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:) 4 Niall

This year in my middle school Niall Hearty died of cancer,. He was in the 8th grade and no matter what he was always smiling. So think of Niall whenever you smile. Copy and paste this on your progile to raise awarness for Niall. R.I.P. Niall Hearty 1998-2012

"impossible is a word only found in the dictonary of fools"

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line

"Fanfiction is to me what facebook is to others" Copy and paste this to your profile if you agree with me

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If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my father and the glory of Heaven.

SHUT UP VOICES. Or i'll poke you with a Q-Tip again

*Starkid Quotes*

What would headmaster zefron say at a time like this... Were all in this together!!! -Dumbelore AVPM


Let the record show that i am SUPER ahead of schedule- Feburary, Satrship

And, and then check out the shading on your sweater, it's, it's rather good. It's, uh, quite good! It's the best i have ever done! Can I have it back? Wait, no! I'm taking it! How do you like that potter! I have stolen your favorite drawing!!!!- Draco, AVPS

(umbridge stroking the axe) and we can't have crazy people running this school...- Umbrige, AVPS

Hermoine-We could go searching for the horcruxes in the woods and go camping for months...
Harry-Well the medallion says that's a stupid idea...-AVPS

One more crack like that, and i I'll wrap you in a tortilla, and I will eat you, as a snack maybe with some pico de gallo!!!-Taz, Starship


I'm not homeless, ...anymore..-Lupin, AVPS

A horse ate my cousin once, me and horses got a feuuuud- Tottsi Noodles, Starships

I once had a romantic relationship with a stack of hey once, turns out, the stack of hey, was my cousssiinnn-Tootsie Noodles Starship

Ron:favorite vines other than green...
Ron:Where have you been all my life?!?!
Harry:In a cubbord under the stairs..
Ron:Oh! Cool!

Harry: Ginny dont you get it? Its like that spider-man movie MJ and Peter cant be together
Ginny: But the whole point of spider-man 2 was that MJ and Peter COULD be together.
Harry:Yeah, but the whole point of spider-man 3 is that life sucks and everything falls to SHIT! Ginny what Im trying to say is I dont want my life to be like spiderman 3, I hated that movie-AVPM

Draco- My name is Draco Malfoy, Im racist, I hate gingers and mudbloods, I despise Gryfindor house, and my father works for the man who killed your parents would you like to be my friend?
Harry- You hate Gryfindor house? GET OUT OF MY FACE!- AVPM

I Love you all...exept you Draco I cant fu* *ing stand you-Harry AVPM

Ah Ginger! -Snape

I can't just GO to pigfarts. It's ON MARS. You NEED a rocketship. Do YOU have a rocketship, Potter? I bet you do. Look at this! Moonshoes Potter, Starkid Potter, traversing the galaxy on intergalactic journey to Pigfarts! WELL Potter, not all of us inherited enough money to BUY OUT NASA when our parents died!-Draco AVPM

"Duuders a spy"- Little White Lie

You know you're a House of Anubis fan when...

You can't hear the term "party animal" without thinking of Alfie.

You can't listen to your history teacher talk about Lewis and Clark without giggling.

You can't think about prom without thinking about Fabian and Nina.

Whenever someone says you're insane, you say, "Very observant."

You want to go to a British boarding school just to see if some weird mystery starts unfolding.

You will ace anything you have to learn about Egyptian mythology.

You know your numerology number and have compared it to your favorite character's multiple times.

You compare yourself to Nina and try to figure out who the Fabian, Amber, Patricia, Alfie, Jerome, Mick, and Mara are in your life.

DYou think of Mick whenever anyone mentions a scholarship.

You think of Fabian when you think about astronomy.

You know what song Fabian and Nina danced to and are plotting to get your high school to play it at your prom.

You are constantly trying to figure out how to get deadly bugs into an hour glass to threaten your enemies with.

You have looked up what a degenerative condition is and you now feel very sorry for Mr. Winkler.

You have had at least one dream where you were Nina and your boyfriend was Fabian.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you have done at least three of these things.

House of Anubis

"I Think we need help from our favorite comedy duo

"Sponge Bob and Patrick?"

"No I think she means Jerome and Alfie" Patricia, Amber and Nina

"The Bible says always come prepared."

"Amber, thats the Boy scouts." Amber and Fabian

"I hate it when the house talks..." Amber

"It would be the American, wouldn't it?" Jerome

"I can't believe Jerome didn't tell me he had a little sister. I tell him everything, my fear of red doors..." Alfie Lewis

"Just because I'm being perinoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me!"-Nina

Fabian: Why are you dressed as a duck?
Amber: I'm a canary
Fabian: Im sorry, why are you a canary dressed as a duck?

"I'm sorry."
"Falls out of his chair in amazment" -Patricia, Alfie"

"Still American?"
"Yup! Still Patricia?"-Patricia, Nina

"Who's Poopy?"
" coach"- Mick, Jerome

"What's with the stupid chicken outfit?"
"Okay Mr. Winkler, I really do need to talk to you about this costume!"- Mara, Amber

"And the plot thickens as they say"Jerome

"I did not, you creep! I did not double-cross you guys, I SWEAR!!"

"Amber! Not helping! REALLY not helping!"- Fabian

Trying to get the clue from Corbierre* "It won't open!"
"Try wringing its neck." "Excuse me?" "I saw it in a film once."
"Weird taste in films you got. Okay, I'll try wringing it's neck, but I don't think..." *head comes off* Nina and Fabian

"Oh, this is the girls' toilet! I can see that now." Fabian

"World domination to Victor means six billion people in bed by ten." Alfie

"I'm going to go...brush my teeth." Fabian

"Mick I've only got one eye on!"Amber

"Okay, Captain Curfew, I'm going as fast as I can!"Patricia

"There's bad. There's really bad. There's completely soul-whitheringly bad. And then there's you." Jerome

"Oh, speak of the devil. Literally! I'm surprised my phone didn't burst into flames."
"What does it say?"
"'s not repeatable." Jerome and Alfie

"Tell me, or I'm going global!" Patricia, to Mrs. Andrews

"Amber what are you doing here? And what's with the heels?"Nina
"I didn't want to miss out on anything, and these are my lucky heels"Amber
"Whay aren't you wearing them?"Fabian
"I can't actually run away in them"Amber
"Amber what's with the coves of garlic? This isn't Twilight!"Fabian
"The Bible says always be prepared" Amber
"Amber that's the boy scouts..."Fabian

"I Amber Millington, being of sounds and minds"

"Victor doesn't have a cat"Amber "
Tell that to his cat"Nina

"I want to see my face in that toilet bowl"Victor
"I'd love to see your face in that toilet bowl"Alfie

"Change your name, go to witness protection program... Oh, I know! Get a different face!" Alfie

"Victor stop! What are you doing?"Trudy
"What does it look like I'm doing? I'm releasing an idiot"Victor

"I don't do well with old people. They're all so... old, aren't they?"Amber,
"Really??" Jerome

"Um, Victor, could we see any more of your home movies? You obviously have a nose for comedy!"Alfie

"Are you okay?"
"Yeah, just allergies. You guys have cats, right?"
"" Fabian and Nina

This witching hour mwahahahahaha"Alfie
"Alfie! Cut it out"Fabian
"Fabian tell me. Does it get boring always, always being the one who's like cut it out or that's not right or fun is bad"Jerome
"Hahahaha. No."Fabian.
"You must be mad"Jerome

"You are in charge tonight"
"Oh, I'll get a pin!" -Victor and Trudy

"Who are you going with Patricia?"
"I don't know, no one."
"No! Not good, I mean, good, because, someone might ask you. Ehhhh..." Patricia and Fabian.

"Aww, I'm getting a cavity, it's so sweet." Patricia

"I can't believe no one has her home number."
"That's because this is her home. Just call her phone!"
"Amber, keep up. I told you, she left her phone behind."
"So text her."
"Stupidity leak." Patricia, Amber

"Patricia is head of the welcoming committee. Take no notice, just sit wherever you'd like." Fabian

"Are you Nina Martin?"
"Is there anyone here who can confirm this?"
"Are you for real?"- Patricia, Nina, Patricia, Nina, Jerome

"Seriously, I haven't!"
"Where is it, then?"
"I...I threw it out the window."
"You did what?!" Patricia, Fabian

"Who's the Maestro?"
"Me. I'm the Maestro."
"Oh, okay, you gotta let me know when you change nicknames. I mean, last week you were Captain Spaghetti." Alfie, Jerome

"Everyone thinks I'm crazy. Even I think I'm crazy." Patricia

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"What are you doing with that?"
"Uh, nothing! It wasn't yours in the first place!" *runs* -Alfie and Fabian

Glee Quotes

"Im pretty sure my cats been reading my diary"- brittany

Rachel: I'm sorry for calling you contemptible and deplorable.

Finn: That's okay. I didn't even know what those words meant.

- Vitamin D

Kurt: I say we lock Rachel up till after sectionals. I volunteer my basement.
Mercedes: We can't. We need her to sing.
Kurt: Damn her talent.
- Sectionals

Did you know dolphins are just gay sharks?
-Brittany, Hell-O

Will: What do you say when you answer the phone?
Mercedes: "What up?"
Artie: "Who this be?"
Kurt: "No, she's dead; this is her son."
- Hell-O

I carry a rape whistle!

-Rachel, Hell-O

I don't want to die yet. At least not until One Tree Hill gets canceled.

-Brittany, The Sue Sylvester Shuffle

You can't prove there isn't a magic teapot floating around the dark side of the moon with a dwarf inside of it that reads romance novels and shoots lighting out of its boobs, but it seems pretty unlikely, doesn't it?
-Kurt, Grilled Cheesus

I'm handsome, I'm good-looking, and I'm easy on the eyes. Also, I'm gorgeous.

– Dustin Goolsby

William, I'm devastated, positively horny with grief. As a going-away present, here's a spray bottle of I Can't Believe It's Not Butter; keep the head merkin looking buttery fresh.

– Sue

I do this thing where I sort of alternate which one of those kids I hate the most. Right now, it's the dancing Asian.


doesn't mean they have to hate me too.

– Santana

Most teachers think that by cutting class, I might improve my grades.

– Brittany

If we lose, we should throw possums.

– Brittany

W:What's a duet?
B:A blanket.

– Will and Brittany

Well, Rachel, congratulations. Normally you dress like the fantasy of a Japanese businessman with a very dark, specific fetish, but I actually dig this look. Yay!-Santana

Every day, Tina and Mike's Asian fusion grows stronger.-Artie

Nightbird - The nocturnal avenger (Blaine): I really hope you're not trying to pass yourself off as a certain telepathic leader of a certain group of superhuman mutants because that would be a copyright violation.
Dr. Y (Artie): Uhh...I'm Dr. Y. superpower is...wheelies?
Nightbird: Welcome, Dr. Y. Next.
Queen Bee (Becky): I'm Queen Bee and I can sting like a bitch! Bzzzz!
Nightbird: Welcome, Queen Bee. Next.
The Human Brain (Brittney): I'm the Human Brain.
Nightbird: Weelcome, Human Brain

Asian Persuasion (Tina):Oh well then, just call Santana back from Kentucky again. Cause apparently she's better than anyone who's actually enrolled here.

Finn: The theme is "Foreigner". We're gonna sing songs by Foreigner, in foreign languages, wearing all the costumes of the World's nations.
*Dr. Y (artie) snorts. Loooooong pause*
Dr. Y (artie): Wait, seriously. That's your idea?
Finn: Yeah. =D
Human Brain (brittany): Kiki, what do you think?
Kiki: I think I am alive, and you are the machine

Finn: Wait, where are you going?
Nightbird: I'M going to get our trophy back from the Warblers. The one you haven't even noticed is missing.
Finn: ...Crap!

Sebastian: No more bulling, blackmail, or assault this year.
Blaine: That must be boring for you.
Sebastian: Yeah, it is. Being nice sucks.

