Miss Erika Rose
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Joined 04-05-12, id: 3885581, Profile Updated: 06-12-13
Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, Quest for Camelot, Misc. Books, Bleach, and Misc. Tv Shows.

Hi people! Welcome to my profile, please keep your arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times.

Name: I get called a lot of things

Age: I act like I'm five but I over ten years older that that

Home: I'm the queen of Mercury

Hobbies: reading, writing, drawing, nearly any sports, listening to music, naming hair colors (you know like blonde, reaven, pinkette etc...), and annoying my friends (cause it's fun)

Likes: Naruto, Harry Potter, Bleach, One Piece, Fairy Tail, The Disney Princesses(Yes I'll say it(and not like that! for any perverts)), lists that make people look stupid, Sharp things (Swords Knives etc), fire, Shonen (I'm always looking for a good one), young adult fiction (I read a lot), Mythbusters, digimon, Taylor Swift (My fav singer), history, and most subjects ending logy or nomy (Ok I'm a nerd give me a break), snowboarding, Itachi Uchiha (Cause he's epic), and just hanging with my friends

Dislikes: Spelling, Grammar, Spiders, people looking over my shoulder, gummy bears (they make me sick, YUCK!), and the sound you get when you bite your nails.

Dream: I'm going to be a writer, I don't care how long it takes, I promise you someday you'll see my name on a best sellers list. For those who share my dream, Good Luck I wish you well ;)

Random question: I know that if someone favorites your story you get an email, but what if they unfavorite. Do you still get a (depressing) email? Random Answer: No

Random question: Why do people sterilize the needles used for lethal injections? Weather you agree with the death sentence or not (I don't care weather you do or don't) it seems kinda pointless...

I'm also a slow writer, I write when insperation hits, so do not exspect any reagular updates.


My Fav Naruto Pairs

Die hard fan (no conflictions at all) NaruHina, SasuSaku, ShikaTema, NejiTen, AsumaxKuranei, MinatoxKushina,

Perfect for each other(I perfer, but I can deal if not so long as their not: Yuoi/Yuri big-age-dif or conflicts with one of above) SaiIno, GaaMatsu, KankuSari, KonoHana, ObitoxRin, PainxKonan (but this one is kinda weird if you know the deal with Pain, I prefer YahikoxKonan to NagatoxKonan), SuiKa, HayatexYugao, TsunadexJiraya, TsunadexDan (she loved both, why did they both have to die?), HiruBiwa, HashiMito,

other then that I don't care just I don't like Yuoi (or anything like that) no big age differences and nothing TOO stupid.


In Remembrance...

…In remembrance of Fred Weasley

…Who fought bravely to the very end….

…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…

…And will loyally await his identical brother…

… with many jokes…

...he's got forever to think of them, right?

...In remembrance of Dobby...

…Who was more free and full of love…

...than any elf, and most humans.

….In remembrance of Remus J. Lupin….

...the last real Marauder...

…who was not just a wonderful father…

….a incredible husband and brave hero…

...as well as a totally awesome werewolf.

….In remembrance of Nymphadora Tonks

…who died for ‘the greater good’…

...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.

…In remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….

…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…

...and scared the crap out of some kids too.

…In remembrance of Tom Marvolo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort….

…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…

…but who got his bottom thoroughly kicked in the end.

…In remembrance of Albus Dumbledore

…whose past and wisdom confused us…

…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…

…but who actually turned out to be an okay guy in the end...

...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.

In remembrance of Bellatrix Lestrange

… because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra...

...she deserved everything she got and more.

…In remembrance of Colin Creevey

…who we really didn’t know too well…

…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…

…so he must’ve done something good…

…besides stalking Harry.

…In remembrance of Severus Snape….

….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…

...without all the red and gold crap.

…In remembrance of Hedwig

...Harry’s actual first friend…

...who lived and died soaring.

I promise to remember Harry

When someone grows up with no love

I promise to remember Ron

When someone is jealous

I promise to remember Hermione

When I meet someone with wisdom beyond their years

I promise to remember James and Lily

when someone dies before their time

I promise to remember Dumbledore

At the thought of the greater good

I promise to "Solemely Swear That I Am Up To No Good"

for Fred, George, and Padfoot of course

I promise to remember Moony

And fight for human rights

I promise to remember Snape

When My heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Narcissa

When I'd do anything for family

I promise to remember Dora Tonks

When someone is hyper

I promise to remember Hedwig,

who lived and died soaring

I promise to remember Percy

When ambition gets the best of me

I promise to be careful

For Moody's sake, of course

I promise to remember Hagrid

When one is wrongly blamed

I promise to remember Neville

when I stand up for what is right

I promise to remember the Marauders

When a friend says "Call me and I'll be there."

