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Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

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Mr Maybe by The Bird Of Fire reviews
When Hermione Granger is hit by a love potion and falls for Draco Malfoy chaos ensues. But what happens when he falls for her, only to have the potion wear off and her to make a quick return to hating the very ground he walks on...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 100,473 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Laws Of Attraction by EndlessDaydreaming reviews
"There should be a law stating that you're not allowed to be attracted to your old enemy.. or your little brother's girlfriend.. or the girl your best mate fancies. Sadly, there's none. So I guess we'll have to be big boys and fight it out like real men."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 98,795 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Bachelor by Fluff reviews
Hermione's mother is pressuring her into finding a boyfriend. On a whim, she applies and is accepted into the wizard version of The Bachelor. But what happens when The Bachelor is none other than Draco Malfoy himself? Funny fic! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,068 - Reviews: 2648 - Favs: 1,889 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 7/21/2004 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
If Dramione Were Parents reviews
What happens when Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy are paired up together to take care of a fake baby? And worse, they have to share a bed! Awkward! Watch while they become from enemies, to frenemies, to having a committed relationship with each other. Dramione. Other pairings: LL/HP, PP/RW, GW/BZ. Some swearing. don't forget to review :)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,677 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M.
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