Sebastian: You know what goes great with a new Dalton blazer? An impromptu song. =D
*Que ALL my Warbler FEELS*

Finn: So, I get it. My first idea was pretty bad.
Asian Persuasion (tina): Worse than Funk.
Dr. Y (artie):Worse than Night of Neglect.

Dr. Y (artie): That idea was slightly better.
Asian Persuasion (tina): Still could be horrible

Blaine: "You need a team that's gonna gel!"
Finn: "Yes, absolutely! We need a team with a lot of gel. And you're, like, the biggest part of that."

Wicked Quotes

Glinda: "It's GA-linda, with a Ga!"

Galinda: "It seems the artichoke is steamed!"

Ephaba: "You shouldn't let ignorant statements like that bother you. I mean, I know I always do, but you shouldn't!"

Dr. Dillamond: "You go run along and join your friends." Elphaba: "Oh, that's all right I have no friends!"

Elphaba:"Well, we can't all come and go by BUBBLE!"

Galinda: "Fiyero and I are getting married!" Elphaba: "He's asked you already?!" Galinda: "No, but he's going to, he doesn't know yet-uh!"

Elphaba: "My father hates me." *Galinda gasps* Elphaba: "That's not the secret."

Galinda: "LOOK! It's tomorrow!"

Elphaba: "I don't care who he is! *smacks Fiyero with a book* Your cart almost knocked me over and you're sleeping!" Fiyero: "Well of's daytime."

Fiyero: "I've been thinking--" Elphaba: "Yes, I heard!"

Elphaba: You're bleeding..." Fiyero: "I am?" Elphaba: "Uh-huh...Right here...It must've...scratched you..." Fiyero: "Yeah...or...maybe it scratched me...or something..."

Fiyero: "Nobody's ever there except the sentries who guard it!" Elphaba: "If nobody's ever there, then where do you live?" Fiyero: "The...other...palace..." Elphaba: "Oh, of course."

Fiyero: "Well, maybe the driver saw green and thought it meant 'go.'"

Elphaba: "What? What are you all staring at? Do I have something in my teeth? Oh. I know what's going on here. *sighs* All right, we might as well get this over with...No, I'm not seasick, yes, I've always been green, and no, I did not eat grass as a CHILD!!! There! Does that answer all of your questions?! Oh, and this is my little sister, Nessarose, who as you can see, is a PERFECTLY NORMAL COLOR!!!!

Nessarose: "What's in the punch?" Server: "Lemons and melons and pears." Nessarose: "Oh my!"

Elphaba: "Im sorry Nessa, did I scare you? I tend to have that affect on people"

Nessarose: "What are you doing here?" Elphaba: "Well, theres no place like home"

Nessarose: "I cant harbor a fugitive, Im an unelected official"

Elphaba: "Little brat, takes a dead womans' shoes! Must have been raised in a barn!"

Galinda: "Oh, c'mon, Theyre just shoes, let it go."

Galinda: "Thats right. Just follow that one road the whole time. (to herself) I haope they dont get lost:; Im so bad at giving directions."

Elphaba: "You think twisters just appear... out of the blue?"

Elphaba: "Oh, for goodness sakes, stop crying. I cant listen to it anymore"

Glinda: "Just let the little girl GO! And her little dog...Dodo!"

Fiyero: "Youre so beautiful"
Elphaba: "You dont have to lie to me."
Fiyero: "Its not lying. Its looking at things another way"

Elphaba: "Youre then only friend Ive ever had"
Galinda: "And Ive had so many friends. But only one that mattered"

If you are as Wicked as Elphaba, copy and paste this in your profile.

OZheads are just trying to make their way in a green world. If you are an OZhead then copy this to your profile!

If you consider yourself a total Wicked Fan, copy this into your profile.

If you're Defying Gravity, and no one can bring you down, copy this into your profile.

If you think Elphie's hat is SCANDALACIOUS copy this to your page and spread the WICKED cheer!

If you have ever wanted to play Glinda or Elphaba in Wicked, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you are so obsessed with Wicked that you randomly start quoting it, copy this into your profile!

If hearing the opening music for Wicked gave you shivers, copy this into your profile.

