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Female:Belinda Grant: Emma Seller (Would-You-Die-For-Me)
Male: Skylark Rayden: Margaret Maine (Purple Zippyness)
Female: Kerra Long: Sophia Pabento (WaffleManiac)
Male: Kyle Adams: Audrey Kainer (DeathAngel80) (Audrey Kainer= Minion)
Female: Lisandra Elizabeth Collyn: Rebecca Jones (lastsacrifice)
Male: Dust Radiant: Lena Hollow (Blue Eyes Arch Angel)
Female: Sparkle Velia: Mackenzie Jazz (White Horse)
Male: Lemouras Rayport: Macey Jones (Katnissfire87654)
Female: Jacinda Evening Lark: Sunny Thyme (Blue Eyes Arch Angel)
Male: Jacobsan Manson: Annie Moore (Would-you-die-for-me)
Female: Kathrina Chalice: Isabel Maths (connorxrisa897)
Male: July Zachary: Alexis Bane (Blue Eyes Arch Angel)
Female: Ivy Osborne: Ariella Sams (Emeraldpaw)
Male: Leonardo Baron: Madison Reese (Emeraldpaw)
Female: Emlyn Chaston: Samantha Laine (lastsacrifice)
Male: Tynan Ree: Naria Janis (Katnissfire87654)
Female: Ellerose Mare: Minnie Scotta (peetamellark7475)
Male: Barlee Marson: Abigail Dyme (Katnissfire87654)
Female: Ember Greene: Mirium Tone (DeathAngel80)
Male: Secret Caverse: Anabella Maths (Blue Eyes Arch Angel)
Female: Anita Stark: Jasmine Ryan (Kayla Queen)
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Quick! Write down 12 random characters from The Hunger Games!!!!
1: Finnick Odair
3. Annie Cresta
4. Peeta Mellark
6. Primrose Everdeen
7. Gale Hawthorne
9. President Snow
10. Katniss Everdeen
11. Haymitch Abernathy
Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?
Primrose Everdeen/Haymitch Abernathy (Actually yess...ummmm it was strange...)
2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?
Peeta Mellark...I think he is cute not hott... (ConnorxRisa897 says: "IF YOU DON'T WANT HIM, I'LL TAKE HIM!")
3) What would happen if twelve and eight started going out?
Clove/Cato...IT WOULD BE EPICAL!!!!!!
4) Do you recall any fics about nine?
5) Would two and five make a good couple?
6) Five/Nine or five/ten?
Mags/President Snow, Mags/Katniss Everdeen (Mags/President Snow)
7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and eight kissing?
Gale walks in on Rue and Cato kissing...I HAVE NO IDEA
8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.
Katniss helps Annie get over Finnick's death, in the midst of this, does Katniss develop feelings for said green eyed girl.
9) Is there any thing as one/eight fluff?
Nope...Not at alll...Finnick and Cato...:(
11) Does anyone on your friends list read three yet?
Probably not as she is not a main character...Annie
12) Does anyone on your friends list draw or write eleven?
I don't think so... Haymitch
13) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?
14) If you wrote a songfic about eight, what song would you use?
Cato...Maybe "Cannibal" by Ke$ha :D XD XD XD
15) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Warning: Under Age Relationship!!!!
Katniss to Rue "If you were a song you would be the best!"
18) 1 and 8 are in a happy relationship until 5 runs off with 9. After 8 dumps 1 for 2, 6 gets upset and retaliates by dating 11. Alone and broken-hearted, 1 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 1 meets 4 and 7. The three loners meet 10, who tells each of them to look for love. 4 finds 3, 7 gets 12, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 6 and 11!
Finnick and Cato are in a happy relationship until Mags runs off with President Snow. After Cato dumps Finnick for Rue, Prim gets upset and retaliates by dating Haymitch. Alone and broken-hearted, Finnick travels in search of a friend. Finally, Finnick meets Peeta and Gale. The three loners meet Katniss, who tells each of them to look for love. Peeta finds Annie, Gale gets Clove, but now Finnick is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with Prim and Haymitch.
