Author has written 5 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Hunger Games.
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I used to be crazylove27. Just so you know.
Hey guys! Here's some info about me:
Name: Not gonna tell you!
Random Phrase That Decsribes Me Perfectly: I'm a brilliant brunette with a lot of blonde moments.
Another Random Phrase That Describes Me Perfectly: The one who laughs last, thinks slowest.
Books: Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Heroes of Olympus, Twilight, Matched Trilogy, The Hunger Games, Under The Never Sky Trilogy, Pride and Prejudice, Legend, The Selection, Of Poseidon, Divergent Trilogy, The Lunar Chronicles, The Testing, Gone, Nobody, The Ruining, Truly Madly Deadly
Here's some encouraging verses for you:
You know that God paid a ransom to save you from the empty life you inherited from your ancestors. And the ransom He paid was not mere gold or silver. He paid for you with the precious lifeblood of Christ, the sinless, spotless Lamb of God. 1 Peter 1:18, 19(NLT)
For God so loved the world that He gave His one and only Son that whosoever believes in Him shall not perish but have everlasting life. For God did not send His Son into the world to condemn it, but to save it through Him. John 3:16, 17
I'll post some verses in my stories if you liked these! These are some great verses I found in the Bible. I encourage you to read it too!
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny Me, I will deny you in front of My Father in the gates of Heaven.
One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school.His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd. I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on. As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him. So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, "Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives." He looked at me and said, "Hey thanks!" There was a big smile on his face. It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude. I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before. We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends. He said yes.We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same of him. Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again.I stopped him and said, "Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!" He just laughed and handed me half the books. Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends.. When we were seniors we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown and I was going to Duke. I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation.I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak. Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great. He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Boy, sometimes I was jealous! Today was one of those days. I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, "Hey, big guy, you'll be great!" He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. 'Thanks,' he said. As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began, "Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach... but mostly your friends... I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story." I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home. He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. "Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable." I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment. I saw his mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize it's depth. Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or for worse. God puts us all in each others lives to impact one another in some way. Look for God in others. You now have two choices, you can :1) Put this on your profile or 2) Forget you read this and act like it didn't touch your heart. As you can see, I took choice number 1.
A teenage girl about seventeen had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two men walking next to her."
Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God?
96 percent of teens won't stand up for Christ. If you are one of the 4 percent that will, copy and paste this in your profile.
Without GOD, our week would be:
Repost this if you are not ashamed of GOD.
Seven days without GOD will make one weak.
Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
P.S. God is always there in your heart and will always love you. If you stand up for him he will stand up for you. I bet 93% of you will who read this will not repost this.
I just had to write to tell you how much I love you and care for you. Yesterday, I saw you walking and laughing with your friends; I hoped that soon you'd want Me to walk along with you, too. So, I painted you a sunset to close your day and whispered a cool breeze to refresh you. I waited; you never called. I just kept on loving you.
As I watched you fall asleep last night, I wanted so much to touch you. I spilled moonlight onto your face trickling down your cheeks as so many tears have. You didn't even think of me; I wanted so much to comfort you.
The next day I exploded a brilliant sunrise into a glorious morning for you. But you woke up late and rushed off to work-you didn't even notice. My sky became cloudy and My tears were the rain.
I love you. Oh, if you'd only listen. I really love you. I try to say it in the quiet of the green meadow and in the blue sky. The wind whispers My love throughout the treetops and spills it into the vibrant colors of the flowers. I shout it to you in the thunder of the great waterfalls and composed love songs for birds to sing for you. I warm you with the clothing of My sunshineand perfume the air with nature's sweet scent. My love for you is deeper than the ocean and greater than any need in your heart. If you'd only realize how I care. I died just for you.
My Dad sends His love. I want you to meet Him. He cares,too. Fathers are just that way. So please call Me soon. No matter how long it takes, I'll wait because I love you.
True Love Exists-John 3:16
apples on trees
the best one’s are
at the top of the tree.
The boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead they settle for the rotten apples
from the ground that aren’t as good but
easy to get. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they’re amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, one who’s
brave enough to
to the top
of the tree.
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl runs away in shock and pain and Boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
(((((True love))))) A guy and a girl were riding on a motorcycle...
