Annoying Brat
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Joined 01-26-01, id: 38821
Author has written 6 stories for Lord of the Rings, Monsters Inc., Spider-Man, and Pirates of the Caribbean.

Well dear people it has been a while. a long while indeed.
To be honest writing no longer interests me so much, and this account i keep secret from all who know me in fear they may descover it.
The stories i've posted on here will stay on here. I won't take them down. It would be like destroying history. This is indeed a history of my progress.But I won't be adding to them either. As is such a sad habit of mine. To start something but never finish it.

But random plot bunnies have been bighting my arse now so i will be adding new stories up. I try to make them one shots. multi chaptered one shots they end up being but oh well.

For those who are wondering just who this deranged little lunatic is i wrote a very nifty blog describing as such some time ago. if your bored why not check it out? gave my friends a laugh.

A brief warning though. I am obsessive, i am a geek and my humour leans towards the quirky. You may find my stories to be an aquired taste...which is a polite way of saying 'not for everyone'. In other words, they can suck and i'll honestly not care, but i will find it delightful if you find them to be amusing. After all it is fanfiction here people. Im not aiming to write war and peace. It can be utter tripe as long as it's fun tripe.

Current project: Haunted

Fandom: Pirate's of the caribbean: dead man's chest

Main character apperance: Davy Jones

A quasi serious, mainly humerous idea of what it would be like to be visited bythe movies characters. Occasional stab at a plot but will most likely end up as various skits strung togeather. Amusing fact: each chapter so far has been inspired by the sudden idea for a picture. May actually get around to drawing the pics one of these days.

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Oh Bugger reviews
Playing host to a parade of movie characters is hard enough. More so when there notoriously bad
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,479 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8/2/2006 - Published: 7/29/2006
Haunted reviews
Anaya descoveres her apartment is prone to a late night visitor
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,189 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/28/2006
Rene reviews
A little girl goes wondering one day, stumbling across a deserted building by the river. There she makes a surprising, and reluctant friend (Otto octavious)(Movie verse)
Spider-Man - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,174 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/30/2004 - Published: 7/13/2004
A teenager in mordor the original reviews
Its back, not a word changed.For those who loved it before and despared when it dissapeared, it is now back! Pure stupid humour, ENJOY!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,718 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/11/2003 - Published: 8/13/2003
A teenager in mordor revised reviews
Its BACK people! BACK! Once more you shall follow Mel as she takes the road rarely gone by most fangirls. Into the evil side of things..and pity it, pity it greatly.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,241 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/23/2003 - Published: 8/4/2003
Door Troubles reviews
Something i made up for no reason. not everything goes exactly as expected for Randall one night after work. Short.
Monsters Inc. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8/14/2003