19) What would be a good title for this?
Never ending Law
20) What would the genre(s) be?
21) The end! By the way, I set you up on a date with two!
Ummmm...Rue...I'm good...I don't like girls...I like guys :D
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"
5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For
7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .
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[x] You would do anything to protect your family.
[x] You have good aim.
[ ] You hate cats.
[ ] You aren’t fond of people in general.
[x ] You hate being indebted to people.
] You hold grudges.
[ ] You wouldn’t describe yourself as a warm, friendly person—you’ve got about as much charm as a dead slug.
] When you sing, the birds fall silent. (je ne ce pas, I don't know, haven't tried singing near birds:D)
[ ] You’re an artist.
[x] You love to bake.
[x] You can decorate well.
[ ] Manipulating people comes naturally for you.
[x] You’re clever.
[ ] Your favorite color is orange.
] People tend to be charmed by you.
[x] You’re a hopeless romantic.
[x] You have a strong sense of self.
[ ] You question everything.
[ ] You’re very defiant.
[ ] You’re spontaneous.
[ ] You’re a rebel with a cause.
[ ] You would do absolutely anything for justice.
[x] You like "secrets".
[x] You like sugar cubes.
[ ] Others often describe you as sexy or gorgeous.
[x] You’re a skilled swimmer.
] When you’re anxious, your hands have to be occupied—with knots or something of that nature.
] You’re very popular, but don’t want to be.
] You’re protective.
] You’re innocent.
[x] You adore animals.
[x] You love helping people in need.
[x] People seem to be fond of you.
[x] Over time you’ve become quite wise.
[x] You are nurturing.
[x] You’re creative.
[x] You root for the underdog.
] You dress simply.
[x] You stand up for your cause.
[x] Your hair is simple and easily manageable.
[x] You tend to have brilliant ideas.
[ ] You’re materialistic.
[ ] You’ve dyed your hair a wild color.
] You’re somewhat naive.
[ ] You’re chirpy.
[x] You’re punctual and hate lateness.
] Etiquette is important to you.
] You’re very sarcastic.
] You get drunk often.
] People might find you condescending.
] Outsmarting others is a talent of yours.
] You’re very lonely.
] You’re a bold, gutsy person.
[x] People might call you crazy. (in a good way, XD)
[x] You want things to be fair.
[ ] You’ve had a rough time in life.
[ ] You really don’t like most people.
] You don’t like being in water. (On the contrary, I LOVE being under water,)
[x] You love music.
] You’re small and graceful. (I'm tall)
[x] You hum often.
] You inspire others.
] You’re always hungry.
] People underestimate you.
2/6 (awwww Rue is 1 of my fav characters)
To all of you who have been oppressed and have had your Submit your Own Tribute stories reported. WE ARE REBELLING! It's time to start governing our OWN stories and if these people can't leave us be, then we WILL strike back! There are far too many SYOTs out there for them to start reporting us now and if we don't do something about it, these stories will cease to exist. I am getting a petition going to show the mediators of FF.net that we want that rule changed for the peace of mind of us Hunger Game fans! If you're with me, please copy and paste the petition below onto your profile and type your pen name so that others will know you're on board. (And after you're done, please PM me so I know that you signed so I can keep an eye on this thing.) Once we hit 500 pen names, we'll aim for 1,000. Thanks to everyone for reading this and in the words of the great Katniss Everdeen... "Fire is Catching! And if we burn, you burn with us!" Yours sincerely,Bittersweet Applesauce, the epic bookworm, skittlesgirl99,curly guy,WaffleManiac, District 5, iloverueforever
FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS:You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
15 Things to do when your in Walmart!
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/chapstick
You wear the color pink
You like hanging out at the mall.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You care about what you look like.