If you cried when you saw For Good, copy this into your profile. If you've ever felt hopelessly misunderstood due to your obsession with Wicked, copy this into your profile.

If you think Elphaba really is beautiful, copy and paste this into your profile

You now hate Dorthy. 'S. Guts.

You spend hours thinking about how you can get so easily jealous of everyone and the color of jealously is GREEN!! (like as in "green with envy")

If you can't watch Wizard of Oz without wanting to throttle Dorothy, paste this into your profile.

If you think Dorothy is nothing but a friendship-ruining, fakeified, Witch-murdering, squeally little brat that cries WAY too much and if you were Baum, you would have made her into a total fun-loving, free-thinking wild spirit of a mature young woman that knows how to totally kick somebody's ass if she needs and can take perfectly good care of herself, thank you very much, who flat out will not take any nonsense from jack ass shit-heads like the Wizard, and maybe even given her a brother who is her very best friend (besides Hunk, Zeke, and Hickory, that is) paste this into you profile.

If you have attempted to Defy Gravity, succeeded, and nobody in the entire world can bring you down, paste this into your profile.

If you are able to see how beautiful green skin really is, copy this into your profile

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

"Calling me Fake, won't make you Real.
Calling me Stupid, won't make you Smart.
Calling me Weak, won't make you Strong.
Calling me Ugly, won't make you Pretty.
Calling me Poor, won't make you Rich.
Calling me Fat, won't make you thin
None of this will make you perfect,it just makes you a bully
So why bother?



Don't cy for me argentina- Glee cast


Don'tdo sadnes/Blue Wind- Spring Awakening


Don't Stop-GLee Cast

4. WHAT IS 22?

Today 4 You-RENT Film Cast


22- Taylor Swift (seems legit)


Greased Lighting- Glee Cast (1 I dont like anyon 2 WTF)


Brooklyn's here- Newsies OBC (I'm not from Brooklyn)


Get It Right- Glee Cast


Innocent-Taylor Swift (Don't like anyone...)


When I get You ALone- Warbler (Ummm.. No Comment)


Too Late To Turn Back Now- Bonnie And Clyde OBC (Not getting married)


Loser Like Me-GLee Cast


Raise Your Glass- Warblers (But my intrest is reading nd fangirling)


I Should Tell You- RENT Film Cast (I dont have a secret crush)


Something Bad-Wicked OBC (Makes snse some of my friends are a little nutty, I mean they're friends with me)


Superstar-Taylor Swift (It would be pretty bad if i never meet the HOA or Glee Cast)


I Dreamed A Dream- Les Miz Film Cast (makes sense)


And Then There Were None- Spring Awakening (I would regret failing)


Holy Ground- Taylor Swift (Why would I laugh, Over The Moon makes me Laugh)


Animal- Warblers/Glee Cast (I am very sad Klaine broke up...:()


Pure Imagination-Glee Cast (Ummmm I'm not getting married EVER so i guess in someones mnd i wont just be an old cat fangirl person with no life)


Songbird-Glee Cast (Ummmmm I Love Britanna, but I guess Santana would scare me so...I'll just go with it)


Light My Candle- RENT film cast (The answer is NO)


Forever and Always- Taylor Swift (I wouldnt change that because her would beno relationship to change)


Somebody to Love (JB)- Glee Cast (Justin Bieber hurts my ears)


Isn't She Lovely-Glee Cast (The Internet is lovely...)

PJO FAns Must have this on their profile!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast PJO FANS: Will tell Zeus to make it rain


NORMAL PEOPLE: Go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings PJO FANS: Won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say shut up or i'll tell on you! PJO FANS: Say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Think that PJO fans are stupid PJO FANS: Know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: When being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! PJO FANS: When being chased use their demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: Get nervous/scared during thunderstorms PJO FANS: Yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation PJO FANS: Would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE: Don't have this on their profile.

ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:

1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars; see if they slow down

2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.

3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that

4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"

5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso

6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS"

7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy"

8: Dont use any punctuation

9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking

10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face

11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO"

12: Sing along at the opera

13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme

14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day

15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'

16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom"

17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON!!!!!!!!!"

