Author has written 14 stories for Merlin, and Hunger Games.
Hi! :) My name is Jade, but you can call me Maniac or MF if you want. I'm a writer, nerd, procrastinator, actress, singer, and EXTREME fangirl. I apologize if this becomes a little long… one of the many perks of being a writer.
I absolutely ADORE Britain and coffee. And sometimes I talk in a British accent and try to sound sophisticated. Because I can.
My favorite colors are purple, black, silver, white, and red.
My favorite thing EVER is Merlin. I will seriously talk to you about the show for hours, if you let me. And I get all HFSHFOSHOFHSOHFOS a LOT.
I especially have a fascination with Colin Morgan. And his collarbones. And his bromance with Bradley James. And his hair. And…. Yeah, his everything.
I do a lot of highly sophisticated and intellectual things. Such as watching My Little Pony. And singing in the shower. And wearing nerdy glasses, even though I don’t need to.
I’m 100% not sarcastic. I’m just intelligent beyond your understanding.
I dream of a better world where chickens can cross roads without having their motives questioned.
I am currently only writing Merlin stories. If you want to write a story with me, pm me, and we can work something out. :)
ATTENTION MERLIN LOVERS!!! - GO TO THIS LINK AND PLEASE HELP US!! - MF
I'm begging you, go to Fanfiction.net's sister sight, FictionPress.com. I'm Merlinfanatic77 there, as well. :D I have a poem collection called Pieces of Jade, and I'm including the link, below. I'd really appreciate it if you looked at them or even reviewed. :D
Below are all of the websites I am on. :P
- Writer’s Digest
- Writing.com (USER ID is just Merlinfanatic... they wouldn't let me put 77 in... grrrrr...)
- The Heart of Camelot
My USER ID for ALL of them, except Writing.com, is Merlinfanatic77.
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Below are some lovely Merlin links. :)
Long Live - Merlin and Arthur and EVERYONE
Merlin music video for Love Story - Arthur and Morgana
Merlin music video for Hey Soul Sister- Colin and Bradley (bromance only)
Merlin music video about how Merlin gets no credit - Merlin
Merlin music video for sad magic reveal - Merlin and Arthur
Merlin music video for angry magic reveal - Merlin and Arthur
Merlin music video for According to You - Merlin, Arthur, and Morgana
Merlin music video for I Knew You Were Trouble - Merlin and Morgana
Merlin music video for This is War - Merlin and Arthur and JISFSHOFSHOFH EVERYONE OKEE
Merlin music video for Colin Morgan's Life - Colin Morgan, Bradley James, Katie Mcgrath, and other people
Merlin music video for How to Save a Life - Merlin, Morgana, Arthur, Balinor, and other characters
Merlin music video for Top Ten Merlin and Arthur Emotional Moments - Merlin, Arthur, and various other characters
Merlin music video for You're Not Safe - Merlin, Morgana, and various other characters
Merlin music video for Just a Little Girl - Merlin, Morgana, and various other characters
Merlin music video for Hurricane - Merlin, Morgana, and various other characters
Merlin music video for What Hurts the Most - Merlin, Arthur, Morgana, Freya, and Gwen (briefly)
Merlin music video for Echo - Mostly Merlin and Arthur... some knights, too
Merlin music video for, "He's in the tavern, isn't he?" - Merlin, Arthur, and random other characters - LOL! SOOOOOOO funny!!!!!!!! *dies*
Merlin music video for, "He is... my manservant." - Merlin, Arthur, and random other characters - Oh my goodness! Another funny one!!!!!!
Merlin music video for You're the Voice - Colin and Bradley
Merlin music video for Wide Awake - Most of the cast
Merlin music video for It's Gonna be Alright - The whole cast
It's Not Our Fault We're Awesome - Merlin cast :P
By Your Side - Merlin and Arthur
Merlin music video for No Need to Say Goodbye - Mostly Merlin and Arthur. This freaken made me cry. :(
Merlin music video for... just watch it. - Merlin and Arthur. This is the saddest one ever. Bring tissues. I cried for a long time.
Merlin music video for Every Day - Merlin and Arthur
Merlin music video for I Won't Give Up - Merlin and Arthur
You Belong With Me - Shawn and Juliet
Check Yes, Juliet - Shawn and Juliet
I've Got a Dream - Merlin and the Knights and Arthur (I REGRET NOTHING :P)
You Found Me - Merlin and Arthur
Rolling in the Deep - Merlin and Morgana
Merlin Crack (You're SUCH a girl's petticoat!) - MERLIN AND ARTUR
Apologize - Merlin and Morgana
Because of You - Morgana and Uther (THIS IS JUST HSOHSFOHFOS THE LYRICS ARE SO PERFECT)
Radioactive - Merlin, Morgana, Arthur, and basically everyoooooooone
King and Lionheart - Merlin and Arthur (this will make you bawl like a baby)
The Greatest Sorcerer to Ever Walk the Earth - Merlin
Safe and Sound - Merlin and Arthur
She Will be Loved - Merlin and Morgana
Love the Way You Lie - Merlin and Morgana
Putting up With Arthur - Merlin and Arthur
Demons - Merlin and Morgana
Skyfall - Merlin and Arthur and EVERYONE (R.I.P. THE "ONCE AND FUTURE SHOW")
WE WANT MORE MERLIN VIDEO
Time of Our Lives - Merlin and Arthur and EVERYONE (FOR ALL OF THE MERLIN FANS OUT THERE - LETS REMEMBER THE GOOD TIMES)
Breakeven - Merlin and Morgana (MODERN AU)
You Don't Know Me (Boston) - Merlin and Arthur
All This Time - Merlin and Arthur (MODERN AU)
Merlin Season One Humor - Mostly Merlin and Arthur
Merlin Season Two Humor - Mostly Merlin and Arthur
Closer to the Edge - Merlin, Arthur, and the crew
When You Were Mine - Merlin and Morgana (MODERN AU)
Promise of a Lifetime - Merlin and Arthur (so cute!)