Yes I promise that I will

remember Harry Potte


I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter, who can express herself better with written words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, MadCatta, True Colours, GypsyxSilent, KaylaMewMew, Julianna Tala, Miss Erika Rose

If you've ever tried to PM yourself, copy and paste this onto your profile (along with reviewing, and favoriting my own story, and favoriting myself as an author, story alert, and author alert)

If you KNOW the voices in your head are real, copy and paste this to your profile!

Profile your into this past and copy ,retard a like beginning the from this read actually you if. Now Read It Backwards

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world & like it that way, Copy & paste this into your profile.

If you want to slap Kabuto for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile

If your idea of a party is gorging on candy and cracking stupid jokes with your best friends, copy and paste this into your profile.

If the first thing you think when someone says Raphael, Michelangelo, Donatello, or Leonardo is TMNT instead of famous artists, copy and paste this on your profile.

You call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark grows on trees. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful, thanks for noticing

Silence is golden but ductape is silver

Friends

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella.

BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.


FRIENDS: Help you move

BEST FRIENDS: Help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS:Will confort you when the guy rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS:Will go up to him and say 'its becuase your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.
BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crappp!

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
1. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
2. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?
3. On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).
4. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
5. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought??...)
6. On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?
7. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
8. On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because??...)
9. On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?
10. On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)
11. On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)
12. On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)
13. On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
14. On a Korean kitchen knife-- "Warning: keep out of children."
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)
15. On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

33 Things to do in an Elevator:

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
23. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
24. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
25. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
26. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
27. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
28. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
29. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
30. Tell people that you can see their aura.
31. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
32. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
33. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

Things to do when you're in Walmart!

1.) Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2.) Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3.) Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone," 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4.) Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5.) Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6.) Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7.) When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8.) Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9.) While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10.) Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11.) In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look."

12.) Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13.) When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream,"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14.) Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

16.) (this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!!

17.) Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars see If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In themood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity. Send This To Someone To Make Them Smile!


please ignore any spelling/grammar mistakes anywhere, I can't spell and hate grammar

Sorry if I wasted your time. Ciao!

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The Fifth Element: On Tour by SilverEyeShinobi reviews
Trapped in their house from the insane popularity, The Fifth Element decides to take action and go on tour. A universe of troubles awaits them, and the return of a certain rival... NejiTenten, SasuSaku, NaruHina, ShikaTema, ItachixOC. THIS IS A SEQUEL!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 60 - Words: 276,561 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Naruto: The Kitsune Chronicles by hopeofabrightfuture reviews
Meet Kitsune, a nine year old ninja on a mission. What is her mission? To protect three ninja from the Hidden Leaf village! She soon finds out that Sasuke, Naruto, and Sakura can be quite the handful but Kitsune will prevail! Genres may change. Rating will go up due to Orochimaru and general Narutoness.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,031 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2012
The Fifth Element by SilverEyeShinobi reviews
After befriending the band members of The Fifth Element, Tenten and her friends are dragged into the bands problems with a rival band causing a hell of trouble, as well as Neji's struggle with his uncle. NejiTen, ShikaTema, NaruHina, SasuSaku, ItachixOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 78,431 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
The Great Landscaping Crisis by MogtheGnome reviews
Lots of people wonder why Naruto doesn't know Bunshin Daibakuha, the Great Clone Explosion. In theory, it makes sense for him to learn it. In practice... not so much.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,292 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 1,322 - Follows: 238 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Complete
Air and darkness by wayofthepen reviews
Nara Shikamaru, you will take Temari to be your lawfully wedded wife. To have and to hold, for better or worse, until the chauvinist pig chasing her is satisfied this isn't a trick. You may now scream in terror.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,359 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/25/2006 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
7 Days, Come What May by Black Mischief reviews
It's Naruto's birthday and he has 1 week to go party with his friends at the Konoha Hot Springs! Sakura, Sasuke, Gaara, and other people are also invited! Usual Pairings. COMPLETE! Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 66,895 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/10/2005 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Complete
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The stories are real
What I mean when I say my fandom is real.
Crossover - Misc. Books & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Published: 1/8 - Complete
DISNEY reviews
Kayley finds herself joining a secret branch of government, her mother being kidnapped, and told to find someone she's never heard of. AU. Disney princess and other animated heroins. Hiatus until i fix my laptop...
Quest for Camelot - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 17,304 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Kayley
Are You Busy? reviews
The Naruto guys ask out the girls, but it's not always that easy. SasuSaku NaruHina ShikaTema NejiTen SaiIno and many many more. Hiatus... maybe for ever, not that it matters in this story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 34,234 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Itachi vs Byakuya: Anime Older Brothers reviews
I compare Itachi and Byakuya. One-shots. CRACK, lots of crack
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Itachi U., Byakuya K. - Complete
Do You Remember? reviews
How I want Naruto to end, about twenty years later. The children of Naruto just hanging out. One Shot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,630 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete