Phalanx
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Joined 05-22-03, id: 388836, Profile Updated: 03-02-14
Author has written 11 stories for MASK, One Piece, Diablo, and X-Com.

I don't really like to talk about myself, so I'll keep it brief: I like to draw, and I like to write. And I like comics.

I've been writing fanfic for a while now. Previously it used to be for the heck of it, but nowadays I do it for my primary goal of improving my writing.

As a writer I believe in attention to detail and research research research. Characterization is King, and an author should know why they put in what they put into their story, and how it adds to their overall goal for the story. Which, of course, they should have had some idea of by the time they started writing.

I enjoy writing AUs. I also enjoy making use of OC Stand-Ins, that is, developing out-of-focus characters from the source material. For this reason, my fics are usually rife with minor characters.

Most of my fics are what you would call "Genfics", which focus more on plot and story. I'm not a very "pairings" person, though not anti-romance. I just don't like reading stories where the romance is the focus. If it happens as a natural consequence of events and doesn't swallow up the whole story, AND if the characters stay in character, I'm fine with it

Please note I do not warn for pairings in my fics. I understand this may be a convention in modern fanfic circles, but I'd rather not pander to it. In any case, my fics are not primarily about shipping and it goes against my storytelling principles of not spoiling my own stories.

I will warn for any content that may be considered excessive or offensive, but keep in mind there may be things that I might miss out because what constitutes as "offensive" varies from person to person and place to place. The whole world isn't a homogenised mass, so unless I warn for every single thing that happens in my fics, I won't be able to cover everything. I will try my best to cover for what can be considered reasonable, though.

Oh, and I should probably mention that I write primarily in British English (with occasional lapses into American, due to cultural osmosis), so there are probably certain slang words and spelling conventions that might seem odd to non BritEng readers. I should also mention that I have an addiction to the use of parentheses. (Yeah it's bad I know, but every writer needs a vice. Parentheses are mine.)


My Current Active Stories:

Note: I'm including progress percentages on the state of the next chapters now, just to give you all a better idea on when to expect the next update. Do refrain from nagging me to update, please? It stresses me out, my writing suffers when that happens. Just know that I AM working on it. Cheers.


ONE PIECE

Though a Bird Can't Fly, That Doesn't Mean It Never Will -> [In Progress] My first OP fic, ongoing. Zoro-centric, in this AU Kuina survives. Self-challenge in the form where the first line of each chapter has to be echoed by the last line of the same chapter. The first few chapters are shaky, but it gradually improves after a while as I started getting used to writing again. Type: "For The Want Of A Nail AU.

Note: I just found out someone actually created an entire page for TABCF on TV Tropes! (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Fanfic/ThoughABirdCantFly) I wish I could explain why this makes me feel so pleased, but all I can say is: Thanks, Andyroid!

Next Chapter Progress: 99% (pending beta)

The Supernova Eleven [In Progress] / In Five Pieces [Completed] -> "In Five Pieces" is a short series of 100, 200 and 300 word drabbles based on an alternate universe where the Strawhats comprised of members of the 11 Supernovas. Written as a response to a prompt challenge... then it really, really got out of hand. A more detailed fic version is in the works and known as The Supernova Eleven. [Updated] It's also being translated into an Indonesian language version by the wonderful ReadR! The fic is called "15 Pieces'. I've had people asking permission to translate it to Mandarin and Vietnamese as well. Since FFnet blocks external links in PMs, I have no idea where some of those translations are posted, to be honest, but many thanks to the people who have managed to send me the links! Type: "For the Want Of a Whole Toolbox Of Nails" AU

Next Chapter Progress: 35% (No I haven't given up on it, just... hitting another block)

Marie D. Suesse and the Mystery New Pirate Age! -> [Completed] A semi-intellectual deconstruction/reconstruction of the Mary Sue/OCs wanted! genre. Not really an all-out bash fic as it focuses more on exploring the impact of the events depicted in those self-insert fics if they weren't glossed over. It is also a self-challenge on whether it is possible to write an entertaining and readable story despite incorporating as many Mary Sue cliches as possible, thus proving my theory that Mary Sues are mostly hated not just because they are perfect, but generally because the writers of those fics just plain don't know how to tell a story. Type: Deconstructive Parody, with some reconstruction, horror, and mystery elements.

Note: The Mystery New Pirate Age now has its own page on TV Tropes, courtesy of Pezt! Cheers! (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Fanfic/MarieDSuesseAndTheMysteryNewPirateAge)

Next Chapter Progress: Complete. Mirrored on AO3.


XCOM/Diablo

The Excommunication Project: Enemy Unknown -> [In Progress] My first crossover story ever. Basically XCOM set in Diablo-verse.

The Ones Left Behind-> [In Progress] I totally blame a certain person for giving me XCOM: Enemy Within as a present for my birthday and getting me so addicted to this game that I had to make a story out of the epic battles of my Impossible campaign troops.


pingteo's DeviantArt -> http://pingteo.deviantart.com/ (My DA page, contains illustrations for my fanfics, OP art and other stuff.)

Notable Fanfic-related Art Pieces

Though A Bird Can't Fly, That Doesn't Mean It Never Will

Speedpainting - Kuina and Piers, Season 2 designs -> http://pingteo.deviantart.com/art/TABCF-Season-2-262489949

Illustration - Death Note Luffy -> http://pingteo.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d3fc5z1

Illustration - Captain Barkskin -> http://pingteo.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d3efox4

Illustration - Smoker's Crew -> http://pingteo.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d2xuo8g

Sketches - Piers and Briggs -> http://pingteo.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d2xfnod

Sketches - Misc Characters -> http://pingteo.deviantart.com/gallery/26379050#/d2mmnyt

Illustration - Kimono Kuina->http://pingteo.deviantart.com/gallery/26379050#/d2ehrnm

Season 2 Cover -> http://pingteo.deviantart.com/art/TABCF-Season-2-Cover-Version-1-348099248

Fanart from Readers:

All Fanfic Fanarts


Though A Bird Can't Fly, That Doesn't Mean It Never Will

Zoro VS Kuina by Override7400 -> http://override7400.deviantart.com/art/Zoro-and-Kuina-201291325


The Supernova Eleven / Drabble, Drouble, Toil and Trebble!

