zarterpwns
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Joined 04-03-12, id: 3878444, Profile Updated: 08-16-13
Author has written 3 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Kane Chronicles.

ATTENTION TO ALL READERS/FOLLOWERS: My fanfics are moving to my Tumblr! I can't use the laptop that I did last year and so it'll be easier if they're just continued on there. Info! My Tumblr is itswatsonbiches (bitches without the 't') and I promise to continue them on the same update days! Every ask I recieve about it will make me write faster and post sooner. You don't have to have an account to read the fics but I strongly suggest getting one because Tumblr is an awesome website and you will be able to send asks to me to force me to write and it's just all around perfection. Okay! Gotta go now. Hope to see you all on Tumblr! If you have one already, send me a message saying your from FF and I'll make sure to tell you when I'm getting the next chapter out. And will also love you forever. Allons-y!

Hey guys!

Okay, here's some info you probably don't care about.

Name: zarterpwns. That's the only name you're getting from me.

Birthday: December 17th.

Favorite books: Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Heroes of Olympus, The Kane Chronicles, Witch and Wizard, Maximum Ride, The Song of Achilles (my favorite book of all time, actually), and Artemis Fowl.

Favorite bands: Green Day, Fall Out Boy, The All-American Rejects, 3OH!3, One Republic, The Script, Chameleon Circuit, and Anberlin.

Favorite singer: Adam Lambert (He's amazing-ness.)

Favorite shows: Gilmore Girls, Friends, Sherlock (BBC), and Doctor Who.

Favorite Movies: Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock Holmes: Game of Shadows, The Avengers, Despicable Me, Snow White and the Huntsmen, and Battleship.

To all my Johnlock lovers!!!! If you haven't read this, you have to. Now. This minute. This second. It's called Alone On the Water by Madlori and is a major tear-jerker. I cried harder reading this than I did watching Reichenbach. I want you all to read this, tell the author how you felt, then tell me. I'd love to hear your reactions. Here's a link -> http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6914974/1/Alone-On-the-Water now onwards!

And... I'll add more info when I think about it.

Okay, so someone knew started following one of my stories, so I checked out their profile. I'm trying to start looking at my follower's profiles because... I don't really know I guess it just seems polite or something. Anyways, I read this and just HAD to re-post this. If you love your mom the size of the universe then put this on your profile too. I love you mom!

When you were 5, your mom gave you an ice-cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.

When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming to soccer to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.

When you were 10, your mom paid for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.

When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.

When you were 14, your mom paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.

When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.

When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.

When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying goodbye outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to in front of your friends.

When you were 26, your mom paid for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.

When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents are to their children.

Then on night she died quietly and everything you did came crashing down on you.

If you love your mom, copy and paste this in your profile. If you don't, then you won't care if your mom dies, will you?

(Put this on your page if u like music)
(o) music

That also came from their page.

See you!

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Little Ocean, Smallest Sea by UnluckyWriter reviews
During a fight with Kronos and the Demigods, Percy was turned into a 5-year old! With no memory of who he was, Percy's stuck with...Luke. Contains slash! And some potty-mouthing! Pairings: Luke/Percy and others...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,294 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Luke C., Percy J.
Annabeth Chase Vs The Internet by ithinkabouttrees reviews
The head councilors of each cabin are given a special reward; laptops! But what happens when someone with all the wisdom in the world is pitted against something with no wisdom at all? Insanity, that's what. It's Annabeth's first "normal" summer in a very long time, and things are about to get pretty crazy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,949 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Godbook by TheGreekGoddessAthena reviews
A new thing has come to Olympus; GODBOOK! Statuses, comments, and bitch fights galore! The Olympians are going to realize that what happens on Olympus won't always stay on Olympus. [Minor Athena/Poseidon themes]
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,361 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 4451 - Favs: 10,371 - Follows: 1,037 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
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Chain of Events reviews
Percy and Nico. Two demigods who have been through trouble since day one. Two demigods who were meant to be together. Read about their lives from childhood to adulthood. (Sorry, kind of suck at summary's, story's better.) UPDATE: Check my profile for major changes!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,507 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Nico A., Percy J.
Hosts reviews
Carter's day just took a nosedive. Zia just kissed him and told him depressing news. He's feeling sad, and who comes to brighten up his day? No one else but Horus! Corus one-shot (may turn into chapter story depending on the reviews.) UPDATE: Check my profile for major changes!
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Carter K., Horus
Sleepwalker reviews
"Percy, wait! Please!" He heard Annabeth calling after him and didn't stop, just picked up his pace. Even if he wanted to talk to her, he was too shell-shocked to even form a grunt of acknowledgement. And the only thing that showed up when he thought of her was her. And Nico. Making out on her bed. On her and Percy's fifth anniversary. UPDATE: Check my profile for major changes!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
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