Author has written 6 stories for Maximum Ride, Sisters Grimm, Hunger Games, and Divergent Trilogy.
Hello. I am your worst nightmare. *insert evil cackling here*
I am 13.
I have two sisters a one almost two year old named Catherine Grace and a seven year old sister named Ashley Rose. I also have two cats, Sugar and Jean, and a dog named Molly.
My favorite subject is English. My favorite past times are learning a new language, reading, writing, acting, and boxing. My least favorite subject is Math. My most preferred colors are black, grey, brown, green, and red.
My dream job is to be an actress in LA and write books every now and then.
I also hear I have good humor :P and awful cooking skills; read below.
Trial 1-making popcorn: put popcorn in microwave and hit popcorn button, wait, take it out 35 seconds before it's done, it's smoking, busts into flames in my hands.
Trial 2-making cookies: unwrap butter and it falls to the floor, pick it up and put it in anyway, finish then look at dough...looks like really muddy water.
Trial 3-making cookies...again: look above for what to do. Dough looks fine, taste it and choke.
Trail 4-macaroni and cheese: look at instructions and put half a pot of water on stove, add the macaroni, stir, drain, add milk and cheese, taste. it is burned, the cheese has melted off, and it is under cooked.
Trial 5-boiling water: put water on the stove, wait...1 hour later, still not boiling, two hours later burned.
Trial 6-talking to little sister: 'Ashley you hungry?!'
'Want me to make something?'
marker hits my back 'NO!!'
If you are the type of person to run across the street when you see a car coy and paste this to your profile.
If you have fallen asleep in the middle of a sentence copy and paste this to your profile.
if you have told an inanimate object to scoot over copy and paste this to your profile.
Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict. (Or do it later.)
If Fanfiction is to you what Facebook is to other people, copy and paste this in to your profile
Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.
You can't wait for inspiration; you have to go after it with a club.
The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
I have run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it
Of course I’m talking to myself. Who else can I trust?
20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if anyone slows down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In"
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone is over their caffeine addictions, switch to expresso
6. In the memo field of all your checks write, "For Smuggling Diamonds"
7. Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance to the Prophecy"
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk
10. Order diet water with a serious face whenever you go out to eat
11. Specify that your Drive-Thru order is To Go
12. Sing Along at the opera
13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day
14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't go to their party because you're not in the mood
16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom
17. When money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running and screaming "Run for your lives! They're loose!"
19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we're going to have to let one of you go"
20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity, post this on your profile and make somebody smile!
This is a list of all the stupid warnings on the products most of us use daily.
1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children
2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts
3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping
4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire
5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking
6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado
7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts
8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children
9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.
10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping
11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regular soap
12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness
13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required
14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use
15. Korean Kitchen Knife: Warning: Not to be used in Children
16. On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
17. On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
18. On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.
19. On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost.
20. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down.
21. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating.
22. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body.
23. On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery.
24. On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness.
25. On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.
26. On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use.
27. On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts.
28. On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
29. On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
30. On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
31. On a paper for Great Falls: Warning Drowning is real.
32. On the key holder of a cruise ship: The lock is not used to keep you in your room.
The difference between a Fax lover and a Fax shipper?
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you get way too excited about certain books/movies/TV show episodes coming out, copy this onto your profile
If you spend lots of time talking to yourself and reciting lines from your fave characters, copy this into your profile.
If you love irritating people with these annoying copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile
If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile
If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy and paste this into your profile!
If you've ever had an argument with yourself, copy this to your profile.
If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy this to your profile.
If you think Justin Bieber is a girl trapped in a guy's body (or possibly the other way around), PLEASE do me a favor and copy & paste this into your profile
If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile.
If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile. (I'm stalking Dylan. Not because I like him, but because I want to kill him *cackles maniacally*)
If you are being stalked by a fictional character then copy this into your profile.
(\_/) This is bunny. Copy and paste
=.= And here's bunny's assistent Mr. Whiskers the Cat!!! HELP HIM TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!! XD
98 percent of teens can walk without running into walls. If you're in the 2 percent that can't, post this in your profile.
If you want to be Avian-American, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when Gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile!
Hello, and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline
If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line.
If you are stalked by (a) MR character(s) then copy & paste this into your profile.
If you love Paramore then copy & paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been sitting in math class trying to do your work while having one of your favorite songs playing over and over again in your head copy & paste this into your profile.
If you should get your friend a shirt that says "No Stalking Permitted" then copy & paste this into your profile.
If you wish that you could push someone off a cliff then copy & paste this into your profile.
If you wish you could kill someone, bring them back to life, and then subject them to hours of listening to Justin Beiber as torture, copy and past ethis into your profile.
I'm that girl
The one that likes books more than boys.
The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy
The one who always wonders what she did wrong
The one who writes to escape
The one who just wants to help
The one that really wants to make a difference
The one that sticks to her values
The one that refuses to believe that this is it
The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow
The one who won't give in
The one won't give up
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile
If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile
If you think Fang is hot...copy and paste this on your profile
I AM THE GIRL WHO DOESN'T FUSS OVER HER HAIR EVERYDAY.
I AM THE GIRL WHO DOESN'T CARE ABOUT MAKEUP, BECAUSE I DON'T WEAR ANY.
I AM THE GIRL WHO SAYS WHAT I WANT.
I AM THE GIRL WHO EATS WHAT I WANT.
I AM THE GIRL WHO RANTS ON AND ON ABOUT FEMINISM AND RACISM.
I AM THE GIRL WHO DOESN'T CARE ABOUT HER IMAGE.
I AM THE GIRL WHO...
IS BEAUTIFUL IN MY OWN WAY.
AND I DON'T NEED ANYONE TO PULL ME DOWN OR BRING ME UP.
I AM THE GIRL WHO WILL MAKE MY OWN SUCCESS.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile
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