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Bastard Effect by Ridley the Violator reviews
Bastard Shepard is the only kind of person who CAN protect the galaxy. Probably. Maybe. Hopefully not. No. No, definitely not. Seriously, screw this guy. If you love to hate Mass Effect then you'll love to hate this! NOW CONCLUDING WITH THE LENGTHY CITADEL DLC ARC
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,441 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Shepard (M)
Patchwork Girl by Mighty Crouton reviews
When Commander Shepard requires a tattoo artist, Jack finds herself stitching together the woman's enigmatic nature and mysterious history. Three Headed Dog (Part 3 of 3) : Atropos, The Illusive Man's story. A Jane 'Foucault' Shepard tale.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 90,741 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Shepard (F), Miranda L., Jack
Ache by adelicateflower08 reviews
Her body ached for him. She ached to feel those beautifully sculpted arms wrapped around her body, and often wondered what it would be like to be with him. Just once she wanted to know what it would feel like to be desired by a man. CARYL.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,578 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 1/27/2014 - [Daryl D., Carol]
Match Made In Purgatory by Rae D. Magdon reviews
Prompt: "Aria finds herself in the uncomfortable situation of being in love." Aria T'Loak pretends that she isn't falling for Tevos because of their friends-with-benefits arrangement, but is forced to confront the problem when Tevos brings someone else as her date to Shepard and Liara's wedding. Follows The Best Entertainment, Again, and The Only Thing. UPDATED 03/08/14
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,206 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/8/2014 - Published: 7/22/2012 - [Councilor Tevos, Aria T'Loak] [Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni] - Complete
Control That Which You Cannot Destroy by jay8008 reviews
Cerberus' goal was simple in concept: resurrect Shepard to be precisely the same. They failed. Pushing forward, the result was a powerful, untested cybernetic soldier who doubts his own humanity. Now, he will need to lean on his new crew of unknowns, old friends, a past love, and a new one even more fragile than he. [Many thanks to my fellow authors 'JacksAreWild' and 'Bebus']
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 226,627 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Liara T'Soni, Jack, Shepard (M)
Endless Binding by Jayden Scott reviews
After the war, Liara and Shepard struggle adapt to their new life and how the war has changed them, for better and worse. Every action has its consequence. Sequel to Love Bound. FemShep/Liara. Adult and mature themes within.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,180 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 1/13/2014 - Published: 6/1/2012 - [Liara T'Soni, Shepard (F)] Miranda L.
Summer Nights in Space by sisirongana reviews
Instead of galactic peril and the rush to save Earth, there's homework and detention. But Miranda's still a cheerleader, Liara's still a nerd, and Shepard's still a flirt. High school AU. Tentative FShepard/Miranda... if Liara can keep it in her pants.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,283 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Shepard (F), Miranda L.
Cause and Mass Effect by claihm solais reviews
Mass Effect is a great game. A fun game. But the fun and games stop when it all becomes real...when I find myself on the Citadel, with the terrible knowledge of what's coming. Can one person really make a difference? I'm sure as hell going to try, because the Reapers aren't taking over this galaxy on my watch.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 281,689 - Reviews: 1029 - Favs: 1,055 - Follows: 1,165 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Shepard (F), Miranda L.
Mass Effect: Spade by Grimlock Ebonheart reviews
Join Adrian Dawn as he is transported from our world to the Mass Effect world. Trained to be an assassin/bounty hunter, he must use his skills to help Commander Eden Shepard and her crew fight Saren and the Geth. However, he has demons of his own. Can Shepard save him? Or will he be taken before the war is over? SI/OC, with some AU. Rated T but may change. Possibly OCXFemShep.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 117,243 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Shepard (F)
An Unfortunate Interruption by Souplog reviews
Commander Jane Shepard is horrified to accidentally walk in on her Asari daughter discovering the wonders of making out.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,540 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni
Mass Effect: Glorious Shotgun Princess by Gregg Landsman reviews
The Exaltation of the Unconquered Sun is a tricky thing. Especially when it doesn't come with an manual. Jane Shepard, who was able to talk Spectres into suicide before getting a spiritual superweapon grafted to her soul, has a new advantage.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 212,144 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 1,066 - Follows: 789 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Conflict Of Interest by Rae D. Magdon reviews
Sequel to Match Made In Purgatory. Councilor Tevos's secret marriage to Aria T'Loak becomes public, and she heads for Thessia to deal with the fallout while trying to avoid the press and her mother. But when an old enemy resurfaces and Tevos is kidnapped, Aria is forced to go after her new bondmate with the help of Shepard, Liara, and several members of the Normandy's former crew.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 99,764 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 12/9/2012 - [Aria T'Loak, Councilor Tevos] [Liara T'Soni, Shepard (F)] - Complete
Garrus Vakarian: Sharp shooter, not Babysitter by Defiant.Anjeru reviews
Short drabbles on Garrus' relationship with Shepard and Kaidan's twin daughters, Riley and Rhiannon. He would never understand humans but a turian never surrenders...Humorous/bits of fluff, all for our favorite turian, Garrus Vakarian.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 6,915 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F), Kaidan A., Tali'Zorah
Elizabeth the Explorer by Pugilo reviews
A series of moments where Elizabeth finds everyday objects that she has never seen before, and some character development between Elizabeth and Booker. No major plot spoilers
BioShock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Elizabeth, Booker D.
