me back to kindergarten...

crossing the road* Age 5 : Holding mommy's hand. Age 10: Stop, Look, Listen. Age 13: FUCKINGG RRRUUUUNNN!!!

A paper cut is the paper's way of saying,"If I was still a tree, I would give you a damn splinter,but this is the best I can do"

the awkward moment when you're at someone's house and you HATE the food for dinner...

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No, you are NOT what you eat. Otherwise we'd become SMARTER when we eat SMARTIES...

Like this if you remember on nickelodeon shows like; The Wild Thornberries, Double Dare 2000, Legends of the Hidden Temple, All That, etc.!

Mom: You ready to go? Me: Yeah.. Mom: Alright, let's go. Me: WAIT! I HAVE TO GET MY SHOES ON!!

That super awkward moment of silence in class... and then some stupid kid yells out "WHY'D IT GET SO QUIET" then every one starts talking...

Oh PLEASE. We all know those celebrities don't get flawless skin from Neutrogena or Proactive. It's called a shitload amount of makeup and airbrushing

THE AWKWARD MOMENT

When you realize that if Taylor Swift & Taylor Lautner got married, they'd both be Taylor Lautner...

People say "thank God" all the time, but if a giant voice suddenly said"YOU'RE WELCOME" back, you know it would scare the sh*t out of u O_O

Pretending to die in front of your pet, just to see how they would react

F.R.I.E.N.D.S. - (F)ight for you. (R)espect you. (I)nvolve you. (E)ncourage you. (N)eed you. (D)eserve you and (S)tand by you.

Spongebob: ''Aww cheer up Squidward, it could be worse!'' Patrick: ''Yeah you could be bald and have a big nose!''

Someday I want to meet Taylor Lautner in front of a bunch of screaming >>twilight

GO TO GOOGLE. TYPE IN "WHOS CUTER?" THEN CLICK THE FIRST RESULT. like this if it made you Smile.

"Mario, he's all like"hello, im Mario, Im an Italian plumber created by Japanese ppl, who speaks English and looks Mexican""

I'm the kind of person that can set the kitchen on fire by making a bowl of cereal

How awesome would be playing >>hide-n-go seek

in your whole school

Today we drove past a Home Depot. The M light was out ... Akward?

All my life, I've been good, but now, oh whoa whoa, I'm thinking what the hell?

Test Says...

"Blah Blah Blah Blah yes or no?..."

"HA! Easy!"...

"Explain."

"...shit."

Haha this shit's not scary... Oh wait, based on a true story??

If my ceiling fan could hold my weight, I would never be bored again

that awkward moment when you walk into a movie late & it feels like everyone is staring at you...

Dear "I only gave you an hour of homework",

Yeah, you and the other six teachers I have everyday.

Sincerely, sleep deprive

if I sleep too much, my parents complain

If I don’t get enough sleep, my parents complain.

if I eat too much, my parents complain.

If I don’t eat enough, my parents complain.

If I’m always in my room, my parents complain.

If I go out too much, my parents complain...

I Cant Win.

If my parents had some sort of crystal ball that let them watch over me,over the course of one day at school... Id be screwed...

I love it when like 5th graders Have the new ipod and a cell phone and they think their the shit. it's like No; you're supposed to have A freaking Jump Rope You Little bastards.

In our generation we have ...

created animal shaped rubberbands.

whipped our hair back & forth, as a dance.

popped lenses out of 3D glasses, and wore them, thinking we looked cool.

had bracelets expressing our love for "boobies."

had more teen pregnancies than any other generation before us.

& found an easy way to stalk people (facebook.)

How lovely..

I got bored and googled weird holidays; Apparently January 31st is Bubble Wrap Appreciation Day. I now have a new favorite holiday

Before I die, I want to hold a party with fake alcohol, and see how many people act wasted.

You know shit's gonna go down when the quiet kid curses

"I LOVE Eminem!" "I like skittles better..." "No, the rapper, idiot..." "Your the idiot, what's so good about M&M wrappers?!"

We have all gone through that Awkward Moment When you're watching a movie with your parents & a sex scene comes on

"Jail...I mean school...sorry I can't tell the difference

Don't be Racist, be like a Panda. they're Black, White, and Asian. Yet... not Mexican... hmmm, be a panda with a TACO!!

fake punch* *fake punch* *fake punch* *BANG!!* ''OMG! i'm sooo sorry!''

"DAD DAD!! COME HERE QUICK! OH DEAR GOD PLEASE COME!!" "WHAT!? WHO'S HURT!!" "No one, there's a spider...please kill it"

"Is school cancelled?" "1 sec let me check FB"

who else sits in the backseat of the car when you're pissed at your parents

Thinking you're getting a mad tan. but you come out looking like a friggin' tomato...

and next time there is an awkward silence at the dinner table, look at your parents and say [by the way, I'm pregnant.]

That awkward moment when a group of guys goes to the bathroom together...

I don't party like a Rockst r. Rockst rs party like me

I am a nice shark,not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself.

Fish are friends, not food

Finding Nemo

After a movie: Watch the credits. Sit and wait until the screen goes black. "OMG I NEED TO PEE!!!"

DUDE! He just called you a FACEBOOK ADDICT! Oh hell no, hold my laptop

oh WAIT... WAIT! I have a notification!

officer pulls over a speeding car* Officer: Papers? Driver: Scissors! I WIN!!!!!!

That awkward moment when your parents tell you to stay in the line when you're shopping, and when you're almost near the cashier, they're not even back yet...

some of the people on american idol; I swear.. it's like, they're trying to awaken spirits from the dead..

That awkward moment when the weird squirrel from the ice age finally gets his acorn...

I love it when its completely silent in class and some random kid decides to run down the hall screaming and making funny noises

I consider myself a crayon..I might not be your favorite color, but one day youre going to need me to complete your picture.

when someone touches your phone and you automatically turn into a ninja!

What if on 11/11/11 at 11:11 there was a shooting star. How freaking ironic would that be?

That awkward moment at school when the class is watching a movie and the only person that laughs is the teacher...

Dear restaurants, Please put out coloring books and crayons for the teenagers too. We would appreciate it.

That awkward moment

when you walk into a closet and don’t end up in Narnia...

If corn oil is made from corn; vegetable oil is made from vegetables:... then what's BABY OIL made out of?...

Three things I have NEVER felt like; A plastic bag, A ''G6'' & P.Diddy...

"sometimes at night when I'm driving I'll put the Harry Potter theme song on and pretend that I'm in a flying car"

Saying "Thats What She Said" At A Very Serious Moment

Youth wastes away, but immaturity can last a lifetime.

Dude! ... I wasn’t that drunk!...

Dude! You were on my roof then jumped onto my trampoline then jumped into my pool and started singing it’s Friday Friday Friday while petting a duck raft!

You were swimming in a mud puddle and shouting I’m swimming in Willy Wonka’s chocolate river!

