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Author has written 3 stories for Portal, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

I'm a person who exists. Yay existing! I write fanfics for Portal, Warriors, How to Train Your Dragon (usually based off the books) and maybe the occasional Inheritence or Harry Potter fanfic. It really all depends on what I happen to be reading at the time!

TO CLEAR THINGS UP - I'm a boy. Okay, there we go.

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NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain


NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away your awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you! PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers/skills

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down (politely)

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

"Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can."

Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?"

Zoe blinked. "Yes. What is funny?"

"Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam french fries."

Even Thalia smiled at that. "And I need to use the dam restroom."

I started cracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoe just looked at me. "I do not understand."

"I want to use the dam water fountain," Grover said.

"And..." Thalia tried to catch her breath. "I want to buy a dam t-shirt."

-Percy, Zoe, Thalia and Grover

You know you live in 2013 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace or Facebook.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job...

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

(Actually, I (Naddalemur4realzdistime) didn't fall for it. I just posted it so you would XD)

When life gives you Lemons

When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really? Who likes lemons?

When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, sit back and watch the world wonder how.

When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.

When Life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

When life gives you lemons,make apple juice,then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the people you hate.

When life gives you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade!

When life gives you lemons squirt them in life's eyes, then run far, far away.

When life gives you lemons, make COMBUSTABLE LEMONS.


You like being in charge.

You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.

You were voted Class President.

You do what’s best for everyone.

You think you have what it takes to run for President.

You think every problem has a solution.

You love showing off.

You like plane rides

You are hydrophobiac

4 out of 10.


You feel at home in the water.

Your favourite vacation place is at the beach.

You enjoy snorkelling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.

You want to do something about the marine species being abused today

You visit the local pool on a regular basis.

You swim professionally.

You hate seafood.

You never get seasick.

You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.

You are acrophobiac.

4 out of 10.


You’re not that much of a people person.

You like staying in the dark and writing.

You experience bad moods on a regular basis.

You like listening to loud, angry music.

You spend most of your time alone.

You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.

You like to keep to yourself.

All your closets are padlocked (or you wish they could be)

You write in diary/journal/blog.

You feel most active at night.

2 out of 10.


You own a garden.

You like the great outdoors.

You have a green thumb.

You’re an environmentalist.

You have a special connection with animals.

You’re a vegetarian. (NO)

You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.

You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.

You love going to flower shops.

You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

2 out of 10.


You often start fights.

You’re a very aggressive type of person.

You like watching wrestling.

You’re competitive.

You like reading about war.

You don’t take crap from anybody.

You have anger management.

You never back away from a fight.

Everyone does what you say.

You don’t always think before you do something.

2 out of 10. AGAIN.


You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.

You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.

Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.

You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.

You’re the valedictorian in your class.

You’ve never gotten a grade below 80 in your report card.

You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.

You think it would be better if you were the President.

You have a huge shelf of books at home.

You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

3 out of 10.


You’re very creative and artistic.

You like listening to all kinds of music in general.

You always feel sunny and optimistic.

You are talented at drawing.

You like writing poetry.

You can play at least 3 musical instruments.

You like going to art museums.

You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.

You have straight A's in Art on your report card.

Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

9 out of 10.


You dislike boys in general. (I am a boy!)

A deer is one of your favorite animals

You can shoot targets

You like silver.

You like the moon better than the sun

Zoe Nightshade is awesome

You love wild animals

You spend most of your time outdoors.

You love to move around the place

Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters

6 out of 10.


You have a way with tools.

You build awesome things during your free time.

You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.

Metalworking is your forte.

You have your own toolbox.

You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots. (Does GLaDOS count? X3)

You’re a techie.

You often have carpentry projects.

You dream of being a carpenter.

You aren’t afraid of fire. (a little...)

2 out of ten. Yet again. Rhymes on a dime!


Every guy/girl swoons for you.

You like putting on makeup.

You naturally smell good.

You never experience a bad hair day. (All the time...)

Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.

You’re always at the front of every trend.

You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.

You’re often invited to parties.

Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”

You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.

1 in 10.


You like pickpocketing your friends.

You’re a prankster.

You’re a speed demon.

You consider yourself restless.

You’re the best speaker in the class.

You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.

You’re inventive and resourceful.

You often start arguments.

You’ve never lost a debate.

You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

9 out of 10.


You’re the life of the party.

You like wine.

You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.

You can finish a martini in less than a minute..

You have a happy, cheerful disposition.

You’re a foodie.

You like going to social events and mingling with people.

