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Author has written 11 stories for Nabari no Ō, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Kimi to Boku/君と僕。, and Homestuck.

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These Taming Blues by EternallyBrianKrakow reviews
The first day you saw him, You liked him. You liked the hopelessly dorky way he smiles and gets you laughing like its the last time you ever will. In a few weeks he teases you with the idea of almost kissing you and you start falling for him banging your head on every sharp object life can throw at you. This is love. this is falling in love with Gamzee.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 55,526 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Tavros N., Gamzee M. - Complete
One More Night by StarsOfYaoi reviews
*JohnRoseDaveJade, pre-relationship* Post-Sburb. Dave watches them sleep every night.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time by ludwigsgirl97 reviews
Humanstuck: Gamzee is a Schitzophrenic who is only allowed out of the mental hospital because one of the nurses, Karkat Vantas promises to take care of him. But what happens when the boy who only wants to make people happy, meets the bullied cripple Tavros, and befriends him? Plot is way better than this I promise. Rated for sexy times, language, and maybe violent situations.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,264 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Karkat V., Vriska S., Tavros N., Gamzee M. - Complete
GamzeexTavros: Hit that by GreeneTea reviews
PWP of my OTP in order to ring in 2013! Gamzee tries to slow down a bit, but Tavros doesn't seem to want to mellow out. Humanstuck!
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Gamzee M., Tavros N. - Complete
Brother Issues by OwlinAMinor reviews
Your name is Dave Strider, and you are in love with your brother, but too cool to admit it. Christmas present for Maddie (flyingsaucerscout). Stridercest.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,025 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Dave S., Dirk S. - Complete
Locked Out by Torako-chan reviews
It's Christmas Eve and John and Dave just got home... But that doesn't mean shenanigans won't ensue. Dave's POV. John/Dave (or PepsiCola or HammerTime, it's all the same thing) Hints of Dirk/Jake
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Probably More than Friends by 0.22caliber reviews
AU sort of, before everything on the meteor went downhill. Sollux/Karkat oneshot
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Sollux C., Karkat V. - Complete
Redder than Ketchup by kingyofireworks reviews
Post SBURB: Dave teases Karkat about some red feelings for a certain Egbert which TOTALLY DO NOT EXIST (but they totally do) I'm so gomen
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,752 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/16/2012 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
One Bedroom by Chiharu Octavia reviews
Family fluff, one-shot. Bro decides Dave needs his own bedroom.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Bro, Dave S. - Complete
To the Scars by My Vantilene reviews
The date is October 9th, 2012, a Tuesday. The place is Canton, Ohio. The kid running for his life is Karkat Vantas.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Karkat V., The Signless/The Sufferer - Complete
I am Coming for You by Dracalicious reviews
Dave was John's best friend throughout his childhood and is forced to move away with Bro to Texas in middle school. After high school graduation, John and Dave agree to meet up once more. (JohnDave) (Warning: NSFW)
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,093 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
I Just Wanted To Relax by tentabuldgetherapist reviews
Dave and Dirk have just finished a workout. Dave just wants to relax in the steam room. Dirk has other ideas. ((STRIDERCEST, NSFW))
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Dirk S., Dave S. - Complete
Milk and Toast and Honey by StarsOfYaoi reviews
*Sollux/Dave, fluff, established relationship* Sollux catches the flu, and Dave gets to be the perfect nurse. Or not.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,475 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Sollux C., Dave S. - Complete
Zit by Waveripple of Team Sunrise reviews
Matthew has a zit, and Gilbert REALLY wants to pop it. Highschool AU Clearly a BL PruCan story. Oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Burn One by KiwiWire reviews
Your name is Gamzee Motherfucking Makara, and you aren't a good motherfucker when you're sober. That's why Karkat sent you to this place- so you could get better. You aren't going to get better. Nothing would change your habit, not Karkat, not Tavros- No one. And frankly, you're okay with that. GamTav. Drugs and Violence.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,230 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Gamzee M., Tavros N. - Complete
In Need of a Companion by sushisama reviews
Firefly AU. Tavros is a servant of Eridan Ampora, a Registered Companion. One night, Eridan tells Tavros to take his place so he can go out. Tavros only has to service one client while Eridan is gone. Enter, Gamzee Makara. GamTav.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,064 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Gamzee M., Tavros N. - Complete
Yuki, how are babies made? by Mashuper reviews
Our sweet little alien asks what every kid wants to know- how are babies made? How is Yuki supposed to explain this...