This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! (I don't even want to know how many I have done, the things in bold are the idiotic events that I have done.)
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Sopizzle
2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Purple Monkey
3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Sara Eminnnie
4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Celsoene
5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME (fav color, fav drink): Purple Rootbeer
6. YOUR ARAB NAME (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Olsria
8. YOUR GOTH NAME (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Mimi
9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME (fav fruit, and something that can go wrong): Cherry Fire
10. YOUR PIRATE NAME (fav color, pirate accessory): Purple Eye Patch
Hey!!! People who are reading this are AWESOME!!!!
I love The Hunger Games (obviously!) "May the odds be ever in your favor!!!"
Team Peeta!!!! :) 'I love the boy with the bread!"
Team Peeniss!!!! PeetaxKatniss
Team Clato!!! ClovexCato
Team Thrue!!!!! ThreshxRue
Team Glarvel!!!! GlimmerxMarvel
Team Gadge!!!!! GalexMadge
I love Unwind "Stay whole!!!!"
Lev is stupid
I love the X Files!!!!!! "He finally tells you that he loves you and you roll your eyes and walk away" :(
or Team Mully
Go Skinner!!!! :)
Smoking man is mean
X is weird
Diana Fowley is the source of all evil in this world
HARRY POTTER OATH
I promise to remember Harry
Character, Overall? GINNY WEASLEY!!!!!!!
Female Character? Ginny Weasley
Male Characters? Neville Longbottom
Group Of Characters? DUMBLEDORE'S ARMY!!!!!!!!!!!
Adult? Sirius Black, Severus Snape, or Remus Lupin
Professor? Remus Lupin or Severus Snape
Ship? Harry/Ginny or Fred/Hermione
Non-Canon Ship? Pansy/Harry
Spell? Expecto Patronum
Sweet? Bertie Botts Ever Flavored Beans
Place? Gryffindor Common Room!!!!
Weasley Twin? Fred
Product? Wand/Invisibility Cloak
Couples? What Do You Think?
Ron/Hermione? Not really, They fight to much for my taste
Harry/Hermione? Not bad but Harry/Ginny much better
Harry/Ginny? MY FAVORITE HARRY POTTER PAIRING!!!!!!
Harry/Luna? Not really, to weird.
Harry/Pansy? EWWWW NO!!!
Ron/Lavender? Not really, maybe
Ron/Luna? No, Luna's to crazy for Ron
Ron/Fleur? I HIGHLY doubt it
Hermione/FredORGeorge? YES Hermione/Fred!!! (Writing a story bout that)
James/Lily? Definitely :)
Lily/Snape? No he called her a MUDBLOOD (how dare he)
Lily/Sirius? No way!
Lily/Lupin? No! Totally NOT
Tonks/Lupin? They are sooooooo cute!! LOVE IT!!!
Draco/Pansy? Yes ABSOLUTELY
Fred/Angelina? INO Fred/Hermione, Angelina/George
Harry/Cho? NOT ONE BIT
This Or That?
Harry or Ron? Harry
Hermione or Ginny? Ginny
Neville or Seamus? Neville
Snape or Slughorn? Snape is awesome!!!!!
Fred Or George? FRED ALL THE WAY
Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione? Harry/Ginny!!!!!!!!!
Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione? Ron/Hermione but i prefer Fred/Hermione
Harry/Hermione or Harry/Luna? Harry/Hermione but i prefer Harry/Ginny and Fred/Hermione
Ron/Hermione or Ron/Luna? Ron/Hermione but i prefer Ron/Lavender and Hermione/Fred
Hermione/Krum or Harry/Hermione? Hermione/Krum!!!!
Ron/Lavander or Ron/Hermione? Ron/Lavender
ButterBeer or Fire Whiskey? Butterbeer!!!! I dont do alcohol
Zonko’s or Weasley’s Wizarding Wheezes? Zonkos I love candy
Hog’s Head Or The Three roomsticks? The Three Broomsticks!!!!