Girl: Slow down. I'm scared.
-In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the brakes were out and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for a person you love, then copy this into your profile.
This is really sweet...
When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.
When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says "I love you." she means it.
When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.
The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.
The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".
If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.
If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.
Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.
Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.
So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.
If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.
Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.
Love is like playing the piano. First, you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart.
Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart.
Guys aren't worth crying for. When you find one that is, he won't make you cry.
I'm just an Annabeth questing for my Percy.
Love is giving someone the ability to destroy you, and trusting them not to.
When you love someone they're worth the huge fights, they're worth the million tears, sometimes the break-ups, they're worth losing friends over. Because when you love someone, they're worth everything.
Every girl has three guys in her life: one she hates, one she loves, and one she can't live without. And in the end, they're all the same guy.
Falling in love is like jumping off a really tall building. Your brain tells you it isn't a good idea, but your heart tells you you can fly.
TThe best things in life are unseen. That's why we close our eyes when we kiss, cry, and dream.
We're given two hands to hold, two legs to walk, two eyes to see, two ears to listen, but why only one heart? Because the other one was given to someone for us to find.
Cinderella walked around in broken glass, Sleeping Beauty let a whole lifetime pass. Belle fell in love with a beast, Jasmine married a common thief. Ariel walked on land for love and life, Snow White barely escaped a knife. It was all about blood, sweat, and tears because love means facing your biggest fears.
A guy out there was meant to be the love of your life, your best friend, your soul mate. The one you can tell your dreams to. He'll brush your hair out of your eyes. He'll send you flowers when you leats expect it. He'll stare at you during movies even though he spent $8 to see it. He'll call you to say goodnight or just because he is missing you. He'll look into your eyes, and tell you, "Your the most beautiful girl in the world," and for the first time in your life, you'll believe it.
You know you're obsessed with PJO when:
During a thunderstorm, you scream, "CALM DOWN ZEUS!"
Everytime you use the internet you thank Hermes.
Everytime you see an owl, you say, "Hi Athena!"
You've googled Camp Half-Blood's address.
You always carry a ball point pen in your pocket(in my bag, at least:)).
Everytime you pick up a pen, you hope it turns into a sword.
When you clap your hands, you hope the dead will appear to do your bidding.
You become obessessed with Adidas shoes because they have the symbol of Hermes.
If someone says, "Percy," you scream, "JACKSON!"(or vice-versa)
You go on a cruise and hope it's not the Princess Andromeda.
Everytime you see an orange shirt, you look to see if it is a Camp Half-Blood one.
Everytime you see a NY Yankees cap you say, "Annabeth!"
You burn food to see if it smells good.
You see an emo and say to them, "Hi Nico."
Recite random lines from the books(all the time!).
When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it(guilty).
You sometimes try to control water.
You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months(maybe longer!).
You write PJO fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.
You spend time doing pointless research, just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.
You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, TLO, PJO and use it in conversations.
You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.
You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.
You just have to research more about Greek mythology.
You copy and paste this onto your profile.
You’re nodding and smiling when you read this.
You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list.
You've made a Camp Half-Blood shirt.
You annoy your friends and family by talking about Percy Jackson all the time.
You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.
You have dreams - or dream - about PJO characters/events.
In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!"
You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why:
-Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy. Also, she's a hunter. Her aim with an arrow is very accurate...
-Athena- She scares Percy more than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work.
-Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also you might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket.
-Hermes- Cutting off your Internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds.
-Aphrodite- She's preoccupied with Percabeth and trust me, I don’t want to waste her time!
You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.
You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head.
When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters(Never had a boyfriend...*sigh*).
You go to the Empire State Building and ask for the 600th floor. When the dude at the desk looks at you weird,you announce that you’re a demigod(I've never actually done that, cuz I've never been to NY*sob* but I would so do that!).
You watch the movie and read the book every chance you get(I have all the books and the movie!).
You claim that you are a demigod and need to go to Camp in New York.
You go to New York and ask for a man named Chiron and that you need to go with him.
You look for a Latin teacher that is in a wheelchair and loves to throw Greek field days.
You try to find Rachel and ask her for a prophecy(and why she wants to ruin Percabeth).
Every time a major water storm or earthquake happens, you scream at Poseidon.
You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.
You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.(Haven't found him yet, but hopefully soon!)
When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.
You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.
Every time you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor.
You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.
Whenever your Internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"
You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.
You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks(I don't think Hephaestus likes me because when my iPod took a trip through the washer, it didn't work again.).
When someone gets married, you say, "I hope you shall not anger Hera."
You cried when you finished TLO.
You eat, sleep, and breathe Percabeth.
Every school book you own has PJO stuff scribbled on each page.
You're in love with a fictional character.
You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood.
You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it.
You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail.
You know which pages the good parts are on.
You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear(Am I the only one who's noticed that almost every Taylor Swift song describes Percabeth perfectly?).
You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.
You start figuring out who your godly parent is.
You start doing pro/con lists in your head during Math when you’re supposed to be taking notes.
Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.
The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, "Have you read PJO?"
On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument.
You have one (or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room.
You know PJO better then most sane people.
You have links to every great PJO site.
You add things to the list every day.
You know what you would do if you were Percy.
You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not.
At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future.
You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work.
You are trying to learn Greek.
You shriek every time you see a guy with black hair and green eyes.
PJO Fans vs. Normal People!
NORMAL PEOPLE: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast. PJO FANS:Will tell Zeus to make it rain.
NORMAL PEOPLE: Say OMG! PJO FANS: Say OH MY GODS!
NORMAL PEOPLE: Go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings. PJO FANS:Won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers.
NORMAL PEOPLE: Say shut up or I'll tell on you! PJO FANS: Say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: Think that PJO fans are stupid. PJO FANS: Know that normal people are just jealous.
NORMAL PEOPLE: When being chased yell, "HELP ME SOMEBODY!" PJO FANS: When being chased use their awesome demigod powers.
NORMAL PEOPLE: Get nervous or scared during thunderstorms. PJO FANS: Yell at Zeus to calm down.
NORMAL PEOPLE: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation. PJO FANS: Would try and find Camp Half Blood.
NORMAL PEOPLE:Don't have this on their profile. PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!
Facts of Life:
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Percabethtatorship.
There are no steroids in baseball. Just the power of Percabeth.
A picture is worth a thousand words. A Percabeth moment is worth a billion words.
When taking the SAT, write "Percabeth" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
Rick Riordan once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 100% chance of Percabeth.
If at first you don't succeed, you're not a Percabeth shipper.
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Percabeth never dies.
To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Percabeth.
All roads lead to Percabeth. And by the transitive property, total awesomeness.
President Roosevelt said, "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And pairings that go against Percabeth."
In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Percabeth.
There’s an order to the universe: space, time, Percabeth . . . just kidding. Percabeth is first.
There are two types of people in the world . . . people that stink, and Percabeth shippers.
Only Percabeth can prevent forest fires.
The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by a Percabeth shippe(OR, but only, if the pen is Riptide.).
Most people know that Descartes said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, ". . . a Percabeth shipper."
He who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Percabeth . . . dies.
People have often asked the United States, "What is your secret weapon against terrorists?" We simply reply . . . Percabeth.
The active ingredient in Red Bull is Percabeth juice.
Some people say that Percabeth is a myth. Those "some people" are now dead.
Copy this into your profile if you screamed like a fangirl every time Percy remembered something from his past in the SoN.
Copy this into your profile if you screamed every time Percy remembered Annabeth in the SoN.
If you love Percabeth, copy this into your profile.
If you love Silendorf, copy this into your profile.
If you love Gruniper, copy this into your profile.
Copy and paste this if Frank annoyed you sometimes in SON.
You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood copy and paste this on your profile.
COPY AND PASTE ONTO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU THINK PERCY JACKSON HAS AWESOMENESS RUNNING THROUGH HIS VEINS!
