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Joined 04-05-12, id: 3885567, Profile Updated: 02-04-14
Author has written 3 stories for Hey Arnold, and Crash Bandicoot.

.:Welcome To My World:.


"Revolution in their minds - the children start to march
Against the world in which they have to live
And all the hate that's in their hearts
They're tired of being pushed around
And told just what to do
They'll fight the world until they've won
And love comes flowing through..."

Hello. Let me seduce you.


My top ten favorite Hey Arnold! episodes:


#1. "Helga on the Couch"

#2. "Married"

#3. "The Journal"

#4. "Beaned"

#5. "Girl Trouble"

#6. "Helga's Parrot"

#7. "The Flood"

#8. "Helga's Masquerade"

#9. "April Fool's Day"

#10. "Chocolate Boy"


Story Updates Below:


(Hey guys, sorry for not finishing a SINGLE story and even deleting some of 'em. I know it's been awhile and, per what I mentioned in the previous sentence, I am truly sorry. I just wanted to say that I think I'm going to continue The Dance, everyone seems to like it so much and it ended on a depressing note in Chapter 2.)

(HEY GUISE, I'M ACTUALLY WRITING A CHAPTER FOR A STORY, I'M WRITING AGAIN. SERIOUSLY. NO REALLY.)


*Random info about me*


Some personal info below:


Mah name: lolno

Birthday: December 18

Personality: Batshit insanity, with a pinch of snark and brooding.

Personality type: INTP

Enneagram tri-type: 5w6 9w1 4w5 so/sx

SLOAN type: RLUEI

Zodiac sign: Sagittarius

Religion: Atheist

Sanity Level: Ranges daily; can be anywhere between negative nine-thousand to eighty-four.

Give-a-shit-o-meter: The needle is always at dangerously low levels. But hey, I don't give a shit about that so what's the problem?

Lives in: Hell

Interests: Video games, TV shows, movies, music, philosophy, psychology, etc.

Status: Single Pringle


Some less personal info below:


Favorite books: The Hunger Games Trilogy, The Percy Jackson Trilogy, The Harry Potter Trilogy, To Kill A Mockingbird, The Catcher In The Rye, The Outsiders, Gone With The Wind, and Girl Interrupted.


Favorite shows: Hey Arnold!, Ren and Stimpy, (old) Spongebob, Invader Zim, Doug,
The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Evil Con Carne, What ever happened to Robot Jones, Ed Ed 'n Eddy, Gravity Falls, Adventure Time, Steven Universe, etc.

Favorite movies: Pulp Fiction, Dazed and Confused, Kill Bill (Vol. 1 and 2), National Lampoons Vacation, Carrie, A Clockwork Orange, Harry Potter, Halloween (Halloween 1, 2, and 4) etc.


Favorite food: Pizza


Favorite Holiday/holidays: Halloween


Favorite music: Classic rock, traditional heavy metal, NWOBHM, thrash metal, doom metal, psychedelic rock, psychedelic pop, indie pop, blues, funk, funk rock, progressive rock, progressive metal, punk rock, madchester, shoegaze, grunge, alternative rock, alternative metal, etc.

Favorite artist(s), and band(s): Pink Floyd, Rush, King Crimson, Yes, Dio, Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, Alice in Chains, The Doors, Soundgarden, Mother Love Bone, Malfunkshun, Living Colour, Lynyrd Skynyrd, AC/DC, Foghat, Danzig, Jane's Addiction, etc.


Favorite quote: "Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable?" - Mrs. Mia Wallace, Pulp Fiction


My quotes: [Insert mediocre shit]


Miscellaneous: Obsessed with the past.

Miscellaneous: DFEGRhbdhasgbhilrasGFasfvdsyblafbfwlAsdguhrwbhlwbhaSDHJAFGBWGBLSVDBSVBsdhAdabkafbksfdnkjscabjkWAJBLASASBADSsabhs;

Miscellaneous: ASDFGHJKL; [INSERT SEVERAL NERDGASMS HERE}

Random Update (8/1/2013): I'm back.