18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose"

19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go"

20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile!

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

Funny Quotes/Sayings:

21. A friend helps you up when you fall; a best friend laughs at you, trips you again, and continues to laugh.
22. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's only yours that's stupid.
23. There are no stupid questions; just stupid people.
24. When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
25. I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
26. Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
27. When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
28. Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
29.What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'
30. Note - The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key.

\FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "MAN!" we messed up!"
FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying
BEST FRIENDS: Already has the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.
FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"
BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you

-When your sitting next to someone you don't know reach over and grab some popcorn out of their bucket.
-When the movie gets exciting yawn and shout "This is boring!" and act you like fall asleep.
-When someone sits in front of you throw popcorn and candy at their head. When they turn around act like you have no clue what they are talking about.
-When people kiss say "Awwwwww!!!! They're so cute!!!"
-Start reading a book with a very bright book light.
-When someone dies say "Good! They finally died! I couldn't stand them!"
- At the end of the movie give it a standing ovation while shouting "Encore!" Encore!"
-Throw roses at the screen

true idiot climbs a glass wall to see what's on the other side.
I used all my sick days so I called in dead.
I don't understand white crayons! Why are they here? What do they want from us?
We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.
When life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice in the eyes of your enemies.
When life gives you lemons, make apple juice. Then, sit back and watch the whole world wonder how the heck you DID that.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap the person telling you this.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out
I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?
You're intoxicated by my very presence
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
I ran with scissors, and lived!
I don't have a short attention span, I just - ooh, pretty lights!
The one who smiles when all goes wrong has thought of someone to blame
Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS
Don't knock at Death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
Do people in England sit around and try to sound like Americans like we try and have British accents?
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
Keep smiling; it makes everyone wonder what you're up to.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that stupid Trix rabbit some Trix, copy & paste this into your profile.
I have an AWESOME plan!! All I need is a purple giant unicorn named Bob, 1,000 blue gummy bears, a hobo named Steve, a toaster, and a partner in crime! Any volunteers?

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that stuff up in two seconds. That's why when I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!"

ღ HOUSE OF ANUBIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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This is a true story.A girl died in 1933.A man buried her when she was still alive.The murder chanted,Toma Sota Balcu,as he buried her.Now that you read the chant,you will meet this girl.In the middle of the night she will be on the ceilling.She will suffocate you like she was suffocated.If you post this on your profile,she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished that her dad would come home from the army, because he'd been having problems with his heart and right leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes later), the doorbell rang, and there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been having trouble in my job and on the verge of quitting. I made a simple wish that my boss would get a new job. That was at 1:35 and at 1:55 there was an announcement that he was promoted and was leaving for another city. Believe me...this really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years of age. I had always been single and had been hoping to get into a nice, loving relationship for many years. While kind of daydreaming (and right after receiving this email) I wished that a quality person would finally come into my life. That was at 9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM a FedEx delivery man came into my office.He was cute, polite and could not stop smiling at me. He started coming back almost everyday (even without packages) and asked me out a week later. We married 6 months later and now have been happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but while you do, think of a wish. Make your wish when you have completed scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the number of minutes it will take for your wish to come true. are 25 years old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish to come true).

Go for it!



Congratulations! Your wish will now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min. something major that you've been wanting will happen.

This is scary!

A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut, no one knows she was raped at 13.

People call another Guy fat, No one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight .

People call an old man ugly, No one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war.

Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 95% of you won't

96% of girls would cry if they saw Justin Bieber about to jump from a very high plane 20,000 feet in the air with no parachute. If you're in the 4% that would bring a cooler of food and drinks and a lawnchair and watch then copy and paste this in your profile.

93% of american teens would have a severe emotinal break-down if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 that would ask,"What was your first clue?" Then copy and paste this onto your profile.

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile. I did.

