VampireKissForever
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Joined 04-06-12, id: 3887711
Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, Mortal Instruments, Vampire Academy, and Once Upon a Time.
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Put me in coach, I'm ready to play by killians-dimples reviews
Emma is the new head of PR for the Pittsburgh Pirates and her first task is to get playboy shortstop Killian Jones under control. If baseball isn't your thing, fear not for there is very little baseball in this story.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 70,726 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 942 - Follows: 1,070 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 4/3/2014 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Fresh Starts and Flirtations by kissmelikeapirate reviews
Seeking a fresh start, Emma Swan moves to sleepy Storybrooke, Maine. Killian Jones is the resident town cad, gorgeous yet infamous for his inability to commit. But when stakes are raised and a bet is placed - who will end up winning, if anyone?
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,101 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 10/19/2014 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook] [Robin Hood, Regina M./The Evil Queen]
Everything Has It's Place by kissmelikeapirate reviews
The new home for my little drabbles and Tumblr fics... (Captain Swan) Ratings vary(Mostly unbeta'd - apologies for the typos/errors - I will try and fix at some point!).
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 59 - Words: 52,913 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 1/27/2014 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook]
How do you like it? by kissmelikeapirate reviews
A collection of CS one shots - all smut. Kinks/PWP/dub-con... anything goes. PM me if you have a prompt:D
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,721 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 3/31/2014 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook]
Sex Ed with Killian Jones by FreeRen reviews
Emma Swan and Killian Jones sit next to each other during their Human Sexuality class at college. Emma is quite interested in her shy neighbor, but he has a small secret. Written for CS AU Week - Lieutenant Duckling with a Modern AU twist!
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,554 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 1,078 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 6/30/2014 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook
Queen of the Underworld by holdingoutforapiratehero reviews
Greek Mythology CS AU (based off the tale of Hades and Persephone). Dark Killian. Emma, Goddess of Agriculture and daughter of David (Zeus) and Mary (Demeter) is sought out by the King of the Underworld to be his Queen and he intends to have her by any means necessary. Rated M for mature and sexual content.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,691 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 11/14/2014 - Published: 9/16/2014 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook] [David N./Prince Charming, Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard]
Forbidden Fruit of the Juiciest Kind by holdingoutforapiratehero reviews
Priest!Killian CS AU. Killian Jones is the new head of St. Catherine's Catholic church and private school, his very first priesthood job out of seminary school. When naughty student Emma Swan sets her sights on him, will he be able to restrain himself or will he give into temptation? Rated M for sexual content.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 65,618 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 11/13/2014 - Published: 5/25/2014 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook]
Fifty Shades of Blond by reveur-de-minuit reviews
BEING REWRITTEN "He was beautiful and brilliant, jagged and white-hot. I was drawn to him as I'd never been to anything or anyone in my life. I craved his touch like a drug, even knowing it would weaken me. I was flawed and damaged, and he opened those cracks in me with ease. He transformed me, even as I prayed that the torment of our pasts wouldn't tears us apart."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,243 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 1/20/2013 - [Hermione G., Draco M.]
Burn My Bridges Down by ihearttvsnark reviews
Killian Jones is the absolute last person Emma Swan wants to see march into her boss' office with a plan to save the day after Emma's mistake nearly derails an entire political campaign. She has no use for his arrogance or his handsome face, but he's more determined than ever to change her mind about him.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,771 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 52 - Published: 11/2/2014
The Case of the Divine Circus by frostykitten reviews
Sequel to CCK. Hermione and Draco had thought themselves done with divine nonsense, but now there are goddesses speaking to them through Ministry fireplaces and creatures dying all over the world from a mysterious illness. At least this time "Earl" is too busy to try and help them... or is he?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 72,309 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 10/27/2014 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Can't Get You Out of My Head by MsMacBeth10 reviews
Hermione literally can't get Malfoy out of her head after Dumbledore puts a telepathy spell on them. Now she'll have to deal with homicidal thoughts regarding a certain fan club, knickers, Quidditch, and other unpleasant things boys think of while trying to keep her own not-so-innocent thoughts private... AU 7th year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,864 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 10/23/2014 - Published: 5/2/2013 - [Hermione G., Draco M.]
Vertigo by gingercake reviews
"Molly, I need you to undress. Hastily, if convenient." Molly may have been head-over-heels for the World's Only Consulting Detective, but that didn't mean she wanted to be embroiled in one of his 'cases' - Russian hitmen had never been in her comfort zone. Then again... What was that about getting undressed? Emerging Sherlolly; Run-up to TRF.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,270 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 10/23/2014 - Published: 12/6/2013 - [Molly Hooper, Sherlock H.] John W., Irene A.