You sat in my fish tank singing under the sea.

Then why were you jumping on the trampoline singing I believe I can fly?

On Halloween you told a ghost to get a life.

Then how come you kept punching bricks hoping coins would come out? (it’s possible…)

You picked up my dog and threw him screaming underdog your back!

You spent two hours trying to drown your pet fish

You broke into a pet store and got all of the birds started to throw them and chanted Angrey Birds over and over

You were yelling Trix are for kids at my rabbit

You were trying to get my ferret to dig a tunnel away from the hyenas

You were giving SpongeBob cpr and screaming SpongeBob come back!

You were hugging a hobo with a white beard screaming Dumbledore your back!

Have you seen the pictures on facebook?

You gave a sock to a midget and screamed Dobby you’re free!

You cut up all my pineapples and kept yelling Spongebob where are you?

You were in my fireplace screaming Diagon Alley!

I found you in my closet screaming the passage to Narnia has been sealed!

You were asking your girlfriend if she was single

You were yelling never at my Justin Bieber posters

You kept screaming at my toilet saying come back nemo

You broke up with your ex-girlfriend

You went up to my Kelly Clarkson poster and said oh, your back

You were asking my cat why he killed Mufasa

You were trying to hook people up with your girlfriend

You started making out with my Justine Bieber poster

You were running around with a stick in your hand screaming avada kadavra

You were watching Dore screaming backpack backpack

You were yelling at my goldfish saying I want my fairy godparents back

You were asking a chauffeur if he needed a ride

We found you in a bush…’nuff said

You were standing outside in the snow yelling where’s the beach?

You were chasing lightening bugs around screaming Tinkerbelle, come back!

You went up to Voldemort and said I got your nose!

You bought Justin Bieber tickets

You went out with my guitar and started singing the campfire song

You smashed my ipod because I was listening to wiz kalifa and you thought he was trapped inside

You heard thunder and yelled the gods are angry! Someone return the lightening bolt

You ran around yelling who you calling pin head, dirty dan?

You went into walmart and when someone spoke on the intercom you dropped to your knees and cried God has spoken!

You were making yo mama jokes to your own mom!

You went to the pool screaming we found Narnia

You were prank calling my dad and asking if my mom was free this weekend

You got on my dog and yelled giddy up horsey

You jumped off a building yelling come on spidey powers!

You held my cat in the air and started singing the circle of life

You were looking in my freezer for santa

You kicked my sister’s stuffed squirrel and asked where its nuts were

You turned over every rock in my driveway trying to find Patrick

Ok, I get it I was that drunk..

Yes you were now stop arguing

Heyyy guys the date is 2/7/12!!

Talk about others and you’re a gossip. Talk about yourself and you’re a bore.

Whenever one office door closes, 50 browser windows open

If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport.

Somebody needs to teach opportunity how to use a doorbell

When I see someone driving the same car I’m driving, I always peer in to make sure it’s not me from another dimension

H.A.T.E.R.S. Having Anger Towards Everyone Reaching Success!!!

You know you’re invisible when the automatic faucet rejects you

The awkward moment when you're with your dad and he's looking at your phone while you text.

The awkward moment when a cute guy tells you to meet him at the mall but you're too afraid to go.

Mom says, "If there’s one thing that having kids will teach you, it’s home repair."

Every time I pull a flash drive out of a computer I feel like a spy.

If ants are so busy, why do they go to so many picnics?

Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

Life is harder for the beautiful people. I’m sorry you’ll never know.

Facing your fears builds strength, but running away from them makes for an excellent cardio workout.

Duct tape is like ‘The Force’. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

Arguing in sign language must be a workout.

I get a lot of mental exercise by thinking up exotic ways to avoid physical exercise.

Love is one long sweet dream… and marriage is the alarm clock.

There’s a new way to transfer funds that’s even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.

Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?

Learn from the past

Live for today

Look for tomorrow

Take a nap this afternoon

The greatest trick the devil ever played was making you feel productive when you’re really just lounging around.

Admit it, sometimes, even when your crush does something really weird…. it still looks cute for you.

WARNING: Asking people about their weekend may result in them telling you about it.

To hate a person is a waste; half the people you hate don’t care, and the other half don’t know.

Don’t worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor’s cute then forget the fruit!

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

Youth wastes away, but immaturity can last a lifetime.

Youth is when we are always hunting greener pastures, and middle age is when we can barely mow the one we’ve got.

Dr: “Why so nervous?”

Patient: “This is my first operation.”

Success comes in cans…

Failure comes in can’ts.

Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn’t have said.

Who was the first to see a cow and think “I wonder what will happen if I squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?”

My dad said there are two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better.

My conscience never stops me from doing anything. It just stops me from enjoying it.

Where do I see myself in 5 years? I would hope in a hologram but it will probably still be in the mirror.

- Stupid scientists.

Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind.

When people say “I’m not getting any younger!” I wonder what other basic life concepts they just learned.

The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously.

It does not matter if you fall down as long as you pick up something from the floor while you get up.

Men are like coolers. Load them up with beer and you can take them anywhere.

There’s always that one person who makes you wanna raise your middle finger every time they speak to you.

If I ever become president, everyone will receive a pet unicorn and a midget sidekick.

Mom: You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they’re going.

If people talk behind your back, it’s because you’re ahead of them.

A friend knows there’s something wrong by the way you act but a best friend can tell through just a text message.

Freedom of speech is wonderful – right up there with the freedom not to listen.

In a car it’s illegal to not wear a seat belt. But I guess if you’re on a bus they figure death will be a sweet relief.

Let’s be honest: When life gives you lemons, most of you just cry to the internet about it.

Never explain yourself. Your friends don’t need it and your enemies won’t believe it.

I like to sugarcoat my words because I know I’m gonna to end up eating them.

Man is born with two ends: one to sit on, and one to think with. Since the beginning of time, man’s success or failure has been determined by the end he uses most.

Give a man a fish, and he’ll eat for a day. Give a fish a man, and it’ll eat for weeks!

I hate it when I write a sarcastic Facebook status and someone who doesn’t get it has to comment and ruin it.

Don’t worry about biting off more than you can chew. Your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger than you think.

You know that sad couple in the restaurant not talking to each other? They’re actually listening to your conversation and will be making fun of you later.

All forms of gambling are frowned on by most religions. Except, of course, marriage.

You know things aren't going well when your mother tells you to take your twin brother...out so they can decorate for his surprise party.

I hate when people talk in another language behind me and laughing at the same time, I feel like they’re talking about me.

“Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe she’s a monster wearing a crap ton of makeup.”

- Maybelline

I’m thinking about buying a Volkswagen Beetle just so I can be the reason why people keep getting punched.

Disney World Rule: Children under the age of 12 must be accompanied by money.

After four centuries, the semicolon has finally achieved it’s true calling: helping people wink online. ;-)

Money can’t buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

Life got so much easier when I decided to become part of the problem and not part of the solution.

