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Author has written 41 stories for Harry Potter, Little Women, Charles Dickens, Keeping Up Appearances, Avengers, Hercule Poirot series, Megamind, Rocky Horror, and Twilight.
"When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip.”
--A Confederacy of Dunces, John Kennedy Toole
I'm a female. I like Presidents (Teddy Roosevelt and Cal Coolidge and I have a secret club) and punk and cats and classic lit and Doc Martens. Charles Dickens is my homeboy.
I watch old Britcoms and drink enormous amounts of hot tea, cocoa, and diet soda. I don't ship much. (Except Jo/Bhaer and Jily. But mostly Jo/Bhaer. Hatred of the Laurie/Jo pairing rattles against the marrow of my brittle, brittle bones.
I love politics. I'm a die hard Conservative.
I'm kind of in awe of that thing artsy people do when they don't capitalize any letters in the title and then make the title a vaguely haunting, poetic sort of phrase. Something like "shattered little hearts" or "your veins are intertwined with mine". I dunno. I'm not artsy. I can't pull that off.
I'm lame. I don't party. I'm also quite religious.
My lameness is a source of infinite comfort to me.
I like short profiles, but I talk a lot. Working on that.
PM me. I'm nice.
NOTE: I write original stuff. Nobody cares. If you'd like to see it, I'm WordStalker500 on ficpress and punkmydickens on figment.
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