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 Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, X-Men, Naruto, Batman, Twilight, and Avengers. Holy Moly. Guess what ya'll? I'M ALIVE!!! It's been a long few years! I haven't been on this site in a very long time! Even before Covid, life sorta kicked me in the family jewels for a while and I had given up on writing. But I'm still here, in a better place, and slowly trying to pick this hobby back up off the shelf. I plan to spend the next few weeks slowly reviewing and working my way through the stories posted here. I know I've got a lot of people who are still fans of "Teeth". I can't promise you I'm going to continue it, because I won't force myself to write if the inspiration isn't there. BUT!!! I'm gonna be reworking my way through it, doing minor edits and cross-posting it over to AO3 (I have the same username there as I do here), and if the plot bunnies start bouncing back around my brain then who knows? If I do continue it, I will post anything new both here and on AO3, but otherwise, don't expect to see any new works from me here. For anything new, I am completely moving over to AO3. I love you all! Thank you for still reading my work!! |
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One Eye, Full of Wisdom by MrBright01 reviews
Kakashi survived his losses in spirit as well as in body, and having learned both wisdom and intellect from his experiences, he now seeks to pass those traits on to his students. Story emphasis is on tactical fighting, mind games, adventure, and the occasional bout of humor. GenFic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 265,088 - Reviews: 2199 - Favs: 4,341 - Follows: 4,689 - Updated: 9/4 - Published: 2/1/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Walking Dead Wizard by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
The Dixon's make their way to Atlanta with Harry only to be cut off and head up the mountain. What would have become of the group if they'd had a wizard within its ranks? Would they have found somewhere safe and been able to keep it or would they still lose? Who would survive? Who would die? Daryl/Harry Luna/Merle
Crossover - Harry Potter & Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 126 - Words: 572,584 - Reviews: 7288 - Favs: 5,050 - Follows: 5,337 - Updated: 9/3 - Published: 3/31/2016 - Harry P., Daryl D.
Along Came a Family by Imablack reviews
After Cedric dies, Harry isolates himself and Dumbledore fears a connection between Harry and Lord Voldemort. Snape has his own problems when Dumbledore compels him to teach Harry Occlumancy whilst the Dark Lord orders him to brew the darkest potion he has ever encountered. But what of this gift Lily left for Harry's 15th birthday...and what does it have to do with Snape?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 195,701 - Reviews: 2107 - Favs: 2,488 - Follows: 2,943 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 104,285 - Reviews: 2091 - Favs: 12,374 - Follows: 6,000 - Updated: 7/12/2022 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Legacy Undone by LD 1449 reviews
It was their last, desperate gambit. Their last hope. They pinned everything on a prayer that he could save them...and now...he's not even sure if he can make it count anymore.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 92 - Words: 424,834 - Reviews: 6620 - Favs: 8,598 - Follows: 8,696 - Updated: 2/24/2022 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Naruto U., Team Seven - Complete
I Hear Him Scream by Rift-Raft reviews
Hiccup is the first Viking to shoot down a Night Fury. Unfortunately, his incredible accomplishment has terrible consequences: becoming the beast itself. Surviving as a Viking is hard enough...is it even possible as a creature hated and feared by humans and dragons alike? Dragon!Hiccup. THERE IS NOW A SEQUEL: Echoed Songs!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 321,335 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 2,336 - Follows: 1,672 - Updated: 6/25/2021 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup, Stoick, Toothless - Complete
Chiaroscuro by boomvroomshroom reviews
"They say the only thing to fear is fear itself. That, and a motivated Nara." Shikamaru is born with his father's intelligence and his mother's work ethic. The world is turned sideways.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 75 - Words: 345,712 - Reviews: 9308 - Favs: 11,934 - Follows: 12,184 - Updated: 6/12/2021 - Published: 5/23/2015 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Shikamaru N., Kakashi H. - Complete
A Conversation with the Master of Death by lazybum89 reviews
As Phil falls unconscious and starts to fight for his life after Loki stabs him, he dreams and has a conversation with someone who calls himself the Master of Death… What happens after he wakes up and he finds out others had conversations with the Master of Death?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,431 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 2,739 - Follows: 2,903 - Updated: 11/4/2020 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S., Agent Phil Coulson
Harry Potter and the Deus Ex Machina by Karmic Acumen reviews
It was a normal day, until newly turned 8 year-old Harry Potter decided to make a wish upon the dog star (even though he'd almost never actually seen it) and set off something in the Unlabeled Room in the Department of Mysteries. Turns out Dumbledore was wrong. Again. It wasn't love that the Unspeakables were studying down there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 295,564 - Reviews: 1470 - Favs: 5,695 - Follows: 3,247 - Updated: 5/28/2020 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B., Marius B. - Complete
The Hobbit: A Suicidal Journey by Vividpast reviews
Bilbo has been planning to kill himself for a while. However, he wants to go out with a big bang and not just a common death. Cue Gandalf and his invitation to a dangerous adventure that will surely give him an opportunity to die in a lot of interesting ways. Now, if only those bothersome dwarves stop saving him at every attempt . . . Full prompt inside. Half serious, half not.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 119,289 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 1,199 - Follows: 1,371 - Updated: 3/21/2020 - Published: 1/18/2015 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.] Fíli, Kíli
Itachi, Is That A Baby? by SpoonandJohn reviews
Petunia performs a bit of accidental magic. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . . . prominent. And someone had the bright idea to bring him back to England. Merlin help them all.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 102 - Words: 314,960 - Reviews: 8339 - Favs: 13,006 - Follows: 13,171 - Updated: 1/21/2020 - Published: 11/25/2015 - Harry P., Albus D., Itachi U.
