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Joined 04-02-12, id: 3873840, Profile Updated: 11-14-20
Author has written 59 stories for Mass Effect, and Naruto.

UPDATE 11-14-20

Next chapters of Bird done, about 80% of next TWCD chapter rewrite!

Work has been consuming most of my time. Got a break this weekend.

So far, the Corona has still not killed me. Stay safe.

Current Status updates can always be found at logicalpremise dot org. If you don't see a story here it's not being worked on:

TWCD: 80% done with next chapter.

Bird of Hermes: Eating moar wings.

Lions: On hold for now -- writer's block. :(

STG reports: Rachel Florez (50% done)

Engineer's Guide: Next up, battle suits.

Cerb Files : Elcor Worriedly: Done before I die.

Naruto stuff: On Hold until late 2017 2018 2020. Who knows?

More detailed information can be found at my own website -- logicalpremise dot org -- including additional artworks, forums, online chat, and much more rapid updates and special articles. There is no advertising or crap.

All of my documentation type stories are free for anyone to use as a resource. If there's something you'd like to use from OSABC or one of my one shots, just shoot me a PM.

Please note that I do NOT do requests unless they directly relate to my own AU for Mass Effect. Naruto I only do one-shot requests, and those must be for something interesting.

MY HOMEPAGE, with UPDATES, ART, SNARK and NOTES, is at : logicalpremise dot org

The official Premiseverse discord is at : https colon slash slash discord dot gg slash jWTuQUs

If the above doesn't work PM me for an invite!

About me :

I write stories about Mass Effect, and Naruto. I am otherwise utterly boring, but since people keep pestering me...

I'm in my 40's (ugh) and I live in Texas. I've gone through some traumatic events in life (parents divorce, suicides, relatives and wife dying, mother having multiple cancers, friends dying in war) that allows me to write about such things based on experience.

I've studied biology, anatomy, cultural anthropology, psychology, geology, physics and chemistry, and I've dabbled in emergency medicine, transport, insurance, telecommunications and publishing. I hold degrees in psychology, management, and communications. I was in the Navy for four years and did my service in the Submarine Force.

I'm a non-denominational Christian who believes firmly that what you say is far less important than what you do, and the appropriate place for religion is in my heart and not splattered over a venue where people come for entertainment. That being said, please do not ask me to read things that are insulting to my religious beliefs.

I'm a black man, which is apparently unusual in fan fiction, as I've only run across a few others, and they're just as fucking crazy as I am.

I write to entertain my readers. I am a massive Melaradark, Aberron, Xabiar and jay8008 fanboy and if you don't read their works there is something wrong with your brain.

I am a cynic , a romantic, and a pessimist. Go figure. Murphy was an optimist.

I don't have a political affiliation, so please, do not PM me with such things. I do not care about politics of any kind. This is a fan fiction site!


Positive reviews, negative but constructive reviews that cover typos or errors, or useful guest reviews that don't require commentary are always welcome. I do not respond to reviews in my stories or authors notes, however in most cases.

Negative reviews that consist of nothing but "u suk" or flame-type reviews, especially from cowards who do so as a guest, will be deleted upon receipt. If you don't like my work that is fine, but I'm not really interested in your opinion if you can't even engage me in dialogue and instead prefer to cry like a child.

Cretins such as the Fox Familiar can simply bother another, as I don't have time for attention whores.

My Favorite Authors and Muses

Each of these people inspired me to my works:

Jay8008, Melaradark, Setrus, Owelpost, Wordkrush, Aberron, Bebus, and the Naked Pen.

The Cast and Crew

My official idea-beta guy and chief editor is Liethr

The official copy editor is SLotH4. The secondary copy editor is Mooloor

My team of crazy co-authors are are Jacob, mrosera, and Progman

The Lord of Punctuation and my only begotten son is Pallan Minerva

The guy who encourages me to make everything even more eeevil is NPC

The engineering peeps who fixes all the fiddly bits are Burnsidhe and ArielFetters

The Tonal Architect is my friend Quentin

The Official DLP Overseer is Himura

The Official PV Bartender is Nolanstar

The Official Spacebattles Immigrant and the Lord of Sience is Sevoris

The Official Polandball Administrator is ZeroSumGame

The Official PV General is Kinnix

My Official Inspiration and High Lady of Sol is nimiraj12 who has done more in keeping me going than anyone else.

The Official 'Writer Better Than Me' is B.W.

My Science Minions are Seras, Nogui and Militarist

The Official Guatemala Critic is VSNO

The Official PV Serbian is Kep

The Official Concerned Person is True Concern (heey concern want an Okeer cookie? o_O)

The Official Warframe Manager is OmegaGregar

The Official PV RPG Managers are EnigmaticOne and Bish09 (something wrong, Colonel?)

The Official PV Powerscalar is Eggnogui

Aberron, Bebus, Hewhoislost, AlexN7, metaladdict, J1MH3RO, 5 Coloured Walker, RED78910, Gaia, Seras and alienyouthct have also been very instrumental and are all both responsible for this train wreck being somewhat readable and a source of many ideas.

The patrons saints of this entire work (and the two people who have encouraged me to keep going when I was about to quit) are Abyssal Shadows and Sherry E. Go PM them if I go missing for nine months again.

The official old grognard site for bitching and complaining about the work in a constructive manner is found at the Dark Lord Potter forums.


logicalpremise dot deviantart dot com -- my DeviantArt account. Mostly crappy if done by me, but links to actually good art done by others.

Things I like: Romance, angst, humor, any two can serve. All three at once is hard to pull off right. My romances tend to be slower, more psychological, less sexually based. I've begun to like horror, as well.

Things I love: Snark, characters that are part of the environment, rich detailing, attention to the small things, and plot points that rear their heads chapters down the line. Oh, and conspiracies. I love me a conspiracy.

Things that can be good: minor OC's (always useful to flesh out story lines) and the like. An OC can be a major character as long as they aren't the focus of the story. Good battle scenes. Military jargon if you know what you're talking about.

Things I have never been able to like: Self inserts , mainly. I just can't see it. SI's that have LI's with the main characters are particularly grating. I'm sure some of the stories are probably way better than my drivel, but I can't enjoy it. I do not want to imply that they are bad, or that they are a sign of a bad writer. I just have never grasped the whole concept of an SI or made it work in suspending disbelief, particularly in how they are inserted into stories. The only two SI I ever really liked were written by Nimiraj12 and KatKiller.

Things in Mass Effect I always wanted to change: Morinth, Grunt's relationship to Shepard, the whole Council-Shepard dynamic, Saren's doubts, Benezia's struggle, most of Shadow Broker, Miranda, Jacob, and Vega.

Things in Naruto I always wanted to change: Oh, god, where to start. Pretty much EVERYTHING in the Ten-Tails arc. Godtrees? REALLY? Kishamoto is insane.

Mass Effect Story I'm too scared to write: ME 1 , told entirely from Saren's point of view.

Naruto Story I'm too scared to write: What if Danzo was the good guy, despite his way of thinking? What if the alternatives were too horrible to contemplate?

Things I'm too scared to write a crackfic about: Ha, got over that fear. BEHOLD, TRADIUS AHERN, TROLL CHAMPION OF THE GALAXY!

Naruto Stories to write or that have been written:

I write a seriously screwed-up Naruto. He's still an idiot, but his idiocy is a front -- not so that he can fool his friends, but so that he doesn't have to answer the questions in his own head. Madara's Moon-Eye plan is a complete front to prevent the Ninja World from realizing his true goal .. if you have enough power to place the entire world in a genjutsu, you have enough power to pull off almost any other kind of jutsu as well. My Sakura is conflicted , my Hinata is weak and timid and very selfish, and lots of my stories involve conspiracies. Naruto grows up unhappy -- not assassinated, or poisoned, just ignored. Orochimaru is my favorite character.

All Naruto stuff is on hold for the moment. It could be magically updated at any point though.

Forgiveness Requires Regret : Still working on this one, it's basically how Naruto interacts with different people in the aftermath of the Pain fight, and why he is the way he is. I don't recommend reading it, as it needs a complete re-write to say what I'm trying to say.

When Silence Becomes Sin: Minato isn't an idiot. He has enough sense to know why the Third wanted him to be Hokage. Thing is. . . he doesn't feel ready for the job, and a talk with Orochimaru sends things in an entirely new and chaotic direction. Massive AU, many, many changes. Semi-evil but not bwahaha evil Orochimaru. Haven't even decided where to go with this yet, but it will be bizarre!

Unexpected Results at the Journey's End: Trolling at its finest. Planning to add more trolling soon.

The Consequences of Unyielding Will: Basically my total AU rewrite of Naruto, much in the same frame as OSABC is a rewrite of Mass Effect. Not even close to ready. Irregular updates.

Mass Effect Stories to write or that have been written:

All of my ME stories have a female Shepard with an extremely violent, traumatic and scarring Earth background and history as the Butcher of Torfan. The primary mechanic is always Shepard and Garrus, although never romantically. Tali ends up in an emotionally messy relationship with Joker. Ash and Kaiden fall for each other and what happens at Virmire is made even worse. :D

The main focus is always on enduring pain for what must be done, for what is right, for what things should be. There is not a happy ending. If anything, my endings will be more messed up and controversial than the ME3 ones. The entire story is SEVERELY AU, with a focus on realistic reasons and filling plot holes.

The name of the main series is ridiculous for a reason: you'll always remember it.

Of Sheep and Battlechicken (OSABC I): Completed in 2014. My AU retelling of ME1, with a more dangerous, involved Cerberus, a more conflicted Saren and Benezia, treachery, more snark from the Turian councilor (complete with air quotes). The evolution of a dangerous renegade with zero personality and all the empathy of a car tire to a real person. Completed, but currently being overhauled.

OSABC: And Then There Were None: Completed in 2015. A linking piece between OSABC I and OSABC II. Covers the span of time between the games, expanding on Shepard’s character and tidying up the methods of her death while adding fluff, badassery, and Zaeed. Complete, but scheduled for an overhaul.