Gone, Gone, Gone - Merlin and Arthur
The Last Time - Merlin and Morgana
Strong Enough to Save - Merlin and Arthur
Haunted - Merlin and Morgana
Breathe - Merlin and Morgana
Eyes Open - Mostly Arthur and Merlin
Somebody That I Used to Know - Merlin and Morgana
A Second Chance - Merlin and Morgana (Modern AU)
Never Let Me Go - Merlin and Morgana (Modern AU)
Losing Your Memory - Mostly Merlin and Arthur (tribute to the finale) *cue ugly sobbing*
I Too Have Suffered - Morgana (Watch in HD)
A Thousand Years - Merlin and Arthur (EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HALP)
What if I Told You - Merlin and Arthur
When You Loose Something You Can't Replace - Merlin and Arthur (*curls up in corner and cries eyes out*)
My Immortal - Merlin and Arthur (I WILL NOT CRY I WILL NOT CRY - I'M CRYING)
I'm Bleeding out for You - Merlin and Arthur (CAN YOU FREAKEN NOT)
Just Forget the World - Merlin and Arthur (BBS!)
Clocks - Merlin, Arthur, Gwen, Gauis, Uther, and Morgana
Secrets - Mostly Arthur, Merlin, Morgana, and Gwen
Your Guardian Angel - Merlin and Arthur (BAWLING OKEE)
You Raise Me Up - Merlin and Arthur (WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY)
Beside You - Merlin and Arthur
DELETED SCENES - Merlin and Arthur (GO TO 1:15 AND DIE OF FEELS)
Light 'em up - Merlin and Arthur
She's Lost Inside - Morgana
Let It Go - Mostly Merlin, Arthur, Morgana, and Gwen
Everyone Has an Angel - Merlin and Arthur
Meet me in the Aftermath - Merlin, Arthur, Morgana, and Gwen
You Can Be King Again - Arthur
May Angels Lead You In - Everyone who died in Merlin
Silver Lining - Merlin and Arthur
Close Your Eyes - Mostly Merlin, Arthur, Morgana, and Gwen
To Rise Again - Merlin and Arthur
I'm Not Afraid to Fall - Merlin
I am Cut - Merlin and Arthur (So beautiful)
I'll Love You Long After You're Gone, Gone, Gone - Merlin and Arthur
Hurt - Merlin and Arthur
Only Human - Merlin, Arthur, Gwen, and Morgana (THIS GAVE ME GOOSEBUMPS)
Counting Stars - Merlin, Arthur, Morgana, Gwen, Gaius, Uther, and Freya (The lyrics are perfect)
Let It Go - Merlin, Arthur, Gwen, Morgana, Percival, and Gwaine
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These are just too funny! It amazes me some of the genius the world shows. :)
On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. (Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap," (and that would be how...?)
On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, ya know, it's "just" a suggestion.)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought...?)
On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because...?)
On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious...)
On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash!)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, ooh,...fly Delta?)
On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company, I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Oh my...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
On a Korean kitchen knife -- "Warning: keep out of children." (hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)
On a matress warning label -- "WARNING: Do not attempt to swallow." (What prompted this?)
On the back of a watch -- "For Best Results Use Other Side." (I start to question the world now.)
On land o lakes butter -- "CONTAINS:MILK" (WHO KNEW!?!)
LOL! Hoped you laughed! :D
In New York-
It is against the law to throw a ball at someone’s head for fun. (Dang it!)
Citizens may not greet each other by “putting one’s thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers”. (But, but, but-)
Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 PM. (Why is that illegal?)
The penalty for jumping off a building is death. (Well, that's a little obvious, isn't it?)
While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door. (O.O)
Doors of all public buildings must open outwards. (What if someone is walking toward you and you hit them with the door?)
It is illegal to sell your children. (Well, I would hope so!)
Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner. (Uh...)
A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing. (What is the point of this?)
If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle. (Who would own and elephant in Flordia...?)
It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit. (Aw man! Good-bye bikini karaoke night.)
Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs. (Okay...)
Signs are required to be written in English. (What if someone's foreign?)