Professor Loki of Hogwarts by Scioneeris reviews
Professor!Loki. In which Loki is good, Jor, Fen, Hel, Nari and Vali are awesome. While Loki becomes the DADA professor at Hogwarts and adopts Harry. Some Dumble and S.H.I.E.L.D bashing. Set in first year. Read notes and warnings!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,791 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 1,127 - Updated: 12/25/2019 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Fawkes, Loki
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 200,216 - Reviews: 8784 - Favs: 17,795 - Follows: 18,645 - Updated: 12/25/2019 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 151 - Words: 716,431 - Reviews: 26265 - Favs: 22,908 - Follows: 22,176 - Updated: 3/28/2019 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., OC
Sword That Pierces The Heavens by Prince Mikhail reviews
"Abandon your fear Ichigo, face forward. Move forward and never stop. Retreat and you will age, hesitate...and you will die. Together, we will ascend and tear the very heavens asunder." With a better connection to his zanpakuto than we have seen before, Ichigo will finally fully realize his vast potential. BAMF Ichigo
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 114,602 - Reviews: 1643 - Favs: 8,230 - Follows: 8,262 - Updated: 6/23/2018 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Ichigo K., Zangetsu, Tensa Zangetsu
Dead Man Walking by Kitty Smith reviews
Harry's lived a long life. A good life. He's ready to go, but like all bureaucracies, Death's a little behind on their paperwork. He'll be fine in a temporary storage track, right? AU Epilogue-compliant WARNINGS: ineffective suicide(s), light gore, swearing, off-kilter humor, sort of dark!Harry, sort of time travel
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,952 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 1,019 - Updated: 1/6/2018 - Published: 4/22/2014 - Harry P., G. Ollivander
Identity by MarauderLover7 reviews
Harry Potter was a highly unusual boy, even among wizards. The most noteworthy thing about him, however, was his talent for getting himself into trouble, which surpassed even that of his godfather. Sequel to "Innocent" and "Initiate".
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 145,202 - Reviews: 1294 - Favs: 1,972 - Follows: 1,363 - Updated: 8/27/2017 - Published: 11/29/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
On a Pale Horse by Hyliian reviews
AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing. DISCONTINUED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,349 - Reviews: 5042 - Favs: 16,329 - Follows: 16,653 - Updated: 8/26/2017 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
The Art of Self-Fashioning by Lomonaaeren reviews
Gen, AU. In a world where Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived, Harry still grows up with the Dursleys, but he learns to be more private about what matters to him. When McGonagall comes to give him his letter, she also unwittingly gives Harry both a new quest and a new passion: Transfiguration. Mentor Minerva fic. Rated for violence. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 65 - Words: 293,426 - Reviews: 3127 - Favs: 8,039 - Follows: 6,388 - Updated: 7/27/2017 - Published: 10/29/2015 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Session Transcripts by lastcrazyhorn reviews
What happens when a brain damaged Harry and a transgender Hermione both get sorted into Slytherin? Snape's not sure, but he thinks it's likely to be an interesting term. This story follows various first years through the trials of their first year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 134,660 - Reviews: 2658 - Favs: 4,614 - Follows: 5,024 - Updated: 7/8/2017 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Severus S., Harry P.
Harry Potter: Junior Inquisitor by sprinter1988 reviews
Before the start of fifth year Dumbledore changes the plans. Unfortunately he didn't bother to inform Harry. At his trial, Harry realises that it is down to him to save his own skin. To do so his Slytherin side must come out to play, and once it's out it sticks around turning life at Hogwarts on its head. Warnings: EvilDumbles, SheepOrder/Staff, GoodGuysDontGetEverythingTheirWay
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 218,697 - Reviews: 9000 - Favs: 16,952 - Follows: 19,680 - Updated: 8/20/2016 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A., Amelia B.
Harry Potter and the Mirror of the Soul by DrizzleWizzle reviews
(6/7) After Voldemort was revealed at the Department of Mysteries, open war erupted in the wizarding world. Dumbledore has offered to take Harry as an apprentice, with the goal of teaching Harry sorcery - the manipulation of magic in its purest form. Harry is happy to learn, but Dumbledore seems to have another agenda...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,977 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 1,024 - Updated: 6/24/2016 - Published: 5/13/2016
Everything's Different, yet Everything's the Same by cleo4u2 reviews
AU: What would you do to save the love of your life? Even if that love may never be returned? Draco Malfoy will find out he will do anything to keep the man he loves alive after he's sent back in time. Full Summary inside. Drarry Slash (eventually), Remus/Sirius. Compliant up to Book 5. Timeline shift in Book 3.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 177,917 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 1,227 - Updated: 5/27/2016 - Published: 10/11/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Ron W., Hermione G.
The Price of Gold by No.13 reviews
With the dragon-sickness clouding his mind, Thorin locks Bilbo in a chest before the battle. He survives to rue his actions - but making amends is not easy, when political ambitions complicate the already tense situation.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 122,168 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 3/15/2016 - Published: 4/13/2013 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] - Complete
Memories Of Others by TheBeardedOne reviews
Sometimes a technique can lead to new discoveries, new paths. A chance discovery lets Naruto learn that which he was never taught... using the memories of others to aid his progress.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 135,436 - Reviews: 3227 - Favs: 6,231 - Follows: 5,204 - Updated: 3/7/2016 - Published: 9/6/2015 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Stubborn Shadow by Mrs.InsaneOne reviews
When Naruto returned to Konoha after spending just over two years on the road training under Jiraiya, he never expected to pick up a living shadow with a mind of his own. No Pairings. De-aged!Harry, MOD!Harry, Strong!Harry, Intuitive!Naruto, Strong!Naruto, & Protective!Naruto
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 208,235 - Reviews: 2129 - Favs: 6,726 - Follows: 7,126 - Updated: 12/20/2015 - Published: 7/20/2014 - Harry P., Naruto U., Kakashi H., Shikaku N.
Revelations by TheCauldron reviews
When Sherlock faked his death, he knew nobody would see through his plan. It was foolproof. Wasn't it?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/29/2015 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Something clearly went wrong by Ann O'Neem reviews
When he tried to escape from Death's clutches, Harry hadn't thought that he would have ended like that. But here he is. Young. Powerful (duh, Savior of the world here...) and in a world full of great men that really need someone to slap them some sense in their heads. Well, Harry's up for it. Crackfic. And maybe some romance. Maybe. And a lot of slash. Surely.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,201 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 1,430 - Follows: 1,630 - Updated: 5/19/2015 - Published: 1/6/2014 - [Harry P., Zetsu] Madara U.
With Wings of Feathers and Glue by slexenskee reviews
For his safety, sixth year Harry Potter must live abroad while attending Hogwarts. There, lonely and out of place, he meets Alice Cullen, and inevitably, Edward Cullen as well. HPEC
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 77,969 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 2,030 - Follows: 2,583 - Updated: 5/13/2015 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Harry P., Edward
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 16037 - Favs: 25,423 - Follows: 22,205 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The First Shifting Grain by Cadel reviews
Sabaku no Gaara lands in the past to a time where everyone fears him and his father is still alive. He realises regaining everyone's trust will be difficult, especially when they still think he's a blood-thirsty psychopath. No pairing. Time Travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 83,418 - Reviews: 1893 - Favs: 5,920 - Follows: 6,188 - Updated: 4/18/2015 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Gaara
The Hulk's Boy by Keidra369 reviews
Bruce isn't quite sure how it happened or if it was even possible, but the Hulk had fallen in love. Can Bruce protect Harry from the Hulk without blowing his cover or falling in love with the green eyed boy himself? Of course not. Slash duh!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,015 - Reviews: 1439 - Favs: 5,546 - Follows: 4,028 - Updated: 1/19/2015 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Harry P., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
You Lose Sixty Seconds of Happiness by ChirpChirp1827 reviews
Sequel to: For Every Minute You Are Angry. Between the growing and breaking of their families, raging hormones, and trying to figure out their futures, a whole new set of problems await the Tigerlilies as they battle through their remaining years at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,898 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 11/21/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] [Blaise Z., Neville L.]
There's a Pure-Blood Custom For That by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. The day Harry stops Malfoy and his son from being bothered in Diagon Alley starts a strange series of interactions between them. Who knew there was a pure-blood custom for every situation? COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 108,955 - Reviews: 1148 - Favs: 2,807 - Follows: 1,811 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 5/18/2014 - [Harry P., Draco M.] George W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Lost and found by Paralelsky reviews
Rick and his group kept running into him, this lone survivor and his dog. Maybe they could add one more to their group? (A series of one-shots)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,378 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 1,762 - Follows: 1,390 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 9/8/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Rick G., Daryl D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Cloaked Death by Dinner reviews
To die and move on; it was what the Master of Death wanted more than anything. But not every victory ends with the victor getting what he wants. For Harry died, and he had moved on. But not to the realm of the dead. No, he ended up in the womb of a certain Uchiha. This is a story about how most plans seem to backfire. A story about sacrifice and love in more ways than one.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 251,701 - Reviews: 1412 - Favs: 2,845 - Follows: 2,893 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Harry P.
The Biggest Toad in the Puddle by Tsume Yuki reviews
In which the Master of Death finds himself reborn and Jiraiya get's confirmation of what he's always known; he has no idea what to do with a kid. Good thing this one came self-sufficient. (MoD and reborn Harry) DISCONTINUED
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,034 - Reviews: 1175 - Favs: 7,688 - Follows: 8,594 - Updated: 10/14/2014 - Published: 9/5/2014 - Harry P., Jiraiya, Team Seven, Team Ten
Do Over by Kyogre reviews
Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,823 - Reviews: 1769 - Favs: 14,231 - Follows: 6,648 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kushina U. - Complete
Birth of a Ninja by Captain Enigma reviews
What does it mean to be a ninja? This is the question that guides Uzumaki Naruto through his life as a shinobi of Konoha. Along that path, witness as he meets friends, fights evil, and keeps his eyes fixed on the ultimate dream… [AU beginning at the bell test, where differences in Team 7's choices lead Kakashi to take their training more seriously.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 147,912 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 1,158 - Follows: 1,294 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 8/8/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Déjà vu no Jutsu by Vixen Tail reviews
Take one dead, thirty year old career soldier, stick in the body of a child during the Second Great Shinobi War. Add a mini-Namikaze Minato, ninjas, chakra, tailed beasts, and shake well. Is it any wonder she thought she was insane? Second/Third Great Ninja War era SI AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 572,601 - Reviews: 2644 - Favs: 10,231 - Follows: 5,764 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 5/2/2013 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] [Shikaku N., OC] - Complete
Forging the Sword by Myst Shadow reviews
::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 152,578 - Reviews: 3373 - Favs: 9,811 - Follows: 11,247 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Ledger by The Honorable Arik Novak reviews
If the Black Widow's ledger is dripping, then Loki's is drowning. When Loki fell into the void, he met another there: a magic man. The eternity he spends drifting with the dog-man changes him forever, and when he comes to Midgard under the blue gem's control, he has something more than world domination on his mind. Mild torture; follows Avengers closely and tDH loosely
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 92,531 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 2,521 - Follows: 2,305 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
Family Bonds by xXDesertRoseXx reviews
When, after that fateful Halloween night, the wrong Potter twin is hailed the Boy Who Lived, how will Harry's life turn out? With a power he knows not, an ancient prophecy and one Severus Snape practically raising him, interesting at least is a given.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 76 - Words: 517,184 - Reviews: 8646 - Favs: 10,494 - Follows: 10,175 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Harry P., Severus S.
Harry Romanoff-Barton by Eternity sword reviews
Let's all admit it: leaving Harry on a doorstep was pretty careless. So what happens when Black Widow finds him after a mission in Surrey?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,063 - Reviews: 1948 - Favs: 4,874 - Follows: 6,643 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Harry P., Black Widow/Natasha R.
In Bad Faith by Slayer Anderson reviews
I never pretended to know what I was doing in my last life. Why should I pretend to know anything about this one? Well, the other option is a horrific and bloody death, so...I better start learning how to be a witch. OC Self-Insert/Draco's Younger Sister. [DEAD]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 73,552 - Reviews: 1171 - Favs: 4,466 - Follows: 4,447 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 6/17/2013 - OC, Draco M.
Hitchups by The Antic Repartee reviews
Hiccup didn't see the point in stopping Astrid as she ran off towards his village—towards his father—with his most desperately protected secret. He was leaving anyway. A coming-of-age tale. Deviates from movie. Borderline bromantic-comedy.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 307,899 - Reviews: 4971 - Favs: 11,094 - Follows: 5,017 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless, Gothi - Complete
Love Finds A Way by Peach Creek reviews
Kevedd. High school can be difficult to navigate no matter what social circle you run with. When a jock and a nerd find romance, how will everyone around them respond? Rated M for language, use of alcohol, and sexual content.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 80,429 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 4/8/2014 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Edd, Kevin - Complete
To the Waters and the Wild by Paimpont reviews
While flying back from Godric's Hollow, Hagrid accidentally drops baby Harry over a wild forest. Harry is raised by rebel fairies until his Hogwarts letter arrives. The Dark Lord is in for a surprise... HP/LV romance. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,146 - Reviews: 6060 - Favs: 11,949 - Follows: 12,819 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
How to Win Friends, Influence People by sparrowette reviews
And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,776 - Reviews: 1631 - Favs: 7,333 - Follows: 4,198 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Give It Your Best Shot by Zenathea reviews
Some men were born average and went on to live an average life. He was not, had never been, and would never be one of those men. With his ancestry, it was hardly a surprise. Facing off against enemies old and new, very few things could come more naturally to him. No Slash. AU. Dimension Travel with a dash of Time Travel. Darker themes: war, politics, questionable morality, and etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 135,039 - Reviews: 1192 - Favs: 3,258 - Follows: 3,723 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 5/3/2012 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] Harry P., Sirius B.
Fifteen Million Ryo by Riya3 reviews
Naruto never suspected that his stupid mission could end this badly. On the bright side, at least his lazy sensei was there to suffer with him. Meanwhile, Sakura and Sai have their own mission: see Kakashi's unmasked face. Post-timeskip. Kakashi/Naruto. Sakura/Money. Sai/Himself. Gaara/Paperwork.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 81,759 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 9/13/2013 - [Naruto U., Kakashi H.] Sakura H., Sai - Complete
Surprise! It's an Adult! by I. H. Scribe reviews
"You do know how babies are made right?" "Of course I do, but what does that have to do with-" "All the ways?" "There's more than one?" "Oh. My. God," Harry said, banging his head against the cabinet above the stove. "Sit down, Gramps. We have a lot to talk about." There's a surprise waiting for Steve at Stark Tower.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,174 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 4,754 - Follows: 1,577 - Published: 11/5/2013 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Walk in the park by spoodle monkey reviews
DANNYDASH SLASH! Dash comes to Danny's rescue late at night, but are they ready for the events that they find themselves swept up in afterwards? RATING NOW M
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,438 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 1,062 - Follows: 686 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Danny F., Dash B. - Complete
Insatiable by Kitty Smith reviews
Voldemort muses on his struggles with Harry Potter. Fits with canon. Warning: Voldemort is ridiculous. No pairings or relationships, nemesis!LVHP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Voldemort - Complete
Travel Secrets: First by E4mj reviews
Harry Potter is living an unhappy life at age 27. He is forced to go on an Auror raid, when the people he saves are not who he thinks. With one last thing in his life broken, he follows through on a plan for Time-travel, back to his past self. Things were not as they once seemed. Slytherin!Harry. Dumbledore and order bashing. No pairing YET. Book one. (The world belongs to Jo!)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,973 - Reviews: 836 - Favs: 7,075 - Follows: 3,049 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Dimension Hopping, World Saving, and Other Adventures by reyriot reviews
It was a perfectly ordinary day for Bruce Banner until a guy appeared from nowhere, fell off a cliff, and died. Except he didn't STAY dead. And so began the adventures of Harry Potter and Bruce Banner. Harry Potter/Bruce Banner epic friendship for the ages, no slash, Master of Death!Harry, starts out pre-Avengers, but we'll get there. Title may be and probably should be changed.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,059 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 1,138 - Follows: 1,724 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Hulk/Bruce B.
The Avengers: Lokitty Edition by Self-Inflicted Insanity reviews
Avengers AU where Loki escapes from the Chitauri and ends up on earth. Injured and exhausted, he disguises himself as a cat. And Steve has a thing for saving abandoned kittens. Then when The Other is sent to retrieve a couple stolen relics, Thanos has an army and a plan, and everyone thinks Thor is insane... (Protective!Thor, Protective!Avengers, BAMF!Loki, no pairings)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,424 - Reviews: 863 - Favs: 2,115 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Thor, Loki - Complete
Draco Malfoy's Very Drunken Adventure by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Draco Malfoy has three excellent reasons to get absolutely sloshed- a father who won't accept him, a Harry Potter he's been crushing on and that damned hippogriff who tried to eat him. And he's going to tell them off, because clearly that is a good idea. Fortunately, his new muggle friend seems to have a beef of his own with Potter. Drunken hijinks all round.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,978 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Lucius M., Dudley D. - Complete
Life Sucks and then you die by Iorek Byrnison reviews
As it was, even if wizards were generally more accepting of the unexplainable, no wizard would accept a 600ish year old Harry Potter without the inclusion of the Philosopher's stone, so he faded into the background, concealing his appearance. Until the day a robot crashed through the ceiling of Potter manor. The magically enforced stone ceiling. Ouch. AU fic, Beware of wormholes.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,124 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 2,706 - Follows: 3,714 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
Local Man Finds His Arcade 'Turbotastic' by CoffinPolish reviews
Mr. Litwak isn't stupid. He knows more than most would think. Oneshot.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,039 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 2,176 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Mr. Litwak - Complete
Rebellion by TatraMegami reviews
Harry starts up a Rebellion after Dumbledore is forced to flee Hogwarts and his two targets are Dolores Umbridge and Severus Snape. He has a foolproof plan: to drive them insane by acting insane himself. Complete and sequel, Rising, is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 121,979 - Reviews: 1568 - Favs: 3,696 - Follows: 1,979 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Make It or Break It by Dreamyin reviews
Harry Potter can't get a break. In Voldemort's last attempt to kill Harry in the Final Battle, Harry is whisked away to another universe. Now alone in Naruto's hectic world, how long will Harry's luck allow him to get around unnoticed? "I'm so screwed..."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 68,624 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 3,517 - Follows: 4,122 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Harry P.
