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Joined 04-06-12, id: 3886414, Profile Updated: 12-22-13
Author has written 9 stories for Invader Zim, and Ginga series.

My deviantART: http://killerwafflefreak.deviantart.com/ Most of my activity including a few scarce concepts and old fan art for some of my stories can be found over there.

Hello random visitor, and welcome to my wonderful page of... writing :D

I don't have much to say about myself except that I'm a lowly hobbyist writer trying to learn and improve through writing (and reading) fanfiction.

Feel free to check out my stories. I don't have many, but I do hope you find something you like :3 Also, feel free to message me if you want to say hi. I can't say I'm the great one for conversation, but I rarely bite, unless you're a troll. >:)

Seeing as my current manic obsession is Invader Zim, I'll be posting quite a few stories in that category. In particular I'm a fan of ZADR, though I'm still working up to actually writing it. I write a lot of oneshots but I'm trying my hand at chapter stories too, since I want to expand my writing skills (which are in the developing stage) to more complex plots.

My current goal is to develop the skills to write a good chapter fic that people will really, truly enjoy, without the plot completely unravelling before my eyes. I know The Irken and the Pendulum has gotten good support, and I'm grateful to all the readers who are enjoying it and have the consideration to review :) I really appreciate your support. The trouble with that story is, the plot is pretty much in shambles, or at least in danger of. Even in what's been written there are holes to fill. I may have to rewrite some once I get the little intricate details firmly in my head. Don't worry, I'm sure my drive will pick up eventually. You shouldn't have to wait forever :)

As for the other, as yet nameless story you're probably aware of, I haven't dumped the idea yet. The plot is still stewing around in my head and I'm determined this time to complete it before I write up the actual story, so you won't have another annoying hiatus to deal with. Hmm, maybe some more oneshots to keep you all busy? O3O

As for RPs, I'm more than happy to give one a try. Don't be afraid to PM me if you're keen; I'd probably be more comfortable with Zim and Dib per say, but I'll give anything a go. As for romance, I'll do my best XD

Anyway, congratulations if you read this all the way through! I'll let you get onto the actual stories now, or go eat a pineapple, or whatever you were planning on doing. See ya later :)

