Paladin Dragoon
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Joined 05-20-03, id: 387706
Author has written 3 stories for Zoids.

...Actually, this is pretty much the same as it was before the HTML Crisis of Doom or Other. So...Welcome to my bio! You have entered, and you must pay the price! You must read every single insignificant item here, right down to the last word! I DARE YA!
...But then again, there's always the scroll bar. XD

Real name: Melissa, but EVERYBODY (I repeat--EVERYBODY) calls me Mel for short. Or else they die. Or just laugh and crack up while I get embarrassed.
Gender: female. No, really.
Origin: The other side of the world. XD
Where I am right now: the Philippines
Current Status: 3 stories (one got deleted, and I removed another one); on indefinite hiatus
Random Expressions I use and why...They're not necessarily original:
-Holy Ra/Oh my Ra/In the name of Ra/OMR - I used to use 'God' (or G, as in OMG) in place of 'Ra', but my mom wouldn't allow it, so I switched to these instead. _
-Topshot - I use this as a compliment to describe one-shot fics. Fusion of 'top' and 'one-shot'.
-Parting Shot/PS - Last-shot comment to a review, but I quit using these long ago. They usually involved having one of my muses (usually CF) shooting an arrow with a letter tied to it. XD
-Kudos - I use this to mean 'credit', for those who've just encountered the word. So if if I say 'Kudos to you!' or just 'Kudos!', it means 'Credit to you!' _
-KUTGW - an acronym. Keep Up The Good Work. _
-AAMOF-as a matter of fact

Fave...
animals: dragons, horses, foxes
food: chocolate, pineapple pizza, bubblegum in general
colors: purple, indigo, blue, aqua, white, silver, gold, black
Books I have: The Belgariad, Inheritance Trilogy, Keys to the Kingdom (I'm working on completing it...Right, Dad? .~ XD)
sports: Uh...Do billiard and bowling count?

Random stuff I like (arranged in no particular order)...I'm bored, so that might explain a few things...
1. pineapple pizza
2. writing stories, poems, etc.
3. watching National Geographic, and anime, and comedy/action/romance movies... XD
4. READING!
5. net surfing...duh
6. playing Red Alert. Haha. Burn. XD
7. watching anime (doesn't matter, as long as it appeals to me)
8. daydreaming (VERY good relaxation technique! No, really!)
9. drawing! Yeah! XD
10. goin' cinema
11. chocolate and candy
12. lightning storms
13. music (anything will do, so long as it appeals to my iamgination)

Random things I hate (in no particular order)...
1. chores!
2. HOMEWORK!
3. school...who wants to wake up at 6:30 in the morning when you can go on sleeping!
4. western type movies...they're almost always too predictable, and they always make me depressed...
5. power failures...grrrr...
6. fanatical, er...fans?
7. backstabbers...I HATE 'EM! But then again, who doesn't?
8. BOREDOM!
9. COCKROACHES and HUGE SPIDERS! I don't hate them...I DESPISE them!
10. uh...getting up early...?
11. very hot days
12. vegetables...Lol... XD

Description: Won't tell you my appearance, but I'll tell you what I'm like--
I like humorous stuff, as you can see above, but most of it has to be Rated-PG ... But sometimes I also read PG-13 fics, depending on the summary. Anyway, I tend to look around a lot. You'll notice that all my fics right now are currently Zoids, but don't be surprised if I review a fic in a different category. As I said, I like to look around. _ Books, games, anime...What I'm after are good fics. XD
I loooove getting reviews and communicatin' over the 'net, but in real life, I'm actually a loner...

I used to have the penname "dragonfight", but I changed it to Paladin Dragoon 'cause I was bored. Go figure...
Where did I get the name "dragonfight"? Dragonfight is actually the name of a huge winged, medieval-style ship belonging to my cyber-form...Uh, it was supposed to be "Dragonflight", but I messed up...