Sketch - Bellemere and Momonga Drinking Buddies -> http://pingteo.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d36rh6d

Illustration - Nico Robin and X Drake ->http://pingteo.deviantart.com/#/d4cevgq

Fanart from Readers:

Supernova Eleven by Mauriko -> http://mauriko.deviantart.com/#/d5lzyf8 *NEW!


Marie D Suesse and the Mystery New Pirate Age!

All Marie D. Suesse And The Mystery New Pirate Age Art @ http://pingteo.deviantart.com/gallery/44224232

Sketch - Mar and the Logic-Logic Fruit -> http://pingteo.deviantart.com/art/Mar-and-the-Logic-Logic-fruit-in-hat-284746035

Sketch - "Demon" Walker -> http://pingteo.deviantart.com/art/quot-Demon-Walker-284744588

Sketch - "Sand-Dragon" Gurnarde -> http://pingteo.deviantart.com/art/quot-Sand-Dragon-quot-Gurnarde-284744181

Illustration -'Sand-Dragon' Gurnarde, A Mermaid in Colour-> http://pingteo.deviantart.com/#/d4ume1e

Illustration - Mr. Garreth Suesse -> http://pingteo.deviantart.com/#/d4uoyqe

Illustration- The Disinfector and Mar -> http://pingteo.deviantart.com/art/The-Disinfector-and-Mar-298362625

Sketch - "Red" -> http://pingteo.deviantart.com/art/Red-322413134

Comic - "The Mystery New Pirate Age! #32 (Outtakes) http://pingteo.deviantart.com/#/d5oi9to

Sketch - The Mer-Siblings -> http://pingteo.deviantart.com/#/d5olhvb

Doodle - Full Cast Picture->http://pingteo.deviantart.com/art/The-Mystery-New-Pirate-Age-Main-Cast-SPOILERS-375029539

Fanart from Readers:

Marie D Suesse Fanart by LittleMissUnknown -> http://littlemissunknown.deviantart.com/#/d5omvll

New Crew Member by Colors-of-Iris ->http://colors-of-iris.deviantart.com/#/d5ow0vp

I swear it, Mar by sasuhina0324 ->http://sasuhina0324.deviantart.com/art/I-swear-it-Mar-374125557

Some Drawings of Mar by ghostfiish -> http://paperphalanx.tumblr.com/post/70647858775/ghostfiish-some-drawings-of-mar-full-name#tumblr_notes


Phalanx's Fanfic Jargon Decryption and Taboo List:

Sturgeon's Law says 90 percent of everything fanfic is crap. Maybe by learning to decipher what the story summaries (and related) REALLY mean, I can bypass the 90 and get to the good 10 percent. At least, I hope.

1. "Don't Like Don't Read" = Author is insecure about own work and scared of being flamed. If an author is that scared of criticism, chances are they're unlikely to improve in their writing, making the chances of what they've already written highly unlikely to be something worth reading anyway. Just stick with the "Don't Read" portion.

2. CharacterxOC, Character2xOC, Character3xOC = OC romances can be done well. Multiples of those in one fic and advertised in the summary? Priority of writer is shown that way. No. Just no.

3. "Will Only Update If I Get Enough Reviews" = Author lacks confidence in own ability and needs to emotionally blackmail readers into leaving reviews. If the the story is worth reading, people would leave reviews. If the story is really bad, people leave flames. If the story is mediocre, people ignore it. (Deal with it!) Not worth reading as the chances of the story being left hanging is extremely high.

4. "My Summary Sucks!" = Skip. If one cannot write a good summary of a hundred words or so, can really I hope for a better effort in a few thousand words? I think not.

5. "Don't Send Me PMs, Reply in Reviews" = Author wants to artificially inflate number of reviews to hide the fact quality of writing does not match up. Ignore.

6. "Character is now called OCname and is Totally Different Person" = OC story with a paper-thin disguise as fanfic. (Seriously, what's the point? Is the story that damn bad they have to try and trick people into reading it?)

7. "OCs Needed!" = MMORPG Self-Inserts Needed. I wouldn't dislike this type of fic so much if it wasn't for the fact most of them seem to extremely bland and relying on a readership of people who want to see their characters in the story propping it up. Worst of all, they seem to be copying the same ideas from each other, with hardly any new twists or original input at all. Wherefore art thou, imagination and creativity? Also, they have inflated review counts from misusing the reviews section as a forum, making my job of finding genuinely well-reviewed stories so much harder.

8. "No Flames!" = See entry #1.

9. "Mysterious" followed by the word "Girl" followed by attractive canon character's names mentioned in ANY story summary = See entry #2

10. A (Colour) haired girl/guy with (colour) eyes wearing (clothing description) was (Activity) = Every character's introduction is done in this same pattern. And then every subsequent reference to them is 99% of the time referencing the colour of their hair or eyes. Because there is absolutely no other defining feature about them other than their freaking eyes and hair. Nice to know their priorities, and thanks for making it easy on me to identify a bad writer. Hit the back button for this one. Don't click if any appear in the summary.

11. It's Better Than It Sounds = Highly Doubtful if the author is the one saying this...

12. Anything with the words " his/her lover" in the title or summary = See (#2)

13. This is a story about X, an OC who joins the [main cast name here] = See (#9)

14. The first sentence of the summary starts with the OC's name, and the rest of the summary is all about describing the OC = See (#9) again.

15. If You Have Nothing Nice To Say, Don't Say Anything At All = A well-meaning, if extremely BAD piece of advice oft repeated by people who didn't know better, and probably has been responsible for more damage and heartbreak than outright sabotage has ever managed. Sure, one's ego is preserved that way, but that's a very steep price to pay for keeping yourself in denial and not hearing things you NEED to hear. Good friends tell the hard truth to the people they care about, because they want to help their friends get better. Enemies, they will insincerely tell you how great you are in your face so they can laugh at you when you get overconfident as a result of it and make a prat of yourself. "Why didn't you tell me the truth?" "I didn't want to hurt your feelings." So instead you let your friend blunder on and get hurt by other, nastier people instead. Nice friend you are. Well that, or the smartest backstabber in the world...

Phalanx's Good Fanfic Glossary:

1. OC = Only-Created-Out-Of-Necessity Character. If there are no secondary background characters or cameos you can use to fulfill whatever it is you have planned, THEN you create an OC to serve that purpose. Not the other way around.

2. Romance = Something you only end up writing into a story as a side effect of the plot because two characters ended up having too much chemistry you couldn't just ignore it because that would have been unrealistic.

3. Research = Something you should always do before even thinking about writing about a topic you know nothing about. At the very least read the Wikipedia article on the subject, will you?

4. Concrit = Solid gold. Hug and thank the reviewer and then hug and thank them some more.

5. Paragraph-Break = Requirement to keep any kind of writing readable.

6. Line-Break = Something FFnet eats for dessert but you can and have to reinstate manually.

7. Succinctness = The key to good writing. If you can't write a good summary, you can't write a good anything with a word limit. If you can't write a good word-limited fic, you definitely can't write a good epic saga spanning several chapters because it's going to wander all over the place. What you're going to end up with is a handful of meandering chapters that never get to the point before you give up. And this is something I learned the hard way.


Sturgeon's Law says 10 percent of everything fanfic is to die for. If this is true this means that 10% of stories in genres you hate and dismiss out of hand are potentially better than the stuff you yourself come up with in your own preferred genres.

In short, for every 9 OC-centric fics plagued with Mary Sues, there is one that is actually so good that you will wish the characters were canon. This also means that for every 9 ham-handed shipping/slash stories, there is one that will win you over with their fantastic handling of the relationship and make you wish it really would happen.

Scary thought. But if I accept the 90% part of Strugeon's Law as true, I must also accept this 10% exists. And so I must remember to judge a story for its story qualities, and not the genre it belongs to.

Although inwardly I am convinced that Sturgeon's ratio is a bit off. 95 : 5 sounds about right.


There is one rule I follow above all else when it comes to writing. No it's not "Thou shalt spell-check", "Thou shalt not use purple prose or Said Bookisms" or even "Thou shalt not murder the English language".

No, the one cardinal rule of story writing for me is:

"Thou Shalt Not Be Boring".

Because no one reads a story for the beautiful language. All the writing technical skills in the world will do you no good if your story is boring. But if you're a skilled enough storyteller, readers will forgive you for bad grammar, typos and even crappy sentence structure. What they won't forgive you for however, is writing a dull story that they need to force themselves to read.

In the end of the day, we call ourselves authors, but for all the glory of that title, try and remember at the very core of this craft, that we are humble storytellers, and a writer who does not master the craft of the storyteller is but a scribe with no audience.


There are two online offenses I have no tolerance for. One is plagiarism. The other is spam.