No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday. (So, any other day they can?)
in South Dakota-
No horses are allowed into Fountain Inn unless they are wearing pants. (No comment needed...)
It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory. (But, it smeels so soothing!)
It is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket. (I don't have pockets.)
No one may eat ice cream on the sidewalk. (Do you mean 'off the sidewalk'? Cause that would make a lot more sense.)
Illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians. (I take that as offensive!)
It’s illegal for frogs to croak after 11 PM. (Do the frogs know that?)
Frightening a baby is in violation of the law. (Too late.)
It shall be unlawful to provide beer or other intoxicants to elephants. (A drunk elephant? Now THAT I gotta see!)
Dancing is strictly prohibited. (How can you take away dancing!)
It’s illegal to sit on the curb of any city street and drink beer from a bucket. (Why a bucket?)
A milk man may not run while on duty. (Now, Travis, what-ever you do, do NOT run while giving people their milk.)
Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds. (That's a whole lot of candy!)
You may not fish on a camel’s back. (Why would anyone try even try that?)
Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime. (0_o)
Residents may not fish from a giraffe’s back. (Whats with animals and fishing?)
The value of Pi is 3. (What does that have to do with ANYTHING?)
Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March. (I can still take a shower... right?)
It is illegal to make a monkey smoke a cigarette. (What idiotic man made that rule?)
No one may throw an old computer across the street at their neighbor. (Did that happen a lot?)
Clowns beware! (What the heck?!)
If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed. (Ya know that neither means that they'd be stuck their for god knows how long?)
Hitting a vending machine that stole your money is illegal. (Why? It's know like the vending machine feels it.)
No one may wear a bee in their hat. (Why would they want to?)
No one may sing the alphabet on the streets at night. (Snap.)
Contrary to most beliefs, I'm actually a really nice person. :) Honest! These are just for fun. :P
List of Epicly AWESOME Insults
1. Welcome to Loserville. Population: You.
2. Don’t let your mind wonder. It’s far too small to be let out on its own.
3. No, really, I'm glad you've found someone. After all, if someone wants to go out with you, it shows anything is possible.
4. You might as well stop trying - you'll never be the man your mother is.
5. You must have been born on a highway cause that’s where most accidents happen.
6. If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid.
7. Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea.
8. You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye to you.
9. You are so ugly that when your mama dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.
10. I hear when you were a child your mother wanted to hire somebody to take care of you, but the mafia wanted too much.
11. We all sprang from apes, but you didn't spring far enough.
12. I would ask how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.
13. Hey, you have something on your chin... 3rd one down.
14. You're so stupid you got fired from the m&m factory for throwing out all the w's.
15. Yeah you're pretty ... pretty stupid.
16. You're so stupid, brain surgeons are having a hard time.
17. You’re so fake, Barbie is jealous.
18. Why don't you check up on eBay and see if they have a life for sale.
19. You're so ugly you make the second ugliest person in the world look like a super model.
20. Go away. I was looking at something better than you.
21. Your teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when you smile.
22. You're so stupid that you COULDN'T put MM 's in alphabetical order.
23. You're so dumb, you wait at a stop sign for it to go green.
24. What was that? You have a brain freeze? But honey doesn't that actually require a brain first?
25. Look, you aint funny. Your life is just a joke.
26. Hey I'm here from the ugly face factory I'm here to get the face you stole... oh woops that must be your real face.
27. I'm looking forward to the pleasure of your company, since I haven't had it yet.
28. You’re so poor that when you went to the wishing well, you threw in an IOU.
29. Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission...
30. Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you?
31. Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all stupid people.
32. Well, they do say opposites attract...so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
Look, I live in the US, but these ARE true... and HILARIOUS. ;P
Only in America are all the back-pain relievers on the bottom shelf.
Only in America do people order a double cheeseburger, large fries and a DIET coke.
Only in America are there pamphlets that tell illiterate people why they should start learning how to read.
Only in America can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
Only in America are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink
Only in America do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Only in America do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in America do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
Only in America do they have drive-up ATM machines in Braille.
Here are some stories I might write.
1. Dark Whispers - When Arthur overhears a conversation between Morgana and Merlin, he realizes that there is a traitor in his midst and the depth of Merlin's loyalty. FULL OF BROMANCE!
2. Good For Nothing - Arthur's temper gets the best of him, and he yells at Merlin, calling him useless and pathetic. Merlin takes it to heart. He disappears, choosing to protect Arthur from afar. Will Arthur ever be able to get his friend back? - OF COURSE, BROMANCE! :D
3. The Healing Begins - When Arthur finds out about Merlin's magic, their friendship falls apart. Can it ever be repaired? - EXCESSIVE BROMANCE!!
4. So, There's No Chance We Could... Have a Hug? - Arthur is hurting. And, for once, Merlin is the one to give him the encouraging hug, not the other way around.
Please pm me and let me know which I should write next. Thanks! :D
I have not filled out the beta forum yet, but if you want I can unofficially beta your story. I am really good with pronunctiation and grammar. :) If you are in need of my services, pm me! :D
I don't really have any good sayings except these quotes from Merlin, below.
Merlin: My life has always been marked out by destiny, if this is meant to be...I'm not afraid.
Merlin is supposed to be dead. He is fishing with a wooden pole.
Lancelot: What are you-
Lancelot: You’re meant to be-dying.
Merlin: Sorry. Here. (Merlin hands Arthur the stick.)
Lancelot: What’s that?
Merlin: You look like you’re going to fall over.
Lancelot swings the stick at Merlin. Merlin ducks.
Merlin: No-Not as quick as Arthur.
Lancelot: Oh yeah?
Lancelot: No! You’re going back to Camelot.
Merlin: You might be.
Merlin: Say hello to Gauis for me!
Merlin: Arthur can’t finish this without us.
Lancelot: Arthur’s right about you. You never do what you’re told!
Gauis: You are a question that has never been posed before, Merlin.
Merlin makes a fire for him and Lancelot.
Merlin: I’m not entirely useless, you know.
Arthur: Now I realize you're not as big of a fool as you look.
Merlin: I feel the same, now that I realize you're not as arrogant as you sound.
Arthur: Do you still think I'm arrogant?
Merlin: No, more... supercilious.
Arthur: That's a big word Merlin. Are you sure you know what it means?
Arthur: Very good.
Arthur: It doesn't quite mean that
Merlin: No. These are other things you are.
Merlin is prattling on about how Arthur and someone whose name shall not be mentioned were similar.
Merlin: …You both have a bad sense of humor.”
Arthur glares at him.
Merlin: You’re right. You have nothing in common.”
Arthur throws a book at him. Merlin ducks. That’s when Uther walks in. The book lands at his feet.
Merlin stealthily slunk around the corner, ready to strike the intruder with a fishing rod. He found it was only Gwaine.
Merlin: Gwaine! I could have killed you!
Gwaine: With a fishing rod?! Sir Gwain slain by a fishing rod.
Merlin: Do you know how it's like to be a monster, to be afraid of who you are?
Merlin: Ah, great another riddle. Just what i needed.
Merlin: We'll defeat the Dorocha. We will, Arthur. Together.
Arthur: I appreciate that. You're a brave man, Merlin... between battles.
Merlin: (Laughs) You don't know how many times I have saved your life.
Arthur: If I ever become King, I'm going to have you made you court jester.
Arthur: I'm trying to write a speech!
Merlin: Do you want help?
Arthur:(Returning it to Merlin)It needs a polish.
Merlin: I'll add it to the list.
Arthur: Merlin, there aren't many servants who get the chance to write a prince's speech. Obviously it would be too much for you to say 'thank you'.
[Merlin watching a juggler from outside Arthur’s window]
Merlin: Did you see that?
Arthur: It’s a man throwing sticks in the air.
Merlin: What’s wrong? It’s your birthday. A huge feast is being held in your honor. You’ve got jugglers and acrobats to entertain you.
Merlin: It must be a terrible burden.
Arthur: Perhaps I’m not as easily impressed as you.
Merlin: I’m really looking forward to it.
Arthur: Because you have the mind of a child.
[Arthur walks out]
Merlin: And yet, I’m still more intelligent that you.
Arthur: I heard that.
Dragoon: Questions...so many questions! For once in your life, would you just do what you told!
Arthur: Have you been here all night?
Merlin: I didn’t want you to feel alone.
Arthur: You’re a good man, Merlin.
Merlin: It’s… lonely… to… be more powerful than any man you know and have to live like a shadow. To be… special and have to pretend you’re a fool.
Arthur: Do you have any idea what it’s like to live with a man who constantly thinks he’s the best?
Merlin: Mmm… Must be irritating.
Kilgarah: You’re two sides to one coin.
Hunith: He must care about you a great deal.
Merlin: Arthur would do the same for any village, that’s just the way he is.
Hunith: It’s more than that. He’s here for you.
Merlin: I’m just his servant.
Hunith: Give him more credit than that, he likes you.
Merlin: That’s because he doesn’t know me. If he did, I’d probably be dead by now.
Arthur: You look like a startled stoat.
Merlin: Yeah? Well… at least I don’t look like bone-idle toad. Let’s go.
Arthur: Are you saying I look like a toad?
Merlin: Yeah, maybe one day you’ll transform into a handsome prince. But as magic is outlawed, it’ll probably never happen. Come on, let’s go.
Merlin: Yeah. You ready? Let’s go.
Merlin walks into Arthur’s chambers. He finds Arthur, face slumped in a bowl of stew, sleeping. Merlin pounds the table, waking Arthur up.
Merlin: Sorry. I didn’t mean to startle you.
Arthur. You didn’t startle me… I was reading.
Merlin looks around. Nothing on the table remotely resembles a book.
Merlin: What were you reading?
Arthur: *looks around and suddenly realizes his mistake* *tries to cover up his mistake*
Arthur: I am the king of Camelot. I do not have to answer to the likes of you.
Merlin tries to contain his laughter, but fails miserably.
Arthur: What’s so funny?
Merlin walks away to start his chores. Arthur sees his reflection in the serving tray.
An hour or so later, at training practice.
Gwaine squints at Arthur’s usually immaculate hair.
Gwaine: What’s that in your hair?
Merlin is polishing armor on the floor.
Merlin: It’s stew.
Sir Leon: Why does he have stew in his hair?
Merlin: Because he was reading. (He says this in a very casual way.)
Merlin has acted as a bait to lead Caerleon and his men to a narrow pass. Once there, Merlin looks around)
Caerleon: Trapped, are we?
(Arrow whizzes and hit on one of Caerleon's men who drops to the ground)
Merlin: That's the idea.
Merlin: You're a hero.
Arthur: Thank you Merlin.
Merlin: Not to me, to your people.
Arthur: And why is that?
Merlin: Because I know something that they don’t
Arthur: And what is that?
Merlin looks around. No-one is watching.
Merlin: You’re a cabbage head.
Arthur: You know, Merlin, you couldn’t keep a secret if your life depended on it!
Merlin: You’d be surprised!
Arthur: What’s that supposed to mean?
Mary: You’re a handsome fellow.
Arthur: Well, you wouldn’t be the first to say it.
Mary: Oh, no, sorry. I was talking about your friend here.
Merlin: Thank you.
Merlin: I’m Merlin.
Gauis: Hunith’s son?
Gauis: You’re not meant to be here till Wednesday.
Merlin: It is Wednesday.
Arthur: You wouldn’t understand, Merlin. You have no idea what it’s like to have a destiny… you can’t escape.
Merlin: Destinies are troublesome things. You feel trapped, like your whole life has been planned out for you, and you’ve got no control over anything, and sometimes you don’t even know if what destiny has decided is really the best thing at all.
Arthur: Where’d you learn that?
Merlin: Uh… from a book.
Arthur: Well, thanks.
Arthur clasps his shoulder. Merlin misinterprets it and moves in as if to hug him.
Arthur: Whoa, whoa. What are you doing?
Arthur moves back, and Merlin does the same. The both put up their hands, palms forward.
Merlin: I thought you were going in for a hug.
Arthur shakes his head profusely.
Arthur : No.
Merlin shakes his head shoulder as if trying to grasp anything.
Merlin nods almost sadly. Both boys slowly lower their hands at the same time. Arthur walks away, brow furrowed.
Arthur is dying. Merlin is near tears.
Merlin: Listen to me, clotpole. I don’t care if you die, there are plenty other princes. You’re not the only pompous, supercilious, condescending, royal… embecile I could work for. The world is full of them. But… I’m going to give you one last chance.
Merlin: Look at what you’ve got.
Merlin: You… got me!
Arthur: Merlin, what exactly are you going to do?
Merlin: I’m going to be at your side, like I always am, protecting you.
Arthur: GOD have mercy!
Arthur: There are times, Merlin, when you display a sort of – I don’t know what it is. I want to say… It’s not wisdom. Yes, that’s what it is. Don’t look so pleased, the rest of the time you act like a complete idiot.
As if to prove his point, Merlin trips over a bucket, spilling it’s contents.
Arthur: As if there was ever any doubt.
Kilgarah: I am not a horse, Merlin!
Morgause: You intrigue me, Merlin. Why does a lowly servant continue to risk everything for a prince and Camelot?, you know the answer, but you are not telling me, Why? Come on, time and time again, you’ve put your life on the line. There must be a reason.
Merlin: I believe in a fair and just land.
Morgause: And you think Arthur will give you that?
Merlin: I know it.
Kilgarah: She is the darkness to your light, the hatred to your love.
Arthur: Describe dallop-head.
Merlin: In two words?
Merlin: Er… Prince Arthur.
Arthur: Are you really going to face this dragon with me?
Merlin: I’m not going to sit here and watch. I know it’s hard for you to understand how I feel, but… well I care a lot about that armor! I’m not just going to let you mess it up!
Arthur: We have to lift him onto the bed.
Merlin: Why? He’s asleep. He’ll never know.
Merlin: Well… I’ll get him a pillow.
Arthur: He’s the king!
Merlin: All right, two pillows.
Merlin just stole some sausages from Arthur’s breakfast to give to Freya. Arthur thinks Merlin took them to eat himself.
Arthur: Are those my sausages?
Arthur: You took them?
Merlin: To keep you in shape.
Arthur: Are you saying I’m fat?
Merlin: No! Well, not yet…
Arthur: I am not fat!
Merlin: You see? It’s working.
Merlin said something about it being unfair punishing innocents for magic. Arthur started telling about the evils of magic. Merlin looked doubtful.
Arthur: And what would you know about magic, Merlin?!
Merlin: Wow! That was one really emotional speech you gave back there. I’ve never seen you cry, at least not like that. You had tears running down your cheeks.
Arthur glares at him.
Merlin: I never knew you could be so… emotional!
Arthur: I did what had to be done. Now, go polish my armor, idiot.
Merlin: And here I thought you changed.
Arthur just glares again.
Merlin: So there’s no chance we could… have a hug?
Arthur gets really mad and runs after Merlin.
