Harkness of Darkness
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Joined 04-05-12, id: 3884064, Profile Updated: 01-08-13
Author has written 5 stories for Doctor Who, Harry Potter, Beauty and the Beast, and Web Shows.

Ello everyone! This is Harkness of Darkness. It's a shared account between my BFF and I, but I do the majority of the writing. We're two psychopathic, senior and junior high school girls, and we rather obsess over Doctor Who, Torchwood, Harry Potter, Starkid, and Supernatural (well at least one of us does) . Hope you enjoy the fics we post over the next year or so.

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Death Eaters, Incorporated by Earthshine.and.stars reviews
A typical gathering of Death Eaters, in which stocks are discussed and Bellatrix relates an interesting report. Meanwhile, the Hogwarts staff encounter some...questionable reading material.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Strange Tidings by death by storm reviews
Severus Snape has always had a particular... liking for old MoldyShorts, nevermind the fact that he is obviously straight. This is the story of how he was brutally rejected. Warnings: OOC and Crack.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
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Your a Princess Daniel Howell reviews
Dan, Phil, Chris, and Pj are thrown into the magical world of Beauty and the Beast. Phan, subtle Kickthestickz,
Crossover - Beauty and the Beast & Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 6/30/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire, Kickthepj, Crabstickz
Something I Need To Tell You reviews
Oliver has a big secret and wants - no, needs to tell his best-friend, Percy. ONE-SHOT. Percy/Oliver one-sided SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Percy W., Oliver W.
Marauder's Host Club
Gilderoy Lockhart wants to create a host club for Hogwarts. Who else could he choose than Remus, Sirius, and James? And a few others... Warnings: Crack!Lockhart
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,263 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Gilderoy L., James P.
Harry Potter Band reviews
Crack!Fic They say music is magical, and at Hogwarts, it is! WARNING: OOC-ness, general insanity, Gay!Wood for no particular reason. Not yaoi.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,559 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Albus D., Severus S.
Doctor Who Stupid Chat reviews
Crack fic involving Jack Harkness meeting the 11th, Amy, Rory and the Internet. WARNING: Harkness humor, Torchwood references, general insanity.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Jack H., 11th Doctor - Complete