Author has written 7 stories for T.U.F.F. Puppy, Batman, Simpsons, SpongeBob SquarePants, and Ninja Turtles.
What you should know about me, kendramccormick
Hobbies: reading, writing, drawing, video games, swimming, taking long walks in the woods, spending time with my dogs and cat
Favorite Color: red
Favorite authors: Stephen King, James Patterson, Dean Koontz, R. L. Stine, Janet Evanovich, Louis L'Amour, Nora Roberts, V.C. Andrews, Roald Dahl, Orson Scott Card, John Grisham, Darren Shan, Neil Gaiman
Favorite Bands/ Musicians: Panic! at the Disco, Green Day, Lady Gaga, Taio Cruz, Linkin Park, My Chemical Romance, Pitbull, Fall Out Boy, Lily Allen, Emilie Autumn, Three Days Grace, Cipes and the People, Alan Menken, Danny Elfman, Randy Newman, Hans Zimmer, Elton John
Favorite Book(s): Goosebumps, Fear Street, Nightmare Room, Dark Tower series, Bag of Bones, The Eyes of the Dragon, The Talisman, Tick Tock(by Dean Koontz), The Darkest Evening of the Year, Breathless, Maximum Ride, Alex Cross series, Stephanie Plum series, The Haunted Mesa, The Villa, The Cutler, Dollanganger, and Casteel series by V.C. Andrews, The Tale of Despereaux, A Series of Unfortunate Events, The Pendragon Adventure, Cirque du Freak/The Saga of Darren Shan, The Outsiders, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Matilda, Les Miserables, A Time To Kill, Insommnia, The Graveyard Book, Songs of the Seraphim by Anne Rice, IT, The Lovely Bones, I Know This Much Is True, Odd Thomas series
Favorite Food: steak, chocolate, Mexican, Italian, fried pickles, pork tenderloin, (fried) chicken, onion rings
Favorite Superhero(es): Batman, Spider-Man, Captain America, Iron Man
Favorite Batman Character(s): Catwoman, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Alfred, Joker
Favorite Shows: The Simpsons, T.U.F.F. Puppy, Cash Cab, Pawn Stars, Family Guy, South Park, SpongeBob, Regular Show, Adventure Time, Twilight Zone, Law and Order: SVU, Invader Zim, Scooby Doo, Where Are You?, What's New Scooby Doo?, The West Wing, Duck Dynasty, TMNT(2012), Supernatural, The Big Bang Theory, Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Darkwing Duck, Teen Titans, Batman: The Aniamted Series, Gargoyles
Favorite Movies: Men in Black, Kung Fu Panda 1 & 2, Monsters Inc, The Simpsons Movie, The Princess and the Frog, The Hangover, Repo! the Genetic Opera, The Lion King, The Jerk, Oh Brother Where Art Thou?, Any Batman movie, the Spider-Man movies, Thor, Captain America: The First Avenger, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Corpse Bride, many other Tim Burton movies, Talladega Nights: the Ballad of Ricky Bobby, Billy Madison, Iron Man 1, 2 & 3, Avengers, The Devil's Carnival, ParaNorman, Hotel Transylvania, Life of Pi, Wreck-It-Ralph, Rio, Superstar, Wayne's World, Tommy Boy, Adam Sandler movies, Oliver and Company, Shark Tale, Tangled, Spirited Away, Despicable Me
Favorite Simpsons Characters: Sideshows Bob and Mel, Snake, Otto
Favorite T.U.F.F. Puppy Character: The Chameleon
Favorite Turtle: All of them! I love Mikey because he's so adorable and compassionate, but I also love the other three. I feel like I can relate to all of them: Leo because I'm the oldest of my sisters and a bit of a goody-two-shoes, Donnie because we're both smart yet socially awkward, and Raph because we both have tempers and because red is my favorite color. My favorite NON-turtle character is, without a doubt, Leatherhead (2012 version). I also like Karai, April, Splinter, Rahzar, Fishface, and Tiger Claw.