Merlin is by the a lake, crying over his dead father. Arthur doesn’t know it was his father that died.
Arthur: Come on, Merlin. No man is worth your tears.
Arthur: I wanted you to know that I never doubted you. All right, maybe I did, but it’s your own fault. You’ve got a suspicious look about you. Shifty. Like you’ve got something to hide.
Merlin: I’m an open book.
Arthur: I don’t believe that for a second.
Merlin just came back from serving a mad and ungrateful Arthur.
Merlin: I’m sick and tired of cleaning up after Arthur! I cook his meals, clean his clothes, not to mention the small matter of saving his life every other day. And what do I get in return? I get picked on at training this morning, and when I try to tell him why and how Elyan is acting the way he is, he nearly takes my head off! Gauis, are you even listening?! Great! I might as well not even exist! Hello, my name is Merlin. Don’t worry about me, I’m not even here!
Merlin: Do you think I sit around doing nothing?! I don’t have a chance to sit around, doing nothing, since the day I arrived in Camelot! I’m too busy running around after Arthur. Do this, Merlin! Do that, Merlin! And when I’m not running around after Arthur, I’m doing chores for you. And if I’m not doing that, I’m fulfilling my destiny! Do you know how many times I’ve saved Arthur’s life?! I’ve lost count. Do I get any thanks? No. I have griffons, witches, uhh… bandits. I have been punched, poisoned, been pelted with fruit, and all the while hide who I really am. Because, if anyone finds out, Uther will have me executed. Sometimes, I feel like I’m being pulled in so many directions, I don’t know which way to turn!
Merlin: Well, on the bright side, you still have me. (gives famous cheeky smile)
Arthur: Merlin, what have I said about you trying to be funny?
Merlin: I shouldn’t.
Arthur finds out some small secret about Merlin. It’s nothing important.
Arthur: See, you can’t hide anything from me, Merlin.
Merlin: Everything I do is for him, and he thinks I’m an idiot.
Merlin: I just want Arthur to trust me and see me for who I really am.
Arthur: Were you born clumsy, or do you work at it?
Merlin: It’s one of my many gifts!
Arthur is shouting at Merlin. Merlin is doing things slowly.
Arthur: Are you deaf?!
Merlin: I wish.
Merlin: "How long have you been training to be a prat?"
Arthur: "You can't talk to me like that."
Merlin: "Sorry, how long have you been training to be a prat, my lord?"
Kilgarah: In a land of myth, in a time of magic, the destiny of a great kingdom rests on the shoulders of a young man. His name… Merlin.
Arthur: Do you have any natural gifts, Merlin?
Merlin: No… wait… At least I’m not naturally rude or insensitive.
Arthur: Just naturally irritating.
Arthur: You never cease to surprise me. You’re smarter than you look.
Merlin: Is that a compliment?
Arthur: Don’t be stupid.
Arthur: I’m glad you’re here, Merlin.
Arthur: I had no idea you were so keen to die for me.
Merlin: Trust me, I can hardly believe it myself.
Uther: Can someone please tell me what happened?
Uther: Someone with a brain.
Arthur: We’re hunting. It requires speed, stealth, and an agile mind.
Merlin: So you’re able to get by in two out of three, then.
Uther: Have you some sort of mental affliction?
Arthur: Merlin is a wonder, but the wonder is that he’s such an idiot. There’s no way he’s a sorceror.
Arthur: I could take you apart with one blow.
Merlin: I could take you apart with less then that. (thinking)
Gwen: There’s something about you, Merlin. I cannot quite put my finger on it…
Merlin: You came back for me.
Arthur: I came back to cover our tracks.
Merlin: You came back for me.
Arthur: All right, it’s true. I came back because you’re the only true friend I have, and I couldn’t bear to loose you.
Arthur: Don’t be stupid.
Arthur: I’ve seen worse. Definitely seen worse.
Merlin: On a dead man.
Arthur: You’re not going to die, Merlin. Don’t be such a coward.
Merlin: If I do die, will you call me a hero?
Merlin: But whilst I’m alive, I’m a coward.
Arthur: It’s the way these things work, I’m afraid. You get the glory when you’re not around to appreciate it.
Merlin: Well. Unless you’re the king.
Arthur: Come on, it’s got to have some advantages.
Arthur: Where’s Merlin?!
Lancelot: I’m afraid… he’s still alive.
Merlin appears, grinning.
Arthur: Merlin! I thought we’d lost you.
Merlin: You can’t get rid of me that easily.
Merlin: You have a very good servant.
Arthur: You’re right. I do. A servant who is extremely brave and incredibly loyal, and to be honest, not at all cowardly.
Merlin: Thank you for saving my life.
Arthur: You’d do the same for me.
George, a servant who made jokes about brass, walked in. He started serving Arthur.
Arthur: What is your name?
George: George, sire, at your service.
Arthur: George. Listen, George, it’s all very impressive, very impressive indeed. But, I already have a man-servant. All right, he’s shabby looking, has appalling manners, is extremely forgetful, and seems to spend most of his time in the tavern, but he is… my man-servant. And to be honest, I quite like it that way.
Lancelot: Will you ever tell Arthur?
Merlin: I would like him to know. To see, just once.
Lancelot: What do you think he’d do?
Merlin: There’s no point in thinking about it. It’s never going to happen.
Arthur: So, Merlin. Being saved by a woman. That really can’t feel good.
Merlin: Feels a lot better than being dead.
Arthur: Does it? Being saved by a woman or dying? I’d have to think about that one.
Merlin: Well, don’t think too hard. I wouldn’t want you to hurt yourself.
Merlin: He would never leave without saying goodbye to me!
Gauis: The druids’ legends are true: Merlin is Emrys, the most powerful warlock to ever live, the man who will one day bring about the land of Albion.
Merlin: Have you ever heard of the word sorry?
Arthur: No-is it another word you made up?
Merlin: I know you don’t have to listen to me…
Arthur: At least we agree on something.
Arthur: Merlin, you do realize there’s a curfew.
Merlin: Yeah, I was in your chambers, hunting for the rat.
Arthur: Did you find it?
Arthur: So, you have been outwitted by a rat?
Merlin: They do say rats are very intelligent.
Arthur: More intelligent than you, it would seem.
Merlin: I don’t think you realize how hard I work for you. I know you’re the king, but it would be nice if you could do one small thing for yourself, as a gesture, a mark of respect.
Arthur: I’m sorry to have been a disappointment, Merlin. I’ll try harder in the future.
Merlin: I’ll look forward to that.
Merlin is prattling on about something.
Merlin: Yes, my lord?
Arthur: Could you do something for me?
Merlin: Absolutely, whatever needs doing.
Arthur: Could you… please… shut up!
Merlin: Yes, I can do that. Of course I can. That’s not a problem.
Princess Mithian: One thing I’ve learned since being here is that Arthur values your opinion above almost all others… even if he’d be the last person t admit it.
Merlin: You’re in a good mood. Obviously you got out of the wrong side of the table… *Merlin laughs.* The wrong side of the bed… but you slept on the table, so…
Arthur: It’s extremely clever and funny, Merlin. There really are no limits to your wit.
Gaius: How did you escape?
Merlin: With great skill.
Merlin: You never know when you might need to kill someone.
Arthur: I should run you through where you stand.
Dragoon:I really wouldn't DO THAT because if you DO THAT... you'll never learn of my plan.
Arthur: What plan?
Dragoon: Exactly, that's why you can't run me through!
Merlin: I am... Dragoon... the Great!
Leon: Er, what is the job, exactly?
Merlin: To kill Arthur.
Leon: He's driving you mad, is he?
Merlin: Not for much longer.
Dragoon:Ah. Gentlemen. What a pleasant surprise.
Leon:I wish we could say the same thing. Move away from the horse. Please.
Dragoon:What lovely manners. I do admire a man who says "please".
Dragoon: (to Percival) Have you got bigger?
Percival:You'll be getting shorter if I have my way.
Dragoon:Nice. I like it. Leon, really. There must be something in the Knight's Code about how to treat an old man.
Leon: You're not just any old man, though, are you?
Gwaine: You escaped the flames once, you won't escape again.
Dragoon: Sir! And you are not what you seem.
Gwaine: What is he talking about? I'm a good mind to run you through right now.
Leon:I think Arthur would prefer to see him alive.
Dragoon:Oh--oh-oh. No, really, Arthur doesn't not want to see me, believe me. In fact, if Arthur does see me, he will be in grave danger.
Elyan: Are you threatening the life of our king?
(Percival pokes Dragoon in the back with his sword)
Dragoon: Percival! That is a sword, it does hurt. Yes, I am afraid to say, if you don't let me go, then there is every chance that I will KILL YOUR KING!
Gwaine: Say that again!
Dragoon:Why? Have you got ale in your ears?
break) - Thanks to merlinissocool22 for all quotes in brackets!!!!
Lancelot: You know, Merlin, you’re the one Arthur should knight. You’re the bravest of us all, and he doesn’t even know.
Merlin: I’m happy to be your servant til the day I die.
WOW! Did you read all of that? (probably not) I'm so obsessed with Merlin that I've memorized all of those quotes! Really!!! :)
Quotes by the Epicly AWESOME COLIN MORGAN!!
People often ask me what inspired me to become an actor, and the truth is I can’t answer that. For me, it was always more like a natural instinct. Every part, every performance I have ever taken has just been about feeding that desire to act. -CM
When they told me I’d been cast I was ridiculously delighted. I ran around my flat screaming. - CM
My dad always says be nice to the people on the way up because you’ll need them on the way down. - CM
One of the things I love about your states is your peanut butter. It's completely different. The peanut butter we have here is like sawdust. But, your Skippy and your Jif is awesome! I literally order it online because I like it so much. I'm a looser! - CM
You got to love Colin Morgan!!!