Camp Half-Blood pledge
I promise to remember Percy
I promise to remember Annabeth
I promise to protect nature
I promise to remember Luke
I promise to remember Chiron
I promise to remember Tyson
I promise to remember Thalia
I promise to remember Clarisse
I promise to remember Bianca
I promise to remember Nico
I promise to remember Zoe
I promise to remember Rachel
I promise to remember The Stolls
I promise to remember Beckendorf
I promise to remember Silena
I promise to remember Micheal Yew
I promise to remember Briares
I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth
Yes, I promise to remember PJO
Percy Jackson and the Olympians: 21Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are an PJatO Fan)
1. If you could hang out anywhere in Camp Half-Blood, where would it be?
Answer: The beach.
2. Which PJatO Character Would You Date?
Answer: Hm. Probably Leo.
3. Which PJatO Character Is Your Best Friend?
Answer: Annabeth or Piper. Or Reyna.
4. Which PJatO Character Do You Hate?
5. Your Favourite PJatO book?
Answer: Oh man. I don't know. I love all of them. But if I have to choose one, it'd probably be the HoH because it had the most Percabeth in it. Wait, does this include HoO?
6. Your Favourite PJatO Character?
Answer: Well, obviously, Percy and Annabeth(Who doesn't like them?). I also like Leo, Reyna, Grover, and Coach Hedge.
7. Favorited God or Goddess?
Answer: Hestia, Athena, Poseidon, and Aphrodite.
8. Percy walks up to you, what do you do?
Answer: Give him a compliment, so he likes me. Then tell him that we're going to be best friends. Then have him take me to camp to meet everyone else.
9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?
Answer: Leo. No contest.
10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?
Answer: Annabeth, because she's the smartest out of everyone. She'd know exactly what to do.
11. Hermes asked you to help him repopulate Olympus...what is your answer to this disturbing question?
Answer: I'm a Christain.
12. Favorite PJatO Pairing?
Answer: Hm. Let me think. Who could it be? Oh yeah! PERCABETH!
13. You and the Big Three are on Olympus...??
Answer: I'd become best friends with them!
14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?
Answer: Hang out at Camp Half-Blood with the rest of the gang.
15. Favourite PJO Quote?
Answer: The Mark of Athena:
"Frank!" Annabeth's ears were as red as strawberries. "We just came down here to talk. We fell asleep. Accidentally. That's it."
16. Favorite Percy Moment?
Answer: When Aphrodite came to talk to him about Annabeth in TC. That was too funny!
17. Favourite Nico Moment?
My Answer: The Titan's Curse:
"He went on asking questions. Did I fight a lot with Thalia, since she was a daughter of Zeus? (I didn't answer that one.) If Annabeth's mother was Athena, the goddess of wisdom, then why didn't Annabeth know better than to fall off a cliff? (I tried to strangle Nico for asking that one.) Was Annabeth my girlfriend? (At this point, I was ready to stick the kid in a meat-flavored sack and throw him to the wolves.)"
Good ole nosy Nico!
18. Favourite god or goddess Moment?
My Answer: The Last Olympian:
“As for my brothers," Zeus said, "we are thankful"-he cleared his throat like the words were hard to get out-"erm, thankful for the aid of Hades." The lord of the dead nodded. He had a smug look on his face, but I figure he'd earned the right. He patted his son Nico on the shoulders, and Nico looked happier than I'd ever seen him. "And, of course," Zeus continued, though he looked like his pants were smoldering, "we must...um...thank Poseidon."
19. Favourite Grover Moment?
My Answer: The Last Olympian:
"Grover cradled his laurel sapling in his hands. "Well...sure good to be together again. Arguing. Almost dying. Abject terror. Oh, look. It's our floor."
20. Favourite Random Moment?
My Answer: The Last Olympian:
Before I could lose my courage, I said, "Don't I get a kiss for luck? It's kind of a tradition, right?"
21. Least favourite God or Goddess?
My answer: I really don't like Hermes. Or Hercules. Or Hades. Huh. Those all start with "H".
Top Ten Favorite Characters:
1. Annabeth Chase
2. Percy Jackson
3. Leo Valdez
5. Grover Underwood
6. Silena Beauregard
7. Charles Beckendorf
8. Coach Hedge
9. Hazel Levesque
10. Frank Zhang
2. Silenadorf or Charlena, whatever.
3. LeoxCalypso (Don't know their ship name. Oops.)
6. Jeyna (Can't decide!)
7. Chris and Clarisse (I don't know their couple name.)
8. Leo Valdez. He's just a ship in himself.
Put this in your profile if you love to laugh!