OSABC II : That Which Cannot Die: Estimated Complete in 2020. My AU retelling of the events in ME2, with a completely new take on Cerberus, the Shadow Broker, and collectors. More psychological and angst driven than the first. Not a happy ending, including portions of Overlord, LofSB and Arrival. In progress.

OSABC: Faith is a Scary Thing : Planned completion in 2020. Short linking piece between ME2 and ME3. Mostly focused on the political fallout of Shepard, Cerberus, and the Collector defeat, and some of the events of Arrival. Also mechano-Tazzik vs. Richard Williams. Outlining completed.

OSABC III : There is a Season: Theoretical completion in 2023. Highly AU retelling of ME3. Very significant deviations, and a complete rewrite of just about everything. Tries to keep match with the wild-ride feel of ME3, including a dual-claymore wielding Grunt and more meaningful interactions (or deaths) for lots of characters. Incorporates From Ashes as well. Also includes the real reason why the Reapers exist. Outlining completed.

OSABC: The Power and the Glory: Theoretical completion in 2024. Linking piece between the conclusion of ME3 and the events of the final chapter. A focus on the changes wrought by the destruction at the end of ME3, the return of the Inusannon, and the consequences of Shepard's choices. Likely to be short and messy. Outlining completed.

OSABC IV: Walk Into Mystery: The finale of the series, focusing more on the children of Shepard and Liara, Garrus Vakarian's daughter, Grunt, and Vigil. Taps into and sets up the trolling in Fear Unrelenting and answers many of the unanswered questions throughout the series. The last book, since things get terribly boring after it's done with the loss of all angst and stupid-evil leaders in the PV. 90% outlined.

Mass Effect One-shots and shorts to write or that have been written:

The Best Father a girl could wish for: Liara's meeting with Aethyta, start to finish, with some extra pieces (complete)

Mother's Tears : Grunt has his turn , a retelling of the fight against the Reaperized Rachni (complete)

No Single Raindrop: Liara, on the asari, love, life, and Shepard. Completed, but the last chapter won't be published for a while due to spoilers (sets up OSABC IV).

OSABC : Sorrows Untold : Everything you really didn't want to know. In progress.

The Encyclopedia Biotica: My finest work, the only actual biotic document anywhere, that explains what biotics is and how it actually works and effects various races. In progress again, with the first expansion to biotics later on.

An Engineer's Guide to the Technology of the Mass Effect Universe: Yet more documentation, this time a guide to the tech, which is rapidly turning into a mix of SCP and X-COM. In progress!

The Cerberus Files: A total of five pieces, one about humanity, the others all about aliens. Constantly in progress. I may work on this from time to time, but do not expect regular updates, as each piece requires research.

Bird of Hermes: Straight up trolling preparation for the PV-RPG run, giving backstory and hinting at darker things. In progress.

The STG Files and the STG Guide: Covers the STG's take on big players in the universe, and the races themselves. In progress.

OSABC: Lions in Blue and Silver: The story of the "Legacy" team as mentioned in OSABC. Basically, a prequel. In progress (veeeery slow updates)

Memories Long Forgotten: Rael'Zorah has to complete his Pilgrimage, but gets caught up in a whirlwind of political intrigue, inter-species romance, murder, and a shadow war between a Terminus Warlord and the Shadow Broker. Prequel to OSAB, with cameos by Saren. (dead, lack of interest)

STG Investigative Reports: A series of reports about the three main stories (Benezia Incident, Collector Incident, Crucible Incident) (Hiatus until I get the books done due to retcons!)

Broker Report on the Citadel: Internal Structure and Organization: A proposal by Seven Seven, a document covering the Citadel, C-SEC, the Ministry of Galactic Trade, Spectres, and the Citadel Fleet. Written by the mighty Xabiar! (completed)

Fear Unrelenting, Seen Darkly : My answer to what the Reaper Cycles are really about. What if the Reapers weren't the pinnacle of evolution? What if they were the hiding spots of a post singularity culture that tampered with things best left alone? A companion piece to the main story if you want to know more about the Reapers. (Completed)

Ahern's Guide to Things You Shouldn't be Fighting: an irreverent in-universe take on the original ideas for military forces I have, in story format in a series of communications (and flashbacks) between Tradius Ahern and Ivan Dragunov. A companion piece to the Cerberus Files. (In progress)

Things you should not read while drinking liquid:

Of Serendipity and Balance: 1000% pure crack. Ahern, Troll Champion of the Galaxy, must join forces with the Butcher Saren and the Pyro, Balak, to fight Aethyta Queen of Omega, a brain damaged Harbinger, and the true evil mastermind of the series...Herr Doktor Vernor, dark billionaire and playboy extraordinaire. Also includes Hot Librarian Benezia, Cool Smooth Kai Leng the Illusive Man, Michael Saracino as Ambadassador (not a typo), Mordin and Zaeed in Broadway, and Vigil and Javik as a tag-troll-team to drive Ahern crazy. Includes low-sanity excerpts of the Editing Gang. Not for the faint of heart. (Sanity is for the WEAK!) Updates irregularly and with no rhyme or reason.


  1. Self-inserts. Sorry, after reading more than a few of these, I can't find any of them that actually engage me. I'm not saying they are written badly, but they are not my cup of tea. Too often, the SI takes the focus of the story away from the characters. Hint: if I wanted to read about you, I would not be at a fan fiction literature site. The only SI I like is KatkillerV's and nimiraj's.
  2. MPreg, anywhere, for any reason, full stop. Physically impossible, retarded in principle, and basically hateful towards women. I have never read an MPreg story worth spit.
  3. Harems, in any verse. They are sexist, unrealistic, childish man-fantasies with submissive boring women who are all alike. Retarded and only produced by males who can't actually understand how women think or react. Please keep in mind that a love triangle or two-some is not a harem. A harem is a group of women (3) who all want to have a relationship with the same guy. And that, my male friends, is bullshit.
  4. Stories that are nothing but collections of barely-papered over characters from still other fandoms shoved without sense into the fandom written about. This obviously does not apply to crossover stories, except in extreme cases (nineteen canons do not go into one story.)
  5. I tend to dislike smut only stories except for Rae Maegdon. I particularly dislike smut only stories that can't even get the basics of the setting right.
  6. Stories that unapologetically steal ideas from other stories without crediting them. I don't mind people using my stuff, my ideas, or even my actual writings -- but please do not slavishly copy my FORMATS. The story-mixed-with-documentation and the service-file-story-background are my creations, and I'd appreciate it if you didn't copy the layout and thought of something new.


  1. Stories involving yaoi/yuri in the Narutoverse. I have rarely seen them done professionally or well. They come off (at best) as someone's fantasy sex story, usually with very little actual depth. Mind you I am speaking in the terms of yaoi/yuri as homosexual under 18 relationships. KaiIru is fine. NaruSasu is fucking sick.
  2. ...come to think of it, ANY kind of sexual activity between 11 and 12 year olds is probably bad. Stories about 12 year old Naruto banging the crap out of Hinata can also go away.
  3. Stories that revolve around Naruto's parents being alive, but Naruto basically acting just the same. I need not point out why this is fucking retarded. Double points for neglect stories, which are written by either people who are seriously bitter their own parents sucked or have never had a kid of their own.
  4. Stories that make the Kyuubi into a female obsessed with sexing up Naruto. WTF? Seriously? (Noodlehammer gets away with it because it's humor.)
  5. God-powered characters. Don't get me wrong, Kishamoto Trollimoto fell into this trap himself with double-rinnegans, susanno-Kyubbi-mokotons and all this other crap.
  6. The following pairings: Naruto / Tsunade (nigh-incestuous cradle robbing), Naruto / Orochimaru (REALLY??), Shikamaru/Hinata (WTF), and Gaara/Deidara.
  7. As a rule, I dislike stories that change the fundamental nature of the characters. Naruto does not need magical powers, super eyes, goddamned tails, or anything else. They don't make him better. They don't make the story better.
  8. More recently -- harem stories. I hate them in general, but I *really* hate them in the Narutoverse because they make the already horribly weak women even WEAKER.


  1. Stories that are nothing but rehashes of the exact canon content, but with overpowered OC's (or worse) SI's added. Especially when the focus is torn away from Shepard to focus on the OC. If it's a story about something BESIDES Shepard that's one thing, but garbage where the SI/OC is somehow better than everyone else, and ends up becoming more important than Shepard is too stupid to read.
  2. Stories that focus on off-the-wall 'romance' that is an excuse to write bad porn, especially ones that make asari into blue human females or pretend quarians out of their suit are just fine taking gangbangs every night.
  3. Stories that feature indoctrination theory. It's horrible storytelling and almost always flies in the face of everything we know about indoctrination. You are either indoctrinated or you are not, there is no fantasy threshold below which you are fine and beyond which you are not.
  4. Stories that have everyone in the galaxy wanting to sleep with Shepard and Shepard going along with this. I prefer FShep/Liara or MShep/Ashley, followed by MShep/Miranda and FShep/Kaiden, but I have no real problems with other one/one setups. What I cannot stand is a military commander starting a love triangle, or worse, a goddamned harem -- WITH HIS FUCKING SUBORDINATES. What the fuck is this, Mass Effect or Love Hina?
  5. Portrayals of geth as AI. Turians as bland soldier sniffers without reason. Krogan as stupid. Salarians as tiny sneak thieves or who all sound like Mordin knock offs.
  6. The vile and sick pairing that is Shepard/Wrex. This is simply not a thing, male or female.
  7. As a rule, I dislike stories that change the fundamental nature of the setting. A ME without Reapers -- or an equally dangerous and possibly galaxy-ruining threat -- is merely boring. It's okay if you add in something just as BAD as the Reapers , of course, like Progman has.
  8. I'm beginning to loathe psychotic and unexplained crossovers that don't even make an attempt at fitting into the setting.
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The XCOM Files by Xabiar reviews
A collection of documents, dossiers, and analysis on the various units, factions, organizations, cultures, history, events and leaders spanning the Ethereal Collective, ADVENT and XCOM. A supplementary companion collection to XCOM: The Advent Directive.
X-Com - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 184 - Words: 780,158 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 5/5/2017
Seals are Easy, People are Hard by slythefoxx2 reviews
Naruto's reaction to his isolation is different from canon. How will Konoha deal with a Seal Master Jinchuuriki with muted affect and a perverted streak a mile wide?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 126,834 - Reviews: 3967 - Favs: 12,696 - Follows: 14,523 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 8/29/2018 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
A Family of Foxes & Snakes: Rewind! by Dragon6 reviews
A Re-write of my original story. Failing again, Naruto sees one Anko Mitarashi taking no crap from the villagers. He wonders how she does and bothers her until she answers him. Anko feels sorry for Naruto and take him under her wing. How will Konoha survive when its number one prankster is trained by its number one psycho?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 111,486 - Reviews: 1686 - Favs: 4,541 - Follows: 5,079 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Rippling Future by Airheaded dude reviews
All decisions impact the future just the same, be it minor or major. Repairing Orochimaru's damage was one and when Jiraiya decides to ask Naruto one question one month before the finals, he changes his attitude towards Naruto and instead brings about what Naruto was always meant to be, a truly strong Shinobi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 417,055 - Reviews: 1048 - Favs: 3,739 - Follows: 4,106 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Because I Love You - Chasing After You by The Flare Blade reviews
Hiruzen knew that Tazuna's request was much more dangerous and important than it first appeared to be. He needed experienced ninja for the mission, but his hands were tied because of politics... until he sees a loophole. Using an educational project as cover, he will send two teams to Wave! A Naruto retelling with Hinata as a main character but with canon teams. (Ch1-5 revised!)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 478,443 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 1,107 - Follows: 1,319 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 10/24/2015 - [Hinata H., Naruto U.] [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
Shadow of the Phoenix by SLotH4 reviews
Centuries have passed since the Empire fell, and decades of war and strife have forged a ruthless galaxy. An expansionist Galactic Alliance looms over an upstart Mandalorian Union. A hardened Jedi Order teeters on the brink of light and dark. The Fellan Imperium awaits their chance to ascend once more. As rising tensions threaten war, it only takes a spark to set the galaxy aflame.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 106,458 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 1/18/2016
Naruto vs Sasuke: The Aftermath by Kingkakashi reviews
At the Valley of the End, Sasuke nearly kills Naruto and it affects everyone in many ways. See a vastly different direction after this battle to the Naruto story, than what the Canon did. There will be action, surprises, & romance NarxHin KakxKur JirxTsu & many more. Warning be prepared for the most Evil Sadistic Sasuke ever, and Sakura takes a beating in the early chapters. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 79 - Words: 977,934 - Reviews: 6951 - Favs: 4,856 - Follows: 4,283 - Updated: 12/5/2020 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Kakashi H., Kurenai Y.
Better Left Unsaid by Kenchi618 reviews
Mizuki never got to shoot his mouth off at Naruto the night he took the Scroll of Seals. Other than skipping a half-manic monologue from him, what exactly did this change for everyone's favorite blonde ninja? Who knows? Rated M for language/later events.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 81 - Words: 1,043,542 - Reviews: 10282 - Favs: 15,898 - Follows: 15,101 - Updated: 10/14/2020 - Published: 12/14/2010 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] Team Ten
The Seldom Seen Kid by Lazycatgirl reviews
What would have happened if Naruto had a different childhood. Instead of taking after his mother in personality what if he not only looked like his dad but had a similar personality too. As well as being supported by the Sarutobi clan. Smartish Naruto. NO PAIRINGS!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 54 - Words: 285,683 - Reviews: 1780 - Favs: 4,245 - Follows: 4,275 - Updated: 8/15/2020 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Naruto U.
Ricochet by Strix 4 reviews
Sometimes it's easy to see the familiar in the faces around you. Sometimes it sucks to figure out why.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 108,699 - Reviews: 1620 - Favs: 3,075 - Follows: 2,935 - Updated: 5/16/2020 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Team Seven
Sealed Legacy by Psycho G reviews
(New Chapter Posted) After discovering a long lost ancient forbidden master sealing technique created by a deceased clan leader and seal grandmaster of the Uzumaki clan, Jiraiya studies and tampers with it only for it to lead to unexpected results. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 618,342 - Reviews: 4699 - Favs: 7,345 - Follows: 7,646 - Updated: 2/14/2020 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 200,216 - Reviews: 8433 - Favs: 15,469 - Follows: 16,589 - Updated: 12/25/2019 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Three's A Crowd (But Pack Sticks Together) by ShiiroiKitsune21 reviews
Kaguya won, Kurama has a 'plan', Kakashi's on board. Will a Relatively-Good!Kyuubi, Time travel, a younger stick-up-his-ass (though not for long if Kurama has anything to say in it) Kakashi and a shocked Team Minato be enough to save the world? (First Fanfiction, some angst, no romance, ever-evolving plot!) Previously known as "Kyuubi wants to live - Kakashi time-travel".
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 56 - Words: 349,855 - Reviews: 1038 - Favs: 1,546 - Follows: 1,562 - Updated: 12/24/2019 - Published: 12/24/2014 - Kakashi H., Minato N., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Misplaced by Deus Swiftblade reviews
When the seal broke and he opened his eyes, he had hoped to see his friends standing around him, welcoming him back to life. But now he's in a different time and all of his friends have long since passed away. Now the only thing he can do is put what he has been trained to be to good use and serve the galaxy from the shadows.
Crossover - Naruto & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 102 - Words: 1,610,515 - Reviews: 3157 - Favs: 4,051 - Follows: 3,993 - Updated: 6/17/2019 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Naruto U. - Complete
Living an Indoctrinated Dream by Aberron reviews
Sending Shepard back in time? Inefficient. Unlikely to produce significant changes to timeline. Sending the Illusive Man back in time? Difficulty level has increased. Jack Harper, The Illusive Man, is back where it all started. New Cerberus, New plan, and the Reapers watching, always watching. Sending a Hero back in time does nothing; Sending back this guy? Priceless. AU.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 92 - Words: 1,110,875 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 1,243 - Follows: 1,306 - Updated: 6/7/2019 - Published: 6/16/2014 - J. Garson, Illusive Man, Hannah S.
Team Dead-Last by Muledragon reviews
For the new batch of Academy graduates, the Hokage decides to abandon the tradition of putting the top genin and dead-last together on a team. As a result, Naruto finds himself on a team with fellow dead-lasts and failures. Under the tutelage of their unorthodox sensei, Naruto and his new teammates must learn to survive and thrive in the brutal and unforgiving shinobi world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 95,611 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 1,038 - Follows: 1,318 - Updated: 5/18/2019 - Published: 10/16/2017 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Chōji A., Asuma S.
Rise of Namikaze Naruto by Zukara reviews
Naruto learns of his father the night he beats Mizuki. He has vowed to surpass all of the Hokage's and earn the title, Namikaze Naruto. New clothes, new attitude, new love. Naruto is on his way to become what he was born to be... A Namikaze.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 171,933 - Reviews: 1901 - Favs: 6,534 - Follows: 6,910 - Updated: 11/11/2018 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
The Heart Asks for Pleasure First by Chi Kyoku reviews
A month after taking down Saren, Shepard spends Christmas shore leave with her favourite turian C-Sec officer on the Citadel. Movies are watched, gifts are exchanged, and two war heroes celebrate their unlikely friendship.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 74,232 - Reviews: 838 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 9/19/2018 - Published: 4/11/2012 - [Garrus V., J. Garson]
Minato's: The Art of Being Dead by PyrothTenka reviews
Trust the Yondaime to turn death into a minor inconvenience.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,564 - Reviews: 1145 - Favs: 3,638 - Follows: 3,961 - Updated: 8/30/2018 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kushina U.
Naruto: Shifts In Life by The Engulfing Silence reviews
A few small changes can make a world of difference. Knowledge given at the beginning of ones can career can turn a hopeless loser into a shinobi of strength and skill. Differences in a history that have long since passed can create a totally different outcome from what we might expect. This is the story of Naruto Uzumaki. This is the tail of these small shifts in life.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 726,949 - Reviews: 6818 - Favs: 11,748 - Follows: 10,402 - Updated: 8/1/2018 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Without Sasuke by Yethri reviews
What would it be like, in a two man squad without Sasuke?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 235,065 - Reviews: 1779 - Favs: 3,232 - Follows: 3,158 - Updated: 7/20/2018 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Plucking Strings by Digitize27 reviews
A chance collision early in Naruto's life will irrevocably change the path he takes; what happens when Naruto's views are shifted before even his dream to become Hokage? Where will his new path take him, and how many strings will he pull or threads will he trip over along the way? Puppeteer!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 49 - Words: 281,182 - Reviews: 3065 - Favs: 5,214 - Follows: 4,273 - Updated: 12/24/2017 - Published: 7/1/2014 - Naruto U. - Complete
