Author has written 3 stories for Hey Arnold, and Crash Bandicoot.
.:Welcome To My World:.
"Revolution in their minds - the children start to march
Hello. Let me seduce you.
My top ten favorite Hey Arnold! episodes:
#1. "Helga on the Couch"
#3. "The Journal"
#5. "Girl Trouble"
#6. "Helga's Parrot"
#7. "The Flood"
#8. "Helga's Masquerade"
#9. "April Fool's Day"
#10. "Chocolate Boy"
Story Updates Below:
(Hey guys, sorry for not finishing a SINGLE story and even deleting some of 'em. I know it's been awhile and, per what I mentioned in the previous sentence, I am truly sorry. I just wanted to say that I think I'm going to continue The Dance, everyone seems to like it so much and it ended on a depressing note in Chapter 2.)
(HEY GUISE, I'M ACTUALLY WRITING A CHAPTER FOR A STORY, I'M WRITING AGAIN. SERIOUSLY. NO REALLY.)
*Random info about me*
Some personal info below:
Mah name: lolno
Birthday: December 18
Personality: Batshit insanity, with a pinch of snark and brooding.
Personality type: INTP
Enneagram tri-type: 5w6 9w1 4w5 so/sx
SLOAN type: RLUEI
Zodiac sign: Sagittarius
Sanity Level: Ranges daily; can be anywhere between negative nine-thousand to eighty-four.
Give-a-shit-o-meter: The needle is always at dangerously low levels. But hey, I don't give a shit about that so what's the problem?
Lives in: Hell
Interests: Video games, TV shows, movies, music, philosophy, psychology, etc.
Status: Single Pringle
Some less personal info below:
Favorite books: The Hunger Games Trilogy, The Percy Jackson Trilogy, The Harry Potter Trilogy, To Kill A Mockingbird, The Catcher In The Rye, The Outsiders, Gone With The Wind, and Girl Interrupted.
Favorite shows: Hey Arnold!, Ren and Stimpy, (old) Spongebob, Invader Zim, Doug,
Favorite movies: Pulp Fiction, Dazed and Confused, Kill Bill (Vol. 1 and 2), National Lampoons Vacation, Carrie, A Clockwork Orange, Harry Potter, Halloween (Halloween 1, 2, and 4) etc.
Favorite food: Pizza
Favorite Holiday/holidays: Halloween
Favorite music: Classic rock, traditional heavy metal, NWOBHM, thrash metal, doom metal, psychedelic rock, psychedelic pop, indie pop, blues, funk, funk rock, progressive rock, progressive metal, punk rock, madchester, shoegaze, grunge, alternative rock, alternative metal, etc.
Favorite artist(s), and band(s): Pink Floyd, Rush, King Crimson, Yes, Dio, Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, Alice in Chains, The Doors, Soundgarden, Mother Love Bone, Malfunkshun, Living Colour, Lynyrd Skynyrd, AC/DC, Foghat, Danzig, Jane's Addiction, etc.
Favorite quote: "Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable?" - Mrs. Mia Wallace, Pulp Fiction
My quotes: [Insert mediocre shit]
Miscellaneous: Obsessed with the past.
Miscellaneous: ASDFGHJKL; [INSERT SEVERAL NERDGASMS HERE}
Random Update (8/1/2013): I'm back.
Random Update (8/21/2013): I'M WRITING SHIT AGAIN, DON'T READ ANYTHING I UPLOAD UNTIL YOUR BODY IS READY.
Random Update (8/25/2013: GIVE ME THE FUCKING CHOCOLATE AND NO ONE GETS HURT.
Random Update (8/25/2112): I have discovered a strange device, lost long ago, that I must show to the priests of the Temples of Syrinx...
*Me on other shitty, Social-Networking, websites - links*
*More Random Shit, below*
Post this to your profile if the sound of a bus passing randomly is enough to make you burst into laughter.
Amidst all the madness, you must stop and wonder... What must the neighbors think?
Link to an awesome song about a guy who misses eating chocolate cake: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggJt3C74bRE
Link to the Derp Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQB4nAjZIdE
Link to "OMG, who the hell cares?!": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFZrzg62Zj0&feature=related
Link to a video that can help teach you how to masturbate: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKYYmEKZHA4 (wundur hao manee purvs clik'd on dis vidyo...)
Link to the best of season 1 of Drawn Together: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EglIyz8fjc&feature=related
Link to some tune about hookers: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUDuOUxhD2Y&feature=related
Don't forget to breathe. Don't forget to smile. Don't forget to be true to yourself. And don't forget to leave the toilet seat up so dumb chicks can fall in.
-A brilliant saying from SuprSingr, that I definitely hadn't copied
TL;DR: I'm a psychotic weirdo with possible mental issues who writes shitty stories to escape reality. I also give out large handfuls of TMI on internet profiles. My profile mainly consists of shit nobody cares about; so do my stories, and so does my life.
TL;DR V. 2.0: Fuck you and your societal expectations.
TL;DR V. 2.5: i rite shet, u liek ?
TL;DR V. 3.0: I write shit.
TL;DR V. 3.5: I write.
TL;DR V. 4.0: Write.