Blade and Claw by pinkfloyd1770 reviews
Shinobi is supposed to be synonymous with sacrifice. Something which is supposed to form the foundation of The Leaf. But every connection formed, every friend defended, sparks the fire of ego, makes sacrifice for others more difficult. Asuma adopts Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,020 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 728 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Asuma S., Naruto U.
Coexistence by darkcyan reviews
AU During his fourth year, Harry begins to feel that something is Not Right. He studies incessantly and when Voldemort is resurrected, he knows of a spell that can get rid of the monster forever . . . unfortunately, there are side-effects . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 155,474 - Reviews: 2103 - Favs: 3,155 - Follows: 1,478 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 12/1/2002 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
When You Look Me In The Eyes by blueicequeen reviews
Tsunade was forced to marry Naruto and Kakashi once the war was over since Naruto was getting too much unwanted attention. Unfortunately, neither had even entertained the idea of the other as a romantic choice. Marriage life was unexpected and before they knew it, they could not imagine a life without each other. Is this love? -Warning: Yaoi-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30,112 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 2,857 - Follows: 789 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
All Hallows' Eve - New York by Whispering Darkness reviews
Harry Potter had never really managed a normal, peaceful Halloween, so he really shouldn't have been surprised when he was suddenly displaced from the grocery store and found himself in front of a maniacally cackling man in a very dramatic outfit.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 7,998 - Follows: 2,451 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Dancing with Demons by Daystar Clarion reviews
Growing up with a pack of Demons is easy, especially when the older he gets, the more a demon Naruto becomes. But when the pack is killed by shinobi, Naruto vows revenge by learning to use his ever growing Chakra. Meeting team Seven, his journey begins.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 154,657 - Reviews: 2338 - Favs: 3,748 - Follows: 3,321 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Naruto U.
Liar's Mask by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, HPGW, RWHG. Ron is the one who goes through Harry's possessions after his death, because that's what a best friend does. And what he finds shakes his belief in Harry to its foundations. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,731 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 109 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Liar's Wand by Evilnor reviews
Olivander isn't used to customers arriving so late in the day, but when Dumbledore imposes with a mysterious new teacher in tow, he can't resist the challenge of the smiling man's custom order.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,837 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 122 - Published: 7/8/2012 - G. Ollivander, Loki - Complete
Legal Alien by Whispering Darkness reviews
Normal people didn't have to worry about this sort of thing when they go on vacation. They worry about things like losing their luggage, catching a cab or something similar. Not alien invasions. Harry, however, had never been normal. Then again, neither were these guys. One-shot
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,262 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 5,263 - Follows: 1,772 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Being Adopted Runs in the Family by Sheyrena Wyrsabane reviews
Thor and Loki have a child together, but they believe it died in childbirth when in reality Odin sent to Midgard. Cue The Avengers and Loki discovering that one of the Avengers is actually the child of Thor and Loki. Mostly crack with a little bit of actual plot.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,034 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 188 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Loki - Complete
Entitlement by Skeeterpillar reviews
Discovered while gutting my bedroom "I've told you before, Kevin. Everything has a name: something that people can call it. It just seems that they prefer 'fag' to 'Eddward…'" Rated for possible Childhood-ruining.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Edd, Kevin - Complete
Catch and Release by Roozette reviews
Harry has a "tell," when he needs affection. Ron never realized Severus had the same one. A Snarry told from a Ron-centric viewpoint. Yep.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,830 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 162 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Ron W., Severus S. - Complete
From the Ashes: A New Hope by libraflyter reviews
Once upon a time, Katara and Sokka did not discover the Avatar trapped in an iceberg. Ten years later, the Fire Nation rules a world on the edge of destruction. But all hope is not lost …
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 64,196 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Aang, Zuko - Complete
Naked to Mine Enemies by Mundungus42 reviews
The Pirate Code doesn't expressly command its adherents to repay debts that bridge life and death, but the Code is more of a set of guidelines, anyway. Sparrow/Norrington
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,388 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, James N. - Complete
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3795 - Favs: 8,327 - Follows: 4,325 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Cake or Death by Sara's Girl reviews
Potter has cake. How rude. DrabbleFAIL for dysonrules. HPDM. AU 7th-year fluffy!verse. Daftness ahoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 75 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Phoenix at Rest by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPSS preslash, AU. Severus will go to the ends of the earth for his Potions ingredients if he has to. But the top of a very high mountain is preferable, even if Harry Potter is living there. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,841 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 107 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Lip-Lock Jinx by Cassis Luna reviews