Expendable Heroes by Lord Mendasuit reviews
Sasuke Uchiha could never quite understand how a boy two years his junior somehow managed to get into the academy and remain there despite dead-last status. Suffice to say, he's in for quite a shock when said little boy hands him his ass. And that, as they say, is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 121,759 - Reviews: 1077 - Favs: 4,109 - Follows: 4,463 - Updated: 12/2/2017 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Chance for a Prophecy by Dorcyy reviews
You can't stop the flow of time. Its wheel only whirls in one direction. It is impossible for a mere human to change that path. But sometimes the impossible must be done… Naruto time travel fanfiction.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 362,956 - Reviews: 4224 - Favs: 9,216 - Follows: 9,182 - Updated: 8/13/2017 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kushina U.
Unplanned Paternity by TwinTrouble reviews
Indefinite babysitting duty was so not on Kakashi's list of things he wanted to do with his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 151,206 - Reviews: 3560 - Favs: 7,005 - Follows: 7,134 - Updated: 5/28/2017 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Naruto: Making of a Hokage by keybledar43 reviews
It's been three years since Naruto's training with Jiraiya began. He's finally back home but, as Akatsuki and Orochimaru begin their move, will he be able to protect his precious people? Or will he change under the pressure? Sequel to Naruto: A New Path.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 154,868 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 2,082 - Follows: 2,224 - Updated: 1/8/2017 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
With Every Beat by halfdemonfan reviews
Pain can come in various forms. Sakura had suffered all of them; but with the war raging on she found the torture would continue. Canon/ Sasu/Saku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 215,706 - Reviews: 1514 - Favs: 1,659 - Follows: 1,732 - Updated: 12/4/2016 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
THW by JMenace reviews
(Being rewritten) Naruto's chakra is warped at birth. Instead of strengthening his body and mind, it shrieks and wails like wind through his coils. Thrust into a war of ruthless shinobi and roaming Bijuu, he'll need the resolve to fight through his greatest weakness and survive- or, the determination to make it his greatest strength and win. (Lovecraftian AU)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 212,784 - Reviews: 1015 - Favs: 2,641 - Follows: 2,438 - Updated: 10/13/2016 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Naruto U.
Broken by Sirrocco reviews
Trauma fragments the ability to make meaning-fracturing memory, time and narrative. Yet it also clears space for new possibilities to emerge. When traumatic events shatter the lives of young Rachel Shepard and young Liara T'Soni, they struggle to pick up the pieces in time to achieve victory amidst all that is broken.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 278,255 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 8/27/2016 - Published: 10/7/2012 - J. Garson, Liara T'Soni, Benezia, Aethyta
Life in Konoha's ANBU by Shezza reviews
ANBU!Naruto. Drafted into ANBU at a young age, Naruto is guided to the path of a Captain. Leader of Team Sigma, the Hokage's Personal Guard, Naruto will lead his team and defend his Village to the best of his ability. Threats besiege the Land of Fire from all sides, and only Naruto stands before them...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 53 - Words: 370,954 - Reviews: 5152 - Favs: 8,745 - Follows: 8,158 - Updated: 8/6/2016 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
I can teach you if you want by RHSAD reviews
A few simple sentences can change a person's life; for better or for worse. Kakashi utters one of these simple sentences to a five year old Naruto in a chance meeting. How will this affect both their lives and the shinobi world as a whole? Brotherly!Kakashi, Believably Strong / Smart Naruto. Adopted by Kyoto141092
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 87,363 - Reviews: 1028 - Favs: 3,216 - Follows: 3,600 - Updated: 6/22/2016 - Published: 2/2/2014 - [Naruto U., Kurotsuchi] Kakashi H.
Out of the Unknown by axellon2008 reviews
Naruto discovers a crashed starship outside his village and his life is forever changed. Under the unorthodox tutelage of a Sith Lord's spirit, he will learn the technology and history of a larger galaxy that he, and no one else from his planet, ever knew existed.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 35 - Words: 636,110 - Reviews: 3011 - Favs: 4,249 - Follows: 3,846 - Updated: 5/21/2016 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Naruto U.
Return of Naruto Hatake by Agent-G reviews
Well here it is, the sequel to my Naruto Hatake story be sure to read that first or you'll just be lost. The continuing adventures of Naruto, adopted son of Kakashi. Various pairings inside mainly Naruto/Hinata, Anko/Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 155,990 - Reviews: 1016 - Favs: 2,227 - Follows: 2,071 - Updated: 4/15/2016 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Good Left Undone by Darth Malleus reviews
The war ends in the worst way imaginable. Naruto, hell bent on revenge, finds it just out of his grasp, but through that loss he finds himself in a place much bigger than home, forming new friends, loved ones and enemies, but his past is not forgotten, especially with the chief cause staring back at him. Nothing is as it seems.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 340,214 - Reviews: 3612 - Favs: 5,705 - Follows: 5,319 - Updated: 2/11/2016 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Aayla S., Naruto U.
A Teacher's Glory by Larry Huss reviews
"Zest to over-achieve" marks Team 7's entry into the Ninja world. Kakashi teaches lessons better than he imagines. *COMPLETE*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 162,921 - Reviews: 1356 - Favs: 4,227 - Follows: 2,791 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Sealed in a Coffin by Sodium Bicarb reviews
When the third member of Team 7 dies, the Council must beg Uzumaki Naruto to join it so that Team 7 can enter the Chuunin Exams. NO PAIRINGS. GEN. Chapter 5 and 6 have been fixed and are in their rightful place. :)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 88,745 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 3,841 - Follows: 4,071 - Updated: 1/3/2016 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Stop The Future by DarkMasterStarr reviews
Powerful Naruto, AU, Time Travel Fic. In order to write the future, one must rewrite their past. Naruto travels back in time to fix the mistakes he has made. Along the way, however, he finds things aren't as easy as he thinks and everything cannot be fixed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 262,835 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 2,230 - Follows: 2,307 - Updated: 12/10/2015 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Naruto U.
Flock of Vandals by Progman reviews
Nine months before the geth attacked Eden Prime, Shepard was dishonorably discharged for assaulting a superior officer. Soon after, she established a working partnership with Zaeed Massani, and the duo proved to be the most effective mercenaries in the Terminus. But when a chance encounter with a certain asari spectre turns violent, everything goes straight to hell. AU.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 68,980 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 10/25/2015 - Published: 12/12/2013 - J. Garson, Zaeed M., Aria T'Loak, T. Vasir - Complete
Naruto: Potential Realised by Iron Monkey Fist reviews
The old man survived the invasion and acknowledged Naruto's services to Konoha. How would the shinobi world cope with a Naruto who realises his full potential and becomes the splendid shinobi only few believed he could be?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 309,648 - Reviews: 3868 - Favs: 9,708 - Follows: 9,597 - Updated: 9/17/2015 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Naruto U.
Grin and Bear It by Jetshinsei reviews
There are battles to be fought even in times of peace. How do you fight them when they're with yourself? Naruto x Ino
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,004 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 1,340 - Follows: 999 - Updated: 8/30/2015 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Love Which Never Had A Chance To Blossom by Galactic Alien reviews
Councilor Tevos was always attracted to people with dark personalities and bright fire within them... and now, her latest crush is Commander Jane Shepard, the first human Spectre. Unfortunately, Fate is cruel, and the Reapers will not give a slightest chance for full blown romance to blossom. One-sided Tevos/F!Shepard, one-sided Liara/F!Shepard, past Aria/Tevos. No happy end here.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,639 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/6/2015 - Published: 7/8/2014 - J. Garson, Liara T'Soni, Aria T'Loak, Councilor Tevos
All Or Nothing by Darridus reviews
Mr. House claims that in ten years, he'll have colonists set up on the moon. But what about twenty years later? Thirty? The sky is the limit when Mr. House and his top lieutenant discover alien ruins on Mars, and make a discovery that will change the galaxy forever.
Crossover - Fallout & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 158,660 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 1,008 - Follows: 1,149 - Updated: 6/6/2015 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Courier
White Rain by Zapenstap reviews
A woman arrives in Konoha with children she claims are Itachi's. Sasuke struggles with suspicion. Sakura struggles with Sasuke. As Hokage, Naruto must decide the future of the village. OCs! Developed. Over 1000 reviews! WHOOOO!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 340,722 - Reviews: 1759 - Favs: 1,572 - Follows: 1,320 - Updated: 4/26/2015 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 15246 - Favs: 23,455 - Follows: 20,630 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Council's Folly by Aggammenonn reviews
In the aftermath of the Konoha Crash, Suna's offer of political marriage between Naruto and Temari is accepted by the Konoha Council. Initially forced together, Naruto and Temari quickly grow closer but destiny has many challenges for the couple. Eventual unconventional Temari/Naruto/Ino. First fanfic so early chapters are quite rough. Reviews always appreciated. o7
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 206,102 - Reviews: 1416 - Favs: 3,767 - Follows: 3,759 - Updated: 3/18/2015 - Published: 12/13/2012 - [Naruto U., Temari, Ino Y.]
Failings and Misunderstandings by Team Dragon Star reviews
Team 7's failure to pass the first stage of the Chunin exams leads to the fabled Sharingan slipping through Orochimaru's fingers, prompting the Snake Sannin to mark Hinata Hyuuga with the cursed seal. While Team 7 attempt to make up for not advancing to the next stage, Hinata has to deal with the consequences of bearing Orochimaru's mark.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 210,509 - Reviews: 1089 - Favs: 2,529 - Follows: 2,151 - Updated: 2/28/2015 - Published: 4/27/2013 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
A Very Naruto Christmas by daniel-gudman reviews
Honestly this is probably even more ridiculous than what you're imagining.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 50,216 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Naruto U., Jiraiya, Tenten, Orochimaru
A Testament of Things that Never Will by Unbiased Abyss reviews
How will the world change when a battle hardened Naruto from the future comes to the past? With a change of name and appearance this old Naruto will help the Naruto of this new Konoha become the shinobi he was destined to be all the while trying to fit into this new world where those he knew as dead are alive and well. Time travel fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 109,378 - Reviews: 1427 - Favs: 4,835 - Follows: 5,006 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Naruto U.
Sense and Flexibility by Roarkshop reviews
The story of Garrus and Femshep as told by me. Lots of off-canon. Sequels incoming. TW: It's been brought to my attention that some of Garrus' more animalistic behavior in some scenes have caused panic attacks for victims of abuse. I am so sorry for anyone who had a similar reaction. SO sorry. I would like to make any new readers aware of this beforehand. Thank you.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 220,428 - Reviews: 1573 - Favs: 2,534 - Follows: 1,416 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 10/6/2011 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Fear Not by owelpost reviews