My cyber-form? She's a dragon-type creature with pale indigo scales. She's everything I actually ever wanted to be, and I've drawn her a few times, among other things...She has a human form! Yeah...It's down there...Somewhere... blinks at the junk in the bio ...Or, um, maybe not. XD

In fictionpress.net, I'm known as "platinum spark". Once again, that's another name that has to do with my cyber-form. She wears platinum armor when in battle, and the "spark" part is derived from the fact that it's always shiny...like washed dishes! -;;
Here's the link to my account. Pls. pardon me if it doesn't work... http://fictionpress.com/~platinumspark

You DO know what a cyber-form is, right? No? Then I'll tell you. Cyber-forms are mirrors of ourselves. What we want to look like, what we wish to be, who we are inside. I am a dragon, cyber-formally speaking. Your cyber-form can be some other person, yourself, or an entirely different creature. It all depends on you...

I have two muses. One of them is my cyber-form. She has the same nickname (Mel) as I do, so to avoid confusion, I call her cyber-form, or CF for short. The other one is called Loki. Here's what they're like:
CF is my cyber-form, y'know, the dragon who drives a flying ship? She's a lot like me in some aspects, but is much more evil and is twice as strong as I am. She is Loki's best friend, although you probably wouldn't know it...
...Oh, yeah, and she loves the Dark Magician. _ cackles evilly at CF's back and gets blasted off to Netherdrak

CF: Did we get her?
DM: She'll be back... _

Description: Dragon form: pale indigo scales, gold eyes Human form: 5'10" tall... (Hey, muses grow too! XD) with silver shoulder length hair and very deep blue eyes
Treats she likes:
3. orange slices...dipped in milk! (It's yummy, I SWEAR! XD)
2. bubblegum & candy...even the toughest muses have sweet teeth too, y'know!
1. IMPORTED CHOCOLATE!...you can NEVER get enough!

Loki is CF's partner muse. He's a guy. His real name is our secret. He's 90 human and 10 avian. He's quite nice, but can be VERY annoying without meaning to, and this is what makes him our target. He loves apple pie and is CF's best friend and punching bag

Description: messy black hair, hazel eyes, white wings with red and black feathertips
Fave foods (other than the one mentioned above):
3. apples...hence the food "apple pie"
2. cayenne/red hot pepper...please don't ask
1. vanilla ice cream w/ strawberries...what's weird is the fact that he'll only eat ice cream if it has strawberries in it...

I don't have any other muses yet. But as for now, I'm content with these two. a crash is heard, CF yells at Loki, and Loki runs off screaming Erhm...however, I may need to find a peacemaker soon...CF roars, Loki screams again or better yet, an animal control officer. fighting is heard in the background, with Loki screaming a lot Eep! Gotta go! Bye!


FIC PROGRESS:
The Delta Team - currently on hold; chapter-editing pending. To tell you the truth, I'm not really happy with
this one right now; I might remove it...
Someday soon... - I removed it...I suffered a mental block and forgot how it ended. Seriously. Otherwise it'd
still be here.
Dr. Toros' B-Day - complete, but I'm considering attaching a part 2...
Random Island Adventures-still in progress; on hold due to severe writer's block!
ALL ON INDEFINITE HIATUS.

