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Joined 04-04-12, id: 3881032, Profile Updated: 01-17-15
Author has written 4 stories for Criminal Minds, Avengers, Book Thief, and Catcher in the Rye.

Hey world! Just because I'm sure you're all wondering, the guy in my avatar is a superhero/vigilante called the Question, and he has no face, so it totally fits with the whole 'anonymous' thing.

And now, some lovely cut and pasted from other people's profiles!

A black man sat down at a counter in some random store. A white man was sitting behind him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'mBLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you, sir, When you're born you'rePINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turnBLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? Repost this if you truly believe in God. PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up 4 him he will stand up for you.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A good friend will bail you out of jail.A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A good friend has never seen you cry.A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.
A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.
A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.
A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.
A good friend will ask you why you are crying. A best friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just help you cry.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

They say, “Guns don’t kill people- people kill people.” Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled, “BANG!” I don’t think you’d kill too many people, you know?

You know, there are poor people in Africa who can’t afford sarcasm, and yet you abuse it!

If you've ever had a crush on a fictional character copy this into your profile.

If Life give you lemons, don't demand lemonade! Be thankful for your freaking free lemons!

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!!

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Second Place by Tony Stark's Hidden Side reviews
It wasn't something most people kept track of, the number of times someone has saved your life, but the Howling Commandos did. Steve certainly hadn't intended to continue the tradition with the Avengers, but it just... happened. Only Steve knew the day Tony's count passed Bucky's. One twenty-six to one twenty-seven, and it felt like he was leaving his best friend behind. No slash.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,856 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/11 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier - Complete
I Am Not Your Jim Gordon by WerewolvesAreReal reviews
Daredevil has been directing criminals to confess to Sergeant Brett Mahoney specifically. Brett would like an explanation for this, and the cops of Hell's Kitchen speculate.
Daredevil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,858 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/22/2015 - Matt M., OC, Brett M. - Complete
Taxi Driver by fluggerbutter reviews
Violet Baudelaire finds herself washed upon the shores of Briny Beach—the very place where her misfortune started. Her ship has crashed. Her family is nowhere in sight. And then comes the taxi driver.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,457 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/1/2014 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Violet B., Lemony S.
There Is Another Sky by The Oreo reviews
The Five Year Mission is celebrating it's one year anniversary when the Enterprise encounters a colony of humans. The only problem? They shouldn't exist.
Crossover - Firefly & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,686 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 5/30/2014 - Published: 9/15/2013
A Noose Of New Device by Itty Bitty Albatross reviews
Or, an unlucky number of rules for dealing with Cecil and Carlos.
Radio Dramas - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/27/2014 - Welcome to Night Vale - Complete
Unofficial Rules of The Enterprise by Dannrose reviews
Unofficial rules that all crewmembers of The Enterprise must abide by.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 33,948 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 3/26/2014 - Published: 12/6/2013 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones, M. Scott/Scotty, P. Chekov - Complete
Long Road Home by Eternal She-Wolf reviews
"It's the greatest ship ever built." His voice cracks, and he tells himself it's because he's been speaking for probably days now and he's thirsty and his throat is probably bleeding and Bones will kill him, goddamit, Jim – A tear leaks out of the corner of his eye. "I want to go home." He whispers.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,375 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/31/2014 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Innocent Until Declared Guilty by NamelesslyNightlock reviews
…even if they confess. Kings don't have to 'prove' anything; what they say goes. But when Merlin is seen practicing magic Arthur refuses to declare him guilty, even after Merlin does so himself. There has to be another way… Reveal fic. One shot.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,822 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Merlin, Arthur, Gwaine - Complete
All You Need Is Love by rainbowfish22 reviews
[Welcome to Night Vale] Cecil can't wrap his head around it. "So they just kicked you out? For loving a boy?"
Radio Dramas - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Welcome to Night Vale - Complete
When Worlds Collide by elfinblue reviews
When a kidnapped Tony DiNozzo is rescued by legendary - and supposedly dead - serial killers Dean and Sam Winchester, the NCIS team takes over the Winchester investigation. What they find is a file filled with contradictions and impossibilities. This is an attempt to cross these shows but keep both in canon. No slash. No pairings.