People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.
What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?
Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.
The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
I run with scissors. It makes me feel dangerous.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is my ceiling?
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face(I laughed so hard when I read that!)
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!
Don’t mess with me. I've got a stick.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
I smile because I have no idea what's going on!
One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!
I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?
Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real. You want a perfect girl? Go buy a Barbie
Having the love of your life say,"We can still be friends, is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch them!
I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.
I used up all my sick days...so I called in dead.
Stressed is Desserts backwards :)
When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!
Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.
You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.
There's a light at the end of every tunnel...lets just hope it's not a train.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
I am in shape...round is a shape.
I don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in my pool.
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, and I laugh even harder.
Boys are like trees – they take fifty years to grow up.
Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.
Forecast for tonight: darkness.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die.
Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.
If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the heck are you scared?!
Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water!
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
When your down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I'll be willing to lay down right next to you.
You don't die of a broken heart... you only wish you did.
Sticks and stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within.
Its not until you're broken that you know what you're made of.
There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is filled.
When your are in jail,a friend will bail you out, but a best friend will be sitting right next to you saying,"Dang, that was fun!"
People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.
Friends will always be like,"Well, you deserve better!" but best friends will prank call him saying,"Seven days..."
The tooth fairy teaches kids it's okay to sell body parts.
I'm not crazy. My reality is just different then yours.
I was about to take over the world, but I got distracted when I saw something shiny.
Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot.
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
I DONT obsess! I think intensely...and like all the time.
Jogging is a slow sprinting, Coach!
If a synchronized swimmer drowns, does that mean they all have to?
It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.
I'm not random, I'm just HEY LOOK A SQUIRREL!
They never suspect the short one.
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Anyone else having trouble getting to Narnia?
Stereotyping? How do you type with a stereo?
People who don't know me think I'm quiet. People who do wish I was(That describes me perfectly!).
I didn't slap you, I high-fived your face.
You're a great friend, but if the zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you.
DEATH: the number 1 killer in the U.S...tell your friends.
Automatic doors make me feel like a JEDI!!
Hey stupid! Your sock is untied...
If my calculations are correct...slinkieescalator=EVERLASTING FUN!!
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Ever notice that studying is "student" and "dying" put together?
Owww! Charlie!! Charlie bit me...
Procrastinators; the leaders of tomorrow.
I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as me.
Tu madre. You just got burnt in Spanish.
Chocolate is the answer no matter what the question is.
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
We're so cool ice cubes are jealous.
I'm not as random as you think I-salad.
It's okay,Pluto. I'm not a planet either.
Ever wonder why bologna and lasagna don't rhyme?
Laughing until your stomach hurts is what friends are for.
If people were all meant to pop out of bed, we'd all sleep in toasters.
On a scale of 1 to crazy,I'm a penguin.
I don't get it...boys think girls are so complicatd. Haven't they met themselves?
I see no good reason to act my age.
Don't follow my footsteps. I run into walls.
Be a dork!! Because being cool is overrated.
At this moment, you're the oldest you've ever been. Pretty deep, huh?
Worst time to have a heart attack: during a game of charades(I died when I read that. That's stinkin' hilarious!).
If you're reading this then you're not dead. Good for you.
I ROCK! Guitar Hero told me.
I tried being normal, but I didn't like it.
Smile. It makes the world wonder what you're up to.
There are two things that are infinite. The universe and human stupidity. And I'm not so sure about the universe.
Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes.
Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is.
Be yourself. That's crazy enough.
You always get what's coming to you: unless it gets lost in that mail.
The trouble with real life is that there is no background music.
I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere.
Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.
If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do?
I am reading a most interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something.
Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish each moment, ignore the pain. Live, laugh, love, forgive and forget. Life is too short to be living with regrets. -Anonymous
To the world, you may seem like one person. But to one person, you may be the world. -Pastor Justin
Wisdom is knowing the right path to take. Integrity is taking that path no matter the price. -Pastor Justin
We should be Jesus with skin. -Pastor Justin
People should see our lives and come running to Christ. -Pastor Justin
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain. -Anonymous
They say one day your whole life will flash before your eyes. Make it worth watching. -Anonymous
Dance as though no one's watching. Love as though you have never loved before. Sing as though no one can hear you. Live as though heaven is on earth. -Unknown
(Pastor Justin is my youth pastor. Just to clarify.;D)
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Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
I am a book addict and proud of it! If you are as well, then copy and paste this on your profile page.