Dirty, Pretty Thing by kissmelikeapirate reviews
AU Emma Swan wants to escape her life, move East, start new. Working at The Velvet Rope is her ticket out of here. But then he comes along, mysterious, sexy, dangerous. Surely she can resist his charms?
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,833 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 9/11/2014 - Published: 1/18/2014 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Veela's Magic by raaga-malfoy reviews
Draco and Hermione despise each other, always looking for ways to insult the other. Chaos and drama ensues when they are made the Heads. To top it all, Draco is a Veela. Do his attractions towards a certain bushy-haired mudblood mean that that he's found his mate?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,456 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Animal Instincts by gnrkrystle reviews
Five years after Hogwarts, Hermione and Draco are thrown together after a certain 'Malfoy trait' kicks in and Draco needs Hermione's help.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,064 - Reviews: 910 - Favs: 1,819 - Follows: 774 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Devolve by BetteNoire reviews
The ailing headmaster, Albus Dumbledore, has disappeared right before the Christmas holiday, but the staff doesn't care—because they have been turned into children! Will the teachers return to normal before classes resume? Will Professor Snape be mad, realizing he had Hermione Granger for a nanny?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 61,105 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 643 - Updated: 6/1/2014 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Silver Eyes Of Mine by Chels-Chels18 reviews
It was a normal day for Draco Malfoy, but as soon as he stepped out of the fire place and brushed the soot off his robes he knew something was wrong. On his bed was a wicker moses basket stuffed with a bundle of blankets. Inside, just visible, was a baby girl fast asleep. She had nothing with her except a letter addressed to him and a golden necklace he knew too well. T for safety
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 129,433 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Gryffindor With The Dragon Tattoo by Vampy.rEVOLution666 reviews
Hermione and Draco heatedly share the Heads' dorm whilst they repeat their final year at Hogwarts. But what is Malfoy to do when he is met with a dilemma as shocking secrets are unwillingly revealed? Granger was in need of his help whether she realised it or not! Be prepared for: sexy showers, Thai tattoos, accidents in potions, along with smirking Slytherins! LOVE Dramione x R&R x
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 43,582 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Dangerous Days by Jpena reviews
AU Tonks/Snape. What if they had a relationship? For some reason in my mind these two characters make sense together. Harry and Severus mentor/father relationship. Please read and review.:) I'M BACK
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 91,554 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/11/2014 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Severus S., N. Tonks - Complete
My Little Roza by Chriss-Meister reviews
One day, the Belikov family is given a baby Rose to take care of for an indefinite amount of time in Russia. Dimitri makes it his sole mission to make sure that she is safe until the day she must return to her family. But after she grows up, so close to him, will he want to let her go? The love between Dimitri and the mysterious Rose is unbreakable to everyone around them.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 60,663 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Against Their Will by StrongHermione reviews
Hermione and Snape are the unwitting victims of an impulsively cast spell. Now they are soul-bound and desperate to get out of it. But fate conspires to make sure their souls seek each other out on a nightly basis—will they find love? Or will they fight it, and each other, every step of the way? Rated M for suggestive themes; AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 68,000 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 3/22/2014 - Published: 10/8/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
I Always Knew by rachylynxx reviews
Draco Malfoy is a Veela, the only problem is he needs to find his mate before his 18th birthday. So who does he ask but his fellow head girl, Hermione Granger. Read and Review please! rated M for a reason!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,993 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Anti-Age Me by Captain Zex reviews
After a horrible potions accident, Miss Hermione Granger is reverted back to her three year old self. How will the Potions Master cope when he is forced to look after her and how will he get her back to normal? Set in the Trio's sixth year. Please ignore the book for now.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,904 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Tis The Season Sherlock Holmes by Ambur reviews
Sherlock frowned. "What do you mean she's not coming?" "Sherlock why would she come? Did you forget how you treated her last Christmas party that we had? You were cruel and humiliated her in front of all of us." A little Christmas two shot staring everyone's favorite consulting detective.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,808 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 11/29/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Playing House with Malfoy by DMlover8 reviews