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Prank War by LittleDragonNeko reviews
Valon and Alister are fighting again. Now they've sparked a prank war that will last for who knows how long. Chapter 20 up now! It's over, but there's a possibility of a sequel in the somewhat near future!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 18,381 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 6/23/2005 - Amelda, Varon - Complete
The Morrow Day Council by Prince Azrael reviews
Every thousand years, the Morrow Days hold a council to discuss house matters. See the chaos that follows in the Morrow Day Council.
Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,724 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 3/18/2007
Morrow Days Tale by Fan Fiction Enjoyer reviews
Basically rewriting Monday and Tuesday. The story will ENTIRELY be the same save some little details being changed and such. And the English won't be as bad as it was. 25/02/10
Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 52,498 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 4/9/2005
An Officer And A Pokemon Master by Mario The World Champion reviews
When the Greatest Pokemon Master EVER meets up with a young officer his age who can't do anything, will it be lots of trouble or bloom into an unexpected romance for the two? Chapter 12 up after 4 years in creative limbo!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 61,692 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 10/3/2003 - Ash K./Satoshi, Officer Jenny/Junsa
Whatever happens, don't let go! by nats-stars reviews
You know how much it hurts when you fall down the stairs at home? Well, what would happen if you fell off the Improbable Stair in the house? Chaos, that's what! Arthur's grumpy, Suzy's a bit dumb and Sneezer's obsessed with cleaning!
Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,679 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008
Cassiel's Big Blunder by Valentine's Riddle reviews
Ever wondered who Cassiel was, and why his bells disappeared so long ago, to be passed on to Lirael? Read to find out! A forgetful Abhorsen, a fiesty wife and a sardonic Mogget all make an appearance! R&R!
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Complete
Not the Will's Way by LeDiz reviews
It doesn't really make sense for a Rightful Heir to not want to be a Rightful Heir, and try to be anyway, Suzy thinks, and Noon's not being too helpful on explaining why it does. Plotless but not altogether pointless.
Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Complete
Humanization by korinara reviews
Tres & Esther. DISCONTINUED. Unfortunately, even the most wonderful of liaisons can fall to ruin. Beyond the disappearance of Father Nightroad and an important lapse in Tres's circuitry, Esther should probably see being away from Rome as a good thing.
Trinity Blood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,893 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Tres I., Esther B.
The architect by V rex reviews
KTTK and something cross overs. Reviews would be great.
Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,007 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/12/2007 - Published: 6/24/2006
Living Like An Egyptian by Amarin Rose reviews
Pairings: Various Het-Yaoi Summary: Soap opera drama meets slapstick comedy in ancient Egypt. It is the reign of the just-crowned Pharaoh Atemu, and these are the crazy days - and people - of his life at court.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,440 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/10/2007 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Atem, Set
Undeniable by Vestibulocochlear reviews
Esther suffers insomnia on the trip away from her only home, but finds comfort in her foolish guardians. Manga. TresEstherAbel.
Trinity Blood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Complete
A Day in the Life by Yoshimitsu's Disciple reviews
Join your favorite Soul Calibur characters on wacky adventures in which the reader will find out more about how each character's story is related to each other. Twilight Zone fans will like. And please leave reviews.
Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 28 - Words: 42,482 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/28/2007 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Complete
The Morrow Days vs The Casual Dining Industry by Eleene reviews
Kttk. A totally nonsensical oneshot written on a dare in a fit of boredom. I think the title says it all.
Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Complete
52 Ways to Annoy Monday's Noon, formerly Dusk by Miss Pookamonga reviews
You've been waiting for the next 52 Ways to Annoy... fic. Now it's here, and Noon has finally been subjected to my wrath! Ahahaha!
Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Complete
Nightmare's Happy Sunshine Story by Phbbttbbtt reviews
Siegfried takes his second step in the Tale of Souls....meanwhile, Nightmare and Chinpoko get into trouble on a boring day. I don't own rights to Namco or Soul Calibur.
Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 34,336 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/21/2007 - Published: 1/22/2006
Trinity Drabbles by Hiyonokat33 reviews