Tsuritama/つり球 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Haru, Yuki S. - Complete
Sins of The Father by Autumn Artist reviews
When Dave and Dirk's father comes back into the picture; he jeopardizes Dirk's legal custody over Dave.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,432 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Dave S., Dirk S. - Complete
Outlaws of Love by OrangeThor13 reviews
All Mail wanted to do was get away from his royal life and to be a normal. He runs away from the forts and meets a mysterious blonde peasant and instantly feels a connection with the moody blonde. Summary sucks. MxM.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Matt, Mello
Snuggles, Sand, and Stars by JustDrinkTea reviews
You've been waiting for weeks just for this camping trip with John. And amazingly, it looks like everything might actually go according to plan. JohnDave, DaveJohn, Pepsicola, Hammertime
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,456 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Incubus by Homicidal Whispers reviews
John meets Karkat at a club and is drawn to him despite himself. The only problem is Karkat isn't quite human, not really.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,146 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/16/2012 - [John E., Karkat V.] - Complete
Dirk: snoop through Dave's room by PinkYaoi135 reviews
Dave: go to the kitchen to satiate your grumbling tummy. first Homestuck fic... as it is my new obsession.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Dirk S., Dave S. - Complete
Wake Me Up When December Ends by Honestcannibal reviews
Bro's always an emo ass around Decemeber, ever since Dave can remember. He wants to know why, he wants Bro to tell him why he's always likes this in December. He'll find out. Brotherly fluff, kind of a sadstuck, rated T for language.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,637 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Dirk S., Dave S. - Complete
A Cancer & Capricorn Family by Keito Stone reviews
Karkat, Gamzee, the Grand Highblood, and the Sufferer/Signless live together. Hilarity ensues. Rated T for Language One Shot?
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Karkat V., Gamzee M. - Complete
Eridan Ampora: My Immortal by bloodyknight413 reviews
-Based Off Of My Immortal. Don't know if this has been done before- the name is eridan ampora im goffik do you fuckin havve a problem wwith it lowwblood. this is the fuckin story of my goffik lovve life wwith the dreamy lowwblood sollux captor
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,378 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Eridan A., Sollux C.
The Weird and Wonderful World of a Guy Named Matt by Rainbow Fruit Loop reviews
"Yeah, this is me. Matt. Writing a diary, filled with comedy, awkwardness, and total stupidity. It's my thoughts on absolutely everything. Life, love, Mello, and macaroni cheese. You definitely don't want to miss it." Not to be taken seriously.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,629 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Amour du Sol by Homicidal Whispers reviews
In life, there is something that keeps you grounded, something that makes life worth living when you feel like there's nothing left for you in this world. When Gamzee has hit rock bottom, this is what he discovers. AU GamTav
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,208 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 5/20/2012 - [Gamzee M., Tavros N.]
