Author has written 8 stories for Avengers, Portal, Harry Potter, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.
Hi! SilverTongueLoki here.
Book: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
Hero: Clint Barton (Hawkeye) or Tony Stark (Iron Man)
Heroine: Black Widow
Villain: Loki Laufeyson or Draco Malfoy
Joke: "I have an army!" "We have a Hulk."
Emoticon: xD, XD
Recently, I have discovered that I am best at writing depressing stories and fics, so prepare yourselves :3
I have many obsessions.
Loki is one of them.
Draco Malfoy is another.
I love, love, LOVE Gred and Forge Weasley... (I cried when Gred died)
I have what has been described as a love/hate relationship with Tony Stark.
I'm in love with Nico di Angelo.
I also love Portal 2.
GLaDOS is hilarious.
Wheatly is adorable, yet infuriating.
Chell annoys me to no end.
I love the idea of JARVIS meets GLaDOS
My first fan site was Quizazz, I hated it.
I kept the same avatar though.
I have been called crazy. Insane. Nuts.
I take that as a compliment, thank you very much.
I'm writing a book.
My best friend here in the magical world of Fanfiction is Fishing Four Finnick.
She's awesome :3
(you should go check out her profile)
NICO DI ANGELO!
ROBERT DOWNEY JR.!
(your argument is invalid)
Quotes From Loki and Other Avengers...
Loki: So I am no more than another stolen relic, locked up here until you might have use of me? You could have told me what I was from the beginning! Why didn't you? What, because I... I... I am the monster parents tell their children about at night? You know, it all makes sense now, why you favored Thor all these years, because no matter how much you claim to love me, you could never have a Frost Giant sitting on the throne of Asgard!
Loki: Ah, the soldier out of time.
Steve: Trust me, the only one outta time is you.
Steve: Stark, we need a plan of attack!
Tony: I have a plan: Attack!
Steve: Dr. Banner, now would be a good time to get angry!
Bruce: Oh well, Captain, that's my secret. I'm always angry.
Bruce: [Loki's] brain is full of cats. You can smell crazy on him.
Thor: Take care how you speak, he may be beyond reason, but Loki is a god, and my brother.
Natasha: He killed 80 people in two days.
Thor: He's adopted...
Tony: give yourself some credit, please. Give yourself twelve percent of the credit.
Pepper: Twelve percent?
Tony: An argument can be made for fifteen.
Natasha: Regimes fall everyday, I tend not to weep over that, I'm Russian.
Loki: What have I to fear?
Tony: The Avengers, that's what we call ourselves. Yo know "Earth's mightiest heroes" type of thing.
Steve: Ma'am, there's only one god, and I'm pretty sure that he doesn't dress like that.
Thor: Listen, Brother!
Tony swoops in, knocking Thor off the mountain*
Loki: I have an army!
Tony: We have a hulk.
Loki: In the end, you will always kneel.
Old Man: Not to men like you.
Loki: There are no men like me.
Old Man: There are always men like you.
(I know, he's not an Avenger, but he should be :P Stupid Sony...)
Peter Parker (Spiderman): You seriously think that I'm a cop? I'm in a skintight red and blue suit.
Portal 2 quotes
Wheatley: Most test subjects do experience some, uh, cognitive deterioration after a few months in suspension. Now, you've been under for quite a lot longer, and it's *not* out of the question that you might have a *very* minor case of serious brain damage! But don't be alarmed, all right? Uh, although if you do feel alarmed, try to hold on to that feeling because that is the proper reaction to being told that you've got brain damage.
GLaDOS: Oh, Hi. So How are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO!
three slow claps*
GLaDOS: oh good, my slow-clap processor made it into this thing.
GLaDOS (on Wheatley): He's not just a regular moron. He's the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of building the dumbest moron who ever lived. And you just put him in charge of the entire facility.
GLaDOS: good, that's still working.
GLaDOS: Hey, just in case this pit isn't actually bottomless, do you think maybe you could unstrap one of those long-fall boots of yours and shove me into it? Just remember to land on one foot...
Wheatley: Okay, listen, we should get our stories straight, all right? If anyone asks - and no one's gonna ask, don't worry - but if anyone asks, tell them as far as you know, the last time you checked, everyone looked pretty much alive, all right? Not dead.
Wheatley: Can you see the portal gun? Also, are you alive? That's important; should have asked that first.
GLaDOS: Well done. Here are the test results: You are a horrible person. I'm serious, that's what it says: "A horrible person." We weren't even testing for that.
GLaDOS: Most people emerge from suspension terribly undernourished. I want to congratulate you on beating the odds and somehow managing to pack on a few pounds.
GLaDOS: Well, this is the part where he kills us!
Wheatly: Hello! This is the part where I kill you!
title pops up onto screen: The Part Where he Kills you*
Achievement unlocked: The part where he kills you*
Cave Johnson: I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that'll burn your house down!
GLaDOS: Look at you, soaring through the air like an eagle... piloting a blimp.
Fact Core: The square root of rope is string.
Adventure Core "Rick": I'll tell ya, it's times like this I wish I had a waist so I could wear all my black belts. Yeah, I'm a black belt. In pretty much everything - karate, larate, jiu jitsu, kick punching, belt making, tae kwon do, bedroom.
GLaDOS: Okay, credit where it's due: for a little idiot built specifically to come up with stupid, unworkable plans, that was a pretty well-laid trap.
GLaDOS: You look ugly in that jumpsuit. That's not my opinion; it's right here on your fact sheet. They said on everyone else it looked fine, but on you, it looked hideous. But still what does an old engineer know about fashion? Oh, wait, it's a she. Still, what does she know about - oh, wait. She has a medical degree. In fashion. From France.
Announcer: Great work. Because this message is prerecorded, any observations related to your performance are speculation on our part. Please disregard any undeserved compliments.
GLaDOS: Crushing's too good for him. First he'll spend a year in the incinerator. Year two: Cryogenic refrigeration wing. Then TEN years in the chamber I built where all the robots scream at you. THEN I'll kill him.
Announcer: Warning, Neurotoxin reaching dangerously unleathal levels.
Wheatley: I wish I could take it all back. I honestly do. I honestly do wish I could take it all back. And not just 'cause I'm stranded in space.
Space Core: I'm in space.
Wheatley: I know you are, mate! Yep, we're both in space.
Space Core: SPACE!!!!!
Wheatley: Anyway, you know, if I was ever to see her again, do you know what I'd say?
Space Core: I'm in space.
Wheatley: I'd say, "I'm sorry." Sincerely. I am sorry - I was bossy... and monstrous... And, I am genuinely sorry.
Space Core: I'm in space.
Wheatley: The end.
Fred/Luna (Fruna, my OTP)
Fred/Hermione (Fremione, my... other OTP)
Draco/Harry (only because JKR herself sdmitted that Draco was only mean to Harry because he liked him, at least as a friend)
Clint Barton/Natasha Romanoff (Blackhawk or Clintasha)
Harry Potter/Hermione Granger (Harione)
Draco Malfoy/Hermione Granger (Dramione)
Draco Malfoy/Ginny Weasley (Drinny)
My Alphabet :3
B: Bellatrix LeStrange
C: Chell (She annoys me very much)
D: Deviantart, my only (reliable) source of fan art
E: Everything :3
F: Fred Weasley (One half of my favorite set of twins. EVER.)
G: GLaDOS (Genetic Life and Disk Operating System) (I've been really busy being dead. You know, after you murdered me?)(Wheatly: YOU WHAT?!) OR George Weasley (the other half of my favorite twins)
H: Hawkeye (another obsession)
I: Iron Man
J: Jokasote (Yes, that is gibberish. It was my first planet on Spore. You don't know what spore is? Look it up!)
L: LOKI LOKI LOKI LOKI LOKI LOKI LOKI LOKI LOKI... Ok, I'm done. (Yet another obsession)
M: Malfoy (The most amazing last name ever :D)
N: Natasha Romanoff (The most amazing assassin on the friggen planet)
O: OTP (Fred/Luna)
P: Purpose. Glorious purpose, that is. It's what Loki is burdened with :D
Q: Quim. Mewling Quim.
R: ROBERT DOWNEY JR.
S: Skyrim, one of the best video games EVAR
T: TOM HIDDLESTON/FELTON (either one :P) Also, Tony Stark. The most amazing Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist EVER!!!!! (I, apparently, have a love/hate relationship with him)
U: Ulfric Stormcloak, leader of the Stormcloaks
V: Volstagg (one of the warriors three)
W: WHEATLEY!!!! (They told me if I ever turned that on, I would DIE! I don't know why they give me these things if they don't want me to use them! It's absurd; mad!)
X: Xtremely awesome (that's what I am XD)
Y: You're still here?
Z: Ze end!
1) Etahn Nakamura
2) Annabeth Chase
3) Draco Malfoy
4) Hermione Granger
6) Bianca di Angelo
7) Nico di Angelo
9) Tony Stark
10) Fred Weasley
11) Clint Barton
12) katniss Everdeen
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Bianca/Finnick? No... Just no.
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Hermione? Eh I'll give her a six
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?Katniss got Foxface preggo? I don't remember THAT being in the book...
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? uhhh... Playing Truth or Dare with the Drunk Avengers
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Annabeth and Bianca... I guess.
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Loki/Tony or Loki/Fred? 0.0 erm, or.
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve in an awkward situation? Nico walks in on Annabeth and Katniss? Probably say uhhh then run away.
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. (Draco/Fred) That filthy little blood traitor, making Draco fall in love with him like that.
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Ethan/Foxface... I guess it could happen...
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Katniss/Nico... Hmm how about "it's complicated..."
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to go out with One? Hermione/Ethan... Ethan walks up to Hermione, complements her, makes the scales tip in his favor, and BAM! Ethan has a girlfriend.
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three slash? Draco? Yeah...
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Nope...
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? Annabeth/Hermione/loki? Only in the weird part of fanfiction...
