![]() Author has written 13 stories for Strange Angels, Lili St. Crow, Gallagher Girls, Virals, Night World series, and Drake Chronicles. Hey this is lavell. This is just a little bit about me. 1:Fav books are Gallagher Academy, Percy Jackson, Heroes of Olympus, Mortal Instruments, Infernal Devices, Fallen series, Starcrossed series, Hush, Hush series, Morganville Vampires, Vampire Academy, Ranger's Apprentice, Hunger games, Matched series, Incarnate by Jodi Meadows, Embrace by Jessica Shirvington, Starcrossed by Josephine Angelini, Kane Chronicles, the Secret Circle, Beka Cooper...the list goes on & on & on. Did I mention it's long? Like REALLY long! Hey check out Navy Seals in Breacon Breaches by DarthZ if you can! It's amazing! 2:Friends-Emmy(who's crazy) and Ky-Ky(someone you don't want to tick off) Emmy has a fanfic account BellaMonster and Ky-Ky has Dylan Smith. Also my new fanfic BFF is IfYoureReadingThisYouCanRead! You are all awesome!!!!!!!!! Check out their accounts please!! 3:Music- Country all the way! Some rock. Carrie Underwood, Taylor Swift, Miranda Lambert, Selena Gomez, Blake Shelton, Jason Aldean, One Direction, Adele, 3 days grace, def leopard, Tim McGraw, Kenny Chesney, Kip Moore, and Luke Bryan, Craig Morgan, Hunter Hayes, the Farm 4:Sports- Soccer and Volleyball I LOVE GYM CLASS! AND I HATE WHEN GIRLS WON'T GET IN THE GAME! I also work backstage in the drama department at my school along with my sister. 5 :Yes I'm a girl 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. If you see the bomb squad running... try to keep up. Best Friend Quotes: I used to be normal until I met these losers called my best friends A good friend knows all your best stories, A best friend has lived them with you A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life Copy this on to your profile if you want someone/have someone who is like this What a Boyfriend SHOULD do (A real boyfriend): Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.(3 books a year? Is that some kind of joke? Perhaps a typo; and they really mean "3 books a Day?") If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny Jesus, He will deny you in front of His Father in the gates of Heaven. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master... He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher... He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer... He had no army, yet kings feared him... He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world... He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him... He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...If you believe in the true God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost then copy and paste this in your profile Facts Of Life Being mature is overrated. Being weird is like being normal, only better. I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me. I didn't trip! I tackled the floor! Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright. One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life? As you make your way through this hectic world of ours, set aside a few minutes each day. At the end of the year, you'll have a couple of days saved up. Silence is golden, duct tape is silver When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. Life is like a pack of gum . . . I've yet to figure out why. Be insane . . . because well behaved girls never made history. If your name is Mr.Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch? My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out. To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is, why would I keep looking after I’ve found it? Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner! Person #2: Too bad the world is round! Growing old is mandatory . . . growing up is optional . . . We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But we teenage girls are good at 2 things: Staying Strong, and Being Ourselves. Life was so simple when boys had cooties! Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried. I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas If I had any dignity that would have been humiliating. Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with! That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast. Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. A wise man once said, "Ask a girl." When in doubt, push random buttons! Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter When you talk to God, that's religion. When God talks to you, that's psychotic. You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft! There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train. Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered..."Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?" There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves. They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people... Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it. He who laughs last thinks slowest An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work I'm not cynical, everything just sucks I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept. They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance. Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss. There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots. The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’re good I'm not as dumb as you look The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk. Sarcasm is one more service we offer. Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck. I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away. They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room? Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs. Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to Love your enemies. It gets them really confused. I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing Things To Consider · If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches? · What disease did cured ham have? · Why do we say we “slept like a baby” when babies wake up every hour and a half? · Why do alarm clocks “go off” when they start making noise? · Instead of “All things in moderation,” shouldn’t it be “Some things in moderation”? · Why do we yell “Heads up!” when we should be yelling “Heads down!”? · Why is it called quicksand when it sucks you down very, very slowly? · When French people swear, do they say, “Pardon my English”? · Why is it called the Department of the Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors? · Why are they called marbles if they’re made out of glass? · If everyone lost five pounds at the same time, would it throw the Earth out of its orbit? · What color hair do bald men put on their driver’s license? · How do you know when it’s time to tune your bagpipes? · How do you throw away a garbage can? · Why do we put our suits in a garment bag and our garments in a suitcase? · When two airplanes almost collide, why is it a “near miss”? Shouldn’t it be a “near hit”? · How can something be both “new” and “improved”? · Why do we shut up, but quiet down? · How did the “Keep Off the Grass” sign get there in the first place? The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it? Repost this if you truly believe in God |