Shepard takes a step forward, even though she knows it's wrong.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2014 - [J. Garson, Samantha T.] Liara T'Soni - Complete
Intercept by Plantress reviews
Post ME3. Hannah Shepard runs into Garrus Vakarian while visiting her daughter in the hospital. Dealing with her daughter's alien boyfriend is the last thing she expected to be doing that day.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 80,677 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 10/6/2014 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Garrus V., J. Garson
The Shepherdess and the Questing Beast by PMC65 reviews
The second installment of E.W. Shepard and Liara T'Soni's Story that includes the two finally meeting, Shepard becoming a SpecTRe, the hunt for Saren Arterius and the destruction of the Normandy. This is a blend of ME1 and AU ... Please be advised, as with A Thessian's Whisper, there are dark elements in this story as well as humor. Rated M for mature themes.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 117 - Words: 505,512 - Reviews: 1626 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 1/5/2012 - J. Garson, Liara T'Soni
Mass Effect: Pieces by Chemiclord reviews
100 years after Shepard destroyed the Mass Relays, one colony world spared the worst of the conflict finally attempts to reach out and reconnect with the galaxy at large. But nothing is ever all that simple...
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 67 - Words: 219,341 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 3/13/2012
A Heart of Darkness by sepoveda reviews
Commander Shepard romanced Ashley for five years, but anticipating his death at the end of the reaper war he can't deny his feelings for Liara anymore. The night before the Cerberus Assualt he visits the Shadow Broker to reveal all his secrets.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 54,080 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/27/2014 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Shepard, Liara T'Soni
Indomitable by ShaperV reviews
Naruto isn’t a moron. Jiraiya isn’t a clueless loser. The Kyuubi doesn’t intend to die. Three simple facts that will change the course of history. Eventual Naruto/Multi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,589 - Reviews: 1464 - Favs: 5,477 - Follows: 5,950 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Naruto U.
Invisible Fox by TheBeardedOne reviews
An accident bestows a completely new Kekkai Genkai on an orphaned boy, a bloodlimit that nobody could have foreseen...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 113,757 - Reviews: 2209 - Favs: 6,371 - Follows: 4,688 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Introverted by Shadenight123 reviews
Being ignored and gazed at with hatred can lead someone to become a boisterous and loud orange-wearing shinobi, but it can also drive him to become a silent and invisible introvert. Of the two, Naruto takes the logical choice for a future in the Ninja World. Team Sai-Naruto-Sakura. No pairings. Future of bloodshed and grittiness assured.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 65 - Words: 442,070 - Reviews: 2204 - Favs: 2,680 - Follows: 1,968 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Sai - Complete
Glacial Fire by owelpost reviews
Shepard is icily unsympathetic. Liara has reached the point of combustion. An unassuming communications specialist finds herself caught in the cross-fire. As a result of a twisted dance, they reduce one another to fragments. This story is a darker examination of the characters taking place during the events of ME3.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 90,274 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 6/24/2012 - J. Garson, Liara T'Soni, Samantha T. - Complete
Swinging Pendulum by cyan96 reviews
The fabric of time and space is more delicate than one would imagine, especially when seals are practically made to tear a hole in their workings. The traveller in question isn't exactly whooping for joy to be in the past. And five-year old Jiraiya certainly hadn't expected to stumble upon the enigma known as Uzumaki Naruto. Timetravel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,777 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 1,147 - Follows: 1,371 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 11/13/2013 - Naruto U., Orochimaru, Jiraiya, Tsunade S.
To Shape and Change by This is not a FanFiction reviews
After helplessly watching the murder of his son by the hands of the civilians he had sworn to protect, Minato Namikaze is broken. When the god of Death offers the chance to walk among the living once more, he accepts. Only catch is, he has to live in the body of his son, Naruto Uzumaki. How will the world change with the Yellow Flash taking his sons place? ((No pairings.))
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,065 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 2,039 - Follows: 2,284 - Updated: 4/21/2014 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Minato N., Itachi U., Lee R., Kakashi H.
Swapping The Cage by Rathanel reviews
Konoha wakes up one morning to find that the Naruto they knew is gone. But the replacement claims he's Naruto too, and they can't be that different... right?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 157,409 - Reviews: 1178 - Favs: 2,495 - Follows: 2,395 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Kyuubi/Kurama
Failed Reset by lifesbutawalkingshadow reviews
Naruto gets flung back in time. Unfortunately, he brings a slew of other people with him, including most of Akatsuki, and almost destroys the world in the process. Plus, the Kyuubi is missing. And Kakashi has gone nuts. Where's Itachi when you need... he's having a mental breakdown. Great.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 261,136 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Naruto U., Obito U.
True Legacy: Rewind by Dragon6 reviews
A re-write of my original story. After the events of the Wave, Naruto realizes that he must improve as a shinobi. With Kakashi's help, he sets out to accomplish just that. With a scroll from the founder of Ninjutsu, a fox who mildly respects him and surprising encouragement from Ino, Naruto might just becaome the strongest shinobi of the Leaf, worthy of the Fourth's legacy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 77,567 - Reviews: 1228 - Favs: 3,826 - Follows: 2,886 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
The Leaf's Naruto by Morta's Priest reviews
There's something to be said for keeping the past as it was - makes it predictable, malleable. Naruto never bought those arguments. He's always been the one to power through adversity rather than wait it out, so why would now be any different? He'll do what has to be done, even if he steps on a few butterflies along the way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 188,736 - Reviews: 3225 - Favs: 8,267 - Follows: 8,868 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Naruto U.
Limbo by pirate kit reviews
The universe is saved, the Reapers are leaving, and the galaxy is an emptier place for it. However the afterlife is not quite what Shepard expected. For one... it's full of Reapers. They are about to learn a lesson on organic emotion the VERY hard way.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 84,987 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 1/6/2014 - Published: 3/25/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V., Harbinger
Entwined by Love, Enslaved by Fate by Codaram reviews
A moment. A glance. A smile. Miraculous that the strongest of bonds can form from so simple a gesture. Destiny is not sentimental, however, and it is often the strongest of bonds that must withstand the strongest storms. Two shinobi will form such a bond, and endure the most ferocious storm the world has ever seen. NaruHina, Epic-length story. Currently in Book Three.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 622,946 - Reviews: 2182 - Favs: 1,451 - Follows: 1,346 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Music of the Spheres by Minstrel in the Gallery reviews
Mordin receives a pleasant surprise late one evening when he hears human classical music filtering into the lab from the Normandy's top floor. Not only does it lead him to an astonishing conclusion about Collector forces, but it also offers him a glimpse into the reclusive Commander's singular ethos. Shepard/OC back-story. Rated T for thematic elements and language.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,047 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/14/2013 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Mordin S., J. Garson
Protecting From the Shadows by winteriscoming7777 reviews
Naruto shows up to the Chunin Finals late, and is therefore disqualified. However, he finds out Sasuke is made an exception and is still in the tournament. Sick of the unfair treatment and blatant favoritism Naruto leaves the hellhole known as Konoha. See what happens as makes his own path. Going to be a NaruXIno with possible lemons down the road.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,725 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 782 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Shadows of Konoha by Amora Journeys reviews
Naruto Uzumaki is one of the strongest ninja in the world today. But everyone has their limits. Can he survive ANBU or will it defeat him first?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 44 - Words: 513,454 - Reviews: 1000 - Favs: 1,597 - Follows: 1,077 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Motivation by Durandall reviews
Kakashi made a mistake. Shikamaru is smart. Shino is skilled. Naruto is strong. Maybe something amazing could happen, with the right ... motivation.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 136,375 - Reviews: 1052 - Favs: 4,104 - Follows: 3,964 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 2/18/2011
The Sealed Kunai by Kenchi618 reviews
What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 670,128 - Reviews: 11508 - Favs: 16,610 - Follows: 11,141 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Mass Effect: Doing the rounds by Janizary reviews
Everyone who knows Mass Effect knows about 'The Rounds'. Shepard's tireless efforts to bolster crew morale, share things that others probably feel a bit uncomfortable with, and generally pester people who might have better things to do. Some of the off-screen things our dear Commander has stumbled into in his quest for companionship. 8/15 Update: Chapter 8 - "What the parrot saw"
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,189 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 7/11/2012 - J. Garson, Shepard
The Empty Cage by Rathanel reviews
AU. Desperate and rushed, Minato Namikaze is forced to rely on the Death God's seal, a seal he doesn't fully understand, and his son pays the price with his life. So who is the blond-haired kid running around Konoha? M for language and violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 58 - Words: 373,732 - Reviews: 1957 - Favs: 3,122 - Follows: 2,745 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Kyuubi/Kurama
Haven by Awska reviews
Fate has brought a war-weary commando to a new home on the flagship of the Citadel fleet. Its captain is reeling under her responsibilities and being held back from the war raging all around the galaxy. Can the two find solace in each other? Matriarch Lidanya/Velana T'Ria. M for smut.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,504 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 3/20/2013
Alive And Victorious by Kitsune1978 reviews
GaaraxMatsuri story, from their first day as a teacher and student till the ending of the Fourth Shinobi World War. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 100,504 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 9/5/2012 - [Gaara, Matsuri] - Complete
The Scorned Son by Calanor reviews
They say hell hath no wrath like a woman scorned, but the wrath of a scorned son comes pretty close. The day his brother massacred the Uchiha clan, Sasuke shrugged. None of those people cared about him anyway. Years later he tries to leave his clan's shadow as a loyal shinobi of Konoha. ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,287 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 848 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Sasuke U.
Mass Effect 3: The Miracle at Palaven by Sudentor reviews
In the Galactic Codex, 278 words are dedicated to the Miracle at Palaven. They could never hope to encompass the despair, the ingenuity, the desperation, the spirit, and the valor of this unprecedented operation. Join historian Arena Nyscirius as she documents the failures and triumphs of what is now considered a major turning point of the Reaper War. Do you believe in miracles?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,783 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Kal'Reegar - Complete
Naruto: Shadows of the Mind by Vaanarash reviews
Sarutobi had always had the best of intentions when he made his decisions concerning Naruto. But you know what they say about the road to Hell and intentions. Now, with unseen enemies and shadowy secrets all around him, Naruto must choose his path and live his life his way. No matter the cost. Gray Naruto, Sort of Naru/FemHaku, Naru/? no harem, no yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 262,871 - Reviews: 1381 - Favs: 2,482 - Follows: 2,474 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Naruto U.
To Hell And Back by ParadoxPhilosopher reviews
Sasuke has died and Sakura is distraught but that will not stop Naruto from keeping his promise to her. Angst post war.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 72,310 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Athame's Mercy by Bebus reviews
A Goddess cannot allow herself to be ruled by emotion. Responsible for the development and protection of an entire species, how does a very mortal Athame face a single worshipper's plea for divine assistance?
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Javik, Benezia - Complete
In the Wake of Waves by Prosthetic Forehead reviews
Team Seven is Naruto's destiny, right? Wrong. A great tragedy occurs during their first mission in the Land of Waves, breaking the team apart forever. What's in store for an on-the-run Uzumaki Naruto?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 125,262 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Naruto U., Haku, Hanzo, Fū
First Try: Shippuden by Lucillia reviews
It has been three years since Team 7 broke apart and each member went their own way. Now, the Akatsuki are on the move, as is Orochimaru, and things become more complicated as problems at home arise and threaten to distract everyone from their duties at a most critical time. Sequel to First Try: Team 7
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,679 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 1,566 - Follows: 1,929 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
For the Sake of One by notgonnasay09 reviews
AU. Inspired by "Betrayal," a fic by thymisticals. One incident against Naruto will change his path. What all can change with one betrayal? How will our hero change? Is it true that what doesn't kill you makes you stronger?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,595 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Mass Effect: Interregnum by The Naked Pen reviews
The Battle of the Citadel has been won. Saren Arterius is dead. Commander Shepard is dead. Garrus Vakarian isn't. Alone on Omega among slavers, murderers, mercenaries, insane warlords and the worst of the galaxy's criminals, he does the only thing he can: declares war. The Archangel legend is born, but angels can fall. Nothing's ever easy...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Crime - Chapters: 55 - Words: 303,425 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Complete
Unfocused by Progman reviews
A suicide mission has a way of making one introspective of their entire existence. As the trip beyond the Omega-4 relay draws near, Shepard is forced to come to terms with her feelings for Garrus, along with everything else.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,001 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/14/2013 - J. Garson, Garrus V., Samara, Dr. Chakwas - Complete
Dark Energy 4: Aftermath by Melaradark reviews
Covering my version of events for roughly two centuries following the War. The Reapers have been defeated, and a wounded galaxy rebuilds.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 112,831 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Liara T'Soni, Shepard - Complete
Death of Heroism by Setrus reviews
The Reapers have arrived and Michael will do anything to end them, but how far can one man go before losing himself? Hate and love, despair and hope, a clash of extremes on the battlefield and within his very soul will now begin. The third heroism tale.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 70 - Words: 338,450 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Shepard, Tali'Zorah - Complete
Doomed to Repeat by Fiachra Ochiern reviews
One year after Jiraiya's death, Naruto is no longer the ninja he once was. Faced with the chance to change everything that went wrong, can Naruto rise above the strength of his enemies, the suspicions of his friends, and most of all his own weaknesses?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 155,488 - Reviews: 1861 - Favs: 4,316 - Follows: 4,760 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Naruto U.
Humanity's Side by jtav reviews
"I taught you to obey a man who followed the very opposite of the ideals I taught you. I didn't serve humanity. I betrayed it." Oleg Petrovsky confronts his former student. Spoilers for Omega.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,318 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/2/2012 - O. Petrovsky, Miranda L. - Complete
Through the Looking Glass by Thanatos34 reviews
Shepard discovers something on Alchera she would rather have never known.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,130 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 3/27/2012 - J. Garson
A Happy Ending by Ahlidarma reviews
Does telling a sad story in reverse let it have a happy ending? A look at the evolution of the relationship between Anderson and Shepard, told from the End to the Beginning. (Rating for character death, coarse language; all rights belong to Bioware)
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,087 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 11/6/2012 - J. Garson, D. Anderson - Complete
The Beginning - Prologue by N7berserker reviews
An introduction to an alternate universe where a group of Protheans successfully managed to survive the Reaper War in their cycle by going into stasis, eventually managing to re-establish their Empire and wage war on the rest of the known galaxy. The Year is 2185 C.E.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Complete
Nights, Days, Shadows by servantofclio reviews
A surprise attraction between two Normandy crewmembers develops into something more. Liara/Garrus; references to FemShep/Kaidan.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 71,590 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Liara T'Soni, Garrus V.
Silence by TinyElephant reviews
ME3 SPOILERS. Post-Destroy. There's no room for war heroes in peace time. A shattered, exhausted Shepard expected to die. Vega and Cortez, the only ones left of her old crew, won't let her.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,617 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 4/16/2012 - J. Garson, Kaidan A. - Complete
A memory shared, a connection forged by Bebus reviews
Liara shares a dream with the Spectre keeping her hostage. Will Faith Shepard trust the daughter of the enemy? Mass Effect, as Liara would see it. Rated M for language, adult themes and violence.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,733 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Liara T'Soni, J. Garson - Complete
Maybe Sunshine, Mostly Rain by strangesmallbard reviews
"The memorial wall had two new additions now. Two additions who should be sitting with them, maybe playing poker with the abandoned cards on the table. They both had excellent poker faces, if one more than the other." The crew of the Normandy tries to make sense of final events of the war. Post Destroy ending. Ensemble fic. Femshep/Liara, Joker/EDI
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,446 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 6/27/2012 - J. Garson, Liara T'Soni
Meanwhile by pirate kit reviews
Small things that happen during the 'Limbo' storyline, 'Meanwhile' is what takes place back on Earth when Grunt finds a small survivor among the rubble after the Reapers. If Shepard managed to raise a bouncing krogan boy... how hard can it be to raise a squishy little human kid?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,772 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 5/7/2012 - U. Grunt - Complete
Dark Energy 2: Trail of Shadows by Melaradark reviews
The second installment of the Dark Energy trilogy. Follow the continuing tale of renegade Del Shepard through the events of the second game as she comes to grips with dying, living, and saving the galaxy, all over again.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 398,417 - Reviews: 881 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Liara T'Soni, Shepard - Complete
Naruto Arashiodori by Lucifer-Allheart reviews
Orochimaru didn't stop the fight at the Chuunin exams, wanting to see the potential of the young shinobi present. But he had no idea just what kind of effects his decision would have.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 294,318 - Reviews: 3481 - Favs: 4,350 - Follows: 3,920 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
The Unknown by Lady Hircine reviews
A small but significant conversation between John and Cortana. How did she know he was a man who kept his promises?
Halo - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana - Complete
Dark Energy by Melaradark reviews
Following a unique Renegade Shepard's story through all three epard is a real person, with real traumas...this is a side of her you have never seen. Will feature a Liara/FemShep romance.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 178,559 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Liara T'Soni, Shepard - Complete
Confessions by N.Q. Wilder reviews
Can a person be defined by one single belief? What follows is a four part story arc that delves into the ruthless and cold Commander Shepard. Character tags change per chapter: will have Miranda, Garrus, Kasumi, and Liara. Tali and Thane mentioned.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,759 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 2/11/2011 - J. Garson, Liara T'Soni - Complete
Just another Saturday night by lemondragonfly reviews
Tali, Garrus, Mordin and Grunt are drinking in the Normandy Bar. Garrus is having relationship issues. Rated T for mild language. Crack-fic of sorts. This is not intended to be taken seriously. One-shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2010
Out of the Darkness: A Jinchuuriki's Tale by S'TarKan reviews
People have asked for a sequel with Riley from There's Always A Way... So I got to wondering what someone with his sarcastic personality would be like in Naruto. Warning: This is darker and grittier.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 48,966 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 1,103 - Follows: 1,112 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
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OSaBC : The Bird of Hermes reviews
A prequel of sorts in preparation of a roleplaying segment set in the Premiseverse, combined with expanding on understanding some of the pre-Prothean races and their impact on the current cycle. Warning, this is going to be hard and ugly sci-fi horror mixed with political maneuvering and science babble. Language, imagery and concepts are probably best not left to teens or children
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 108,793 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 5/12/2020 - Alec R.
STG Investigative Report : Richard Williams reviews
An in-universe summary of the Baddest MF ever, Richard Williams/Manswell as written by Jacob. An OC, so it should not be taken as a canon resource. Nothing really bad, not even language, although some concepts may be disturbing.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,188 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 12/25/2020 - Illusive Man, OC - Complete
OSaBC II : That Which Cannot Die reviews
My AU retelling of the events in ME2, with a completely new take on Cerberus, the Shadow Broker, and the Collectors. Examines the themes of what exactly constitutes death and life, the line between revenge and self-hatred, and how small amounts of light can shine in every darkness. Not a happy ending. Includes my takes on Overlord and LotSB. Rated M for language and violence.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 56 - Words: 810,920 - Reviews: 1588 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 898 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 4/11/2015 - [Shepard, Liara T'Soni] Garrus V., Tali'Zorah
STG Investigative Report : Yonis Chu reviews
An in-universe summary of the AIS Director, Yonis Chu, as written by EnigmaticOne. An OC, so it should not be taken as a canon resource. Nothing really bad, not even language.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,097 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/26/2020 - OC - Complete