Hermione and Draco get partnered up in a Muggle Studies project about parenting, when something horrible goes wrong and their project becomes more involved then either of them bargained for.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 141,355 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 1,320 - Updated: 2/5/2014 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Sherlock has a journal? by Sherlocked BBC reviews
Sherlock has been keeping a secret journal, "a book of success", but its really full of the feelings he has for Molly, and one day it disappears. Sherlock goes insane trying to find it, while John is just finding out he kept a journal, and is immediately suspicious. Who finds it first? What is inside? Read to find out! A Sherlock/Molly
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Molly Hooper
Caught Short by VampireKissForever reviews
A free institue leads to an interesting predicament for Jace and Clary.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,182 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Bug the Magnificent by Captainraychill reviews
Head Boy Draco Malfoy and Head Girl Hermione Granger fight over Christmas decorations. Oh, and Draco falls in love with a holly fairy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,533 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Notes Written In Purple Ink by noxsongallifrey reviews
Draco Malfoy has a secret admirer, and he's desperate to find out who it is. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Very Merry Christmas Indeed by LucindaRemyMalfoy reviews
Christmas Eve, a celebration, sexy Santa's, stupid exes, and - what's that? Ginny Weasley convinced Hermione Granger to dress up as - well this should be interesting!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,066 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Melting Stars by attica reviews
It's the holidays and Hermione Granger, usually not much of a drinker, stocks up her liquor cabinet. Draco Malfoy uncharacteristically makes a grand gesture. And someone falls off a roof. Written for DHr Advent 2013. Inspired by Bridget Jones's Diary. One-shot. DM/HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,616 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Animal Inside by LR Earl reviews
*SEQUEL UP* Hermione feels a strong pull to her animalistic side after an accident at work. Draco offers a proposal her inner wolf cannot refuse to help 'relieve' the tension. But how long can this liaison last, especially since he is getting married? Graphic and mature scenes abound, you've been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,227 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Courting Magic by Hawkflight7 reviews
"I'm a what?" "A Veela Miss Granger." Hermione's not-so-normal life has been turned upside down at recent news. Not only is she a Veela but she must find her mate in a school with well over a hundred students and be accepted by him. But, what if she's been looking in the wrong area the whole time? HG/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,381 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Chaos of the Kinder Class by la z boy reviews
After the mishaps at the Mini Ministry, Hermione is called upon to rectify her "mistakes" by becoming a temporary teacher for a Wizarding kindergarten class. The only problem? This class has some...familiar faces. Sequel to "The Mishaps of the Mini Ministry" by Blackwolf-20, who is also co-author for this.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 91,599 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Hermione G., OC - Complete
Memory Lane by HeyMrsPotter reviews
Much to Hermione's annoyance, she finds herself working with Draco. A cruel trick by their boss leaves them being pulled into each other's pasts. What will they see there and how will it affect their future?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 48,758 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Your only Veela, my love by rupali100 reviews
Draco finds out that he is a Half Veela. His mate is Hermione Granger. He has two years to live and find his mate. But it turns out to be the one whom he has bullied for 7 effing years. Draco already started to fall for her, but will she fall for him? Post-war. Repeated year. smewhat like reverse harem lol! what if boys all jump on her like crazy? Lil bit of HPxHG, RWxHG ,FW&GWxHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,919 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Raise Me Up (Currently Under Revision) by AuroraAustralice reviews
Scorpius Malfoy is born with Angelman syndrome. His mother and Draco's wife Astoria Greengrass leaves them both, disgusted and ashamed by the little boy's illness. Now it's up to single father Draco Malfoy to raise his son in a safe and conducive atmosphere. What happens when one day the little boy wanders of in Diagon Ally and ends up in Hermione Grangers book shop?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 58 - Words: 83,460 - Reviews: 1050 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 10/3/2013 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M., Blaise Z., Scorpius M. - Complete
Once Upon a Marriage Decree by SweetTale4u reviews
A decree is passed, two very suspecting people are put in a position, that may lead to a number of positions, that might not be that bad...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,063 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S.