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Magical Relations by evansentranced reviews
AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 65 - Words: 242,366 - Reviews: 4313 - Favs: 4,275 - Follows: 5,425 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
A Brilliant Solution by Aurora Musis Amica reviews
The second Krogan Rebellion is raging through Citadel Space. In desperation, the Council forms a plan to recruit the recently discovered humans, rumoured to be a ruthless and powerful species. They send Spectre Garrus Vakarian to negotiate for their aid. However, as Garrus seeks the ship called Normandy and its commander, he realises the humans have goals of their own. (AU)
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,060 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
And the Meek Shall Inherit the Galaxy by Full-Paragon reviews
Due to a shift in turian and quarian patrols, first contact for humanity is friendly; Rael'Zorah and Hannah Shepard become friends, as do their species. But the galaxy is not a safe place, and schisms develop when the Council steps in. As humanity finds new allies among the stars, something darker stirs. The Meek must beware, for it is nearly harvest time. AU, lots of worldbuilding
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 49 - Words: 232,286 - Reviews: 3225 - Favs: 1,934 - Follows: 1,796 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M), Hannah S., Rael'Zorah - Complete
How to Gain an Invisible Friend by apocalypse later reviews
or 'Adventures in the Worst Afterlife EVER', because Ace sure didn't sign up for this s***. What happened to eternal peace? Or more importantly, his hat? (In which Ace is a time-traveling ghost, his younger self is unimpressed, Sabo is alive and Luffy is stupid.)
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,647 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 11/15/2013 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Ace, Luffy, Sabo
XCOM: Second Contact by Agayek reviews
With the destruction of the Temple Ship humanity knew peace. XCOM never forgot their motto however, 'always vigilant, always reliable'
Crossover - X-Com & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 294,105 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 1,450 - Follows: 1,531 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013
Teach Your Children Well by AvocadoLove reviews
After Madara final attack on the village, Rokudaime Kakashi uncovers a time-travel scroll. Now he's Team Seven's sensei again. And this time, he's going to do things differently. A time travel fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,849 - Reviews: 3103 - Favs: 3,738 - Follows: 4,361 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Bygones by Hawki reviews
Oneshot: You can't always go home again. Sometimes it's the psychological. Sometimes it's the spiritual. Sometimes the physical. In Scosglen, south of her homeland, at least one of those aspects was preventing Li-Ming from returning...
Diablo - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Wizard, Druid - Complete
Interdependence by Kinjiru reviews
It was for each other that they strove to be stronger. Because they were nakama. Also, perhaps, because no one else had any idea how to do his job on board. But most of all, it was because no one messed with the Heart Pirates.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2013 - T. Law, Heart P., Shachi, Penguin - Complete
Not Alone by Ranowa Hikura reviews
Post-war. Kakashi saves Yamato from the Akatsuki. Yamato has trouble believing he's been saved. Also, little miniature Hashiramas. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,585 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Yamato, Kakashi H. - Complete
Come Hell Or High Water by Mistress Wiggle reviews
Law learns that the path to the New World is not as simple as he imagined, especially when former adversaries and new relationships intend to make life difficult. A story of how The Heart Pirates journey to the New World and details of the events that occur during the two year time skip. Includes OC's
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 92,195 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 10/1/2010 - T. Law
O! by 2708786 reviews
Luffy hisses as it went in, it hurt worst than he thought it would.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Luffy - Complete
Finding Family by Nemainofthewater reviews
Loki fell off the Bifrost. Lily Potter had a beautiful baby boy with dark hair, green eyes, and a mischievious streak a mile wide.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Thor - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,512 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 1,328 - Follows: 1,807 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Harry P., Loki
True Dreaming by Kagetaka reviews
It really started off as nothing more than a strange dream. Every night, Demetra would dream the same thing, an open blue sea, an endless sky, and a crew of notorious pirates. Next thing she knew, she went from being an invisible bystander to more.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 72,526 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 7/10/2009 - E. Kidd, Killer
Cats by Fox Moonshadow reviews
Every ship needs a cat. A collection of stories about the brave mousers of the sea.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,999 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 2/3/2013
Reminiscence by anonymous moose reviews
"Primarch Vakarian? Uh, sir? I'm here to ask you about Commander Shepard." Shepard/Vakarian.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 104,927 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F)
Subtlety by MadRabbit reviews
Caveat lector. Just when you think you have reached the summit, another mountain appears. Once nameless, once called 'Boy', he finds fame as Dracule Mihawk. Part XV: Having encountered pirates of all kinds, Mihawk meets his match in the Blind-eye pirates and a prediction of certain death.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 124,353 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Mihawk
Oh God, My Eyes! by Kitsune Foxfire reviews
No one could ever really be sure what went on in Garp's head. So they weren't sure if his new cloths were some kind of strange D-related tactic, or if the man had actually lost his mind. If they'd just look at the date, they'd know. His cute grandsons always sent the most thoughtful gifts for his birthday. Cover art by amba gurl.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,030 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Garp, Ace
Resound by abbytherat reviews
How are you supposed to feel when it seems everything to come is a direct result of your failure; when your defeat rings echos throughout the world? This is the tale of those who once called themselves CP9. *Based on the 'Independent Report' cover arc*
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,963 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Kaku
A Momentary Friendship by Brekah reviews
While recovering in Huerta Memorial, Kaidan has the chance to make a new friend. (The 1st chapter takes place before Kaidan's first email to Shepard; the 2nd after Kaidan and Shepard's first meeting; the 3rd and 4th right before and right after the Citadel is taken the first time. As a reminder, Thane used the pseudonym Tannor Nuara while at the hospital.) Thanks for reading!
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,713 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Kaidan A., Thane K. - Complete
Those With Steady Hands by Aurora Musis Amica reviews
Colleagues. Rivals. Maybe friends? While on a sniper's perch, protecting his Commander, Garrus spends some quiet moments considering his newest ally, the assassin and fellow sniper known as Thane.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Garrus V., Thane K., Shepard (F) - Complete
River by Sezu reviews
To hear her he would just have to cross the river.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Zoro, Kuina - Complete
Medicinal Violence by RedHammer reviews
The worst part about waking up after a snarling bare-knuckle fight with your best friend is waking up in the same medbay.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,527 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
Drabbles part 1 by Pom Rania reviews
Drabbles from OP Fan-for-all, organized by rating; this one's K.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,015 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Luffy
Selfish by denytheworld reviews
Portgas D. Rouge wants to be selfish for the first and last time.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Ace - Complete
The Bounty of Dead Bones Brook by chibikaty reviews
The question of "wanted dead or alive" becomes a difficult question concerning Brook.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,355 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Brook, Akainu - Complete
Coping Mechanisms by TJ Dragonblade reviews
The dark is only scary when you don't know how to deal with it. Gen; Anko, Tenzou. From the prompt 'Things that happen in Konoha at 3 am' on lj's naruto meme comm. Set in Konoha, maybe ten years ago.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Anko M., Yamato - Complete
There's a Clamour in Your Whispering by Haurvatat reviews
Sometimes the silences say what words cannot. Luffy needs to convince Fukaboshi that his life isn't something he's allowed to ever throw away. Luffy- and Fukaboshi-centric. No slash, pairings, violence, etc. Rated for mild lang.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Luffy - Complete
Supernova Family by YohoAruto reviews
There are laughter, shouting, fight, all the halabaloo. It's what families do! But we all have to wonder if this family can survive with eachothers? Just a regular Supernova Family.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 52,126 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 9/6/2010 - E. Kidd, Luffy
Fate by ishime reviews
One day, back when he was but a young, enthusiastic and faithful ensign, Drake met a strange blond boy who spoke of fate. Gen.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2012 - X Drake, B. Hawkins - Complete
Another Crewmate by HeroR reviews
Luffy has done it again. Without much thought or care, he has invited a new person to join his crew. Then again, who wouldn't want her? She's pretty, smart, strong, and sassy. She has all the qualities of a perfect crewmate. Or, does she?
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,889 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Luffy, Zoro, Straw Hats P. - Complete
Letters Between Friends by MlleAmmy reviews
Mordin and Kirrahe exchange a short series of letters. Set during the events of Mass Effect 2.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Mordin S. - Complete
The Wrath of a Gastropod by sylveisaque reviews
In which Zoro learns the hard way not to piss off a denden mushi. Crackish. And poking fun at Zoro usually being a hit with the wildlife.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,115 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Zoro - Complete
The Chase by MadRabbit reviews
Because Smoker needs to be appreciated in a non-romantic fashion. 5: Changing Guard - The next day, Smoker cut off the ponytail and went to sign up. Last one-shot.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,307 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Smoker - Complete
Bugs by Roseveare reviews
Every so often, there are bugs. Luffy the entomologist.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
Strands of Red Hair by callosum reviews
A collection of one-shots featuring Red-Hair Shanks. #15 Sword - Zoro gets a visitor on Kuraigana Island with an offer he can't resist. Or, my theory of the Eye, and Zoro's newfound love of fishing.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,268 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Shanks, Benn Beckman
The Perils of Dwelling by Jest'lyn Tal reviews
"Missing" scene on the Tenchi Bridge Members of ANBU are always aware of their priorities, even when facing with their ghosts.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Yamato
Asteria Nightmare by Velkyn Karma reviews
On this island, it's personal. The inhabitants don't just steal your body; they feed on your dreams. Features all Straw Hats. Nakamaship; no pairings. Complete.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 151,145 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Straw Hats P., Luffy, Nami - Complete
It's For the best by Kouralia reviews
Zelda was pretty on the outside, but ugly within. She eats a weird fruit and ends up in another universe. 6 years she trains for a return trip. Becoming a better person in the process, and joining the strawhats was not on her to-do list!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,161 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 4/18/2010
One Small Kindness by DigitalTart reviews
Uchiha Mikoto takes the hand of an outcast child, and with it rewrites the destiny of her clan. AU. *SEQUEL UP*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 108,569 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 2,368 - Follows: 863 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Mikoto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Ten Men and A Little Lady by Time is Money reviews
Sometimes being the only woman of the group was a blessing, but usually it wasn't. Supernova AU
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,906 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - J. Bonney, T. Law
The Piece in the East by goldbullet reviews
AU EAST BLUE ARC: What if a rumor reveals Gol D Roger hid another one of his greatest treasures, but this time in East Blue? The race is on! But what if Nami, Zoro, Sanji, and Usopp met other Supernova Captains before Luffy? NAMI AND USOPP UPDATE!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,791 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Nami, E. Kidd
The Reluctant Hokage by Aishuu reviews
A series of ficlets which explores what life might have been had Sandaime come to an obvious solution for the Uchiha problem.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,563 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 902 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Itachi U.
Adaptive Avoidance by Tonko reviews
In the wild, animals hide evidence of pain, in order to avoid appearing to be easy prey. So does Robin.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Robin - Complete
In Memory of Kuina by freakinscarykid reviews
Zoro saves Nami from falling down the stairs, which leaves Nami to wonder why he overreacted so much. Written for Merucha.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,051 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Nami, Zoro - Complete
Swallowed Alive by akurosa reviews
Zoro's cursed blade affects him more than he lets on. Character study, maybe a bit AU.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Zoro - Complete
The odds and the End by hercat reviews
When Naruto confuses the regular summoning jutsu with the one to summon death, the consequences will be far reaching and unforgettable. Story is complete. Basic familiarity with the Narutoverse essential.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,199 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
Muzzled by Velkyn Karma reviews
Santoryuu has a few other advantages, although it's funny how often nobody sees them coming. Completely random story-set pondering. Set pre-timeskip. One-shot, complete.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,603 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Zoro, Usopp - Complete
seven sins by Sfoile reviews
each of them had their own taint, their very own special soul stain. eleven supernovas centric.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/29/2011 - E. Kidd, T. Law - Complete
What Might Have Been by colordrifter reviews
Written for Aoi24's Multiverse Challenge. Five separate AUs set in the OP universe. Devil Fruit switches, different childhoods, new recruits, and one man rampages across the Grand Line with no regard for the usual rules. No pairings, genres vary.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,071 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Complete
The Whitebeard Pirates by pyrat-xo reviews
Marco looks behind him, once, to the flag waving furious and proud in the wind, then faces them again.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Marco - Complete