Crossover - NCIS & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 113,980 - Reviews: 1448 - Favs: 2,566 - Follows: 1,043 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Complete
No Difference by BookkeeperThe reviews
Derek has been in a lot of bad situations. This one easily makes the top five. Or would, if Dean and Sam Winchester were actually acting like the sadistic psychopaths he expected them to be.
Crossover - Supernatural & Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,995 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 1,053 - Follows: 169 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Sam W., D. Morgan - Complete
In Media Res by MoonMargaret reviews
In the beginning, he was trapped. In the end, he would be free or he would be dead. But for Merlin, the secret sorcerer, and for Arthur, the king who doesn't understand, being stuck in the middle is the worst place to be. And yet, at least they are not stuck alone. * A series of one-shot reveal fics* *Can all be read separately*
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,181 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Matters of Vital Importance by OnyxBird reviews
Kili is delirious and determined to carry out some very important tasks. Bilbo proves his talent in handling a delusional dwarf.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 43 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Kíli, Bilbo B. - Complete
Prompt: Rory Pond, Clint Barton, wounded by PlayPrayDie reviews
There was something about this guy. He wasn't exactly lying, more like just not bothering to tell the truth. Clint just couldn't quite put his finger on what it was that he was glossing over.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Rory W., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Of Gallifrey and Earth by CrankWindPencil reviews
What is it that makes the Doctor believe that after Amy and Rory become married, Rory is now Rory Pond? Pure speculation. Please read and review.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/24/2012 - 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
Lost in Translation by Lissy Strata reviews
The TARDIS's translation circuit is sabotaged by small, furry aliens. Then it all goes downhill from there. Featuring One, Susan, Ian, and Barbara.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,534 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - 1st Doctor, Barbara W., Ian C., Susan F. - Complete
The Prisoner by OliveBranchStories reviews
Arthur, a soldier, has a discussion through a wire fence with a prisoner in a concentration camp about what's right, what's wrong, never giving up and never letting go. One shot. Inspired by 'The Book Thief.'
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,432 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Arthur - Complete
Smooth Out These Crumpled Pages by Quinndolynn reviews
The sun is strong that day, but they have already proved themselves stronger. AU of less tragedy. Liesel/Rudy
Book Thief - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,585 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Liesel M., Rudy S. - Complete
Listening By Ear by StillWaters1 reviews
Lestrade figured that anyone who thought John Watson wasn't important, and that Sherlock hadn't changed since meeting him, had to be completely, bloody deaf. Because it was all right there, in every sound Sherlock made. For anyone attentive enough to listen.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,384 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 77 - Published: 7/8/2012 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
How we're Remembered by OzoraWings reviews
You were dying while saving us, you past while light filled the darkest of tunnels, and even after death, you continued to save people. The only promise I can give you now, is to remember, to remember the life I had been apart of, if only for a few days. Two-shot. 'T' for safety.
Angel Beats!/エンジェルビーツ - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,807 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Igarashi, Y. Otonashi - Complete
And Now To The Weather by AmyNChan reviews
Please disregard the title. it was a dare. Phinbella fluff and cuteness inside ! Sequel is now up!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,144 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Phineas, Isabella - Complete
Life to a Soul by tee.tee.why.el reviews
Few people ever see inside Tony Stark; fewer still can stomach what they find. So Tony hides, closing all the doors, using charm and confidence as armor when he's not in the suit. To his horror, Steve somehow manages to see inside him anyway.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,908 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 119 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Linked by Harpsflame reviews
what if the team fell aleep with their minds still linked? memorys revealed, dark painful pasts, and forgoten promises. idea by Lillianna Rider. rated T for traumatic pasts
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,817 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Complete
Her Voice by aMUSEment345 reviews
Reid makes a final visit to his mother, accompanied by a friend. First in the 'Soundings' series.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,142 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - S. Reid, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Live Again by sick-atxxheart reviews
The moment when the Dursleys finally realize what Harry has gone through - and surprisingly, it helps.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,861 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Car Ride Conversations by katherinefics reviews