Friend: "Omg, your parents are so nice!" ...

You: "Its because youre here.."

- "My memory is so bad."

- "How bad is it?"

- "How bad is what?"

Adding a funny hat to your pajamas at home = weird. Adding a funny hat to your pajamas at work = chef.

9 out of 10 doctors will agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.

I hate it when someone get off their a* to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

Mom: My kids are frustrated with the books they got for Christmas. They still haven’t figured out how to plug them into their Kindles.

Football consists of 22 men on the field desperately in need of a rest and 50,000 in the stands desperately in need of exercise.

Some people are like fast food…they never look as good in real life as they do on TV.

In school, the only thing group projects ever taught me was that I hate other people.

About 90% of conversations between guys are just made up of quotes from movies.

GF: Listen.. I think we need a break.

BF: Are you breaking up with me..?!

GF: You were cheating on me.

BF: But you'll never find anyone like me!

GF: Thats the point, dumbass.

Believe in miracles, but don’t depend on them.

A man without a woman is a bachelor. A woman without a man is a genius.

Good friends make the world go round, but good tequila makes the room go round.

Murphy’s Unspeakable Law: As soon as you mention something.. if it’s good, it goes away. If it’s bad, it happens.

“Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.” – Albert Einstein

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.

Am I the only one?

Screaming the same way whether I’m about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.

Movie characters are always so badass. If they wake up mysteriously in a hospital alone and beaten up, they just rip the IV right out their arm and slip past the nurses.

I would at least want to see my chart first, and maybe get some juice.

If it isn’t broken, fix it until it is.

It’s not the bullet that kills you, it’s the hole.

Can we pretend that school desks in the classroom are like mattresses ? I could really use a nap when I'm in school.

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

Imagination is intelligence having fun.

I dated this musician who used to play his songs for me over the phone. Then I realized he was just putting me on hold.

Whoever says that pizza is not good for you is sooo wrong. You can actually get every single food group into a single slice. You can’t say that about much else.

If its good, it’s wonderful, if it’s bad, it’s experience…no regrets.

People who live in glass houses shouldn’t be surprised if there are a lot of dead birds in their yard.

The best things in life are unseen. That’s why we close our eyes when we kiss, sleep and dream.

Why do guys cheat on the most gorgeous woman with the ugliest creature?

Getting older means I no longer have the energy to do many of the things I enjoy in life, for example being awake.

I remember going on a school field trip, and realizing the bus ride was the best part.

Consider power as NOT getting people to obey you but getting people to work in harmony with you with the goal being mutual benefit.

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.

Everybody starts out with a full bag of luck and an empty bag of experience. The trick is to fill the bag of experience before the luck runs out.

Home is where you can say anything you like ’cause nobody listens to you anyway.

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

Starting a sentence with “If you ask me” almost always indicates that no one asked you.

Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, “Do you know how to drive this thing?”

There are two kinds of secrets: one is not worth keeping and the other is too good to keep.

“It takes a big man to cry. It takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man.” – Jack Handy

If you think going to the grocery store is bad try hunting your food.

Girls always focus on improving their looks, not their minds. I guess cause we all know boys are stupid not blind.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it’s two-tired.

Football is, after all, a wonderful way to get rid of your aggressions without going to jail for it.

Men are like...placemats- they only show up when there's food on the table.

A friend isn't someone who is nice to your face, it's someone who isn't rude to you behind your back.

The mixed emotions you feel when you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

Naughty kid: Dear Santa, I have been good for the past week or so. Lets just focus on that.

There are 2 kinds of people I can't stand: Nosy people, and people who won't tell me what in the hell is going on.

I can't help but feel insulted when that voice on the speaker calls me a Walmart shopper.

Why is it that the same people who tell you that you seem distant are the very ones who are too close for comfort?

Rock Stars and Cops have so much in common. They both want you to have your hands in the air.

I hate having to explain myself. Don't ask me why.

Just a reminder in these tough economic times that instead of spending five dollars on my Christmas card, you could just give me five dollars.

There's no such thing as an automatic door. Just gentlemen ninjas.

I'm bored, so today I'm going to walk around the mall with a sketch pad and say to people "I MUST paint your likeness!".

Then make them sit there for an hour while I draw stick figures with frowny faces.

Truth: If someone asks how your day is going...run. They're about to brag about their awesome day or complain about their shit day.

"Long story short" is usually when I start listening.

Mom: "I caught my son playing with an electrical outlet. He gave himself quite a shock. I had to ground him"

I ate so badly this past weekend that my body would probably mistake a piece of fruit for a virus and try to attack it.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, "WTF! You too? I thought I was the only one."

If you could see the world through the eyes of another person for even a few brief moments, then chances are you have superpowers.

Alcohol removes your ability to dance, speak and choose who you go home with. But none of that matters because it also removes your memory.

The squiggly red lines in Word documents are your computer's allergic reaction to dumb.

Any story you tell about something you did the night before, that starts with the word "apparently," is probably awesome.

Drinking won't solve your problems, but it will give you lots of interesting new ones.

I am so poor that the alarm system in my house is a sheet of bubble wrap on the floor.

Every so often I Google my name hoping someone stole my identity and made something out of myself.

Etc.- An abbreviation used to make people think you know more than you actually do

Never tell me the sky’s the limit when there are footprints on the moon.

I was carrying groceries to the house the other night, when Justin Bieber played on my mp3 player. Had to bang my head on the trunk until my earphones fell out.

You know you should never judge a person from his profile picture. Judge them for their status updates.

Boyfriend: Calm down!, I wasn't really serious!

Girlfriend: Don't make me mad, and then tell me to calm down, That's like stabbing someone and then wondering why they're bleeding.

Luck is when opportunity knocks and you answer.

Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass… It’s about learning how to dance in the rain.

Do you know the difference between a lady and a woman? A lady does what she’s told and a woman does what she damn well pleases!

I have finally figured out why I can’t lose this extra weight. The shampoo I use in the shower that runs down my body says, “for extra volume and body.”

Don't let your ears WITNESS what your eyes didn’t see & don’t let your mouth speak what your heart doesn’t feel.

Ability is what you’re capable of doing, motivation determines what you do, and attitude determines how well you do it.

I don’t like to think myself as ‘Special’ I like to think myself as limited edition.

Sometimes the strongest people in the morning, are the ones that cry themselves to sleep at night.

If the only thing that makes you happy is hurting someone.. then you really need to look in the mirror and get your happiness another way..

Poor man walks miles to earn the food & rich man walks miles to digest the food.

Don't let your ears WITNESS what your eyes didn’t see & don’t let your mouth speak what your heart doesn’t feel.

Don’t strive to make your presence noticed, but to make your absence felt.

Money should be used, and people loved, instead of money is loved, and people used.

The more we study, the more we discover our ignorance..

The father who does not teach his son his duties is equally guilty with the son who neglects them.