It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,436 - Reviews: 1120 - Favs: 9,072 - Follows: 1,599 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Turn Me Loose: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
The sequel to Bungle in the Jungle. Told in 2nd person. Harry Potter has returned to England. In the jungles of South America, he became his own man, a hero of his own choice and not unfortunate circumstance. Is it enough to save him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 134,063 - Reviews: 2077 - Favs: 4,975 - Follows: 2,627 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Kakashi's Lament by Chris Hill reviews
Kakashi will regret having the most unpredictable person in Konoha on his team. Poor him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,008 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 1,263 - Follows: 1,168 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
I Must Not Tell Lies by WhatWldMrsWeasleyDo reviews
The secret love affair between George Weasley and Harry Potter over many years. Follows canon including the epilogue, but with the addition of one romance. Complete. Please note: canon compliance means that this story involves infidelity; if that offends you then please don't read it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 58,664 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Harry P., George W. - Complete
insurgere by Silver Pard reviews
Hufflepuff is the house of the leftovers, the losers, the forgotten. Well, Tom Riddle thinks, it's time to change that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,414 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 4,014 - Follows: 875 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Logical Fallacy by BC reviews
A fatal combination of youthful folly and an awakening conscience lead Bill Weasley back to the front steps of No. 4 Privet Drive – to abduct a little kid.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,172 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Bill W., Harry P. - Complete
The Abysmal Dating Life of Harry Potter by Celebony reviews
Dating's tough when you're Harry Potter. Ron watches his best friend go through some very bad dating experiences, while going through some awkward ones of his own. H/R slash. Please note the rating and warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,994 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 1,381 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
I Wish, I Wish by wellyuthink reviews
Abandoned in the wilds of northen England, lost and alone, Harry stumbles across a small town and discovers a street called Spinners End...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,290 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Talk to Me by Sara's Girl reviews
When the usual channels of communication are shut down, the most surprising people can find a way in. A strange little love story. HPDM slash, AU 7th-year fluffy!verse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,550 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 2,808 - Follows: 354 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
In Memory I by becka reviews
Slash. What if someone followed Hagrid the night he delivered Harry to the Dursleys? How would Harry's life have been different? AU that follows Harry as he grows up with the abusive Dursleys, and continues to his time at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 73,039 - Reviews: 1746 - Favs: 3,437 - Follows: 3,235 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Harry P.
Spiderbite Dreams by Mersang reviews
Locked in the cupboard, alone but for the spiders, ten-year-old Harry’s thoughts can turn morbid quickly. No connection to my other story. Rated for considerations of death, from a 10-year-old. You are forewarned. Oneshot. Ramble-y.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Ties That Bind Us by faithwood reviews
An accident leaves Draco and Harry bound tightly together. Literally. EWE, Hogwarts!fic, the "Eight Year", forced bonding . . . no, wait, forced bondage fic, detention cliché, accidental kissing, HPDM, SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,405 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 2,385 - Follows: 338 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Cuckoo's Egg in the Blithering Humdinger Nest by wrtr74 reviews
Harry and Ron are forced to share a dormitory with Draco and Goyle. The Slytherins grow on them. Harry/Draco with hints of Ron/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,889 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 119 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 866 - Favs: 8,292 - Follows: 2,032 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Untouchable by bookgodess15 reviews
Chase has a secret. Fortunately, he's a very good liar. HouseChase
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 122,465 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 5/19/2008 - G. House, R. Chase - Complete
A Peculiar Nuisance by 0oxymoronic0 reviews
James Norrington woke up, which is always a pleasant surprise, especially seeing as he was supposed to be dead. Sparrington long oneshot of doom.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,814 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, James N. - Complete
A Hero by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1582 - Favs: 9,809 - Follows: 1,673 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Oswald the Ottoman by lunakatrina reviews
Voldemort never saw this coming! Harry aquires an ottoman...AU, ignores DH and most of HBP for it's own sanity
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,941 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 1,712 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Lessons of Experience by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
While still an academy student, Uzumaki Naruto starts to learn the art of killing from a mysterious old man. His lessons will be paid for in blood, sweat, and tears. He will get much more than he had bargained for,
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,750 - Reviews: 1225 - Favs: 3,152 - Follows: 3,028 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Naruto U.