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Why Should We Suffer In Silence? by Elvis-Stitch reviews
ZADR. It's been bottled up inside of Dib for so many years, so why has it taken him so long to realise? Will it be too late for Dib when he finally does? Mild swearing/sexual content and themes. Will spruce up later on. Read and Review please. No flames.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 80,240 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Zim, Dib
ZADR Orange by PAT THE KITSUNE reviews
Sick of his home life, Dib turns for help to the one person who has ever fully understood him and undergoes a life-changing procedure meant to help him let go. Little does he know what such a change will give rise to in the end. ZADR RAPR TAGR
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 146 - Words: 333,772 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Zim, Dib
Reality Problems by Swordmouse reviews
The closer Dib got to his current goal, the more afraid he became of the consequences. What would this mean for him if Zim actually agreed? Either way, this would permanently change their relationship. !ZADR!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,072 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Zim, Dib
Prisoner of Nightmares by Swordmouse reviews
Having noticed all the -worthy- traits Dib possesses, Zim has decided he wants to own him, point blank. However after years of abuse and neglect, Dib is finally falling apart and will need care and attention to just stay sane, while an old threat is growing in his mind. !ZADR!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,703 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Dib, Zim
My Tallest by Swordmouse reviews
All Irkens know is to please their leaders, it's like an artificial instinct. Failure usually results in torture or death penalties- often the irkens simply self-destruct. But Zim's pak, and it's thought filters, don't work like they should. ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 69,664 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Zim, Dib
Last Call by Swordmouse reviews
Deep down he knew no one would answer. His message would probably never even be heard. But he had to say what was destroying him, before it was all over. Dib centered! Implied ZADR! Rated T to be safe for dark themes.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Dib - Complete
Finale by Spacefille reviews
When Dib finally captures Zim, he unwittingly sets off a chain of events that will change his life forever... ZADR.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,647 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 5/14/2003 - Dib, Zim - Complete
The Rats of NIMH by Raha reviews
One: All will bow to the Irken Reformation Company. Two: All will conform to the Irken image. Three: All non-Irken activities will cease immediately. Four: All individual thought will be banned. Five: All defects will be terminated. ALL! HAIL! IRK! ZADR. Coverart by neofox, colored by Ravestart.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 65,534 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Zim, Dib
A Thousand Years by cupidity11 reviews
There's an accident that nearly leaves him dead. Comatose. Hatred can withstand time, lust dissipates but, love grows when death is near. Many thanks to Lil-Banshee for letting me use her gorgeous art for this cover.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,382 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Sleeper Agent by Emo Fox reviews
Dib and Zim must join forces to defeat a new alien threat. Loyalties are questioned. The Tallest are in danger. ZADR / One-Sided KAZR / Mild DADR
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 171,153 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Dib, Zim
Changeling by theapexpredat0r reviews
Stuffed animals are just companions for children. We all know that. Zim doesn't. Dib finds himself having to look after a completely immobile, completely helpless stuffed!Zim, and it's not too fun babysitting your worst enemy. ZaDR, fluff.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,376 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Promises by Emo Fox reviews
Once we get to Irk everything will be fine. I promise. ZaDr Ficlet/Angst/Character Death
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Angels on the Moon by Desdemona Kakalose reviews
It seems like everyone he cares about leaves too goddamn soon. One after another. It's not hopeless, though, and his dreams are filled with spectacular visions- visions of angels on the moon. Do soldiers ever come home? ZADR, ZADF
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,837 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Dead Screams by Niko reviews
Dib's new friends are Zim's worse nightmares, but is Dib right and they're just having fun or is Zim who believes they want to kill Dib? Perhaps Dib's real problems exist in his college roommate. ZADR planned.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,395 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/12/2002 - Published: 3/29/2002 - Zim, Dib - Complete
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The Irken and the Pendulum reviews
Three years passed since the fall of Irken exile Zim. Now, haunted by unfamiliar dreams, crippled yet very much alive, Zim is prompted by an unexpected reunion to come to terms with the past - his only hope of a chance to rekindle his old spirit, and stand against the coming demise of his new home planet. Light ZADR. Props to Nightwish.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 38,019 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Zim, Dib
Spontaneous Complications reviews
A failed attempt at the infamous Songfic Challenge. Dib laments. Zim's just euphorically sadistic as usual. Contains darkish themes and general absurdity.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Abandon reviews
What if Dib's desire to end a long-standing feud drove him to throw away everything else - including his respect for human life? Rated T for violence and ideologically sensitive themes.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Dib - Complete
Impressions reviews
The human couldn't possibly be beaten this time. Nope, not at his own game. Implied ZADF. Drabble/Oneshot
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Zim, Dib
TEASER: Untitled ZADF fic reviews
"Dad, why do the monsters have to die?" WARNING: This is just a teaser. I'm not sure when I'll start this story, depends on reviews I guess :
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Dib, Prof. Membrane
Close Encounters reviews
Just a random bit of drabble I came up with, before I get to work on chapter 3 of IatP. I'm not really proud of it. Basically, Dib found Zim in a very, very awkward, but very familiar place. Oneshot.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Endings reviews
Zim's fate is sealed. Their long battle is finally over, but not in the way Dib and Zim intended. Character death warning.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Surfacing reviews
The Leader of Ohu lost all memory of his pup after he saved his life. But could there be some trace of Gin remaining, locked deep in Riki's subconscious? Oneshot.
Ginga series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Complete
Pierce reviews
Dib's really done it this time. If only Zim could understand what it is. ZADF/Zim-centric/Character death
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Zim, Dib - Complete