A New Blessing by harrypotter143 reviews
After a mishap in potions class, Hermione withdraws from Hogwarts and disappears off the face of the planet. Five years later, she returns but she has received a new blessing. Why is Professor Snape so upset about this? And why has Hermione returned after so long being gone? Definitely AU and the characters are slightly OOC. Rated M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,718 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Surprise! by cleotheo reviews
To celebrate Hermione's birthday her friends decide to throw her a surprise party. When the guest of honour arrives however she's not alone and more people than Hermione end up getting a surprise. Fluffy one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,218 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
An Awaited Meeting by CreativityMichaelson reviews
In the mist of struggling against Bellatrix, Hermione is sent back in time when her time turner breaks, of course she ends up standing in front of the Dark Lord himself when she is most vulnerable. What will happen to her now? Totally going to be SS/HG fair warning.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,898 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 8/19/2013 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] [Voldemort, Bellatrix L.] - Complete
It Had To Be You by Kate Dessi reviews
Hermione and Draco find themselves friends under circumstances... and nothing more than that, surely? But he smiled that crooked smile and Hermione could have sworn her heart melted on the spot. He looked really boyish and very different from the Malfoy she used to know and the Malfoy she had come to know.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 89,960 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Fairy GodHermione by Cybrokat reviews
Now Complete - What happens to Hermione when she discovers she is a Fairy Godmother?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,547 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Becoming Mrs Malfoy by Rumaan reviews
A curse has been revealed affecting both Gryffindor and Slytherin. The Ministry of Magic has to act and enforces a marriage law. Hermione is paired with Malfoy but the Ministry will have to drag her dead body up the aisle before she marries him EWE AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 106,560 - Reviews: 1178 - Favs: 1,401 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Thirty-One Days by keelhaulrose reviews
In the midst of the Battle of Hogwarts Hermione is given the opportunity to help save Snape's life. Little did she know it would require visiting Hogwarts twenty years prior. She has thirty-one days to befriend the sullen Slytherin, and perhaps save his life. But, as always, things don't always go as planned. HG/SS, time-travel, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 113,097 - Reviews: 1103 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
THE RIGHT MATE AT THE WRONG TIME by Glorioux reviews
Bill 'accidentally' discovers his wedding day to Fleur, and Molly is responsible for his change of heart. When his inner wolf decides to hold Hermione hostage, the day turns into mayhem. Strange spirits 'watch' the events, and the wedding night, with the right mate, though hot and sensual, has unexpected results. Note: Story was hacked and is being edited- to chap 10 on 4-21-14.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 83,845 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 2/1/2011 - [Hermione G., Bill W.] Harry P., Ron W.
Hermione's Lycanthropy by OogieBoogie reviews
After the War, Hermione was bitten by a werewolf victim. For five long years, she learned to accept her werewolf form, teaching Charms in Hogwarts. All was fine and dandy, until Professor Draco Malfoy came along. What makes matters worse is that her mating season is approaching and she and her inner wolf seem to want Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,758 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 54 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Missing Painting by Rusty Weasley reviews
The War is long over and all Narcissa Malfoy wants is a peaceful home, but that is impossible when Draco is constantly drunk and depressed. He's in love with Hermione, but no one can find her since her disappearance from the Wizarding World years ago. The answer to a happy ending is an unauthorized painting of Hermione Granger, its mysterious artist...and magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,124 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 2/25/2013 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Lucius M., Narcissa M.] - Complete
The Case of the Creature Kidnappings by frostykitten reviews
"What your puny mind doesn't understand, Potter, is that she does the paperwork I hate, and I do the dirty work that grates on her Gryffindor sensibilities." Hermione and Draco have been partners working in the Department for Control and Regulation of Magical Creatures for years, but their comfortable partnership is shaken up when creatures go missing and the Aurors get involved.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 102,746 - Reviews: 1091 - Favs: 1,297 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Cure by ArabellaFaith reviews
Hermione is under a evil curse, and there is only one man who can help her- the reluctant Severus Snape. Can he find her cure and save her? Will it bring them together, or tear him apart? **Update: if you're looking for some smut (cuz lets face it, sometimes you just want a little smut!), look in chapter 6! ; ) Mature readers please!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,812 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Cottage by Professor Chrystal-Snape reviews
Severus and Hermione have been enjoying daily battle of wits for the past year but their antics have enticed Albus to interfere in an effort to have the two stubborn professors admit their true feelings for one another. Will his plan work or will they be pushed further apart than they were before? AU, OOC, Fluffy. Mature readers only please - rated M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 67,990 - Reviews: 888 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Bundle of Joy by LadyTuesday reviews
Seeking: An intelligent, capable wizard amenable to assisting a bright, independent, magically-formidable single witch in the conception of a child. Insemination only: no sexual congress; non-negotiable. Further contact will be established following receipt of preliminary letter of interest. Address all inquiries by owl to Joy Bundle c/o Hogsmeade Owl Post.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,398 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Fuse by RZZMG reviews