People ask the difference between a leader and a boss. The leader leads, and the boss drives.

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.

Am I the only one?

Hear someone calling your name but decide to act like you can’t hear them.

To all married men: If your wife wants to learn to drive, don’t stand in her way.

If you don’t go after what you want, you’ll never get it. If you don’t ask, the answer is always no. If you don’t step forward, you’re always in the same place.

Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

For some, marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence.

Behind every girl’s favorite song is an untold story.

I believe in music like some people believe in fairy tales.

Well that’s it…another year gone by and you didn’t use algebra once.

No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.

When I sneeze four times, that one “bless you” is enough… There is no need to repeat it.

If you can’t be a good example, then you’ll just have to serve as a horrible warning.

There are 4 things you can never recover, The stone..after the throw. The word..after it’s said. The occasion..after it’s missed. The time..after it’s gone.

When you feel you need more exercise, lie down until the feeling wears off.

Strange but true - Why is it that whenever you dial a wrong number, somebody always answers?

Bathroom is the place where everyone sings at least one line.

When people try to bring you down, it just means you’re above them.

I read a brilliant book recently entitled "The History of Superglue". Once I had read it, the words stuck in my mind for ages.

There’s a difference between friends and best friends. If you're upset a friend comes and hugs you. A best friend comes with a gun and says, "Alright who am I shooting?"

Attitude and personality are two different things… My personality stays within me wherever I am. My attitude depends on the people in front of me.

People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges..

The definition of being stupid: seeing the truth, knowing the truth, and choosing to still believe the lies…

If pigs could fly there wouldn’t be any men on the ground.

To live a creative life, we must lose our fear of being wrong.

If your love does not work with that person, it just means that someone else loves you more.

Saying sorry doesn’t mean there isn’t guilt and forgiving doesn’t mean the pain is gone.

Don't run from your fears, when they catch up with you, you'll be too tired to fight.

Love is a dirty trick played on us to achieve the continuation of the species.

People can steal your ideas, but they can never come close to stealing your intellect.

My pillow could be a hairstylist, I swear. Because I always wake up with the wierdest hairdos.

Beauty is power; a smile is its sword.

When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.

If Friends are like flowers.. That would explain my pretty bouquet!

A good idea will keep you awake during the morning, but a great idea will keep you awake during the night.

80% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed and the one book you didn’t read.

A true friend sees the first tear, catches the second, and stops the third.

Your goal should be to help people. And if you can't help them, then at least dont hurt them.

The most important opinion is the one you have of yourself.

Just because you have a heart, it doesn't make you a human... you got to have emotions in that.

CONSCIOUSNESS: That annoying time between naps.

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people get married more than once?

Pride, commitment, teamwork -- words we use to get you to work for free.

Don't let your mind wander; it's far too small to be let out on its own.

If you want to watch the world pass you by, try driving the speed limit.

Asking a stupid question is better than repairing a stupid mistake.

Knowledge was never known to enter the head via an open mouth.

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.

Some people are like trees, they take forever to grow up.

The best inheritance parents can give their children is a few minutes of their time each day.

Love isn’t complicated, people are.

Facebook is perfect for those people that have never been very good at waiting for their turn to speak.

A good friend knows all your best stories. A best friend has lived them with you.

The wise speak when they have something to say, the fools speak when they have to say something.

Your first marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

Your second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

Your third marriage is just plain old stupidity.

A picture is worth a thousand words but it uses up a thousand times the memory.

A relationship is the opportunity to do something you hate with someone you love.

Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.

There are two rules for success:

1.) Don't tell all you know.

The great question... every man has not been able to answer...is, “What does a woman want?”

A woman is like a tea bag; it’s only when she’s in hot water that you realize how strong she is.

Teach a child to be polite and courteous, and when he grows up, he'll never be able to edge his car onto a freeway.

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

Life’s like a bird, it’s pretty cute until it dumps on your head.

If you have a choice between me and her, choose her because if you really loved me there wouldn't be a choice.

Sometimes the brightest light comes from the darkest places

The moment when you just watched a scary movie and look back everywhere you go.

Most stress is caused by three things; family, money and family with no money.

Those who drink to drown their sorrows should be taught that sorrows know how to swim.

Don't you hate it when you're listening to music really loud and you have to keep pausing it because you constantly think you're hearing your name being called?

Shallow minds drown in deep thought.

Best friends: they know how stupid you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is easy and funny as hell.

Worrying is so dumb. It's like carrying an umbrella waiting for it to rain

Dear Teachers,

If I sit next to my best friend, I'll whisper to her. If you move me away, I'll shout to her.

It's your choice

Today, an insect settled on my monitor. Being lazy, I tried waving my mouse at it, but it wouldn't move. So I loaded pictures of Justin Bieber. Worked like a charm.

When you're sober you think twice before you speak but when you're drunk you speak twice before you think.

Dear Sleep, I'm sorry I hated you when I was little, but now I can't get enough of you.

Fun Things To Do #2

1. Buy a parrot.

2. Teach the parrot to say, "Help I turned into a parrot!"

3. Leave it in a public area.

To all the girls who die for a "zero figure," remember, real men go for curves; only dogs go for bones.

My neighbor is stealing my WiFi so I renamed my Router "THE CIA is WATCHING YOU REUBEN"

All guys should learn from Mario Bros. No matter how far their princess is, they should go after her.

Fun Things To Do #12

Take mentos. Freeze them. Offer friend a diet coke. Put mentos-ice into their drink. After a few minutes, watch their drink explode.

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

I like to test my friendships by walking around with food in my teeth and seeing who points it out.

If you wake up hoping no one tagged you in any pictures from last night, you're partying the right way.

First rule of real world: Not everyone around you is your friend.

It’s better to cross the line and suffer the consequences than to just stare at that line for the rest of your life.

I don't need a certain number of friends, just a number of friends I can be certain of.

Minds are like parachutes; they only work when they are open.

If you want something you've never had, then you've got to do something you've never done.

My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted. -Steven Wright

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else’s blessings instead of your own.

Sometimes waking up means the best part of your day is over.

Waiting for my dad to tell a story is like waiting for a document to open in adobe acrobat.

My doctor gave me 6 months to live. When I couldn't pay the bill he gave me 6 more.

Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly payment is due.

I've always admired ants, because they can sneak into any concert for free.

Why is it so hard to find an exercise bike with a nice little basket where I can put my nachos?

People are quick to find faults in others than facing their own.

Don't let people who are living their nightmare tell you that you can't live your dream!

My curiosity and common sense are arguing as usual.

Subtlety is the art of saying what you think and getting out of the way before it's understood.

A good friend will say "Don't Do It!"... Your best friend will say " We Need More Fireworks!!!"

ROFLYSHST = Rolling On Floor Laughing Yet Some How Still Typing

Every time someone says "that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard" I can't help but raise my hand and offer to top it.