If you have stayed up all night just to finish a book copy and paste this on your profile page!
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree, copy and paste this and put it in your profile.
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people who would answer, "Where to begin?"
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Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Empress Caroline of Tamaran, monkyluvr, Darth KenObi-Wan, JediWolfMaster,EwanLuvr4Ever, xXJedi Knight BlazeXx, JaneVolturi, LOSTSOULOFTHEUNDERWORLD, DarkAngel620, Dithinus, Science-Fantasy93, Gemcrazy98, BTR, Kendalls Logiebear, IceRush, Aria Taylor
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a friend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with PJO and who can express herself better with words than actions. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you are anything like me. :)
The 27 Commandments of Fanfiction:
1. Thou shalt not post a fic until it has been checked for grammar and spelling errors. The fanfiction gods hath given you a spellchecker on the computer for good reason. Use it.
2.Thou shalt not post a chapter of less than 100 words, unless it is a drabble. This displeases the masses.
3.Thou shalt not put author's notes in the middle of the story(I do that. Oh well;)).
4.Thou shalt NEVER use text-speak in a fic, unless the characters are actually texting.
5.Thou shalt keep to one tense, and only one, throughout the story. Do not switch randomly.
6.Apply the above number 5 to POVs as well(I do that too).
7. Thou shalt not get offended when someone makes fun of the crack pairing featured in your fanfiction. It probably is rather hilarious.
8.Thou shalt not use , ;, or :( in a fanfiction to show the emotion exhibited by a character.
9.Thou shall try-eth to keep characters in character!
10.Thou shall not treat every criticism as a flame.
11.The author's note is not a spot for your personal drama, and thou shalt not make it so.
12.Thou shalt not put any form of the phrase "first fic" in thy summary.
13. Thy created characters must not have names that exceed five syllables in length. Nor shall thy name have more than five words in length.
14. Thou shall not insert thyself into the story line as thyself or as a character- yes we know that you are in love with yourself and are very narcissistic, we just don’t want to read about how you end up with the main character.
15.If thou art writing a story that does not follow the original story line, point it out in the beginning.
16.Thou shall not make a person randomly smart or powerful unless stating a reason for the change (a good reason).
17.Thou shalt show and not tell.
18.Thou shalt not EVER use the phrase "I suck at summaries" in-est thine summary. This annoys thine readers.
19.Thou shalt not write the same way thou speak-est- writing is an art.
If you run upstairs to your room right after school to get on your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you'd rather read than do sports, paste this into your profile.
If you ever pushed a door that says pull, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you randomly start talking/singing/dancing, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your English teacher ever told you to stop reading in class, copy and paste this into your profile.
If talking to yourself is a common thing, copy and paste this into your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx, Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc. Tia and Tori INC/MKAlza11, crazylove27
If you are wondering what it would be like to have wings, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch or American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy and paste this into your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would stand their and laugh.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have spent multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this.
IMPORTANT- Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Edward Cullen and Jacob Black are fast becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, copy and paste this in your profile(Yes, I do like Twilight, but that doesn't mean that I'm in love with Edward or Jacob. I'm NOT.).
Normal teens usually get grounded from laptop/TV/cell/mp3 or iPod. Weird (a.k.a us) teens get freaked out if we get grounded from Microsoft Word/Fanfiction/books. If your a "weird teen" copy and paste this on your profile!
Copy and paste this if you're sure you'd be the first to die in the Hunger Games.
You've been caught for reading in class multiple times copy and paste this on your profile.
If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile(The Mark of Athena!).
If you have friends that fit the description of satyrs or children of gods, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile.
Bubble wrap amuses me.
A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you LOVE Jesus, copy and paste this into your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random.
If you are excited about the Hunger Games movie, copy to your profile.