A collection of short stories starring the Trinity Blood crew, with a special appearance by Ed and Al Elric! Chapter 01 up.
Trinity Blood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2007
The Beginning by Dark Lady of the Circus reviews
This is a quick oneshot about the original binding and breaking of Orannis and the creation of the Charter.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,015 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Complete
52 Ways to Annoy Mr Monday by Miss Pookamonga reviews
Now it's time to torture the laziest man in the House. Read and review!
Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Monday - Complete
52 Ways to Annoy Arthur Penhaligon by Miss Pookamonga reviews
I've annoyed Dame Primus, Suzy, and Monday's Dusk. Now it's time to torture the main character.Whoopdeedoo!
Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Arthur - Complete
52 Ways to Annoy Suzy Turquoise Blue by Miss Pookamonga reviews
Now it's time to annoy my fave character...sorry Suzy, but I had to do it! Read and review, please!
Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Suzy - Complete
52 Ways to Annoy Monday's Dusk formerly Noon by Miss Pookamonga reviews
Now it's time for me to terrorize Monday's Dusk! Ahahaha! Second in my 52 Ways to Annoy, Bother, and Otherwise Harass the Keys to the Kingdom Characters series.
Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Complete
52 Ways to Annoy Dame Primus by Miss Pookamonga reviews
Exactly what the title says. Full title: 52 Ways to Annoy, Bother, and Otherwise Harass Dame Primus. Dame Primus is in for it. Read if you want a laugh.
Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Complete
All the Pretty Birds by Atramentua reviews
In this cruel underworld, nothing is sacred. Long ago had her innocence been stolen away from her, with every beating, every kill, at the hands of her Master. It is here that the Angel of Death's story begins. Where the story of Tira starts.
Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,191 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/7/2006 - Published: 10/24/2006
When Angels Cry by Hey Lady Hey reviews
Through the door, backtoback, Amy and Raphael talk about life, love, and decisions people must make.
Soul Calibur - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Complete
Mahaado and Aishisu by Rosetta Starfire Stone reviews
In a time before Bakura, where the only enemy is a evil by the name Akains, the two Priests, Mahaado and Aishisu, are able to find love for each other. But how will the love handle with all of the excitement that is surrounding the palace and Akains. And
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,955 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/4/2006 - Published: 10/29/2004 - Mahado, Isis/Aishisu
Leave A Message After the Beep! by Seto's Princess reviews
A whole bunch of funny answering machine messages for the YuGiOh cast. Add in Bakura's crazy plans of taking over the world and YamiMarik's pants getting eaten by Ishizu's pythons. I'm so evil... Enjoy! CHAPTER 12 IS FINALLY UP!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,148 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/18/2006 - Published: 12/18/2004
The Diary of Suzy Turquoise Blue by Miss Pookamonga reviews
My First fanfic! YAY! Title says it all! It's her diary, duh. Read to find out what she thinks about Arthur and about being Monday's Tierce, but beware, she might get mad if you read all her personal info...UPDATED FINALLY!
Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,512 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/9/2006 - Published: 11/6/2005 - Suzy
In Which Suzy Blue Learns How To DANCE by Liber Fatum reviews
Well, Suzy learns how to dance, and maybe fall head over heels....because of her stupid shoes. Heh, I'm not great at summaries. Chapter 2 is UP!
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,056 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 5/13/2006
Raphael's Apprentice by thejade reviews
Raphael and his apprentice, Vincent, hit the marketplace for some beautiful maidens, but Raphael's lesson for Vincent about women becomes something he didn't bargain for.
Soul Calibur - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/11/2006 - Complete
Legacy by The Narrator reviews
Zutara Postseries. The Fire Lord attempts to help his son figure out one of the great Mysteries of the Universe. cough!girls!cough, cough!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Green by L. Dora Willows reviews
Sirius finally understands why James’ favorite color is green. James Potter x Lily Evans. One shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,151 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/10/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Haunted Waters by Elycat reviews
Only a few weeks after the Third Key was relinquished to Arthur, a series of increasingly eerie rumors begin to spread through the Border Sea... and back in the Far Reaches, Grim Tuesday is reminded of someone he once loved, before his curse.
Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,246 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/16/2006 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Complete
How Ducks Once Changed the Universe by Elycat reviews