James/Lily or Snape/Lily? James/Lily all the way!!!!
Hogwarts or Hogsmeade? BOTH but if i had to chose Hogwarts
Hogsmeade Or Diagon Alley? Hogsmeade!!! Both though
Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley? Knockturn Alley!!!!!!
Beartie Bott’s or Fizzing Whizbees? Beartie Bott's!!!!!
Witch Weekly Or The Daily Prophet? The Daily Prophet!!!!!
Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch? Barty!!!!
Gyrffindor or Ravenclaw? RAVENCLAW but i prefer HUFFLEPUFF
Percy Jackson Quotes:
"In a way, it's nice to know that there are Greek gods out there, because you have somebody to blame when things go wrong. For instance, when you're walking away from a bus that's just been attacked by monster hags and blown up by lightning, and it's raining on top of everything else, most people might think that's just really bad luck; when you're a half-blood, you understand that some devine force is really trying to mess up your day."- Percy Jackson
"Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can." Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?" Zoe blinked. "Yes. What is funny?" "Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam french fries." Even Thalia smiled at that. "And I need to use the dam restroom."...I started cracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoe just looked at me. "I do not understand." "I want to use the dam water fountain," Grover said. "And..." Thalia tried to catch her breath. "I want to buy a dam t-shirt."
"If my life is going to mean anything, I have to live it myself."
"She glanced at the minotaur horn in my hands, then back at me. I imagined she was going to say, You killed a minotaur!or Wow, you're so awesome! or something like that.
"I am never, ever, going to make things easy for you, Seaweed Brain. Get used to it."
“You idiot” Annabeth said, which was how I knew she was overjoyed to see me conscious.
“It’s stopped raining.” “It’s been known to do that”
if the truth will set you free then why when i tell the truth i either get sent to my room or sent to my room for lying when i told the truth?
I wasn’t sure where the Latin came from but I think I meant “eat my pants”- Percy Jackson
We do not use the “C” word to describe the lord of the sky.
“You have evil thoughts for a goat” “why thank you”
“Your nuts Grover” “yeah, nuts and berries”
The Percy Jackson pledge:
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Percy fans know
Percy Jackson isn't an obsession
Its a way of life, you know...
You Know You're Obsessed With Percy Jackson and the Olympians When...
There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”
Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.
When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.
You burn food to see if it smells good.
You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”
Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.
You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…
You sometimes try to control water.
You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.
You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.
Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent.
You yell "Annabeth!" every time you see a NY Yankees hat.
You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games.
Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp Half-Blood shirt.
You are a PJO character for Halloween.
Recite lines randomly from the books.
When you see/hear about anything mythology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.
Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.
You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol.
You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.
You have dreams about PJO characters/events.
You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.
That every time you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.
In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!"
You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"
When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!"
You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.
You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders in case of emergencies .
You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why:
-Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy. also shes a hunter, her aim with an arrow is very accurate...
-Athena- She scares Percy more than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work.
-Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also you might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket.
-Hermes- Cutting off your Internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds.
-Aphrodite- She's preoccupied with Percabeth and trust me, I don’t want to waste her time!
You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.
You give all your siblings god parents
You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians.
You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.
You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.
You still think Thuke could happen.
You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.
You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.
Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession.
You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head.
You didn't go look at page 203 in BotL because you have it memorized
You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, tLO PJO and use it in conversations.
You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"
When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters.
You go to the empire state building and ask for the 600th floor. When the dude at the desk looks at you weird,you announce that you’re a demigod.
You put in grey contacts and pretend that you are Annabeth
You curse out the gods when something bad happens.
You watch the show and read the book every chance you get.
You claim that you are a demigod and need to go to Camp in New York.
You go to New York and ask for a man named Chiron and that you need to go with him.
You look for a Latin teacher that is in a wheelchair and loves to throw Greek field days.
You try to find Rachel and ask her for a prophecy.