This One's on Me by dashingrogue reviews
There's a little bit of dialogue in the first game in which Ashley invites you for a drink to celebrate Armistice Day. I think it was a great opportunity for a cutscene, a side mission, something. I was disappointed. So here's where my imagination went. One Shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Shepard (F), Ashley W. - Complete
The Galaxy's Greatest Party by theseeker64 reviews
FINISHED - Commander Shepard, self-proclaimed dirty girl, has a brilliant idea: throw the Galaxy's greatest, sexiest, kinkiest, party of all time. Her guests, though, will not all be willing participants - and that's the fun. Includes Miranda, Jack, Liara, Ashley, Traynor, and more. Rated M for lots of Bondage, plenty of Sexual Content, and pure weirdness. Cover art by 'McBound'
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 132,699 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Shepard (F), Miranda L. - Complete
Movie Night on the Normandy SR2 by Blackdeer7 reviews
Takes place after ME2 and LotSB. The title says it all. Lakota Shepard's crew watches and reviews various movies. Latest review - Saving Private Ryan 'Nuff said.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,338 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 1/9/2011
Nothing Needs Disguise by winter156 reviews
Everyone has a different happily ever after
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Jack, Miranda L. - Complete
Accountability by NicNac32 reviews
Miranda and Liara love Dylan Shepard, but they aren't about to let her get away with, well, anything. WARNING: Spanking, implied threesome
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,772 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni
Ink by Barnabas C reviews
The war is over, and two old lovers reunite...
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,294 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Jack, Miranda L. - Complete
Personal Assistant by WhiteWorms100 reviews
Kelly never wanted to meet Commander Shepard. And now that she finally met her, she wished she never joined Cerberus. Kelly/FemShep. Silly weirdness and OOC warning.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,652 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Shepard (F), Kelly C.
A Step Forward by cellostargalactica reviews
"Even before Shepard thunks down to my hole on Engineering, I know she's coming. She's only able to hold herself back for a few hours at best before she gets the itch to stick her crooked nose in my business. I think if I didn't like her so much, I'd hate her fucking guts." Jack and Shepard have a drink after Pragia.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,574 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Jack, Shepard (F) - Complete
Her First Day Back by Carnival-Flux reviews
Pure JackXFemshep Domestic fluff. Takes place after ME3 and disregards the ending in so many ways. Rated T for strongish language.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Jack, Shepard (F) - Complete
Mother's Tears by LogicalPremise reviews
Grunt has his turn , a retelling of the fight against the Reaperized Rachni, and of how death is never the end. M for language. One-shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/21/2012 - U. Grunt, Shepard (F) - Complete
Normandy: Words of Life by geekreader42 reviews
Words paint a picture of life for Shepard's team on and off the Normandy. A series of occasionally connected one-shots for a meme: Pick a character and write a short fic for every letter of the alphabet. Will feature several ME2 characters.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,250 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Garrus V., Jack
Jack 'N' Lawson by MorbidOptimist reviews
Jack and the Cheerleader have been talking and it has them in knots; Commander Shepard helps them set things straight and things get good enough.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,450 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Miranda L., Jack - Complete
Nobody Messes With My Girl by AidenSky reviews
A series of fShep/Liara one shots. Humor and fluff.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,387 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni
Protheans Don't Sing by LadyAsfaloth reviews
Or, at least, they really shouldn't. A celebratory evening at the Purgatory takes some surprising twists and turns. Oneshot, Shenko, ME3 spoilers, pointless humor mixed with fluff.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,311 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
Sex and the Citadel by sqbr reviews
In which Joker and EDI go shopping for clothes. Joker/EDI fluff, based on a kink meme prompt.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,473 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/26/2012 - [Joker, EDI] - Complete
To the Stars by 4th of Eleven reviews
FemShep/Liara. My attempt at giving Shepard and Liara a happy ending without contradicting too much of the canon 'ending'. Takes place after the 'Control' ending. Liara's trapped on Earth, Shepard is MIA, assumed dead.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,572 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni - Complete