When you’re mad at someone, stop, close your eyes and take a deep breath. It helps your aim when you punch them in the face.

Dear fridge,

I will be back in fifteen minutes. Please go shopping.

Sincerely, Hungry

Don't think of yourself as a failure, think of yourself as unspoiled by success.

Mind over matter. Because in my mind, you don't matter.

Your friend would bail you out of jail

Your best friend would say… lets do it again

Sometimes I think about how different my life would have turned out if nobody had invented the snooze button.

Time flies when I can't find the snooze button.

The hardest part of letting go of someone you love is… the splat when they hit the ground.

There's a good chance you don't like me. But an even better chance I don't care.

Hitting the gym to release stress is not nearly as effective as hitting the people that cause the stress to begin with.

If God opens a window when he closes a door there's a good chance he's in the bathroom.

As I see it the more people who hate me is less people that I have to please.

Dear Dinner,

They're only using you to get to me.

Sincerely, Dessert

A circle is a line of no depth running round a point forever.

I try to enjoy life's simple pleasures. Like hanging out in the grocery store and switching all the stickers on the fruit.

If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space.

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.

If you are not committing any sins, you are probably not having a lot of fun.

When the Game is over, the King & the Pawn both go back in the same box...

The right half of the brain controls the left half of the body. This means only left handed people are in their right mind.

Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving.

You're getting old when getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.

An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.

Dear Lord,

If you can't make me skinny, please make my friends fat.

My doctor told me to avoid unnecessary stress, so I didn't open his bill.

If the grass is greener on the other side of the fence, you can bet that the water bill is higher.

A professor is someone who talks in someone else's sleep.

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

Some people hear voices … Some see invisible people … Others have no imagination whatsoever.

If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.

Sometimes the best helping hand you can give is a good, firm push!

If each day is a gift, I'd like to know where to return Mondays.

When you don't know what you're talking about, it's hard to know when you're finished.

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

Youth is when we are always hunting greener pastures, and middle age is when we can barely mow the one we've got.

Never deprive someone of hope; it may be all they have.

Some days just don't feel right until you've closed a car door on somebody's head.

The customer service in my bank is so bad; when I asked the teller to check my balance…she leaned over and pushed me.

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.

Diets are for people who are thick and tired of it.

I have a hidden talent… I wish I could find it.

People laugh because I'm different, I laugh because they're all the same.

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

"Denial" means never having to admit someone else is right.

When someone tells you it's impossible for you to do something, prove them wrong.

Don't think of yourself as an ugly person, just a beautiful monkey.

Success should not go to head and failure should not go to heart.

You were born as an original. Don't die as a copy.

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life.

I think he was right.

I've only been jogging once and feel ten years older already.

The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time.

But also to leave the wrong thing unsaid at the most tempting moment.

Wisdom has two parts:

1. Having a lot to say.

2. Not saying it.

Time heals nothing, it merely re-arranges our memory.

The law is a rule to the fool, but a guide to the wise.

Dear Boys ...

flipping your hair is cute until it looks like

you are having a neck spasm

If someone throws a skittle at me and says "Taste the Rainbow!" I'm gonna throw an M&M at them and say "I'm not Afraid!"

Some people attend church three times in their lives: when they're hatched, when they're matched, and when they're dispatched.

If they can put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all there.

Never interrupt your opponent while he is making a mistake.

Trying to find your phone when its on silent is one of lifes hardest tasks.

Your friend's parents will welcome you graciously,

but your best friend's parents will ask "WHERE THE HELL HAVE U BEEN? I WAS ABOUT TO CALL THE POLICE!"

Confessions may be good for the soul, but they are bad for the reputation.

Adults are always asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because they are looking for ideas.

Cop: Ma'am, what's in the bottle?

Me: Just some water.

Cop: Ma'am that's wine...

Me: Jesus did it again!!

Never run after your own hat - others will be delighted to do it; why spoil their fun.

In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you.

I sprayed a mosquito with mosquito repellent and now he'll never have any friends.

That terrible moment when you are halfway across the room with the food you just microwaved and your hands decide it's too hot.

I am the author of my life. The only problem is, I'm writing with a pen, so my mistakes can't be erased.

Dear Curiosity,

Just put the gun down and lets talk this out.

Sincerely,

The Cat.

Psychology – the art of pulling a habit out of a rat.

You’re only young once. If you act like a fool after that, you’re gonna need a new excuse.

Killing time murders opportunities.


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I despise people who ask for reviews every chapter or who refuse to write a chapter unless they receive how ever many reviews. I appreciate them, and they let me know people actually enjoy what I write, but I will not beg them.

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AWOL by Doctor'sLittleDalek reviews
Strange things have been happening in the espionage world. Top spy Agent Alex Rider has gone AWOL, and a new SAS soldier has caught the attention of MI6. How long is Trevor Lee going to deny the truth? (Oh, 'ello there Mr. Cliché!)
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,832 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 8/18 - Published: 6/27 - Alex R./Cub
Get Traught Or Get Dead by Anonymouswriter713 reviews
This story is different from my usual but still :) So Robin starts to like Artemis in his normal and hero life. Then Artemis starts to like Dick Grayson and Robin and she becomes really confused. What will happen? I suck at summaries so you better just read it to find out what happens in it. ;) Ships: Traught snd SuperMartian.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,120 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/14 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Conner K./Superboy, Artemis C./Artemis, Megan M./Miss Martian, Richard G./Robin
Birds of the Night by gtgrandom reviews
Kidnapped, Nightwing finds himself in the hands of two deadly villains who plan to transform him into a Talon. Batman, Artemis, and an unlikely hero will team together to bring him home. Takes place after Endgame. Slight Dick/Babs . Rated T for violence, torture, and some language.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,012 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 7/7 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
The Dragon Lord's Son by TheNightFury reviews
AU, when Arthur was born, Ygraine didn't die, and Balinor was named the court sorcerer of Camelot. Shortly after Merlin is born though, Balinor and Hunith are killed, so Uther decides to take Merlin in as his ward.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 105 - Words: 155,545 - Reviews: 1778 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 1,049 - Updated: 6/27 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Arthur, Merlin
The Last Spartan by Crazybearfaria reviews
Perseus Jackson has been at the centre of history's greatest wars for over two millenia. He lead the sack of Rome, the forces that reclaimed Jerusalm from the crusaders and beyond. He has altered human history from the shadows, until he is finally revealed to the Gods. Note this is also my first Percy Jackson story !
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 91,385 - Reviews: 941 - Favs: 1,782 - Follows: 1,957 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Hades, Percy J., Artemis, Zoë N.
Frostbite circus by Nightwing15 reviews
The team go on dangerous missions that jeopardise their lives, Will Artemis and Nightwing get through this with the help of their friends or will it be over for good this time? Will destiny twist their fates? read and find out :D Traught, supermartion, Zatanna/Wally - warning inside first chapter - FLUFF! - rated M just be careful :)
Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 93,968 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/1 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Richard G./Nightwing, Artemis C./Artemis, OC
Avenger of Death by DarkMagicDruid reviews
Harry is in New York in the Avengers universe when an army of aliens attack. With the aliens defeated, Loki is missing, and Shield is wondering why he is looking for a certain black-haired, green-eyed man.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,657 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 1,011 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 3/31
Irish Home by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry decided that he didn't want to suffer at the Dursleys again and thanks to a discovery he made, he uses another option he found out about. After all, who would want to have a horrible summer with them, if anywhere else would be much nicer? One Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,242 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 215 - Published: 4/5 - Harry P. - Complete
Show Off by Weezila reviews
Obstacle course in gym class? With a trained assassin and a circus freak? Uh-huh, right...
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,217 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
The Last Casualties by muggledad reviews
"Lily, it's him! Take Harry and run!" It began the same way, but ended in a very different way. This change caused life instead of death for many. Life altering changes provide the Power The Dark Lord Knows Not. J/L, H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 370,395 - Reviews: 2588 - Favs: 3,932 - Follows: 4,627 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 2/26/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [James P., Lily Evans P.]
When in Romania by AbbyNormalWriter reviews
When the team is sent to Romania for a secret mission, they might find out more about Robin's back story. What is the young bird not telling them? Set in season one. Formally "We'll Always Have Your Back"
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,281 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Richard G./Robin
Hey, Dad by The Ninja Acount reviews
It has been five years since Robin had gone missing. Five years since the oldest Wayne child "died" and the other three had been kidnapped. Young Justice and Batman were the only ones still looking for the missing bird, and most of them were losing hope. Only Wally and Batman looked for the missing brothers. But maybe, they don't want to be found. But Blüdenhaven's new heroes do.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,622 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Richard G./Nightwing, Jason T./Robin II, Timothy D./Robin III
Unexpected Reunion by WhovianMaiPotter reviews
The Doctor and Rose are reunited in a sudden twist of events. Follow the journey of Rose Tyler as she makes her way back to the Doctor. Featuring all the Doctor's regeneration's at various points in the story. AU-Story; Pairings: The Doctor/Rose, Amy/Rory, River/Jack. NOTE: ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,554 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Rose T., 11th Doctor
Something More Important by T. Fowler reviews
Steve Rogers is determined to join the Army and go off to war. Bucky is concerned what will happen if she's discovered. rule!63 Steve.
Captain America - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 59,229 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Steve R./Capt. America, Bucky B. - Complete
We're Babysitting Who? by Emiko Sora reviews
So the Bat kids are getting a threat from someone who apparently wants to take the little Robins for ransom. So what does the Bats do? Grabs the Young Justice team and gets them to take care of the little devils. Oh is Grayson going to enjoy this. P.S BABY/TODDLER DAMIAN! ENJOY AND HOPE YOU LIKE! RATED T for Jason's mouth... we need like a billion bars of soap for that kid. ENJOY!
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,278 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Richard G./Nightwing, Timothy D./Robin III, Jason T./Robin II
Childhood Night by GettingTraught reviews
Wally and Robin decide the rest of the team need to get in touch with their inner Child, so they gather the team and have a night of Scandal, Disney Movies, Childhood Games, Judgement and everything else needed for a proper reliving of one's childhood. Including alcohol and kisses. This is bound to play out well. Rated T for Language and drunk teens!
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,602 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 10/23/2014 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Artemis C./Artemis, Roy Harper/Red Arrow, Richard G./Robin - Complete
Talon Born by thwipthwipity reviews
What if the Court of the Owls got a hold of Dick, before he could be rescued by Batman? What if, for a few long months, the nine-year-old was forced to train in the art of killing? What if those momentous months caused him to become Robin at ten? What if the Boy Wonder was more rough, less optimistic and took a… grittier look at the world?
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,454 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 11/26/2013 - Richard G./Robin
I'm Insane by darkminathegone reviews
As Puck, Ash, and Meghan have there own little reunion, there kids seem have uncontrolled feelings for each other. I did not draw the image for this.
Iron Fey Series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 61,118 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 1/18/2012
Your Life's Worth by Katannaism reviews
Zutara. What happens if Zuko didn't get hit by Azula's lightning? What if she successfully managed to hit her supposed target: Katara? With newfound realizations and unbelievably powerful rebels, what will everyone do to restore peace and balance again? What're the other effects of Zuko's reign? ATLA continuation from the final episode.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 223,413 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Zuko, Katara
Time and the Trickster by Lumendea reviews
Sequel to The Companion Connection. Rose Tyler is the Defender of Earth in her own right and the girlfriend of the Doctor in a temporally complicated relationship. Now with her second year at university starting she knows that life isn't going to be calm or easy, but even Rose has no idea what is in store. Thirteen adventures and fourth in the Guardians of the Universe series.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 207,317 - Reviews: 1258 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 7/19/2014 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Rose T., 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor, 9th Doctor - Complete
Harry Crow by robst reviews
What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 737,006 - Reviews: 24859 - Favs: 13,253 - Follows: 11,420 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Traught Streetlife by ArcherBatGhost reviews
What if Bruce Wayne never took in Dick Grayson. Instead Dick ran away right after his parents deaths. Now he lives on the street. Jason Todd is the first Robin age 16. Dick Grayson 13. AU -Leo
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,809 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/30/2014 - Published: 12/31/2013 - [Artemis C./Artemis, Richard G./Robin] Jason T./Robin II
