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:) 4 Niall
This year in my middle school Niall Hearty died of cancer,. He was in the 8th grade and no matter what he was always smiling. So think of Niall whenever you smile. Copy and paste this on your progile to raise awarness for Niall. R.I.P. Niall Hearty 1998-2012
"impossible is a word only found in the dictonary of fools"
If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.
Being weird is like being normal, only better.
There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line
"Fanfiction is to me what facebook is to others" Copy and paste this to your profile if you agree with me
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If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my father and the glory of Heaven.
SHUT UP VOICES. Or i'll poke you with a Q-Tip again
What would headmaster zefron say at a time like this... Were all in this together!!! -Dumbelore AVPM
THANKS HERMIONE- Ron, Harry, AVPM
Let the record show that i am SUPER ahead of schedule- Feburary, Satrship
And, and then check out the shading on your sweater, it's, it's rather good. It's, uh, quite good! It's the best i have ever done! Can I have it back? Wait, no! I'm taking it! How do you like that potter! I have stolen your favorite drawing!!!!- Draco, AVPS
(umbridge stroking the axe) and we can't have crazy people running this school...- Umbrige, AVPS
Hermoine-We could go searching for the horcruxes in the woods and go camping for months...
One more crack like that, and i I'll wrap you in a tortilla, and I will eat you, as a snack maybe with some pico de gallo!!!-Taz, Starship
DID YOU GET MY TEXT!?!?!?! WELL! YOU DIDNT TEXT ME BACK!-Umbrige, AVPS
I'm not homeless, ...anymore..-Lupin, AVPS
A horse ate my cousin once, me and horses got a feuuuud- Tottsi Noodles, Starships
I once had a romantic relationship with a stack of hey once, turns out, the stack of hey, was my cousssiinnn-Tootsie Noodles Starship
Ron:favorite vines other than green...
Harry: Ginny dont you get it? Its like that spider-man movie MJ and Peter cant be together
Draco- My name is Draco Malfoy, Im racist, I hate gingers and mudbloods, I despise Gryfindor house, and my father works for the man who killed your parents would you like to be my friend?
I Love you all...exept you Draco I cant fu* *ing stand you-Harry AVPM
Ah Ginger! -Snape
I can't just GO to pigfarts. It's ON MARS. You NEED a rocketship. Do YOU have a rocketship, Potter? I bet you do. Look at this! Moonshoes Potter, Starkid Potter, traversing the galaxy on intergalactic journey to Pigfarts! WELL Potter, not all of us inherited enough money to BUY OUT NASA when our parents died!-Draco AVPM
"Duuders a spy"- Little White Lie
You know you're a House of Anubis fan when...
You can't hear the term "party animal" without thinking of Alfie.
You can't listen to your history teacher talk about Lewis and Clark without giggling.
You can't think about prom without thinking about Fabian and Nina.
Whenever someone says you're insane, you say, "Very observant."
You want to go to a British boarding school just to see if some weird mystery starts unfolding.
You will ace anything you have to learn about Egyptian mythology.
You know your numerology number and have compared it to your favorite character's multiple times.
You compare yourself to Nina and try to figure out who the Fabian, Amber, Patricia, Alfie, Jerome, Mick, and Mara are in your life.
DYou think of Mick whenever anyone mentions a scholarship.
You think of Fabian when you think about astronomy.
You know what song Fabian and Nina danced to and are plotting to get your high school to play it at your prom.
You are constantly trying to figure out how to get deadly bugs into an hour glass to threaten your enemies with.
You have looked up what a degenerative condition is and you now feel very sorry for Mr. Winkler.
You have had at least one dream where you were Nina and your boyfriend was Fabian.
Copy and paste this to your profile if you have done at least three of these things.
House of Anubis
"I Think we need help from our favorite comedy duo
"Sponge Bob and Patrick?"
"No I think she means Jerome and Alfie" Patricia, Amber and Nina
"The Bible says always come prepared."
"Amber, thats the Boy scouts." Amber and Fabian
"I hate it when the house talks..." Amber
"It would be the American, wouldn't it?" Jerome
"I can't believe Jerome didn't tell me he had a little sister. I tell him everything, my fear of red doors..." Alfie Lewis
"Just because I'm being perinoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me!"-Nina
Fabian: Why are you dressed as a duck?
"What's with the stupid chicken outfit?"
"And the plot thickens as they say"Jerome
"I did not, you creep! I did not double-cross you guys, I SWEAR!!"
"Amber! Not helping! REALLY not helping!"- Fabian
Trying to get the clue from Corbierre* "It won't open!"