Happy Birthday Shepard by Devil's Final Cry reviews
It's Fem!Shepard's birthday! All she wanted to do was relax and not worry about the reapers invading the earth. Can she just have some piece and quiet? STRONG ish LANGUAGE
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,836 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Unknown by the.subverter reviews
Liara becomes all the more awkward when she discovers her Prothean knowledge and intelligence is useless around the indecipherable and confounding Shepard. Liara x Shepard F
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,222 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Liara T'Soni, Shepard (F) - Complete
Mass Reactions by Subject 0 reviews
A fun series of one-shots with the Normandy crew and their feedback on the billion and one things in the galaxy.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,525 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 9/29/2011
Desperate Measures by ShadesOfMauve reviews
The crew sans-Shepard go out for a round of drinks. When things get out-of-hand, saving the day is a stretch for even Thane's impressive abilities. A crackalicious gift-fic.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Thane K.
A Degeneration in Mass by Huntington's Bride reviews
After ME2, Samara finds evidence of another rogue Ardat Yakshi on the loose. The only lead that they have is a damaged woman who had been pulled to the ME universe against her will. Soldier Femshep/Samara
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 183,933 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 7/24/2011 - [Shepard (F), Samara] - Complete
Pretty Pictures by Loethlin reviews
Shepard sent Kelly to lure Morinth into the trap. It almost went awry. Fortunately, Kelly has tricks up her sleeve. Mass Effect Kink Meme fill. Yay, won an award for this one!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Kelly C., Morinth - Complete
Faith by Subject 0 reviews
Mordin has been having nightmares again, and it's up to a certain unexpected friend to give him some sound advice. One-shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,809 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Mordin S., Legion - Complete
Parting Words by Subject 0 reviews
Sometimes, there are words harder to say than goodbye. One-shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Mordin S., Shepard (F) - Complete
The Loyalist & The Convict by the.subverter reviews
Miranda and Jack have found their common ground, now they must try and figure out where they stand and what it means. Follow up to the Convict and the Loyalist. Miranda x Jack
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,608 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Miranda L., Jack - Complete
The Convict & The Loyalist by the.subverter reviews
Jack and Miranda try to find common ground. First they must set aside their differences for the sake of the mission. M for language, violence, adult themes and eventual sex. Jack x Miranda
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 36,070 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Jack, Miranda L. - Complete
Manipulation by DT Maxwell reviews
Shepard was a goody two-shoes. She was also a master at getting people to do whatever it was she wanted - and making them like it, too.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Jack, Shepard (F) - Complete
Kissing Her Like Crazy by andrella07 reviews
I smile as I look at the silver bands in my hand. They're beautiful. I put the wide one on, Claire will like the smaller one better. It's a perfect fit. Hopefully Claire's fits, but I'm getting ahead of myself-she has to say yes first.
Resident Evil series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,094 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Alice, Claire R. - Complete
Orthomyxoviridae in Space by sisirongana reviews
FShep/Miranda, in which Shepard's kind of a big baby. Oneshot.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Miranda L., Shepard (F) - Complete
The Best Is Yet To Come by ClaireAbernathy reviews
Life is unpredictable: Claire could never have imagined where it was going to take her; nor could she possibly envision anything better. Set in Extinction/Post-Afterlife. Alice/Claire, fluff. Rated M.
Resident Evil series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,857 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Alice, Claire R. - Complete
The One With Everyone Under Shepard's Bed by 4th of Eleven reviews
Jack convinced Miranda it would be titillating to have sex in Shepard's room. Their fun is interupted by unexpected visitors.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,791 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Jack, Miranda L. - Complete
Girl Talk by JaerWolfe reviews
Why should guys have all the fun?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Shepard (F), Jack
Raising the Bar by radikhal-ed reviews
Commander Shepard takes the crew for some fun on Omega, Miranda gets tipsy, and Jack picks up an interesting surprise from the markets... F/F, One-shot
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,243 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Jack, Miranda L. - Complete