Oneshot. It just goes to show how one simple breach of the Original Law can lead to mass chaos, utter confusion, and complete insanity...
Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/2/2006 - Complete
Chained to Heaven by Youkai-Lordess reviews
ONESHOT When the government finally catches him, Raphael feels he's going insane without Amy. He knows she'll go to heaven and he'll go to hell, but he can't help but hope... Warning: Character Death. there's more to it though!
Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Complete
Bible Stories, YGO Style: Season 2! by Toboe LoneWolf reviews
They're at it again! The YGO gang acts out some famous and perhaps not so famous Bible stories! Sunday morning values...well, kind of...YGO morning fun! [Now showing: The Birth of Moses!]
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,824 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/6/2006 - Published: 6/8/2005
The Angst Parody to End All Angst Parodies by Playground Lover reviews
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! THE VASTLY INCOMPREHENSIBLE ENORMITY OF MY EPIC AMOUNTS OF GRIEF CAN ONLY BE EXPRESSED IN LARGE, HARD TO READ LETTERS! OH GOD, NO! AND LOTS OF EXCLAMATION POINTS! AND UNNECESSARY INTERSPERSIONS OF THE WORD NO! OH GOD, NO!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,148 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/2/2005 - Published: 6/30/2005
Insane Rants of a Rich Mind by Usagi of Feudal Moon Era reviews
Have you ever wondered what goes on behind the rich exterior of Seto Kaiba during an excruciatingly long board meeting? Well, read to find out and don't forget to review.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Seto K. - Complete
A Second Helping of the Heart of the Idiots by Shrilanka-San reviews
You thought you were safe? WRONG! The insanity is back, with horrors like cross dressing duel monsters, emotional breakdowns, and even...PINE SCENTS! ARGH! NO! MAKE IT STOP!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,968 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2005
The Classic Question by LuvinAniManga reviews
The Classic Question: Dad? Where do babies come from? How will Varon handle this unexpected question from his children? Seriously? Tch, yeah right! And just how the heck did his kids get so perceptive anyway? Implied VaronxAnzu T for suggest. themes
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,563 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/21/2005 - Varon, Anzu M. - Complete
The Soul Calibur Diaries by Pureauthor reviews
Nothing I can say will make it NOT seem like another hack 'humor' writer who wouldn't know humor if it bit him on the bum. Just read, okay?
Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,701 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/9/2005 - Published: 5/6/2005
Confess Your Sins To Kazuya by Kukkaistytot reviews
Kazuya has a new job - he works as the Father confessor in a church. Everybody goes to the church to confess their deepests sins - unknowing that the Father is Kazyua. 17th chapter is FINALLY up! Enjoy!
Tekken - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,191 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/5/2005 - Published: 4/13/2003
Freak on a Leash by shield-maiden reviews
A couple of Soul Calibur2 characters try to shed light on the oddity that is Voldo.
Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Complete
To Read or not to Read by Sauron's servant reviews
At Dartz's request, the doom bikers join a book club. Complete.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 5/17/2005 - Published: 5/4/2005 - Complete
Cookies by Anakin McFly reviews
The journey of a cookie is a perilous one...
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/6/2005 - Complete
If you Give the Tomb Robber a Knife by Pianogirl123 reviews
It's the Bakura version of If you Give a Mouse a Cookie!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2005
White Chicken by SilvorMoon reviews
Mokuba wants to give his brother a gift. What do you give to a guy who can buy anything in the world he wants? Well, you make something.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,743 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/3/2005 - Mokuba K., Seto K. - Complete
A Few Rules by YunCyn reviews
There are a few rules assassins need to follow. He HAD to forget Rule 5. AssassinxAcolyte. 1shot.
Ragnarok Online - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,655 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/2/2005 - Assassin, Acolyte - Complete
Mary Sues and More by Indigo Tantarian reviews
A collection of parody ficlets, making fun of various trends in bad or overdone fanfiction. Just because it's fun! Enjoy! Mary Sues and cliches abound!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,698 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Yami Yūgi, R. Bakura
Meeting by moonstar-dust reviews
Rated for mention of abuse. Just a one-shot on how Jounouchi and Honda meet for the fist time.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/14/2005 - Complete
One fell swept by Ariadne Bassarid reviews
Serenity loves Seto. Serenity loves Joey. Joey hates Seto. Serenity is in a trashcan. [Oneshot]
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,987 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/4/2005 - Seto K., Shizuka K. - Complete