Brief Description of Me: I am a bit of a loner and I love to read. I'm a nerd and proud of it! I frequently suffer from writer's block. I'm still a kid on the inside and love several cartoons. I always try to do the right thing. Some may call me "brilliant but lazy." I bear a resemblance to Belle from Beauty and the Beast.
Guys NEED to know this...;
When we walk away form you, mad
When we stare at your mouth
When we push or hit you
When we start cursing at you
When we're quiet
When we ignore you
When we pull away
When you see us at our worst
When you see us start crying
When you see us walking
When we're scared
When we lay our head on your shoulder
When we steal your favorite hat
When we tease you
When we don't answer for a long time
When we look at you with doubt
When we say that we like you
When we grab at your hands
When we 'Accidentally' bump into you
When we tell you a secret
When we look you in the eyes
When we miss you
When you break our heart
When we say its over
Stay on the phone with us even if we're not saying anything.
When we're mad hug us tight and don't let go
When we say we're ok; don't believe it, talk with us- because 10 years later we'll remember you
Call us at 12:00am on our birthday to tell us you love us
Call us before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat us like we're all that matters to you.
Tease us and let us tease you back.
Stay up all night with us when we're sick.
Watch our favorite movie with us or our favorite show even if you think its stupid.
Give us the world.
Let us wear your clothes.
When we're bored and sad, hang out with us.
Let us know we're important.
Kiss us in the pouring rain.
When we runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's butt am I kicking babe?"
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will:
Pairings I Like:
Sequels to The Fox Next Door.
A TMNT 2012 fanfic with Mikey and my OC Jocelyn.
A Simpsons story involving Snake and Bob in school, plus an expansion/spin off of "The Wolf Mann" from My Treehouse of Horror.
A Batman/Alex Cross crossover. I think it would be an interesting situation. My two favorite detectives working together!
A sequel to A Perfect Union.
A Simpsons story containing Maggie x Gino.
Snaptrap: Are you saying revenge is mayonnaise? "Forget Me Mutt."
Snaptrap: Well you can snorkel in the shark tank, Larry! "Cruisin' for a Bruisin'."
Snaptrap: Sorry, Larry, they're all out of warm icebergs! "Cruisin' for a Bruisin'."
Birdbrain: Well, it's official. You three put the "boob" in Boobamunga. "Thunder Dog."
Kitty: Once upon a time I hit a dog with a clock! The end! "Cruisin' For a Bruisin'."
Dudley: Boy, we really got schmoodled. "Share-a-Lair."
Chameleon(as General Warthog): (singing) Involuntary skipping! (crying) Uncontrollable weeping and sudden craving for pickles! "Internal Affairs."
Chameleon: Team Evil! "The Curse of King Mutt."
Chameleon: Oh, right. That's diabolical. I'm an evil villain. Fear me in my new pea coat. "Hot Dog."
Dudley: I'M A WOODPECKER PRINCESS PIRATE! "Dog Daze."
Dudley: I like the car! "Chilly Dog."
Dudley: Oh yeah? Well, I beat a snake at checkers in my dreams! "The Wrong Stuff."
Kitty: Stop using me to hit people, Dudley! Or should I call you, THE IDIOT?! "Doom-mates."
Larry: Snaptrap stinks! "Snappy Campers."
Dudley: Can we fight children in the presence of bad guys? No, wait, why would we do that? "Kid Stuff."
Lisa: You're pressing a Mento. "500 Keys."
Sideshow Bob: You can't keep the Democrats out of the White House forever! And when they get in, I'll be back on the streets! With all my criminal buddies! "Black Widower."
Sideshow Bob: I shall send you to heaven before I send you to hell. "Cape Feare."
Chief Wiggum: Bake em away toys. "Cape Feare."