Finally Together Again by Mora Nagareboshi reviews
Everyone is together again, and for some reason Karkat is angrier than usual. Sollux takes on the daunting task of cheering up the cranky troll.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,962 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Sollux C., Karkat V. - Complete
Kiss Over Coffee by Curi0sity reviews
Humanstuck AU where Aradia works at Starbucks and Feferi comes by for a reunion. Short Aradia/Feferi fluff.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Aradia M., Feferi P. - Complete
in which karkat sucks at being romantic by pepsicola porn reviews
AU Humanstuck: John receives an incredibly inappropriate e-mail from Karkat and decides to confront these potentially homosexual feelings during a sleepover. Nothing can go wrong! KK/John. PWSP.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,760 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 3/1/2012 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
John: be a cat by pepsicola porn reviews
Dave visits John, who decides to act like a cat for some reason, and Dave barks. Ironically. AU. Dave/John fluff & smut.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,168 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
Telling the Truth by SubjectEmpire reviews
Dave always takes what you say as the absolute truth and rarely asks important questions. Then, he asks where your parents are. It's a Motherfucking Serious Question and you aren't sure how to answer.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Dave S., Dirk S. - Complete
The Usefulness of Things by Silver Moon Lit Forest reviews
In which Karkat can't walk in the morning and Gamzee seems to have an obsession.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,493 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Gamzee M., Karkat V. - Complete
Only Half by Card Carrying Villains reviews
The realization that Gamzee has voices in his head and, when sober, is prone to bipolar personality issues catches the attention of Sollux, who decides that the last thing Gamzee needs right now is to be alone. He should know. Sollux/Gamzee. By Spades
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Sollux C., Gamzee M. - Complete
Gutters by glassamilk reviews
'The Calamity' has left the world stripped and dying. Alone in a civilian bunker in Munich, Sealand will be reunited with the last known living member of his surrogate family and together, they will set out across Europe to find those they have lost.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,149 - Reviews: 809 - Favs: 1,839 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Sealand, Denmark
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Zealous Spite reviews
[Humanstuck Au] Gamzee and Tavros have been friends since they were growing up, now young adults they live together in a shitty apartment sharing one room. One look and you'd think they're lovers but nothing more than best friends is what they say. Once their circle of friends expand both start to realize they might be feeling more.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,032 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Tavros N., Gamzee M.
Gamzee the Silly Boy reviews
Humanstuck AU- Vantas brothers move into Makara's house, Gamzee and Karkat have been friends since high school. Gamzee has an episode which happens to scare and bring Karkat closer.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,127 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Karkat V., Gamzee M.
Quest for Snacks reviews
[Re-Written A Stroll in the Snow] John and Karkat go out for a walk to the store in the middle of winter. [One-Shot] [T for Swearing] [JohnKat]
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Karkat V., John E. - Complete
Dirk Strider's Diary of Raising A Cool Kid reviews
Short entries of Dirk Strider's diary as he slowly becomes the Bro Strider that Dave Strider will grow up to recognize. Post-Sburb [never to be finished sorry]
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Dave S., Dirk S. - Complete
Dreamy Romance Fairy-Tale like Fantasies in a Closet reviews
Karkat goes to John's lame party, meets a loser, watches a lame romdram in the closet because he's an anti-social bitch. FLUFF/Humanstuck SolKat AU
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,081 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Karkat V., Sollux C. - Complete
College Cafe reviews
OneShot: Feferi visits a coffee shop across campus during early hours of the morning, Sollux works during that time. (Humanstuck) College/Fluff/
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Feferi P., Sollux C. - Complete
cAnT bE tOo CaReFuL wItH tHaT mOtHeRfUcKeR reviews
OneShot: Gamzee and Tavros's first day of a public high school. HIGH SCHOOL/HUMANSTUCK Gam/Tav Fluff/Slight Violence [updated]
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Gamzee M., Tavros N. - Complete
KK and the Fuck Face reviews
Sollux is being a shut in, Karkat, his best friend finds out his red feelings for him. HUMANSTUCK. Sollux/Karkat T for language and bonus chapter
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,127 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Sollux C., Karkat V. - Complete
How Much More? reviews
Yuki starts thinking too much. Nostalgic memories of when they were five to now they are seventeen, their bond seems to be breaking and Yuki is having a break down. Slight Asabacest Fluffy Fluff
Kimi to Boku/君と僕。 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Yuuki A., Yuuta A. - Complete
Shower Taps reviews
Oneshot: Nyotalia: Belarus and Lichtenstein: Noah is not strong enough to turn the taps in the shower. FluffyFluff
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Liechtenstein, Belarus - Complete
Yoite's Little Game reviews
Yoite decides to play a game with Miharu. Without Miharu knowing. YoitexMiharu and slight RaikouxGau T Just in case.
Nabari no Ō - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Yoite, M. Rokujo - Complete