"Oh, this is the girls' toilet! I can see that now." Fabian
"World domination to Victor means six billion people in bed by ten." Alfie
"I'm going to go...brush my teeth." Fabian
"Mick I've only got one eye on!"Amber
"Okay, Captain Curfew, I'm going as fast as I can!"Patricia
"There's bad. There's really bad. There's completely soul-whitheringly bad. And then there's you." Jerome
"Oh, speak of the devil. Literally! I'm surprised my phone didn't burst into flames."
"Tell me, or I'm going global!" Patricia, to Mrs. Andrews
"Amber what are you doing here? And what's with the heels?"Nina
"I Amber Millington, being of sounds and minds"
"Victor doesn't have a cat"Amber "
"I want to see my face in that toilet bowl"Victor
"Change your name, go to witness protection program... Oh, I know! Get a different face!" Alfie
"Victor stop! What are you doing?"Trudy
"I don't do well with old people. They're all so... old, aren't they?"Amber,
"Um, Victor, could we see any more of your home movies? You obviously have a nose for comedy!"Alfie
"Are you okay?"
This witching hour mwahahahahaha"Alfie
"You are in charge tonight"
"Who are you going with Patricia?"
"Aww, I'm getting a cavity, it's so sweet." Patricia
"I can't believe no one has her home number."
"Patricia is head of the welcoming committee. Take no notice, just sit wherever you'd like." Fabian
"Are you Nina Martin?"
"Seriously, I haven't!"
"Who's the Maestro?"
"Everyone thinks I'm crazy. Even I think I'm crazy." Patricia
"What are you doing with that?"
"Im pretty sure my cats been reading my diary"- brittany
Rachel: I'm sorry for calling you contemptible and deplorable.
Finn: That's okay. I didn't even know what those words meant.
- Vitamin D
Kurt: I say we lock Rachel up till after sectionals. I volunteer my basement.
Did you know dolphins are just gay sharks?
Will: What do you say when you answer the phone?
I carry a rape whistle!
I don't want to die yet. At least not until One Tree Hill gets canceled.
-Brittany, The Sue Sylvester Shuffle
You can't prove there isn't a magic teapot floating around the dark side of the moon with a dwarf inside of it that reads romance novels and shoots lighting out of its boobs, but it seems pretty unlikely, doesn't it?
I'm handsome, I'm good-looking, and I'm easy on the eyes. Also, I'm gorgeous.
– Dustin Goolsby
William, I'm devastated, positively horny with grief. As a going-away present, here's a spray bottle of I Can't Believe It's Not Butter; keep the head merkin looking buttery fresh.
I do this thing where I sort of alternate which one of those kids I hate the most. Right now, it's the dancing Asian.
doesn't mean they have to hate me too.
Most teachers think that by cutting class, I might improve my grades.
If we lose, we should throw possums.
W:What's a duet?
– Will and Brittany
Well, Rachel, congratulations. Normally you dress like the fantasy of a Japanese businessman with a very dark, specific fetish, but I actually dig this look. Yay!-Santana
Every day, Tina and Mike's Asian fusion grows stronger.-Artie
Nightbird - The nocturnal avenger (Blaine): I really hope you're not trying to pass yourself off as a certain telepathic leader of a certain group of superhuman mutants because that would be a copyright violation.
Asian Persuasion (Tina):Oh well then, just call Santana back from Kentucky again. Cause apparently she's better than anyone who's actually enrolled here.
Finn: The theme is "Foreigner". We're gonna sing songs by Foreigner, in foreign languages, wearing all the costumes of the World's nations.
Finn: Wait, where are you going?
Sebastian: No more bulling, blackmail, or assault this year.
Sebastian: You know what goes great with a new Dalton blazer? An impromptu song. =D
Finn: So, I get it. My first idea was pretty bad.
Dr. Y (artie): That idea was slightly better.
Blaine: "You need a team that's gonna gel!"
Glinda: "It's GA-linda, with a Ga!"
Galinda: "It seems the artichoke is steamed!"
Ephaba: "You shouldn't let ignorant statements like that bother you. I mean, I know I always do, but you shouldn't!"
Dr. Dillamond: "You go run along and join your friends." Elphaba: "Oh, that's all right I have no friends!"
Elphaba:"Well, we can't all come and go by BUBBLE!"
Galinda: "Fiyero and I are getting married!" Elphaba: "He's asked you already?!" Galinda: "No, but he's going to, he doesn't know yet-uh!"
Elphaba: "My father hates me." *Galinda gasps* Elphaba: "That's not the secret."
Galinda: "LOOK! It's tomorrow!"
Elphaba: "I don't care who he is! *smacks Fiyero with a book* Your cart almost knocked me over and you're sleeping!" Fiyero: "Well of course...it's daytime."
Fiyero: "I've been thinking--" Elphaba: "Yes, I heard!"
Elphaba: You're bleeding..." Fiyero: "I am?" Elphaba: "Uh-huh...Right here...It must've...scratched you..." Fiyero: "Yeah...or...maybe it scratched me...or something..."
Fiyero: "Nobody's ever there except the sentries who guard it!" Elphaba: "If nobody's ever there, then where do you live?" Fiyero: "The...other...palace..." Elphaba: "Oh, of course."
Fiyero: "Well, maybe the driver saw green and thought it meant 'go.'"
Elphaba: "What? What are you all staring at? Do I have something in my teeth? Oh. I know what's going on here. *sighs* All right, we might as well get this over with...No, I'm not seasick, yes, I've always been green, and no, I did not eat grass as a CHILD!!! There! Does that answer all of your questions?! Oh, and this is my little sister, Nessarose, who as you can see, is a PERFECTLY NORMAL COLOR!!!!
Nessarose: "What's in the punch?" Server: "Lemons and melons and pears." Nessarose: "Oh my!"
Elphaba: "Im sorry Nessa, did I scare you? I tend to have that affect on people"
Nessarose: "What are you doing here?" Elphaba: "Well, theres no place like home"
Nessarose: "I cant harbor a fugitive, Im an unelected official"
Elphaba: "Little brat, takes a dead womans' shoes! Must have been raised in a barn!"
Galinda: "Oh, c'mon, Theyre just shoes, let it go."
Galinda: "Thats right. Just follow that one road the whole time. (to herself) I haope they dont get lost:; Im so bad at giving directions."
Elphaba: "You think twisters just appear... out of the blue?"
Elphaba: "Oh, for goodness sakes, stop crying. I cant listen to it anymore"
Glinda: "Just let the little girl GO! And her little dog...Dodo!"
Fiyero: "Youre so beautiful"
Elphaba: "Youre then only friend Ive ever had"
If you are as Wicked as Elphaba, copy and paste this in your profile.
OZheads are just trying to make their way in a green world. If you are an OZhead then copy this to your profile!
If you consider yourself a total Wicked Fan, copy this into your profile.
If you're Defying Gravity, and no one can bring you down, copy this into your profile.
If you think Elphie's hat is SCANDALACIOUS copy this to your page and spread the WICKED cheer!
If you have ever wanted to play Glinda or Elphaba in Wicked, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you are so obsessed with Wicked that you randomly start quoting it, copy this into your profile!
If hearing the opening music for Wicked gave you shivers, copy this into your profile.
If you cried when you saw For Good, copy this into your profile. If you've ever felt hopelessly misunderstood due to your obsession with Wicked, copy this into your profile.
If you think Elphaba really is beautiful, copy and paste this into your profile
You now hate Dorthy. 'S. Guts.
You spend hours thinking about how you can get so easily jealous of everyone and the color of jealously is GREEN!! (like as in "green with envy")
If you can't watch Wizard of Oz without wanting to throttle Dorothy, paste this into your profile.
If you think Dorothy is nothing but a friendship-ruining, fakeified, Witch-murdering, squeally little brat that cries WAY too much and if you were Baum, you would have made her into a total fun-loving, free-thinking wild spirit of a mature young woman that knows how to totally kick somebody's ass if she needs and can take perfectly good care of herself, thank you very much, who flat out will not take any nonsense from jack ass shit-heads like the Wizard, and maybe even given her a brother who is her very best friend (besides Hunk, Zeke, and Hickory, that is) paste this into you profile.
If you have attempted to Defy Gravity, succeeded, and nobody in the entire world can bring you down, paste this into your profile.
If you are able to see how beautiful green skin really is, copy this into your profile
The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
"Calling me Fake, won't make you Real.
1. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Don't cy for me argentina- Glee cast
2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Don'tdo sadnes/Blue Wind- Spring Awakening
3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Don't Stop-GLee Cast
4. WHAT IS 22?
Today 4 You-RENT Film Cast
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
22- Taylor Swift (seems legit)
6. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Greased Lighting- Glee Cast (1 I dont like anyon 2 WTF)
7. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Brooklyn's here- Newsies OBC (I'm not from Brooklyn)
8. WHAT DO YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Get It Right- Glee Cast
9. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Innocent-Taylor Swift (Don't like anyone...)
10. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINNK OF YOU?
When I get You ALone- Warbler (Ummm.. No Comment)
11. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Too Late To Turn Back Now- Bonnie And Clyde OBC (Not getting married)
12.WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Loser Like Me-GLee Cast
13. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBIE/INTEREST?
Raise Your Glass- Warblers (But my intrest is reading nd fangirling)
14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
I Should Tell You- RENT Film Cast (I dont have a secret crush)
15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Something Bad-Wicked OBC (Makes snse some of my friends are a little nutty, I mean they're friends with me)
16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Superstar-Taylor Swift (It would be pretty bad if i never meet the HOA or Glee Cast)
17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?
I Dreamed A Dream- Les Miz Film Cast (makes sense)
18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?
And Then There Were None- Spring Awakening (I would regret failing)
19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Holy Ground- Taylor Swift (Why would I laugh, Over The Moon makes me Laugh)
20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Animal- Warblers/Glee Cast (I am very sad Klaine broke up...:()
21. WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
Pure Imagination-Glee Cast (Ummmm I'm not getting married EVER so i guess in someones mnd i wont just be an old cat fangirl person with no life)
22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Songbird-Glee Cast (Ummmmm I Love Britanna, but I guess Santana would scare me so...I'll just go with it)
23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Light My Candle- RENT film cast (The answer is NO)
24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
Forever and Always- Taylor Swift (I wouldnt change that because her would beno relationship to change)
25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Somebody to Love (JB)- Glee Cast (Justin Bieber hurts my ears)
26. WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Isn't She Lovely-Glee Cast (The Internet is lovely...)
PJO FAns Must have this on their profile!
NORMAL PEOPLE: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast PJO FANS: Will tell Zeus to make it rain
NORMAL PEOPLE: Say OMG! PJO FANS: Say OH MY GODS!
NORMAL PEOPLE: Go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings PJO FANS: Won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers
NORMAL PEOPLE: Say shut up or i'll tell on you! PJO FANS: Say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: Think that PJO fans are stupid PJO FANS: Know that normal people are stupid
NORMAL PEOPLE: When being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! PJO FANS: When being chased use their demigod powers
NORMAL PEOPLE: Get nervous/scared during thunderstorms PJO FANS: Yell at Zeus to calm down
NORMAL PEOPLE: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation PJO FANS: Would try and find Camp Half Blood
NORMAL PEOPLE: Don't have this on their profile.
ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:
1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars; see if they slow down
2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.
3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that
4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"
5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso
6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS"
7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy"
8: Dont use any punctuation
9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking
10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face
11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO"
12: Sing along at the opera
13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme
14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day
15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'
16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom"
17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON!!!!!!!!!"
18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose"
19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go"
20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile!
37 Things to do in an Elevator
1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
21. A friend helps you up when you fall; a best friend laughs at you, trips you again, and continues to laugh.
\FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
THINGS TO DO AT A MOVIE THEATER
true idiot climbs a glass wall to see what's on the other side.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap the person telling you this.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that stuff up in two seconds. That's why when I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!"
DO NOT READ THIS FOR YOUR SAKE!
There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished that her dad would come home from the army, because he'd been having problems with his heart and right leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes later), the doorbell rang, and there her Dad was, luggage and all!!
I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been having trouble in my job and on the verge of quitting. I made a simple wish that my boss would get a new job. That was at 1:35 and at 1:55 there was an announcement that he was promoted and was leaving for another city. Believe me...this really works!
My name is Ann and I am 45 years of age. I had always been single and had been hoping to get into a nice, loving relationship for many years. While kind of daydreaming (and right after receiving this email) I wished that a quality person would finally come into my life. That was at 9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM a FedEx delivery man came into my office.He was cute, polite and could not stop smiling at me. He started coming back almost everyday (even without packages) and asked me out a week later. We married 6 months later and now have been happily married for 2 years.
What a great email it was!!
Just scroll down to the end, but while you do, think of a wish. Make your wish when you have completed scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the number of minutes it will take for your wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish to come true).
Go for it!
Congratulations! Your wish will now come true in your age minutes.
Now follow this carefully...it can be very rewarding!
If you repost this within the next 5 min. something major that you've been wanting will happen.
This is scary!
A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut, no one knows she was raped at 13.
People call another Guy fat, No one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight .
People call an old man ugly, No one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war.
Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 95% of you won't
96% of girls would cry if they saw Justin Bieber about to jump from a very high plane 20,000 feet in the air with no parachute. If you're in the 4% that would bring a cooler of food and drinks and a lawnchair and watch then copy and paste this in your profile.
93% of american teens would have a severe emotinal break-down if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 that would ask,"What was your first clue?" Then copy and paste this onto your profile.
92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile. I did.
95% of girls would scream if Justin Bieber went missing: Paste this on your profile if you are one of 5% who would smile and poke your new prisoner with a stick
WICKED is on my ipod!! 92% of teens have moved on to rap! if your still one of the 8 that still listens to REAL music then put this on ur profile
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Mrs. Radcliffe-Efron, XBeautifulbabe405X Hollywood x Blondie, stessa, xXxChocolateHeartxXx, 1PhEeLyGuRl, heavennoseven, Not Afraid To Dream
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