She's A Lady by freakinscarykid reviews
Zoro's favorite memories of living with his Sensei were getting to see Kuina grow up.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,005 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Kuina, Zoro - Complete
Deception by Taryn Streambattle reviews
Of all the things Iruka has lied about in his life, this one hurts the most. A look at how Iruka really feels about Naruto and why he lied in the first place. An unusual perspective on Chapters 535 and 229. Rated for thematic events. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Iruka U., Naruto U. - Complete
Hawk's Nest by AliothGrenwahl reviews
"Zoro had wondered why it stayed on the cliff and didn't make a nest like other birds. Someone had explained him that most hawks didn't build themselves nests but settled in abandoned ones."
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Zoro, Mihawk
Interception by WhyMustIWrite reviews
Guarding the village gate is a boring job- until the most dire threat since Orochimaru threatens to infiltrate Konoha, using a beautifully innocuous disguise. Featuring Iruka, Kotetsu, and Kakashi :Warning: Please note the genre
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Breathtaking, in So Many Ways by akurosa reviews
It's not only beauty that can take your breath away. The Straw Hat crew members learn this when they find the injured Zoro-and watch Luffy approach his injured first mate. Zoro and Luffy nakamaship. Set during the Thriller Bark arc.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,424 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Luffy, Zoro - Complete
Pants by foxchicka19 reviews
Luffy's just a normal guy. He, too, must put his pants on one leg at a time... right?
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Luffy - Complete
The Girl From Whirlpool by SilverShine reviews
When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 248,299 - Reviews: 4538 - Favs: 4,075 - Follows: 3,101 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
Mixed Signals by WhyMustIWrite reviews
Iruka & Anko's first date: in which everything that can go wrong, does.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,033 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Iruka U., Anko M. - Complete
Oasis by wine.and.sun reviews
Even on opposite sides of the war, she has never been his enemy. Even at opposite ends of the earth, she has never really been far. Kohza/Vivi for Maelie. Alabasta arc spoilers.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Koza, Vivi - Complete
Two Steps Back by H.E. Gray reviews
One person can make all the difference. AU, timetravel, Sasuke adopts Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,100 - Reviews: 1069 - Favs: 2,445 - Follows: 2,889 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Her Boys by colordrifter reviews
In theory, a mountain bandit can do whatever she likes. So how on Earth did Dadan become stuck with taking care of the sons of two of the most infamous men in the world? A story from Dadan's POV about the past 20 years. Pre-Whitebeard War. Oneshot.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,874 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Complete
Now that I got you I will eat you by Gothic Lollipop reviews
A pretty short one-shot horror story... or is it? hmm...
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Nami, Luffy - Complete
Desert Storm by wine.and.sun reviews
Pirates and Princesses are not so different. Vivi says goodbye. Alabasta arc spoilers.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Vivi - Complete
A Conversation by BondedWings reviews
During his 2 years of training, Zoro never really had a chance to contemplate what he was doing. Now, his training is almost complete, but he still has one thing left to do before he heads out... Talk to an old friend.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Zoro, Kuina - Complete
Lions and Tigers and Bears – No Way by hercat reviews
Hey, we can’t all summon fantastically impressive beasts. An Irukacentric very short.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 5/27/2005 - Iruka U., Genma S. - Complete
Fried Squid by Konsui's Little Brother reviews
When they got out of this part of the Grand Line, Zolo was never letting another piece of squid touch him again. For now though, he'd eat it with no complaint.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Mutual Agreement by couleureux reviews
On a whim, someone eats a Devil's Fruit without knowing what it is. This, is the result.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Complete
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1269 - Favs: 2,407 - Follows: 879 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Justice League by sventastic reviews
Q: What happens when you toss a bunch of misfit marines together? A: Smoker's crew. And a random narcoleptic pirate who is briefly mentioned at the end, but pay him no mind. He's an idiot.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Smoker, Tashigi - Complete
The Departed by couleureux reviews
Thatch is surprisingly okay in death, if not just a little bored. That is, until he gets visitors, which means... / Spoilers for chapters 550-plus.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Complete
A Darker World by AngelDormais reviews
In a better world, some things would change. In a darker one, most of them stay the same. .:Viking AU:.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,509 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/19/2010
Denial, Rage, Rice Crackers, Acceptance by MadRabbit reviews
The four stages of grief. There is a monster in the apartment above Zoro's. That's bad enough, but then there's the call from Japan…the damned prank call from Japan… AU, rated T for language. No pairings.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,505 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Old Dogs by JAK Kinase reviews
Snapshots of an adventure.
Diablo - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/19/2010
How to Get 1000 Reviews by Amethyst Turtle reviews
In 8 simple steps, you can find out how to get hundreds of reviews in no time without even breaking a sweat! Or not!
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,623 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Complete
Rock Steady by GaggedCenobite reviews
Complete. Nobody's really whole, we're just broken in different ways from each other. Jack/Thane.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 65,539 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Jack, Thane K. - Complete
Bid by Pumpkin Zucchini reviews
Death is determined to get them this time. Prompt from Penniless1.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Robin, Zoro - Complete
Those Damn Marines! by Aoi24 reviews
AU. Luffy would never become a marine and he'd be terrible at it too! But if certain encounters went differently and Garp made some different decisions... Marine!Luffy, OCs, Character death, Strong!Characters
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,744 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Luffy, Ace
30 Warm Fuzzies by ZeldaAddict42 reviews
Zoro and Chopper being all brotherly and cute is one of my favorite things, so I claimed them for Set 3 of 30 Pieces. The overall rating may change, depending upon content, but I don't expect there will be more than some mild swearing and violence.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 37,156 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Chopper, Zoro - Complete
Courtingspondence by Sun Ying reviews
Yue Ying is not impressed with the men her father has managed to interest in marriage to her. She takes it upon herself to get help and accidentally sets off an untintentional round of "courtingspondence".
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,995 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Zhuge Liang, Yue Ying - Complete
Nine Days by Velkyn Karma reviews
Nine days out of thirty, Zoro waited, tied to that wooden post. One-shot, complete.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,201 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Zoro - Complete
Confessions and Lamentations by Selkit reviews