You like trying out new food.

You feel that you’re abundant in life.

You think that too much of anything is bad.

3 out of 10.

So I'm either son of Apollo or son of Hermes. I'm good wit dat.

1. Wheatley

2. Chell


4. Cave

5. Caroline

6. Doug Rattman

7. Fact

8. Space

9. Rick

10. Announcer

11. Turret

12. Companion Cube

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Doug X Turret? No.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

I'm a boy, so I don't think Cave is hot. If I was a girl I probably would, though X3

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Switch that around, and I can totally see little Space Core/Companion Cube hybrids. Space Cubes?

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Yes, though they are fairly uncommon.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

That would work, yes.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

CarolineXRick vs. CarolineXAnnounder, I'd choose CarolineXAnnouncer X3

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?

Fact walks in on Chell making out with the Companion Cube. Promptly walks out.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

The dialogue from this little video ( describes it pretty well.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?


10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.


11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

I'm the only one of my friends who read Portal fanfiction. I'm so lonely XD

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Yeah, I think.

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?


14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?, the best Portal 2 dubstep out there. Most Portal dubsteps are pretty bad, but this one breaks the mold. Go listen to it.

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING: Wheatley may steal Doug's Cube. Doug may try to kill him in revenge.

You just gave me an idea.

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Not too long ago.


Which shoe goes on first? Depends which shoe I grab first. X3

Ever throw a shoe at someone? I think so...

Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? I don't like spaghetti. Everyone seems so surprised by that.

Favorite ice cream? Cookie dough.

How many boxes of cereal are in your cabinet? None.

Do you cook? Nope.



What time is it? 10:15 AM.

What is your name? Naddalemur.

What do you want to do? Go to Aperture.

Where do you want to live? Aperture.

How many kids do you want to have? 4

Do you want to get married? Yurp. There are three girls I like. Who I choose depends on who likes me back X3

Have you done drugs? NO! NO! NOAAAAaaaGGGggHHHOOOOuuuuuUUUooOOOooooOO! NO!

What do you like on your pizza? Meat lovers.

Can you cross your eyes? INDUBITABLY.

Do you make your bed daily? Nope.


Kissed someone? No. I wish...

Sang? Sort of..?

Been hugged? No.

Felt dumb? Never.

Missed someone? Noop.

Danced crazy? Nurp.

Gotten your hair cut? NO! PLEASE, NO! I hate that. Unless my hair is so long I look like a girl, which hasn't yet happened.

Cried? No.

Been kissed? No. Wow, all no's.


Have you been searched by the cops? No. O_0

Do you have a dog? Yurple. *Translation: "Yes" XD

The last time you've been sledding? Never. I live in a place where you only get real snow three or four times a year, and even then it's never higher than half an inch. Seriously, where I live two inches of snow is HEAVEN.

Do you consider yourself creative? Yes, very.

Do you have friends on Yes.

Do you know anybody in real life from Nope.

Where are you? On the computer.

Look up, then look back, what do you see? Now I'm on a horse.

What are you listening to right now? The Wheatley Song.

Last thing you ate? Cough medicine.

Last thing you thought? ... I AIN'T TELLING YOU!

You have a million dollars, what do you do? Invest so that I get even more money. And that, children, is what's called being practical.

What are you eating/drinking right now? Nothing.


Light Elemental
[X] You're proud of who you are (Sure?)
[X] You state your opinion
[X] You think you're intelligent (I read at an eleventh grade level. I'm a SIXTH GRADER.)
[X] You enjoy learning (Depends...)
[ ] You're raised in a very traditional way
[ ] You hardly show emotions
[ ] You're a morning person
[X] You don't like people who sleep around a lot
[ ] You don't like the dark
[X] You're hard on yourself when you fail
Total: 6. So, not really.

Dark Elemental
[X] You always say what's on your mind.
[X] You're a night person
[X] You don't care about sexuality
[ ] You like having sex/like the idea of sex
[X] You don't like mornings
[X] You don't like happy-go-lucky people
[X] You argue with people a lot
[ ] You laugh at stupid people (Again, depends..)
[X] You hold on to grudges
[ ] You love scary stories
Total: 7. So, kinda.