Every time a major water storm or earthquake happens, you scream at Poseidon
Every time something or someone dies that you are close to, you blame Hades.
You’re in a running/swimming race, and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.
You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.
Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…
You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.
You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.
You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.
You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.
You think George Bush is a son of Ares (he’s dumb and violent you know!). (No offense, Ares)
You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses???
Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.
When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.
You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.
Every time you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor.
You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.
Whenever your Internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"
You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.
And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.
You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks. (Lol, I’m so dumb when it comes to technology. I thought my iPod was broken when in fact it was out of battery.)
When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera"
You cried when you finished TLO.
You did a happy dance when TLH came out.
You are on FanFic trying to quench your thirst for PJO until TMoA comes out in fall.
You eat, sleep, and breathe Percabeth.PERCABETH RULES ABOVE ALL ELSE. THEY SHOULD BECOME THE KING AND QUEEN OF OLYMPUS AND CAST HERA AND ZEUS INTO TARTUARUS!!!!)
Every school book you own has PJO stuff scribbled on each page.
You're in love with a fictional character.
You and your BFF call yourselves geeks because you sit around and talk about PJO.
You own homemade replicas of things from the PJO series.
You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood.
If you want to push Rachel Elizabeth Dare off a cliff.
You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it.
You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant.
You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail.
You know which pages the good parts are on.
You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.
You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.
You start figuring out who your godly parent is. (Apollo.)
You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.
You have a plan to get out of school early on May 5th so you can buy The Last Olympian, read it, and still have time to do your homework.
You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.
You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.
You start spelling character names out of your spelling words.
You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them.
Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.
You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.
You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.
The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”
On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument.
You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.
You have one (or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room.
You know PJO better then most sane people.
You have links to every great PJO site.
You add things to the list every day.
You know what you would do if you were Percy.
You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not.
At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future.
You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work.
For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Mythomagic cards, and they understood.
Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs'.
You are trying to learn Greek. (I learned the Alphabet and can write it fluently!)
You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.
Every language you know is some form of Ancient Greek.
You shriek every time you see a guy with black hair and green eyes.
You have an instant crush on Nico!
You just have to research more about Greek mythology (I am now a genius about that field.)
You call up the Camp Half Blood number.
You want to learn Latin.
About 75-100 of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross-over.
You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you have.
You make sure all of your friends (or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO.
Your friends (at least one), think you are obsessed with PJO, and you agree.
A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed.
You have something on your school things (or home things), that says 'Daughter (or son if you're a guy) of god/goddess’, and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says ‘Daughter an unliked god/goddess’.
You’re nodding and smiling when you read this
You own every single book.
You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list.
You call yourself a demigod.
You wish with every fiber of your being that the first page of The Lightning Thief told the truth, and the PJO series is real.
You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO.
You've called someone you know a satyr.
You name your pet fish Clovis
You noticed that in TLO, Rick Riordan wrote Connor in Chapter 3 (I Take a Sneak Peak to my Death) and Conner in Chapter 10 (I Buy Some New Friends).
You noticed that in TLT, Rick Riordan said the girl in Percy’s dream, (Thalia) had ‘stormy green eyes,’ when in fact she has electric blue eyes.
When you're History teacher asks you what's your favorite food and you answer 'Double Stuf Oreos' because Ares gave them those with a backpack in TLT.
You accidentally call one of your friends a PJO name.
You change the lyrics in LOVE STORY by Taylor Swift from, "Marry me, Juliet" to "Marry me, Annabeth".
You try to talk to horses.
You try to summon the dead.
You try to summon lightning.
You try to breathe underwater. (which did not end well...)
You look for an entrance to the Labyrinth in your basement.
You check to see if horses have wings before you ride them.
You have done at least 15 (or more) of the above things.
YOU HAVE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE PAGE!!