For 2 years, they've been friends at University. For 1 year, he's been in love with her in secret. For 5 months, they've been bed buddies... but only after he lights her fuse and gets her blood roaring. Oh, what fun Draco Malfoy has riling Hermione Granger up! Dramione Romance/Humour/Hot Shag. Post-Hogwarts-AU. 2013 Otter & Ferret Fic Exchange piece. One-shot. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,010 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 54 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Playmate by Aradia1013 reviews
Scorpius gets a new playmate. Hermione gets in on the fun. A few bad words, some suggestiveness. Story has changed to include some angst. Nothing too terrible otherwise.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 64,052 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A Proposition by DressagePunk reviews
Hermione wants a child more than anything in the wizarding world. Can she convince Draco Malfoy of all people to be the father? Albeit a removed one, or will he fight for more?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 32,232 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 713 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Someone To Watch Over Me by One Red Shoe reviews
Dumbledore is supposed to be dead, so why is he sending Hermione a letter? Why did Fawkes and Snape disappear and did Hermione mean to fall through Snape's ceiling? This is a story of the unexpected and how sometimes what you wish for helps you move forward and heals you. AU and EWE, with a side of MM/AD, HP/DM and GW/NL.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 69,557 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Dear Mr Darcy by Fate Is My Muse reviews
Dear Malfoy: My face is up here, Ferret. Stop staring at my chest...Signed, Granger. (DMxHG)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Façade by Hesaluti reviews
When Draco Malfoy's son starts at Hogwarts and is shockingly sorted into Gryffindor, it becomes obvious that it isn't going to be easy for his Head of House, Hermione Granger. When Scorpius is selected for a mentoring programme, Draco and Hermione have to put aside their past differences and work together to help him. Can they do it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 120,117 - Reviews: 1324 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
About Envelopes, Owls and Exploding Spells by Strangershadow reviews
.."So tell me, Granger, how does it feel to be in a love triangle with two animals?"...[Dramione]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,784 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Comrade the Cat by TheoryofaDeadgirl reviews
Rose and Dimitri short story. Rose wants to go to a pet store but when they get there they see that something has went wrong and the animals are acting crazy. Rose and Dimka cuteness and humor. Slight fluff. R&R please.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
We Should've Spent Your Birthday In The Other Room by xxlovesuicide61xx reviews
SEQUEL TO No One Should Spend Their Birthday Alone! Jump ahead four or so months to come full circle to Severus's Birthday. This year he finally has his dream job, but is it really what he wants?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
No One Should Spend Their Birthday Alone by xxlovesuicide61xx reviews
SEQUEL TO Happy Birthday, Now Blow Out Your Candles! Jump ahead to dear Hermione's birthday. Severus having to wait eight months before he gets another go? This can't possibly end well.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Reindeer Roundup by scarlettcat reviews
Hermione and Draco go undercover to round up a herd of flying reindeer on Christmas Eve. Draco is not happy about the pointy shoes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,303 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes Presents… by l0stinl0ve reviews
Fred and George have a new partner with WWW. This partner's creative streak has enhanced F&G's product line immensely. He refuses to be named or to take any credit, however. Hermione is fascinated with the new products and won't rest until she finds out who the mastermind behind them is.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,300 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Broken Dreams by onecelestialbeing reviews
Post-Hogwarts, Hermione is the Potions Apprentice, and Severus is still Headmaster. If they don't hex each other first maybe they'll find comfort in one another.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 189,726 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Two Months Together 'Original' by Ava Miranda Dakedavra reviews
- This is honestly probably the worst thing I have ever written. So, to remedy that, I'm revising it completely, top to bottom. Once enough people have found out about that, I will delete this. No arguments can be made to save it. But please check out the new one when an actual proper chapter is up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 87,600 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Bat Out of Hell by Bleddyn reviews
Ten years after the Battle of Hogwarts, Snape agrees to help the Muggle Law Enforcement Liaison Unit. What has he let himself in for? Now complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,771 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
It's All Uncharted by redhead414 reviews
"Are you ready?" she asked. Draco brushed the back of his hand against her forehead before tracing it down her cheek. "I was ready the moment you came back into my life, Granger. Are you ready?" "With you," she whispered, "I'm ready for anything."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 232,163 - Reviews: 1538 - Favs: 2,926 - Follows: 1,004 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 9/19/2011 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Our Inner Children by Professor Chrystal-Snape reviews
Severus & Hermione meet their 7 year old selves after a potions explosion. Their younger versions use their pranks and hatch a dastardly plan to force Severus & Hermione to finally admit their feelings for one another. Fluff/adult/Funny ooc
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 64,995 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione and the Beast by DMlover8 reviews