Unrelated To Merlin Quotes
“It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up, because by that time I was too famous.” - Robert Benchley
“I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?” - Paul Merton
“A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.” – Robert Benchley
“You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the heck she is.” - Ellen DeGeneres
“Sometimes you can't see yourself clearly until you see yourself through the eyes of others.” - Ellen DeGeneres
“I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.” - Dave Edison
"Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use." - Wendell Johnson
"Don't steal. The government hates competition." – Ron Paul
"Silence is golden...but duct tape is silver!!" – Anonymous
"Quick, what's the number for 911?" – Anonymous
"What’s your name again, John?: - MEEEEEE
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." - Thomas A. Edison
"I don't find it hard to meet expenses. They're everywhere." – Anonymous
"It works 60% of the time, every time" – Anonymous
"I was asked to name all the presidents. I thought they already had names." - Demitri Martin
"I hate when old people poke you at a wedding and say 'you're next'. So next time I was at a funeral I poked them and said 'you're next'." – Anonymous
"USA Today has come out with a new survey. Apparently three out of every four people make up 75 percent of the population." - Dave Letterman
"For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain." – Anonymous
"When people ask me how many people work here, I say, about a third of them." - Lisa Kennedy Montgomery
"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
"Always forgive your enemies. – Nothing annoys them so much." – Oscar Wilde
"Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future." – Oscar Wilde
"True friends stab you in the front." – Oscar Wilde
"How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being?" – Oscar Wilde
"There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is NOT being talked about." – Oscar Wilde
"A man’s face is his autobiography. A woman’s face is her work of fiction." – Oscar Wilde
"Who, being loved, is poor?" – Oscar Wilde
"Memory is the diary we all carry around with us." – Oscar Wilde
"The suspense is terrible. I hope it will last." – Oscar Wilde
The University professor challenged his students with this question. "Did God create everything that exists?" A student bravely replied, "Yes he did!"
"God created everything?" The professor asked.
"Yes sir", the student replied.
The professor answered, "If God created everything, then God created evil, since evil exists, and according to the principle that our works define who we are, then God is evil."
The student became quiet before such an answer. The professor, quite pleased with himself, boasted to the students that he had proven once more that the Christian faith was a myth. Another student raised his hand and said, "Can I ask you a question, professor?"
"Of course", replied the professor.
The student stood up and asked, "Professor, does cold exist?"
"What kind of question is this? Of course it exists. Have you never been cold?" The students snickered at the young man's question.
The young man replied, "In fact, sir, cold does not exist. According to the laws of physics, what we consider cold is in reality the absence of heat. Every body or object is susceptible to study when it has or transmits energy, and heat is what makes a body or matter have or transmit energy. Absolute zero (-460F) is the total absence of heat; all matter becomes inert and incapable of reaction at that temperature. Cold does not exist. We have created this word to describe how we feel if we have no heat."
The student continued, "Professor, does darkness exist?"
The professor responded, "Of course it does."
The student replied, "Once again you are wrong, sir, darkness does not exist either. Darkness is in reality the absence of light. Light we can study, but not darkness. In fact we can use Newton 's prism to break white light into many colors and study the various wavelengths of each color. You cannot measure darkness. A simple ray of light can break into a world of Darkness and illuminate it. How can you know how dark a certain space is? You measure the amount of light present. Isn't this correct? Darkness is a term used by man to describe what happens when there is no light present."
Finally the young man asked the professor, "Sir, does evil exist?"
Now uncertain, the professor responded, "Of course as I have already said. We see it everyday. It is in the daily example of man's inhumanity to man. It is in the multitude of crime and violence everywhere in the world. These manifestations are nothing else but evil."
To this the student replied, "Evil does not exist sir, or at least it does not exist unto itself. Evil is simply the absence of God. It is just like darkness and cold, a word that man has created to describe the absence of God. God did not create evil. Evil is the result of what happens when man does not have God's love present in his heart. It's like the cold that comes when there is no heat or the darkness that comes when there is no light."
The professor sat down totally deflated.
The young man's name -- Albert Einstein
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I could read it! Haha...
I am the girl ... that does go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book or write. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on My Space, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or a regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.
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What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:
When she walks away from you mad
When she stares at your mouth
When she pushes you or hits you
When she starts cussing at you
When she's quiet
When she ignores you
When she pulls away
When you see her at her worst
When you see her start crying
When you see her walking
When she's scared
When she lays her head on your shoulder
When she steals your favorite hat
When she teases you
When she doesn't answer for a long time
When she looks at you with doubt
When she says that she likes you
When she grabs at your hands
When she bumps into you
When she tells you a secret
When she looks at you in your eyes
When she misses you
When you break her heart
When she says its over
When she repost this bulletin
Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-
When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-
Tease her and let her tease you back.-
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-
Give her the world.-
Let her wear your clothes.-
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-
Let her know she's important.-
Kiss her in the pouring rain.-
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Be Against Abortion!
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this!
I know that I don't have ALL of the Merlin/Merlin cast quotes down, so if you have a good one that I missed that was said either in Merlin or by the Merlin cast, pm me it. Thanks so much!! - MF
If you have read ALL of that, pm me and I'll send you a virtual Colin Morgan! LOL! :D No, really, I LOVE pms, so TALK TO ME!!! - MF
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