JAZZ by egochan reviews
Honda starts out eating lunch, and then spends the majority of this fic hiding in a restroom stall. Um, hilarity ensues? Whatever. Basically, this fic is Honda overreacting as Seto and Ryuuji make out…right in front of him.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/26/2005 - Seto K., R. Otogi - Complete
Everything Wrong with It by TypoNumber5 reviews
[The world's biggest Mary Sue cliche!] Meet Perikan Shinju. She's smart, she's brave, she's beautiful, and I'm going to use her to make fun of every Mary Sue fic I've ever seen.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,703 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/1/2005 - Published: 5/30/2004
The Heart of the Idiots by Shrilanka-San reviews
(ONE SHOT) On a bet, I completly re-tell how Yu-Gi-Oh began...and completly messed it up at the same time! This is how the first episode should have been. Bazookas, Ninjas, JAKSON AND PERKINS! This first episode fic is extremly crazy and not for the feint
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,469 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2005 - Complete
HOLY RA! by silver-dagger-113 reviews
The tale of a Pharaoh, a Priest, and a Psychotic Tomb Robber. All left to rot in the hot Egyptian sun! Ok, so that's not all that happens, but as always, madness abounds! ShounenAi Complete
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,322 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/25/2005 - Published: 10/14/2004 - Yami Yūgi, Set - Complete
Schubaltz Doujinshi by JammerLea reviews
What happens when a load of yaoi doujinshi falls onto Karl's desk! A short humor fic poking fun at yaoi apparently! I just hope it's enjoyable for everyone no matter what their preference is about yaoi.
Zoids - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2005
YuGiOh! For Dummies by briteskies reviews
Ever had the desire to watch YuGiOh! and just couldn’t find the time? Or a television? Well my friends, your prayers have been answered! Abbreviated versions of episodes made fun of for your reading pleasure. Rated for language
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,998 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/26/2004 - Published: 10/28/2004 - Yami Yūgi, Seto K. - Complete
The Storyteller by abby-sarajane reviews
Rishid Ishtar is the Sultan of a great city... he refuses to let himself open up to anyone... Until his younger brother insists on saving a thief... RishidxSerenity, eventual MalikxMarik
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,408 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/18/2004 - Published: 10/26/2004 - Rishid, Shizuka K.
Deus Ex Machina by pointytilly reviews
Wow, the Zoids characters have magically become high school students! And been transported to medieval times! Wait...both at once? Something's not right, here...something sinister. Something EVIL!
Zoids - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,424 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/15/2004
The Haunted Toaster by Ariacan Phoenix reviews
Zero buys a toaster from eBay. But it's not just any toaster!
Mega Man - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2004
The Legend of The Elite Four by chattingchick1 reviews
Sequel to The Legend of Kyogre Now Harmony must endure the Elite Four challenge! But can she get through the harsh path of Victory Road first? Disclaimer for all chapters: I don't own Pokemon!
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 18,194 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/4/2004 - Published: 12/31/2003 - Complete
Movie in the Making by Lightning-Dono reviews
How did the Yu-Gi-Oh cast feel about the plot-holes in the movie? Through the eyes of the cast and the things that happened during the shooting... (Spoiler Warning!) [UPDATED AT LAST!]
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,728 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/25/2004 - Published: 8/18/2004
Impact by Wingleader Sora Jade reviews
To those who know him, Seto Kaiba is a stuck-up, pompous jerk who cares only for his brother. But what does he look like through the eyes of an outsider...?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,888 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2004
Twilight of Fate by D. Krispin reviews
Even as the fingers of Porre seek to unite all the world under its iron rule, the prince of the fallen land of Guardia rises to free his kingdom. A tale tying together CT and CC, it concerns the fortunes that befall in the year following CC. (Complete)
Chrono Cross - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 192,473 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/17/2004 - Published: 6/15/2003 - Complete
The YuGiOh Soccer Game by animedeprived reviews
Ever wonder what would happen if the cast of Yu-Gi-Oh got involved in organized sports? Well, it's not pretty. Panik is in a bubble. Marik is drunk. Mako is riding a giant snapping turtle. And, worst of all, TEA is announcing. Mass chaos ensues.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,508 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/15/2004 - Published: 10/12/2004
Chrono Cross Survivor by Daredevil3181 reviews