Random Update (8/21/2013): I'M WRITING SHIT AGAIN, DON'T READ ANYTHING I UPLOAD UNTIL YOUR BODY IS READY.

Random Update (8/25/2013: GIVE ME THE FUCKING CHOCOLATE AND NO ONE GETS HURT.

Random Update (8/25/2112): I have discovered a strange device, lost long ago, that I must show to the priests of the Temples of Syrinx...


*Me on other shitty, Social-Networking, websites - links*


Me on DeviantART: http://heyarnoldfan7734.deviantart.com/

Me on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/user/CrashandSpyro2234

Me on Tumblr:http://heyarnoldfan7734.tumblr.com/

Me on Gmail: I'm not telling you people that! If you really want to know send me a Private Message, that way the entire universe won't know.


*More Random Shit, below*


Song dedicated to chocolate cake: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOiwH0Uuf3M&feature=BFa&list=FLZ67Vhuxl1uzM2WPUO9oNgQ&lf=plpp_videoPost


Post this to your profile if the sound of a bus passing randomly is enough to make you burst into laughter.

Amidst all the madness, you must stop and wonder... What must the neighbors think?


*Disclaimers*


I don't own any series. Hey, one can daydream, can't they?


*Links*


Link to an awesome song about a guy who misses eating chocolate cake: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggJt3C74bRE

Link to some fat chick singing about sitting on the toilet: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYW6C44zo24

Link to fat people falling: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vyt0TuqlReg&feature=endscreen&NR=1

Link to the Derp Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQB4nAjZIdE

Link to "OMG, who the hell cares?!":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFZrzg62Zj0&feature=related

Link to a video that can help teach you how to masturbate: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKYYmEKZHA4 (wundur hao manee purvs clik'd on dis vidyo...)

Link to the best of season 1 of Drawn Together:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EglIyz8fjc&feature=related

Link to some tune about hookers:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUDuOUxhD2Y&feature=related


Don't forget to breathe. Don't forget to smile. Don't forget to be true to yourself. And don't forget to leave the toilet seat up so dumb chicks can fall in.

Peace.

-A brilliant saying from SuprSingr, that I definitely hadn't copied


TL;DR: I'm a psychotic weirdo with possible mental issues who writes shitty stories to escape reality. I also give out large handfuls of TMI on internet profiles. My profile mainly consists of shit nobody cares about; so do my stories, and so does my life. I likely wrote this profile while high on coke. Nope I probably wrote the last rendition of my profile while getting down with some coke.

Stay Gold,

HeyArnoldfan7734


TL;DR V. 2.0: Fuck you and your societal expectations.


TL;DR V. 2.5: i rite shet, u liek ?


TL;DR V. 3.0: I write shit.


TL;DR V. 3.5: I write.


TL;DR V. 4.0: Write.


.:THE END:.


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Life with the Shortmans by SuprSingr reviews
Read about Arnold and Helga's family together and their life as husband and wife... and their four kids. Insanity, amusement, and romance awaits you. Rated T for good reason, proceed with caution. Now with 90% more grandparents! Stella and Miles included!
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 297,170 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Arnold, Helga
Discovery by CadeXHybrid reviews
Chased away by the law, Dr. Neo Cortex has taken refuge aboard his spaceship with his failed project, Ripper Roo. However, strange occurrences in outer space whisk the wicked doctor to a mysterious planet abundant with supernaturally gifted anthropoid life. Desperate to rule the Earth one day, Neo sees this as a golden opportunity to recruit an entire legion of Cortex Commandos.
Crash Bandicoot - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,906 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Neo Cortex
Dabbling in Drabbles by SuprSingr reviews
A series of random drabbles I wrote because I was bored. Mainly AxH, but eh, I might branch out a little. Who knows? It's a rainbow of randomness! Update: "First Date"
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 24,146 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
Shorts by Smileyfax reviews
Simply a collection of previously-unpublished to this website, at least Daria ficlets of various stripes. Anything too short to post on its own will end up here.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 90 - Words: 26,110 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 7/20/2011
Piranha by Rayfan reviews
Much to my surprise, I am still alive! A new section is up. ... An exploration of what an exceptionally good guy might find himself doing in an exceptionally evil situation.
Rayman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 171,974 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 12/7/2002 - Rayman, Ly
Hey Arnold!: The Jungle Movie by Dreamer's Fate reviews
This is my version of The Jungle Movie. It's based off of Craig Bartlett's interviews on what he said it would be like. I hope you enjoy! - Completed
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 52,716 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Arnold - Complete
The Big Mistake by hydeandjackieforever20 reviews
Helga is getting abused by her parents and hates her life. She goes to one of Rhonda's parties one night and Arnold and her end up drunk and sleeping together. What will happen? will he remember. Rated M just in case because of the sex scene.
Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,104 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Arnold, Helga
Helga's Locket, The Other Version---Continue on April 2013 by Killing Kunoichi reviews
What happens when Helga gives up on taking the locket back from the hands of Arnold? And what if Arnold finds out Helga's deepest darkest secret? What happens then? Will he reciprocate those feelings immediately? Or will he have to get to know her before that happens?
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Helga, Arnold
Tales of a Fourth Grade Lovely by DragonWriterZZ reviews
Now in fourth grade, Scout's getting prettier and making more friends. However, a lot of them are boys. Yet she promises to be Dill's forever. But can she keep her promise? MULTICHAPTER. Dill/Scout/Cecil Jacobs. SLIGHT Jem/FC. T for one or two words.
To Kill a Mockingbird - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,507 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012
She's Back A Hey Arnold Fanfiction by Winningloser reviews
Helga's back in Hillwood after three long years in California. The gang are juniors in high school. Helga comes in ready to start a relationship but is Arnold? Will he still love Helga after all the terrible things she's done?
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 17,693 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011
All Is Fair With Love And Shortmans by writergirl97 reviews
Drabbles, ficlets, one-shots; what ever you care to call them is what they are. Go ahead and read. Pairings range from the legendary HelgaXArnold, to PhilXSarah, to pairings that shouldn't even be. But hey. Anything goes with the Shortman family around.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,743 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 4/17/2012
the powerpuff girls in Blossom the Genius? by blossom2014 reviews
What happens when Blossom is given the wrong math test and aces it? She's given a test to enter a special school for geniuses. Will this spell the end of the Power Puff Girls as Crime fighters, or will she find a even more trouble and need her sisters more than ever. co-written with SPARK187
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Blossom
Love Affair by Love and Happiness reviews
They say you never know what you have until it's gone. Too bad Arnold Had to learn that the hard way. H&A Love...but what's love without a little drama? R&R please
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,143 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Helga, Arnold - Complete
Crash Bandicoot: Upheaval by Easarix reviews
Crash has been in love before, but it was shattered. Now, resting at N. Sanity Island, a new enemy has come into the way to annihilate him: a female spy. Will the two befriend each other for Cortex's doom, or things will eventually turn into a trap?
Crash Bandicoot - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,239 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Crash Bandicoot, Neo Cortex - Complete
Poor Twisted Little Freak by CSmitten88 reviews
This story elaborates on Curly from reflection of his childhood to his present high school years.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,220 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Curly
Ratchet and Clank: Hearts of Cold Blood by DrakeStrider reviews
Ratchets attempt to find the Lombaxes has ended in catastrophe, he is thrown into a world ruled by reptilians who utterly despise him and his kind, he must strive to earn their trust if he wants to get back home.
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 15,364 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 3/3/2012
Helga's Adventure by Crystal-Buu reviews
Helga Pataki, who is a paranormal investigator finds that even though Arnold died saving his parents years ago, hes not far gone.
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,370 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Arnold, Helga
What We Left in the Hallway by Polkahotness reviews
Companion to "Please, Take Me with You." Arnold's sophomore Christmas Break brings him back to Hillwood where he reunites with Helga once again for only 5 days. Can they finally figure each other out in such a short time span? AxH and don't forget to R&R!
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,281 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
Helga the Beauty Queen? by 90sGirl2229 reviews
Helga has decided to enter a beauty contest in the hopes of winning a scholarship and some cash. But will Rhonda ruin her chances, and will her friends be able to turn her into a beauty queen? Read and find out :
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,752 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Phoebe, Arnold, Helga, Gerald
Hypnotizing Helga by SuprSingr reviews
Helga's always hid her kinder side. But what happens if she's hypnotized to show her true colors? What will Arnold think of this "new" Helga? Rated to be safe. And for birds. And hobos. Oh, it's just a big mess. But a fun one!
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,479 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
Conker's Bad Fur Day: Into the Meadows by InfinityDragoon reviews
My take on the aftermath of Conker's Bad Fur Day. Conker and Conker's Bad Fur Day are products of Rare Ldt and Microsoft should be Nintendo
Conker's Bad Fur Day - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,577 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2012
Hey Horror by SuprSingr reviews
It's Halloween in Hillwood, and Helga somehow managed to force Arnold into "marrying" her for the holiday. Get ready for tricks, treats, and LOTS of sweets. A... sort of cross-over, but you'll have to read to find out what. HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,821 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
Arnold Loves Helga by SuprSingr reviews
Brought to you by "SuprNintendo Productions"... What would happen if Helga had never erased her name from the wall in the episode "Arnold and Lila"? The answer is inside.
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,922 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Helga, Arnold - Complete
The Pickle Jar by SuprSingr reviews
This story puts a HUGE twist on the original "Hey Arnold!" story line. What would have happened if ARNOLD had been the one to fall in love with Helga? Rated T for very minor hintings at certain things. Nothing major. Discontinued.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,395 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Arnold, Helga
Excuse Me, Football Head by SuprSingr reviews
A series of small stories from back when Helga didn't bully Arnold. From Arnold's five-year-old point of view, for the most part. Read how Arnold's feelings sparked and he realized Helga was much more than just a shy girl that he was always running into.
Hey Arnold - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,002 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
The Drivein Seriously Needs AC by HAFanForever reviews
While at the drive-in in the Packard on a hot summer evening, Arnold and Helga finally take their relationship to the next level. A teen ArnoldxHelga love story.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,950 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
Errrrr Awkward by HAFanForever reviews
Arnold and Helga get together to do homework at his house. But the next morning, his family finds the proof that he and Helga weren't just doing homework. XD A follow-up to "I Need a Mop." Rated "T" for the same reasons as the predecessor.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,291 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 9/24/2010 - [Arnold, Helga] - Complete
Redo by SuprSingr reviews
Helga is fourteen now and someone won't STOP RINGING THE DANGED DOOR BELL! And it's SIX IN THE MORNING! Find out why by reading. Takes place after the Hey Arnold Movie. AxH! DOI!
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,352 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Helga, Arnold - Complete
Trapped by TeamChaotix reviews
You can't blame him. Shadow only wanted some peace, but things turn out far worse than he initially expected. And not just for him, but for everyone else as well. Will they crack apart? Or will this bring them together much more than they originally were? Sonic/Amy, Knouge, Tails/Cream
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,724 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Sonic, Amy
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The Dance reviews
A HA! fic about, not just some ol' unimportant dance, but about the Prom. A story about Arnold and Lila going to the Prom together, leaving Helga heartbroken. But rest assured that there will be a special "surprise" at the end. Taking place before, during, and after the Prom. ArnoldxHelga alert! And even better, there's 90 percent less Lila than you thought!
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,241 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Helga, Arnold
Just One Kiss reviews
This is a new HA story I thought of writing when I had lunch. It's about a "special night" Arnold and Helga had on Helga's fourteenth b-day. Hint hint they both lost something on that night.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Arnold, Helga
Crash Bandicoot: Cortex Returns reviews
After his last defeat by the hands of Crash, Cortex was thought to have died. Little did Crash and the gang know that since his defeat he, with the help of allies, has been creating a new space station from the ruins of the old one. This space station contains the new Cortex Vortex, which, once again, will be used to brainwash the mutant animals Cortex creates into his slaves.
Crash Bandicoot - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,722 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Neo Cortex, Crash Bandicoot