OSABC: The Message reviews
The Message sent out by Sarah Williams that resulted in Uressa T'Shora coming to stop the turians from bombarding and conquering the Earth in the PV. Definitively not canon.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/18/2020
STG Investigative Report : Rachel Florez reviews
An STG report about General Rachel Florez. Set before the start of OSABC. Covers history, tactics, and abilities. Part of my Mass Effect AU. One minor curse word, but nothing particularly bad.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,218 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/15/2020 - Shepard, OC - Complete
Broker Report on the Citadel : Internal Structure and Organization reviews
A proposal by Seven Seven. This is an in-universe document story covering the galactic history, the Citadel, C-Sec, Citadel political groups, the ministries and subcommittees, Spectres, and the Citadel Fleet. Written by the mighty Xabiar, with inputs from several members of the Editing Gang and maybe a story excerpt here and there. Most likely teen, no foul language expected.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 195,232 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/26/2020 - Published: 9/10/2019 - Kal'Reegar, Shepard, Jondum Bau, T. Vasir - Complete
2020 Premiseverse Writing Contest : One-Shot Fics reviews
As we continue to expand and refine the Premiseverse, I realized that there are a lot of voices and perspectives besides my own that have shaped, changed, and altered it. This is an exploration of those voices, in a series of one-shot stories being done as part of a contest on my Discord Site.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 83,047 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/30/2020 - Published: 6/10/2020
The Consequences of Unyielding Will reviews
The Third Hokage dies stopping Orochimaru before he can defect, leaving Danzo a much freer hand to do as he pleases, and in the aftermath of the Kyuubi Attack, nothing stopping him from his long-held goals of being Hokage and strengthening the Leaf Village. Yet Danzo finds himself having to alter his plans again and again, and ultimately having to stand in the light he so despises.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,804 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 7/6/2020 - Published: 9/17/2015 - Danzō S., Team Seven, Temari, Nonō Y.
OSaBC Addenda : The Memories We Forget to Remember reviews
Small snippets and one shots of some interesting moments, concepts and flashbacks in the long storyline of my AU OSaBC Series. Some hard language. Warning: possible glurge and angst, happy tears and fluff, and weaponized cuteness in the form of Wrex's son.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,796 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/2/2020 - Published: 10/9/2015 - J. Garson, D. Anderson, Jack, Kai Leng
The Systems Alliance Order of Battle : Officer Edition reviews
A SECOND complete rewrite of the original! That's right, I'm so incompetent I had to redo it again. Expanded notes on every aspect of the Systems Alliance, from ships, weapons, and armor to government, complete orders of battle, and more terms. Now updated (March 2020) with both ME1 and ME2 specific order of battle, new material, and typo corrections.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,220 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/20/2020 - Published: 12/5/2013 - J. Garson - Complete
STG Investigative Report : P, He who is Not reviews
An extremely and bizarre in-depth STG Analysis of P., the mad ur-turian. Covers background, history, tactics, atrocities, flavors of candy, and abilities. Part of my Mass Effect AU. All the mature concepts. Not fit for children, teens, adults, or people who dislike anyone who makes the Joker look sane.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,080 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/10/2020 - Published: 2/22/2020 - OC
The STG Field Manual reviews
The STG Field Manual details out all aspects of the STG, from its organization and structure, to weapons, mission types, report structures and more. A free-to-use resource inspired in part by Xabiar's "XCOM Files" organizational reports (which may have been inspired by the Cerberus Files, lol) and mostly a challenge to myself to see if I can organize gud or not. Some cursing.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,621 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/21/2020 - Published: 10/6/2018 - Complete
STG Investigative Report : Vigil reviews
An in-depth STG report about our favorite troll, Vigil. Set in the early parts of ATTWN. Covers history, tactics, and awesomeness. Part of my Mass Effect AU, not canon compliant. Nothing particular ugly in here.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,162 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/28/2020 - Published: 5/1/2018 - OC - Complete
A Season of Sorrows Unending -- the Cerberus Files : Secondary Races reviews
A collection of Cerberus documents providing insight into alien history, biology, cultures and military forces of the volus, elcor and yahg. Tied into my alternative universe fics (Of Sheep and Battlechicken) and quite dark. Sort of my take on Renegade Reinterpretations, except more like 'bloodthirsty lunatic reinterpretations with an axe.' M for profanity.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 127,734 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/22/2019 - Published: 3/13/2018 - Illusive Man, Shadow Broker, OC
STG Investigative Report : Matriarch Thessial of Steelshape reviews
An in-depth STG Analysis of Matriarch Thessial, eternal party-girl and mad scientist. Covers history, tactics, and abilities. Part of my Mass Effect AU. Some mature concepts.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,241 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/8/2019 - Complete
Ahern's Guide to Things You Shouldn't be Fighting reviews
A requested guide to some of the more esoteric (and nasty) elements of the Premiseverse, from the viewpoint of the ever calm and polite Admiral Ahern. Set just prior to Ahern taking over 5th Fleet. Will be expanded based on feedback.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,922 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 9/2/2019 - Published: 10/31/2016
An Engineer's Guide to the Technology of the Mass Effect Universe reviews
A mixed story/documentation piece describing much of the technology of the ME universe, including that which is only found in the Premiseverse. Some light language and a few morally questionable research descriptions. As with all my documentation type stories, this one is free to use by anyone who needs is.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 50,156 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/15/2019 - Published: 1/30/2016 - Admiral Hackett, OC, Khalisah
OSaBC Addenda : Sorrows Untold reviews
A series of drabbles covering the questions that really shouldn't be answered. Angst. Cursing. Lots and lots of very bad ethical situations, broken emotional states, and all the things that show why the Premiseverse is fractally evil. Rated M for the situations, language, and things kids don't need to be reading.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,767 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/19/2019 - Published: 5/24/2018 - Tali'Zorah, Joker, U. Grunt, EDI
The Cerberus Files Addenda : The Systems Alliance reviews
Cerberus's take on the SA. Follows the style of the the Cerberus Files for alien races, but this time going into the dark and ugly history of the Systems Alliance, changes in human culture, and details about the government, politics, and more, written by Minsta. Sort of my take on Renegade Reinterpretations, except more like 'bloodthirsty lunatic reinterpretations with an axe.'
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 90,351 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 3/16/2019 - Published: 11/9/2012 - [Illusive Man, OC] Kai Leng, O. Petrovsky
STG Investigative Report : Preston Kyle reviews
An STG report about Major Preston Kyle, Lion of Mindoir. Set before the start of OSABC. Covers history, tactics, and abilities. Part of my Mass Effect AU. Kyle is canon but my interpretation of him is not. Nothing particularly bad, no language or anything.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,409 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/5/2019 - OC - Complete
OSaBC : Lions in Blue and Silver reviews
The story of the Legacy Team in the First Contact War: Ahern, Kyle, Florez, Chu, and Saracino. A pre-ME1 quickfic covering some of the OCs from the main story as they go up against the Turian Hierarchy and then struggle to adapt to the changing lives they are forced into by surviving. M for violence and Ahern's mouth.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,100 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/20/2018 - Published: 10/2/2014 - Benezia
STG Investigative Report : The Janus Pair reviews
An in-depth STG Analysis of Rasa, semi-OC character, and Brooks, remake of a canon character. Covers history, tactics, and abilities. Part of my Mass Effect AU. Some mature concepts.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,328 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/23/2018 - Published: 9/6/2018 - M. Brooks, OC
STG Investigative Report : Maxwell Manswell reviews
An in-universe summary of my AU version of Maxwell Manswell, an OC descended from Victor Masnwell. Please note this is HEAVILY AU (and should not be taken as a canon resource. Probably not suitable for kids. Written entirely by Jacob with assistance from Liethr.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,126 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/16/2018 - OC
STG Investigative Report : Batarian Emperor reviews
An in-universe summary of my AU version of the Batarian Emperor. Please note this is HEAVILY AU (no Emperor in canon) and should not be taken as a canon resource. Probably not suitable for kids, duh. Requested by Militarist.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,804 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/3/2018 - Complete
STG Investigative Report : The Shadow Broker reviews
An in-universe summary of my AU version of the Shadow Broker. Please note this is HEAVILY AU and should not be taken as a canon resource. Nothing particularly bad, but some ugly references to mass murder and other unpleasant acts, some language. Primarily written by Jacob.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,510 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/20/2018 - Shadow Broker, Tazzik, OC
STG Investigative Report : Tazzik reviews
An in-depth STG report about the Broker's executioner, Tazzik. Set prior to TWCD. Covers history, tactics, and frightening power. Part of my Mass Effect AU, not canon compliant. Nothing particular ugly in here but some language.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Crime/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,078 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/10/2018 - Tazzik
The Unfallen Strike : Walking in the Wake of Nightmare reviews
A series of documents examining an AU version of the Naruto world's history, starting with times long before chakra and ending up just after the end of the series, designed to flesh out and provide creepypasta to an otherwise silly world that makes very little sense. The Cerberus Files for the Narutoverse. Some disturbing concepts and imagery but nothing too bad.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,497 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/10/2018 - Published: 3/9/2016 - Naruto U., OC
A Season of Sorrows Unending -- the Cerberus Files : Separatist Races reviews
A collection of Cerberus documents providing insight into alien history, biology, cultures and military forces of the hanar, drell, and vorcha. Tied into my alternative universe fics (Of Sheep and Battlechicken) and quite dark. Sort of my take on Renegade Reinterpretations, except more like 'bloodthirsty lunatic reinterpretations with an axe.' M for profanity.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,493 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/3/2018 - Published: 2/9/2016 - Illusive Man, O. Petrovsky, M. Brooks
A Season of Sorrows Unending -- the Cerberus Files : Outcast Races reviews
A collection of Cerberus documents providing insight into alien history, biology, cultures and military forces of the batarians, quarians, and krogan. Tied into my alternative universe fics (Of Sheep and Battlechicken) and quite dark. Sort of my take on Renegade Reinterpretations, except more like 'bloodthirsty lunatic reinterpretations with an axe.' M for profanity.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 87,406 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/31/2018 - Published: 10/5/2015 - Illusive Man, Kai Leng, O. Petrovsky, OC