Hermione owns a bookshop and things get complicated when she receives a very ancient rare book full of spells and a blonde haired bad boy from her past shows up. Let's just say things get a bit furry!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 121,499 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
One Step at a Time by IcyPanther reviews
Sequel to Parenting Class. DHr HG With the class now over, Sixth year is back to normal...or not. With new feelings brewing, the constant threat of a prophecy, and simply trying to live, the rest of the year will be anything but normal. On Hiatus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 104,503 - Reviews: 2624 - Favs: 1,396 - Follows: 1,577 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
CATaclysm by LifesADarkArt reviews
Sequel to CATastrophe. Hermione finds her Animagus cat self in another predicament with Draco. had a lot of requests for this so here you go. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,219 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
CATastrophe by LifesADarkArt reviews
ONE SHOT! When Hermione chose to become a cat as her animagus form, she never thought that on her first outing, she'd be mistaken for a stray and taken home by Malfoy. How will she escape his house and embarrassment.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,858 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
When He Returns CONTINUATION by MadameRozaBelikova reviews
This is a continuation of When He Returns by: Bananabooklover7 She has given me permission to continue her story. ATTENTION: Please read the first 4 chapters under her name before you start this or it will not make sense.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 94,493 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
When He Returns by Bananabooklover7 reviews
A week after the cabin happened in Shadow Kiss, Dimitri left to become Tasha's guardian. But why did he leave? And what happened to Rose while he was gone? What will happen when they meet up almost seven years later? DimitriXRose. 2nd Fanfic-Please R&R!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,395 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Looking For Love by TattooShadow reviews
Severus Snape didn't think his life could get any worse until Neville's cauldron explodes and turns him into a toddler. To make things worse, Albus decides to place him in the care of none other than Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,219 - Reviews: 1346 - Favs: 1,847 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Poker Night by angelically-devilish reviews
Sirius/Hermione/Charlie - It's poker night at the Weasleys & Hermione has some work that needs to get done. All work & no play makes Granger a dull girl...or does it? BIRTHDAY GIFT FOR GRANDE.VANILLA.SKIM.LATTE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,777 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 45 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
My Sorrow To Yours by Keryl Raist reviews
The sequel to A Proper Romance. Snape and Hermione have been married a bit over a year, and life is about to end the honeymoon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,353 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Which Witch? by Kerrymdb reviews
Complete! Epilogue is Up! A Sequel to The Forgiveness Within. A secret is discovered that will give the Order more power than ever before. Will Tonks and Snape survive the coming ordeal? Rated R for sexual situations and violence
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 101,801 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/28/2006 - Published: 5/23/2004 - N. Tonks, Severus S. - Complete
Parenting Class by IcyPanther reviews
Complete DHr & HG Sixth years at Hogwarts are now required to take a parenting class, what fun! Hermione, Draco, and Harry are paired up in which they'll trade off being children. Can they live through the class or will being a parent prove too hard?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 207,674 - Reviews: 6114 - Favs: 4,423 - Follows: 914 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Forgiveness Within by Kerrymdb reviews
Complete! Written before HBP. Set after OotP. Tonks is given a difficult assignment to help the Order. When her commitment waivers, can she turn to Severus Snape for support? Rated R for sexual situations and violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 64,867 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/8/2004 - Published: 2/27/2004 - N. Tonks, Severus S. - Complete
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New Clothes reviews
Killian Jones, former lieutenant of the English Navy is having a hard time adjusting to certain customs of the modern world; one of which being clothes.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2014 - Emma S., David N./Prince Charming, Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Frozen Heart reviews
Emma wanted one quiet day in Storybrooke, to spend with her new b-whatever he was; was that too much to ask? Of course it was, it is Storybrooke. Emma just didn't realise how disastrous it would turn out.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/13/2014 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Kidnapped reviews
Regina is taken from the encampment where they had been staying since they were sent back, by Zelena. She doesn't cope well with her own thoughts and gives up hope of any rescue; but can the guy who was worming his way into her heart find her in time?
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,260 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/13/2014 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood - Complete
Cheating reviews
A re-match gets rather heated.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/29/2014 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Caught Short reviews
A free institue leads to an interesting predicament for Jace and Clary.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,182 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Blue Caterpillars reviews
Hermione has been fantasying about him for a while and normally just releases her stress the normal way. That is until she makes a friend in a blue caterpillar.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,197 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Christmas Socks All Year Round reviews
Three years ago they spent the night togther and it turned both their worlds on their heads. Not because they fell in love hell no, but for him she, for a virgin, was good in the sack; for her? He was her first. Rated M for sex
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.