Nature Elemental
[X] You love animals and nature
[ ] You love being outdoors
[ ] You're somewhat gullible
[ ] You're shy around new people
[X] You're very understanding/a good listener
[ ] You forgive easily
[ ] You're not a good fighter
[ ] You don't like eating meat
[X] You protect what you hold most dear
[/] You love drinking water
Total: 3.5. Pretty sure I'm NOT Nature XD

Water Elemental
[X] You're a good swimmer
[ ] You love fish – eating or not eating (I hate fish. Dunno why, I just do.)
[X] You're very curious
[X] You like to explore
[X] You day dream a lot
[ ] You don't usually like to talk (I talk like nobody's buisess. I'm a freakin' motormouth and proud XD)
[X] You like doing things by yourself
[X] You like to imagine things for your amusement
[X] You're open minded
[ ] You like things to stay the same
Total: 7. So, kinda.

Fire Elemental
[X] You have a bad temper
[ ] You love hearing gossip
[ ] You like to fight
[ ] You're kind of slow sometimes
[ ] You're attracted to the 'bad boy/girl'
[X] You have a strong sense of justice
[X] You'd beat up someone if they hurt your friends
[ ] You're also gullible (So gullible D: )
[ ] You like to see things burn
[ ] You hate swimming/water
Total: 3. I'm not fire.

Wind Elemental
[X] You're very easy-going
[X] You're somewhat lazy
[X] You love to laugh and make jokes
[X] People think you're immature
[ ] You tend to be a skeptic
[X] You're very competitive
[X] You love getting new things
[ ] You live everyday fully
[X] You love riding with the window down
[X] You enjoy having a large group of friends
Total: 8. Yeah, I could be wind.

Thunder Elemental
[X] You tend to blow up when you're mad
[ ] You like things to be unpredictable
[ ] You like to live dangerously
[ ] You love having competitions, contests etc.
[X] You love coming up with impossible scenarios
[X] You like being the center of attention
[ ] You love thunder storms
[X] You tend to only want a tight knit group
[ ] You don't trust others easily
[X] You don't forgive easily
Total: 5. Not really.

Ice Elemental
[ ] You don't express yourself very well
[X] You like winter better than summer
[X] You don't need/wear heavy coats during the winter
[X] You tend to be sarcastic sometimes (That's an uderstatement. My motto is "sarcasm is the most important meal of the day. So this one counts double X3
[ ] You're sometimes a loner
[ ] You tend to keep to yourself
[ ] It's hard for people to get close
[X] When someone does though, you tend to stick with them no matter what
[/] You enjoy reading and other "one" person activities
[ ] You can be 'cold' when someone's upset
Total: 6.5. So, kinda.

CONCLUSION: I'm a wind elemental.