A contest begins that draws the characters of Chrono Cross together once more, the results of which will have a huge impact on the world. The story takes place roughly 6 months after Serge wakes up on the beach at the end of the game.
Chrono Cross - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 108,226 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/27/2004 - Published: 5/16/2004
Start Me Up by Daisaigai Katja reviews
A Command Wolf comes up with a clever way to avoid being sent to the dreaded scrap heap, and has amusing adventures. Short, sweet, and won't waste your time. R&R, please. CH 2 UP!
Zoids - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/6/2004 - Published: 8/29/2004
Hate by Classical Sorrow reviews
Many people hate Tea I've noticed. But what they don't know is that Tea hates herself more. Don't pretend to be someone else.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/26/2004 - Complete
Call me Noin! by Merit Somnia reviews
Noin meets Milliardo for the first time at his fourth birthday party. WAFFy and One-shot. [completed]
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/4/2004 - L. Noin, Zechs M. - Complete
Heart Of The Cards by I Forget reviews
Yuugi and Yami have begun the journey of unlocking the Pharaoh's power when a terrible deed is performed, leaving the Dmonsters confused, afraid, and the Shadow Realm in Chaos. Who's behind it? Why? The D.M. turns to Y&Y for aid, but can they help?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/1/2004
The Pharaoh's Curse by Wingleader Sora Jade reviews
AE AU. Bakura was stupid enough to trip into a cursed pool, and now he's stuck in a woman's body for six months. Of course, that may not be so bad if it gets him the Puzzle and Rod... (Chapter 3 up) Djel, overseer of the harem...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,144 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/12/2004 - Published: 12/11/2003
Gamesharked Chrono Cross: A Study in Excess by Rhianwen reviews
[Chapter 5 up!] Sometimes, we’re given restraints for a reason. Time spent improving and growing stronger naturally always has a value. Serge and his many friends learn this the hard way.
Chrono Cross - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,988 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 15 - Updated: 5/24/2004 - Published: 8/26/2003
Sephiroth's Quantum Leap by Rhianwen reviews
The final showdown between Cloud and Sephiroth. The outcome in favour of the side of good. But Sephiroth is too much of a Prima Donna to die properly. A very silly odyssey through several mismatched universes with everyone’s favourite stabbity maniac.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2004
Hybrid by plink reviews
NCZero fic, AU to the Rare Hertz Saga. Bit and Leena finally get to go on their date...but it will all end in tears. Harry's tears. And possibly Mute's tears of laughter. And Brad's of shame. Well, they asked for it...(Updated at long last!)
Zoids - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,666 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/25/2004 - Published: 8/12/2003
Nine Guys And One Annoying Punk Chick by HealerAriel reviews
Yep, the sucked-into-LOTR topic again. But this chick's no Mary Sue. In fact, the Fellowship is debating killing her, because she's so damned annoying. An update! Finally!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,782 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/18/2004 - Published: 8/13/2002 - Legolas
Chillin' On the Dark Side by Fadeaway Windwaker reviews
It's insanity at its best. Or worst. It tries to have a plot, but usually fails. Falling out of your chair may occur due to disbelieving laughter or just disbelief. Chapter 12: Chalkzone, a possessive Fiona, and muffins.
Zoids - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,797 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/17/2004 - Published: 3/1/2003
Learning to Read Egyptian by YamiReina reviews
A mystic on a caffeine high attacks Malik to read his tattoos. Random insanity results.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2003
Guile and Deceit by Alan Bates reviews
Guile has a story to tell. Won't you join him?
Chrono Cross - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,256 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2003
Turning Tables by BansheeGirl reviews
Someone at Rocket Headquarters has taken Jessie's diary can she find it before any of her secrets are spilled? Rocketshippy of course!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/12/2003 - Jessie/Musashi, James/Kojirō - Complete
Daddy, where do babies come from? by Sanae reviews
They have never ending resources, steel strength nerves and have been trained for the most dangerous missions. How will they deal with THAT question?
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,862 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/25/2003 - Published: 7/24/2003 - Complete
Boys&Girls, Lifestyles of the rich&famous, LT by NanakiloverBrukaoru reviews
Songfics using Good Charlotte's song, Boys&Girls with harry-bashing and of course B/L. Lifestyles o.t.r&f- Harry and Mary bashing! Little things - They're all in highschool!
Zoids - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,204 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/9/2003 - Published: 6/5/2003
Seven Guys, Two Girls, and One ! Elevator by Lady of the Wolves reviews
