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Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

What are we? Girlfriends? Ah well, I'll jot something down anyway...

Name: Jenny
Age: Old enough
Location: Third rock from the sun.

Favourites
Food:
Green Apples
Drink: Rum, savvy?
Colour: Green. What can I say? It's the Slytherin in me, baby!
Book: The Harry Potter series
TV Show: Supernatural

Random Quotes
"I believe that whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger." - The Joker

"Captain Jack Sparrow is like a cross between Keith Richards and Pepe Le Pew." - Johnny Depp

"The only gossip I'm interested in is things from the Weekly World News. 'Woman's bra bursts, 11 injured.' - That kind of thing." - Johnny Depp

"I always feel like a pirate." - Orlando Bloom

"I'd like to grow old gracefully. Or pain free, at least." - Orlando Bloom

- The normal make a living, the deranged make history.

- A lie is a lie, unless your friends and family are in on it...then it's a "commonly held belief".

- Sometimes, to help the people you love, you've gotta commit a felony.

- "Losing builds character." You know who said that? A loser.

- Everyone should think for themselves. I learned that in a book I bought called, 'Everyone Should Think For Themselves'.

- I've got the luck of the Irish...without the dead liver and broken knuckles.

Words to live by:
"If you go flying back through time, and you see somebody else flying forward into the future, it's probably best to avoid eye contact."
-- Jack Handey

Well, that's all she wrote. Everything else is really none of your business.

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Beth and Meg at World's End by Captn-Shamrock reviews
We return once again to our characters, along with Meg and Beth, on the quest to rid the world of Lord Cutler Beckett while first retrieving Captain Jack Sparrow out of Davy Jones’ Locker. Please read all our other PotC parodies before this!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,890 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 12/18/2007
Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Sexy Beast by baby blue eyes10 reviews
Taylor and Maria are transported into the world of Pirates! To bad Taylor cant leave Jack alone and Maria has a problem with Ms. Swann. Together these girls cause loads of trouble and try not to strangle anyone..like Jack..DONE! SEQUEL UP TOO! Hilarious!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,295 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T. - Complete
Meg and Beth's Quest for the Dead Man's Chest! by MrsTurner007 reviews
M&B are at it again, this time on a madcap quest to find the chest of Davy Jones. Filled with adventure, romance, persuasion, and pure insanity, this story is pretty much awesome. Please read Pirates of the Caribbean: Beth and Meg Style first!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,060 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Cutler B. - Complete
Pirates of the Caribbean: Beth and Meg Style! by MrsTurner007 reviews
The classic adventure of best friends Beth and Meg comes to life...again! Two crazy PotC freaks end up in the Caribbean and team up with Capt. Jack and Turner for the old Curse of the Black Peral insanity! Not your typical I appeared in the Caribbean!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,855 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Will T., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
PH2: More Piratier, More Hilariousier, and more by Leanan Sidhe reviews
The much anticipated sequel to PIRATES HILARIOUSITY under Third Time's the Charm now. Rachel and Vicki are back, and guess who followed them! It's a whirlwind of weirdness when you include Target, the corpse monkey, and the grooming of pirates as the gi
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,604 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 10/24/2005
Third Time's the Charm by Leanan Sidhe reviews
COMPLETED ENTIRE PIRATES HILARIOUSITY! Two girls are sent back to the Caribbean, where Vicki tries to keep from touching Will, and Rachel tries to keep from stealing all of Sparrow's lines. Rated M for language and some sexual scenes.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 71,775 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/28/2006 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Complete
Seeing You reviews
Hermione gives Blaise some advice that changes the way he sees everyone around him. A HGBZ oneshot loosely based on the song Somebody by Reba McIntire.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/25/2005 - Blaise Z., Hermione G. - Complete