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The 401278th Intergalactic Supremacy Pie Competition of Doom by 100PercentHalfwayThere reviews
Every year, the most prosperous planets in the universe, which constitute its majority, are wagered in the form of a deadly, empire-changing... pie competition. And every year, the Irken Empire places 2nd.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,041 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/30 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Zim, Tak, Red
100 Missions by LilyRosetheDreamer reviews
Sometimes, the members of TF2 have serious days. But most of the time, they're all just ruining the Administrator's front lawn and getting into so many scrapes, it's a miracle they survive. Presenting my 100 one shots, where ANYTHING could happen.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 67,415 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/13 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Demoman, Heavy, Sniper, Spy
Foaly's Diary by TheBigCat reviews
The diary of a paranoid and slightly carrot-mad centaur. Set during Lost Colony.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,711 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Butler, Foaly, Mulch D., Trouble K. - Complete
The Unfortunate Discovery of Marissa Roberts by Korekara reviews
When GLaDOS scans her databases, she can't help but feel bile fascination at the document she finds. What ensues is GLaDOS and some other familiar faces reeling over one of the most infamous Portal fanfics ever written.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,627 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Chell, GLaDOS, Wheatley
A Very Piratey Curse by annabeth7 reviews
When Percy played Pirates of the Caribbean The Game, he didn't know the trouble he'd be getting into. With a curse putting him in the game, by none other than Athena herself, Percy has to find his way out. With the help of Jack Sparrow, Tia Dalma, and the other assorted crew, Percy just might find what he's looking for and have the adventure of a lifetime. Rated T:Just in case
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,247 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 11/1/2013 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Will T., Capt. Jack Sparrow, Tia D., Percy J.
Child Again by Midnight1234 reviews
Eragon is transformed into a child overnight by unknown reasons. Arya, Orik, Saphira, Angela, and Solembum must take care of the two year-old toddler, but things become hectic when Murtagh is somehow changed into one too.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,159 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Eragon S. - Complete
karkat strider's afenture by xxdarkxheartxx reviews
karkat and daev have a little babby that grows up wif them
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Dave S., Karkat V., Eridan A., Feferi P.
The Other Sburb Session by Sophia Griffin reviews
On Earth, there were more sessions than the one with the Beta kids... Including one with some similar circumstances! One group of human kids, and one group of trolls will also collide to create a new universe. xXxXx I am asking for OC's to put into the story so there is a good variety, so check chap 1 for the conditions and rules! :) Oh and rated T because there will be swearing.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2013
Percy Jackson and the Golden Pen by IzzyPJAC reviews
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Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,953 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Percy J., Luke C.
My Shiny Metal Immortal by TheAnnoyingAlien reviews
A Futurama parody of the infamous worst fanfiction of all time, a Harry Potter fanfic titled "My Immortal". Cobalt the smexy fembot vampire goff lady has sexy goffik robot vampire misadvunturez at Plnaet Expreshh all while continyuing her sexy romance wif Bender omg lolz!1!1! (This isn't how I actually write, I'm writing like that for the sake of the fic)
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 25,224 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Bender R.
Monday Blues by CrimsonFawn reviews
Nico HATES Mondays!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Nico A.
Son of a Pirate:Curse of the Black Pearl by WolfPirate reviews
Jason Serner is an orphan boy in Port Royal. For the past three years he has been stealing to survive. When a rather odd looking man shows up on the docks one day, Jason is intrigued and follows him. The result is that he starts a crazy, wild adventure full of pirates, skeletons and cursed treasure. And maybe even a chance to find his long lost father. Bad summary, read and review.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,246 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Hector B. - Complete
How the Name Black Pearl Came to Be For Jack's Ship by finallygirl12 reviews
Why did Jack Sparrow name his beloved ship the Black Pearl? Let's find out!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
A Paradox Called Fear by Mr. Skiperdoo reviews
ONESHOT: Being a turret sucks. So what happens when a template is forced to see the result of his doings? /lie This story is cute and adorable, totally not scary!
Portal - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,932 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Complete
Nico, being Nico by thekookycookie reviews
"Did you just ask me on a date?" Percy spluttered, almost laughing. "Yeah. What's the problem? You ask Annabeth to go with you all the time!" I answered plainly. "Dates are for boyfriend and girlfriend, Nico." Percy explained. Nico still looked flustered. "What's the problem? I'm a boy, and I'm your friend, you're a boy and you're my friend. Do you not think of me as your friend?"
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Nico A.
Hell or High Water by JenovaII reviews
Reluctantly, Chell returns to Aperture. Turrets call out to her, and GLaDOS is missing. A locked room holds the answer - but is it a trap?
Portal - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 92,966 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
Slipping Away by QueenOfGeeks14 reviews
"I'm still connected! I can pull myself in, I can fix this!" A drabble of the last battle in Portal 2 from Chell's point of view. One-shot! :3
Portal - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Chell, Wheatley
Jayfeather's New Job by Wolfstorm7 reviews
What do you do when you've got heaps and heaps of cats who are just so in love with you? You become a pimp, of course.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Jayfeather, Briarlight
Space, I Am Your Father by Topaz18 reviews
Space actually meets his dad, in space. Just a short little drabble about Space. And space.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Wheatley, Space Core - Complete
Goodbye to the Moon by HamhaPHKFan reviews
Wheatley should have known he wouldn't survive that.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Wheatley, Space Core - Complete
xXoCeaNRoMaNCeLoVeXx by xXWiLLTuRNeRSMiSTReSSXx by illogical squeeks reviews
There are Shippers! Typos! Pairings! And, of course, Mary Sues! Jack, Will and the gang have to fight for survival in the worst fanfiction ever to blind innocent people browing the site! The epic tale is COMPLETE! w00tage!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 57,898 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/26/2007 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Complete
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What happens when Apollo becomes a super hero? Pure chaos and blatant stupidity, of course. This story follows Apollo Man's destructive attempts to help out New York, and Thalia's slightly less destructive attempts to stop him from accidentally killing everyone.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Apollo, Thalia G.
Nico Goes Insane reviews
Something's wrong with Nico. Nobody knows what. Follow the gang as they attempt to make Nico normal again (or as normal as Nico can be). Expect the laws of logic to be broken repeatedly for the sake of humor. The first chapter is short, but not rest of them.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,078 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Nico A.
Form of a Story: Portal 2 reviews
Portal 2 in the form of a story. I intend to record the entire game here. So far I'm up to the betrayal. Read, please! I DON'T OWN PORTAL!
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,646 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 10/13/2012