15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? Fred... "BLOODY HELL!" ;)
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?Foxface? Cooler than me
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?Ethan/Bianca/Katniss... Warning:Extreme akwardness may occur upon reading. Proceed with caution.
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? Fred on Annabeth? How about, "Hey, mind if I Slytherin your chamber of secrets?" ;)
19.) When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Loki? About five minutes ago... heheheh
20.) What is Six's biggest secret? Bianca is secretly in love with Percy *gasp*
21.) Three and Seven got together. Your reaction? Draco/Nico? Youve GOT to be kidding me! Mystep favorite fictional boys are taken... BY EACHOTHER! OH HADES NO!
22.) “One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, goes out on a date with Eleven and then, with Twelve. After this, One follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." Fill in the blanks. What title would you give this fic?
Ethan and Tony are in a happy relationship until Tony suddenly runs off with Hermione. Ethan, heartbroken, goes on a date with Clint, then with Katniss. After this, Ethan takes the expert advice from Loki and finds true love with Draco... TITLE: Love is terribly wrong.
23.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? Nico/Foxface... No, just no.
24) What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?
25) What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?
26) (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?
Bianca: you wouldnt
Me: I would.
Bianca: Then say it!
Me: BIANCA YOU DON'T NEED TO IMPRESS PERCY HE ALREADY LOVES YOU!
Percy(who just appeared in the doorway): say what?
SCREW PERCABETH, BIANCY (pronounced bee-an-see) FOREVER!
27) (7), (9), and (5) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?
Nico, Tony, and Loki have banded together at three in the morning, singing Baby as loud as they can. My reaction:
I. Am. In. Love. With. All. Of. Them.
This is the best freaking day of my life.
NOW STOP SINGING JUSTIN BIEBER!!!
28)(2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?
Annabeth and Finnick... I would learn wicked battle skills from AnnaBeth and go fishing with Finnick.
29) You just came home from the worst day of your life. Your parents start shouting at you, and when you get into your room, you find (10) going through your things. Your reaction?
Me: Fred... Oh God, tell me that the Order hasn't found out that I'm a death eater...
Natasha: What? No, Ginny just wanted a hairbrush! You're a WHAT?!?!
Me: Oh no...
30)What would happen if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
Me: Ethan! What do you want?
Ethan: Common, let's go prank Travis
Me: you're sure thats a good idea?
Ethan: of course not!
Me: I'm in!
31) Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
Him: OMG I AM SO SORRY
he scurries out*
Me: he did that on purpose... Didn't he?
32)number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
Hermione and Cato? I can hear the wedding bells already...
33) Number 6 is lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Me: Bianca! You're alive! Now go out with Percy!
Percy(again, randomly appearing): Say what?
34) Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
Nico is a part of my family?! Well that means that I'm related to Hades! I KNEW IT!
35) Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
Me: that is not a question!
Foxface: I'm in the hospital and that's all you can say?
36) Number 2 made fun of all your friends?
Me: (again not a question but...) ANNABETH! YOU TAKE IT BACK BEFORE I TELL ZEUS!
37)Number 10 ignored you all the time?
Fred? Just a prank, I'm afraid...
38) Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
Me: Ethan HELP ME
Ethan: eh, why not?
serial killers burst in*
Ethan: on second thought... You're on your own!
39) You're on vacation with 5 and manage to break your leg. What does 5 do?
Me: Help me, Loki!
Loki: You weakling human!
Me: But I love you!!!!!
40) It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?
Me: OMG OMG OMG AN EMERALD SNAKE RING THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!
Draco: don't lose that, it probably cost more than your house. Filthy mudblood.
Me: I'm a pureblood though...
41) You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
Me: I wish I was a friggen wizard...
42) You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremly embarassed. What will 5 do?
Loki would probably make it worse by tricking me.
43) You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction?
Ethan: I love you more than her!
Me: I agree! Let's go!
Me: face it, you belong with Luna...
Luna: *Whispers* Thanks, Izzy.
44) You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
Tony: Don't die, kid.
Me: Thanks, Tony...
45) 11 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
Clint and Tony... Well, I would guess that Tony is making fun of Clint's crush of Natasha...
46) 1 accidentally kicked 10?
FredGeorgie, I do believe this is a great time for some Puking Pastills.
47)9 became a singer?
Tony would do covers of Black Sabbath and AC/DC all the time, see Avengers for further reference
48) 10 got a daughter?
IS HER MOTHER LUNA?! IT HAD BETTER BE LUNA.
49) What would 1 think of 2?
Ethan thinks of AnnaBeth as a great person and secretly envies her heritage.
50) How would 3 greet 4?
Draco: GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FILTHY LITTLE MUDBLOOD!
Hermione: you walked up to me genius.
Draco: oh. then, MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS!
Hermione: that's all you got, Ferret?
51) Where would 8 meet 12?
Katniss meets Foxface at the hunger games, duh.
Thank you for reading my overly long character thingy! If you did, you get cake!
(The cake is a lie)
And don't forget to feed your pets...