95% of girls would scream if Justin Bieber went missing: Paste this on your profile if you are one of 5% who would smile and poke your new prisoner with a stick

WICKED is on my ipod!! 92% of teens have moved on to rap! if your still one of the 8 that still listens to REAL music then put this on ur profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Mrs. Radcliffe-Efron, XBeautifulbabe405X Hollywood x Blondie, stessa, xXxChocolateHeartxXx, 1PhEeLyGuRl, heavennoseven, Not Afraid To Dream

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House of Facebook by MysteryWriter54321 reviews
Taken place after the mystery, the gang all goes on FB. Some posts makes others mad, the others find out the truth. Some mentions of couples. Switched from online to offline.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 14,568 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 6/13/2011
Dalton by CP Coulter reviews
Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,940 - Reviews: 7793 - Favs: 8,283 - Follows: 7,751 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
Changed for the Better by Gleeks09 reviews
Rachel doesn't have the caring fathers everyone thinks she has. When Quinn and her mom find out an unlikely frienship forms between the two girls. Shelby will also play a role. Starts after the first season. Please give it a look.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 103 - Words: 576,293 - Reviews: 3928 - Favs: 1,049 - Follows: 1,021 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
I'm Not Perfect by DannySReza reviews
This takes place in season 3.. What's going on with the Patricia, Eddie & KT 'Love Triangle? Why suddenly Willow is so wise? Will new couples be happening? Jabian? Keddie? Read to find out.. (I think this will end with Peddie)
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,751 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Eddie M., Patricia W.
Trapped by Hedgehogs5428 reviews
What if when Denby caught Patricia with her bag, she didn't let her go so easily? Will Eddie figure out what happened? Will he find her? And most importantly, will Peddie prevail? Rated T just in case. Sequel is called Forever&Always!
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 8,559 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Eddie M., Patricia W. - Complete
Kidnapped Again! by hoa264 reviews
Here we go again. I have been kidnapped by Rufus already and now he has me again. Why does this always happen to me?
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Patricia W., Jerome C.
Peddie One-shot Day: Screaming by CDG7 reviews
Patricia wakes from a nightmare; hurt, embarassed and screaming bloody murder. My fic for stuckbeingrachel's Peddie Oneshot day.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Patricia W., Eddie M. - Complete
House of Anubis Season 2 Alternate Ending by KrazedSnowflakes reviews
Alternate version of the last five-ish episodes of season two.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Nina M., Fabian R.
New semester and many changes by ChosenOne13 reviews
It's the third semester and everythings changed. Nina's only friends are now Joy and Jerome. The have to deal with being shunned from their old friends in the house and having to rely on each other, maybe they can also fix things along the way? Got this idea from other fanfics so I give credit to the idea. Enjoy and also third character would be Jerome : Rating may change.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,755 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Nina M., Joy M.
Can you leave it all behind? by nyxkhaos15 reviews
Can the unholy trinity show Rachel they love her before she gives up on everything or is it to late? Warnings: self harm, attempted suicide
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,053 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Rachel B., Santana L.
Funny House of Anubis Quotes by shadow warren reviews
Funny quotes from Nina, Fabian, Patricia, Amber, Mick, Mara, Jerome, Alfie, and Eddie. Previous penname PJHPHoAFreak97
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Complete
The silence of beauty by chelseah9 reviews
Rachel is new to WMHS. Due to her ex boyfriend Jesse St. James she no longer sings. When her talent is discovered by the charming Quarterback will he be able to get her to her to show it off and help her to fulfil her forgotten dreams? or will she ignore his opinions like she done with everyone else and continue to ignore the talent she denies having.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,739 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Rachel B., Finn H.
Brittany Says by ToBeDet reviews
Made-up quotes that Brittany would say.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Brittany P.
Truth or Dare! HOA Edition by Dorothyy reviews
The gang decide to play Truth or Dare. Will all secrets come out, will there be tears, hearts broken and many more. Please review and leave constructive criticism and ideas :D Rated T to be careful
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,517 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 4/11/2012
Not As Dumb As You Think by Coveritupsmiling reviews
Brittany may be smarter than what everyone gives her credit for. When she spots a problem with Rachel, can she help her out? Will this newfound friendship turn into a romance? M for abuse, self harm, rape, and smut in later chapters! Brittberry