Squadmates, friends and acquaintances react, in their own words, to the new turn in Garrus and Shepard's relationship. Because everybody's got an opinion. Fem!Shepard/Garrus.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,181 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Democracy by HeartFout reviews
In the Sakura Kingdom, Dalton is planning a new way of governance. Kureha is skeptical.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Dalton, Kureha
Dangerously, Deliciously, Cute by Tally Mai-chan reviews
You never know how Devil Fruit powers will combine. A lesson Law learned the hard way. A humorously sexy one-shot.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,331 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/4/2010 - T. Law, E. Kidd - Complete
Chasing the Storm by Tally Mai-chan reviews
Sometimes it takes the unexpected to overcome what we never see, but feel deep down in all our hearts. Eustass Kid one-shot. Darkish
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,630 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/1/2010 - E. Kidd, Killer - Complete
Pencil Pusher by QuoteMyFoot reviews
The most dangerous thing for a shinobi to be good at is paperwork. As Tenzou finds out, much to his dismay. Set pre-canon. Crackish, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Yamato, Ibiki M. - Complete
Nakama Day by Roseveare reviews
Luffy decides to give meaningful presents to his crew. Short, sweet, and maybe a *tad* cracky.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Luffy - Complete
Western Piece by ZeldaAddict42 reviews
East Blue meets Old West AU. Another unanon from the OP fanforall. T for language and violence.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Western - Chapters: 27 - Words: 56,409 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Complete
For want of a nail by Aoi24 reviews
A person dies and the world is changed. Dadan and his charges in the years before when they hide deeper than before because there is no-one left to protect them. AU. Character death. Pre-chapter 568 and the full revelation of Dadan. COMPLETE
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,179 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Ace, Luffy - Complete
Morbidity by Pumpkin Zucchini reviews
Robin finds a decapitated head and Nami freaks out.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Robin, Nami - Complete
Our Oath, Our Path, Our future by Aoi24 reviews
From villages that were razed, countries that were destroyed, a world whose existence is now denied. The important bond they share is of an oath they swore to uphold, to bury the past and prevent the re-emergence of such horrors. COMPLETE!
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,022 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Complete
Kiss Kiss by dandy wonderous reviews
Sanji meets a beautiful woman who actually loves him... and then his crewmates inexplicably start getting attacked. NOT SanjixOC. Expect violence and lots of angst. SaNa later, lots of general nakamaship. COMPLETE!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,621 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Sanji, Nami - Complete
No Regrets by Amethyst Turtle reviews
Ohara is dead. Dreams are nonexistent. And the only goal left is to kill the six Strawhat Pirates. AU Robin/CP9-centric oneshot.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,286 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Robin, Lucci - Complete
For When it Just Does't Work by Crimson Siyrean reviews
Tenten's doing it to make a point to her friends. Kakashi's forcing him because it amuses him. So now Tenzou's stuck going on a date with this girl of questionable sanity, who's never even seen his face before. But apparently she likes his... one shot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,127 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Tenten, Yamato - Complete
Mary Sue Must Die by Amethyst Turtle reviews
Miss Mary Sue does not amuse Robin.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,218 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Robin - Complete
One Day at a Time by penniless1 reviews
What happens on those few days between the Florian Triangle and Shabondy Archipelago, when there are no battles? A few insights into the typical Straw-hat day. Language warnings and sexual references, because these are pirates, not saints.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,553 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Luffy - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,700 - Reviews: 9505 - Favs: 10,637 - Follows: 4,559 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Mellorine by callosum reviews
Do you know what 'mellorine' means? Neither does Nami, until two pranksters draw her attention to a certain entry in the dictionary. Pointless little drabble.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Sanji, Nami - Complete
Crisis by WhyMustIWrite reviews
Starvation, exposure, and illness are the enemy when four Fire Country ninja are stranded in the Land of Snow. Featuring Iruka, Hayate, Izumo, and Kotetsu
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,675 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Iruka U., Hayate G. - Complete
The Greatest Party That NeverOfficiallyHappened by Slim Gohan reviews
On the eve of his first child being born, Garp has Gol D. Roger cornered once more. However, instead of fighting, Garp and Roger agree to throw the greatest party ever. This is the story of the party the World Government didn't want you to know about.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Garp, Gol D. Roger - Complete
Taking Turns With the Washing Up by Tiamat's Child reviews
Everybody helps with the washing up except the cook. That’s the way it works.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,434 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Sanji - Complete
None Other by YunCyn reviews
At the end of everything, Lady Zhuge waits for her husband. -DW6-
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,519 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Yue Ying, Zhuge Liang - Complete
Once More With Feeling by Aleia15 reviews
Sanji is given a second chance to set things right. And a third. And a fourth…
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,424 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/8/2009 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
Not Over Til The Paperwork Is In by WhyMustIWrite reviews
After an administrative error, Iruka finds himself on an S-rank mission with Sharingan Kakashi and snobbish Anbu and, ultimately, on trial for murder. Iruka's past haunts him while Kakashi becomes unwillingly entangled in the sensei's affairs. Gen fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 51,625 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Birthday Suit by waiting4morning reviews
Iruka is forced to the hospital after a sparring match and gets more than he bargained for when Shizune decides to examine him. Featuring het!Iruka. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,764 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/15/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Iruka U., Shizune - Complete
The Scarlet Pimpernel by AMarguerite reviews
Percy Weasley recieves some fictional inspiration before realizing that Authority, though Authority, is not always right. Through DH, he tries to do the right thing, rescue Muggleborns without losing his life or his job, and find the right laws. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,050 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Percy W., Penelope C. - Complete
Z as in Zoro by Kaori-chan2 reviews
Zoro tries out carving an interesting logo into his enemy's chest...
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 49 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Zoro - Complete
Cat's Claw by incandescens reviews
Smoker's missing, Tashigi needs to rescue him, and Black Cage Hina has a plan. Set shortly after the Alabasta arc.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,363 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 5/13/2005 - Tashigi, Kuro - Complete
Defenestration by Feilyn reviews