Haikus are random
They never make any sense
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If one part of you is calm and the other part like to stand on their head and sing theme songs, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If your part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you already have a gajillion of these "copy this into your profile" things, copy this into your profile.
If you still need the alphabet to remember the letter's order, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, add this to your profile.
If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile.
If there are times where you DO annoy people just for the heck of it, copy and paste this into/onto/in your profile/bio.
If you've ever written stuff on your car windows when they're covered in condensation, copy this to your profile
If you can think of at least one person you would like to push down a well, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever done anything stupid in your life, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you wish that fictional characters was real, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you really have no idea how this copy and pasting stuff started, but enjoy it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless (but fun), and you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have read every single one of these up to here, award yourself 5 points and copy this somewhere into your profile.
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on Facebook, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year (never in my life).Ihe girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with books, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, ihatejacob1, Blondejoke101 MyBFCanSparkle, Rockyrocks919 xXxDaughterofAthenaxXx, daughterofhades5565,darkangelxx22xx,Thalia101,Aguilita Cruz, Immaruledeworld, piano108, crazylove27
Taylor Swift taught me not every guy is going to treat me right!
I am that girl, the one who likes book more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy. The one who always wonders what she did wrong. The one who writes to escape. The one who just wants to help. The one that really wants to make a difference. The one that sticks to her values. The one that refuses to believe that this is it. The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this.
A white man said "No coloured people allowed here." And the black man said. "When I was born I was black, when I grew up I was black, when I am sick I am black, when I go out in the sun I am black, when I am cold I am black, when I die I'll be black, but you, you. When you were born you were pink, when you grew up you were white, when you are sick you are green, when you go out in the sun you turn red, when you are cold you are blue, and when you die you'll be purple and you dare to call me coloured?" The black man sat down and the white man walked away. If you're against racism copy and paste this into your profile.
My name is Tiffany
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can’t do a wrong
I can’t speak at all
Or else I’m locked up
All day long.
When I’m awake I’m all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren’t home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I’ll just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie’s bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I’m so afraid now
I’m starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says it’s my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more
I finally get free
And run to the door
He’s already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!” I scream
But it’s now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While I lay there motionless
Brawled on the floor
My name is tiffany
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
And you can help
Sickens me top the soul,
And if you read this
And don’t pass it on
I pray for your forgiveness
Because you would have to be
One heartless person
To not be effected
By this Poem
And because you are effected,
Do something about it!
So all I ask you to do
Is pass this on!
IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE!
When standing next to me, don't ask, "Who's the crazy one here." 10 out of 10 times, it's me.
When standing next to me, don't ask, "What's wrong with you?" You'll get a PowerPoint Presentation.
When standing next to me, don't ask, "Who are you talking to?" 9 out of 10 times, I'm talking to myself.
When standing next to me, don't ask me a question. I'll start spacing out and come up with something completely random.
When standing next to me, don't ask what I've been doing. 8 out of 10 times I'll glare at you and say, "Why, what have you heard?"
When standing next to me, don't ask me how my day went. I'll either start screaming about how horrible or wonderful it was. There's no in between.
When standing next to me, don't ask to borrow something. Most times, I'll start looking for one, then get distracted by something else and end up telling you a story that's hilarious to me but makes no sense to you.
When standing next to me, don't ask, "Read any good books lately?" You'll be dragged to a library while I give a synopsis of every book in the place.
Copy and paste this if it applies to you!
Some people say they are big readers. That they're so into books it's not funny. However the only way to tell is if they 1) Suddenly gasp when something exciting happens in the book(Done it. Who knew that people stare at you weirdly when you do that?). 2) Start talking to the book because that's not how they want the book to go. (Or start yelling at the characters because they're being stupid. I do that a lot.) 3) Hurl the book across the room when one of their favorite characters dies. (Then I'll start yelling and screaming insanely, and basically have a tantrum. If Percy or Annabeth died I might even sob insanely. Might? Who am I kidding? I would!) Copy and paste this if you are one of these people.
1.YOUR REAL NAME: Aria Taylor
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Ariizzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):Purple Koala
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Elizabeth Jefferson
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Tayarord
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Silver Mountain Dew
7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Lynn
8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Scar
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