Return by davis32 reviews
It's been a year sicne Wally's death and Artemis has just gotten back to her normal self but when Dick Grayson shows up by breaking into her apartment after disapearing for a year things are about to get a lot more complicated. I own nothing.
Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,963 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 5/15/2014 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Richard G./Nightwing, Artemis C./Artemis
The Harmony Bond by brigrove reviews
AU - Harry is rescued from the Dursleys by the Grangers, but they first time they touch, both Harry and Hermione collapse unconscious. A Harry Hermione soul bond fic - will be romance LATER.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 85 - Words: 267,836 - Reviews: 5789 - Favs: 3,568 - Follows: 3,899 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Hermione G., Harry P.
A Timelord His Daughter and A Wizard by psion53 reviews
The Doctor and Rose had a daughter together before she was lost to the other reality; she gave her daughter to the Doctor to raise. This is the story of what happens when the pair decides to make a home on Earth and move into Privet drive. Rated M just in case of possible future language or violence.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 100,632 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 7/1/2012 - 10th Doctor, Harry P.
Let It Go by DixieGrayson reviews
The sun sets down on the mountain tonight I'm a broken bird without a wing. A kingdom of isolation And it looks like I'm the King. They were shouting like they never knew I'd cried. Couldn't keep it in heaven knows I tried. post failsafe. Rated T for attempted suicide (no graphic) No pairings. FROZEN VERSE
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/4/2014 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Richard G./Robin - Complete
To the Waters and the Wild by Paimpont reviews
While flying back from Godric's Hollow, Hagrid accidentally drops baby Harry over a wild forest. Harry is raised by rebel fairies until his Hogwarts letter arrives. The Dark Lord is in for a surprise... HP/LV romance. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,146 - Reviews: 4989 - Favs: 6,941 - Follows: 8,458 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
Made of Stardust by Ninjee reviews
Rose Tyler has left her old school behind, hoping to start over quietly. Then, months later, she meets the Smiths (where all boys are named John due to some long ago joke) and gains a dozen interesting friends. And after she falls for one of the Smiths and someone she'd hoped was gone forever returns, she resolves to face up to her past, and try and figure out her future. (Teen AU)
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,379 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 12/23/2012 - [Rose T., 10th Doctor] - Complete
Criminal Parenting by Bookdancer reviews
Gotham's villains do their best to help Batman raise Robin - Dick - from age nine to eighteen. Problems will expand over regular problems parents face to the most ridiculous. Series of one-shots. Rated T for possible angst and hurt/comfort later on.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,015 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Richard G./Nightwing
Oath v2 : A story of blood and brothers by janzen222 reviews
When Roy left, he gave Wally and Richard the chance to join him. What would've happened if they had said yes? This is the story of three new heroes: Red Arrow, Nightwing and Warp(KF). This is the story of their bond. A/N: Roy is not a clone, Traught and SuperFlash pairings and my personal favorite. Static Shock and Gear appear. Some come join us on this crazy adventure!
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,553 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Richard G./Nightwing, Wally W./Kid Flash, Roy Harper/Red Arrow
Get Traught by celestialstarynight reviews
A series of song inspired one-shots, ranging from friendship to romance. Requests accepted. Chapter 5&6&7: How Far We've Come
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,069 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/6/2014 - Published: 10/26/2012 - [Artemis C./Artemis, Richard G./Nightwing]
New Beginings by LifeSucksMusicDoesn't reviews
Batman and Robin meet for the first time during a fight between the Justice League and the Court of Owls. Why? Because Robin is training to be a Talon. AU!
Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 65 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Robin - Complete
It'll Be Our Turn, Someday by chalantness reviews
AU. Fifteen years later and they're still best friends. She's pretty sure sleeping with Dick because she's drunk and hormonal will put a dent in their dynamic.
Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,156 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 12/7/2013 - [Richard G./Nightwing, Artemis C./Artemis]
The Forgotten by Greenfeathers88 reviews
What if Dick Grayson was never adopted by Bruce Wayne? Instead, he's been living with Catwoman. But he has been trained by and evil force, the League of Talons! But that's just previous history. He now has a mother-son relationship with Catwoman. I don't want to give it all away, so please read!
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,244 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/15/2013 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Richard G./Robin, Bruce W./Batman
Classified by Marwana reviews
A teacher accidentally discovers something when Alex Rider is pulled out of class by a soldier.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 57 - Published: 11/7/2013 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
A Robin's Vengeance by Harley Grace reviews
The heroes we know and love suffer a terrible loss in a battle against the Court of Owls, which leaves Gotham in ruins. Two years later, they still struggle to rebuild, to heal. But what if everything they believed in was wrong? What if they had been deceived? To what lengths will they go to save their friend, mentor... father?
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/14/2013 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Robin
Forgotten Lives by CarolynneRuth reviews
Merlin had given up on Albion ever happening. But then surprising events began to take place and familiar faces returned, even if they didn't have any memories of Camelot or who they once were but one could only live in hope. A reincarnation fic, except for Merlin because well Merlin had always been around, and far longer than he cared to admit. No slash. Friendship. Some romance.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 190,250 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Everlasting Promises by Starblade176 reviews
Percy, betrayed by who he thought was his soulmate, takes a daring act and swears himself by the oldest Primordial. Now, he has to deal with the consequences, both good and bad. Eventual Percy/Artemis
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 329,767 - Reviews: 4149 - Favs: 3,754 - Follows: 3,456 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Percy J., Artemis
What Was Meant to Be by elayne cypher reviews
As the gang fights to save the Fire Nation from enemies both old & new, Zuko & Katara realize there is an irresistible attraction between them that can no longer be ignored. But when a hidden adversary threatens both him & the one he holds most dear, Zuko will be faced with his toughest dilemma yet. Join this epic continuation of ATLA that is romantic, action-packed, & suspenseful
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 181,710 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Zuko, Katara
Meet the Red Hood by IcyWhiteParadise reviews
After a mission, the Red Hood comes and meets the Young Justice team. Imagine their surprise to learn that this anti-hero is Robin's brother.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Richard G./Robin, Jason T./Robin II
H J Potter by S.M wane reviews
Who would expect that sharing a simple kiss with his best friend was all it needed to begin a journey far beyond his greatest imagination? Soul-bond fic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 563,028 - Reviews: 3066 - Favs: 4,642 - Follows: 3,492 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Stolen Inheritance by Rehabilitated Sith reviews
Murder pounds on Camelot's door; A twist of fate reunites two forces destined to become legends :::COMPLETE::: WHUMP!Merlin; Slave!Merlin- *Bromance/No Slash* Protective Arthur * EPIC!Length-
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 131,878 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Merlin, Arthur, Hunith, Ygraine - Complete
The Dark Temptations by TeenMuggle reviews
Written before S4. The kingdom is in disarray and a group of sorcerers want to recruit the legendary Emrys and seize Camelot. Merlin reluctantly agrees to join, intending only to be a spy for Arthur. But he soon discovers that temptation is a powerful thing. Finally COMPLETE.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 186,272 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Merlin - Complete
Last Chance at Forever by MishaRoseTennant reviews
The Doctor gets a chance. One he never thought he deserved. On this, possibly his most important journey since the Time War. A lot of Doctor/Rose, and Amy/Rory too! The first chapter is a preview into the story. *if anyone wants to create a cover please feel free to PM me!*
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 134,241 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Rose T., 11th Doctor
Beginning Where We End by WhoMe-2 reviews
A marriage and inseverable bond was not something either of them had anticipated. The Doctor and Rose must now learn how to proceed in this new and unfamiliar territory. **2nd in the Kings and Lords series**
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 85,733 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 12/15/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T., 9th Doctor - Complete
War Of The Guardians by TimeLordPrime reviews