Homer: Hmm. . . I don't agree with his Bart-killing policy, but I do agree with his Selma-killing policy. "Sideshow Bob Roberts."
Cecil Terwilliger: I will thank you not to refer to Princeton that way! "Brother From Another Series."
Homer: WHY DID I BRING THE BABY AND THE DOG TO THE POISON STORRREEE?! "Gone Maggie Gone."
Sideshow Bob: Yes, and Hamlet is all about Laertes. "Funeral for a Fiend."
Homer: More ribs for me? "Funeral for a Fiend."
Kent Brockman: A solar eclipse is like a woman breast-feeding in a restaurant. It's free, it's beautiful, but under no circumstances should you look at it. "Gone Maggie Gone."
Mr. Largo: I look nothing like Julie Newmar! "Eeny Teeny Maya Moe."
Homer: Cake, will you make my stomach the happiest bag of acid in the world? "500 Keys."
Ralph: Martin Luther King had a dream! Dreams are where Elmo and Toy Story had a party and I went there. "The Color Yellow."
OCs at this point:
T.U.F.F. Puppy OC's:
Maria Claire Foxxy- Species: Red Fox Her first name comes from an exchange student who was like a sister to me, her last name comes from a dog I used to have, and her middle name comes from the fact that I was going to make her clairvoyant. I'm not sure if I still will or not. She is kind of short and slender with dark red hair in Alice Cullen's style. She has dark blue eyes and wears glasses. She is skilled in various art forms, ballet, and playing the trumpet. She is also a blackbelt and a good singer. Maria suffers from asthma. She has a little brother named Mario. Her parents are Malcolm and Margarita. She will receive another sibling later. Her art teacher is Mr. Fowl. She loves her next-door neighbor, the Chameleon, and is engaged to him. Her dream is to be an actress. She rides a motorcycle and is known as "the Red Baron." She is a loner with only two friends, Mario and the Chameleon. Like the Chameleon, she is a big fan of Lady Haha( a hyena and parody of Lady Gaga). She has a very distinctive laugh that some find disturbing, like a witch's cackle, or a hen with hiccups. The Chameleon, however, finds it adorable. She is afraid of heights and needles, and also doe snot care for spiders, snakes, or Francisco from DOOM. Maria, like her dad, has a short fuse, though she is known for being very kind. More often than not she is armed with two of her father's boomerang knives, two guns and a Taser. She hates country music and mayo. Much of her personality comes from my own. Unlike me, however, she can't turn down a dare. Her favorite color is red. She has taken on much larger opponents and won, and in fact has a silver medal for alligator wrestling though she hates violence. She read Gone With the Wind as a freshman. She is very intelligent.
Mario Clark Foxxy- Species: Red Fox Maria's little brother. He is almost seventeen. He has dark red curls just like his dad. His eyes are dark blue. He is probably Quacky the duck's biggest fan, except of course for Dudley and the Chief. On several occasions, he is seen as more than willing to defy his dad. He is interested in working on cars and computers. He also enjoys playing with toy trains and darts. He has a blog and often records things, including his sister, with his camera, Dolores. This irritates everyone. He craves attention. He is Maria's confidant. Mario loves his sister very much and can even be said to idolize her. He would do anything to make her happy. He is known to be very enthusiastic. Mario worked as Mr. Wong's delivery boy until he was fired for being late all the time, and now works at TUFF as Keswick's assisstant. He still has a teddy bear, Osito, and he used to dream of being a fireman. He is very smart yet immature, and likes playing the bongos. He also loves styling hair, knitting, and crocheting, yet he hates to admit it.