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,772 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Rachel B., Brittany P.
Why? by LuvLife4ev reviews
Nina Martin is forgotten by almost everyone. All except for Mara. When Nina finally gives up, will Mara save her? How will the group take it? Rated T for character death.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,632 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Nina M. - Complete
House Of Anubis Game Show! by HouseOfAnubisSibunaLover reviews
When the people of Anubis House go to a Truth or Dare game show..You know it's going to be crazy! Review tell me your ideas! Please.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 1/20/2012
When Our Boyfriends Lose A Bet by EmilieTheFangirl reviews
When Jerome challenges the girls to a basketball game, things don't go as planned! The guys never thought their girlfriends were that good. Maybe their even too good. Anything could happen when your boyfriend loses a bet...
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Nina M., Fabian R. - Complete
Waiting For This Family Forever by This Calls For More Glitter reviews
Five times Beth wished her biological parents were in her life, and the one time they were. One-shot, Beth, Puck and Quinn.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Beth C., Quinn F. - Complete
5 Times Rachel Berry Felt Worthless by JustMakeLeftTurns reviews
...and one time she was told otherwise. Rated for depressing thoughts and thoughts of suicide.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,709 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Rachel B. - Complete
Bleeding Love by TryDefyGravity reviews
Rachel has dealt with abuse her whole life. So what does she do? She decides to take her life. But what happens when Puck finds out about her plan? Puck/Rachel romance with Rachel/Brittany friendship. Rated T for self-harm, suicide attempts and language.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,253 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Rachel B., Puck
LETS TRUTH OR DARE! by sibunafan331 reviews
TIME TO PLAY TRUTH OR DARE WITH YOUR FAVORITE NICKELODEON CAST! click on the button above to play! review to see them do funny things!but rule 1: no killing! rule 2: do not interupt with these pairings: fabina, patrome, mickara and amfie. NO MORE!
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Fabian R., Nina M.
Too Far by ishallcallhimsquishy reviews
Rachel's struggling with cutting and anorexia and passes out during Glee, can Santana and Quinn help her, or has the brunette already gone too far? Warning: Depression, self harm, and anorexia. Rated M for possible later chapters
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,843 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Rachel B., Santana L.
Little White Lie: Season Two by onceuponapurpleplatypus reviews
I couldn't stand the cliffhanger for the incomplete web series Little White Lie, so I decided to finish it. This starts right where Little White Lie left off, taking place a day after the last scene of Season One. I do not own LWL; Team Starkid does.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,218 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Complete
Truth or Dare House of Anubis edition by EternalDarkness101 reviews
Dare or Truth your favorite Characters. Its all up to you. Any Dare or Truth is accepted please create some and this will be one drama filled story to remember
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011
Cries Of The Unborn by gleeme33 reviews
The way Wendla and Melchior's unborn daughter sees things now, up in Heaven with her mother and Uncle Moritz. One-shot poem.
Spring Awakening - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Wendla B., Melchior G.
Thirteen Reasons Why Rachel Committed Suicide by gleekghfan reviews
Rachel Berry's thirteen reasons why. AU based off of Jay Asher's book, "Thirteen reasons Why." Finn's POV Please READ and REVIEW:
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 11,890 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Finn H., Rachel B. - Complete
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A Place In This World reviews
Updated and finished, plot twist ending!
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,237 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Nina M., Patricia W.
Unkown reviews
Hey guys! Used to be sibuna-gleek. This is a buch of 1-4 shots about some things that seem to be unkown to this archive, please view you could find something you really like! Chapter 1-RENT
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2012
Jeromes secret reviews
Title say s all Happy Different Couples day!
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Jerome C.
Tonight reviews
Tonight, tonight it all began tonight. For Hoa one-shot day!
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Amber M. - Complete
Why? Alternate ending reviews
This story is an alternate ending to LuvLife4ev s story. Hope you like it :
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Nina M., Mara J.
LuvLife4evas Jelousy contest reviews
Thid is my first time entering a contest, I hope you like it :3 - mustace smiley face
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Complete
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