Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.
What are we? Girlfriends? Ah well, I'll jot something down anyway...
"Captain Jack Sparrow is like a cross between Keith Richards and Pepe Le Pew." - Johnny Depp
"The only gossip I'm interested in is things from the Weekly World News. 'Woman's bra bursts, 11 injured.' - That kind of thing." - Johnny Depp
"I always feel like a pirate." - Orlando Bloom
"I'd like to grow old gracefully. Or pain free, at least." - Orlando Bloom
- The normal make a living, the deranged make history.
- A lie is a lie, unless your friends and family are in on it...then it's a "commonly held belief".
- Sometimes, to help the people you love, you've gotta commit a felony.
- "Losing builds character." You know who said that? A loser.
- Everyone should think for themselves. I learned that in a book I bought called, 'Everyone Should Think For Themselves'.
- I've got the luck of the Irish...without the dead liver and broken knuckles.
Words to live by: