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Joined 04-04-12, id: 3880842, Profile Updated: 05-27-13


Name: Call me Joker

Likes: Childrens card games, controlling and battling mutated animals, and fanfiction

Dislikes: Any Naruto fanfiction where he is gay, When in pokemon they turn Ash back into a 10 year old after he completes a journey and currently Tacos

Activities: Reading fanfiction, Coming up with new fanfiction that people haven't done before, Doing nothing, and rocking out to music.

Favorite Naruto Pairings











MOST HATED NARUTO PAIRINGS EVER (Check Rant bellow for more information)




Sasuke-Emo Bitch


Hinata- She is a stalking stuttering main house bitch. She stalks Naruto for the entire show then when he faces Pein she jumps in says she loves him Dies and then everyone think she should be with him. Well here is some news for you people HINATA IS A FAN GIRL. There not all just for Sasuke.

Sakura- She is a evil psychopathic abusive bitch. She has beaten Naruto for the entire anime and then she also says she loves him but she also has said that to Sasuke who she begged for Naruto to get back. The minute Sasuke ever comes back and she was dating Naruto she would dump him for Sasuke in a heartbeat.

Sasuke- I dont exactly hate him. I can read stories where he's nice or when he's bashed just not when he is gay with Naruto. I hate him because the creators made it so it seemed like Naruto was gay as he tried to bring back Sasuke and that created so much Yaoi and now i cant find one fanfiction with there names in it where they have a brotherly bond not a gay one.


Top 5 Naruto guys in order

1. Naruto (Obviously)

2. Killer Bee (Rap for the win)

3. Shino (Bugs as weapons... BAD ASS)

4. Shikamaru (And i qoute 'Troublesome')

5.Choji (He's Fat He's Fat you know it)

Top 5 Naruto Girls

1. Fu (Jinchuuriki for the win)

2. Mei Terumi (Shut up or she'll kill you)

3. Yugito (Meow)

4. Ino (Flower Power)

5. Konan (Paper- it can kill you now)


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DWMA's Next Ultimate Meister by Oturan Namikaze reviews
A new student is coming to Death City, and he goes by the name of Naruto Stein. With a powerful soul and a strong weapon at his side, let's see how this young meister handles against his fellow students, corrupted souls, powerful witches and other evils that hide within the madness of this world. Pairings Undecided.
Crossover - Naruto & Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,490 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 954 - Updated: 6/8/2015 - Published: 9/19/2013 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Franken Stein
Son Of The Huntress: Breaking The Titans Curse by SoulReaperCrewe reviews
Returning from Mount Myoboku, Naruto is thrown right back into the life of a demi god when the woman he has wanted to meet for sixteen years is captured by the enemy. Joining the quest to save Artemis, they will travel west to face their enemies and free the Moon Goddess as the Second Titan War officially begins. Follows canon but will have originality to it.
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,420 - Reviews: 1344 - Favs: 2,413 - Follows: 2,275 - Updated: 3/29/2015 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Naruto U., Artemis, Silena B., Zoƫ N.
Ben 10: Unlimited by The Incredible Muffin reviews
Ben Tennyson has lost everything. Now, in a new universe, he must decide: will he return to the role of hero? BenXSupergirl Based off of sandman7734's story. Complete! Sequel is up!
Crossover - Justice League & Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 240,834 - Reviews: 1106 - Favs: 1,314 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 3/31/2014 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Complete
Hanging Ten: Witchy Woman by The Writer with No Name reviews
After weeks of being friend-zoned by Emma, Johnny finally decides to move on, but this decision couldn't have come at a worse a not-so-charming guest arrives at Surfer's Paradise, intent on settling an old score. AU Stoked S1-2, Ben 10: AF S2-3.
Crossover - Ben 10 & Stoked - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 44,664 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/12/2014 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Johnny - Complete
Son Of The Huntress: The Sea Of Monsters by SoulReaperCrewe reviews
Returning to Camp Half Blood for another summer, Naruto and friends are given a quest to find and bring back the fabled Golden Fleece which lies some where within the dreaded Sea of Monsters in order to heal Thalia's tree and to stop the Camp and their home from being over run with Monsters. With follow canon but will have originality to it.
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 152,196 - Reviews: 1455 - Favs: 1,922 - Follows: 1,113 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Naruto U., Silena B. - Complete
Something Grim This Way Comes by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry is about to start his first year at Hogwarts. With him comes his cynical, somewhat unofficial, not to mention bent on world domination girlfriend Mandy. And they're also bringing their mutual best friend i.e.: indentured servant the Grim Reaper.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 68,629 - Reviews: 952 - Favs: 3,303 - Follows: 2,223 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Harry P., Mandy