It's a normal day when Yugi and Co. go to KaibaCorp to see Seto for a mysterious reason...but the day turns interesting when everyone gets stuck in a hot, stuffy elevator! Do they EVER get out? COMPLETE!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,762 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/7/2003 - Published: 11/3/2002 - Complete
The Trouble With Summons by Dixxy Mouri reviews
The continuing adventures of a wood sprite, a sky djinn, and their unwilling would-be Dragoon in shining armor. Will Sonja and Genie win Glenn's heart? Er. . . highly unlikely. Now an ongoing series! Please review. You know you want to!!!
Chrono Cross - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,855 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 2/27/2003 - Published: 7/21/2002
Bedtime Stories As Told By Seto Kaiba by Serendipity1 reviews
[OLD STORY] Mokuba is having a hard time getting to bed, and so goes to his dear brother to try and get him to read a story. You'll never read fairytales the same way again! (One-shot)
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/5/2003 - Seto K., Mokuba K. - Complete
The Dead Organoid Sketch by volta arovet reviews
A parody of the original Monty Python sketch, starring Raven and Prozen....you knew someone had to do it.
Zoids - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2002
That Merc! by Ellcrys reviews
Viktor doesn't think he gets enough respect from the rest of the army, and... well, this song parody wrapped in fic certainly won't help matters. Someone's going to kill me for this.
Suikoden - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Published: 11/12/2002 - Complete
How to be an evil bad guy on Zoids! by Juunigatsu reviews
The villains of Zoids will tell you how! Is that easy! Today host is Prozen, Ambient and Shadow. (Warning: Corny joke ahead. The words "Legions of Terror" Appears to many times. X_x)
Zoids - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 10/18/2002 - Published: 10/15/2002
ThrillerThe Leena Toros Video by BlackBattousai reviews
My first ficcy on FF.Net! YAY!
Zoids - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/19/2002
Escape to Reality by Indigo Tantarian reviews
Dark Magician's POV. What if monsters become real when their player dies with them on the field? An unhappy Dark Magician finds out. He thinks his problems are over, but they're just beginning!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,854 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 8/18/2002 - Published: 7/21/2002 - Complete
Chrono Cross Road Trip by Al Kristopher reviews
What happens when you take everything wholesome, sacred, and good about Chrono Cross and dash it on the rocks of hilarity? The funniest--if not weirdest--road trip! Rated PG for overly-excessive comic violence and subtle sexual innuendo.
Chrono Cross - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,074 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/29/2002 - Published: 1/12/2002
How to write a Zoids fic by Biowolf reviews
Are you having trouble writing the perfect Zoids story? Do you have writer's block? If so this is the perfect guide for you! You'll learn everything you need to know about writing Zoids fics!
Zoids - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,705 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2002
Who Needs Pants? by Fernalidana reviews
Staying true to my usual humor, this story is about ... well, I think you can tell from the title! Enjoy it!
Chrono Cross - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/22/2002
The Last Declaration of Lord Voldemort by thecoffeebringer reviews
WARNING: Extreme pointlessness. Title pretty much sums it up.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2001 - Harry P., Severus S.
Sephiroth and the 'Girls' by The Spork Warrior reviews
I added to another one, and now it is a bit longer.Sephiroth has a few girls in love with him. He is not a happy camper.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/17/2001 - Published: 11/19/2000 - Complete
A Frightening Story by KillerKitten reviews
When i have nothing to do but eat sugar, andHP Characters start popping up, it gets Wierd, lots of humor, R/R!!!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/18/2000
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Zoids: Random Island Adventures! reviews
The sequel to Dr. Toros' Birthday. Currently being revamped. This contains the OC's received in response to the offer at the end of the prerevamped prequel. Rated for namecalling and gore in later chapters.
Zoids - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,112 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 4/20/2004 - Published: 6/6/2003
Dr Toros Birthday reviews
It's Dr. Toros' birthday! The horror of it all! What are they gonna do?
Zoids - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,521 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 6/4/2003 - Published: 5/22/2003 - Complete
Child Warriors: The Delta Team! reviews
A new team of child pilots challenges the Blitz Team to a battle. But then the Backdraft Group arrives! Who will win? an: Problem solved! OH YEAH!
Zoids - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/21/2003 - Published: 5/20/2003
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