Malcolm "the Duke" Foxxy- Species: Red Fox Margarita's husband, Maria and Mario's father. He is a wealthy and intimidating lawyer and inventor. He has wild dark red curls passed on to his son and silver eyes. He is very tall. Malcolm is known for having a short fuse. He has a large collection of weapons, some of his own creation. He often supplies weapons to T.U.F.F. He is devoted to his family and is overprotective of them, especially his daughter. Criminals fear him, in particular his neighbor the Chameleon. He has never lost a fight. He owns a nightclub called the Foxxhole. He was a paratrooper in the army with Mr. Fowl. He is loosely based on my own father. Malcolm's father-in-law didn't like him at all when they met.
Margarita Foxxy- Species: Red Fox Often known as Marge or Margie. Malcolm's wife, Maria and Mario's mother. Her best friend is Peg Puppy. She has long, pale blond hair and dark blue eyes inherited by her kids. She is pregnant with her third child. She works at her nail salon and is an MMA fighter. She is the only one who has power over her husband. It is implied she is of Hispanic heritage. She is a good cook, especially when it comes to Mexican food. She worries about her daughter's lack of friends.
Mr. James Peter Fowl- Species: Peacock Maria's crazy art teacher. He tries to get attention. He was a paratrooper in the army with Malcolm Foxxy. He actually is a good teacher. Jim loves his job. He went to school with Malcolm. He played Polonius in Hamlet while Malcolm played Claudius. He is afraid of Malcolm and may owe him money, and because of this may do Malcolm's dirty work. People hate being compared to him. He was the head cheerleader in school, like his niece Monique. He is Birdbrain's cousin. He is loosely inspired by Sikowitz from Victorious and Polonious. He loves to hear himself talk, and sees himself as a playboy, even though several women have restraining orders against him. It is implied he has a criminal past, and many consider him deranged. Despite his (many) flaws, he is a father figure to Maria, and has known her and her family for years.
Gerald "Jerry" Howler- Species: Coyote Maria's arch nemesis ever since she rejected him. Jerry is very stupid. He also takes medication frequently and has pica. He is, however a ruthless fighter. He has light brown fur and gray-brown eyes. He wears black leather and has several scars. His teeth are crooked and abnormally large. His first arrest was for biting the dentist. He often rides a motorcycle with Jose and Rafael and is afraid of ghosts. He is loosely inspired by the characters of both Ed and Nuka from The Lion King.
Jose Green- Species: Parrot One of Jerry's sidekicks. He is not as smart as Rafael but not quite as stupid as Jerry. He has green feathers and an eyepatch over one of his beady orange eyes, even though both are fully functional. Jose often forgets he can fly. When he remembers that he can, he often flies his compatriots to safety. He likes to ride a motorcycle when he's not flying and wears black leather. Like Birdbrain, he is distracted by mirrors and bells.
Rafael Longtail- Species: Gerbil Jerry's other sidekick. He is probably the most intelligent of the group, but even he is pretty stupid. He wears black leather and several rings. He is an albino. Like his friends, he enjoys riding a motorcycle. He likes running in wheels.
BATMAN OC's( Don't read if you haven't read A Perfect Union!):
Alexandria Rolfe Wayne: She has long black hair and catlike green eyes. Her parents were thought to be Charles and Marissa Rolfe( killed by the Joker and Harley Quinn), but they are revealed to be Bruce Wayne and Selina Kyle. Her birthday is January 5. She is 15 years old. When she was born, she was switched with the Rolfes' dead baby. She has taken judo and gymnastics. Damian is initially suspicious of her, but she eventually earns his respect by beating him in a duel.
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I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I am polite to teachers, so I MUST be a teacher's pet.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
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If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this to your profile.
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
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I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with books who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, secilmis yazar, Holly Marie Fowl, cutiekatec, captainameliagirl, edger230, kendramccormick
--_IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?_--_
Falling In Love
Boyfriend / Girlfriend's Theme
Best Friend's Theme
Fight With Parents
By Yourself at Home
Coming Down (Hangover)
Going To War
Night Before Battle
Last Fight Result
Reuniting With Old Friends
Well, this was interesting. Life Soundtrack Meme originally from: the-black-wolf-angel.deviantar…