Defenestration: The fine art of throwing somebody out a window. Kushina/Minato, pre-Kyuubi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 41 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Training by Do Wop reviews
After the Straw Hat Pirates leave their shores, Vivi and Pell work together to make themselves stronger.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Complete
Icarus's Curse by azzami reviews
Chaka would fish Pell out. He'd do that and more. If only he could. So, please, forgive me, Pell...I'm sorry.Please. [friendship fic]
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Complete
As Fate Would Have It by Nehszriah reviews
Rated OLDER TEEN, because it's not quite M. Slightly AUish, KuinaZoro, Water Seven monior Post Enies Lobby spoilers character death
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,008 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Zoro, Kuina - Complete
minor key symphony by pyrat-xo reviews
Drills again. Kuina.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Complete
Kuina by Journey Me reviews
Because angst!Zoro is the best. Slight ZoroKuina.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Complete
An Officer and Some Gentlemen by Y St. Ace reviews
Chapter 13 and 14 up Where everyone learns Important Life Lessons
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,939 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/31/2005 - Published: 11/24/2002
Protect by pyrat-xo reviews
If you had been hurt... what would I have done? [Because Vivi, if no one else, will never forget.]
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/14/2005 - Published: 5/6/2005
Like Sun and Rain by YunCyn reviews
Not exactly a harmonious couple, are they...? Perhaps. But opposites often balance each other and create harmony. One-shot, post Mulan II.
Mulan - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/15/2005 - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2550 - Favs: 5,859 - Follows: 344 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
He Comes for Us All by X-parrot reviews
But there are exceptions to every rule. Not, in fact, a death fic.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/23/2004 - Complete
Both Fang and Fire by Erestor reviews
A dog falls into MiddleEarth instead of her beautiful, but stupid, owner. She meets the obnoxiously charming Glorfindel and becomes involved in the happenings at Rivendell. EDITED February '07.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,001 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/2/2004 - Published: 12/5/2003 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
The Game of the Gods by Limyaael reviews
COMPLETE Morgoth and Varda are playing a little game. Morgoth's weapon: Mary Sues. Varda's weapon: Reality. Rated for violence and Vala OOCness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,692 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Complete
Experiencing the Joys of Expansion Pack by Norvegica reviews
The Necromancer just doesn't get any respect. Jilted by Amazon, pitied by Sorceress, he is sure to never have a girlfriend. But wait! Here comes the Expansion Pack! One-shot
Diablo - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2003 - Complete
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XCOM: The Ones Left Behind reviews
XCOM is reeling after a devastating attack at the heart of its operation robs it of its leadership and core operatives. But as the Great Alien Invasion continues, the survivors must somehow find a way to recover from their losses and persevere, or XCOM will be shut down. Even when all hope seems lost, the ones left behind are the ones who must keep fighting on. This is their story.
X-Com - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,096 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 1/1
Though A Bird Can't Fly, That Doesn't Mean It Never Will reviews
What might have been if Kuina had survived her fall down the dojo stairs. She and Zoro strive to become the greatest swordsman in the world, allegiances and promises notwithstanding. Chapter 18 (Season 2): As Smoker's crew begins to regather, a disturbing directive suddenly arrives from Ennies Lobby...
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 176,029 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Zoro, Kuina
The Excommunication Project: Enemy Unknown reviews
Diablo might have been sealed within the Black Soulstone, but the Prime Evils were not the only ones interested in subverting humanity for their own purposes. Peace is shattered by an invasion of strange, alien demons, and a desperate Angiris Council appoints the Nephalem to lead the Excommunication Project: Sanctuary's first and only last line of defense against the Ethereal Ones.
Crossover - Diablo & X-Com - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 12/28/2013 - Demon Hunter, Tyrael
Loaded Forbears: A Tale of Two Demon Hunters reviews
After Valla leaves in search of the falling star, Josen dispatches another master demon hunter to New Tristram as her backup. Team Demon Hunter now consists of one headstrong, emotional and overconfident demon-huntress , and one eccentric, explosive-obsessed demon hunter with an affinity for collateral damage. Poor New Tristram might have been better off with just the undead.
Diablo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,941 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Demon Hunter
The Supernova Eleven reviews
In any other reality, they would have been called the Eleven Supernovas, and each of them would be notorious in their own right. In THIS reality however, they would come together under the same captain, be part of the same crew: The Straw-Hat Pirates. AU
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 56,430 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 10/10/2010 - J. Bonney, T. Law, X Drake, Eleven Supernovas
Marie D Suesse And The Mystery New Pirate Age! reviews
A girl from the real world falls into the One Piece world and finds herself on the 'Thousand Sunny'. But why is the ship deserted? What happened to the crew? And how do Trafalgar Law, the Heart Pirates, and the so-called Pirate Queen factor in all of this? A contemplative, comprehensive take on OCs, Mary Sues and their parodies, all deconstructed with a macabre twist. -REVISED-
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 34 - Words: 134,267 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 9/16/2010 - T. Law, Straw Hats P., Heart P., Eleven Supernovas - Complete
Drouble Drabble, Toil and Treble! reviews
Assorted Drabbles/Droubles/Trebbles set in One Piece. Mostly focusing on minor characters- Pell, Chaka, Bellemere, Momonga, Yamakaji, Strawberry . Chapter 3: Don't challenge crazy East Blue recruits to drinking competitions if you value your looks.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Bellemere, Pell, Chaka
In Five Pieces reviews
Written for Aoihand's Multiverse Challenge. Sets of five drabbles for an AU scenario where Straw Hat Crew only comprised of members of the Eleven Supernova. Bonney, Law, Drake, Hawkins, Urouge, Kidd, Killer and Apoo so far- Completed with Zoro and Capone
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,999 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - J. Bonney, T. Law, X Drake, Eleven Supernovas - Complete
A Conversation With A Dead Commando reviews
also to be known as The Return of the Test and alos, The Revenge of the Mary Sue Indies . This is a MASK parody based on the now defunct Mary Sue Litmus Test. Read and laugh. Read and fume. Read to find out whether your chars are in danger -DISCONTINUED-
MASK - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/19/2003
Fateful Sunrise reviews
Sequel to Wait for the Dawn. Co-authored by Lisa L. Something odd is going on, and Scott Trakker's determined to find out what it is. -DISCONTINUED-
MASK - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,307 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/5/2003
Wait For the Dawn reviews
An old enemy of Matt's is assigned to the team... by Matt himself. Scott Trakker comes of age, and a mysterious kidnapper, hired by V.E.N.O.M, kidnaps Duane's niece. It's up to the M.A.S.K. to get her back... if they can.
MASK - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,938 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/7/2003 - Published: 5/24/2003 - Complete