Broken Compass by sandysoul reviews
SLASH. Norrington is in trouble and Jack can save him, or damn him.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,428 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/7/2007 - Published: 12/6/2007 - James N., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Bungle in the Jungle: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
If you read just one fiction tonight make it this one. Go inside the mind of Harry Potter as he deals with betrayals, secrets and wild adventures. Not your usual fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 189,882 - Reviews: 2534 - Favs: 6,866 - Follows: 2,457 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
In Blood Only by E.M. Snape reviews
Snape is Harry's father. No one is happy to hear it. [R due to colorful language, dark themes, and nongraphic violence.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 185,251 - Reviews: 4027 - Favs: 3,923 - Follows: 1,254 - Updated: 8/15/2006 - Published: 8/24/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 12149 - Favs: 26,431 - Follows: 9,996 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Warrior, Archer, Poet, and Scribe by Rheniel reviews
Time travel. Hermione, Harry, Neville and Draco are sent back in time. There, they have the chance to rewrite history, but not without sacrifice. When they've given everything, is it enough? Or will the Dark Lord reign more terrible than ever before?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,739 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 8/19/2005 - Published: 9/15/2004 - Hermione G., Remus L.
Albus, I Knocked Up a Weasley by Runny Ink reviews
Complete! Due to an accident, Ron is expecting and Professor Snape is the father. Mild slash but not between RW and SS (and pretty one sided) MPreg
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,855 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/5/2004 - Published: 12/14/2003 - Ron W., Severus S. - Complete
Biology by Shivani reviews
Slash, HPBZ - It wasn't just power and ability that Tom Riddle transferred to Harry that night. He made him the son he never had, and that changes everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,019 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 2,259 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 6/25/2004 - Published: 4/28/2004 - [Harry P., Blaise Z.] - Complete
Seamus is Seamus and You are Yourself by Ari Munami reviews
Harry goes through some... er, changes before Sixth Year. Everyone, including Draco Malfoy, sits up and takes notice. DM/HP. Chapter 19: Yes, people... 'TIS THE LAST CHAPTER! How in all seven hells will it end??
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,791 - Reviews: 1844 - Favs: 2,044 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 4/30/2003 - Published: 7/26/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
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Teeth reviews
It starts with an animagus transformation gone wrong and leads to a journey Harry never expected. Come along for the ride as he faces war and change and the consequences of growing older; gaining a family and new friends and power he never could have imagined along the way. M/F, M/M pairings, mostly gen. Slow pace. (Under review, editing and reposting here and on AO3)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 63 - Words: 524,912 - Reviews: 3826 - Favs: 7,022 - Follows: 7,642 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Harry P., Severus S., Loki, Hulk/Bruce B.
Arkham Asylum reviews
He doesn't know why the silence upsets them. He likes the quiet. The silence is comfortable and safe. Maybe they don't like it like he does? But that's ok. He doesn't really like the doctors anyways. But the silence upsets the bat and the clown too, and he does like them. Oh well. (Being re-written, moving to AO3)
Batman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,496 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 2/4/2016 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker, OC
Are You Kept Or Keeping? reviews
Harry hadn't expected Azkaban to become a home-away-from-home, but here he is. Dementors are more than they seem, and the more he learns about them, the more he realizes they're not what everyone thought at all. Oneshot plot bunny
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,369 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 300 - Published: 2/3/2016 - Harry P., Dementors
The End of One Life and the Beginning of Another reviews
Harry and his closest friends are tired after the end of the war. They come to Forks with the hope of finding peace and being able to live as teens again. They end up getting more than they bargained for... (OLD WORK, BAD WRITING, ABANDONED)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,310 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 1,178 - Follows: 1,379 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Harry P., Paul
Hurt reviews
He was a Bakemono. A monster. Should he not live among other monsters then? Naruto lives in the underground district of Konoha. He will learn many things about this new world he finds himself in, and one day, he may become something great. One day he may show Konoha the truth. That perhaps, they are the monsters here... (OLD WORK, ABANDONED)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,048 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Naruto U.
Circinus Black reviews
Circinus Black is the dirty little secret his mother tried to hide. Cast from the wizarding world he comes to Hogwarts, forced to face his mother's mistakes and making friends with the golden boy and the Slytherin Prince isn't easy. But what secrets is he hiding? Just who, or what, is Circinus Black? And what's this about the x-gene? (OLD WORK, BAD WRITING, ABANDONED)
Crossover - X-Men & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,418 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 6/21/2012 - OC