The destruction of the Time Lords has left a hole in the natural order of things and it must be filled. The Guardians of Time have decided that they will recreate a new group of Time Lords to control time once more. It's up to the new White Guardian to make sure that things are done right. Who is she though? Why does the Doctor find her so familiar? Is she friend or foe?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 100 - Words: 207,387 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 12/10/2012 - [11th Doctor, Rose T., Bad Wolf] The Black Guardian - Complete
A Thin Line by Duchess Emma reviews
Merlin and Morgana wake up handcuffed together in Cenred's dungeon. They have to put their hatred aside and work together to get out of this predicament. Will Merlin finally admit his magic? It's a thin line between love and hate. Very thin.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 67,065 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Merlin, Morgana
We All Wear Masks by rivermer reviews
Sometimes having to live life as two separate people can be troubling. Sooner or later two worlds will collide and hopefully Robin, his team & his new friend can survive the fallout as an approaching danger draws near to them all. No one is safe. Rob/Babs
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 57,003 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Barbara G./Batgirl
The Grey Son by Hinata001 reviews
The past is never easy to let go, especially if you don't even remember it. Dreams of masked assassins and owls are haunting Dick Grayson. A mysterious new gang is partollng Gotham and Robin is assigned to uncover the truth. Yet, when he does he will be changed forever. He will find the line between good and evil is never clear cut but shades of grey.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,000 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Richard G./Nightwing
Lost Souls by steelcrash reviews
Donna Noble can't remember. John Watson can't forget. Together, maybe two lost souls can find healing together.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Donna N.
War Of The Guardians Book Two: Children of the Wolf by TimeLordPrime reviews
This story continues the storyline begun in Chapter 60 of War of the Guardians. Rose Tyler has been possessed by her greatest enemy, and her power is now being used to slowly take over the universe. Now to save the woman that they love, the Doctor and his other selves must come together to find and save her along with the mysterious Cassie Prentice.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,093 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - [Rose T., 11th Doctor, Bad Wolf] The Black Guardian - Complete
Trigger by xxfolkvir reviews
The difference between the impossible and possible lies in a person's determination. Alex is full of determination and is not afraid to use it, but at what cost? Many paths are laid out in front of him; his choice will be the catalyst for many others.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,337 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
A Door Ajar by Beautiful T Jakson reviews
"Fine! You want to leave so bad! Go! And don't come back! Stay with your freak friends, 'cause you're no longer welcome in this house!" Little did Vernon Dursley know the impact these words would have upon Harry Potter and his friends. When the only semblance of a family the Boy-Who-Lived has kicks him to the curb, Harry has to find his own way. And boy, does he.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 67,838 - Reviews: 981 - Favs: 1,882 - Follows: 2,681 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Wayne Manor by bookworm4497 reviews
Robin takes the team to Wayne Manor! Must I say anything else? Sequel to Circus Again, although you don't have to read that to understand this story.
Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 15,266 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
The Best by Nyx Grayson reviews
The Team captured all the Talons, removed all traces that even suggested that the Talons and the Court existed and sealed up the base with cement. But they missed one, in fact, they brought the Last of the Talons home with them. Rated for violence and swear words. Sequel to Court of Owls.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Richard G./Nightwing, Timothy D./Robin III
An Unexpected Family by bittie752 reviews
A threat against their growing family forces TenII and Rose back to their original universe, ending up in Leadworth in 1988. Being forced to take the slow path and integrate themselves into the timeline will drastically change things for the Eleventh Doctor when he pops back into their lives. Doctor/Rose Rory/Amy Warning; does involve character death
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 122,793 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 1,182 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Rose T., 10th Doctor Duplicate, Rory W., Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Kings and Lords by WhoMe-2 reviews
Rose Tyler never imagined she would one day marry a King, especially when she knew her heart belonged to a Lord. Will the possibility of a forced marriage to another force the boundaries of the Doctor and Rose's relationship to be crossed once and for all, or will it drive them apart? **1st in the Kings and Lords series**
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 114,047 - Reviews: 1350 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 3/22/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Reminder by FuzzyBee013 reviews
Something pops up on T.V. and it affects Robin hard, but he doesn't let it show. Will his team find out whats bugging him? rated T cause I'm paranoid and possible swearing
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,821 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Wally W./Kid Flash
An Addamsish Potter by tarnished silver things reviews
There are more people to Lily's family than her father's side. Harry grows up with the Addams as Wednesday's twin, but what will certain old men with twinkling blue eyes do when they need a saviour that isn't where he ought to be? Rated T for safety.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 28,888 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 1,001 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Harry P., Wednesday A. - Complete
Heroes by Crowlows19 reviews
Superman accuses the wrong person of weapons trading but learns a valuable lesson about Gotham City. For Ficmas in July. OneShot.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,472 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, James G. - Complete
Those Other Guys by Doppler Effect reviews
Sequel to Those Guys We Forgot About? The five units trained by Cub go on their first two missions against Scorpia. At the same time, Cub gets his vengeance for something unrelated to Scorpia...
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,381 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Those Guys We Forgot About? by Doppler Effect reviews
After a review of what happened after the unpublished chapter about RTI in Stormbreaker, Alex is called back to Breacon Beacons to the despair of the K-Unit. Due to a request for a new teacher on terrorist organizations, MI6 sends their specialist in.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,584 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Just Like Bad Wallpaper by midnightluck reviews
Somehow, it seems that every time he turns his back, another teen moves into his Manor. Basically, five times Bruce adopted a superkid without his knowledge, and that one time he did it on purpose.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 76 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
The Darkness Closing In by redflame1020 reviews
After an exceptionally difficult night, Beka considers the unthinkable, but finds help where she least expects it. Then, after months away from the Kennel, she takes a surprising job offer.
Beka Cooper series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,937 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Rebakah C./Beka, Rosto the Piper
Harry Potter and the promise of a lifetime by Dreetje reviews
Nine year old Harry receives a letter which will change his entire life and with that letter comes a promise, to become the one who will protect those he loves. Will he be able to keep that promise and come out on top?Join Harry on his quest in life
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 206,995 - Reviews: 1775 - Favs: 1,851 - Follows: 2,042 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
In Loco Parentis by amitai reviews
When Jack has to go back to Chicago to be with her parents, MI6, as always, get involved with Alex's life, and arrange a guardian for him to stay with. Alex plus unknown guardian equals... oh dear.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 88,398 - Reviews: 1268 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 1,131 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 7/6/2006
Attachments by el-inquisidor reviews
“The Jedi see attachment as corruptive, while we know that it gives strength.” Anakin visits his mother and her family during his training as a Sith.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,376 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Anakin Skywalker, Darth Vader - Complete
Locked Inside The Facade by Esther-Channah reviews
COMPLETE! A sudden shock in Batman's life leads to his apprehension at the hands of GCPD. Warning: Major character deaths in first chapter.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 63,551 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/21/2005 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Complete
Runaway by Valerie Vancollie reviews
Coauthored by Rebecca Thomson. What if Luke had runaway from Tatooine and joined the Imperial Academy and Vader found him there?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 49,406 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 3/7/2001 - Published: 7/23/2000 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
A Midwinter Night's Dream reviews
Beginning 1 year after A Midsummer Night's Dream, then 17 years later , this is the tale of Titania's only daughter, a child with a dark fate. On Indefinite Hiatus.
Iron Fey Series - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,976 - Reviews: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Puck