Author has written 3 stories for Portal, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.
I'm a person who exists. Yay existing! I write fanfics for Portal, Warriors, How to Train Your Dragon (usually based off the books) and maybe the occasional Inheritence or Harry Potter fanfic. It really all depends on what I happen to be reading at the time!
TO CLEAR THINGS UP - I'm a boy. Okay, there we go.
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NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away your awesome demigod powers
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you! PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers/skills
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down (politely)
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood
NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!
"Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can."
Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?"
Zoe blinked. "Yes. What is funny?"
"Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam french fries."
Even Thalia smiled at that. "And I need to use the dam restroom."
I started cracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoe just looked at me. "I do not understand."
"I want to use the dam water fountain," Grover said.
"And..." Thalia tried to catch her breath. "I want to buy a dam t-shirt."
-Percy, Zoe, Thalia and Grover
You know you live in 2013 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace or Facebook.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job...
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
(Actually, I (Naddalemur4realzdistime) didn't fall for it. I just posted it so you would XD)
When life gives you Lemons
When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really? Who likes lemons?
When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, sit back and watch the world wonder how.
When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.
When Life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!
When life gives you lemons,make apple juice,then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did.
When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the people you hate.
When life gives you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade!
When life gives you lemons squirt them in life's eyes, then run far, far away.
When life gives you lemons, make COMBUSTABLE LEMONS.
CHILD OF ZEUS
You like being in charge.
You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.
You were voted Class President.
You do what’s best for everyone.
You think you have what it takes to run for President.
You think every problem has a solution.
You love showing off.
You like plane rides
You are hydrophobiac
4 out of 10.
CHILD OF POSEIDON
You feel at home in the water.
Your favourite vacation place is at the beach.
You enjoy snorkelling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.
You want to do something about the marine species being abused today
You visit the local pool on a regular basis.
You swim professionally.
You hate seafood.
You never get seasick.
You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.
You are acrophobiac.
4 out of 10.
CHILD OF HADES
You’re not that much of a people person.
You like staying in the dark and writing.
You experience bad moods on a regular basis.
You like listening to loud, angry music.
You spend most of your time alone.
You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.
You like to keep to yourself.
All your closets are padlocked (or you wish they could be)
You write in diary/journal/blog.
You feel most active at night.
2 out of 10.
CHILD OF DEMETER
You own a garden.
You like the great outdoors.
You have a green thumb.
You’re an environmentalist.
You have a special connection with animals.
You’re a vegetarian. (NO)
You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.
You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.
You love going to flower shops.
You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.
2 out of 10.
CHILD OF ARES
You often start fights.
You’re a very aggressive type of person.
You like watching wrestling.
You like reading about war.
You don’t take crap from anybody.
You have anger management.
You never back away from a fight.
Everyone does what you say.
You don’t always think before you do something.
2 out of 10. AGAIN.
CHILD OF ATHENA
You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.
Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.
You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.
You’re the valedictorian in your class.
You’ve never gotten a grade below 80 in your report card.
You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.
You think it would be better if you were the President.
You have a huge shelf of books at home.
You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.
3 out of 10.
CHILD OF APOLLO
You’re very creative and artistic.
You like listening to all kinds of music in general.
You always feel sunny and optimistic.
You are talented at drawing.
You like writing poetry.
You can play at least 3 musical instruments.
You like going to art museums.
You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.
You have straight A's in Art on your report card.
Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.
9 out of 10.
HUNTER OF ARTEMIS
You dislike boys in general. (I am a boy!)
A deer is one of your favorite animals
You can shoot targets
You like silver.
You like the moon better than the sun
Zoe Nightshade is awesome
You love wild animals
You spend most of your time outdoors.
You love to move around the place
Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters
6 out of 10.
CHILD OF HEPHAESTUS
You have a way with tools.
You build awesome things during your free time.
You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.
Metalworking is your forte.
You have your own toolbox.
You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots. (Does GLaDOS count? X3)
You’re a techie.
You often have carpentry projects.
You dream of being a carpenter.
You aren’t afraid of fire. (a little...)
2 out of ten. Yet again. Rhymes on a dime!
CHILD OF APHRODITE
Every guy/girl swoons for you.
You like putting on makeup.
You naturally smell good.
You never experience a bad hair day. (All the time...)
Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.
You’re always at the front of every trend.
You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.
You’re often invited to parties.
Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”
You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.
1 in 10.
CHILD OF HERMES
You like pickpocketing your friends.
You’re a prankster.
You’re a speed demon.
You consider yourself restless.
You’re the best speaker in the class.
You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.
You’re inventive and resourceful.
You often start arguments.
You’ve never lost a debate.
You like making witty and sarcastic statements.
9 out of 10.
CHILD OF DIONYSUS
You’re the life of the party.
You like wine.
You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.
You can finish a martini in less than a minute..
You have a happy, cheerful disposition.
You’re a foodie.
You like going to social events and mingling with people.
You like trying out new food.
You feel that you’re abundant in life.
You think that too much of anything is bad.
3 out of 10.
So I'm either son of Apollo or son of Hermes. I'm good wit dat.
6. Doug Rattman
12. Companion Cube
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Doug X Turret? No.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
I'm a boy, so I don't think Cave is hot. If I was a girl I probably would, though X3
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Switch that around, and I can totally see little Space Core/Companion Cube hybrids. Space Cubes?
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
Yes, though they are fairly uncommon.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
That would work, yes.
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
CarolineXRick vs. CarolineXAnnounder, I'd choose CarolineXAnnouncer X3
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?
Fact walks in on Chell making out with the Companion Cube. Promptly walks out.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
The dialogue from this little video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLB6irPFTRY) describes it pretty well.
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Yes, OH GOD, YES.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN.
11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
I'm the only one of my friends who read Portal fanfiction. I'm so lonely XD
12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Yeah, I think.
13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXylJ_vFmmsThis, the best Portal 2 dubstep out there. Most Portal dubsteps are pretty bad, but this one breaks the mold. Go listen to it.
15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
WARNING: Wheatley may steal Doug's Cube. Doug may try to kill him in revenge.
You just gave me an idea.
16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Not too long ago.
ANUDDER WUN! X3
Which shoe goes on first? Depends which shoe I grab first. X3
Ever throw a shoe at someone? I think so...
Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? I don't like spaghetti. Everyone seems so surprised by that.
Favorite ice cream? Cookie dough.
How many boxes of cereal are in your cabinet? None.
Do you cook? Nope.
Current mood? DEAD X3 I'M WRITING THIS PROFILE FROM BEYOOOOND THE GRAAAAVE
What time is it? 10:15 AM.
What is your name? Naddalemur.
What do you want to do? Go to Aperture.
Where do you want to live? Aperture.
How many kids do you want to have? 4
Do you want to get married? Yurp. There are three girls I like. Who I choose depends on who likes me back X3
Have you done drugs? NO! NO! NOAAAAaaaGGGggHHHOOOOuuuuuUUUooOOOooooOO! NO!
What do you like on your pizza? Meat lovers.
Can you cross your eyes? INDUBITABLY.
Do you make your bed daily? Nope.
IN THE LAST 48 HOURS HAVE YOU
Kissed someone? No. I wish...
Sang? Sort of..?
Been hugged? No.
Felt dumb? Never.
Missed someone? Noop.
Danced crazy? Nurp.
Gotten your hair cut? NO! PLEASE, NO! I hate that. Unless my hair is so long I look like a girl, which hasn't yet happened.
Been kissed? No. Wow, all no's.
Have you been searched by the cops? No. O_0
Do you have a dog? Yurple. *Translation: "Yes" XD
The last time you've been sledding? Never. I live in a place where you only get real snow three or four times a year, and even then it's never higher than half an inch. Seriously, where I live two inches of snow is HEAVEN.
Do you consider yourself creative? Yes, very.
Do you have friends on FF.net? Yes.
Do you know anybody in real life from FF.net? Nope.
Where are you? On the computer.
Look up, then look back, what do you see? Now I'm on a horse.
What are you listening to right now? The Wheatley Song.
Last thing you ate? Cough medicine.
Last thing you thought? ... I AIN'T TELLING YOU!
You have a million dollars, what do you do? Invest so that I get even more money. And that, children, is what's called being practical.
What are you eating/drinking right now? Nothing.
CONCLUSION: I'm a wind elemental.
(0.0) c( uu)
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