STG Investigative Report : Tetrimus Rakora reviews
An in-depth STG Analysis of the Dagger. Covers history, tactics, and abilities. Part of my Mass Effect AU.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,926 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/8/2018 - Published: 9/3/2016 - Shadow Broker, Tazzik, OC - Complete
The Encyclopedia Biotica reviews
A study of the biological origins, theory and powers of biotics, along with the various perspectives on biotics that the races of the Mass Effect universe have. Updated with new powers as time goes by. Free to use for all.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,235 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 12/17/2017 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Jack, Benezia, Thane K.
STG Investigative Report : Illusive Man reviews
An in-depth STG report about the Illusive Man, Jack Harper. Set just after the Butcher is revealed as Shepard at Ilium in TWCD. Covers history, tactics, and awesomeness. Part of my Mass Effect AU, not canon compliant. Nothing particular ugly in here. Co-authored by Aberron.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,456 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/18/2017 - Illusive Man
No Single Raindrop reviews
Liara T'Soni attempts to gather her mother's wisdom and thoughts on siari, Athame, asari culture, asari philosophy, and some biographical material to recreate and publicize Benezia's tenets of belief. An exploration of rarely discussed parts of asari culture. Rated M for some sexualized references and Aethyta's mouth. Irregular updates.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,546 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/16/2017 - Published: 11/7/2014 - [Benezia, Aethyta] Liara T'Soni
STG Investigative Report : Matriarch Trellani reviews
An in-universe summary of my AU version of Trellani. Please note this is HEAVILY AU and should not be taken as a canon resource. Nothing particularly bad, but some ugly references to mass murder.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,114 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/14/2017 - Published: 9/2/2017 - Illusive Man, OC - Complete
The Cerberus Files : Tactical Addenda, Opposing Forces reviews
A collection of Cerberus documents providing insight into alien black operations forces and the dark acts of their governments, and of some criminal groups. Sort of my take on Renegade Reinterpretations, except more like 'bloodthirsty lunatic reinterpretations with an axe.' M for profanity, images and ideas.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 64,050 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/18/2017 - Published: 10/6/2015 - Illusive Man, Daro'Xen, Ardat-Yakshi
STG Investigative Report : Doctor Ganar Okeer reviews
An in-universe summary of my AU version of Doctor Okeer. Please note this is HEAVILY AU and should not be taken as a canon resource. Nothing particular bad.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,375 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/7/2017 - Published: 10/26/2015 - U. Wrex, OC
STG Investigative Report : Jason Delacor reviews
An in-depth STG Analysis of the Iron Man, Jason Delacor. Covers history, tactics, and abilities. Part of my Mass Effect AU
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,115 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/7/2017 - OC
ANN Media Reports Archive reviews
As proposed by AlsoKnownAsMatt, this is a collection of full interviews conducted by Emily Wong with various in-story characters as events move along. Storyline and Emily doing some investigative reporting between interviews. Part of the Of Sheep and Battlechicken Premiseverse, so watch out for hard language and violence at times.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,345 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/8/2017 - Published: 3/12/2015 - Emily W.
Of Serendipity and Balance reviews
Warning: Crackfic. What if someone hit the Premiseverse with a happy button, and Ahern was the Spectre that Shepard should have been? Will only make much sense if you are familar with the rest of my series. M mostly for language, and violence. Does not feature angst, conspiracies, or sanity, and it's Saren, Balak and Ahern against an enemy you will die laughing to behold.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,677 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/2/2017 - Published: 3/28/2015 - [Thane K., Liara T'Soni] [Benezia, Saren A.]
The Cerberus Manifesto reviews
As envisioned by Aberron and LogicalPremise. This is a 'canon' write-up of the document, not specific to the Aberronverse or Premiseverse. The manifesto that spells out exactly why human supremacy in a galaxy of aliens is not racism or bigotry, but a survival imperative. There may be AU-specific follow-ups to the original text.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 52 - Published: 10/7/2016 - Illusive Man - Complete
STG Investigative Report : The Odd Couple reviews
An STG report about the Odd Couple, Kai Leng and Theodore Pellham. Timeframe is the beginning of ME2. Covers tactics, history, weapons, and things you didn't know.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,240 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/28/2016 - Published: 9/18/2015 - Kai Leng, OC - Complete
STG Investigative Report : Uressa T'Shora reviews
(Request by RED78910) An STG report on Matriarch Uressa T'Shora, covering her history, tactics, and more. Part of my Mass Effect EU.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,407 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/18/2016 - Complete
STG Investigative Report : Aethyta Vasir reviews
An in-depth STG Analysis of the Black Blade of the Vasir. Covers history, tactics, and abilities. Part of my Mass Effect AU. Some mature concepts.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,256 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/15/2016 - Liara T'Soni, Aethyta, T. Vasir
STG Investigative Report : Tradius Ahern reviews
An STG report about Admiral of the Red Tradius Ahern. Set about six months before the Butcher appears in TWCD. Covers history, tactics, and abilities. Part of my Mass Effect AU.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,949 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/2/2016 - J. Garson
STG Investigative Report : Tela Vasir reviews
An STG report about Tela Vasir, asari Spectre. Set just after the Butcher appears in TWCD. Covers history, tactics, and abilities. Part of my Mass Effect AU.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,947 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/23/2016 - Published: 6/22/2016 - Sha'ira, Aethyta, T. Vasir - Complete
Unexpected Results at the Journey's End reviews
Naruto looks on with a torn heart, as Sasuke propositions Sakura. Can he pretend to be fine with it, and what will he do when he hears Sakura's response? (Basically, trolling.)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/9/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
OSaBC : And Then There Were None reviews
A continuation of the Alternative Universe story in "Of Sheep and Battle Chicken," as Major-Commander Shepard deals with her promotion, a series of threats that could take down the government of the SA, and the ramifications of humanity joining the Council. Includes Pinnacle Station and Bring Down the Sky. M for language and violence. FShep/Liara. Coauthor Progman. Now complete.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 40 - Words: 430,003 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 4/11/2015 - Published: 9/23/2014 - [Liara T'Soni, Shepard] Garrus V., Tali'Zorah - Complete
A Season of Sorrows Unending -- the Cerberus Files : Citadel Races reviews
A collection of Cerberus documents providing insight into alien history, biology, cultures and military forces of the asari, turians, and salarians. Tied into my alternative universe fics (Of Sheep and Battlechicken) and quite dark. Sort of my take on Renegade Reinterpretations, except more like 'bloodthirsty lunatic reinterpretations with an axe.' M for profanity.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 34 - Words: 182,779 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 3/26/2015 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Illusive Man, OC - Complete
The STG Report : Benezia Incident reviews
An in-universe summary of AU ME1 as told in Of Sheep and Battlechicken. Contains a timeline, character profiles, the important players and groups, and justifications for why things happen as they do later on in the series. Please note this is HEAVILY AU and should not be taken as a canon resource. Some disturbing descriptive images and medical terms, but nothing too bad.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,727 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/22/2015 - Published: 3/6/2015 - Sovereign, Saren A., Benezia
When Silence Becomes Sin reviews
Minato isn't an idiot. He has enough sense to know why the Third wanted him to be Hokage. Thing is. . . he doesn't feel ready for the job, and a talk with Orochimaru sends both him and the snake sannin in an entirely new and chaotic direction. No clue as to pairings or eventual ends yet.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,752 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 11/26/2014 - Published: 9/18/2013 - Orochimaru, Jiraiya, Tsunade S., Minato N.
Forgivness Requires Regret reviews
Naruto , after the battle with Pain, is trying to come to grips with his emotions about the Village, his father, Hinata, Sakura, and fate. Unfortunately, he's not quite as happy with the outcomes as people expect him to be. No real pairings, although onesided Naru/Saku and onesided Shino/Hina. Some swearing, some mild gore.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,575 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 11/25/2014 - Published: 9/17/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Shino A., Sakura H.
Fear Unrelenting, Seen Darkly reviews
My answer to what the Reaper Cycles are really about. What if the Reapers weren't the pinnacle of evolution? What if they were the hiding spots of a post singularity culture that tampered with things best left alone? Now completed.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,589 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/5/2014 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Liara T'Soni, Shepard - Complete
Of Sheep and Battle Chicken reviews
My AU retelling of ME1 in a darker, sinister universe. Much darker and more realistic views of the SA and the Citadel Council, a more dangerous, involved Cerberus, and a more conflicted Saren and Benezia. Changes much of the ME1 dynamic to remove plot holes with more focus on politics, military strategy, and space combat. Pairing is FShep/Liara. Rewritten through Chapter 65 so far.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 123 - Words: 745,723 - Reviews: 1546 - Favs: 1,402 - Follows: 1,032 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 4/13/2012 - [Shepard, Liara T'Soni] Garrus V., Illusive Man - Complete
STG Investigative Report : Sara Shepard reviews
An STG report on Shepard, the Butcher of Torfan. Ties into my AU. Details about her cyberware, tactics, abilities, psychology, and more. Timeframe is during ME3.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,467 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 56 - Published: 12/21/2013 - [Shepard, Liara T'Soni] - Complete
STG Investigative Report: Thorian reviews
An STG report on the Thorian, identified as the Tho'ian race from ME2. Ties into my AU, but the technical details and medical stuff about how the Thorian works can be used in any story.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,678 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Complete
OSaBC : Memories Long Forgotten reviews
A prequel to "Of Sheep and Battle Chicken," Rael'Zorah has to complete his Pilgramage, but gets caught up in a whirlwind of political intrigue, interspecies romance, murder, and a shadow war between a Terminus Warlord and the Shadow Broker. Includes cameos by Saren and some other OCs seen in my main fic. DEAD.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,837 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Shadow Broker, Rael'Zorah
Mother's Tears reviews
Grunt has his turn , a retelling of the fight against the Reaperized Rachni, and of how death is never the end. M for language. One-shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 57 - Published: 4/21/2012 - U. Grunt, J. Garson - Complete
The best father a girl could wish for reviews
Liara's discussion with Matriarch Aethyta, in full. FShep/Liara, bits and pieces. M for some racy , dirty language.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,338 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 4/9/2012 - [Liara T'Soni, J. Garson] Aethyta - Complete