Harry Potter Quotes:
Humans have a knack for choosing precisely the things that are worst for them
It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to your enemies, but even more to stand up to your friends
Fear of the name only increases fear for the thing its self.
The great black dog looked up at Dumbledore, then, in an instant, turned back into a man. Mrs. Weasley screamed and leapt back from the bed. “Sirius Black!” she shrieked, pointing at him.“Mum, shut up!” Ron yelled. “It’s okay!” Snape had not yelled or jumped backward, but the look on his face was one of mingled fury and horror.
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A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God
29 reasons why girls are the best
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies or TV shows. If you agree, copy and paste.
If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Ga Nat Nat, Evil Older Sister, Frozenfan, Emerald Bear, Kyprioths Shadow, Ebony Rayne, lillypop, An-Jelly-Ca, Emerald Enchantress.snickerdoodlepurplebunnies, JJ-000-JJ, cto10121, Marlicat, Call me Mad Elf,TwilightxHPotterxPJackson,Iloverueforever,Soso122
If you are Percy Jackson obsessed, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list - TwilightxHPotterxPJackson,Iloverueforever,Soso122
If you are Hunger Games obsessed, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list - TwilightxHPotterxPJackson,Iloverueforever,Soso122,
REMEMBER WHEN ..
We've studied with Hermione. Played Quidditch with Ron. Hid creatures with Hagrid. Laughed with Fred and George. Fought against Voldemort. Shared bravery with Neville. Admired with Ginny. Understood true love with Snape. Made all the wrong choices with Draco. Worked with Dumbledore. Rebelled against Umbridge. And believed with Harry until the end. Now it's nearly over, and now all we can do is remember, and thank J.K. Rowling for the time of your life.
In Remembrance of Severus Snape
Stuff You Need to Read
Hush, little sister
I can see your arms
I know you scream
I can see the way
I know that people
Hey, little sister
You see, little sister
He screamed at me
You know, little sister
But hush, little sister
I'm sorry little sister
Uh oh little sister
Hush little sister
COPY THIS TO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
Ways to annoy others on an elevator:
1) Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) Meow occasionally.
6) Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) Say -DING at each floor.
8) Say "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) Drop a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) Swat at flies that don't exist.
22) Call out "Group hug" then enforce it.
In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".
A black man went into a restaurant and the white man at the till said "Colored people aren't allowed here." The black man said.
"When I was born I was black,
when I'm hot I'm black,
when I'm cold I'm black,
when I'm sick I'm black,
and when I die I'll be black. But...
When you were born you was pink,
when you are hot you are red,
when you are cold you are blue,
when you are sick you are green,
and when you die you'll be purple.
And you're calling me colored?
Paste this on your file if you're against racism.
At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You
And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
If you thought this was sad, paste this on your profile.
If you HATE child abusing copy and paste this to your profile.
My name Kelly
I am only three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Kelly
I am only three,
Tonight my daddy,
Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!
Are You, Are You, Coming To The Tree
Are You, Are You Coming To The Tree
Are You, Are You, Coming To The Tree
Are You, Are You, Coming To The Tree
If I Don't Say This Now,
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded
One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on.
As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him.
So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, 'Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives.'
He looked at me and said, 'Hey thanks!'
There was a big smile on his face. It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude. I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before.
We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends. He said yes.We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same of him.
Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again. I stopped him and said, 'Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!' He just laughed and handed me half the books.
Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends. When we were seniors we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown and I was going to Duke.
I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation. I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak.
Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great. He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Boy, sometimes I was jealous!
Today was one of those days. I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!' He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. 'Thanks,' he said.
As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began, 'Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach... but mostly your friends... I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story.' I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home.
He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. 'Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable.' I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment.
I saw his Mom and Dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize it's depth.
Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or for worse. God puts us all in each others lives to impact one another in some way. Look for God in others.
You now have two choices, you can : 1) Put this on your profile or 2) Forget you read this and act like it didn't touch your heart. As you can see, I took choice number 1.