"What the heck is a 'snoze?" "... Sneeze in past tense?" The Grimm kids go for a ride. Chaos ensures. Rated T for a minor swear reference.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,022 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Sabrina G., Daphne G.
Commentator by our dancing days reviews
"Mr Black, this is supposed to be an un-biased, just commentary." ... "If you wanted that, Minnie, you should have hired a Hufflepuff."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Sirius B., Minerva M. - Complete
The Game by Janec Shannon reviews
Their friendship had always been like a game. And then Merlin's magic was revealed and everyone waited. Because they didn't know if it broke the rules of the game, but it certainly broke the laws of the game board on which they play.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 62 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Sherlock Is Not The One You Should Worry About by AllesandraQuartermaine reviews
Sally Donovan's eyes are opened about a certain Doctor John Watson.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 1,031 - Follows: 120 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Sgt. S. Donavan, John W. - Complete
To Die by Sarruby reviews
His secret discovered, Merlin's punishment is yet unknown.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,934 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 52 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Arthur - Complete
Kirk's Completely Logical Executive Decision by fireonfire reviews
Another redshirt dies in a ridiculous way. Captain Kirk makes an executive decision.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/11/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Gospel According to Lupin by Scandalacious Intentions reviews
Statistically, we’re better off than most fathers and sons because it’s been proven that the human brain absorbs more from what its owner reads than what its owner hears." Teddy recieves a series of letters from his deceased father.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 36,557 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Teddy L., Remus L. - Complete
Idiocy Revealed by Sydelle Rein reviews
Sequel to "Idiocy," though not necessary to read it first. In which Arthur realizes that maybe he's an idiot after all. No slash
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 62 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Five and One: Things Not To Say In Shi'Kahr by Penbrydd reviews
Spock's got a paint-peeling command of expletives, but only in his native language. The average speaker of Standard has no idea that he's anything but calm and collected, but he can scald the ears off a Vulcan.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,945 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 896 - Follows: 80 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Playing Favourites by Mindy35 reviews
Ten/Donna. Donna asks the Doctor the question no woman could resist long.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/22/2008 - [Donna N., 10th Doctor] - Complete
The Great Danville Cold Wars by The Illustrious Crackpot reviews
A silly little story about Candace falling ill, Phineas and Ferb venturing into the field of modern medicine, and Perry's epic quest to stop yet another of Dr. Doofenshmirtz's evil schemes!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,405 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Complete
The Man With No Name by Frostfyre7 reviews
He hadn't really counted on getting into a pub brawl over the color of his coat on some speck of a planet, or signing up with a crew of petty criminals. Still, he'd always wondered what really happened to those Lost Colonists from Earth...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 105,986 - Reviews: 1114 - Favs: 2,498 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - 10th Doctor - Complete
A Hare,y Little Problem by spunkymuzicnote reviews
ONESHOT Harry has an opportunity to view a Pensieve memory of his parents—When Lily overhears James commenting on Remus’s “furry little problem” the Marauders must do some fast talking to get themselves out of a sticky situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,557 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 70 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
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Presentations reviews
Holden is suffering his way through a real mucked up presentation on Wuthering Heights when he finds himself once more in hot water. Just so you know, you will understand a bit more of the story if you have read Wuthering Heights, though I suppose it's not really needed.
Catcher in the Rye - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Complete
Worse than Heaven reviews
I went about the next few years thinking that there was nothing worse than Himmel Street. Nothing worse than hearing Leisel scream for her Papa and her Mama and her Rudy. Nothing worse than knowing that I held everything that gave her life meaning in my arms ... I was wrong. ***ONESHOT***
Book Thief - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Death
Shell Shocked reviews
Steve has a question and an apology, so he goes to find Tony, but hits a few not-so minor issues at the lab. Yeah, another one of those. Thank you to those who suggested the new title "Shell Shock". This used to be "How to Freak out a Supersoldier 101"
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,182 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 58 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Bonny and Blithe reviews
The team gets called to Las Vegas where brutal murders are occurring. They need all hands on deck for this one, but Reid is having some issues with the Chief of Police and the lack of cooperation could cripple the investigation. Teen because it's CM.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/30/2012 - S. Reid